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00:00:00You
00:00:23Impressive the infamous Donna. Holy shit, boss. That's Donna
00:00:29The one who killed the cartel boss at 20 and single-handedly wiped off the Naples family at 24
00:00:36Wait
00:00:38Where are you going? I quit got a score to settle back home
00:00:45They call me Donna the best assassin, but I'm also the King family heir my stepmother and her brat
00:00:52Tortured me stole my inheritance and dumped me in another country time to return the favor
00:00:57Anything I can help you with?
00:01:05Her clothes. That's all I need
00:01:14I'm sorry to hear about what happened your mother. I'd be happy to help you get your inheritance back
00:01:20If you bury my grandson
00:01:24Deal
00:01:25Fair warning. My grandson is California's biggest trust fund, baby
00:01:30So you want me to marry the city's hottest but most useless playboy?
00:01:50Can I hit him if he pisses me off?
00:01:52I heard the the old man has a new bride for you. Party's over, bro
00:02:03Really think I'm gonna listen to the old man? Yeah, good luck with that
00:02:08Can I hit him if he pisses me off?
00:02:10I knew I picked the right girl as long as you don't kill him or break anything permanently
00:02:18Have at it. Don't worry. He'll survive intact
00:02:21But I have one more condition
00:02:23I'm listening
00:02:25There's this clause in my mom's will. I need to have a baby in order to get the inheritance
00:02:30Even better
00:02:40Sir, do you think the young master will really agree to this marriage?
00:02:44Leave that to me
00:02:49Can't believe I said yes the old man
00:02:53Grandpa
00:02:55Myles
00:02:56My darling grandson
00:02:58I just want to see you married before I go
00:03:03You're definitely not an actor
00:03:06Time to say goodbye to that oscar grandpa
00:03:11Fine
00:03:12Fine, I will marry her tomorrow, okay?
00:03:16You need a doctor in here
00:03:21Say goodbye to that oscar, eh? Take that miles
00:03:24And this random ugly chick has the audacity to keep me awake
00:03:29Who does she think she is?
00:03:30Who does she think she is?
00:03:46Hi
00:03:47Dara Kane
00:03:49Damn
00:03:50She's cute
00:03:51Okay, I guess your grandfather forgot to mention that you can't talk
00:03:54I don't know if you want to talk
00:04:02Damn
00:04:03Sweet face
00:04:05Nasty temper
00:04:07I like that
00:04:08Yeah, okay, whatever. Are we getting married or not?
00:04:11I'm only a complete idiot, but actually marry you
00:04:31Okay
00:04:31So I'll do this little charade for grandpa
00:04:37But I'm setting the ground rules here
00:04:42Number one
00:04:43You stay out of my personal life
00:04:45Number two
00:04:45In a year you tell grandpa that we didn't work out and want a divorce
00:04:49Number three most important you stay the hell away from me
00:04:53No touching
00:04:55No touching?
00:04:56That's what I said
00:04:57Ah, well that's too bad
00:05:04We're already married
00:05:07What are you gonna do if I don't follow your little rules?
00:05:13Well if you are a curious sweetheart
00:05:19You'll be my guest
00:05:20I'm thinking maybe
00:05:25Maybe we should have a kid
00:05:32Get off
00:05:35Please
00:05:41The so-called king of california fuck boys, huh?
00:05:45He's cute
00:05:47Guess how this is gonna work though
00:05:50Number one
00:05:51You come home
00:05:52Every night
00:05:55And number two
00:05:56No smoking
00:05:57And number three
00:05:59If I ever
00:06:01Catch you with another woman
00:06:04I'll make sure you never use
00:06:07That part of your body again
00:06:10Clear?
00:06:11Wow
00:06:13Okay
00:06:14Scary
00:06:15But I guarantee you're gonna be begging for a divorce within a month
00:06:17And why's that?
00:06:19You wanna bet?
00:06:27Watch out
00:06:28Maybe he's not as bad as I thought
00:06:42Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!
00:06:45Wait, that was her
00:06:47Oh for fuck's sake, who is it now?
00:07:01Oh, you
00:07:02You're supposed to be dead
00:07:06Sorry to disappoint you
00:07:07Oh for fuck's sake, who is it now?
00:07:13No
00:07:16Your mom is dad
00:07:17And dad is mine
00:07:18Stay in your way
00:07:19You're a little freak
00:07:21How dare you speak to us?
00:07:27Oh what, you remember when you were a little kid and used to beg like a pathetic little
00:07:33I remember all of it, Julia
00:07:40I remember all of it, Julia
00:07:42Like how you two weaseled your way in and stole my mother's company
00:07:49I definitely remember this
00:07:50Wow, what?
00:07:53You two haven't changed a bit
00:07:55Still just as reckless and cruel
00:07:57You almost hit a baby back there
00:07:59What are you doing?
00:08:00Okay
00:08:00Put that back down
00:08:02Taking back what my mother left for me
00:08:04All of it
00:08:16What did she mean?
00:08:17Is she so married?
00:08:19What?
00:08:21To who?
00:08:22Tell me now
00:08:23We can't let Bear get that inheritance
00:08:25Sir
00:08:34Your wife is here
00:08:35Cool
00:08:37Grab some paint
00:08:38And throw it on her
00:08:39I already got one ready, sir
00:08:43Actually, you know what?
00:08:44I'll do it myself
00:08:55Feel awake yet?
00:09:02Are you ready for round two?
00:09:04This is a custom Italian piece
00:09:07There's only one likeness in the world and you just
00:09:13I don't care that we sign a contract
00:09:15We don't ruin this place
00:09:17I am the one in charge here
00:09:21Right
00:09:21Guy who's never worked a day in his life thinks he's in charge
00:09:26Your grandpa needs an heir, genius
00:09:28So move
00:09:31It's time for you to fulfill your husbandly duties
00:09:40You have good luck with that
00:09:42Because I don't sleep with women I don't love
00:09:47Look at you thinking you're in charge of our sex life
00:09:50Adorable
00:09:52But I'm the one who decides that, sweetie
00:09:53You'll take your hands off me
00:09:57What are you insane?
00:10:00I'm not having a kid with you
00:10:03I'm never gonna fall for you
00:10:04Ever
00:10:13Clock's ticking
00:10:15I need to be pregnant with Miles' baby within a month if I want the full inheritance
00:10:18It's midnight
00:10:23Someone call Miles and tell him to come home
00:10:26Now
00:10:27Is she kidding?
00:10:29Mr. Bristol will literally kill us if we call him
00:10:31I said call him
00:10:43I said call him
00:10:44I said call him
00:10:46I said call him
00:10:55So who has the audacity to interrupt my party?
00:11:01Miles, you've got 30 minutes to go
00:11:02Two minutes to get home.
00:11:18Oh my god, I swear she's scarier when she smiles.
00:11:20I guess I'll come get you myself.
00:11:34Sir, Miss Farah just grabbed the dueling saber and went after Miles.
00:11:38Wait, seriously? Where? I gotta see this! Get the car, now!
00:11:44Dude, respect. You got balls, man.
00:11:48But aren't you worried your crazy wife is gonna come hunt you down?
00:11:51Look, I don't hate women.
00:11:53But if she wants to start something, I make an exception.
00:11:59Hey, what if she actually likes you?
00:12:01You know, wants to jump your bones and all that.
00:12:04No, that's even better.
00:12:06Cause no one can beat me in my own game.
00:12:11I'm calling it right now.
00:12:12One month, tops.
00:12:13She's gonna be crying, begging for a divorce.
00:12:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:12:19Just kidding!
00:12:39One?
00:12:41One?
00:12:42What the hell are you doing here?
00:12:49Nice to meet you all.
00:12:51Miles' wife.
00:12:53Thanks for keeping him entertained this late.
00:12:58Oh, yeah.
00:12:59No, totally.
00:12:59I mean, we were just...
00:13:01Hey!
00:13:06Look at you being all wifey.
00:13:11That looks heavy.
00:13:12Why don't you sit down, relax, have a drink with us?
00:13:29Miles!
00:13:30Home!
00:13:31Now, we're going to bed.
00:13:33You're Simon, right?
00:13:44Mm-hmm.
00:13:45Listen, if Miles isn't home by midnight from now on...
00:13:50I'm doing for you.
00:13:56Absolutely, ma'am.
00:14:00No problem.
00:14:02I will make sure that he's at home on time.
00:14:12Dude, what the hell?
00:14:14You're such a coward.
00:14:17So, you think you can boss me around?
00:14:21Touch me again, and I guarantee you...
00:14:24that I'm walking out of here tonight.
00:14:27You love gambling, right?
00:14:30Let's make a bet.
00:14:32What bet?
00:14:33I heard you're good with guns.
00:14:34Uh, okay, I gotta warn you.
00:14:38Nobody in this city is dumb enough to challenge Miles and shoot it.
00:14:42All right, I'm in.
00:14:44What are the stakes?
00:14:45I lose.
00:14:46You can do whatever you want.
00:14:49You lose.
00:14:51You come home with me tonight.
00:14:53Boring.
00:14:54Let's make this fun.
00:14:56Loser.
00:14:57Strips down.
00:14:58Runs ten laps around the shooting ranch.
00:15:00Even better.
00:15:04Guess I should know what I'm getting into before we sleep together.
00:15:07Deal.
00:15:16So, here's how this goes.
00:15:19Each of you get five shots.
00:15:20Best score.
00:15:21Wins.
00:15:23Look.
00:15:24If you back out now,
00:15:25I can pretend like this whole thing never happened.
00:15:30Wait.
00:15:32Her form is actually pretty legit.
00:15:34What the hell does this girl do for a...
00:15:36Oh my god.
00:15:38How is that possible?
00:15:48Oh, wow.
00:15:50So, what gave you the confidence to challenge me?
00:15:54These models are shit.
00:15:55Nothing like what we used in the field, but...
00:15:57The mechanics are similar.
00:15:59You just need to adjust the angle.
00:16:07Three...
00:16:08Eight rings?
00:16:10She went from total misses to eights?
00:16:13Alright.
00:16:14Let's begin.
00:16:15I hate to break it to you,
00:16:16but luck...
00:16:17doesn't last forever.
00:16:18It's called talent.
00:16:19If I can make sure my luck never runs out.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:27Holy shit, that's impossible.
00:16:50Come back.
00:16:52One more round.
00:16:54Best two out of three.
00:16:55You already lost.
00:16:56No.
00:16:57I said...
00:16:58Best two out of three.
00:17:00How is that a loss?
00:17:10What the hell?
00:17:11All tens again?
00:17:13Hold up.
00:17:14That's Miles' target.
00:17:18All misses.
00:17:19I guess I lost.
00:17:22Wait.
00:17:23You're serious?
00:17:24What the hell did you do?
00:17:26I lost.
00:17:27Bet's a bet.
00:17:42What are you idiots smoking at?
00:17:44Turn around!
00:17:46Now!
00:17:46Fine, you can strip when you get home.
00:17:54Just for me.
00:17:55Sound good?
00:18:09Don't even think about it.
00:18:10I'm not letting you destroy another designer base.
00:18:20Easy, tiger.
00:18:22Taking off your clothes that fast makes you look cheap.
00:18:32Fuck!
00:18:32It's ridiculous.
00:18:35I can't believe she actually beat me.
00:18:39What is she?
00:18:40Some kind of hot psychopath?
00:18:42Aw.
00:18:44So you think I'm hot and talented?
00:18:47What are you doing in my room?
00:18:49Our room?
00:18:50We're married, remember?
00:18:53Married couples share the same bed.
00:18:55That's how it works.
00:18:57Honey?
00:18:57Well, look, I get that I'm loaded and ridiculously good-looking.
00:19:05You have to keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:07Why should I?
00:19:08We're married.
00:19:11You know, you've already broken our rules twice.
00:19:15Don't tell me you're catching feelings for me.
00:19:19Ah.
00:19:22Now, what if I am?
00:19:24How's your first time?
00:19:24Tell me.
00:19:29It's your husband.
00:19:30You understand us.
00:19:32This is personal.
00:19:34Not bad.
00:19:37Look.
00:19:38I get.
00:19:39You're totally obsessed with me.
00:19:41I'm gonna have to disappoint you.
00:19:50Actually, I'm not disappointed.
00:19:54Very impressed.
00:19:58Hey, that...
00:19:58It's totally inappropriate, okay?
00:20:02I will never...
00:20:03I will never sit with a woman like you.
00:20:05Are you sure about that?
00:20:15Relax.
00:20:16I never force you to do anything.
00:20:18But, when you change your mind, you know where to find me.
00:20:24Turn off the light on your way out.
00:20:26Close the door.
00:20:33Wait, what the hell?
00:20:34Why am I following her orders like a puppy?
00:20:41Good morning, Mrs. Bristol.
00:20:44That's my girl.
00:20:45I understand you actually got Miles back from the bar last night.
00:20:50Well done, my dear.
00:20:51You want revenge against your step-mother and step-sister, don't you?
00:21:02I acquired your mother's company.
00:21:06Consider it yours.
00:21:08Thank you, Grandpa.
00:21:10But, there's a problem.
00:21:13Your mother's will requires that you have a child before you can legally inherit.
00:21:21So, in today's board meeting, I'm naming you Acting CEO.
00:21:26You'll represent me until we can make it a picture.
00:21:30Don't worry.
00:21:31I'll manage to have a baby soon.
00:21:33This is just the beginning.
00:21:36Julia.
00:21:37Petra.
00:21:38I hope you're ready.
00:21:41Chairman Bristol called this emergency gourd meeting so long ago and he's not even here.
00:21:47This is unbelievable.
00:21:52What?
00:21:55They started letting trash walk in?
00:21:57You're absolutely right.
00:21:59Trash doesn't belong here.
00:22:01Which is why I came.
00:22:03To throw you both out.
00:22:06Which is why I came.
00:22:08To throw you both out.
00:22:12Nice try, sweetie.
00:22:14Your mother's dead.
00:22:15You have zero authority to fire us.
00:22:19I mean, exactly.
00:22:20The Bristol group just fired this company.
00:22:23So, while we are going to get loaded,
00:22:25you're going to what?
00:22:26Beg for scraps.
00:22:28Oh, please.
00:22:29You want to kick us off, Vera?
00:22:34How adorable.
00:22:37Here's the deal.
00:22:38You get on your knees and apologize,
00:22:41and maybe I'll feel generous.
00:22:43Let you clean the toilets around here.
00:22:45Victor darling, show her the paperwork.
00:22:49Hmm.
00:22:49Mr. Bristol named Vera Canis, acting CEO, affected immediately.
00:22:58What?
00:22:59That's impossible.
00:23:03Julia and Petra have embezzled over a million dollars.
00:23:07Legal will be pressing charges and seizing all of your shares.
00:23:10All those in favor, raise your hands.
00:23:15Anyone opposed can lead with them.
00:23:16Three, two, one.
00:23:21Oh, no.
00:23:24Your mother's will states that you need to be married and pregnant
00:23:28before you can inherit this company.
00:23:30Until then, you have no power to fire us.
00:23:33How convenient.
00:23:34I get married tomorrow.
00:23:36I tell you.
00:23:37Who's going to marry you?
00:23:38What, she went homeless man off the street?
00:23:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:23:42You really want to know?
00:23:43Why don't you come tomorrow and find out yourself?
00:23:45In the meantime, security, get them out of here.
00:23:49I'm not going anywhere, you little bitch.
00:23:52Oh, oh.
00:23:53Look at who's on her knees.
00:23:55Ready to apologize?
00:23:57Mommy, mommy.
00:24:00Mom, stop.
00:24:01You are embarrassing us.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04This isn't over, Vera.
00:24:06You're going to pay for this.
00:24:07Dude, you really need to go home
00:24:18Shut up
00:24:20Seriously, man, just go
00:24:21I really don't want to see your psycho wife decapitate Simon
00:24:24Not funny
00:24:26Listen, now I'm still a bachelor
00:24:28So I'm staying out until midnight
00:24:31Yeah, except it's 11.45
00:24:33You got like 15 minutes
00:24:35Shit
00:24:36Why didn't you say anything earlier?
00:24:47159
00:24:48She can't give me crap about being late
00:25:01She's not talking
00:25:02She's almost
00:25:03It's horrible
00:25:05Nope
00:25:15Wake up, Miles
00:25:16This woman is terrifying
00:25:19Hey, hey
00:25:25What the hell are you doing?
00:25:39It's me
00:25:40False alarm
00:25:41Just this oil bridge boy
00:25:43Sorry
00:25:45I'm really relaxed
00:25:46That's domestic violence
00:25:54I could sue you, you know
00:25:56Be my guest
00:25:58There is no way I'm marrying you
00:26:02This wedding
00:26:03This wedding
00:26:03Is off
00:26:05Hurry up
00:26:09Give me your weight to the wedding
00:26:11You're louder than a barnyard full of ducks
00:26:14I'm sorry, you just call me a duck
00:26:16You take that back
00:26:18What's the hurry?
00:26:32I thought someone threw a tantrum last night about the wedding is off
00:26:36Shut up
00:26:39Grandpa, can you tell that crazy woman that I'm done with her?
00:26:45The wedding is off
00:26:48Careful, Grandpa, I don't spell
00:26:51Miles, thank God Vera is here
00:26:56She's been taking such good care of me while you were gone
00:27:00I just
00:27:01I was
00:27:04You too
00:27:06Promise me you'll be nice to each other
00:27:09Whatever, just
00:27:12Take care of yourself
00:27:13Feel better, okay?
00:27:15He bought it
00:27:23Men are so easy
00:27:25What are you, blushing or something?
00:27:30Shut up
00:27:32Let's just go
00:27:33I'm gonna be late
00:27:40I still can't believe Miles were still a sign of the knot
00:27:42He's the biggest train wreck in the family
00:27:44Would you look at this place?
00:27:49How did that little tramp get all the money for this?
00:27:51Obviously sleeping with some old disgusting rich man
00:27:57What else can she do?
00:27:59Oh, you're disgraceful
00:28:01Daddy!
00:28:02She broke my leg
00:28:03She kicked us out of the company and now she is embarrassing us
00:28:06With the sugar, Daddy!
00:28:08Don't worry
00:28:09If she doesn't apologize to you today
00:28:11I'll make sure this wedding never happens
00:28:14Shit
00:28:15Some of the biggest names in the city
00:28:18Did Vera marry royalty or something?
00:28:21They didn't even put the bride and the groom's name up
00:28:24I bet those little liars are playing games with us
00:28:27Probably
00:28:28If she got herself a sugar daddy, he isn't this rich
00:28:30A simple switch
00:28:48Damn, she's stunning! But she looks so young!
00:28:51Hold it!
00:28:53Hold it!
00:28:54Aren't you going to beat your father?
00:28:56What's wrong?
00:28:57Too embarrassed to introduce your nasty old man to the family?
00:29:01You're disgraceful
00:29:03Someone forget to take out the trash today
00:29:08Oh
00:29:10My
00:29:11God
00:29:12You just assaulted your own father
00:29:14If your poor mother could see you now, she'd die of shame
00:29:19One more word about my mother and I'll put you on the ground
00:29:22No
00:29:27Vera
00:29:28You already stole the company from us, isn't that enough?
00:29:31But instead you're going after some old disgusting man
00:29:34I could have given you money if you needed money
00:29:36I would have done that for you
00:29:38You're making us all look like a laughing stone
00:29:52Why?
00:29:53You're married forrest Bristol?
00:29:59Oh sister
00:30:00Oh sister what happened to you in Mexico?
00:30:02Why would you marry a man also love to be your grandfather?
00:30:06And you stole the company, is that enough money?
00:30:09And instead you're seduced Mr Bristol
00:30:13He's like 80
00:30:15Oh sister
00:30:17You know I would have given you money if you needed it
00:30:20Enough of this
00:30:22You're coming home with me right now
00:30:24I won't let you make the cane name a joke
00:30:27I'm not letting you make the cane name a joke
00:30:50Get your hands off my wife
00:30:56What?
00:30:57You're marrying
00:30:59The Bristol heir?
00:31:03Now who exactly
00:31:05Just called me an old
00:31:07Bald
00:31:08Sugar daddy
00:31:09And who
00:31:10Is talking shit
00:31:11About my grandfather
00:31:13Please forgive me
00:31:15Please Mr Bristol
00:31:16Mr Bristol
00:31:17Okay I didn't even mean it
00:31:18You just have to forgive me
00:31:19You just have to forgive me
00:31:23Girl you really are stupid
00:31:26You're apologizing to the wrong person
00:31:31Sister
00:31:33I'm sorry
00:31:35Your family
00:31:37Has shown nothing
00:31:39But disrespect
00:31:40To my wife
00:31:41The Bristol group is cutting all ties with you
00:31:45Oh and for everyone listening
00:31:46If you keep doing business with them
00:31:48Then kindly
00:31:49Get out
00:31:50Of my wedding
00:31:52My
00:31:53My dear son-in-law
00:31:55Don't you think you're taking this a bit far?
00:31:58You're going to destroy my business
00:32:00You're a thing for family
00:32:02How about you call me son-in-law
00:32:04How about you call me son-in-law
00:32:06When your bank account
00:32:07Is as many zeros as mine
00:32:12Oh my god
00:32:13They just pissed off Myles Bristol
00:32:15They are so screwed
00:32:17They can marry
00:32:18Whoever she wants
00:32:20But you're judging her
00:32:22When you look at yourselves
00:32:24Broke
00:32:25And ugly
00:32:29That's enough
00:32:31Oh my goodness
00:32:32No
00:32:34No
00:32:35I'm here
00:32:36Help me
00:32:38Myles
00:32:44Just ignore them
00:32:46Let's go
00:32:47Wow
00:32:48She's got guts
00:32:49Nobody tries Myles to do
00:32:50Right?
00:32:51Even if he was defending her
00:32:52But still
00:32:53You can't cut off Myles mid-rampage
00:32:56Alright
00:32:58Let's go
00:33:02Did Myles Bristol just do what she's asked?
00:33:08What alternate universe are we in?
00:33:13Okay
00:33:14What now?
00:33:21Well you're all grateful now
00:33:23Since I obliterated your family
00:33:25You're falling for me
00:33:26Aren't you?
00:33:27Well just a reminder Mrs Bristol
00:33:28This wedding is just an arrangement
00:33:32I hate to break your heart
00:33:34Shut up
00:33:35Get up
00:33:36What the hell was that?
00:33:48You said I was grateful
00:33:49That was just a thank you
00:33:50No no no you can't do that
00:33:52That's literally a soul
00:33:55Keep it up
00:33:56And maybe I'll kiss you again
00:33:57When we say our vows
00:33:59In front of everyone
00:34:01What kind of woman does that?
00:34:03Maybe you'll find out tonight
00:34:06I know it
00:34:08You've been planning this
00:34:09You want me
00:34:10Forget it
00:34:12I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
00:34:14Ladies and gentlemen
00:34:15Welcome to the wedding of
00:34:16Myles Bristol and Farrakane
00:34:20Let's get this show on the road
00:34:22My dear husband
00:34:29Damn
00:34:30Only the Bristol's could pull together something like this
00:34:33This wedding must have cost over a million
00:34:35Why did she get to marry so well?
00:34:38Mommy it's not fair
00:34:40Easy darling
00:34:41This wedding's about to implode
00:34:44I have fake photos of her in bed with another man
00:34:48Myles is going to lose it when they go public
00:34:52I'm going to ruin her
00:34:53Just like I did
00:34:55To her pathetic mother
00:34:58He he he he he
00:35:07Miles' wife is gorgeous
00:35:08They look perfect together
00:35:13We should go to a mission
00:35:14Hot as hell
00:35:15Weird
00:35:17Why's my heart racing right now?
00:35:21Enjoy it while it lasts
00:35:23Do it while it lasts, bitch.
00:35:26This is about to be the worst day of your life.
00:35:30If anyone here has lawful reason why these two should not enter into marriage,
00:35:37please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:35:40I object.
00:35:43She's causing a scene at Marlowe Bristol's wedding.
00:35:46That's suicide.
00:35:47I'm Vera's mother, and she's not the sweet, innocent girl you think she is.
00:35:52She's not the sweet, innocent girl you think she is.
00:35:56Wait, what's happening?
00:35:58Oh, this wedding's about to get messy.
00:36:01What's your stepmother doing?
00:36:03Is she crazy?
00:36:04You've been cheating on your husband with another man.
00:36:06The Bristol family will never accept you.
00:36:08What the hell is this about?
00:36:16What are you doing?
00:36:17You're destroying my last shot at saving our business.
00:36:20Relax.
00:36:21You'll be fine.
00:36:22Why is she saying anything?
00:36:25She's making shit up about me.
00:36:28Wait, you believe me?
00:36:30I do.
00:36:32Look, you're violent.
00:36:35And you don't respect personal boundaries.
00:36:38But you are a way better person than I am.
00:36:40Listen, you can slander my wife all you want, but I am hiring the most expensive lawyers in the States to make sure that you run in jail.
00:36:53You think I'd come here without proof?
00:36:59Everyone, please look at the screen.
00:37:02Wait, that's not the bride.
00:37:12It's her mom.
00:37:13Mommy, why is it you want to scream?
00:37:15Oh, fuck.
00:37:15Oh, fuck.
00:37:16Oh, fuck.
00:37:16Damn.
00:37:18Oh, fuck.
00:37:18Just that moves on news.
00:37:20Oh, fuck.
00:37:22What?
00:37:23That's me?
00:37:24No.
00:37:25How?
00:37:25What made you think that you could pull this crap at a Bristol wedding?
00:37:30You think I invited you yesterday without an insurance policy?
00:37:34AI video?
00:37:35It's much more convincing than photos, isn't it?
00:37:37Vera!
00:37:38You bitch!
00:37:39I'm gonna kill you!
00:37:42What you're feeling right now?
00:37:45That's only 10% of what you did to my mother and I.
00:37:53How much more can you embarrass me today?
00:37:55No, honey, this is fake.
00:37:57The bitch set me up!
00:37:59No, we're done.
00:38:00I'm divorcing you, and you're leaving with nothing.
00:38:03No, no, Dad.
00:38:04Dad, please.
00:38:05Mommy would never cheat on you.
00:38:07We just don't do that.
00:38:08Both of you, out of my sight!
00:38:14Get them out of here.
00:38:16Now.
00:38:16Right away, sir.
00:38:17No!
00:38:19No!
00:38:21No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:23I'm gonna kill you again!
00:38:24I'm gonna kill you again!
00:38:25You're dead top!
00:38:27Oh, I'm not really dead top!
00:38:29I'm better than...
00:38:37Mr. Bristle!
00:38:40I need you to find out what Vera went through.
00:38:42Living with the Kane family.
00:38:44Yes, sir.
00:38:44Will you believe me?
00:38:50I don't.
00:38:52Look, you're violent.
00:38:55And you don't respect personal boundaries.
00:38:58But you are a way better person than I am.
00:39:00Got to admit, the spoiled trust fund baby is actually kind of hot when he's not being an idiot.
00:39:07Look, I'm sorry the wedding got interrupted today. If you're upset about it, we can always...
00:39:13Jesus Christ, she's hot. We do.
00:39:19Morrisey?
00:39:25Morrisey?
00:39:30Stop trying to seduce me. I already told you it's not gonna work.
00:39:37We're married. Shouldn't you be in bed doing your job?
00:39:41Yeah, well, you haven't exactly been fulfilling your wifely duties either.
00:39:45I just got out of the shower. I was waiting for you.
00:39:50By the way, thanks for defending me at the wedding today. No one's ever protected me like that before.
00:39:57Look, you have someone now. And I'm not gonna let anyone talk to you like that.
00:40:04You know you don't always have to be the strong one. Not while I'm here.
00:40:15Ew. Wipe your nose. That's gross.
00:40:17Oh, come on.
00:40:20Don't tell me you're shy. Is the legendary California Playboy Miles Bristol a virgin?
00:40:26Shut up.
00:40:36Yeah, no, you're terrible at this. I'm gonna dump you and find someone who actually knows what they're doing.
00:40:41What the hell?
00:40:45Thank God it was just a dream.
00:40:48Why am I dreaming about sleeping with her?
00:40:51I'm not dreaming about sleeping with her.
00:40:55Oh....
00:41:21what I'm your father and you didn't even tell me you got married you made me look like an idiot
00:41:37I mean you look like an idiot you're the one who got your side piece and her dad home the second mom died
00:41:51Miles he's still your father you should take Vera to see him that man doesn't deserve to be my father
00:41:59he's ignored me my entire life and what now now he wants to act like a caring dad please
00:42:06it's pathetic daddy please take me with you don't leave me with her please
00:42:16it's a business trip not a vacation you'll just be in the way
00:42:20your father's right you're dead weight you should be on the ground with your mother
00:42:30stealing my son's inheritance
00:42:32I know he let you down but kid people are always watching us sometimes you just gotta play the game
00:42:44even if it sucks tell you what you take Vera to see him once and the ski resort project is yours
00:42:54we're talking billions of dollars in annual revenue
00:43:04deal
00:43:13all right I'm ready let's go
00:43:15it's not my dad you need to worry about it's my stepmom she's a stripper who married up and she
00:43:20knows how to play dirty just be careful okay please stripper or saint they're all the same one slap and
00:43:27she'll cry like everyone else you know meeting my parents isn't part of our contract why'd you come
00:43:34we're married real or not i'm not gonna let you go through that by yourself
00:43:37and also no one messes with my husband except me
00:43:47yeah we're like worried about she eats people for breakfast
00:43:51we're the ones who should be scared
00:43:53finally you're here
00:44:00you married someone this lot how'd that idiot get so lucky a girl like that wasted on him
00:44:08should have been mine and you must be vera what if you forgot sorry i don't like being touched by
00:44:15people i don't know hey show my mother some respect hey you watch your mouth it's my wife you're talking
00:44:21what the hell is going on in here
00:44:28you two never give me any peace your brother's got problems why don't you just stay away from him
00:44:34it's fine honey miles just got married he's probably overwhelmed playing mediator while throwing gas on
00:44:42the fire which is good i have got problems because that's what happens when man dies and dad leaves
00:44:51you know what don't call me again unless someone is actually dead watch your mouth i'm still your
00:44:57father and you're gonna show me some respect yeah go ahead hit me i dare you who the hell is this girl
00:45:07your eyes are terrifying miles your father's not getting any younger please don't upset him
00:45:18jason sweetie apologize to your brother be the bigger man
00:45:23sorry bro got a little intense back there get away from me oh my god sweetie
00:45:35jason you know you're such an asshole attacking your brother right in front of me
00:45:41well he started it did you see or maybe you should donate those useless eyes to someone who can actually use
00:45:47them perfect the more they hate each other the easier it'll be for my son to inherit everything
00:45:56let's eat i'm hungry you just call me an asshole i'm not i said let's eat
00:46:03he actually listened to her i've never been able to do that
00:46:17seriously did the chef quick or something this steak is raw oh i'm sorry vera i mean i could have
00:46:34sworn that someone told me that the cane daughter preferred her meat where it's fine
00:46:43the canes have two daughters maybe you're thinking of my sister you know the one who's like i broke
00:46:48for being rude to me oh really well that's my mistake jason why don't you pour vera some wine we'll get out to her
00:47:12that is it i'm gonna kick your ass sorry bro i swear it was an accident
00:47:34seriously you're all right with that i'm sure jason didn't mean it
00:47:39actually i forgot to mention i have a gift for all of you i've got rid of me wait really
00:47:48what kind of gift kiss she's totally giving me that hawaiian island grandpa gave
00:47:53i've been wanting that forever oh my god what are you doing
00:48:02click off me honey do you see this they have been attacking us since they came here
00:48:10yeah i'm not surprised just like miles violent rude no class whatsoever
00:48:18you're right my mom's dead my father's useless nobody taught me manners but what's miles's excuse
00:48:24oh right because as a father you might as well be this woman has manipulated everything
00:48:30miles as an aspie wouldn't hurt someone for no reason jason hurt miles and tried to pour wine on me
00:48:36you ignored it and if you aren't going to use your eyes maybe give them someone who will
00:48:40help and you you run this house no chef would dare serve raw steak without your permission
00:48:47we're leaving
00:48:51we're done don't ever contact us again let's go
00:48:55don't ever come back you hear me
00:49:08was she telling the truth dad i it wasn't my idea mom said that we needed to teach him a lesson
00:49:16honey let me explain shut up
00:49:18pack your shit take your fucking son and get out of my house no i'm divorcing you and you're never
00:49:28gonna see another sent from me no please oh william please you two disgust me
00:49:38dad wait let me explain as long as miles is alive jason will never inherit i need to get rid of him
00:49:51firmly
00:49:56i thought he was too cocky to care about anyone guess family's his weak spot sorry for butting in back
00:50:03there but just so you know if anyone treats you like that again i'm still gonna step in
00:50:0813. thank you besides my grandpa no one has ever defended me like that
00:50:21go ahead we're celebrating no you are definitely going to use this as an excuse to hate me later
00:50:30what an idiot today was great i'm gonna call simon and we're throwing a party tonight
00:50:35seriously thank you for having my back you're my husband it's what i do
00:50:50what are you doing here what are you doing here would you say america we should be sleeping together
00:51:03wow somebody's impatient today aren't you supposed to be out celebrating with simon
00:51:08will you really want a kid you want a kid
00:51:24is it because you like me sure let's go with that please be real with me
00:51:33when we barely know each other why are you rushing us there has to be another reason
00:51:36is in there if you don't want to then fine i don't need to explain myself to you
00:51:42but every time you kiss me i can't catch my breath
00:51:49last chance to bail you sure about this
00:52:02more sure than i've ever been about anything good because if you try and meet this bed i'm tying you
00:52:08to it oh i am not going anywhere
00:52:14what's this grandpa a private jet i thought you could use it when you visit your island
00:52:24well you gotta stop buying me stuff i heard what happened at williams yesterday and i want to thank
00:52:30you for standing up for the kid something else happened too what uh just it was obvious that he didn't
00:52:40get along with his father's family at all that's partially on me i spent years chasing success and
00:52:47i ignored the kid when i finally woke up the damage was done natasha used to lock miles in the basement
00:52:55no food no drink once when william was gone for two weeks she just left him there
00:53:03nearly killed him i couldn't prove it i couldn't protect him
00:53:11all i could do is take him away from me don't worry i won't let anyone hurt him again
00:53:19all right i'm sending you everything i've found on vera's past
00:53:32jesus there's their daughter who tortured her like this
00:53:39she was just a kid
00:53:40this is brutal i can't finish reading this well you know vera doesn't really give off victim vibes
00:53:50now so dude she was by herself in mexico when she was a kid i mean of course she had a tough enough
00:53:56to survive okay what what now look at you getting all defensive dude you totally like her oh shut up i'm just
00:54:06it's all being sympathetic okay yeah yeah sure it is yeah whatever i gotta go whoa it's not even eight
00:54:17vera's traveling for business tomorrow you can make sure she's okay
00:54:25hi checking in
00:54:26vera
00:54:33vincent it's been so long oh wait did you come here for my wedding look at my diamond vincent he spoils
00:54:41me oh he showed me the love letters you wrote to him in high school we had such a good laugh
00:54:50looks like your leg healed up pretty fast
00:54:52wow there is nothing like that quiet girl i knew back then well since we're all here we should grab
00:55:02dinner tonight together so you think you can take my wife to dinner yeah i don't think so
00:55:09what are you doing here i own the play system a little walk through but i guess i need to remind
00:55:14security what no trash allowed needs mr miles bristol i presume vinson aston it's a pleasure
00:55:22then how sweet please
00:55:25for me and my wife
00:55:27vera can we talk for all time's sake i'll meet you in the room
00:55:36oh miles you are being so chill i mean they are high school sweethearts after all doesn't that bother
00:55:45you well actually i'm more worried about you me and your fiance they just did you for another woman
00:55:50and you were here talking about my wife sounds like someone is insecure about her relationship
00:55:58where have you been all these years i mean you never texted me
00:56:11and i'm worried about you with your family's connections you could have found me in five
00:56:15minutes if you care cut the crap vincent
00:56:18jara
00:56:22come back to me sure yeah miles family's loaded but so is mine i can give you everything that he can
00:56:30we're over vincent move on it's because miles that trust fund kid doesn't know the first thing about
00:56:37real love this has nothing to do with miles nothing to do with me i'm your husband do i really mean
00:56:44that little to you i'm saying no because i don't love you vincent i love miles he's my husband he's the
00:56:53most important person in my life wait is it because of julia i'll dump that crazy bitch today
00:57:02what did you just call me oh and you stop trying to steal my fiance
00:57:08you get your girl under control because next time something happens like this the aston name won't save you
00:57:26you're pathetic you're pathetic you're pathetic you're done no you can dump me dream on
00:57:37listen right now you're ready you're mine forever
00:57:41take this to room 703 mr aston tell him it's a complimentary gift for vip or whatever
00:57:58and if you keep your mouth shut you'll be very well compensated
00:58:02oh what's this good boy
00:58:10shit i think i'm actually in love with vera
00:58:14this has nothing to do with miles does she even care about me at all good evening mr bristol
00:58:21so that's for open up a fresh ball from the cellar and take it up this one is mine
00:58:32how much did you drink yeah i'm burning
00:58:45there's powder residue at the bottom of this miles you were drugged
00:58:52all right come on now you have to leave
00:58:55i can control myself so all i can think about is you us you bet
00:59:03you're wasted what did you think i was just gonna leave you
00:59:07i'm trying really hard to be a champion right now look at you being all noble that's cute i didn't
00:59:16think you had it in you
00:59:28thank you
00:59:31why'd you drink so much i was scared you'd actually leave with vincent
00:59:37you're sober now more sober than i've ever been
00:59:43okay so tell me why'd you come here it's not the curfew or the marriage agreement it's you
00:59:54wherever you are that's where i need to be i love you vera
01:00:06i like that answer
01:00:14thank you
01:00:16make it look fun make it look fun oh babe i have been waiting for you jesus put some clothes back
01:00:24on wait why are you sober what are you talking about
01:00:28i'm sorry miss kane mr bristol took the drink actually this is even better vincent will see
01:00:39them sleeping together and give up on her for good oh my god there she has been drugged you have to go
01:00:47save her what
01:00:51vera are you okay
01:01:00kind of rude dude it's kind of uh they're not gonna marry a couple's door this late don't you think
01:01:09can we help you vera i heard you in danger and i'm here to protect you relax
01:01:15you got protection covered bro you listen me and my wife are kind of busy so unless you want to
01:01:23stay and watch i suggest you leave no i'm sorry
01:01:37oh babe that was fair i have been so worried i just get off of me
01:01:43what you seriously don't still like her do you enjoy this didn't you you drug this didn't you
01:01:56wait julia paid off a silver to drug this drink she's your fiance handle it
01:02:03no no no i would never i i can explain now listen carefully the wedding is off because i will never
01:02:16marry a woman like you
01:02:35so about last night you did all right all right come on i deserve better than all right
01:02:42i want to do this for real if that's something you want to look who's gotten all worked up
01:02:50come on you don't mean to tell me that the great miles bristol has fallen in love with me
01:02:55obviously god i am completely obsessed with you it's time to check out
01:03:13god god you are torturing me
01:03:24oh my god you're crazy whoa bro what is this you're sober at a bar
01:03:31i'm planning a real proposal for vera are you serious
01:03:34oh california's biggest fuck boy is in love so you're gonna help me or no
01:03:47yeah
01:03:47sir miss vera went to inspect the new site location hours ago she hasn't come back yet and we can't
01:03:53reach her phone send me the address now
01:03:55you lured me here with a fake address the least you could do is show yourselves
01:04:16i don't know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know
01:04:23oh holy shit you did this by yourself are you a secret agent or something uh i'll explain later
01:04:29just help me tie them up okay i need to figure out who did this save yourself the trouble someone
01:04:34paid top dollar for your heads you ain't making it out
01:04:40impressive these boys are marino family soldiers you took out all three
01:04:47bravo
01:04:50get him
01:04:56he actually protected me
01:04:59looks like your night just fell princess nobody's here to save you now
01:05:12you did this
01:05:15you're insane so does dad know you're trying to murder his son
01:05:21oh honey william's not gonna find you until you're already rotting
01:05:27you're both dead tonight
01:05:30i know you hate me
01:05:33but vera has nothing to do with this so you let her go
01:05:37i didn't want to kill her this little
01:05:40bitch just keeps ruining my plans you know what i am feeling generous tonight so here are your choices
01:05:49sweetheart you die here with him or i let you go and we split his inheritance 50 50
01:05:57after i kill him
01:06:01you're sick
01:06:02just go
01:06:06vera save yourself
01:06:09you really want me to go
01:06:11yeah you've suffered enough if i had known what you went through back then
01:06:16i would have protected you i loved you better from the start
01:06:21yeah my dad sucks but my grandpa loves me that's more than most people get so go
01:06:27and live for both of us now okay okay i will did you hear that she didn't even hesitate
01:06:42miles face the truth nobody loves you you're about to die alone
01:06:48no one more thing whoever you end up with next just make sure he's not in the disaster okay
01:06:59because i'm not going to be there to end up the mess
01:07:02before i go i'm taking something with me
01:07:06what could you possibly want from this dump
01:07:12oh how touching a goodbye kiss my guard dog can't go anywhere without it
01:07:26grab her now
01:07:30what are you doing i paid you i'm your fucking boss
01:07:38ah yes you've paid us very generously but the marino family doesn't work for money
01:07:46we're loyal to don ricardo but we bow to only one woman godmother
01:07:52looks like your night just fell princess nobody's here to save you now
01:08:02you said you're with the marino family did your boss ricardo ever tell you about
01:08:08someone named donna donna si ricardo had rats in the family she took care of them in one week alone
01:08:16don ricardo wanted to make her heir over marco his nephew but she said no but still
01:08:24the marino family call her the madrina the godmother
01:08:30this ring about
01:08:32it's donna's blade he said it cuts so clean the throat makes no sound
01:08:38you're you're the godmother
01:08:40the madrina
01:08:42godmother
01:08:44it's impossible
01:08:46it's impossible
01:08:48you are nothing the kane family they threw you away like trash
01:08:52you can't be the
01:08:54you should have minded your own business
01:08:58miles is mine
01:09:00you're gonna pay for what you did
01:09:02get off of me i paid you
01:09:14get off of me i paid you
01:09:18you
01:09:20i
01:09:24i
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01:10:20i
01:10:22i
01:10:24i
01:10:26i
01:10:28i
01:10:30i
01:10:32have to tell you something first
01:10:34remember our marriage agreement
01:10:36expires today
01:10:38what's that supposed to mean
01:10:40it means
01:10:42it's time for a divorce
01:10:52dude
01:10:54just talk to vera
01:10:56you're being dramatic work it out
01:10:58no it's vera
01:11:00she's gonna have a divorce
01:11:02what time is it
01:11:04no i gotta get home she's gonna be mad at me
01:11:06okay
01:11:08all right
01:11:09come on buddy
01:11:10yeah there you go
01:11:18get up
01:11:20we're getting divorced today
01:11:22what
01:11:24screw that stupid contract i don't want a divorce
01:11:34look where we are right now
01:11:36wait this is where we got married
01:11:38we never actually finished the ceremony
01:11:40so
01:11:42you want to make it up to me now
01:11:44are you kidding me
01:11:46hell yes
01:11:48hell yes
01:11:50oh wait
01:11:52what
01:11:54you're gonna be a dad
01:11:56you're gonna be a dad
01:12:06you're okay
01:12:08i promise to love you
01:12:10honor you
01:12:12and cherish you
01:12:14from this day forward
01:12:16until death
01:12:17do us part
01:12:18ladies and gentlemen
01:12:20i give you mr and mrs bristol
01:12:22i have three rules
01:12:28you come home every night
01:12:30no smoking
01:12:32and no other women
01:12:34think you can handle that mr bristol
01:12:36easy
01:12:38but i have a rule too
01:12:40this is bristol
01:12:42what's he doing
01:12:44and they will love me
01:12:46for the rest of your life
01:12:48deal
01:12:56i'm getting a great grandchild
01:12:58i'm getting a great grandchild
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