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00:00Felix Barnes, my arch nemesis. I should have known. Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying?
00:08You think you can beat me? This is my school, honey.
00:12Get on my way. I'm late for my new job.
00:15You'll be nanny, my daughter, and my teenage troublemaking son.
00:19What do you mean a teenage son?
00:21Benny and I are home.
00:23What are you doing here?
00:25Son, meet your new nanny.
00:27Oh my god, I was as high as my bunny and nanny.
00:30Look, I want you out of my school, and out of my house, and out of my life.
00:35I'm going to make your life live in hell if you're in court.
00:38I'm not going to tell you.
00:40Bring out, please!
00:50Someone pinch me!
00:52Am I really staring at my enemy, Felix Barnes, naked?
00:57He's my bully, and I'm his nanny. I can't have feelings for him.
01:06Now I've come around your love.
01:10Oh, there she is.
01:23Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her job, and me my reputation.
01:31Please just come.
01:32You like my art project? I call it ugly inside.
01:33Ugly outside.
01:34Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known. Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
01:50You slept your way to the top of the Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship, but the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
02:02I didn't. You probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me.
02:09You're so cute when you're angry.
02:12You're ugly when you're angry.
02:13You're ugly when you're an arse.
02:19You know what your problem is?
02:28You think you can beat me? This is my school, Abbey Moore.
02:34Kiss my arse if he gets bonds.
02:36I thought you were gonna let the teachers do that.
02:41Get on my way. I'm ready for my new job.
02:57Shit.
02:59Oh my God.
03:06Are you okay?
03:07Oh wait, it just looks like you graced it.
03:08Yeah, the plaster at my back.
03:12Billy.
03:13Billy.
03:14Billy.
03:15Oh my God. Watch out!
03:16Oh my God! Watch out!
03:18What's that?
03:20Billy?
03:26Oh my God! Watch out!
03:27Oh my God! Watch out!
03:29What!
03:32You're the man!
03:34Phoenix, you saved me
03:49It wasn't for you, it's my little sister
03:52I don't care whether you live or die
03:55That was the nicest thing you've ever done for me
03:57And you're still being a bum about it
03:59It's okay
04:03How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother
04:08There's no point in talking to Bailey
04:10She hasn't spoken since our mum died
04:12That's okay, I understand
04:13My dad passed away a couple of years ago
04:16It kind of feels like a club that now wants to be a part of
04:19My boss is wondering where I am
04:23Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
04:28Stop acting like a saint
04:29No one's buying you
04:33Why are you so mean?
04:38She's nice
04:39Yeah, maybe she is
04:43Let's go
04:45You must be the new living nanny
04:53Yes sir, I'm really sorry I'm late
04:55Well you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet
04:58Otherwise you'd be fired
05:00You'll be nannying my daughter
05:05She's 11
05:06And my teenage troublemaking son
05:09I was only told about a little girl
05:11What do you mean a teenage son?
05:13You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up to the school
05:15Their homework is completed
05:17And they're fed a healthy dinner
05:20And if they misbehave
05:22Punish them
05:23They said your son is 17
05:24How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
05:26Yeah, she said you're the best in your class
05:28Figure it out
05:29I need this job
05:31If this kid is such a loser
05:32He needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework
05:35How bad could he be?
05:36Benny and I are home
05:38What are you doing here?
05:42Son, meet your new nanny
05:44Oh god, I was just hired as my bully's nanny
05:47I'm really sorry but I can't work for you
05:51You're contracted by the nannying agency
05:53To take any job they see fit to put you forward for
05:57I know but I'm really sorry but I can't
05:59If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again
06:02Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times
06:05But we do not need a nanny
06:07Don't try to bargain with me, Felix
06:08You've made a right mess of yourself
06:11You've got a bad attitude
06:12You're sleeping in late
06:13And your grades are dropping
06:15And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line
06:18I've got you the next best thing
06:20Bailey's on board
06:21Are you going to get in line?
06:23Or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
06:25I don't blame you when she quits
06:28You already know I'm not a quitter
06:29Show her to the guest room
06:31The agency have already dropped off her belongings
06:34Look, I know the situation is weird
06:37But I'll show you I'll be awake if you stay out of mine
06:39Look, I want you out of my school
06:45Out of my house
06:46And out of my life
06:47I'm going to make your life living hell
06:49You seem quit
06:50Fine
06:51I'll make it to ten times worse
06:54Your dad gave me full permission to punish you
06:57Bring it on
06:59Felix may bully me in school
07:21But us as Liv and Nani
07:22I'm in charge at home
07:23Wakey wakey
07:25Manni and Nani
07:28Join me with the baby
07:30What the f**k!?
07:33Language
07:35You don't want another punishment, do you?
07:36You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
08:00Dry off. You have homework to do.
08:03No. I'm going to the beach.
08:06I don't think so.
08:21You go once you do your work.
08:27Good job. You only got a couple wrong this time.
08:30Study these ones next time so you get them right.
08:34I'm finished too.
08:36What the hell? Your market are more than the teachers do.
08:40Your dad expects your grades to go up into my supervision.
08:43So no sub-power.
08:44Well, I don't take notes when I slap.
08:52You're so immature.
08:54I know.
08:56It doesn't mean that you need to punish me.
08:57Do you think I do?
08:59What are you going to do?
09:01Spank me?
09:03Grounds me?
09:04I'd like to see you try.
09:05I have just the punishment.
09:14Time to feast.
09:18What the fuck?
09:26Dad, where's my door?
09:27You.
09:28Come on, Retrofit.
09:36We've got them warning.
09:37Let's win this match.
09:38The hell I was about to win.
09:51We need to talk.
09:52Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
09:55Oh, really?
09:55Okay, cool.
09:56Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know.
10:00I don't just really do...
10:02Okay, fine.
10:02We can talk.
10:08You have five minutes.
10:11You're kind of scary, you know that.
10:13Me?
10:14You're the one that's been torturing me in school, are you?
10:16No, no, no, no.
10:17After today, I've realised that that was child's play.
10:23You.
10:24You're an evil genius.
10:26You didn't tell me to punish you.
10:29Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
10:31Are you finally ready to take me seriously as my nanny?
10:34No.
10:35I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
10:38But I do want to make a deal.
10:47What kind of deal?
10:48The kind where I stay out of your way.
10:53So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
10:58And in return, you stay out of my way.
11:02And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
11:07Um, why would I agree to that?
11:09Because if you don't, I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny.
11:13You'll be out on your arse by dinner.
11:15Oh, okay.
11:18But this only works if you actually behave.
11:20Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
11:23I'll behave.
11:24It's a count on it.
11:29But first, some ground rules.
11:32Fair enough.
11:33What are they?
11:34Rule one, you already agreed to.
11:36You won't be my nanny in name or action.
11:39Only if you behave.
11:40If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
11:42Don't worry about that, okay?
11:43Rule two, learn when a school finds out.
11:47That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
11:49Deal.
11:51I have a rule two.
11:53Stop bullying me in school.
11:55I'll try to control myself.
11:58I've not been very good at that, right?
11:59What are you doing?
12:03Sealing the ideal.
12:05With a kiss.
12:09Are you kidding?
12:11We hate each other.
12:13Guess we'll have to go the old-fashioned way then.
12:15Wait in the car, yeah?
12:32I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
12:34Fine.
12:36Oh, Bailey's lunchbox.
12:38We need to go...
12:38I don't care.
12:39Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
12:47Still showing your face at school?
12:49Haven't you got the message?
12:50What, do you hate me?
12:52I know it's pretty clear.
12:54And I guess using words isn't enough.
12:56Why are you going to put your drink on me?
12:59How original.
13:00You already looked, chuffed.
13:01Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
13:04I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
13:10Don't we have a history essay due today?
13:12No, I spent two weeks on that.
13:13Too bad I don't care.
13:16Felix, stop them.
13:20Felix, stop them.
13:21Did you just ask Felix for help?
13:23Don't tell me this pick-me is throwing herself at you now.
13:26If I stop Scott, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
13:30Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
13:47See you in class.
13:49Bottom feeder.
13:50What happened to our deal?
13:58I promised I wouldn't bully you.
14:01Didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
14:03Yeah, but why are they bullying me, Felix?
14:05Because you started it.
14:06They're just following your lead.
14:07I mean, wait.
14:08No.
14:09Our deal's off.
14:16The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
14:18What are you doing, Jack?
14:23I don't know.
14:24You hit the gym or something?
14:25Oh my god.
14:27What is that?
14:30That money, she was a freak, but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
14:34What do you reckon she's got in there?
14:36Sex toys?
14:38Hey.
14:39Come over here, baby.
14:40Show me what's in that lunchbox.
14:42Felix.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Felix, you left your lunch at home.
14:49What the hell?
14:50That's not Felix's.
14:51Yes, it is.
14:52See?
14:53Felix.
14:53Barnes.
14:55Abby.
14:55You're fucking the more.
14:57Why is your last name on that lunchbox, Felix?
15:05I'm not the only one with that last name.
15:07Why do you look so nervous, man?
15:09Is that actually yours?
15:10It's not.
15:11It's not mine.
15:12It's a cup for Bailey Barnes.
15:15Yes, thank you.
15:16Bailey Barnes?
15:18Isn't that your little sister?
15:20Why do scholarship sluts have it?
15:22I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
15:23Bailey.
15:25And Felix.
15:28Oh, my God.
15:30No.
15:32Are you secretly a little baby?
15:35Do you need me to change your diaper?
15:37You want me to kill you to your mother?
15:39Do you need to...
15:40That's enough, okay?
15:42And you're not my nanny.
15:45No, nothing.
15:46Nothing.
15:47How dare you carry me like that?
15:49How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
15:51I've deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
15:53Yeah, I didn't.
15:54My friends did.
15:55Yeah, your friends.
15:56One went from you and they would have stopped, but you didn't.
15:59I can't control other people.
16:01Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
16:04So what, that's just it then?
16:05Not even one day and our deal's off.
16:07You drive me crazy.
16:08Your feelings need you.
16:09Look, I'll see you at home.
16:11Or you'll have a list of chores to do.
16:14I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
16:16Time to get you out of my house for good.
16:18Listen up.
16:22End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
16:24Bring the chaos.
16:25We're partying until the sun.
16:27Oops.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:32One.
16:32I Franco.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39Don't ask me.
16:40I don't think he's still butkov, baby.
16:44I said.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:48Oh.
16:48Oh, my God.
16:49Ones.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:51oh there she is what the hell is this first annual felix barnes end of the world party
17:07shut it down now for what i'll call your dad corner and tell him you have no control over me
17:18and he'll drop you as my nanny like that
17:26do you care this is scaring your sister
17:29i'm a nanny it's your job to take care of her
17:38oh baby it's okay i'm gonna go get rid of everyone you stay here and try to rest
17:48happy i'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock you're getting absolutely pissed and
18:02where's your dad sees you've probably fired the irresponsible name bailey is scared
18:07your house is getting trashed your dad's gonna be home early in the morning so please shut this down
18:12quit the job the party ends
18:19you want this party to end easy you just got to say two words i quit
18:26how about these two words fuck off why do i think she's hot even when she's telling me to fuck off
18:32i should hate her anyways i'm going to go enjoy my party
18:38i know where i need to quit come find me until then keep me the fuck alone
18:44i want me to kill my wife
18:48yo sky want to come play strip poker with the lads i'm busy january
18:53why is that being haunted she has to know everyone hates her maybe she's trying to get
18:58with felix this is a party for the most popular people at school clearly she's forgotten her place
19:04at kendall let's go remind her hey abby what are you doing at felix's party trying to give all the
19:15guys erectile dysfunction oh harsh sky i'd still fuck her oh just put a bag on her head you'd fuck
19:23anything jack look see your insults don't bother me anymore because i know you're just insecure
19:29be you're trying so hard and felix still hasn't noticed you what did you just say look i'm just
19:35saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on felix and still being in the friend zone
19:42you bitch
19:56sky please cover that bag my clever eyes teeth here oh i'll stop covering you up
20:04go fetch
20:12swimming's easy abby just use your arms
20:26yeah or you can use those fun bags to float
20:32ouch no one wants me associated with the teacher
20:36you're delusional if you think i'm gonna help a pick me slut like you i know just what i'm gonna
20:46do with this bubbly shirt
20:49do you think i'm gonna do with the teacher
20:53what's happening what's happening oh my god i'll be playing
21:03did my bully just save me cute thank you
21:27where's your shirt and your bride i see there and they're still looking at me
21:44shit i can't look at her or i'll get hard
22:02tell me did you just lose your shirt to get my attention don't flatter yourself
22:07i'm just saying i've got your cradle shoulders in my arms
22:17just because i'm a nanny this has nothing to do with you being my nanny
22:22trust me
22:35where's my shower god abby you really will do anything for attention won't you why don't you go
22:47check the pool house
22:54i can't believe i'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy and i can't stop thinking about her
22:59this party better make her quit so i can get her out of my head
23:10someone pinch me am i really staring at my enemy felix barnes naked
23:15it close the door
23:21i met with you on the other side of it i can't i can't leave why because you're stalking me i came
23:27in here to get my shirt i can't leave until i get my shirt you're testing my patience okay you can
23:32get your clothes once i'm done change what are you doing door oh it's locked
23:45what does this mean it means that you're trapped with me
24:01we need to get out of here well the door's bolted and there's no windows so you're right
24:07i hate saying that out loud well at least you finally admitted it never thought i'd live to see
24:14the day don't get used to it i wouldn't dream of a nanny
24:18put this on is this supposed to keep me warm that's supposed to keep you covered so you feel
24:30comfortable body heat so i'm gonna keep you warm you're joking what i'm like it's that bad being so
24:37close to me seriously wrap this around us then we'll stay warm
24:46do you think anyone's ever gonna get us out of here probably not for a long time
24:52do you think i'm hot i thought you hated me so much you wanted to get me fired from being your nanny
25:17what i don't hate you okay really because i think you've held every insult in the english
25:24language at me have you ever considered that maybe i'm intimidated by you
25:29okay you're the smartest girl in school you don't care what anyone else thinks
25:33and you're so pretty you act like you don't even know you mean that you think i'm pretty is it not
25:43obvious seriously though i know we've had our differences i think after spending some more
25:54time with you i've realized that maybe just maybe i don't totally hate you maybe i don't totally hate
26:05you either
26:18felix has never looked to me like this before why is it making my stomach twist into a million knots
26:23don't do this now happy your lips
26:32are turning blue
26:36no i'm fine i think you should press your body up against me
26:40i learn about this i can you've obviously got early stages of hypothermia and i told you i'm fine
26:46okay are you gonna freeze together or are you gonna shut up and let me save you again
26:57okay maybe this is slightly better yeah i've got you
27:02someone's head
27:16phoenix wake up phoenix wake up
27:19oh
27:26yes guys
27:30where have you been man you missed the whole party the party
27:34oh
27:47yo
27:49last night was a banger
27:51fuck this place is absolutely trash
27:54party doesn't need to end here
27:58jack go home
27:59nannying for the barnes family was the best job i'd ever gotten and now i'm gonna lose it
28:09abby this is all your fault
28:15i'm sorry i didn't expect a place to get this trash
28:17i'm gonna get fired and once your dad finds out about this party i'm gonna be blacklisted
28:22i wanted to get abby fired from being my nanny but after last night i'm just not sure
28:30i'm sorry just let me help no you've already helped enough
28:34abby i
28:34you know people would kill to have this house this pool your life and you don't even appreciate it
28:40i'm sorry can you just let me help no because you're just gonna try and find another way to get me
28:44you're not going anywhere until you listen to me let go of me listen
28:56to me i'm sorry you've tortured me for years
29:11because when i was trapped in the pool house i saw the real you abby more
29:18not my nanny not my enemy not stuck up no at all just just you
29:24he's my bully and i'm his nanny but when he says things like that it's hard to resist him
29:29i need to go wash this off my clothes
29:42the force of habit always keep you down
29:49move over
29:56move over
29:58you can't shower with your nanny then for a second percent that you're not my nanny
30:05why are you doing that you're following me around and acting like like i want you
30:11would that be so bad
30:17i hate felix barnes
30:23so why do i want to kiss him so badly
30:29yes that would be bad you're a liar you're just checking me out no i'm not
30:34what you know what i think i think all this time you've been pretending to hate me when really you
30:42want me how did you know because i've been doing the same thing i want you to have him
30:49to finish up my life and i'm going to do something about it
31:04my enemy and the boy i nanny kissing me like he'd die without it
31:11we can't we can get in a lot of trouble
31:13i don't see anyone around do you
31:26show me you want me to
31:29what should i do next kiss me
31:43we can't why not because
31:54bailey
31:57bailey bailey where are you
32:02she ran away
32:07where is she i can't find her
32:08bailey bailey
32:13this is not your fault you know
32:14it's not my fault you're the nanny's
32:16she's your sister you're supposed to protect her
32:18i don't need to take advice from you okay
32:20seriously you're her older brother you covered so much danger last night
32:23when throwing a fight for a bunch of wankus just to get back at me
32:26growing up we were best friends
32:36but since she stopped speaking i haven't known how to help her
32:44i just wish there was a way i could tell her how much she needs to me
32:46you know i like this side of you
32:53oh pathetic and sad
32:55herring and vulnerable
33:00bailey
33:18do you know how much you scared me
33:19he was only scared because he's a big softy and he loves you so much
33:26okay well i'm glad you're okay
33:29come on troublemaker you need to get a couple more hours sleep before the day really starts
33:36never do that again i'll go to sleep
33:39felix might act like he's too cool but deep down i see how much he cares about bailey
33:54it's like the whole party never happened yeah i forgot all about it
33:58i mean it wasn't all so bad i like the part where we hooked up on the shower
34:02no yeah i forget about that part most of all
34:06you can't seriously expect things to go back to the way they were
34:08felix it doesn't matter how either of us feels whatever happened between us it's over
34:18i can't lose my job because i hooked up with the boy i nanny
34:21you're not my nanny you can say whatever you want but i am your nanny
34:24and if i want to keep my job i have to ignore whatever happened between us
34:27i'm not supposed to ignore what i feel when you're living in my house
34:30i don't know but i'm not like you felix i don't come from money
34:35that rumor about me sleeping with mr o'leary it ruined my life my mom lost her job and we had to
34:43use my school savings to live off we owe camden prep 10 grand for my last semester
34:49i didn't know things were so bad for abby but i can help what if i gave you the money and then you
34:58wouldn't have to work for us you could explore whatever this is hypothetically yes but where are
35:04you gonna get 10 grand from jack if you can spare us a minute of your time following on from
35:18yesterday's lesson please open your textbooks to page 46 felix class today i'm here to announce camden
35:26prep's first annual dishy bake sale bring your appetites and your thirst traps all the money raised will
35:32benefit a local family okay bake sales on saturday and i expect to see each of every single one of you
35:38there after this big sale you'll be mine having more
35:51what are you wearing i could say the same about you you look like a porn star
35:56yeah it's a dishy bake sale dishy does that not just mean there's going to be loads of cookies
36:00no it's just going to be loads of skin sky i can't believe you're hoping up with the bake sale
36:09thank you so much you have no idea how much this means to me