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00:00Yes! It's Carl, the Collector!
00:07It's Carl, it's Carl, absolutely!
00:13Carl, it's Carl, the Collector!
00:18It's Carl, it's Carl, the Collector!
00:22Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, the Collector!
00:29Carl's cats.
00:38Oh, come on, door.
00:42Come on, come on! Open already!
00:59Ah, the wig!
01:10Ah, why is it so hard to do everything
01:13when your arm is in a cast?
01:18Hey, Carl.
01:19Hello, Laura.
01:21It is a beautiful day, don't you think?
01:24I think it is a hot and itchy day,
01:27and I wish I didn't have to wear this cast.
01:29That is what I think.
01:33Oh, well, I am going to the arts and crafts in the park.
01:37We are going to learn origami,
01:39the Japanese art of folding paper.
01:42Wanna come?
01:43Laura, you need both hands to hold and fold origami paper,
01:48and I have a broken wrist.
01:50If I can't do origami, then I am not going.
01:53Oh, see you soon, then.
01:56Goodbye, Laura.
01:58Enjoy the use of both your functioning and not broken wrists.
02:01Ugh.
02:02Why, oh, why did I have to jump the creek?
02:06Whoa!
02:07Kelly!
02:10And break my wrist.
02:13This has been the longest, boringest, itchiest
02:18two weeks of my life.
02:20And there are still six weeks to go until my cast comes off.
02:24Hi, Carl.
02:25Hiya, Carl.
02:26We're going to the playground to climb the new rock climbing wall.
02:29Rock walls rock!
02:31Wanna come?
02:32I won't be able to climb the rock wall with my wrist and a cast.
02:36But there are lots of other things at the playground
02:38that are fine to do with a broken wrist.
02:40You could go on the merry-go-round, or the seesaw.
02:43No, no, I'm tired of doing all those things.
02:47If I can't climb the rock wall, then I am not going to the playground.
02:51Are you sure?
02:52I'm sure I'm sure.
02:53Well, I'm sure I can't wait till your cast comes off.
02:57Same here.
02:58I can't wait more than anyone.
03:01These are going to be the longest 42 days I have ever had.
03:06And the itchiest.
03:09Carl!
03:11Me and my family are going to the Whirlpool Wonderland Water Park.
03:15Wanna come with?
03:16Thank you, Forrest.
03:19But I definitely cannot go to a water park with a cast on.
03:22The doctor says I can't get it wet at all.
03:25Aww!
03:28We'll miss you.
03:30But next time, gotta dash and splash!
03:33I am missing everything.
03:36I can't make origami.
03:38I can't climb a rock wall.
03:40I can't go to the water park.
03:42All because of this hot and itchy cast.
03:45This is a disaster.
03:47This is a dis-caster!
03:50Hi there, Carl.
04:00Hello, Sheldon.
04:02What are you doing here?
04:04I was just on my way to the Fuzzy Mart.
04:06We are at a willow, birch, and aspen tree bar to snack on.
04:09It's a snack tree-mergency.
04:11But then I saw you and I had to stop.
04:13What's going on?
04:14It's this cast, Sheldon.
04:16It's hot and itchy and I can't do anything.
04:19I can't even open the lid on the recycling bin and put the recycling in.
04:23Aww, let me help.
04:31Hmm, Carl.
04:32I might have an idea.
04:33Fuzzy Mart can wait.
04:34How about I stay with you today and act like your other hand?
04:37What do you mean, Sheldon?
04:39I mean, we could stick close together and I could pretend to be your other hand.
04:43That way you can do stuff with both hands again.
04:45Sheldon, that is such a good idea.
04:49Well, that's what friends are for.
04:51To help you up when you're down.
04:52I'll be your right-hand man.
04:54That's good because it is my right hand that I can't use.
04:58Let's do this.
05:02Okay, Sheldon.
05:03Here's what I'm thinking.
05:04I found this coat at the very back of the closet.
05:07We can both put it on and each use one of the sleeves.
05:10Sounds like a plan.
05:11Let's give it a try.
05:12Ooh.
05:13Mmm.
05:14Ah!
05:19We did it!
05:20High five, other hand.
05:22Now let's see if we can button it up.
05:24Okay.
05:25Two hands working together.
05:27Higher, Sheldon.
05:29No, lower, lower.
05:31Almost.
05:32Almost.
05:33Just push it through.
05:35Push it through.
05:36I'm trying.
05:39There.
05:40We got one.
05:41Only three more buttons to go.
05:43It's kind of really hot in here, right?
05:45And you're standing way too close to me, but it's worth it.
05:48You just gotta get a little better at being my other hand.
05:53Since I had to miss arts and crafts,
05:55I was thinking we could try to make an art piece together,
05:58now that I have two hands to work with.
06:01Sure, buddy.
06:02What did you have in mind?
06:03A glow-in-the-dark glitter picture of the Big Dipper star formation.
06:08Oh, wow.
06:09I'll hold the photo up and give direction, and you can apply the glue, and then glitter.
06:16Glue, then glitter.
06:17Got it.
06:18Okay, Sheldon.
06:19First, take the glue and make seven dots like the stars in the Big Dipper.
06:25That's what my other hand would do.
06:28Seven dots coming up.
06:30First, make the star Alcate, then Mizar, and Alcort.
06:35No, Sheldon.
06:36They should be right next to each other so they look like one star.
06:41Sorry, Carl.
06:42I'm trying.
06:43Now make Alia, Megrez, Vecta, Merak, and Duba.
06:49No, not like that.
06:50They're too close together.
06:52That is not how my other hand would draw them.
06:54I'm doing the best I can, and the glue is kind of running down my arm.
06:58Quick, the glue is drying.
07:02Open the glow-in-the-dark glitter and sprinkle it on.
07:09Oh, that's a lot of glitter.
07:11This isn't the picture I had in mind at all.
07:14This isn't what I had in mind either.
07:20Well, I might not be able to climb a rock wall at a playground,
07:23but now that I have two working hands again, I can absolutely jump rope.
07:28This seems tricky, but maybe it'll work.
07:30When I count to three, we turn the rope and jump.
07:33Ready?
07:34Ready.
07:35One, two, three.
07:38Sheldon, I said one, two, three, then turn, then jump.
07:43Sorry.
07:44Let's try again.
07:45Fine.
07:46We'll do one, two, three, turn, and jump.
07:49Okay?
07:50Okay.
07:51One, two, three, turn, and jump.
08:00Sheldon, that wasn't right at all.
08:03You know, Carl, maybe this wasn't the best idea.
08:05Maybe jump rope wasn't.
08:07But I think I know something that will be.
08:10Just because I couldn't go to the Whirlpool Wonderland Water Park today
08:15doesn't mean we still can't do something really fun with water.
08:18What do you have in mind?
08:20Big bubble blowing.
08:21I can hold the bucket, you can dip the wand, and together we will blow bubbles.
08:26I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
08:29Let's do this.
08:30Let's do this.
08:31On behalf of big bubble lovers everywhere.
08:34Here's the bucket.
08:35Now you dip.
08:36Now let's blow.
08:38Wow.
08:39Sheldon, you got bubble goo on me.
08:53Where are you going?
08:54You can't leave.
08:55You're my other hand.
08:56Carl, I'm hot, tired, glittery, and gooey.
08:57I need to take a break from being your right-hand man right now.
09:10Sheldon, I think you might be upset, but I don't know why.
09:14Carl, I really tried to be there for you today.
09:17I did my best.
09:18I tried to be your other hand because I'm my best friend, and I wanted to help.
09:22You were my other hand, my wrist, and my other arm all day long.
09:27Yes, but you've been telling me what to do, how to do it, and to do it better all day long.
09:32Today was a big flop.
09:35I might have done that a few times, but today wasn't a big flop for me.
09:43I was feeling so sad, and you stayed by my side.
09:47You made everything better.
09:49I'm thankful.
09:50Well, that's what friends are for.
09:53And now I can be there for you.
09:57You go home and get cleaned up, and I will go to the Fuzzy Mart for you.
10:02But Carl, how are you going to shop for tree bark when you can only use one hand?
10:06I am going to find a way.
10:08Are you sure?
10:09I'm sure I'm sure.
10:11That is what best friends are for.
10:20Tree bark delivery for Sheldon.
10:23This tree-mergency snacking situation is under control.
10:29Carl, you did it.
10:30You went to the store and picked up all this bark for us using just one hand?
10:35Yes.
10:36The doctor gave me this sling in case I wanted it for my arm.
10:39I didn't, but turns out this makes a magnificent carrying device to hold bark.
10:44Carl, that's so smart.
10:46We've got willow.
10:47Oh, willow.
10:48Birch.
10:49Yumsters, birch.
10:50And aspen.
10:51Nom, nom, nom, aspen.
10:52And some additional long branches for extra gnawing.
10:54Impressive, Carl.
10:55And you did it all one-handed, too.
10:56Maybe it'll turn out there are lots of things you can do using just one hand.
10:57I'll tell you the thing I wish I could do most of all.
10:59Scratch the inside of this cast.
11:00I can't tell you how much it itches in there.
11:01Hey, Carl.
11:02I have an idea.
11:03Sticks like these make great back scratchers.
11:04You know when you have an itch but you can't reach it on your own?
11:05Maybe you can scratch inside your cast.
11:06Why didn't I think of this hours ago?
11:07Glad I could be your second brain old buddy.
11:09Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:10Hm, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:11I can't tell you how much it itches in there.
11:14Hey, Carl, I have an idea.
11:16Sticks like these make great back scratchers.
11:19You know when you have an itch but you can't reach it on your own?
11:22Maybe you can scratch inside your cast.
11:24Why didn't I think of this hours ago?
11:27Glad I could be your second brain, old buddy.
11:30Yes, it's Carl, the Collector.
11:43It's Carl, it's Carl, absolutely.
11:48Carl, it's Carl, the Collector.
11:53It's Carl, it's Carl, the Collector.
11:57Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, the Collector.
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