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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini watch check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:54coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry
00:01:17oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that
00:01:47I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe
00:02:02thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that
00:02:09she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find
00:02:17someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:34oh uh you're a virgin
00:02:41oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just
00:02:58chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what
00:03:06sounds like she already did
00:03:14I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:34he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:38shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:43all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:52so go ahead and put this on
00:03:54oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57he
00:03:58a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:07this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:10good morning Miss Tisdale
00:04:14it's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:40right my first time Miss Tisdale is it yes nice to meet you Dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the car is it nice to meet me I'm pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the car is it nice to meet me I'm pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:52coffee shop grind me
00:04:54oh no he remembers me
00:04:57so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:01yes
00:05:02that asshole
00:05:03yes
00:05:05I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right
00:05:11I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:13I will use a condom
00:05:16I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:20Dr. Miller I'm not sure
00:05:22nurse can you grab me a disrespectful please
00:05:24yes Dr. Miller
00:05:26I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:29I'm ready I think I'm ready
00:05:32Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:05:37you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:41let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:44breast exam? breast exam?
00:05:48breast exam?
00:05:49if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor
00:05:51no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:53uh it's probably easier if you can lay back
00:05:59it's okay
00:06:09it's okay
00:06:10stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:11stop it stop
00:06:13my hands cold?
00:06:14no they're perfect
00:06:16stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:19there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you Luke
00:06:31Dr. Miller
00:06:33that wasn't so bad
00:06:34uh Sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:41okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47so I need you to relax for me
00:06:52alright? you're doing good
00:06:55I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:06alright
00:07:07I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:11you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:13I need you to relax for me
00:07:15so do you like younger women?
00:07:22I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually
00:07:32so in my great grandfather's honor I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:07:36oh
00:07:37duh
00:07:38now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:40amazing
00:07:41last thing
00:07:42I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:44just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45alright?
00:07:48relax for me
00:07:49you're doing good
00:07:50his fingers literally inside of me
00:07:52oh my gosh
00:08:01I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:02did he?
00:08:03did he?
00:08:06alright
00:08:07he's so noticed
00:08:09oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no abnormalities
00:08:12alright?
00:08:13we'll be right back
00:08:16we'll be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:28I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35alright so here's your break
00:08:36should I bring it to her?
00:08:43to the cafe?
00:08:47she's my patient
00:08:55Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:59you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm
00:09:05I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:07you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:10Luke
00:09:12are you serious?
00:09:13you got a finger by the
00:09:14I don't talk to you
00:09:15buys coffee from you
00:09:16THE Luke
00:09:18Sophie you're a freak
00:09:20so is he like
00:09:22good with his fingers
00:09:23or
00:09:25shut up Everly
00:09:26shit
00:09:27he's so sexy
00:09:28maybe I should schedule my paps for you
00:09:31yeah
00:09:32don't worry
00:09:33okay?
00:09:34tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:35okay Soph?
00:09:37yes
00:09:38come on
00:09:39let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:40Mike
00:09:45I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:50why do I even care?
00:09:51yo
00:09:52you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:09:57is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:04you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:06you're dating a nun
00:10:08she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:09I'm calling it
00:10:10dude
00:10:11she's low-key a slut
00:10:14I just can't prove it
00:10:16you will soon
00:10:18oh
00:10:19they're gonna film her?
00:10:20yo
00:10:25dude you're sick
00:10:26what if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:29little bit of this
00:10:31and she's gonna go feral
00:10:36yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:38just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved Luke
00:10:44you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:45hey
00:10:49you need to pay
00:10:54fuck! my eyes! what the fuck!
00:10:56where's your fucking friend live?
00:10:57before I call the cops
00:11:01Kay- Kay- Kay- Kay- Kaylee Avenue apartment 2
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:15you're nervous?
00:11:16why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:32you're nervous?
00:11:33I- I'm a little nervous
00:11:34I- I'm a little nervous
00:11:36hey
00:11:38don't be
00:11:39you know my cherries I popped
00:11:41wait
00:11:42what?
00:11:43I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:45we're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
00:11:46I can't do this
00:11:47are you kidding me?
00:11:48I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:11:49Mike why would you say something like that?
00:11:50I'm going home
00:11:51oh
00:11:52I'm sorry I'm sorry Mike
00:11:54I'm sorry I'm not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:06Mike why would you say something like that?
00:12:08Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:11I'm going home.
00:12:17There it is.
00:12:21The hell you are.
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:26No, no.
00:12:30Stop, Mike.
00:12:32Stop.
00:12:33Mike.
00:12:38Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:46Dr. Miller.
00:12:47Hey, Sophie.
00:12:49Hey.
00:12:49Hey, Steven.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:56Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:57Did you take something?
00:12:58What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:59Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:03Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:05Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:08I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:10If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:13What?
00:13:14What's so funny?
00:13:15You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:17Since who?
00:13:18You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:22I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:23My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:27That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:33Wait.
00:13:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no.
00:13:36And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:40Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:41It was just a joke.
00:13:42Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:49Hey, come on.
00:13:49She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:08Either way, it's not good.
00:14:09You stole me from my date?
00:14:18Who gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:25I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:28Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:30I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:31How much did you have to drink?
00:14:42I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Tell me this.
00:14:52Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:56I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:02And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:13Wow.
00:15:16I'm an idiot.
00:15:19No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:20First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:42Sorry, Soph.
00:15:42So, if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:16:07Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:09Are you hard right now?
00:16:12That's so wrong.
00:16:19You're drunk.
00:16:20I'm taking you home.
00:16:23What are you doing?
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:25I'm taking you home.
00:16:26What?
00:16:26No, I can't go home.
00:16:28My roommate's there.
00:16:29I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:30She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:40Right here.
00:16:41Here?
00:16:41Where is here?
00:16:44My place.
00:16:46You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:50If you're comfortable.
00:16:51I want to.
00:16:52I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:54I'm cool with that.
00:16:56But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:59Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:00You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:14You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:28The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:32How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:45It's huge.
00:17:47Not like tight spaces.
00:17:50Not all tight spaces.
00:17:51Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:57Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:58You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:00Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:01Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:09I'm happy.
00:18:10I'm happy.
00:18:16I am happy.
00:18:22Thanks for going.
00:18:26See you next week.
00:18:27Bye-bye.
00:18:29Bye-bye.
00:18:30Bye-bye.
00:18:37Bye-bye.
00:18:39Bye-bye.
00:18:39Bye.
00:18:40You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:45You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:50I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:54You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:18:58Wait.
00:18:59You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:09No, Mrs. Do.
00:19:10And why me?
00:19:13I'm nothing special.
00:19:15You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:19You're kind to people.
00:19:22You're beautiful.
00:19:35Who is that?
00:19:36Oh, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:40Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:44All right?
00:19:45Come on.
00:19:47Luke?
00:19:49Are you home?
00:19:50Luke?
00:19:51Come out, come out.
00:19:58Stop playing.
00:20:00I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:01I know you're not on call.
00:20:09Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:14Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:20What the hell?
00:20:22She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:24We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:27She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:28Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:30What are you doing?
00:20:36You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:40Why don't I join you?
00:20:42I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:48Like what, baby?
00:20:51Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:54Ice cubes?
00:20:55What ice cubes?
00:20:56Like call the cops.
00:20:58Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:00Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:02Come on, Lukey.
00:21:04You know you love screwing me.
00:21:11I have someone new in my life.
00:21:15Someone new?
00:21:16Who the fuck is she?
00:21:18I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:22And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:24Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:25And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:29Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30No, you can't.
00:21:32One.
00:21:35Two.
00:21:35Fine, fine.
00:21:38I'm leaving.
00:21:40Your loss.
00:21:48Oh my god, Lu.
00:21:52Oh my god, Lu.
00:21:52Oh my god, Lu.
00:21:54Holy shit.
00:22:08You smell like booze.
00:22:09I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:14I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:23You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:28You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:31take care of that little distraction.
00:22:33My virginity?
00:22:50Yep.
00:22:51Still intact.
00:22:55Fuck my life.
00:22:57Language, Mrs. Dill.
00:22:58Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:02I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:05Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:08What would you have me do?
00:23:10Don't say it.
00:23:11Don't say it.
00:23:12You could join me.
00:23:17Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:18Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:30There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:33I don't know.
00:23:48I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:55But?
00:23:57But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:59You're my patient for one.
00:24:01In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:04I'm graduating this year.
00:24:07Second?
00:24:10Your virgin.
00:24:12Ouch.
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:18You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:28But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:33I don't make, love.
00:24:35I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy.
00:24:45Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:47Look, I'm a big girl.
00:24:48I can handle myself.
00:24:52Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:02Someone's jealous.
00:25:05Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:09to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:10Because it's cheap.
00:25:11Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:27When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:31You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:34So do it.
00:25:38I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:44Ready?
00:25:50What's that?
00:25:52As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:25:54Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:02Are you kidding me?
00:26:10Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:12You're killing me.
00:26:13So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy-ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:18A virgin?
00:26:20Yeah.
00:26:21I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:26Can you wait?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:31Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:26:37like you.
00:26:38He respects you, dummy.
00:26:40Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:42I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:46All the things I'm not.
00:26:47You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:51A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:53And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:55Watch.
00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00No, can you just order?
00:27:07I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:20But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:29What do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:34I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:43He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:45Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:53Can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil.
00:27:57First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:00Slut.
00:28:01Pregnant with Luke's?
00:28:03Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke, loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:14Of course he was never yours.
00:28:19Sophie!
00:28:20You can have him!
00:28:22You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:24I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:25I would never.
00:28:26What's going on?
00:28:27Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:30No, I didn't.
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:33Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:35Sophie?
00:28:37I'm calling the police.
00:28:39No, I would never do this, please.
00:28:41She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:43We need a medic, too.
00:28:44I'm a doctor.
00:28:50I'm a doctor.
00:28:51Um, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm fine.
00:29:15I'll just be going.
00:29:16We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:22Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:25Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:30Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33It was for a friend.
00:29:35You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:37Let me go.
00:29:40I don't want to press charges.
00:29:42Just a moment.
00:29:43Oh, my God.
00:29:56You're crazy.
00:29:56You're actually crazy.
00:29:59Luke, please.
00:30:00I can explain.
00:30:01She's not right for you.
00:30:04Breaking into my house.
00:30:05Stealing my pager.
00:30:07That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:08I get it.
00:30:09But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:16Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:20She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:23I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:25Stop.
00:30:26Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:31She's nothing.
00:30:32A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:35You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:38Officer, take her away.
00:30:43Let's go.
00:30:45You bitch!
00:30:47Don't deserve him.
00:30:48Let's go.
00:30:50I knew she was psycho.
00:30:53You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:56Thanks, Ev.
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the day.
00:31:05If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:14You came just to save me?
00:31:27Of course I did.
00:31:27I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:31:38So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:41I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:47Sophie, I...
00:31:48I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:50Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:01What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:11What do you see in me?
00:32:13Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:17Entertainment?
00:32:17Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just young.
00:32:24I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:48You.
00:32:51Take me seriously.
00:32:54And get in the car.
00:32:57What?
00:32:58To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:24I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:34We're doing both.
00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:40Your vacation home?
00:33:42As in you have multiple?
00:33:45Wow.
00:33:46Mr. Millie, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:49And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:33:57Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:58You're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:02Look, I didn't say it because I didn't want to stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes.
00:34:06So my family's rich.
00:34:08But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:28Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:34Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:36I'm not.
00:34:42Hang on.
00:34:43What even am I to Luke?
00:34:50Mother.
00:34:52This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:57Girlfriend?
00:34:58No way.
00:34:59Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:00Manners.
00:35:02Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:06Girlfriend?
00:35:09What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:14The Dean's daughter?
00:35:15The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:18Ouch.
00:35:20Mother, again,
00:35:22as I just said, this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala.
00:35:26If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:28I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:31Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:33Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:40If you'll excuse us,
00:35:42we need to get ready.
00:35:43Oh, before we go,
00:35:44which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:47She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:50Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:53Thank you, Mother.
00:35:55It's good to see you.
00:35:56That was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:12Your brother has lost it.
00:36:14Get down here and handle
00:36:15this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:17Is your mom always so...
00:36:29Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:36But
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:40so
00:36:40I come back every year.
00:36:42You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:44That's sweet.
00:36:44I do.
00:36:46Plus, the other perk is
00:36:47I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:37:01Luke, you did not.
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:10I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:12That's done.
00:37:12I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:15You said you want all of them.
00:37:17They're yours.
00:37:2480?
00:37:25I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you
00:37:30a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:31to piss you off.
00:37:34Why do you like me?
00:37:36I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're...
00:37:39you.
00:37:39Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42You're cultured.
00:37:43Your parents host charity events.
00:37:46You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:50that I share with, like,
00:37:51a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me.
00:37:54Of course, it's too late.
00:38:11I'm already falling for you.
00:38:12Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:20Because
00:38:21I want it to be right.
00:38:23I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:25and take me as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you.
00:38:29But take it slow.
00:38:30even though
00:38:35there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:42Really?
00:38:49Really.
00:38:49Really.
00:38:49Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you
00:39:15what you want, Luke.
00:39:19Are you
00:39:19teasing me,
00:39:20Mrs. Dizdale?
00:39:22You're the one
00:39:22that wants to wait,
00:39:23doctor.
00:39:32Just making sure
00:39:33you know
00:39:33what you're missing out on.
00:39:35Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:36You know,
00:39:44I'm going to need you
00:39:45back for this.
00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:03That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:06He dumps my best friend?
00:40:09The gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:15not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:19Luke's an idiot
00:40:20for dumping an heiress
00:40:22for a barista.
00:40:24Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:26I'll pry that little gold digger
00:40:27off his arm
00:40:27just long enough
00:40:28for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake.
00:40:30Mm-hmm.
00:40:32That's my girl.
00:40:36Sophie, love,
00:40:37you've been in there
00:40:37for two hours.
00:40:38I promise you,
00:40:39you're going to be
00:40:40the most beautiful person
00:40:41at the gala tonight.
00:40:41Holy shit.
00:40:57It's not about being pretty.
00:41:07I just,
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:11I've never even been
00:41:12to a charity auction.
00:41:14Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:15if we just met up
00:41:15at, like,
00:41:16a bowling alley
00:41:17and donated the party expenses?
00:41:18You're so refreshing.
00:41:24You ready?
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:43She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:45You never said
00:41:46your brother's chip
00:41:47was so pretty.
00:41:48Why would you want
00:41:49to break them up?
00:41:50Shut up.
00:41:51There was a two and a half
00:41:52billion dollar inheritance
00:41:53found on the train.
00:41:53If my brother
00:41:54raises a snow bunny,
00:41:55it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the Baldwin
00:42:05Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:07This is a great opportunity
00:42:08for us to raise money
00:42:09for the family clinic.
00:42:10Myself and my girlfriend,
00:42:12Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:13are very excited
00:42:14to meet and talk
00:42:15to all of you.
00:42:16Cheers.
00:42:18Girlfriend?
00:42:22Not for long.
00:42:23Good evening, everyone.
00:42:39Thank you so much
00:42:40for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful
00:42:42charity auction.
00:42:44Our first item.
00:42:50An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing,
00:42:56iconic,
00:42:56volcanic views.
00:42:58Starting big!
00:42:595,000!
00:43:025,000!
00:43:03Now six!
00:43:03It's right in a six!
00:43:05Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:06That's pretty good.
00:43:07Can I get...
00:43:09You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having
00:43:11allergic reaction.
00:43:12You gonna be okay?
00:43:14Go.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:15What is it?
00:43:24My throat.
00:43:26Open your mouth.
00:43:28Breathe.
00:43:28So, number 12,
00:43:36$7,000,
00:43:37all-expense-paid trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora.
00:43:39Give me a round of applause.
00:43:40Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have
00:43:43one more item
00:43:44up for grabs.
00:43:46Miss Tisdale,
00:43:47a gorgeous student,
00:43:48has graciously
00:43:49offered herself up
00:43:50for a date
00:43:51with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according
00:43:54to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:55she has a great personality
00:43:56and an even better mouth.
00:43:59What a hussy
00:44:00of auctioning
00:44:01a blowjob.
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:04knows what his
00:44:05girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean,
00:44:07the poor guy
00:44:07is tending to a patient.
00:44:09I knew that you
00:44:10were too classless
00:44:11with this family.
00:44:13Poor Lukey.
00:44:15He hasn't fooled.
00:44:16Trailer trash skank.
00:44:18Who let her kind
00:44:19in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that.
00:44:21I would never.
00:44:23I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night
00:44:24with Miss Tisdale?
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:26Really, Sophie?
00:44:27No one wants you
00:44:28for a thousand?
00:44:29Whew.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:32Five hundred?
00:44:33All right.
00:44:34Five hundred
00:44:35for the poor girl.
00:44:37She's got student loans.
00:44:39Whatever that means.
00:44:41Where's Luke?
00:44:46Free?
00:44:49I don't see
00:44:51anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat,
00:44:53it hurts.
00:44:53What's wrong with me?
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my sister's
00:44:56shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell's going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's
00:44:59doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick,
00:45:01get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:05She may be a good fuck,
00:45:06but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:07You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:17I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom.
00:45:34Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have some
00:45:39late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Sold!
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:46Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't
00:45:49in the market for used goods.
00:45:51That's right, Serena.
00:46:03After you being the person
00:46:04that's had five abortions
00:46:05in the last year.
00:46:06Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you were saying
00:46:11about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me
00:46:26in front of my friends,
00:46:27you pussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends
00:46:32can no longer be seen
00:46:33with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of this.
00:46:38But, but...
00:46:39No!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man,
00:46:43that information you gave
00:46:45is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting
00:46:49to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:53with your secret girlfriend,
00:46:54Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:04Stephanie?
00:47:04The lady?
00:47:05No, no, no, no, no!
00:47:11I'm going to sue you
00:47:14for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:18You see, yes,
00:47:18my family might own
00:47:19the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:21but I practice under the university,
00:47:23so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me
00:47:26to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck
00:47:31out of my house.
00:47:31Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:46Get these assholes go.
00:47:48You didn't have to ruin
00:47:49your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman
00:47:54like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made
00:47:56more in donations tonight
00:47:57than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:01You all right?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze,
00:48:20so I figure how the night went,
00:48:24I might as well be
00:48:25your personal bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Make me
00:48:32an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:39All right, so
00:48:40vodka, lemon,
00:48:42and apple liqueur.
00:48:44Can we just
00:48:44choose something easier?
00:48:46You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:52Can you open that?
00:49:02All right.
00:49:04Let's just make it simple.
00:49:06Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that before.
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:14You're like so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get into school.
00:49:17I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:21He just said you're hot.
00:49:23Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well,
00:49:25I'll teach you.
00:49:26Holy shit.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:38All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:00Now it's your turn,
00:50:02Miss Tisdell.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice.
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:10Then
00:50:10Why are you going to lick me?
00:50:13Why are you going to lick me?
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:49Was that?
00:50:50You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke,
00:50:54I'm ready.
00:51:02Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:08I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:12I'm telling you
00:51:13that I'm ready.
00:51:14I want to do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:21That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying,
00:51:26but I'm going to be
00:51:27the person responsible
00:51:28if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy
00:51:30that, you know,
00:51:31leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:33I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together?
00:51:41Being together?
00:51:41Sophie,
00:51:42did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean,
00:51:46my family sucks.
00:51:48My ex-girlfriend
00:51:48is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean,
00:51:51of course I want to be with you.
00:51:54But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to take
00:51:57on this much baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin,
00:52:00but this whole
00:52:00it's not you,
00:52:01it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie,
00:52:08where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your
00:52:12hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:14You think you're doing me
00:52:15this favor,
00:52:15but really,
00:52:16you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:21Don't follow me.
00:52:22Damn it.
00:52:34I guess I'm the first girl
00:52:36in the world
00:52:37to be on birth control
00:52:38and not even get laid.
00:52:39What's the point
00:52:53in talking to me now?
00:52:54You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:59Is that your boyfriend
00:53:00you're ignoring?
00:53:01Nope.
00:53:03Boyfriends have sex
00:53:04with their girlfriends.
00:53:05So I've got the hottest girl
00:53:06in the bar.
00:53:08All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:13You heard me.
00:53:15Hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:16at this school.
00:53:19Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:22Like,
00:53:23you might want to, like,
00:53:24hook up?
00:53:25Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:26Maybe we can start
00:53:27with a kiss.
00:53:29Wow.
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:31Maybe that's the problem.
00:53:33I was beginning to think
00:53:34nobody would take
00:53:35my virginity.
00:53:37Pause.
00:53:37What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:48She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:50Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:54You're probably
00:53:54super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back
00:53:56to your dorm, sweetie.
00:54:00Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sadder.
00:54:05You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me
00:54:07like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:11But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:13You know?
00:54:14You're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:18And...
00:54:18Sorry.
00:54:21What?
00:54:23I'm glad.
00:54:24I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get
00:54:34a stupid horny
00:54:36crack guy
00:54:36to get with me.
00:54:39He would probably
00:54:39fuck anything
00:54:40except for me, apparently.
00:54:45Oh, and Luke.
00:54:46Of course, Luke,
00:54:46on the other hand,
00:54:47he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just
00:54:50so repulsed that
00:54:51he didn't need to see more.
00:54:53You know what?
00:55:02Sophie, where the hell
00:55:03you been?
00:55:04You're not the hospital
00:55:05right now, bro.
00:55:05Oh, look at me.
00:55:06I'm a fancy
00:55:07Ivy League doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love
00:55:11to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm
00:55:14pap smear two for one.
00:55:17Say something, asshole.
00:55:20Can I come get you
00:55:21right now, please?
00:55:21So you can what?
00:55:22not have sex?
00:55:24Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:25I think I'll stay right here
00:55:26where the guys at least
00:55:26have, I don't know,
00:55:27the decency
00:55:28to not lead me on.
00:55:30Guys, what guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something
00:55:32to you?
00:55:33Of course not.
00:55:34They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:40you get a second chance.
00:55:41So...
00:55:42You either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep the phone on you,
00:55:50alright?
00:56:02So here.
00:56:03So here.
00:56:04Hey, wake up.
00:56:04I got you.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:11Is she...
00:56:26She's fine.
00:56:32She's...
00:56:33Bottled water
00:56:34and two of these
00:56:35in the morning.
00:56:35I don't know
00:56:37what she drank
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:38is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:42Sophie,
00:56:42you're gonna be
00:56:43the death of me.
00:57:02Rise and shine
00:57:04party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot
00:57:07to tell me.
00:57:10You feel like shit.
00:57:13You look like shit.
00:57:14But like,
00:57:15a million bucks.
00:57:17So is this a gift
00:57:18from Luke or...?
00:57:19Everly,
00:57:19the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make
00:57:21this vodka,
00:57:22tequila hangover
00:57:23worse is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on
00:57:26and then left me
00:57:27for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke brought
00:57:29you back to the...
00:57:30Ev,
00:57:30I don't wanna hear it.
00:57:31I'm done having
00:57:35my time wasted.
00:57:36I guess I'm just
00:57:37too much work
00:57:38as a virgin.
00:57:40So I've decided...
00:57:42I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:46Well,
00:57:47virginity's like
00:57:47a whole construct, right?
00:57:49People,
00:57:50guys,
00:57:50aren't gonna stop
00:57:51treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop
00:57:53acting like one
00:57:54and looking like one.
00:57:56I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty.
00:58:06No way,
00:58:07I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:08You're not gonna
00:58:09help me look sexy?
00:58:09Why not?
00:58:10Soph,
00:58:10you are sexy.
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys,
00:58:14don't go for that.
00:58:16I look like a
00:58:17nun librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off
00:58:19don't fuck,
00:58:20snooze fest,
00:58:21boring.
00:58:23Soph,
00:58:23as your best friend,
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have
00:58:26to change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy.
00:58:27The thing is,
00:58:28Mr. Right
00:58:29isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:35Burn me up.
00:58:51Perfect.
00:58:55Isn't that that one
00:59:14dorky barista chick?
00:59:16There's no way.
00:59:17That goes off.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19It is.
00:59:20That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:21Dude,
00:59:23the makeover's
00:59:23actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:26Good.
00:59:26I hope the news
00:59:27gets back to Luke.
00:59:28I mean,
00:59:28more.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:35Oh,
00:59:35there he is.
00:59:36Are you gonna say something?
00:59:40Holy shit,
00:59:42Sophie.
00:59:43No,
00:59:43I'm just gonna make you
00:59:44regret everything.
00:59:45Hmm.
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:47Hmm.
00:59:47Hmm.
00:59:48Hmm.
00:59:48Hmm.
00:59:49Hmm.
00:59:49Hmm.
00:59:50Hmm.
00:59:50Hmm.
00:59:51Hmm.
00:59:52Thanks, babe.
00:59:53I mean,
00:59:53it's all beautiful.
01:00:03And what can I get
01:00:04for you,
01:00:05handsome?
01:00:06A latte would be nice,
01:00:07but, uh,
01:00:07I like what you're giving me
01:00:08right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of dips.
01:00:11What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting,
01:00:13grandpa.
01:00:14The fuck did you just say?
01:00:15One latte.
01:00:16Coming right up.
01:00:17And what can I get for you,
01:00:21doctor?
01:00:22Sophie,
01:00:22what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different,
01:00:24you're acting different.
01:00:25I don't get it.
01:00:27Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:28Cool.
01:00:29Did you want a coffee?
01:00:37The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:39Sophie, I don't,
01:00:40is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean, if it is,
01:00:42I get it,
01:00:42but telling yourself
01:00:43about other guys,
01:00:44it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up to you
01:00:45anymore,
01:00:46Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides,
01:00:50there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't going to embarrass
01:00:52me in the process.
01:00:53Hey,
01:00:54we're throwing
01:00:55a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They're on the land fair.
01:00:58You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually,
01:01:02I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06This whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:10God's going to love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:13See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to bed.
01:01:17Newsflash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:19You could have been,
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:21That's not true.
01:01:21Actually,
01:01:22I have to go plan
01:01:23my outfit for tonight.
01:01:24My very sexy,
01:01:25very booby outfit.
01:01:30Sophie,
01:01:30I'm not going to let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:32just because of me,
01:01:32all right?
01:01:33If I'm going to this
01:01:33fucking frat party
01:01:34at 36 years old,
01:01:35I will.
01:01:39What could you have
01:01:40possibly been in that?
01:01:42Oh,
01:01:42that was
01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah,
01:01:45I think I still
01:01:45have the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew,
01:01:47that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:49I just found
01:01:51the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly,
01:01:55not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being
01:01:57old-ass Luke
01:01:58stuck at the stupid hospital
01:02:00and he gets a text
01:02:00from you in this.
01:02:02If he hasn't jumped
01:02:03off a bridge,
01:02:03he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic is it
01:02:06that I'm playing mind games
01:02:07with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with?
01:02:09Hey,
01:02:10whatever helps you
01:02:11get over him,
01:02:11okay?
01:02:12Red push-up bra?
01:02:17Pink.
01:02:18Red.
01:02:18Get in.
01:02:32Get Sophie safe.
01:02:33Get out.
01:02:35Sophie's the only person
01:02:36I'm doing this for.
01:02:38Sick costume, bro.
01:02:41Right.
01:02:42Got to have at least
01:02:46three chicks
01:02:47with you to get in,
01:02:48man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:51Rules.
01:03:00Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:06Where is she?
01:03:06Stop being shy.
01:03:10You look hot.
01:03:14See?
01:03:17Wait,
01:03:17hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:23Because I'm
01:03:25taking a 0.5
01:03:27and sending it to Luke.
01:03:31No.
01:03:32Yes!
01:03:36I got a hat.
01:03:40I have to get to her.
01:03:41Where is she?
01:03:51I need to be so drunk
01:03:53to predict what you just did.
01:03:54He opened it
01:03:55immediately.
01:03:56He's so lit.
01:03:58Welcome to the party.
01:04:02I need to be so drunk
01:04:04to predict what you just did.
01:04:05He opened it
01:04:06immediately.
01:04:07He's so lit.
01:04:09Welcome to the party.
01:04:14See what happens now!
01:04:19Hell yeah!
01:04:20What?
01:04:21Looks a little something like this.
01:04:22Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:24Ay, ay.
01:04:25This is what you call...
01:04:26It's just not the same
01:04:34when it's not him.
01:04:35So be!
01:04:36So be!
01:04:37So be!
01:04:37So be!
01:04:38So be!
01:04:40So be!
01:04:41So be!
01:04:42So be!
01:04:43So be!
01:04:44So be!
01:04:51Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:57Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:02Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:04Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:28Coming, my friend here is just leaving.
01:05:30Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:33Don't want to be right here!
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:49I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:04Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09What was the rule?
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:12Can we talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:30You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:36How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59Okay.
01:06:59I can't tell.
01:07:03Like 2030.
01:07:12How about a Tacอ?
01:07:13How about a Tac Pop?
01:07:13How about a Tac danced?
01:07:15I don't think a tournament is aANT.
01:07:16Let's go in.
01:07:20How about a Tac?
01:07:21what time's up what were you just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
01:07:39luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you had the chance
01:07:51so how was it luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spin again
01:08:08me me so have you come on him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:27okay i've never kissed anyone before what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you
01:08:45that i'm you can relax i wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone
01:08:53says you're freaky sex goddess derek says that you put your legs behind your head i don't even know
01:08:59derek i'm sorry noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight i'm so screwed
01:09:08everyone in the frat knows that i'm a virgin and i'm the only one they're gonna kill me
01:09:13no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait
01:09:19i'll help you how
01:09:23it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:09:34they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:40you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care
01:09:46nope i'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them i
01:09:48fuck you upside down for all i care just as long as luke overhears
01:09:52i owe you
01:09:57noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah
01:10:12all right that's enough
01:10:16selfie if you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:20oh you really want to piss him off he deserves it
01:10:33what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him well
01:10:54first time's up his pants and then i saw his cock
01:11:07liar
01:11:08you don't you know you don't know that you know you belong to me
01:11:16you don't know
01:11:29So I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:32No one should try
01:11:33With you
01:11:34Really got time to fight
01:11:37Yo!
01:11:38Why you trippin' baby you know
01:11:40Get out!
01:11:41I did like you know it's so but you ain't psychic
01:11:44I told you I ain't goin' down but you ain't like it
01:11:47I told you I ain't goin' down but you ain't like it
01:11:49I told you I ain't goin' down but you ain't like it
01:11:51I need this off
01:11:52I don't want to
01:11:54Me too
01:11:57What?
01:12:13Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:15No
01:12:16No I'm not changing my mind
01:12:18I'm just caking myself
01:12:20I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:24You fucking idiot
01:12:26You are
01:12:28You are
01:12:29You out this world
01:12:39Ain't some space for me
01:12:42I'm out here girl
01:12:45I'm back up in this tree
01:12:49Yes you better take that
01:12:51Someone better be dying
01:12:53What's it code blue?
01:12:55They are
01:12:57I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:13:01I've been burned too many times
01:13:07Are we ever gonna do this look?
01:13:09Sophie I promised you the last thing I wanted to see
01:13:15I promise we're gonna do this
01:13:17We are
01:13:19But not in some shitty frat house
01:13:23You deserve better than that
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:27You have a passport right?
01:13:30You have a passport right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:36Check
01:13:37A bikini
01:13:38Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me
01:13:42Crap he's here
01:13:44Bitch you won't believe this
01:13:48Oh my god
01:13:50No way
01:13:55This man's insane
01:13:57He's actually psycho
01:13:59On the other hand
01:14:01Crazy makes for good sex
01:14:03Good luck soldier
01:14:08Don't you have like any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:13It's finally happening
01:14:15You look incredible
01:14:41Huh?
01:14:42You said airport fit
01:14:43I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:52This is so psychotic
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times
01:15:02Are we flying domestic or internationally today sir?
01:15:05International
01:15:13Look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:20I'm sorry I just didn't wanna run the surprise
01:15:23You ready?
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:34It's a hint
01:15:35It's a hint
01:15:36Go look at the view
01:15:37You'll know where we are
01:15:46Are you crazy?
01:15:47You took me to Paris?
01:15:48You took me to Paris?
01:15:57Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:15:59I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:16:01And then a reservation at a five star restaurant
01:16:03Luke
01:16:05See you at night
01:16:12You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:18I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:20Yeah, I think that's a good idea
01:16:22I think that's a good idea.
01:16:39It's finally happening.
01:16:52I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:07You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:11Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:25She's all yours?
01:17:27Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:33We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:46I'm sorry?
01:17:49Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:00I'm so sorry.
01:18:03I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100.
01:18:13He'd probably hate me.
01:18:14As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:21Graduation's in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:33Sophie, I'm all in.
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