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Sophie's quest for a no-strings-attached milestone takes a wild detour into ethically grey territory. Her savior, Luke, is kind, gorgeous, and shockingly, her new campus gynecologist. Now, every clinical consultation is charged with a tension that has nothing to do with medicine. Sophie knows she should run, but she's too fascinated by the man who saw her at her most vulnerable and chose to protect her. In the complicated anatomy of modern dating, is there a textbook answer for when to follow your heart instead of the rulebook?
#Female #Romance #Sweet Romance #Modern #Charming #Coming-of-Age #Forbidden Love #Opposites Attract #First Love #USA #Hospital #Campus #Contemporary #Doctor/Surgeon #Billionaire #Hot Daddy/DILF #Server #Student #Age Gap #Morals & Ethics #Campus Lovers #Hooking-up #Sneaky Office Romance
Notice: All videos by FilmBox Channel are officially authorized.
Sophie's quest for a no-strings-attached milestone takes a wild detour into ethically grey territory. Her savior, Luke, is kind, gorgeous, and shockingly, her new campus gynecologist. Now, every clinical consultation is charged with a tension that has nothing to do with medicine. Sophie knows she should run, but she's too fascinated by the man who saw her at her most vulnerable and chose to protect her. In the complicated anatomy of modern dating, is there a textbook answer for when to follow your heart instead of the rulebook?
#Female #Romance #Sweet Romance #Modern #Charming #Coming-of-Age #Forbidden Love #Opposites Attract #First Love #USA #Hospital #Campus #Contemporary #Doctor/Surgeon #Billionaire #Hot Daddy/DILF #Server #Student #Age Gap #Morals & Ethics #Campus Lovers #Hooking-up #Sneaky Office Romance
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00:00:00Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini wax. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:19before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:25about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick, okay? Oh, fuck.
00:00:32It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially not
00:00:42Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double shot
00:00:48of espresso and a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:52Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:58got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:03You want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:20Oh, my God. Mike, don't just laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right,
00:01:35all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, you'll see. You look great. My bad,
00:01:41my bad, my bad. Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time. Let me remake your
00:01:54coffee. Right, guy. See, it's my girl, my face to wipe. Thanks, but no thanks. Oh, my God. Look
00:02:10at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut. As if someone
00:02:14as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute
00:02:21as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things, like making coffee or having sex.
00:02:30Gosh, no. Come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:41So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:51Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:58What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week,
00:03:03gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you sleep with, especially while you're on the
00:03:07medication. Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia! Oh, fuck you all! Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, my God.
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:22I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:25He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:30Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:37All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:43So, go ahead and put this on. Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He? A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam. This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time.
00:04:44Right. My first time. Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:50Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:01So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Bad asshole.
00:05:07Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:17I will use a condom.
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:26Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready. Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:39but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:45Uh, let's get started with the breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam? Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:05:59Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My hand's cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:26There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:06:50but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right? You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:03All right. I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're gonna swab on your cervix. I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:18Oh, s***.
00:07:22So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:29No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:40Oh, duh. Now he thinks, you think he's a creep. Amazing.
00:07:45Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs. All right?
00:07:52Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:54His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:10All right.
00:08:12He's so noticed. Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good. No hard memoralities. All right?
00:08:20Be right back.
00:08:27Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:32I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:36All right, so here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:08:59Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:07Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:14Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:16You got a finger by the hot dog too?
00:09:19He buys coffee from you?
00:09:21The Luke?
00:09:22Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:25So is he, like, good with his fingers or...
00:09:27Shut up, Beverly.
00:09:29Shut up, Beverly.
00:09:30Shit.
00:09:31He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:37Okay?
00:09:38Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:39Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Come on.
00:09:42Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:09:55I don't care.
00:09:59Yo, you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:04You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:12She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:13I'm calling it.
00:10:14Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:18I just can't prove it.
00:10:20You will soon.
00:10:23You're gonna film her?
00:10:24Dude, yo.
00:10:25Dude, you're sick.
00:10:30What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:33A little bit of this.
00:10:35And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:39Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:41Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:46Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:48You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:52Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:10:58Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:59What the fuck?
00:11:00Where's your fucking friend, Luke?
00:11:01Before I called cops.
00:11:04K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kailey Avenue, apartment two.
00:11:07I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:25Nervous?
00:11:36Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:44Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46I'm a little nervous.
00:11:47Hey, don't be.
00:11:50You know how many cherries I popped?
00:11:56Wait.
00:11:56What?
00:11:57I'm sorry.
00:11:59I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:01We're gonna have to wait.
00:12:02I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:03I can't do this.
00:12:07Are you kidding me?
00:12:08I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:11Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:13I'm not.
00:12:14I'm going home.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:21There it is.
00:12:24The hell you are.
00:12:26Not until I get something.
00:12:29No, no.
00:12:34Stop, Mike.
00:12:35Stop.
00:12:36Mike.
00:12:43Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:49Dr. Miller.
00:12:51Hey, Sophie.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:53Hey, Stanley.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:56Hey, Sophie.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:59Hey.
00:12:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:01Did you take something?
00:13:02What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:03Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:08Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:09Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:14If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:15I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:21Says who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:26I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:27My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:31That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34Dead.
00:13:35You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:40No, no, no.
00:13:41And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:43No, no, no.
00:13:44Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:45It was just a joke.
00:13:46Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:53Hey, come on.
00:13:53She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:07Either way, it's not good.
00:14:08You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:30Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:43How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:49Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:03I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:13Wow.
00:15:20I'm an idiot.
00:15:22No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm
00:15:31orgasming during the exam. And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:43I'm sorry, Soph.
00:15:52Soph, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:02You can have it.
00:16:03Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:12Are you hard right now?
00:16:16Buy lingerie.
00:16:25Check.
00:16:25Bikini wax.
00:16:26Check.
00:16:26Get boyfriend.
00:16:27Check.
00:16:28Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:16:35Stop thinking about Dick.
00:16:36I'm not thinking about Dick, okay?
00:16:38I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:16:44Oh, fuck, it's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:16:57Did he hear?
00:16:58Okay, don't think about Dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably
00:17:11really big dick.
00:17:11Morning, Dick.
00:17:14Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:17:18You're perfect, thank you.
00:17:19Right?
00:17:20Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:17:22Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming, I would have got ready.
00:17:26Oh, don't worry, he's just here for a coffee.
00:17:28No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:17:30Want coffee?
00:17:46Right, right, sorry.
00:17:57Oh my god, Mikey, don't laugh.
00:18:00We're so mean, go help your girlfriend.
00:18:02All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry.
00:18:04No, baby, you look great.
00:18:07My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:18:15Come here, don't worry about that, I do it all the time.
00:18:20Let me remake your coffee.
00:18:22Right, guy.
00:18:29See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:18:32Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:18:35Oh my god, look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:18:39She's such a slut.
00:18:41As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:44Watch this.
00:18:45Oh, Mikey, where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:18:49Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things,
00:18:52like making coffee or having sex.
00:18:56Oh my god, are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:19:08So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:19:14Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:19:16I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:19:22Brooke, is it?
00:19:23Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:19:25What?
00:19:26I literally don't even know you.
00:19:27Don't be embarrassed.
00:19:28Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
00:19:32You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:19:33especially while you're on the medication.
00:19:35Oh my god, what?
00:19:39It was just chlamydia!
00:19:41Oh, fuck you all!
00:19:43Sounds like she already did.
00:19:46Yeah, yeah.
00:20:02I'm really, really sorry.
00:20:04I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:20:06He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:20:08What does that mean?
00:20:12Shit, my appointment.
00:20:13I gotta go.
00:20:13Sorry.
00:20:16All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor
00:20:22administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:20:24So go ahead and put this on.
00:20:26Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:20:28He?
00:20:34A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:20:38This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:20:40Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:20:48It's Luke.
00:20:49Luke is a gynecologist.
00:20:51My gynecologist?
00:20:52Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time.
00:21:10Right, my first time.
00:21:13Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:21:16Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:21:18Nice to meet me?
00:21:19Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:21:21Grind me.
00:21:22I mean, the coffee shop.
00:21:24Grind me.
00:21:26Oh no, he remembers me.
00:21:29So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:21:33Yes.
00:21:34That asshole.
00:21:35I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:21:41of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:21:43I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:21:46I will use a condom.
00:21:49I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:21:51He's not good for you.
00:21:52Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
00:21:54Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:21:56Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:21:58I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:22:01I'm ready.
00:22:02I think I'm ready.
00:22:03Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's
00:22:07ever really liked me, so.
00:22:08You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:22:14Let's get started with the breast exam.
00:22:18Breast exam?
00:22:20Breast exam?
00:22:21If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:22:23No, I like it.
00:22:24It's fine.
00:22:30It's probably easier if you lay back.
00:22:33It's okay.
00:22:40It's okay.
00:22:40It's okay.
00:22:41Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:22:43Stop it.
00:22:44Stop.
00:22:46My head's cold.
00:22:46No, they're perfect.
00:22:49Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:22:51There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:22:54There are no abnormalities.
00:23:01Thank you, Luke.
00:23:03Dr. Miller.
00:23:05That wasn't so bad.
00:23:06Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir it for me?
00:23:08Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:21So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:23:24All right?
00:23:25You're doing good.
00:23:26I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:23:37All right.
00:23:39I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:23:43I'm going to swab on your cervix.
00:23:45I need you to relax for me.
00:23:46So, do you like younger women?
00:23:54I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:23:57No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:24:04So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:24:08Oh, duh.
00:24:09Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:24:11Amazing.
00:24:13Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:24:17All right?
00:24:20Relax for me.
00:24:20You're doing good.
00:24:22His finger's literally inside of me.
00:24:24Oh, my gosh.
00:24:32I think I just had an orgasm.
00:24:35Did he?
00:24:38All right.
00:24:38He's so noticed.
00:24:41Oh, my God.
00:24:42Everything looks good.
00:24:44No abnormalities.
00:24:45All right?
00:24:47Be right back.
00:24:55Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:24:57I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:07So, here's your break.
00:25:13Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:25:19She's my patient.
00:25:19Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:25:30You are so graphic.
00:25:34Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:25:38You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:25:42Luke.
00:25:43Are you serious?
00:25:45You got a finger by the hot dog too.
00:25:46He buys coffee from you.
00:25:48The Luke.
00:25:50Sophie, you're a freak.
00:25:52So, is he like good with his fingers or?
00:25:57Shut up, Everly.
00:25:57Shit.
00:25:58He's so sexy.
00:26:00Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:26:03Don't worry.
00:26:04Okay?
00:26:05Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:26:06Okay, Soph?
00:26:09Come on.
00:26:10Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:26:11Mike.
00:26:14I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:26:21Why do I even care?
00:26:27Yo, you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:26:30Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:26:36You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:26:38You're dating a nun.
00:26:39She's never going to let you smash.
00:26:41I'm calling it.
00:26:42Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:26:46I just can't prove it.
00:26:48You will soon.
00:26:51They're going to film her?
00:26:51Yo.
00:26:56Dude, you're sick.
00:26:57What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:27:00A little bit of this.
00:27:01And she's going to go feral.
00:27:07Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:27:09Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:27:13Don't get involved, Luke.
00:27:15You're just your customer and doctor.
00:27:20Hey, you need to pay.
00:27:21Fuck!
00:27:25Fuck, my eyes!
00:27:26What the fuck?
00:27:27Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:27:32K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:27:34I need to get to Sophie.
00:27:43The lady.
00:27:51Nervous?
00:28:04Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:28:12Nervous?
00:28:13I'm a little nervous.
00:28:16Don't be.
00:28:17You don't make cherries I pop.
00:28:21Wait.
00:28:24What?
00:28:26I'm sorry.
00:28:27I forgot to start my birth control.
00:28:28We're going to have to wait.
00:28:29I'm sorry, Mike.
00:28:30I can't do this.
00:28:34Are you kidding me?
00:28:36I'm sorry.
00:28:36You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:28:38Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:28:41I'm going home.
00:28:42There it is.
00:28:48There it is.
00:28:52The hell you are.
00:28:53Not until I get something.
00:28:57No, no.
00:29:01Stop, Mike.
00:29:02Stop.
00:29:04Mike.
00:29:11Who the fuck invited you?
00:29:12Dr. Miller.
00:29:18Hey, Sophie.
00:29:19Hey.
00:29:20Hey, Stephen.
00:29:23Hey.
00:29:24Hey, Sophie.
00:29:24Hey.
00:29:26Hey.
00:29:27Hey, can you hear me?
00:29:28Did you take something?
00:29:30What's up, Grandpa?
00:29:30I don't know who the fuck invited you.
00:29:35Listen up, dumbass.
00:29:36Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:29:39I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:29:41If you want her, you can have her.
00:29:42I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:29:45What?
00:29:45What's so funny?
00:29:46You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:29:48Says who?
00:29:49You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:53I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:29:54My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:29:58That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:30:02Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:30:04Wait.
00:30:05Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:06Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:07No, no, no.
00:30:08And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:30:10No, no, no.
00:30:11Please, can we talk about this?
00:30:12It was just a joke.
00:30:13Oh, you want to talk?
00:30:18Hey.
00:30:20Hey, come here.
00:30:24She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:30:39Either way, it's not good.
00:30:47You stole me from my date?
00:30:50What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:30:54I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:30:59Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:31:00I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:31:10How much did you have to drink?
00:31:13I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:31:17Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:31:21Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:31:22Tell me this.
00:31:23Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:31:30I was at the bar, all right?
00:31:32And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:31:44Wow.
00:31:47I'm an idiot.
00:31:48No, you're not an idiot.
00:31:53First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm
00:31:58orgasming during the exam.
00:32:00And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:32:05a complete asshole.
00:32:06I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:32:13Sorry, Soph.
00:32:19Soph, you want my virginity week?
00:32:21You can have it.
00:32:38Someone clearly wants me.
00:32:40Are you hard right now?
00:32:51You can have it.
00:33:04You can have it.
00:33:06You can have it.
00:33:08You can have it.
00:33:10You can have it.
00:33:12Buy lingerie.
00:33:13Check.
00:33:15Bikini wax.
00:33:15Check.
00:33:16Get boyfriend.
00:33:17Check.
00:33:17Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:33:22Stop thinking about dick.
00:33:24I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:33:25I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:33:31Oh, fuck.
00:33:31It's Luke.
00:33:32My favorite customer.
00:33:34Did he hear?
00:33:34Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably
00:33:43really big dick.
00:33:44Morning, dick.
00:33:47Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:33:51You're perfect.
00:33:52Right?
00:33:53Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:33:55Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming.
00:33:58I would have got ready.
00:33:59Oh, don't worry.
00:33:59He's just here for a coffee.
00:34:01No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:34:04My coffee?
00:34:18Right, right, sorry.
00:34:29Oh my god!
00:34:30Mikey, don't laugh.
00:34:32We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:34:34All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry.
00:34:36No, babe, you must be licorain.
00:34:40My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:34:48Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:34:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:34:54Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe.
00:35:04Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:35:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:35:11She's such a slut. As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:35:15Yeah. Watch this.
00:35:17Oh, Mikey! Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:35:21Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:35:24Like making coffee.
00:35:26Or having sex.
00:35:29I know. Come on.
00:35:31Oh, my God!
00:35:33Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:35:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:35:46Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:35:48I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:35:51Brooke, is it?
00:35:54Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:35:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:35:59Don't be embarrassed.
00:36:00Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
00:36:03You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:36:05especially while you're on the medication.
00:36:07Oh, my God.
00:36:08What?
00:36:09It was just chlamydia!
00:36:12Oh, fuck you all!
00:36:14Sounds like she already did.
00:36:16Oh, yeah.
00:36:17I'm really, really sorry.
00:36:19I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:36:22He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:36:23What does that mean?
00:36:24Shit, my appointment.
00:36:25I gotta go.
00:36:26Sorry.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:28We'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:36:33So go ahead and put this on.
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:35He'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:36:36He?
00:36:37boyfriend. He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean? Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:36:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor
00:36:54administers a routine pelvic exam. So go ahead and put this on.
00:36:59Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie. He?
00:37:01A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam. This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:37:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:37:21It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist?
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time.
00:37:44Right, my first time. Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:37:48Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller. Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:37:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:37:57Oh no, he remembers me.
00:38:01So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:38:05Yes.
00:38:06That asshole.
00:38:07Yes.
00:38:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted
00:38:14pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:38:17I will use a condom.
00:38:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:38:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
00:38:26Nurse, can you grab me a dyspeculum, please?
00:38:27Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:38:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:38:33I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:38:36Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:38:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:38:45Uh, let's get started with the breast exam.
00:38:50Breast exam? Breast exam?
00:38:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:38:56No, it's, I like it. It's fine.
00:39:03Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:39:08It's okay.
00:39:12It's okay.
00:39:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:39:18My hands are cold.
00:39:19No, they're perfect.
00:39:21Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:39:28There are no abnormalities.
00:39:34Thank you, Luke. Dr. Miller. That wasn't so bad.
00:39:38Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up in the store for me?
00:39:43Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:39:53So, I need you to relax for a minute.
00:39:57All right? You're doing good.
00:39:58I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:40:10All right. I'm gonna be inserting a speculum. You're gonna swab on your cervix. I need you to relax for me.
00:40:18So, do you like younger women?
00:40:24I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:40:29No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:40:36And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:40:40Oh, duh. Now he thinks, you think he's a creep. Amazing.
00:40:45Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs. All right?
00:40:52Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:40:54His finger's literally inside of me. Oh my gosh.
00:40:57I think I just had an orgasm. Did he?
00:41:10All right.
00:41:12He's so noticed. Oh my god.
00:41:14Everything looks good. No hard memoralities. All right? I'll be right back.
00:41:27Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:41:32I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:41:39All right. So, here's your break.
00:41:46Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:41:51She's my patient.
00:41:57Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:42:03You are so graphic.
00:42:06Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay?
00:42:10You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:42:14Luke.
00:42:15Are you serious?
00:42:17You got a finger by the eye to talk to.
00:42:19He buys coffee from you.
00:42:20The Luke.
00:42:22Sophie, you're a freak.
00:42:24So, is he like good with his fingers or?
00:42:29Shut up, Everly.
00:42:30Shit.
00:42:31He's so sexy.
00:42:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:42:35Don't worry.
00:42:37Okay?
00:42:38Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:42:39Okay, Soph?
00:42:41Come on.
00:42:42Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:42:44Like...
00:42:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:42:54Why do I even care?
00:42:59Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:43:02Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:43:08You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:43:10You're dating a nun.
00:43:12She's never gonna let you smash.
00:43:13I'm calling it.
00:43:14Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:43:18I just can't prove it.
00:43:20You will soon.
00:43:21You're gonna film her?
00:43:24Yo.
00:43:28Dude, you're sick.
00:43:30What if she doesn't let you in?
00:43:32A little bit of this.
00:43:35And she's gonna go feral.
00:43:39Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:43:41Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:43:46Don't get involved, Luke.
00:43:47You're just your customer and doctor.
00:43:49Hey, you need to pay.
00:43:58Fuck!
00:43:58My eyes!
00:43:58What the fuck?
00:44:00Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
00:44:01Before I'm calling the cops.
00:44:05Kaylee Avenue, apartment two.
00:44:07I need to get to Sophie.
00:44:15The lady.
00:44:19Nervous?
00:44:36Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:44:44Nervous?
00:44:44I'm a little nervous.
00:44:48Don't be.
00:44:50You don't make cherries I popped.
00:44:56Wait.
00:44:57What?
00:44:58I'm sorry.
00:44:59I forgot to start my birth control.
00:45:01We're gonna have to wait.
00:45:01I'm sorry, Mike.
00:45:03I can't do this.
00:45:04Are you kidding me?
00:45:08I'm sorry.
00:45:08You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:45:11Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:45:13I'm going home.
00:45:20There it is.
00:45:21There it is.
00:45:24The hell you are.
00:45:26Not until I did something.
00:45:29No, no.
00:45:34Stop, Mike.
00:45:35Stop.
00:45:43Who the fuck invited you?
00:45:49Dr. Miller.
00:45:50Hey, Sophie.
00:45:51Hey.
00:45:52Please stay with me.
00:45:53Hey, hey, Sophie.
00:45:57Hey.
00:45:59Hey.
00:45:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:46:00Did you take something?
00:46:02What's up, Grandpa?
00:46:03Who the fuck invited you?
00:46:07Listen up, dumbass.
00:46:09Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:46:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:46:13If you want her, you can have her.
00:46:15I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:46:17What?
00:46:18What's so funny?
00:46:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:46:20Says who?
00:46:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:46:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:46:31That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:46:34Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:46:37Wait.
00:46:38Wait, wait, wait.
00:46:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:46:39No, no, no.
00:46:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:46:42No, no, no.
00:46:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:46:45It was just a joke.
00:46:45Oh, you want to talk?
00:46:46Hey.
00:46:50Hey, come here.
00:47:09She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:47:11Either way, it's not good.
00:47:19You stole me from my date?
00:47:22I can see the right, you asshole.
00:47:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:47:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:47:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:47:41How much did you have to drink?
00:47:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:47:49Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:47:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:47:54Tell me this.
00:47:55Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:48:03I was at the bar.
00:48:05All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity
00:48:10and record it.
00:48:16Wow.
00:48:19I'm an idiot.
00:48:22No, you're not an idiot.
00:48:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:48:33And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:48:39I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:48:45Sorry, Soph.
00:48:52Soph, you want my virginity week?
00:48:53You can have it.
00:49:10Someone clearly wants me.
00:49:12Are you hard right now?
00:49:23Buy lingerie.
00:49:29Check.
00:49:30Bikini wax.
00:49:30Check.
00:49:31Get boyfriend.
00:49:31Check.
00:49:32Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:49:55Stop thinking about dick.
00:49:56I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:49:58I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:50:04Oh, fuck.
00:50:05It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:50:07Did he hear?
00:50:13Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:50:17Morning, dick.
00:50:18Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:50:24You're perfect.
00:50:25Right?
00:50:26Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:50:28Mike, I'm sorry.
00:50:30I didn't know you were coming.
00:50:31I would have got ready.
00:50:32Oh, don't worry.
00:50:33He's just here for a coffee.
00:50:34No.
00:50:34I'm here to see my girl.
00:50:36I'm here to see my girl.
00:50:48My coffee?
00:50:51Right, right, sorry.
00:51:02Oh, my God.
00:51:04Mikey, don't laugh.
00:51:05We're so mean.
00:51:06Go help your girlfriend.
00:51:07All right, all right, all right.
00:51:08I'm sorry.
00:51:09No, babe, you're supposed to be Luke's great.
00:51:13Not bad, not bad, not bad.
00:51:14Oh, my God.
00:51:18Hey, man, don't worry about that.
00:51:23I do it all the time.
00:51:26Let me remake your coffee.
00:51:34Right, guy.
00:51:35See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:51:38Thanks, but no thanks.
00:51:41Oh, my God.
00:51:42Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:51:45She's such a slut.
00:51:46As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:49Watch this.
00:51:50Oh, Mikey.
00:51:52Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:51:55Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:51:58Like making coffee.
00:52:00Or having sex.
00:52:03Tosh, no, come on.
00:52:05Oh, my God.
00:52:07Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:52:09Yes.
00:52:14So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:52:19Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:52:21I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:52:27Brooke, is it?
00:52:28Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:52:31What?
00:52:31I literally don't even know you.
00:52:33Don't be embarrassed.
00:52:34Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:52:37You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:52:39especially while you're on the medication.
00:52:41Oh, my God.
00:52:42What?
00:52:44It was just chlamydia!
00:52:46Oh, fuck you all!
00:52:48Sounds like she already did.
00:52:50Oh, boy.
00:53:07I'm really, really sorry.
00:53:10I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:53:12He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:53:13What does that mean?
00:53:17Shit, my appointment.
00:53:18I gotta go.
00:53:19Sorry.
00:53:24All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:53:26after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:53:29So go ahead and put this on.
00:53:32Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:53:34He?
00:53:34A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:53:44This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:53:48Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:53:53It's Luke.
00:53:55Luke is a gynecologist.
00:53:57My gynecologist.
00:53:58My gynecologist.
00:54:04Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentle
00:54:16as it's your first time.
00:54:17Right.
00:54:18My first time.
00:54:19Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:54:21Yes.
00:54:22Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:54:23Nice to meet me?
00:54:25Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:54:26Grind me.
00:54:27I mean, the coffee shop.
00:54:30Grind me.
00:54:32Oh, no.
00:54:33He remembers me.
00:54:34So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:54:38Yes.
00:54:39That asshole.
00:54:41Yes.
00:54:43I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:54:45if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:54:48I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:54:50I will use a condom.
00:54:54I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:54:56He's not good for you.
00:54:58Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:54:59Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:55:01Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:55:03I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:55:06I'm ready.
00:55:07I think I'm ready.
00:55:09Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:55:12but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:55:14You know what?
00:55:14I'm sorry that I overstepped boundaries there.
00:55:18All right, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:55:23Breast exam?
00:55:25Breast exam?
00:55:26If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:55:29No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:55:36It's probably easier to lay back.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:45It's okay.
00:55:46Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:55:49Stop it. Stop.
00:55:51My hands are cold.
00:55:52No, they're perfect.
00:55:54Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:55:57There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:56:01There are no abnormalities.
00:56:06Thank you, Luke.
00:56:08Dr. Miller.
00:56:10That wasn't so bad.
00:56:11Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:14Okay.
00:56:16I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:56:26So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:56:30All right?
00:56:30You're doing good.
00:56:31I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:44I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:56:49You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:56:50I need you to relax for me.
00:56:51So, do you like younger women?
00:56:59I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:57:02No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:57:09And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:57:13Oh.
00:57:14Duh.
00:57:15Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:57:17Amazing.
00:57:18Last thing.
00:57:19I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:57:23All right?
00:57:23Relax for me.
00:57:26You're doing good.
00:57:27His finger's literally inside of me.
00:57:30Oh, my gosh.
00:57:37I think I just had an orgasm.
00:57:40Did he?
00:57:43All right.
00:57:45He's so noticed.
00:57:47Oh, my God.
00:57:48Everything looks good.
00:57:49No hard memoralities.
00:57:51All right?
00:57:51I'll be right back.
00:58:00Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:58:05I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:58:12All right, so here's your break.
00:58:19Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:58:21She's my patient.
00:58:32Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:58:36You are so graphic.
00:58:39Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:58:44You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:58:47Luke.
00:58:48Are you serious?
00:58:49You're going to have a finger by the hot dog to buy coffee from you?
00:58:53The Luke?
00:58:55Sophie, you're a freak.
00:58:58So is he, like, good with his fingers or...
00:59:02Shut up, everybody.
00:59:03Shit.
00:59:04He's so sexy.
00:59:06Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:59:08Okay, bye.
00:59:08Don't worry.
00:59:10Okay?
00:59:10Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:59:13Yes.
00:59:14Come on.
00:59:15Let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:59:22I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:59:27Why do I even care?
00:59:28Yo, you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:59:35Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:59:41You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:59:43You're dating a nun.
00:59:45She's never going to let you smash.
00:59:46I'm calling it.
00:59:47Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:59:51I just can't prove it.
00:59:53You will soon.
00:59:56You're going to film her?
00:59:58Yo.
01:00:01Dude, you're sick.
01:00:03What if she doesn't let you hit?
01:00:05A little bit of this.
01:00:08And she's going to go feral.
01:00:12Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
01:00:14Just keep the cameras rolling.
01:00:19Don't get involved, Luke.
01:00:20You're just your customer and doctor.
01:00:25Hey.
01:00:26You need to pay.
01:00:28Fuck!
01:00:31My eyes!
01:00:32What the fuck?
01:00:33Where's your fucking friend live?
01:00:34Before I called the cops.
01:00:37K-K-K-Kailey Avenue, apartment two.
01:00:40I need to get to Sophie.
01:00:41The lady.
01:00:49The lady.
01:00:49The lady.
01:01:06Nervous?
01:01:07Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
01:01:13Nervous?
01:01:14I'm a little nervous.
01:01:18I'm a little nervous.
01:01:20Hey, don't be.
01:01:21You know how many cherries I popped?
01:01:23You know how many cherries I popped.
01:01:29Wait.
01:01:30What?
01:01:32I'm sorry.
01:01:32I forgot to start my birth control.
01:01:34We're going to have to wait.
01:01:34I'm sorry, Mike.
01:01:36I can't do this.
01:01:39Are you kidding me?
01:01:40I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
01:01:44Mike, why would you say something like that?
01:01:46I'm going home.
01:01:53There it is.
01:01:54There it is.
01:01:55What the hell you are.
01:01:59Not until I get something.
01:02:02No.
01:02:03No.
01:02:06Stop, Mike.
01:02:08Stop.
01:02:09Mike.
01:02:16Who the fuck invited you?
01:02:21Dr. Miller.
01:02:23Hey, Sophie.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:25Hey, stay with me.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Hey, Sophie.
01:02:30Hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:32Hey, can you hear me?
01:02:33Did you take something?
01:02:35What's up, Grandpa?
01:02:36Who the fuck invited you?
01:02:40Listen up, dumbass.
01:02:42Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
01:02:44I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
01:02:46If you want her, you can have her.
01:02:48I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
01:02:50What?
01:02:51What's so funny?
01:02:51You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
01:02:53Says who?
01:02:54You ever study in Miller Hall?
01:02:56Yeah.
01:02:58I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
01:03:00My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
01:03:04That means I got the dean on speed dial.
01:03:07You just pissed your future away, brother.
01:03:09Wait.
01:03:10Wait.
01:03:11Wait.
01:03:11Wait.
01:03:11Wait.
01:03:12Wait.
01:03:12Wait.
01:03:12Wait.
01:03:12Wait.
01:03:12No, no, no.
01:03:13And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
01:03:16No, no, no.
01:03:16Please.
01:03:17Can we talk about this?
01:03:18It was just a joke.
01:03:19Oh, you want to talk?
01:03:19Hey.
01:03:20Hey.
01:03:20Hey, come on.
01:03:26She's either really wasting or drugged.
01:03:44Either way, it's not good.
01:03:52You stole me from my date?
01:03:54What gives you the right, you asshole?
01:04:01I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
01:04:04Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
01:04:06I don't have a daddy fetish.
01:04:15How much did you have to drink?
01:04:18I can drink however much I want
01:04:20and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
01:04:22just because you shoved a speculum up me
01:04:24doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:04:26Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:04:27Tell me this.
01:04:28Why did you prescribe me birth control
01:04:30if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:04:36I was at the bar.
01:04:38All right, and I saw your boyfriend
01:04:39placing a $1,500 bet
01:04:41that he could take your virginity
01:04:43and record it.
01:04:46Wow.
01:04:50I'm an idiot.
01:04:53No, you're not an idiot.
01:04:56First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
01:05:02to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
01:05:05And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
01:05:09I was going to lose my virginity
01:05:11to a complete asshole.
01:05:13I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
01:05:18Sorry, Soph.
01:05:24Soph, you want my virginity, Luke?
01:05:34You can have it.
01:05:36Someone clearly wants me.
01:05:45Are you hard right now?
01:06:06Buy lingerie, check.
01:06:20Bikini wax, check.
01:06:21Get boyfriend, check.
01:06:23Just one thing left to do
01:06:24before I lose my virginity
01:06:25at the glorious age of 21.
01:06:28Stop thinking about dick.
01:06:29I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
01:06:31I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
01:06:33to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
01:06:35Oh, fuck.
01:06:37It's Luke, my favorite customer.
01:06:39Did he hear?
01:06:45Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick,
01:06:47especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
01:06:50Morning, Dick.
01:06:52Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe
01:06:54with non-fat milk, right?
01:06:56You're perfect.
01:06:57Right?
01:06:58Isn't Sophie just perfect?
01:07:00Mike, I'm sorry.
01:07:02I didn't know you were coming.
01:07:03I would have got ready.
01:07:04Oh, don't worry.
01:07:05He's just here for a coffee.
01:07:06No.
01:07:07I'm here to see my girl.
01:07:20Want coffee?
01:07:23Right, right, sorry.
01:07:25Oh, my God.
01:07:36Mikey, don't laugh.
01:07:38We're so mean.
01:07:39Go help your girlfriend.
01:07:40All right, all right, all right.
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:07:42No favors for you.
01:07:43You look great.
01:07:45Not bad, not bad, not bad.
01:07:46Come here, don't worry about that.
01:07:55I do it all the time.
01:07:58Let me remake your coffee.
01:08:06Right, guy.
01:08:07See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
01:08:10Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
01:08:13Oh, my God.
01:08:14Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
01:08:17She's such a slut.
01:08:18As if someone as hot as him would want her.
01:08:21Yeah.
01:08:22Watch this.
01:08:23Oh, Mikey.
01:08:24Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
01:08:27Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things,
01:08:30like making coffee or having sex.
01:08:34Tosh, no, come on.
01:08:37Oh, my God.
01:08:39Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
01:08:46So, uh, you're a virgin?
01:08:51Oh, be careful, Mikey.
01:08:53I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
01:08:59Brooke, is it?
01:09:01Yeah, you forgot you'd come into your medication at the clinic.
01:09:03What?
01:09:03I literally don't even know you.
01:09:05Don't be embarrassed.
01:09:06Look, it's just,
01:09:07chlamydia this week,
01:09:08gonorrhea last month.
01:09:10You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
01:09:11especially while you're on the medication.
01:09:13Oh, my God.
01:09:14What?
01:09:16It was just chlamydia!
01:09:19Oh, fuck you all!
01:09:20Sounds like she already did.
01:09:22Oh, boy.
01:09:33I'm really, really sorry.
01:09:42I really don't like your boyfriend.
01:09:44He doesn't like my boyfriend?
01:09:46What does that mean?
01:09:49Shit, my appointment.
01:09:50I gotta go.
01:09:51Sorry.
01:09:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
01:10:00pelvic exam.
01:10:01So go ahead and put this on.
01:10:04Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
01:10:06He?
01:10:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
01:10:16This day could not get any more humiliating.
01:10:20Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
01:10:22It's Luke.
01:10:27Luke is a gynecologist.
01:10:29My gynecologist.
01:10:46Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor to any chance, but it's yours.
01:10:50Right, my first time.
01:10:51Miss Tisdale, is it?
01:10:53Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
01:10:56Nice to meet me?
01:10:57Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
01:10:58Grind me.
01:11:00I mean, the coffee shop.
01:11:02Grind me.
01:11:04Oh, no.
01:11:05He remembers me.
01:11:07So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
01:11:11Yes.
01:11:12That asshole.
01:11:14Yes.
01:11:15I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any
01:11:19kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
01:11:20I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
01:11:22I will use a condom.
01:11:27I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
01:11:28He's not good for you.
01:11:30Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
01:11:31Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
01:11:33Yes, Dr. Miller.
01:11:35I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
01:11:39I'm ready.
01:11:39I think I'm ready.
01:11:42Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's
01:11:45ever really liked me, so...
01:11:46You know what?
01:11:47I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
01:11:52Let's get started with a breast exam.
01:11:56Breast exam?
01:11:58Breast exam?
01:11:59If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
01:12:01No, it's...
01:12:02I like it.
01:12:02It's fine.
01:12:08Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
01:12:13It's okay.
01:12:17It's okay.
01:12:19Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
01:12:21Stop it.
01:12:22Stop.
01:12:23My head's cold.
01:12:24No, they're perfect.
01:12:25Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:29There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
01:12:34There are no abnormalities.
01:12:39Thank you, Luke.
01:12:41Dr. Miller.
01:12:42That wasn't so bad.
01:12:44Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
01:12:51Okay, yes.
01:12:52I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs.
01:12:55But not performing a pap smear.
01:12:59So, I need you to relax for a moment.
01:13:02Alright?
01:13:03You're doing good.
01:13:05I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
01:13:15Alright.
01:13:17I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
01:13:21You're gonna swab on your cervix.
01:13:22I need you to relax for a moment.
01:13:25So, do you like younger women?
01:13:31I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
01:13:35No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
01:13:41And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
01:13:45Oh.
01:13:46Duh.
01:13:47Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
01:13:49Amazing.
01:13:50Last thing.
01:13:52I'm gonna touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
01:13:55Alright?
01:13:57Relax for me.
01:13:58You're doing good.
01:13:59I think I just had an orgasm.
01:14:11Did he?
01:14:13Did he?
01:14:16Alright.
01:14:17He's so noticed.
01:14:19Oh my god.
01:14:20Everything looks good.
01:14:21No hard memoralities.
01:14:23Alright?
01:14:25Be right back.
01:14:25is that a freaking wet spot I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
01:14:40all right so here's your break
01:14:46should I bring it to her to the cafe
01:14:53she's my patient
01:14:57Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
01:15:10speaking of sperm I assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist
01:15:18was Luke are you serious you got a finger by the doctor who buys coffee from you the Luke
01:15:26Sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
01:15:32shut up everybody shit he's so sexy maybe I should schedule my peps from here
01:15:39don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so come on let's get you ready for your
01:15:48big night tonight
01:15:51I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
01:15:55why do I even care
01:16:00yo you ready to fork over a grant tonight
01:16:07is that Sophie's boyfriend
01:16:09you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash
01:16:18I'm calling it dude she's low-key a slut I just can't prove it you will soon
01:16:26dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
01:16:42yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
01:16:48don't get involved Luke you're just your customer and doctor
01:16:54hey you need to pay
01:16:59fuck my eyes what the fuck where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops
01:17:07Kaylee Avenue apartment 2
01:17:12I need to get to Sophie
01:17:13my lady
01:17:21nervous
01:17:39why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
01:17:46nervous
01:17:50I'm a little nervous
01:17:52don't be
01:17:54you know how many cherries I popped
01:17:56wait
01:18:01what
01:18:02I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
01:18:06we're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
01:18:07I can't do this
01:18:09are you kidding me I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
01:18:16Mike why would you say something like that I'm going home
01:18:20who the fuck invited you
01:18:50Dr. Miller.
01:18:55Hey, Sophie. Hey.
01:18:57Hey, Stephen.
01:19:00Hey. Hey, Sophie. Hey.
01:19:03Hey.
01:19:04Hey, can you hear me?
01:19:05Did you take something?
01:19:07What's up, Grandpa?
01:19:08Who the fuck invited-
01:19:13Listen up, dumbass.
01:19:14Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
01:19:17I go to an Ivy League asshole.
01:19:19If you want her, you can have her.
01:19:20I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
01:19:22What? What's so funny?
01:19:24You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
01:19:26Says who?
01:19:27You ever study at Miller Hall?
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:31I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
01:19:32My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
01:19:36That means I got the dean on speed dial.
01:19:40Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
01:19:42Wait.
01:19:43Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:44Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:45No, no, no.
01:19:46And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
01:19:48No, no, no.
01:19:49Please, can we talk about this?
01:19:50It was just a joke.
01:19:51Oh, you wanna talk?
01:19:56Hey.
01:19:58Hey, come on.
01:19:59She's either really wasted or drugged.
01:20:00Either way, it's not good.
01:20:09You stole me from my date?
01:20:10What gives you the right, you asshole?
01:20:11I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
01:20:24Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
01:20:25I don't have a daddy fetish.
01:20:26How much did you have to drink?
01:20:27How much did you have to drink?
01:20:28I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with?
01:20:29Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:20:30Don't call me.
01:20:31Don't call me.
01:20:32How much did you have to drink?
01:20:33I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
01:20:34Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:20:35Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:20:36Tell me this.
01:20:37Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:20:38I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
01:20:55Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do,
01:20:58Dr. Miller.
01:20:59Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:21:00Tell me this.
01:21:01Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:21:07I was at the bar.
01:21:09All right?
01:21:10And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record
01:21:18it.
01:21:19Wow.
01:21:21I'm an idiot.
01:21:26No, you're not an idiot.
01:21:29First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
01:21:38And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity
01:21:43to a complete asshole.
01:21:45I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
01:21:50Sorry, Soph.
01:21:57Soph, you want my virginity week?
01:22:07You can have it.
01:22:08Someone clearly wants me.
01:22:17Are you hard right now?
01:22:38I'm going to slow down.
01:22:39I'm going to slow down.
01:22:41I'm going to slow down.
01:22:43I want you to slow down and pull down.
01:22:45I'm sorry.
01:22:47I'll be late.
01:22:48So, you're not going to slow down.
01:22:50I'm on my way.
01:22:51It's slow down.
01:22:53I'm almost now.
01:22:56I'm on my way.
01:22:57I'm up.
01:22:59So, I'm starting to slow down.