TBATS: Vern Kaye, nalasing nang sobra at nagising sa hotel ng ex niya?!

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Aired (January 11, 2026): Ibinahagi ni Vern Kaye ang kanyang lasing experience at kung paano 'to nauwi sa hotel ng ex niya!  For more TBATS Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAKLLAvOILc8ZUeMEo4HfCq

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00:00The one who experienced a lot of people in a party and didn't know what to say when they were in the morning.

00:13Guilty or not? Guilty. Guilty.

00:18Two guilty.

00:20We're going to call it Burn.

00:22What is the province?

00:24Pagadian.

00:25Pagadian.

00:26It's the Pagadian city.

00:28Hello!

00:29That's right.

00:30Correct.

00:31What's the bar?

00:33It's like a beach party.

00:37Beach party?

00:38You don't know if you're in a beach party, you don't know.

00:41After?

00:42We drank a lot of it.

00:44When you wake up, we're in the hotel.

00:46When you wake up, I'm in the hotel.

00:49You're in the hotel?

00:51Hotel?

00:52Hotel.

00:53You're in the hotel?

00:55No.

00:56Hotel?

00:57You don't know if you're in the hotel.

00:58No, you're not in the hotel.

00:59Who's in the hotel?

01:00Ex.

01:01I'm in the hotel.

01:02Oh!

01:03Ex.

01:04Ex.

01:05Even if you're in the hotel.

01:06You don't know if you're in the hotel.

01:07You don't know if you're in the hotel.

01:08You don't know if you're in the hotel.

01:09Yes.

01:10That's awkward.

01:11Yes.

01:12Denise.

01:13Guilty.

01:14Guilty.

01:15What's that?

01:16In Baguio?

01:17I'm sure it's an ampersand.

01:18No.

01:19It's in the curfew.

01:20It's the new one.

01:21Ah, true.

01:22Curfew.

01:23I'm just a friend.

01:24I'm with my brother.

01:25Then, the bus.

01:27I don't know if I'm just a little bit.

01:29I'm just a little bit.

01:30I'm just a little bit.

01:31I'm just a little bit.

01:32You're just a little bit.

01:33I'm just a little bit.

01:34I'm just a little bit.

01:35I'm just a little bit.

01:36Water.

01:37Oh, of course.

01:38We need a sample.

01:40Cancel!

01:41Not guilty.

01:42Water!

01:43Sample.

01:44Let's just picture out.

01:47Okay.

01:48Let's promote Baguio to their tourism.

01:50Okay, nice!

01:51Come on.

01:52There!

01:53Music please!

01:54There it is!

01:55Denise, from Baguio city!

01:59That's what I'm saying!

02:01That's what I'm saying!

02:02I'm saying!

02:04That's what I'm saying!

02:06That's what I'm saying!

02:07That's what I'm saying!

02:08That's what I'm saying!

02:10You're in line, Tecla.

02:12Take that! Take that! Take that, take that!

02:16Okay, that's it!

02:21That's it, that's it!

02:22That's it!

02:23That's it!

02:24Wow!

02:29Great!

02:30That's so cute!

02:32And how?

02:33No, it's so beautiful to me.

02:38That's it, Jess.

02:40There's a lot of questions on Facebook.

02:42Do you drink it?

02:44Because you drink it all.

02:46I don't really drink it all.

02:48Ah, but you drink it all.

02:49But when I drink it all,

02:51I probably don't know.

02:53I know what I'm doing.

02:55Yes, right?

02:56That's when you drink it all.

02:57You just say it all.

03:01You enjoy it, you enjoy it.

03:02Oh, that's right.

03:03You never really drink it all.

03:05I drink it all, but I still drink it all.

03:08But even if I'm drunk,

03:10I still drink it all.

03:11I still drink it all.

03:12Ah, okay.

03:13But they say it all,

03:14they say they drink moderately, right?

03:16Oh, damn.

03:17I know it's good to drink it all.

03:18It's good to drink it all.

03:19Because they know it all

03:20when you drink it all.

03:22Right, friend?

03:24Let's ask another question.

03:25Okay, go.

03:26Hindi.

03:27Nagsusuot ng underwear kapag nasa bahay.

03:30Parang meron ako na lamang ganito kanina.

03:32Okay.

03:33Guilty or not guilty?

03:34Guilty or not guilty?

03:38Dalawa.

03:39Not guilty.

03:40Isa nagayin ako bawal ng palitan.

03:42Bawal.

03:43Ayan.

03:45Ikaw, una ng not guilty.

03:46Bakit?

03:47Ano kasi?

03:48Minsan kailangan mapreskohan nung ano.

03:50Okay.

03:51Bakit?

03:52Oo, totoo naman.

03:53Kailangan mapreskohan.

03:54Kasi minsan.

03:55Yung legs.

03:56Kasi diba?

03:57Pag naiis-is lagi yung kilikili ng damit,

03:59nagkakaroon ng discoloration.

04:00So, nangingitim.

04:01Ganon din sa ano.

04:02Ah, okay.

04:03We are learning.

04:04Lalo sa mga babae dyan.

04:05May advice tayo dyan.

04:06May kakaroon ng discoloration.

04:08Yung kilikili.

04:09Pero siyempre,

04:10hindi lang kilikili pinag-uusapan.

04:12Dito pati Chan.

04:13Tekla nagpa-panty.

04:16Naginiwala ba kayo?

04:18Tingin.

04:19Hindi.

04:20Ano nito, o?

04:21Paniwala ako.

04:22O, patingin Tekla.

04:23Sige, napakita mo naman sa kanila.

04:25Unfair mo.

04:26Naka-boxer ako.

04:27Ma-host tayo dito.

04:28Dapat maging ano tayo sa mga guest.

04:30Kasi ako ipapakita ko yung akin, o.

04:32Go, go.

04:33Oo, oo.

04:34Ano.

04:35Nakabrief ako.

04:36Ikaw nagpa-panty.

04:37Pakita mo na, friend.

04:38Nakakaya.

04:39Nakakaya.

04:40Ayun.

04:41Ayun.

04:42Yan.

04:43Panty.

04:44At para sa ating last statement.

04:46Okay.

04:47Okay, last statement.

04:48Sasagot lang kayo dito,

04:49pero hindi nyo na kailangan magpaliwanan.

04:51Okay.

04:52Tekla.

04:53Ito ang magbasa ng ating last statement.

04:55Okay.

04:56Mahilig...

04:57Mahilig sa malaki.

04:59Guilty or not guilty?

05:02Guilty.

05:03Not guilty, not guilty.

05:05Ay!

05:06Iba.

05:07Iba to si Vern.

05:08Bakit mahilig sa malaki?

05:10Hala ko ko walang tanong.

05:11Ay, sorry ko.

05:12Ay!

05:13Sorry, sorry, sorry.

05:16Dapat wala nang follow-up question, my friend.

05:19Sorry, sorry, sorry.

05:20Basta isang guilty, dalawang not guilty.

05:23Okay.

05:24At least parehas tayo.

05:26Dalawa ikaw, ano ka ba?

05:28Basta.

05:29Huwag malaki, mas talaga.

05:31Fair and fairness, ang dami natin natutunan.

05:33Maraming maraming salamat sa all the learnings.

05:36Denise, Jess, and Vern Salam.

05:38More tawa, more saya!

05:47More tawa, more saya!

05:49Woo!

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