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Is episode mein intense relationship, emotional attraction aur complicated love story ka start hota hai. Characters ke beech chemistry, misunderstandings aur passion story ko interesting bana dete hain.
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00:00hot tub champagne and ecstasy who is a boring married couple nail
00:12Chad I had such a huge crush on him in high school I'm talking like writing his
00:21name all over my binder kind of crush that flight was the last chance I was
00:27going to have to tell Brad how I felt mile-high club oh god
00:36and that's when things took a really ugly turn you son of a bitch
00:42it's like a lot 15 years of pent-up desire just oiled over
00:49what do you mean the bathroom you don't know me but trust me that was not me see you on the other
00:58side
01:07you son of a bitch I knew that you were behind this don't do it he may promise you the good
01:20life and the white picket fence but the next thing you know he runs away with his bloody secretary
01:25Jenny okay well you probably already knew this Dracula wasn't on my front lawn cradling a golden
01:32retriever but there's a really good reason why I said all that crazy crap
01:37it all started at a wine Wednesday about four years ago I remember because I was still a brunette
01:48so Andrew is good yeah busy but good Mandy's been my friend since elementary school and the uh
01:59still good and while I actually grew up Mandy she pretty much just got taller yeah it's fine oh
02:09oh she's that friend that you love even though they're the worst possible influence on you it's kind
02:19of paint my numbers these days predictable you know I love to be organized punctual pay bills on time
02:27wow you're making me want to kill myself Mandy doesn't like every Thursday we watch our shows we drink our
02:36tea lights out nine on the dot sex until 9 20 20 home minutes wow that's why I stay single
02:48that was not why she was still single I promise you that have you ever thought about sex while rolling
02:59rolling on what like on the ground rolling you know on x x oh my god it's like trying to explain this to my
03:13grandmother ecstasy you drink water you swallow a pill you dance you roll you have sex whilst rolling
03:27and your world opens up I had never done ecstasy I had never done anything honestly the idea of it
03:35kind of scared me I can never do that oh why
03:39because
03:42because it's illegal for starters
03:48besides Andrew would never well how can you know that if you don't even ask him
03:55because I know him I don't know why we are even talking about him there is no way I am doing
04:03ecstasy okay whatever you say I'm sure Andrew is fully satisfied and would not be turned on at all
04:14at the idea of his wife wanting to get crazy in the bedroom I don't know maybe it was the wine
04:22but Mandy was starting to make a lot of sense I remember thinking what the hell maybe Andrew has an
04:30adventurous side that just hasn't shown itself after eight years of marriage
04:34ah sorry I'm so late no worries oh how was work it was work you know
04:44yeah what you're eating such a weirdo I want to suck your blood
04:51how was wine Wednesdays Mandy file any more restraining orders against exes
04:58mm-hmm uh she actually talked about something kind of crazy
05:02oh only kind of crazy she's losing her touch
05:04she talked about different things that she's done to make sex even better
05:10oh god
05:11she mentioned how incredible it is having sex while rolling
05:16rolling on what like the ground
05:18babe it's like trying to explain to my grandmother
05:22ecstasy
05:24I had absolutely no idea that Courtney would even be open to something like that
05:34and it's not like I'm a big druggie or anything
05:36I mean I tried pot in high school
05:38once it didn't go so well
05:41is that something you want to try
05:44I don't know
05:48maybe
05:49what about you
05:52I don't know
05:55maybe
05:57I could not believe he was considering it
06:02I could not believe that she was actually considering it
06:05I mean
06:06what's the worst that could happen
06:08great sex
06:10this was really gonna happen
06:15so you want to do it
06:17I mean we're old enough
06:19we're like
06:20adults
06:21yeah
06:22this could be really good
06:24this could be fun
06:25yeah
06:26we'd be like
06:27messed up out of our minds
06:28and then we'll just bone all night
06:30well
06:31I was gonna say
06:32it would be
06:33a romantic adventure
06:35that would lead to
06:36a deeper relationship
06:37between the two of us
06:39this weekend
06:40game on
06:43I was sure that
06:44Court would overthink it
06:46get nervous
06:46and back out
06:47but
06:48you know
06:49I was just playing along
06:50I'm gonna finish brushing my teeth
06:54okay
06:54I had no idea how to get a hold of ecstasy
07:03but I knew who did
07:05hey girl
07:06hey
07:07what are you doing
07:08I just got done with a spin class
07:10I didn't know you did that
07:12well our instructor wears these tight little spandex shorts
07:16that like
07:16barely keep his man parts contained
07:18oh my god
07:20it's like a banana
07:21for real
07:21I need me some potassium
07:23remember what we talked about the other night
07:29gonna have to be a little more specific
07:33oh this was so typical Mandy
07:36she was gonna make me work for it
07:38she knew exactly what I was talking about
07:41the um
07:42ecstasy
07:44uh huh
07:47well if we were
07:50uh
07:50interested in acquiring some
07:54um
07:55how would we do that
07:57Andrew is down
07:59very
08:00down
08:01huh
08:02well
08:03how about that
08:05all right
08:06well hang on
08:07I'm gonna make a call real quick
08:08I'll text you back in a minute
08:10but what
08:11that's how you get ecstasy
08:17I thought it would be a lot more difficult than that
08:21yeah I'm thinking about getting her fixed up
08:26maybe selling it
08:26huh
08:27well
08:27I mean it's my bike
08:29so hopefully I'll get the money for it
08:31we were living next door to this guy
08:32Fred
08:33he was one of those guys that just showed up
08:35and never left
08:36did you see those new HOA fees
08:38are you kidding me
08:40I want to know exactly how they're spending our money
08:42yeah yeah
08:42for sure
08:43babe Mandy got back to me
08:45we can pick up the ex
08:46journal
08:49hard drive
08:50that my computer
08:51means
08:52for uh
08:53computing
08:55today
08:56hi Fred
08:59hey Courtney
08:59what kind of drive did you get
09:01uh
09:04hard one
09:05hard one
09:05a hard drive
09:07you know if you need any help
09:09I built my entire computer from scratch
09:10so
09:11oh
09:11need any help at all
09:12I'm here for you
09:13oh thanks Fred
09:15I'll definitely
09:16let you know
09:18um
09:18yeah
09:19babe
09:20can I get your help inside
09:22for a second
09:23I
09:24need help reaching
09:27a plate
09:27oh yeah
09:29yes
09:30pardon me Fred
09:31I need to help her with some plates
09:33looks great
09:34keep it up
09:35thanks
09:35whenever I did something wrong as a kid
09:38I always got caught
09:39and now I guess it's easy to see why
09:42I'm the worst liar ever
09:44done deal
09:45gas station
09:46on 3rd and Main
09:48go this afternoon
09:50ask for Denny the manager
09:5250 bucks
09:54that's it?
09:56like
09:56uh
09:57hi
09:57I'll take 10 gallons
09:58and while you're at it
09:59just toss in some ecstasy
10:01well I'm sure you don't do it there
10:03in front of everyone
10:03in the security cameras
10:04but you'll find out
10:06me?
10:08you're doing it
10:09uh
10:09no this is your idea
10:10you are the man
10:12uh irrelevant
10:12that station is right down the street
10:15from
10:15from my office
10:16and if my co-workers see me
10:17buying narcotics
10:18from a gas station manager
10:20you're worried about the guys at work
10:21and not concerned at all
10:23about your wife
10:24getting busted
10:24and thrown in jail
10:26fine
10:27but if I don't come back
10:28oh I'll be there
10:30someone has to be the like
10:31lookout or whatever
10:33the lookout
10:34drive the getaway car
10:37you know
10:37I was getting hold of the whole
10:39drug deal
10:40thing
10:41come on
10:42just so going to prison
10:44I'm on speaker
11:05we'll leave the line open
11:06so that I'll be able to hear
11:07what's going on
11:08just put it in your shirt pocket
11:09I'm wearing a wire
11:10I need to hear
11:11you watch way too much TV
11:15Andrew
11:24I love you
11:26I did not fall in love
11:31with my husband
11:32for his ability
11:32to play it cool
11:33yeah
11:37he's got chips and stuff
11:38I swear to god
11:40he was talking to the food racks
11:42um hey
11:43so I'm going to hear you
11:46I'm going to hear you
11:46see Danny
11:47Danny
11:49oh hey
12:00um
12:01yeah so my
12:03my wife's friend Mandy
12:04sent me
12:05what the hell are you doing
12:14what the hell are you doing
12:15oh god
12:23drive
12:26drive
12:27did you get it
12:29not now court
12:30let's go
12:31well
12:31I need to know if you got it or not
12:34the package has been delivered
12:36so you have it
12:38oh my god
12:38let's go
12:39okay
12:40reverse
12:42we got ecstasy
12:44from my guy behind a gas station
12:46we became those people
12:48weird I thought ecstasy looked different
12:52so we just
12:55swallow them
12:57well it's not a suppository
12:59same time
13:04same time
13:06here we go
13:09see you on the other side
13:12and that was the point of no return
13:19I'll tell you what
13:22you go turn on the hot tub
13:24and grab that swimsuit you got in Cabo
13:25I'll open up the fancy bottle of champagne
13:27now you're talking
13:30hot tub
13:38sexy swimsuit
13:40and ecstasy
13:42who is a boring married couple now Mandy
13:45hey
13:48do you feel anything yet
13:57I don't think so
14:00do you
14:01no
14:02I didn't know what it felt like to
14:05roll on ecstasy
14:07but I was pretty sure I wasn't
14:09rolling
14:11just the idea of having sex
14:14somewhere outside the bedroom
14:15got me pretty turned on
14:18you feel anything now
14:29I don't feel anything
14:32wait what
14:33yeah not exactly what a guy wants to hear
14:36ever
14:37once I started seeing lots of cartoon butterflies
14:54I knew something was happening
14:55I had no idea what she was talking about
15:03I figured my pill must have been a dud
15:05you still don't feel it
15:07it started off a little strange
15:09and then went to crazy
15:15really quickly
15:17having scary sex with my wife as a psychotic clown
15:23just seemed so normal at the time
15:26when did you guys get here
15:34I was having a perfectly pleasant conversation
15:37with three six foot tall dancing stuffed animals
15:41did you guys take the rolling rugs too
15:44then they started singing
15:46I think
15:50then
15:51it got weird
15:52what was that noise
15:53make them stop
15:56and I think maybe I started to freak a little
15:59tell them all to stop
16:00yes
16:00you tell them to stop
16:02somebody ordered me a chicken
16:05lawn fire smoke
16:08and that's when things took a really ugly turn
16:12we're being cooked
16:14it was a trick
16:15I'm right
16:16I'm right
16:16we need to sneak up on them
16:21in front
16:21yes
16:22you son of a bitch
16:29I knew you were behind this
16:32don't do it
16:33he may promise you the good life
16:35and the white picket fence
16:36but the next thing you know
16:38he runs away with his slutty secretary
16:40Jenny
16:40you you bastard
16:42get back in my book
16:44I haven't even finished reading you
16:47of course
16:48what
16:48this isn't our house
16:51okay
16:53we should go
16:54yeah
16:55they're crazy
16:57yeah
16:57we'll go to the HOA tomorrow
16:59okay
17:00okay
17:01uh-huh
17:02yeah
17:02right
17:02do you still feel it?
17:24I don't think so
17:27I don't think so
17:27what about you?
17:29no I don't think so
17:31how about you guys?
17:33don't stop
17:35I won't go
17:36no day
17:36my mind
17:37hey babe
17:38you don't have any clothes on
17:40oh thank god
17:44I thought it was only you
17:46I didn't want to embarrass you
17:49we're on me
17:52we're outside
17:57we're in somebody's
17:59I'm sorry
17:59I'm sorry I'm
18:00we should go
18:00yeah
18:01turns out
18:02I kind of screwed up my drug slang
18:04I accidentally bought us LSD
18:07we tripped out on acid
18:09where are we?
18:10I don't know
18:11so
18:12after eight years of marriage
18:15Andrew and I finally did something together
18:17that neither of us had ever done before
18:20yeah
18:20actually two things
18:21we got put on probation
18:23by the homeowners association
18:25public nudity without prior HOA consent
18:30we were moving anyway
18:32it's been hard
18:34to look our neighbors in the eye
18:36after that night
18:37ladies and gentlemen
18:45we're experiencing some turbulence
18:47please return to your seat
18:48fasten your seatbelt
18:49heavy turbulence is never a fun time
18:51but there's definitely one thing
18:58you don't want to be doing
18:59when it happens
19:01my co-worker Brad and I
19:06were both high school teachers
19:07we were on our way home
19:09from a class trip to Paris
19:11and I just found out that
19:13he was leaving the school
19:14and moving away
19:16the thing about Brad
19:21was that
19:21I was completely in love with him
19:23and
19:24never worked up the nerve
19:25to tell him
19:26Mr. Nichols
19:27I made you this card
19:29oh
19:30the Eiffel Tower
19:31inspired me to practice my French
19:33and write this poem
19:34unfortunately
19:35I wasn't the only one
19:37Jenny
19:38that's really
19:38sweet
19:40even the girls in class
19:41had more game than me
19:42it's the shape of my heart
19:44broken into two pieces now
19:46because you're leaving us
19:47kids in Vermont need teachers too
19:50Jenny
19:50keep your mouth closed
19:52teach
19:53you're drooling
19:54Kenny was that
19:57typical
19:58wise ass
19:59high school kid
20:00you know the kind that starts
20:01growing a mustache
20:02in third grade
20:04I don't know what
20:05you're referring to
20:06you got it bad
20:07Miss B
20:08your eyes are following him
20:10like a fat kid
20:11trailing a deep frat
20:11Snickers bar
20:12the fact that he looked
20:13like a 40 year old grunge rocker
20:15made his constant comments
20:18even more irritating
20:19everyone knows
20:20they do
20:22well
20:23well now
20:25I didn't care if everybody knew
20:28what mattered was that Brad
20:30didn't know
20:30because I'd always managed
20:32to put him in this
20:33friend zone
20:34so I figured
20:36I could sit next to him
20:37and we'd have the entire flight together
20:39God
20:47I couldn't wait
20:49till that kid
20:49graduated
20:51I tried saving you a seat
20:53I'm sorry
20:54it's cool
20:55next time
20:56or I guess
20:58there isn't gonna be a next time
21:00that's
21:01so weird
21:02yeah
21:04sorry to see you go Brad
21:07when you're heading out to Vermont
21:09I have a connecting flight
21:10right after this one
21:11so
21:12all my stuff has
21:13already been shipped
21:14tell ya
21:15they're lucky to have ya
21:17thank you
21:18they sure will be
21:19that flight was
21:22the last chance
21:24I was gonna have to tell Brad
21:25how I felt
21:26ma'am
21:27please find your seat
21:28and buckle up
21:28oh okay
21:29see ya
21:30so there I was
21:32flying home
21:33with the love of my life
21:35who was leaving
21:36forever
21:36as soon as we got off the plane
21:38and I was 12 rows back
21:40in the case of emergency
21:41an oxygen mask
21:43will fall from the compartment above you
21:45if you're traveling with a small child
21:46please put your own mask on
21:48before assisting with others
21:49if you're traveling with more than one small child
21:51pick your favorite
21:52and let the other one figure it out
21:53no but seriously folks
21:56we are here for your safety
21:57flight attendants
21:58please stand by for takeoff
22:00it was gonna be a long flight
22:02I lost 10 hours with Brad
22:06staring at him from a distance
22:08still no closer to being more than just stupid friends
22:12the thing with Sharon was
22:16she was super cute
22:17super smart
22:19and super lame
22:21when it came to men
22:22I blew it
22:23you know you're the teacher
22:25you can just kick Kenny out of that seat
22:27every time she got a shot with Brad
22:30she wimped out
22:31then it would be so obvious
22:33that I was just doing a dick next to Brad
22:35listen
22:37you have the rest of the flight
22:39and then he's gone forever
22:41let him know
22:44with 100% certainty
22:46that you are not
22:47just friends
22:48Becky had
22:50a way of making everything sound
22:52so easy
22:52but I didn't have that kind of game
22:54I'd never been the one
22:56to make the first move
22:57but we're in the air
22:58where do we
23:00no
23:04mile high club
23:07oh god
23:10no holds barred
23:13dry land rules
23:14barely even apply up here
23:16she also had this way
23:18of making bad advice sound
23:20so good
23:22okay
23:22it's about
23:23more than just sex
23:24Becky
23:24what are you saying
23:26are you saying
23:31you're in love with him
23:32maybe
23:35yeah
23:39that was the first time
23:42I actually admitted it to myself
23:44oh my god girl
23:46this is a red eye
23:50plenty of time
23:53all you have to do
23:55is get Kenny
23:56to switch seats with you
23:57okay
23:59worst case
24:01Brad wasn't into me
24:03and the flight home
24:04would suck
24:04my only obstacle
24:06was Kenny
24:07and that was a tall order
24:10ladies and gentlemen
24:22the captain has turned off
24:23the seatbelt sign
24:24you're free to move about the cabin
24:25and stretch your legs
24:26Kenny
24:31Kenny
24:31do you want my peanut snack
24:34I'm not very hungry
24:35when negotiating with teenagers
24:39food is always
24:41a great opening gesture
24:42so
24:43I was thinking
24:44nope
24:44you don't even know
24:46I'm gonna ask you
24:46you want me to switch seats
24:49so you can sit with Mr. Nichols
24:51Kenny
24:54I think you're a great kid
24:57with a bright future
24:58no you don't
25:00no
25:01I think you're kind of cruel
25:03but have a great future
25:04if I'm being honest
25:06thank you
25:08I appreciate that
25:08I'm gonna make Harvard
25:11my little bitch
25:12I'm sure you are
25:14so
25:16can I have the seat
25:17yeah not happening
25:19sometimes I ask the universe
25:23what had I done
25:25to deserve
25:26Kenny
25:27okay fine
25:28I would like to swap seats
25:31so that I can get more time
25:32with Mr. Nichols
25:33before he moves to Vermont
25:34okay
25:35mmhmm
25:36what's in it for me
25:39I gave you peanuts
25:41I'll have you know
25:44emo team Jenny over there
25:47is also after my seat
25:50yeah
25:51she offered me
25:52200 bucks
25:53her dad's
25:56rich
25:56I am not
26:00paying you
26:02well then
26:03you're just gonna have to
26:05offer me something
26:05that I value more than
26:07200 bucks
26:07you can have
26:11any seat you want
26:12in my classroom
26:12you can have
26:14one
26:14freebie homework assignment
26:16and
26:18when you come in late
26:20I won't say anything
26:22I put my best offer
26:25on the table
26:26alright
26:31deal
26:33thank you
26:37and yes
26:38I realize how pathetic
26:39it was
26:40that I was haggling
26:41with a teenager
26:42let's go
26:43lock it down girlfriend
26:50there are times
27:00when you should
27:01just not help
27:02it'll come back
27:05to get you
27:05of course
27:10he was asleep
27:11but I didn't
27:12make a deal
27:13with the devil
27:13so I can go over
27:14and smell Brad
27:16for the rest
27:16of the flight
27:17don't judge me
27:32where'd
27:38uh
27:38where can he go
27:39oh
27:40he said that
27:41you kept trying to
27:42spoon with him
27:43so
27:43I thought I'd
27:44save you both
27:45oh
27:46that laugh
27:47god
27:48I loved
27:49that laugh
27:50it's gonna be
27:56so weird
27:57not having you
27:57in school anymore
27:58yeah
28:00I really thought
28:03we'd be working
28:03together for a lot
28:04longer
28:04it's a good
28:06opportunity though
28:07it's kinda like
28:10I don't know
28:12our time
28:13was cut shorter
28:14something
28:15it felt like a sign
28:17I just had to
28:19come out with it
28:19already
28:20Brad
28:22do you just think
28:24of me as a buddy
28:25I mean like
28:27a friend
28:29well
28:30don't you
28:31not really
28:33so there it was
28:35out in the open
28:36I mean
28:37not just
28:40a friend
28:40Sharon
28:45when I first
28:45met you
28:46I
28:46really liked you
28:49but you had a
28:50boyfriend
28:50but
28:52I don't have a
28:54boyfriend anymore
28:55I guess I was
28:58just too dense
28:59to notice that
28:59Brad liked me
29:01the whole time
29:02anyways
29:03not much we can do
29:05about it now
29:06right
29:06we only had a few
29:09hours left in the air
29:10but I was gonna
29:12make them count
29:13want to meet me in the bathroom
29:23for what
29:26we're gonna make out Brad
29:27you don't know me
29:29but trust me
29:31that was not me
29:33I'll be waiting
29:35I felt like such a sexy
29:39badass
29:40there was no way
29:43he could have misread that
29:44my heart was racing
30:03I can't believe it turned out
30:27he wanted me
30:27just as much as I wanted him
30:29he's so amazing
30:32hey look at this
30:33nice to talk
30:34oh thanks
30:35why had it waited so long
30:38we could have been doing this
30:41every day
30:42for the past
30:43three years
30:44ladies and gentlemen
30:48you're experiencing
30:49some turbulence
30:49please return to your seat
30:51I thought I heard
30:54some sort of announcement
30:55but I was
30:57kind of busy
30:58one thing they don't tell you
31:07about bathroom doors
31:09on a plane
31:09if you don't slide them
31:18fully shut
31:18they're likely
31:20to spring open
31:21during turbulence
31:22or sex
31:23or both
31:25thank you
31:30oh my god
31:32oh yeah
31:37I was
31:38fired
31:39you know
31:42I don't regret a moment of it
31:44we started dating
31:45and
31:4611 months
31:47and
31:479 days later
31:48Brad proposed
31:49luckily I landed
31:50a teaching job
31:51in Vermont
31:52we had to take the train
31:53we made the international
31:55no-fly list for 10 years
31:56only four and a half years left
31:58then off to Amsterdam
32:00I had the biggest crush on you
32:10in high school
32:11ever run into the one
32:12that got away
32:13you've hardly changed
32:15I did
32:16let's take a walk
32:17and for a moment
32:22I thought that we had gotten away with it
32:25oh god
32:25Mel is my best friend
32:32and one of those people
32:34who trade in their car
32:35every three years
32:36like does color matter
32:38I don't know
32:38I don't really care
32:39does size matter
32:41yeah
32:42nothing too big
32:43but you don't want it to be too small
32:45there's nothing worse than too small
32:48no
32:49we were both single
32:50and
32:51it wasn't long before car shopping
32:53we came about sex
32:55in fact
32:56everything we came about sex
32:57hey
32:58here's what I want to ask you
32:59are we that undateable
33:01firstly
33:02you're hilarious
33:03you're smart
33:05maybe that's threatening
33:06just to the insecure ones
33:08and
33:10you're gorgeous
33:11well
33:12with that
33:14I will not disagree
33:15every time we hit a dating club
33:16we'd get together
33:17go car shopping
33:18and
33:19pump up each other's egos
33:21and you
33:22you're ambitious
33:23super intelligent
33:25and
33:26stunningly beautiful
33:27well
33:29like you
33:29I will not disagree
33:30and yet
33:32we continually
33:32find ourselves
33:33with these
33:34dopes
33:34with
33:35no jobs
33:37mommy issues
33:38loser
33:38oh
33:39ed
33:40hey girls
33:43I don't have any change
33:45neither does she
33:45no
33:47I was wondering
33:48if you guys had any plans
33:49for the rest of the day
33:50our luck was changing already
33:52not really my type
33:54but hey
33:55it's always nice to be asked
33:56we're shooting a commercial
34:00for Rogers Auto Dream
34:01we can really use some real people
34:03to stand in as
34:04customers
34:04do I get to pick a stage name
34:07I was thinking
34:10Ginitalia
34:11yes
34:12probably worth mentioning
34:14when Mel and I get together
34:16we're kind of like 12 year old boys
34:18you'd be extras
34:19in the background
34:20with some of our shots
34:21and how long is this gonna take
34:23five
34:23six hours tops
34:25six hours
34:26what are you thinking
34:27we're on vacation
34:28like we have nothing to do
34:29you'd make $200
34:30do you have anything better to do
34:34no
34:35you
34:35make it $250
34:39they want $250
34:44and that's how I got my start in acting
34:50so this is our director Patrick
34:52Patrick
34:53sorry
34:55these are our new extras
34:57charming fella
35:08he's a genius
35:10he's the mastermind
35:11behind the Madelon law firm ads
35:13that everyone talks about
35:14you know
35:16the one where the lawyer
35:17stands on top of the car
35:18and is like
35:19got a DUI
35:21I'm your guy
35:22oh my god
35:23the ones where rainbows
35:24shoot out of his eyes
35:25at a snowman
35:26I love that one
35:27it's awesome
35:29hello there
35:33oh my god
35:37I went to high school with him
35:38that's Chad
35:40he's the actor playing the car salesman
35:42Chad
35:42uh you can't talk to the actors
35:44Jackie
35:44have you never
35:45no way
35:46I've not seen him in years
35:48I had such a huge crush on him in high school
35:51I'm talking like writing his name
35:53all over my binder kind of crush
35:55what are you doing here
35:56we were looking at cars
35:58and apparently now we're actors
36:00um
36:01extras
36:02in a commercial
36:03not actors
36:04okay great
36:06and you
36:08you're back in town now
36:09yeah
36:10I thought you moved to LA after college
36:12uh yeah I did
36:13but yeah
36:13it wasn't really for me
36:15I'm Mel
36:15hey uh Chad
36:16nice to meet you
36:18Chad
36:21let's discuss motivation
36:23yeah
36:24yeah no sure
36:25let's catch up in a bit
36:28okay
36:28yeah sounds good
36:29you look great by the way
36:30you too
36:31normally when you see an old crush
36:34you're like
36:35thank god I never closed a deal with that
36:37but Chad was
36:39even hotter than I remembered
36:41I need you to hook me up with that
36:43you can't expect me to hook you up with him
36:55I've had a crush on him since high school
36:57you can't say you had a crush on him since high school
37:00why not
37:02you can say you had a crush on him in high school but this isn't the continuation of the same crush
37:07statute of limitations ended
37:09statute of limitations ended
37:09I saw him today
37:10I call dibs
37:11dibs
37:12you can't call dibs on a hottie
37:14he's not a seat in a movie theater
37:17dibs
37:18I can't remember ever letting a guy come between us
37:23and that
37:24she gave me an idea how hot Chad was
37:26all right ladies we're gonna go this way
37:32okay so uh here's your mark
37:38um when Patrick calls background action
37:42you look at this car like you're considering buying it
37:45okay
37:45uh what's our relationship
37:47is she my wife
37:48and if so
37:49who's in control of the finances
37:51um
37:52and do we have kids
37:54and if we do
37:56should we be considering child safety options
37:58uh Daryl to Patrick
38:00yeah our extras have some questions about
38:04character development
38:06they're extras
38:08moving
38:09poseable
38:10silent
38:11props
38:11tell them their motivation is to not screw up my shot
38:15so far
38:18acting was just getting yelled at
38:19but at that point
38:21I was just happy to be near Chad
38:22and lucky for me
38:24I had a great angle of his butt
38:26I can see myself with a guy like Chad
38:28he said two words to you
38:32background action
38:33I know but
38:34I just had a really good feeling about him
38:36that's ridiculous
38:38I mean you
38:39you don't even know him
38:40cut
38:41what is going on
38:47did we start
38:49we're sorry
38:54we'll do a better job of
38:56you know
38:58looking at the car
38:59he was a little intense
39:03what a loser
39:04after that we paid attention
39:06and we try to behave like real actors
39:09but mostly
39:11I just wanted a chance to
39:13catch up with Chad
39:14hey
39:15hey
39:16hello
39:19brother
39:21you know
39:25I uh
39:25I meant to tell you
39:27I wanted to look you up
39:29when I got back in town
39:30but I just figured you'd move on
39:32to bigger and more
39:33you know
39:33important people
39:34hardly
39:36oh wait
39:37you
39:38you thought about me
39:39well
39:40this is gonna be pretty embarrassing
39:42but
39:43I had
39:44the biggest crush on you
39:46in high school
39:47how the heck did I miss that
39:49you did not
39:52I did
39:52oh I did
39:53it was
39:53it was pretty legit
39:54I can't believe that
39:55all this time
39:56we could have had something
39:57that's nuts
39:59I
39:59I was basically
40:01in love with you
40:02why
40:04why didn't you say anything
40:05well why didn't you
40:08I don't know
40:10I just figured you were
40:10out of my league
40:11oh lord
40:13I think we both know
40:15the opposite of that
40:16was true
40:17it was like we were 16
40:21all over again
40:23you've hardly changed
40:25yeah neither of you
40:28let's take a walk
40:3115 years of pent-up desire
40:37just boiled over
40:39it was kind of
40:40beyond our control
40:41I've been dreaming about this
40:46for over a decade
40:48I can't believe we're doing it
40:51I can't
40:53yeah
40:53is that a cat
40:59is there a cat
41:00Oh, God.
41:15What?
41:16Oh, my phone's on.
41:24Oh, so we did the only thing we could do.
41:30We gave an award-winning performance and acted like nothing had ever happened.
41:39Makeup.
41:45And for a moment, I thought that we had gotten away with it.
41:49But then...
41:50Welcome to Hollywood, darling.
41:54Had we tried to get together in high school, it probably would have been a disaster.
41:57But meeting her in that situation was like fate.
42:01Nine and a half months later, Chad and I had our first child.
42:05We named him Van.
42:06We named him Van.
42:12We named him Van.
42:12We named him Van.
42:13We named him Van.
42:13We named him Van.
42:14We named him Van.
42:15We named him Van.
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42:20We named him Van.
42:21We named him Van.
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42:29We named Van.
42:30We named Van.
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