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00:01:30Haha, drift adalah sukan ku.
00:01:33Dan drift juga ibarat paru-paruku.
00:01:36Tanpa drift, susah ku nak menafas.
00:01:40Haha, dan sekiranya ku dimulai pilihan antara drift dan juga perempuan,
00:01:46semestinya ku boleh dimulai drift.
00:01:49Kerana cinta selanjutnya seratus duk-duk-duk sejap lagi.
00:01:55Jom kita menemukan kisah.
00:01:57Hahaha.
00:01:58Jom kita menemukan kisah-duk sejap lagi.
00:02:28Haa, sonok drift?
00:02:37Tak, boleh, boleh lah.
00:02:40Haa?
00:02:40Tak, tak, ring phone.
00:02:41Buat apa?
00:02:42Aku nak try baju, try baju.
00:02:45Bangal lagi, bangal.
00:02:46Kau betul kata siapa ni?
00:02:48Kata aku.
00:02:50Merah ni, di lahir.
00:02:51Ini Fatimah, Ramli.
00:02:54Sama ben ni aku.
00:02:55Sama, sama, sama.
00:02:57Jelal, jelal.
00:02:59Buat kerja sekarang.
00:03:00Kejap!
00:03:01Buat kerja, aku buat kerja.
00:03:02Ya!
00:03:08Baby,
00:03:11I takkan lacukahnya begitu,
00:03:14saya sayang.
00:03:15Sebab,
00:03:16you adalah
00:03:17Cinta kosmikmu yang memarang.
00:03:22Cinta kosmikmu yang menyala.
00:03:26Cinta kosmikmu yang memarang.
00:03:29Cinta kosmikmu.
00:03:31Ku mulai,
00:03:35karena kau pencinta.
00:03:37Kau sarunkan untukku.
00:03:41Dunia,
00:03:43ku mulai berubah.
00:03:45Satu demi besar.
00:03:48DJ Buzz.
00:03:50Hey!
00:03:50Hey!
00:03:51Hey!
00:03:51Hey!
00:03:52Hey!
00:03:52Hey!
00:03:52Hey!
00:03:54Hey!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:56Hey!
00:03:57Hey!
00:03:57Hey!
00:03:58Hey!
00:03:58Hey!
00:03:59Hey!
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:00Hey!
00:04:01Hey!
00:04:01Oops, aku dah terjiwa.
00:04:04Oops, aku dah terjelang.
00:04:07Oops, aku dah terpergoda.
00:04:09Seluar.
00:04:10Skinny.
00:04:11Aku.
00:04:12Laris.
00:04:12Topi.
00:04:13Saya kan cik.
00:04:14Ni pun tak tuan tengokkan kita ni sebab
00:04:16masih macam banyak masak atas.
00:04:17Tak perlu bila senyuman cukup manis.
00:04:20Kalau ye suka, selalu atur ikut baris.
00:04:22Kayak aku bukan merapu.
00:04:24Aku tak salah laku.
00:04:25Ah, hello.
00:04:26Ah, yah!
00:04:27Ah!
00:04:28Hmm, 15 ribu tak servis.
00:04:30Sinyin selalu sangkut-sangkut ini.
00:04:32Oil filter tak tukar.
00:04:33Banyak benda lagi kena servis.
00:04:34Oh, break pun rosak.
00:04:36Betul lah.
00:04:38Macam mana abang tahu?
00:04:39Ah, saya paman.
00:04:40SPS.
00:04:42Saya pandai servis.
00:04:45Ah, agaknya berapa lama boleh siap?
00:04:47Hari ni boleh tak sebab ada hal.
00:04:50Ah, ini dua.
00:04:52Dua jam?
00:04:52Ah, dua hari.
00:04:55Lamanya?
00:04:55Kali ikutkan empat.
00:04:58Ah, dua je saya bagi.
00:04:59Takpelah nanti.
00:05:00Besok saya datang ya sebab saya dah lambat.
00:05:02Ah, ah, ah, ni.
00:05:04Ah, kalau awak nak datang besok,
00:05:04macam mana saya nak call?
00:05:05Awak boleh bagi tahu nama, nombor telefon semua.
00:05:08Assalamualaikum.
00:05:10Abdul Rahmat.
00:05:12Waalaikumsalam.
00:05:13Eh.
00:05:14Eh.
00:05:19Eh.
00:05:20Eh.
00:05:21Eh.
00:05:22Eh.
00:05:23Macam mana boleh kenal ni?
00:05:24Apa benda ni?
00:05:25Eh, eh.
00:05:26Mat.
00:05:27Mat Asmina, Mat.
00:05:28Oh, kamu kereta.
00:05:29Eh.
00:05:30Siapa ni?
00:05:31Oh.
00:05:32Dah, Mat.
00:05:33Mat Asmina.
00:05:34Oh.
00:05:35Tak cap.
00:05:36Tak cap.
00:05:37Tak cap.
00:05:38Oh, yelah.
00:05:39Masa dia datang tu kau dah pindah, Mat.
00:05:40Oh.
00:05:43Awak ni apa hal tak ada call-call saya bagi tahu saya,
00:05:45SMS saya pun tak ada?
00:05:47Janganlah marah.
00:05:48Nanti kita simpan-simpan nantilah.
00:05:50Sebab dah lambat dah nak pergi.
00:05:52College.
00:05:53Cause sign.
00:05:55Tak, business.
00:05:56Business sign.
00:06:02Nanti kita jumpa.
00:06:04Taksi.
00:06:05Eh.
00:06:06Aku kat sini lah.
00:06:07Yelah, yelah, yelah.
00:06:08Eh.
00:06:09Tani kau pakaian apa ni?
00:06:10Apa ni semat-semat ni?
00:06:11Apa benda ni?
00:06:12Mat, Mat, Mat.
00:06:13Kata KL kan?
00:06:14Ini KL inilah pakaian KL, Mat.
00:06:15Dah KL kena pakai macam ni kau?
00:06:16Yelah.
00:06:17Barulah bergaya.
00:06:18Segak.
00:06:19Tampan.
00:06:20Kalau aku pakai macam lain,
00:06:21Mak, Mat, Mat.
00:06:22Kata KL kan?
00:06:23Ini KL inilah pakaian KL, Mat.
00:06:25Dah KL kena pakai macam ni kau?
00:06:26Yelah.
00:06:27Barulah bergaya.
00:06:28Segak.
00:06:29Tampan.
00:06:30Kalau aku pakai macam lain,
00:06:31pakai macam,
00:06:32macam kat kampung.
00:06:33Nanti orang tak layan aku.
00:06:34Faham?
00:06:35Alamak, nanti orang tak layan aku.
00:06:36Faham?
00:06:37Eh.
00:06:38Sekarang kau pergi tukar baju.
00:06:39Aku sakit mata tengok kau pakai macam ni.
00:06:40Dah, dah, dah, dah.
00:06:41Baju.
00:06:42Baiklah.
00:06:43Tukar.
00:06:44Tukar.
00:06:45Tukar.
00:06:46Tukar.
00:06:47Tukar.
00:06:58Allah.
00:06:59Apa benda ni, Kawamat?
00:07:00Tak.
00:07:01Kenapa?
00:07:02Bersepah bagai.
00:07:04Ha?
00:07:05Ini rumah orang ke?
00:07:06Berayang ni?
00:07:07Ini desain paling baru kala tak?
00:07:09Hamster style.
00:07:10Ha?
00:07:11Ha?
00:07:12Dia macam tikus tau.
00:07:13Eh.
00:07:14Sini.
00:07:15Mari sini.
00:07:16Okey.
00:07:18Ini.
00:07:19Bilik aku.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:21Itu bilik akulah kan?
00:07:22Eh.
00:07:23Ini bilik kau.
00:07:24Kenapa?
00:07:25Ni.
00:07:26Ha?
00:07:27Ini karting kau.
00:07:28Mana?
00:07:29Mana?
00:07:30Oh tak anak aku tidur sini.
00:07:31Aku tidur kat luang-luang buduraya tu.
00:07:33Weh, kau patut bersyukur tau.
00:07:34Ha?
00:07:35Bukan senang nak dapat karting besar macam ni.
00:07:36Huh?
00:07:38Weh!
00:07:39Kau tengok bilik aku kecil je.
00:07:40Bilik kau.
00:07:41Bapak ni besar.
00:07:42Dahlahlah.
00:07:43Kau duduk.
00:07:44Aku nak tarik.
00:07:45Aku nak buang.
00:07:46Ilogi aku.
00:07:47Ha?
00:07:48Ha?
00:07:49Ha?
00:07:50Ha?
00:07:51Ha?
00:07:52Ha?
00:07:53Ha?
00:07:54Ha?
00:07:55Ha?
00:07:56Ha?
00:07:57Ha?
00:07:58Ha?
00:07:59Ha?
00:08:00Ha?
00:08:01Ha?
00:08:02Kereta baru siap?
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:04Siap.
00:08:05Awak sampai?
00:08:06Sampai kereta siap?
00:08:07Ngam-ngam.
00:08:08Dengan kereta?
00:08:09Ha!
00:08:10Ha!
00:08:11Ha!
00:08:12Haa?
00:08:13Ha!
00:08:14Haa?
00:08:15Haa.
00:08:16Ha!
00:08:18Ha!
00:08:19Haa!
00:08:20Ah, this is the price
00:08:24Oh
00:08:26Ah, this is number one
00:08:30Ah, I forgot to say
00:08:32In SPS, there is package
00:08:34It is package service
00:08:36It is the number of phone
00:08:38It is the SPS
00:08:40Please call me
00:08:422x SPS
00:08:44So, if I have problems
00:08:46I can contact you with me
00:08:48It is the number of phone I
00:08:5024 hours per 7
00:08:5224 hours per 7
00:08:54And you know the number of phone?
00:08:56Oh, Rahmat
00:08:58Ah, Mahat
00:09:00Mahat, nanti apa-apa nanti saya call
00:09:02Oh, I want to pay for it
00:09:04Paying for it
00:09:06Paying for it
00:09:14Pukul berapa?
00:09:16Mahat, aku tertidur tadi
00:09:18Tidur? Itu alasan kau?
00:09:20Ha?
00:09:21Orang Melayu memang macam ni lah
00:09:22Malu lah
00:09:23Aku kerja sekarang
00:09:24Kerja apa?
00:09:25Recommend pun belum
00:09:26Macam mana aku nak recommend
00:09:27Kalau macam ni kau punya attitude?
00:09:28Ha?
00:09:29Tak dah, aku tukar baju dulu kat dalam
00:09:30Nanti aku bawa jumpa
00:09:31Ni
00:09:32Muneh
00:09:33Cepat
00:09:34Asmina
00:09:37Asmina
00:09:38Asmina
00:09:39Asmina
00:09:40Asmina
00:09:41Asmina
00:09:42Asmina
00:09:43Asmina
00:09:44Asmina
00:09:45Asmina
00:09:46This time for Abang Rahmat
00:09:47I can see
00:09:48Asmina
00:09:50Asmina
00:09:51Asmina
00:09:52Asmina
00:09:53Oh my god, oh my god, terror-nya, terror-nya you dream.
00:10:23I'm so proud sebab you dengar I, BFF.
00:10:29Terror, horror-nya.
00:10:30Oh, nidik, tak ingat dunia.
00:10:32Ni mesti nak apa-apa ni kan?
00:10:34Mana ada?
00:10:37Tak, sebenarnya.
00:10:40I ingat I nak, I nak meniaga sikit.
00:10:43I ingat I nak join Kabupat Sel's event tu nanti.
00:10:46I nak kumpul duit.
00:10:47So, nak display kereta apa?
00:10:50Ah, that's the thing.
00:10:52I ingat nak.
00:10:58No, no, Syikin.
00:10:59Kalau kau nak pakai 180, aku tak bagi.
00:11:01Sheila, please.
00:11:02I swear, ni first dengan last yang minta tolong you.
00:11:05I tak, please.
00:11:06Mat, terima kasihlah sebab datang.
00:11:24Saya rasa malu pula sebab saya tak perasan kereta saya ni kehabisan minyak.
00:11:28Tak, tak, tak, tak ada apa.
00:11:31Kereta awak ni cuma penyebab.
00:11:32Penyebab untuk awak call saya dan saya datang jumpa awak.
00:11:35Ibarat ada jodoh di malam yang hening ni.
00:11:38Jangan risau.
00:11:39Dana, izinkan saya buat kerja saya dulu.
00:11:45Oh, nak buka.
00:11:46Lupa.
00:11:48Takkan nak letak dalam pintu.
00:11:51Sedia tak?
00:11:52Ah, dah, dah.
00:11:53Tak, tak, tak.
00:12:23Tugas saya dah selesai.
00:12:28Alhamdulillah.
00:12:29Tapi ni mungkin pertemuan pertama.
00:12:31Mungkin ada kedua, ketiga.
00:12:33Tapi tak apa.
00:12:33Apa-apa masalah, awak boleh call.
00:12:35SPS.
00:12:36Saya pasti sampai.
00:12:37Oh, SPS.
00:12:39Saya gelap dulu.
00:12:39Terima kasih.
00:12:40Sama.
00:12:42Rahmat.
00:12:45Saya rasa macam tak manis pula kalau saya tak sampaikan tanda terima kasih saya pada awak.
00:12:50Awak nak ajak saya minumkan?
00:12:50Ya, saya faham maksud awak.
00:12:53Jadi macam ni, awak jalan dulu.
00:12:54Saya ikut je kedai mana awak nak berhenti, saya berhenti.
00:12:56Saya follow belakang awak.
00:12:57Okey.
00:13:01Okey.
00:13:11Jadi, Mat.
00:13:13Memang.
00:13:14Dah lama ke ni nak jadi foreman?
00:13:16Atau ada cita-cita lain ke?
00:13:18Sebenarnya, foreman ni pekerjaan je.
00:13:26Dulu saya masih belajar, saya ambil kos lain.
00:13:29Oh.
00:13:30Tukang siapa?
00:13:32Kulinerian.
00:13:33Seorang tukang masak.
00:13:35Bertukar jadi seorang mekanik.
00:13:37Jauh tu, jauh.
00:13:39Eh, mana dia jauh.
00:13:40Dekat je.
00:13:41Kalau, kalau tukang masak dia macam tu, macam tu.
00:13:44Mekanik pun.
00:13:46Sama.
00:13:48Perut lah.
00:13:50Tapi sebenarnya,
00:13:51saya ingin bercita-cita menjadi seorang drifter yang berjaya.
00:13:57Jadi, saya ambil pekerjaan foreman ni sebagai titik kemulaan untuk saya ke arah drift.
00:14:03Ya.
00:14:03Awak suka drift?
00:14:06Semua tu?
00:14:07Ya.
00:14:08Dan saya pun bercita-cita ingin menjadi macam juara-juara drift.
00:14:11Macam Tengku Jan, Afai, Rosli Kembang, Khaled.
00:14:17Semua drifter-drifter yang telah membawa nama keluar negara.
00:14:21Jadi, cita-cita awak ni memang nak jadi seorang drifter yang profesional lah.
00:14:24Saya akan lakukan apa sahaja untuk mencapai impian saya.
00:14:33Bagus.
00:14:35Jangan putus asa tau.
00:14:38Kejar impian tu.
00:14:39Saya akan usah.
00:14:45Eh, eh, eh.
00:14:46Eh, lagi mana tu?
00:14:47Nak buat kuih raya?
00:14:48Eh, nak buat kuih raya pun buat depan TV.
00:14:51Pasal ada lagi lepas ni tau.
00:14:52Banyak kelan.
00:14:53Eh.
00:14:53Jumpa depan ni tau.
00:14:54Baiklah.
00:14:57Okey, terima kasih.
00:15:01Sheila.
00:15:02Hai.
00:15:05Busy ke nak pergi kelas?
00:15:08Oh, tak apa.
00:15:09Maaf ganggu tapi sebenarnya saya ada dengar dari kawan saya Zizi yang awak ni pandai.
00:15:16Bukan pandai tapi awak power main drift.
00:15:18Tak adalah sebab dulu saya memang selalu ikut abang saya.
00:15:22Memang aku tu drift.
00:15:24Lastal saya pun sakut sekali.
00:15:25Kenapa ya?
00:15:26Kenapa ya?
00:15:27Tak, sebenarnya saya ada satu asaimen dan saya perlukan pertolongan awak.
00:15:35Media study?
00:15:37Media study, ya.
00:15:39Dan awak nak jadikan saya model sukan lasap?
00:15:42Ya.
00:15:42Dah ramai lah orang yang ajak saya.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49Jadi dah terlambat lah.
00:15:52Sebab dah ramai orang tertanya.
00:15:55Tapi saya tak setuju pun ada interview oleh mereka.
00:15:57Tapi kalau awak, saya setuju.
00:16:02Betul?
00:16:03Ya.
00:16:03Betul.
00:16:04Dan kalau awak sedih, lepas selesai nanti kita boleh mulai.
00:16:07Okey?
00:16:08Okey.
00:16:09Okey.
00:16:10Terima kasih, Sheila.
00:16:11Dah lebih kelas D lambat.
00:16:12Terima kasih, Sheila.
00:16:13Okey.
00:16:27Amboi, kau.
00:16:37Engine kat luar pun.
00:16:39Kau naik troli ni ke bu?
00:16:41Kelas.
00:16:42Aku biasa repair KTF1.
00:16:44Macam ni lah kerja dia.
00:16:46Alamak lain macam.
00:16:48Eh, ni.
00:16:49Aku nak cakap dengan kau ni.
00:16:50Ini, engine munik.
00:16:52Dia yang repair.
00:16:53Kau dah kacau kerja dia ni.
00:16:54Nih.
00:16:55Engine si gemuk tu.
00:16:56Eh, jangan.
00:16:59Apa kau ni?
00:16:59Jangan buat begitu.
00:17:00Marah dia nanti.
00:17:02Aduh, sebab tu lah aku nak suruh kau tolong aku, bro.
00:17:04Aduh, taxi tu lah.
00:17:06Dah, dah, dah.
00:17:07Mana pakcik taxi tadi cakap nak pasal yang tu pula?
00:17:10Kau ni macam-macam lah.
00:17:12Pandai-pandai lah kau buat.
00:17:14Hei.
00:17:16Ini, engine.
00:17:17Ini engine boot kan?
00:17:19Siapa pula suruh repair engine boot ni?
00:17:21Aduh.
00:17:22Hah?
00:17:24Bos!
00:17:26Haa.
00:17:26Haa.
00:17:41Halo, Assalamualaikum.
00:17:42Waalaikumsalam.
00:17:44Hari ni as lah.
00:17:45Haa, kenal sangat suara ni.
00:17:47Kenapa?
00:17:48Dah mula rindu kat kita ke?
00:17:49Memangpun.
00:17:53Bilalah kita nak keluar ni.
00:17:55Oh, keluar.
00:17:56Tak boleh lagi lah sekarang ni, Ass.
00:17:58Kau kerja ni.
00:17:59Sebab sikit.
00:18:00Hah?
00:18:01Sebab?
00:18:02Baru je sampai kita ada sibuk.
00:18:05Kau ni tipu akukah?
00:18:07Hah?
00:18:07Entah-entah kau tu masih lagi kat kampung.
00:18:10Oh, menipu eh?
00:18:11Haa ni.
00:18:11Kau dengar suara si orang yang lupa diri ni.
00:18:14Haa.
00:18:14Eh, apa ni?
00:18:15Cakap.
00:18:16Oh, tengah kerja jangan bergayut boleh tak?
00:18:19Halo!
00:18:21Siapa tu?
00:18:22Halo, siapa ni?
00:18:24Mat!
00:18:27Ya, serang banyak cakap.
00:18:30Eh, ni, ni.
00:18:31Kau telah pegang ni?
00:18:32Eh, kau tahu tak pakcik tu?
00:18:33Aku dah pasang intercooler siap-siap.
00:18:35Katanya tak laju nak pasang nos pula.
00:18:37Berlagak!
00:18:37Kau telah pasangkan sekarang.
00:18:38Pakcik, tadi tadi.
00:18:39Haa, ingat.
00:18:41Time kerja.
00:18:41Jangan nak gayut.
00:18:42Halo?
00:18:45Haa, minggu.
00:18:50Habis tu, boss.
00:18:51Ejen mana lagi saya nak buat?
00:18:53Jangan buat ni.
00:19:01Siapa suruh kong usik ejen ni?
00:19:05Marah ke orang nak tolong pun tak?
00:19:09Oh.
00:19:09Haa, bagus kan?
00:19:14Tidak, uut, tidak.
00:19:17Bukan tak nak jumpa.
00:19:18Lagipun sibuklah banyak kerja kat sini.
00:19:21Tidak, lalu je.
00:19:23Alamak.
00:19:24Ma?
00:19:27Start lah?
00:19:28Saya start?
00:19:29Ya, dah pasang semua.
00:19:30Start lah.
00:19:32Apa start lah sendiri ni?
00:19:33Eh!
00:19:33Oh, orang aja.
00:19:35Haa, start sekarang.
00:19:37Haa.
00:19:42Stand by.
00:19:49Lembut, lembut.
00:19:56Lembut tu dia harmonising ni sekali.
00:19:58Eh, dia hanggang.
00:19:59Ah.
00:19:59Ah.
00:20:13Tidak.
00:20:15Saya okey, saya okey.
00:20:16Cuma, cuma.
00:20:17Abang call bombo, Azmina.
00:20:18Call bombo.
00:20:21Eh, asmina.
00:20:22Tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak.
00:20:23Tidak, tidak, tidak.
00:20:23Tidak.
00:20:29Eh!
00:20:31Tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak.
00:20:32Tidak, tidak.
00:20:53Come on!
00:20:55Boa!
00:20:56Seminggu dua saya tak nampak awak ni.
00:21:10Makin brutal awak drif.
00:21:12Saja nak lepaskan gian!
00:21:14Sebab mungkin minggu depan saya dah tak ada masa.
00:21:17Kenapa?
00:21:18Awak sibuk dengan persiapan nak kahwin.
00:21:21You need to take care of me or what?
00:21:25I don't know.
00:21:26The next week, there's an S-Drift Challenge.
00:21:29So, my friend wants to take care of the car.
00:21:31He wants to take care of the car.
00:21:34So, once again, I'll take care of the car.
00:21:36You want to take care of the car?
00:21:39You're married with me, it's nice.
00:21:43You're good to take care of the car.
00:21:45I didn't want to take care of the car.
00:21:46But now, I didn't want to take care of the car.
00:21:48I didn't want to take care of the car.
00:21:50Sila,
00:21:51sebenarnya, I...
00:21:53Kevin!
00:21:54Nanti, you can take care of the car.
00:21:56That's it, the car from the back.
00:22:12Manco!
00:22:13Ha!
00:22:16Ratang kerja lambat!
00:22:19Pulat!
00:22:21Huh, tak boleh, tak boleh.
00:22:23Kalau berhentikan demand,
00:22:24aku kena marah balik ke kampung.
00:22:27Bank kampung, katakan.
00:22:29Hari ini kena cari insentif lain untuk demand.
00:22:31Apa?
00:22:34But I'm sorry at the seminar, Matt.
00:22:48I see that I can see her in the heart of her, Matt.
00:22:53But why did I not support her?
00:22:56I'm a high run, I know.
00:23:04Oh, my God!
00:23:30Lulia for her!
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:33Come on, take fast, come on!
00:23:34Come on, come on, come on!
00:23:42Surprise!
00:23:43Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:23:45Mr. Kurang, oh!
00:23:51Kau ni gila lah, Muneh.
00:23:52Kalau kau langgar aku tadi, tak ke masak.
00:23:54Langgar aku tak ada hal.
00:23:55Kalau langgar anak orang lain, tak ke besar kes tu.
00:23:59Kau dah nak drift pun carilah.
00:24:00Track apa ni, drift tengah-tengah jalan.
00:24:01Hei, gila lah!
00:24:04Sekejap bila kau pandai drift ni?
00:24:08Lama dah aku drift ni.
00:24:11Dah lama tinggal.
00:24:13Kamu nak marah sangat, kenapa?
00:24:16Biasalah aku dapat kereta.
00:24:18Mula lah jadi jantan.
00:24:21Drift lah, zoop sana.
00:24:22Elok tu, overshot.
00:24:26Overshoot?
00:24:28Nampak kama, itu yang patah balik tu.
00:24:29Pusing, pusing, pusing.
00:24:31Aku memang cari koron dorang.
00:24:33Apa?
00:24:34Kau cari aku dah lama pasal apa?
00:24:35Pasal terbakar hari tu?
00:24:37Itu bukan salah aku ni, salah hari ni.
00:24:38Hari, kau minta maaf.
00:24:41Muneh, terbakar pasal hari tu aku tak sengaja.
00:24:43Hei!
00:24:44Aku ni bukannya pendendam orangnya.
00:24:47Tak payah nak minta maaf.
00:24:48Sekarang ni...
00:24:49Sekarang ni...
00:24:49Bagus akal macam tu.
00:24:50Sekarang ni aku meniaga dengan kereta ni.
00:24:53Haa.
00:24:58Astaga, apa dah jadi dengan kau?
00:25:00Kita ada landasan, kita ada akidah.
00:25:03Di mana kita berpijak.
00:25:04Ya Allah kau dah jadi lain sekarang.
00:25:06Mat.
00:25:08Mat.
00:25:09Apa kamu sembang ni, Mat?
00:25:11Kau cakap kau berniaga-berniaga apa?
00:25:13Apa benda ni semua?
00:25:14Cuba buka belakang.
00:25:16Mat baliklah, bro.
00:25:17Ya Allah subhanallah.
00:25:19Buka belakang pun benda pula ni.
00:25:20Tolonglah sedar.
00:25:21Mat, buka belakang bonit aku.
00:25:24Ni aku tuan berapa kunci ni.
00:25:26Cakap lah betul-betul.
00:25:27Betul lah aku cakap.
00:25:28Haa.
00:25:29Dia ni.
00:25:30Dengar, dengar, dengar.
00:25:32Kau jangan main-main.
00:25:33Kau jangan main-main.
00:25:39Ni apa ni kat luar kan ni?
00:25:40Peras.
00:25:49Amboi.
00:25:50Ya Allah.
00:25:51Apa benda ni?
00:25:52Apa kena-mengena dengan aku ni?
00:25:54Binatang-binatang semua ni.
00:25:55Eh, bear ni semua apa?
00:25:56Kau ingat aku ada anak ke apa?
00:25:58Aku tak berapa berkenas sangat nak meniaga ni.
00:26:01Tu sebab aku nak bagi share aku kat koma.
00:26:04Setuju je lah.
00:26:06Tak berfaham lagi lah.
00:26:07Cuma aku cerita betul-betul?
00:26:08Man.
00:26:09Dah aku bagi share ni.
00:26:11Kamu ambillah kereta-kereta ni.
00:26:12Salingan barang.
00:26:14Ada keuntungannya.
00:26:15Kamu bayar dulu kereta ni.
00:26:17Sampai habis.
00:26:18Ambil kereta.
00:26:19Kamu bagi aku sikit-sikit cukup.
00:26:22Munir ada beritahu aku.
00:26:24Kalau nak meniaga ni,
00:26:25meniaga betul-betul.
00:26:26Kalau nak harap ke kabut sale tu.
00:26:28Payah juga katanya.
00:26:29Sebab seminggu sekali.
00:26:31Aku rasa kita kena cari tapak-tapak lain lah.
00:26:33Yang lagi bagus ke apa.
00:26:35Baru boleh cari duit lebih kan.
00:26:36Bak kata Munir.
00:26:38Munir ada kereta buksa ni macam meniaga pasal malam si Mat.
00:26:41Yang penting tapak tu.
00:26:43Tapak.
00:26:44Terdapat tapak elok.
00:26:45Eloklah meniaga kita tu.
00:26:46Yuh.
00:26:54Yuh.
00:26:55Kan dia cakap dah dekat Yuh.
00:26:56Dah tak awal-awal.
00:26:57Tengok dah ada orang lain dah.
00:26:58Lain tersebut siapa nak beli barang kita lah.
00:26:59Yuh ni.
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01Eh kau ni tak habis-habis.
00:27:03Memuka sakit lah telinga aku.
00:27:05Eh.
00:27:07Apalah kereta depan ni.
00:27:08Jalan macam kura-kura.
00:27:10Hey!
00:27:14Take care!
00:27:17Hey!
00:27:17Hey!
00:27:19Is it anything you do?
00:27:21Hey!
00:27:34Hey!
00:27:35Hey!
00:27:36What have you got here?
00:27:38What you have is you got here?
00:27:39Is that a problem?
00:27:41What's your problem?
00:27:42You're right!
00:27:43Hey, what's up?
00:27:44Sorry, sorry, sorry!
00:27:45It's a great car!
00:27:46It's a great car!
00:27:47Bro!
00:27:48Eh!
00:27:49Eh!
00:27:50Eh!
00:27:50What?
00:27:52Eh!
00:27:53Eh!
00:27:53What?
00:27:54What are you doing?
00:27:55What do you do?
00:27:56What do you do?
00:27:57What do you do?
00:27:58What do you do?
00:27:59What's your big car?
00:28:00Eh, if you want to take your car?
00:28:02Sini!
00:28:03Eh!
00:28:04What do you do?
00:28:05What do you do?
00:28:06What do you do?
00:28:07Ku rasakan
00:28:10Eh!
00:28:11Eh!
00:28:11Lagi mana tu?
00:28:12Nak buat kuri raya?
00:28:13Eh!
00:28:14Nak buat kuri raya pun buat depan TV!
00:28:15Pasal ada lagi lepas ni tau!
00:28:17Lepas iklan!
00:28:18Eh!
00:28:18Jumpa lepas ni tau!
00:28:31Mat!
00:28:32Kau pahal Mat!
00:28:33Cuba kau senyum sikit Mat!
00:28:34Rezeki susah masuk tak kau tak senyum?
00:28:35Eh!
00:28:36Aku tak ada mall lah!
00:28:37Ha?
00:28:38Kau perasan tak sikit semua orang main drive kan?
00:28:40Tau?
00:28:41Bila orang drive, tayar rosak, orang nak beli tayar!
00:28:43Orang tak ada nak beli benda-benda macam kita semua ni!
00:28:45Ha?
00:28:46Orang nak beli rimau ni nak tarut kat dayak!
00:28:48Aku tak ada mall lah!
00:28:50Habis tu kau nak kena?
00:28:51Aku nak balik!
00:28:52Meniaga lah!
00:28:53Balik?
00:28:54Kau meniaga je lah!
00:28:55Apa sorang-sorang?
00:28:56Eh!
00:28:57Eh!
00:28:58Nak balik?
00:28:59Ya!
00:29:00Nak balik ni!
00:29:01Sudah tak boleh denganan!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Ha!
00:29:04Ha!
00:29:05Ha!
00:29:06Ya!
00:29:07business awak dengan si Arya?
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:11Business?
00:29:12Ha, business?
00:29:13Business okay.
00:29:14Tapi cuma tapak je lah.
00:29:16Tak apa-apa selesa.
00:29:17Ni tunggu Arya tengah
00:29:17cari tapak lain lah ni.
00:29:18Oh, tapak.
00:29:21Mesti si Arya tu
00:29:22ramai girlfriend kan?
00:29:24Yelah dia.
00:29:26Handsome.
00:29:27Ada business.
00:29:29Girlfriend eh?
00:29:30Girlfriend.
00:29:31Masa meniaga tu
00:29:31adalah orang minta
00:29:32nombor phone benda semua.
00:29:33Tapi tak ada lah
00:29:34sampai couple
00:29:35sampai ada girlfriend.
00:29:35Kenapa awak tanya macam tu
00:29:38awak suka kat dia?
00:29:39Tak, tak.
00:29:41Awak pun tahu kan
00:29:42dia
00:29:42setakat member je.
00:29:44Tak
00:29:44lebih dari tu.
00:29:46Oh, member.
00:29:48Kalau awak cakap dia member
00:29:49maknanya saya ni pun
00:29:50member awak jugalah kan?
00:30:03Hai.
00:30:05Hai.
00:30:06Macam mana awak boleh
00:30:07ada dekat sini?
00:30:09Yelah.
00:30:11Kita dapat jumpa
00:30:11orang masa drift je.
00:30:13Awak pun dah lama tak turun.
00:30:16Saya rindu.
00:30:18Remy, saya ada kelas lagi lah.
00:30:20Saya perlu pergi.
00:30:22Tapi Syilah...
00:30:23Apa-apa pun cuma telefon.
00:30:24Selamat tinggal.
00:30:30Mat.
00:30:32Kalau awak nak sambung belajar pun tak
00:30:34tak terlalu lambat.
00:30:36Sambung belajar.
00:30:38Yelah memang saya ada plan tapi...
00:30:41Nama pun bisnes kan?
00:30:43Lama kelamaan nanti
00:30:44dapatlah balik profit tu.
00:30:46Nak dapat macam mana profit?
00:30:48Banyak sangat yang mengganggu saya tau.
00:30:51Masa saya meniaga.
00:30:51Ha!
00:30:53Kenapa ada masalah ke?
00:30:55Yelah macam mana nak meniaga?
00:30:57Nenek kebayang nak ganggu saya
00:30:58je tempat saya meniaga tu.
00:30:59Eh, sakit hati kadang-kadang.
00:31:01Nenek kebayang?
00:31:02Ada, Nenek.
00:31:07Inilah Nenek kebayang tu.
00:31:09Ha?
00:31:10Kenapa ada dalam buku awak belajar ni?
00:31:12Mat.
00:31:14Ni kawan koleg saya.
00:31:16Nama dia Sheila.
00:31:18Cantik ke?
00:31:19Lawah.
00:31:20Cantik.
00:31:21Cantai pun ada.
00:31:23Kenapa?
00:31:24Tak.
00:31:24Okey.
00:31:25Walaupun dia orang berada
00:31:26tapi dia...
00:31:27dia tak sumbong.
00:31:28Dia baik.
00:31:28Tak boleh, tak boleh.
00:31:29Dia memang tak baik.
00:31:30Dia teruk kalau sejumpa muka dia.
00:31:32Mat!
00:31:34Eh, Mat!
00:31:35Okey.
00:31:36Awak kena janji dengan saya awak.
00:31:38Jangan gaduh dengan dia.
00:31:39Okey?
00:31:40Mat.
00:31:41Mat!
00:31:42Mat!
00:31:43Mat!
00:31:44Janji!
00:31:44Janji!
00:31:47Janji, Mat!
00:31:48Mat!
00:31:49Janji, janji.
00:31:51Okey?
00:31:53Lembut tangan awak.
00:31:55Janji tau?
00:31:56Saya janji, saya janji.
00:31:58MAT!
00:32:07Sheila, tolong!
00:32:09Sheila, this is business.
00:32:11Okey?
00:32:11Awak ingat apa?
00:32:12Macam main masak-masak ke?
00:32:13Seminggu awak nak pergi meniaga.
00:32:15Lepas itu seminggu lagi,
00:32:16awak tak nak pergi meniaga.
00:32:17Macam itu?
00:32:17Oh!
00:32:20I don't want to go cover the cell.
00:32:23I'm so happy to see my matrempit.
00:32:26If you want to go, go drive the car.
00:32:31What?
00:32:33I drive a car?
00:32:35No, I don't think so.
00:32:36Wake up, Sheila! Wake up!
00:32:38Why? Why?
00:32:39Why?
00:32:40Why?
00:32:41Why?
00:32:42Why?
00:32:43Why?
00:32:44Why?
00:32:45Why?
00:32:46Nak jumpa matrempit, kan?
00:32:48Eh, mana ada!
00:32:52Nak jawab data, jawab kata!
00:32:56Selam!
00:32:58Sheila!
00:33:02It's for you!
00:33:16Let's go.
00:33:26Why are you doing it?
00:33:28Why are you doing it?
00:33:30No.
00:33:31She said,
00:33:32that you said that you didn't want to take care of our house.
00:33:35No.
00:33:36No.
00:33:37It's just...
00:33:38Oh!
00:33:39If it's because of my friend,
00:33:41you don't want to be scared.
00:33:43I know.
00:33:45But,
00:33:46you can see…
00:33:47I don't want to take care of my wife.
00:33:49She's still a crook.
00:33:51No,
00:33:52but I don't want to go back to Korea.
00:33:54I don't want to take care of my wife.
00:33:56I don't know.
00:33:57I don't know.
00:33:59I'm going to go back to my wife.
00:34:00Because,
00:34:01no.
00:34:02Yes.
00:34:03I'm going to ask you for the service but
00:34:05I'm going to be sure.
00:34:06You know,
00:34:07you're going to come here from now ?
00:34:08No,
00:34:09you're not sure.
00:34:10But,
00:34:11No, I don't want to ask.
00:34:13It's okay.
00:34:15But...
00:34:16Because of the past...
00:34:17Maybe I'm going to say that...
00:34:19Nenek Kebayan...
00:34:20Nenek Kebayan...
00:34:21But...
00:34:22She's not like that.
00:34:24She's good.
00:34:25She's good.
00:34:26But...
00:34:27I'm going to be pijak from...
00:34:29Where people are like you.
00:34:31So...
00:34:32How do you learn?
00:34:35Rahmatul Boyfriend Asmina?
00:34:38She's like that.
00:34:41Nampak gaya?
00:34:43Asmina pilih saya?
00:34:44So, bila dah lama tu...
00:34:46Saya usha je Rahmat.
00:34:47Usha, usha, usha.
00:34:48Nampak macam dia...
00:34:49Ada berbau tak apa hati dengan saya.
00:34:51So, saya macam...
00:34:52Oh, kawan kan?
00:34:53Bagi je lah Asmina tu dekat Rahmat.
00:34:55Bukan apa, saya ni kesian dekat orang macam tu.
00:34:58Dalam muka tak berapa nak handsome.
00:35:00Gudung besar.
00:35:02Wah...
00:35:03Sedap cerita ni.
00:35:04Aku suka sinopsis cerita ni.
00:35:06Betul lah bro, aku bukan apa.
00:35:07Kawan, kawan...
00:35:09Kawan...
00:35:10Hei...
00:35:11Orang tu tu cakap...
00:35:12Cakap malam...
00:35:13Pandang-pandang...
00:35:14Cakap siang tengah-tengah pandang ni.
00:35:16Pakailah side mirror.
00:35:17Kau tahu orang datang belakang.
00:35:19Hei...
00:35:20Mana kau dapat cerita-cerita tahiul ni?
00:35:21Aku...
00:35:22Aku gurau je, Mat.
00:35:23Betul.
00:35:29Awak...
00:35:30Saya minta maaf tau pasal hari tu.
00:35:34Mat...
00:35:35Ngalakan perempuan lah awak ni.
00:35:37Tengah sepanas tau.
00:35:38Yalah...
00:35:39Saya minta maaf juga.
00:35:43As...
00:35:44Saya minta maaf lah.
00:35:46Saya tak tahu pun mereka ni kawan awak.
00:35:49Tak apa.
00:35:50Dia boyfriend awak eh?
00:35:51Eh tak.
00:35:52Dia bukan boyfriend.
00:35:54Bukan boyfriend.
00:35:59Saya tahu.
00:36:01Tak akan test awak serendah ni.
00:36:02Eh mulut memang.
00:36:03Eh Mat...
00:36:04Mat...
00:36:05Mat...
00:36:06Kan kita dah janji tadi?
00:36:07Whatever.
00:36:19Buyo!
00:36:21Land Rover Classics 1966!
00:36:26Terbaik abang.
00:36:28Bang!
00:36:29Apa masalah bang?
00:36:30Ada rosak apa bang?
00:36:31Boleh cerita?
00:36:32Aku nak beritahu dengan kau.
00:36:33Aku harap kau tak berjumpa lagi dengan silang.
00:36:36Dan aku juga harap yang kau tidak berangarangan untuk mendapat harta yang ada pada silang.
00:36:41Sebab budak-budak macam kau ni...
00:36:44Memang standardnya kerja wash shop je lah dan carilah harta kat wash shop ni.
00:36:49Oh!
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51Faham.
00:36:52Faham.
00:36:53Bang.
00:36:54Lagipun saya jenis tak pelahap duduk orang kaya ni bang.
00:36:56Saya kerja sini cari rezeki halal.
00:36:57Ha?
00:36:58Eh...
00:36:59Abang perlu ingat satu.
00:37:00Bahasa kena jaga.
00:37:01Jangan sampai tangan berbahasa.
00:37:03Jangan sampai kaki berbicara.
00:37:05Lagipun saya SPS.
00:37:06Saya pasti sabar.
00:37:08Saya sabar.
00:37:10Hmm?
00:37:15Budak...
00:37:16Budak...
00:37:17Budak...
00:37:18Budak...
00:37:19Budak...
00:37:20Budak...
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00:37:45Budak...
00:37:46Oh, my God.
00:38:16Oh, my God.
00:38:46Oh, my God.
00:39:16Oh, my God.
00:39:46Oh, my God.
00:40:16Oh, my God.
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00:52:46Wow.
00:53:16Oh, my God.
00:53:46Oh, my God.
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01:03:46Oh, my God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:46Oh, my God.
01:06:16Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:07:16Oh, my God.
01:07:46Oh, my God.
01:08:16Oh, my God.
01:08:46Oh, my God.
01:09:16Oh, my God.
01:09:46Oh, my God.
01:10:16Oh, my God.
01:10:46Oh, my God.
01:11:16Oh, my God.
01:11:46Oh, my God.
01:12:16Oh, my God.
01:12:46Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, my God.
01:13:46Oh, my God.
01:14:16Oh, my God.
01:14:46Oh, my God.
01:15:16Oh, my God.
01:15:46Oh, my God.
01:16:16Oh, my God.
01:16:46Oh, my God.
01:17:15Oh, my God.
01:17:45Oh, my God.
01:18:15Wow.
01:18:45Oh, my God.
01:19:15Oh, my God.
01:19:45Oh, my God.
01:20:15Oh, my God.
01:20:45Oh, my God.
01:20:47Oh, my God.
01:21:17Oh, my God.
01:21:47Oh, my God.
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