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Aired (January 10, 2026): Sobrang dalisay ng kagandahan ni Ate Gurl Jackie, kaya naman nahumaling ang dalawang madlang pipol na taga-Tarlac. #GMANetwork
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00:00You're a New Manila.
00:02It's a long day.
00:04Do you want to be a white lady?
00:06I'm not a white lady!
00:08White lady, and you're a punso.
00:10It's a good combo.
00:12Do you want to be single?
00:16How many years are you?
00:18Eight months.
00:20How many years have you been in AJ?
00:22Two years.
00:24Do you want to be another one?
00:26After that?
00:28Do you miss me?
00:30You miss me?
00:32I miss you.
00:34But now, you're more familiar with your family.
00:36You're more...
00:38You're more...
00:40You're more...
00:42You're a teacher.
00:44Priority!
00:46Priority!
00:48I'll help you.
00:50You're going to go to the bank.
00:52You're going to go to the bank.
00:54You're going to go to the bank.
00:56You're not for the bank.
00:58So I'm going to go to the bank.
01:00So I'll help you.
01:02Can't you use that bank?
01:04I'm kind of madudunaw.
01:06...
01:07But this kind of love is about...
01:09Is this kind of love?
01:10How are you feeling?
01:11Is it really good?
01:12Is it really nice?
01:14It's just a nice?
01:16All right.
01:17You're good. What's your lipstick?
01:19What's your lipstick?
01:21What's your lipstick?
01:23You're good.
01:25You're good.
01:27She's like, you're good.
01:29But if you want to meet together,
01:34it's nice to meet you.
01:36Jeff,
01:38if you want to share your feelings,
01:42you'll just DM it.
01:44I'll show you.
01:46Really?
01:48Can you answer me?
01:50I'm going to read it for me.
01:53I'll tell you.
01:54Do you want to wear it at all?
01:56Do you consider me a new friend?
01:59Yes.
02:00Yes.
02:01Do you want to take care of your requirements?
02:03Responsible.
02:05I can't recommend you.
02:07I can't believe the world.
02:12Ah, kaya na niya.
02:13Pimakam.
02:14Pimakam, pumapu-arbaro, no?
02:15Ay, no.
02:18Hoy, ang gusto ni Jackie, responsable sa buhay,
02:21hindi responsable sa mga krimen.
02:25Ito mukhang responsable sa krimen.
02:28Sinong responsable sa mga nag-ilap na krimen?
02:30Ay, no.
02:32May mga searchin.
02:32May mga searchin tayo.
02:35Searchin.
02:36O, sige nga, kung meron kang MC Lasset,
02:39takbuhin nyo nga, please.
02:42Itikil na nating laro-laro, pick.
02:44Ano lang na, ikawang sa Sabato ngayon,
02:46especially ko na.
02:46Date tayo, date tayo.
02:47Yung mga TNT, pa-uwiin na muna.
02:51Parang hindi naman sanay.
02:54Okay.
02:56MC, magpakilala ka.
02:59I-brief mo nga siya.
03:00Pakilala, pangalan, edad, sa nakatira.
03:03Tapos, pick up line kay Jackie, ha?
03:05O, yun.
03:06Pangalan.
03:07Magandang tanghal eh.
03:09Magandang tanghal eh, Jackie.
03:10O.
03:11Ako nga pala si Prince Matthew.
03:15Wow.
03:17Taga-Tarlac City.
03:19Ah.
03:20Twenty-three years old.
03:22Ah.
03:24Ah, nagtatrabaho.
03:25Ay, responsable.
03:27BPO.
03:28Ah.
03:29Pick up line.
03:30Ah.
03:32Jackie, ah, flowers ka ba?
03:34Bakit?
03:35Ang bango mong tignan.
03:36Ah.
03:36Oh.
03:39Ay, lah.
03:42Flower si Jackie.
03:43Ikaw, vase ka ba?
03:45Bakit?
03:46Gusto ang tambasan.
03:48What the fuck?
03:49Yung isa, yung isa.
03:51Manager, manager.
03:52Okay, yung isa, yung isa.
03:54Oh, lumalabat.
03:55Nag-iisip ng pick up line pa eh.
03:56Pick up line.
03:59Pakilala.
03:59Pangalang tanghal eh.
04:00Hi, Jackie.
04:01Hi.
04:02Mukhang labubong nagsasalita.
04:03Hi.
04:06Ah, Anderson Cabaral.
04:08Tag-a-Tarlac.
04:10Oh.
04:10Ah, 25 years old.
04:12Ah, schooling.
04:14Schooling pa rin.
04:15Nursing student.
04:16Oh.
04:17Ay, masarap maging boyfriend niya.
04:19Aahitan ka niya.
04:19Ay, bakit naman?
04:22Di ba, ikawipin ako ng nurse, daddy?
04:24Oo.
04:24Iman sa rin namin, inaahitan ako.
04:26Naahitan ka?
04:27Bakit ka inaahitan?
04:29Taif!
04:30Di ba tinutunos ka lang?
04:32Bago hiwain at saka tahiin.
04:33Naahit mo.
04:35Okay, pick up line.
04:37Ah.
04:38Jackie.
04:39Hmm.
04:40Ang ganda mo?
04:42Pakasalan na kita.
04:44Ay, God.
04:44Ang pinis mo namang tari.
04:47Sakto, nakapangkasal na.
04:49Ay, ay, bulaklak.
04:51Ay, bulaklak pa diyan.
04:54Ayun, isang buong araw.
04:57Hindi mo may bitawan to.
04:59Kahit siya ka magpunta, kahit mag-host ka.
05:06Gusto mo yan, ha?
05:07Dali na nga, bakit papel ni hapon?
05:10In a paper.
05:11Di ba, inepport yan.
05:12Inawapanin na lang.
05:14Oo.
05:14Marami siya lamang.
05:16Itong dalawang to, bukang ano, no?
05:17Ano?
05:18Bukang namunguhan ng OTP.
05:21OTP.
05:22Camera.
05:22Bukang mga scammer.
05:24Camera.
05:24Bukang namunguhan ng OTP.
05:26Tas nang lilimas.
05:27Oo.
05:28Pero maraming siya.
05:29May request siya.
05:31Ano?
05:31Gusto daw niya makasayaw si Vong.
05:33Oo.
05:35Pero sandali lang, sandali lang.
05:36Nung nagsisikahan tayo.
05:37Ano yung sinasabi mo sa...
05:39Sabi, punta ka sa comedy bar, vice comedy bar.
05:41Oo.
05:42Kumakapulong ka din eh.
05:43Hindi eh.
05:43Sabi ko, oy, magpahinga kayo, mag-ingat kayo pa uwi ah.
05:46Tarlac pa kasi.
05:47Isa?
05:48Hatid mo ba?
05:49Hatid mo?
05:50Tarinig namin dito, pinuyo yung bulong mo.
05:51Ano?
05:52Pumapatulong ka pa sa baklang may maintenance.
05:55Ay!
05:56Bakit may maintenance?
05:57Pumapatulong ka pa sa baklang may maintenance.
06:00O, maraming salamat.
06:03Ay, yung bisita namin, nandito na.
06:05Alika na.
06:05Mamaya.
06:06Ah, maglalaro ng finals na po aga.
06:09Last round.
06:10O, last round.
06:11Okay pala, ating mag-players.
06:12Meron na kayong matatanggap na
06:13T-1,000 PISO!
06:16Last round.
06:16Sir, you realize we're after 10 minutes over.
06:19Okay, may wag ang bilong isa iwan.
06:25Para maswerte ka honi, matapatahan dito sa
06:27Eliminate or Eliminate.
06:29Eliminate Music!
06:31Hoy, MC tara na, MC!
06:33Stop!
06:34Stop!
06:35Talaga ka.
06:36Kapisis, ha?
06:37Pag-ante to, pag-ante.
06:39Kailangan kay-adjust na.
06:40Riba unikot eh!
06:41Okay na yan.
06:42Kapulin natin.
06:43Okay, swerte kaya sila.
06:45Yung mga nakatutok sa green.
06:46See you sa next round.
06:47Ilaw!
06:48Binet!
06:49Binet!
06:50O, ayun!
06:52Sorry!
06:53Congratulations!
06:54Sorry sa mga ano.
06:55Patagkat si Jim!
06:56O.
06:57Si Paika, pasok!
06:59Sa lahat po ng mga nakaapak na green,
07:01congratulations sa mga hindi.
07:03Sorry po.
07:04Balik na po ulit kayo sa likod.
07:06Pwesto na po ulit kayo sa likod.
07:08Huwag kayong mag-alala.
07:08May pang-mireta kayong 1,000 na mamaya.
07:10Yes!
07:12Ayan to naman, papainaw tayo ulit.
07:13Ilaw, Binet!
07:14Round 2.
07:14O, Binet!
07:15O, players!
07:18Pwesto kayo sa puting ilaw.
07:19Pwesto ulit.
07:20Pwesto na sa pute.
07:21Let's go!
07:22Let's go!
07:23Okay, hanap na kayo ng pwesto.
07:24Ayan ang mga langgam na gahanap ng puting ilaw.
07:27Bupunta na sila sa puting ilaw.
07:29May natitira pang isayan na si MC.
07:31Kompleto na up!
07:32Galingan sa English-ing para more chances of winning.
07:37Dito sa it's...
07:38Give it!
07:42Illaw, Binet!
07:43Binet!
07:46O, si Melanie.
07:47Melanie, first to answer po kayo.
07:49Pag-a-san po kayo sa Makati?
07:51Palanan.
07:52Palanan.
07:53Palanan.
07:54Palanan.
07:54Maka Senteri.
07:55Tatlong segundo po ang ibibigay namin sa inyo para makasagot.
07:58Kailangan nyo lamang English-in ang salitang sasabihin ko.
08:01Ito ay mga Tagalog words na tumutukoy sa mga likas na pangyayari or natural phenomena or natural disaster.
08:11Yun ang mga tinutukoy natin, ha?
08:13I-inglisin mo lang.
08:14Okay, Melanie, tatlong segundo.
08:15Anong English nang?
08:16Bagyo.
08:18One, two, three.
08:21Sorry, Melanie.
08:22Ang tamang siguro tayo.
08:22Typhoon or storm.
08:25MC, anong English nang?
08:27Puhawi.
08:28Tornado.
08:29Correct!
08:30Ta, anong English nang?
08:31Kidlat.
08:33One, two, three.
08:36Sorry.
08:37Lightning.
08:38Lightning ang English nang kidlat.
08:39Juggie.
08:40Anong English nang?
08:41Balangaw or bahaghari.
08:44Rainbow.
08:44Yes!
08:46Lepoy.
08:48Lindol.
08:49Earthquake.
08:49Correct!
08:50Rhea.
08:52Kulog.
08:55Sorry.
08:56Thunder ang tamang sagot.
08:58Thunder ang tamang sagot by Rhea.
08:59Okay.
09:00Jenny, anong English nang?
09:02Pulalakaw.
09:03One, two, three.
09:06Ang tamang sagot tayo.
09:07Falling star or meteor or shooting star or meteorite.
09:12Okay.
09:12By Jenny.
09:13JP, anong English nang?
09:15Baha.
09:16Flood.
09:17Correct!
09:18Micah.
09:19Anong English nang?
09:20Niebe.
09:21Ice.
09:25O ice.
09:25Hindi tatanggapin ng ice dahil ang ice ay yellow.
09:29Ang niebe po ay snow.
09:32Thank you, Imayka.
09:33Gemma, anong English nang?
09:36Paguho ng lupa.
09:38One, two, three.
09:41By Emma.
09:43Landslide, Gemma.
09:44Ang tamang sagot.
09:45Oyeng.
09:45Anong English nang?
09:46Kumunoy.
09:48Hall.
09:49Wrong.
09:50Ang tamang sagot ay quicksand.
09:53Anthony, ulan.
09:55Great.
09:56Correct!
09:57Nakasagot ng lahat palang pakadaman natin sila.
09:59Ang mga natitira ay lima.
10:03GMC, si Jugs, Repoy, JP, and Anthony.
10:06Pwesta na ulit sa likod.
10:09Nakapwesta na sa likod.
10:10Ang lima ay magpipigna ng mga ilaw.
10:12Ilaw, minis.
10:15Okay, players.
10:16Pwesta ulit sa puting ilaw.
10:18Ayan na.
10:25Tayo mag-aawitan na dito sa
10:26You Got a Lair.
10:31Ilaw, minis.
10:32Okay, si Anthony ang mga una.
10:37First to sing.
10:38Anthony, video-aake na tayo ha?
10:41Ang leader natin ay ang six-part invention.
10:43At ito ang kakantahin nila.
10:45Ah, itong official soundtrack or theme song ng pelikulang Call Me Mother.
10:49Ang version na napapakinggan natin sa pelikulang Call Me Mother ay version ni Brian Chong.
10:56Yun yung slow version na ang sakit-sakit sa puso.
11:00Pero ngayon, pakinggan natin yung tala na original.
11:02Yung version ni Sarah Geronimo.
11:05Sing it!
11:07Thank you, six-part invention!
11:10Call Me Mother, still showing!
11:13Oras na para sa...
11:14Field Meditation!
11:17Go!
11:17Pick na!
11:19MC!
11:19MC!
11:20MC!
11:22First time mo to?
11:23Hindi.
11:24Ah, pangalawa.
11:24O, saan ka, Anthony?
11:26Ah, ah, namili.
11:28Ayan na.
11:29Players, sa aking hudyan,
11:31sabay-sabay na ninyong hawakan ang dulo ng ribbon
11:33at iangat ito para...
11:35Wait lang, wait lang.
11:36Wala mo na nga hawakan.
11:38Sabi ko, sa aking hudyan.
11:41Pagkatapos yung hawakan ng dulo ng ribbon,
11:42ito ay iangat para mabuksan ang kahon.
11:44Ang gift box na may pasapok na sarbrisa
11:48ang maglalaro sa final game.
11:51Nakikita niyo na kung nasan yung dulo ng ribbon.
11:55Hawakan lang yung dulo.
11:56Huwag hihilahin ha.
11:57Hawakan muna ha.
12:00One, two, three.
12:02Go!
12:02Hila!
12:05Ah!
12:06MC!
12:07MC!
12:08MC!
12:09May chance pa yung mga na-out kanina
12:13na panalo ng
12:15100,000 pesos.
12:18MC!
12:19Yes!
12:20Hindi ka taga Makati.
12:22Yes!
12:22Pero ikaw ang Swinerti.
12:24Oo.
12:24Kaya naman ngayon,
12:25magbibigay pag-asa kang muli
12:27sa mga natalo kaninang naglaro.
12:31Mula sa Makati,
12:32pipili ka ng isa.
12:34Sino kaya ang maswerte
12:35ang mabibigay ng isa pang chance?
12:37MC!
12:37MC!
12:37MC!
12:39Ayan na!
12:43At ang laro mo ay para kay...
12:46Oyeng!
12:48Oyeng!
12:49Oyeng!
12:50Oyeng!
12:51Hi, Oyeng!
12:53Ayan!
12:55Ate Oyeng, congratulations
12:56para sa iyong ilalaro ni MC.
12:58San ka inabot kanina?
12:59Anong round ka natanggal?
13:00Second po.
13:01Second round.
13:02Anong tinanong sa iyo sa second round?
13:04Ah, yung...
13:06Putik.
13:06Anong English ng...
13:07English ng Putik po.
13:09Wala naman akong tinanong nag...
13:10Kumunoy!
13:10Kumunoy!
13:11Kumunoy sa'yo.
13:13Kwiksan!
13:14Kumunoy!
13:14Kwiksan!
13:16Putik!
13:16So anong gusto mo...
13:18Anong gusto mo sabihin kay Putik?
13:19Ay, kay ano?
13:20Kinato, kinato.
13:21Kay MC.
13:23Ah, thank you po.
13:26Ah, naiyak na ate.
13:27Thank you po.
13:28Ako po kakaabuluhan po.
13:30Ate, wag kang umiyak.
13:32Ayokong mag-abon.
13:35Naiyak si Oyeng.
13:36Bakit Oyeng?
13:38Sa totoo lang po.
13:40Hindi po sana ako payagan ng asa ko na pumunta dito.
13:43Kasi unang-una, yung baby ko sa akin pa puno may dede.
13:47Two years old.
13:51Buti nakapunta po kayo rito.
13:53Opo, nakiusap po ako.
13:54Tapos sabi ko...
13:55So, kanino dumedi yung bata ngayon?
13:57Wala po.
13:57Sabi ko, pakainin mo lang muna ng kahin.
13:59Ah, hindi ba?
13:59Hindi ka nakakaipon?
14:00Di ba yung gano'n?
14:01Oo.
14:03Ayaw niya po ng ano?
14:04Ayaw niya po ng yung sabote.
14:05Sa bote?
14:06Ayaw niya po.
14:08Ah, sa'yo lang siya gusto.
14:09Oo, nakuye.
14:09Baka hinahanap ka niya.
14:11Kaya kailangan madaliin na natin ito.
14:13Okay?
14:13Pero sana swetihin ka para...
14:15Sana po.
14:16Meron kang bit-bit pa uwi.
14:18Nagalit ba'y asawa mo?
14:19Ah, hindi naman po.
14:20Sabi niya...
14:22Mag-aabang daw po siya.
14:25Nanonood siya?
14:26Nag-aabang.
14:27Anong pangalan niya?
14:27Ronel po, Aurelie.
14:29O, Ronel.
14:30Sa ngayon, itapat mo muna sa'yo.
14:32Walang makukuha.
14:34Walayo mo.
14:34Oo.
14:35Naku, MC ha.
14:36Ipanalo mo dahil kung hindi,
14:37sa'yo pa din dinigit ka.
14:39Abang nagbibingo ka.
14:42Ba, ba ka lah.
14:43Okay.
14:44So, Oyeng, dun ka muna.
14:48Good luck sa'yo, MC.
14:49Ang larong ito ay para kay Oyeng.
14:52Ito doon na natin.
14:54Jackie, Kim, first and last offer.
14:56First and last.
14:58Yes.
14:58Let's go, Ate Kimi.
14:59Ayun naman pa, Kim Kimi.
15:00Bagong kasal.
15:03Oo nga.
15:04Ito yung bride.
15:05Ikaw mag-offer, bride.
15:06Okay.
15:07Dahil swerte ang ikakasal,
15:09bigyan agad natin si Ate.
15:10Oyeng, Ate, MC.
15:1225,000 pesos.
15:1425,000 pesos.
15:16Okay ka doon, Kim, sa 25?
15:19Yes.
15:19Hanggang doon, yes.
15:21Perfect na yun.
15:22Perfect.
15:2225,000 pesos.
15:2425% ng ating pot money na 100,000 piso.
15:30Gusto mo naman kunin yun
15:31at ipauwi agad kay Oyeng
15:33para tapos lang maghihirap.
15:34Baka uwi na siya sa bahay.
15:36Dali naantay na siya ng anak niya.
15:38Pot o lipot?
15:40Pot o lipot?
15:40Pot o lipot?
15:41Pot o lipot?
15:46Pot o lipot?
15:46May sinesenyes ka, Oyeng.
15:48Anong pinubulong mo?
15:49Pot o lipot?
15:51Pot o lipot?
15:52Pot o lipot?
15:53Bayo po.
15:54Oyeng, ikaw.
15:55Pot o lipot?
15:56Kung ikaw masusunod, Oyeng.
15:58Goto, Oyeng.
16:0025,000?
16:01Para kay Oyeng.
16:02Ikaw, MC.
16:03Pot o lipot?
16:04Pot o lipot?
16:04Pot o lipot?
16:07Kaya mo bang ilapan to
16:08para kay Oyeng?
16:10So, sandaling isigaw mo ang pot,
16:12iaangat natin ang katanungan
16:14at kailangan mong sagutin ang tama
16:15para manalo siya ng 100,000 pesos.
16:19Pero kung hindi naman,
16:21punin mo yung 25,000 pesos.
16:23MC, pot o lipat?
16:26Ang larong ito ay para kay Oye.
16:28Pot o lipat?
16:30Ikaw ang magiging susi
16:31ang ikakapanalo niya.
16:33So, MC, pot o lipat?
16:36Malaking tulong ito
16:37para sa paninigay niya.
16:38MC, pot o lipat?
16:39Pot o lipat?
16:41Maging matalino ka sa magtidesisyon
16:43kay Oye ito.
16:44MC, pot o lipat?
16:48Pag pot ang pinili mo,
16:50kailangan tanongin kita
16:51at sasagutin mo ng tama.
16:53Pot o lipat?
16:55You take the money,
16:56you go home at 25,000 pesos.
16:59Kailan ako sasagot?
17:00Ay, sorry, bagal mo, sorry.
17:02Sabi ni Yeng.
17:03Sino si Yeng?
17:04Ay, si Oye.
17:06Oye, lipat na.
17:08Ah, talaga?
17:09Ah?
17:18Iyeng.
17:18Iyeng.
17:20Iyeng.
17:20Iyeng.
17:20Iyeng.
17:21Iyeng.
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