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00:00Shh. Just five million dollars.
00:04What? That's crazy! Five million dollars?!
00:08Tony, this banquet didn't cost more than a hundred thousand!
00:15Mom, what's wrong?
00:16It's your dad's project. He's still short on funding. Didn't I tell you to ask Grace for the money?
00:22She said she's pretty short on cash, too.
00:24Tony, I only signed off on this arrangement because of her resources.
00:30She is supposed to help us. If she can't even do that, why bother marrying her?
00:35She is my sister.
00:37What is all that ruckus?
00:39She's Grace's janitor's sister. She's been trying to force her way into our engagement party.
00:44Really?
00:46Wow.
00:48Well, if she wants in, then she'll have to pay to attend.
00:52That should solve our funding problem.
00:58That's straight up robbery!
01:00Marriage costs extend far beyond an engagement party, my dear.
01:05Asking for five million is actually quite a modest request.
01:10You're right, five million is pretty modest.
01:12But you know what?
01:14The thing is, you're not even worth that much.
01:17Who the hell do you think you are?
01:21Just admit, you can't afford it.
01:23How many lifetimes of picking up trash would it take you to get five million bucks?
01:29You're not fooling anyone.
01:31Stop ganging up on my sister!
01:34You want five million dollars?
01:36Fine, I'll cover it.
01:37I need five million transferred over.
01:46What do you mean we can't afford that right now?
01:50Can't even scrape together a measly five million dollars!
02:07What a disgrace!
02:08What the hell is this?
02:09What?
02:10He hasn't told you yet?
02:11Tony, who is this?
02:12She's the woman Ella.
02:13What?
02:14Tony, are you really going to marry Grace?
02:15What does she have that I don't?
02:16Grace may not come from much but she's a rising star with a lot of respect in the corporate world.
02:29And with the way our family's projects are going right now, we need her financial support.
02:34I don't know.
02:35I don't know.
02:36I don't know.
02:37I don't know.
02:38I don't know.
02:39I don't know.
02:40I don't know.
02:41I don't know.
02:42I don't know.
02:43I don't know.
02:44I don't know.
02:45I don't know.
02:46I don't know.
02:47I don't know.
02:48I don't know.
02:49What am I supposed to do?
02:50Don't worry.
02:51I might be marrying Grace, but I'm all yours, Amy.
02:57This is how you treat my sister?
03:04You think you're going to get away with this?
03:06Oh, please.
03:07I've known Tony way before your sister ever did.
03:11If anything, that makes you the mistress.
03:15Oh, wait.
03:16Isn't your sister's company in trouble?
03:18I bet she can't even scrape together $5,000 right now.
03:24Whatever's going on with my sister's company is something that I can fix in seconds.
03:28Don't kid yourself.
03:30You know what?
03:31I'll give your sister two days until she's completely bankrupt.
03:36What did you just say?
03:39Mrs. Grant.
03:44The Sinclair Group may not be top player in the business world, but my daddy did tell me that if you let me marry Tony, we will bankroll your company right through the rough patch, free of interest.
03:59Now that is what a proper daughter-in-law looks like.
04:05Tony, you said I'd be here forever.
04:08You said that you would never turn-
04:09Grace, when I said that, your company was crushing it.
04:12You met all my family's standards, but now you're just a failed businesswoman.
04:17Marrying you would only set the grants back. Face it, Grace, you should take this as a wake-up call.
04:22Wow. Now that you're no longer Tony's future bride, what are you still doing here? Well, we're saying you're welcome?
04:29Get out!
04:32But hey, it's not like you have nothing left. You still have your garbage-sweeping sister.
04:38And guess what? Since we're feeling so nice, we'll even let her be a maid in our family mansion. That way, at least she won't starve.
04:47Enough! We don't have time to waste on human trash. Mr. Cohen will be here soon, and if we play our cards right, we might even get to meet the almighty warlord queen.
04:59So, let's call in all the stylists. Hair, makeup, wardrobe, I want it all. I need my future daughter-in-law shining like a diamond.
05:11Save yourselves the trouble. This little engagement party of yours isn't happening.
05:32Shut your mouth, you toilet scrubber trying to jinx our big day. Grace, is your sister insane?
05:40Sis, I'm sorry. I was wrong about Tony. Let's just go.
05:45Why should we? We're not the ones being disgraced here. It's them. Not you. You should just kick back. Watch the show.
05:53Excuse me! What gives you the audacity to spout such pure nonsense?
05:59Oh my god, are hallucinations like a side effect of poverty? Cause this lady sounds like she thinks she's the warlord queen.
06:07Guys, this janitor is a nutcase. Don't bother wasting time on her.
06:16We can't afford to piss them off more than we already have. Let's just leave.
06:37What happens? Isn't that the warlord queen?
06:50That's her no doubt. Why is she in a janitor's uniform?
06:54Stay right there.
06:58Kat, these are some of the most powerful people in the country. You can't just talk to them like that.
07:07Hey, what's going on?
07:16Darling, you look marvelous. That suits you better than it ever would, Grace.
07:23Her janitor sister said our banquet wouldn't happen today. Hilarious.
07:27You know, the guests will be here any minute. We should head out.
07:31Let's go see what's become of Grace and her gutter trash sister. Probably out crying by the dumpsters or something.
07:36After you, the happy couple.
07:41Baby.
07:42Baby.
07:48They don't move until I tell them they can't.
07:50What?!
07:53Attention!
07:54Welcome back, ma'am. And congrats on another successful undercover mission.
08:05You haven't even had time to change yet. I'll have some formal attire sent over right away.
08:09No time. Take me straight to the Sterling Grand Hotel. I can't be late for my sister's engagement party.
08:17Move out!
08:18Move out!
08:29Well, hey.
08:31That's not very nice.
08:33I'm just washing the stink off janitor.
08:36Attack! Kill the stinging monster!
08:43You tricked me!
08:44What the hell did you do to my son?!
08:48It was her. She pushed me. Beat her up, mommy.
08:53What is wrong with you? He's just a kid.
08:56For the record, I didn't touch your son. Didn't lay a single finger on him.
09:00If you want to check the security cameras, you can.
09:02You know, he probably just wanted to play.
09:04Instead of shoving him over, you could have politely declined.
09:07You should feel lucky he even noticed you.
09:10I don't have time for this. I have an engagement party to get to.
09:12You know, it's funny. I'm going to the engagement party, too.
09:17And the bride-to-be? Grace Blackwood?
09:20California's brightest corporate star?
09:23Yeah. She's my best friend.
09:25Grace?
09:27Same Grace who took her company to a hundred million in under a year.
09:31And now she's marrying into the Grant family,
09:34which is one of the richest dynasties in the country,
09:36but I wouldn't expect a janitor to know a name like that.
09:38That's Grace Blackwood, founder of the Blackwood Group.
09:39Play it smart, honey. If she likes you, we're golden.
09:40Okay, Mom.
09:41I am so sorry I'm late.
09:42Traffic was horrible.
09:43Blackwood!
09:44That's great!
09:45That's great!
09:46That's great!
09:47That's great!
09:48That's great!
09:49That's great!
09:50That's great!
09:51Grace Blackwood, founder of the Blackwood Group.
10:03Play it smart, honey. If she likes you, we're golden.
10:06Okay, Mom.
10:07I am so sorry I'm late.
10:09Traffic was horrible!
10:10Blackwood! That's quite alright!
10:13I have a sis!
10:15Are you okay?
10:17Sis?
10:19Sis?
10:20You know my sister?
10:23No.
10:24It wasn't exactly a warm introduction.
10:29Take them away.
10:31Grace, please.
10:32I won't make it up to you, I swear.
10:34I can host both of you next time you're in-
10:37Anyone who disrespects my sister doesn't get a next time.
10:42Guards?
10:45No.
10:46Wait.
10:47I missed you so much!
10:48No!
10:49No!
10:50No!
10:51No!
10:52No!
10:53No!
10:54No!
10:55You're getting married!
10:56You're getting married!
10:57And you are way too old to be clinging unto me like this.
11:06Who cares if I'm getting married?
11:07You promise me that no matter how old we get, we'll always be there for me.
11:13Don't worry, Grace. Honey and Daddy might not want us anymore.
11:17But you're still with me.
11:19From now on, I will take care of you.
11:22I will be your family.
11:30You sacrificed so much putting me through school.
11:33And now I'm doing great in the company and marrying into the Grant family.
11:41It is my turn to take care of you.
11:44Well, it wasn't exactly a sacrifice to take care of my little sister.
11:49Kat, there is no such thing as an easy life for a janitor.
11:53Maybe it's time to tell her.
11:55Well...
11:59Actually...
12:01Grace, how much longer are you going to make me wait?
12:14Kat, this is my fiancé.
12:23Tony.
12:25Tony, this is my wife.
12:28Seriously, Grace?
12:30It's our engagement party.
12:31Why'd you drag a janitor here?
12:33That filthy uniform, what else would she be besides a toilet scrubber?
12:37What, is she supposed to be some special guest?
12:39Tony, this is my sister.
12:42Oh, shoot!
12:46I forgot my purse in the car.
12:48Keep my sister company.
12:49I'll be right back.
12:54Never thought Grace's sister would be a janitor, of all things.
12:57I never thought my sister would settle for a man who treats people like shit.
13:00The Grant family is way out of your league.
13:03Today's guests are the elite of the elite.
13:06Honestly, if I were you, I would leave before you embarrass Grace.
13:09Or yourself.
13:11Hm.
13:12The only person I'm here to see is my sister.
13:14What anyone else thinks doesn't matter.
13:18Grace may put up with you, but my family won't.
13:21Janitors don't belong at Grant parties.
13:24Get out.
13:26You don't have the status to order me around.
13:29No.
13:32Take her to the garage.
13:33Teach her some respect.
13:34Guards!
13:40Should've walked away when you had the chance.
13:44Ugh.
13:45Disgusting.
13:49Of all the people you could've pissed off, you picked Tony Grant?
13:52Dumb move.
13:54Pretty face like yours.
13:56Maybe cleaning floors isn't the only thing you're good at.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Clean us up, sweetheart.
14:03Do a good job and maybe we'll let you go.
14:15Where's my sister?
14:17Oh, she said she had something to take care of.
14:19Oh.
14:21I did.
14:22Handled it.
14:36Bitch, now you're really asking for it.
14:38Let's get her, boys.
14:45Ugh.
14:46Oh.
14:49Ugh.
14:54Ugh.
14:55G-
14:56You
15:14Those useless idiots from one against a woman and they still lost
15:19Are your fighting style am I imagining things or does she fight just like those secret badass
15:24Lord mercenaries, but these guys are all men. There's only ever been one woman
15:37Tony
15:39What's wrong nothing I've got to go call mr. Cohen
15:45You know that Tony whatever his name is isn't good enough for you. How about I set you up with someone better
15:54That's Thomas Cohen, so what do you think if you like him? I can set you up
16:04Yeah, mr. Thomas is in Forbes 30 under 30. He's like on top of the world right now
16:10There's no way he would ever consider someone like me
16:13You're my sister grace
16:15If anyone is reaching here, it's him
16:18Stop messing with me
16:20Look, Tony said he's gonna give mr. Cohen a call
16:23Who knows if he'll pick up let alone actually it's in the party. Don't worry about that. I'll send Thomas the invitation myself
16:30Hello, mr. Cohen. This is Tony grant
16:34Said you're from the grant family
16:36My father spoke with you a few days ago. I was wondering if you could attend our family's engagement banquet tonight
16:42Yeah, sorry. I have more important things to do. I promise we won't take up too much of your time
16:46Tell Thomas the invitations from me
16:48Tell Thomas the invitations from me that voice could it be the warlord queen?
16:54Shut up. You broke nobody
16:56You're interrupting my call with mr. Cohen
16:58Tell him Catherine Blackwood sends him an invitation second. He hears my name. He'll come right over
17:04Grace, please control your sister if she pisses Thomas off my family could lose everything
17:09Kat, please please don't make this harder
17:13Please I am begging you
17:17Fine I'll call Thomas myself
17:21Who was that voice just now?
17:23Just some stupid janitor
17:25I'm so sorry for the disturbance mr. Cohen
17:27Trust me Kat
17:29We don't want to get on mr. Cohen's bad side
17:31Please don't make any trouble
17:33It is not any trouble
17:35Look I will call him right now
17:37Why is she putting on this act? She doesn't need to impress me
17:41Oh forget it
17:43No point in pushing her
17:45She's just trying to make me feel better about her job
17:47Fine
17:49I'm not stopping you
17:51I'll join Tony just need us inside when you're done
17:59Please mr. Cohen just give us a chance
18:01It would mean the world if you could make it tonight
18:03It would mean the world if you could make it tonight
18:07I have an urgent call
18:13What is it?
18:15I just heard her second phone ringing
18:17I've heard he has a private line but only one person has access to it
18:20The woman who commands all the special forces
18:23And sits on a near trillion dollar war chest
18:25The Warlord Queen
18:28The Warlord Queen?
18:33Could it be?
18:35Grace what's wrong?
18:37Kat said she was gonna call Mr. Cohen
18:41You think this janitor is the Warlord Queen?
18:44If that's the Warlord Queen
18:46I'm the President of the United States
18:48Let's get inside and get ready
18:50My sister's just an ordinary person
18:53How could she possibly be the Warlord Queen?
18:56What am I even thinking?
18:58Come on
18:59Come on
19:02Tommy
19:03Hi
19:04Yes, it's me
19:05It's a pleasant surprise to receive such a personal call from you
19:09Relax
19:10I just have something to discuss with you
19:14You want to introduce me to your sister?
19:16Wow, that's an honor
19:17I'll beat the Sterling right away
19:19I'll see you there
19:22Great
19:23Where do you think you're going?
19:33Janitor
19:34Sterling is only hosting private members today
19:37I am a member
19:38You dare stand in here?
19:41Open your eyes
19:43The Grant family has this whole place rented out today
19:46I'm here for the engagement party
19:49Engagement party?
19:52That's hilarious
19:54Get out
19:55We'll let you know if we have any toilets that need scrubbing
19:59You filthy janitor
20:03You got a lot of nerves
20:05Coming in here
20:06Posing as a guest
20:09You guys have a death wish
20:12Cat?
20:16What?
20:18Great
20:20Fantastic
20:21Understood
20:23Thomas Cohen's attending our engagement banquet
20:25Hurry, let's get inside and get prepared
20:27Don't do anything to offend him
20:29I think I heard my sister
20:32Your sister is a grown woman
20:34She doesn't need you to babysit her
20:36Thomas Cohen is all that matters
20:38Please don't mess this up, okay?
20:43Nothing matters more than my sister
20:47You must really think I can't live without you, huh?
20:54Well
20:58Alright
20:59I'm here for my sister's engagement
21:02You even printed out a fake invitation!
21:07The Grants are hosting this engagement for the Blackwood group
21:11You clearly don't belong here
21:13So just get out
21:15Take yourself out with the trash
21:16And stop buzzing around here like a fly
21:22Or
21:23You could kneel
21:24Kiss my shoes
21:25Fuckin' about you
21:26Aren't you worried about what Grace is gonna think when she sees you treating me like this?
21:31We're about to be Grace's real family
21:35Who do you think she's gonna believe?
21:37Us?
21:38Or a lying toilet scrubber?
21:42Grace is my sister
21:44She's always gonna be on my side
21:46Pathetic
21:47Street trash posing as Grace's sister just to score a free meal
21:53Guards!
21:54Take this bitch out!
21:56She is my sister
22:00Kat
22:01Are you okay?
22:04She is my sister
22:08Kat
22:09You okay?
22:10Don't worry
22:11I'm fine
22:13Grace
22:14Don't be angry
22:15We didn't know your sister was...
22:17Like this
22:19You're the CEO
22:20Who ever would have thought that your sister would be a...
22:23Janitor
22:25She is a janitor
22:27But every penny that she has ever made
22:30Has been honest and clean
22:32She's the one who got me through school
22:34Without her I wouldn't even be here
22:37Kat
22:38Don't let their words get to you
22:39Please
22:41If it weren't for you I wouldn't waste a single second on them
22:44I don't care what they say
22:47You
22:49You are just a lowly janitor
22:52How dare you disrespect our family like that?
22:56How dare you disrespect our family like that?
23:00Grace? This is your sister?
23:02That's right
23:04Well, if you'd like her to attend the banquet
23:06Then she needs to help cover the costs
23:08My son Tony has fronted every dime for today's event
23:12So if she pays her fair share
23:15She may attend
23:16I'm sorry, what?
23:17That's crazy
23:18You have never made me contribute
23:20My dear
23:21We thought you didn't have any family
23:24We felt bad for you
23:26And since you're marrying into ours
23:28Paying dues isn't necessary
23:29But now
23:30A sister shows up?
23:32Yeah, she better chip in
23:34As a show of good faith
23:36Do you support this?
23:39Grace, our family has a reputation to protect
23:42People are watching
23:44What are they going to say if a janitor is amongst them?
23:47At least give her a chance to prove that she belongs here by contributing
23:51I'd be more than happy to pay anything for my sister's engagement
23:55But seeing the family that she's married into
24:00I don't think so
24:02You don't deserve it
24:04Watch your mouth
24:06The only reason you're standing here is because Grace is marrying into our family
24:11Big talk for somebody with empty pockets
24:13It's okay, Kat
24:15I have money
24:16I'll pay
24:18Grace
24:19How much do you want?
24:21Not much
24:22Just five million dollars
24:26What?
24:27That's crazy five million dollars?
24:30Tony, this banquet didn't cost more than a hundred thousand
24:37Mom, what's wrong?
24:38It's your dad's project
24:40He's still short on funding
24:41Didn't I tell you to ask Grace for the money?
24:45She said she's pretty short on cash too
24:47Tony, I only signed off on this arrangement because of her resources
24:52She is supposed to help us
24:54If she can't even do that, why bother marrying her?
24:57She is my sister
24:59What is all that ruckus?
25:01She's Grace's janitor's sister
25:03She's been trying to force her way into our engagement party
25:06Really?
25:08Wow
25:09Well, if she wants in, then she'll have to pay to attend
25:14That should solve our funding problem
25:20That's straight up robbery!
25:22Marriage costs extend far beyond an engagement party, my dear
25:27Asking for five million is actually quite a modest request
25:30You're right, five million is pretty modest
25:34But you know what?
25:36The thing is, you're not even worth that much
25:41Who the hell do you think you are?
25:43Just admit, you can't afford it
25:45How many lifetimes of picking up trash would it take you to get five million bucks?
25:51You're not fooling anyone
25:53Stop ganging up on my sister
25:55You want five million dollars?
25:57Five million dollars?
25:58Fine, I'll cover it
26:04Hey, I need five million transferred over
26:08What do you mean we can't afford that right now?
26:12Can't even scrape together a measly five million dollars
26:27What a disgrace!
26:38What the hell is this?
26:42What?
26:44He hasn't told you yet?
26:46Tony, who is this?
26:47She's the woman I love
26:50What?
26:53Tony, are you really gonna marry Grace?
26:57What does she have that I don't?
26:59Grace may not come from much, but she's a rising star with a lot of respect in the corporate world
27:04And with the way our family's projects are going right now, we need her financial support
27:09What am I supposed to do?
27:11Don't worry, I might be marrying Grace, but I'm all yours, too
27:24This is how you treat my sister?
27:27You think you're gonna get away with this?
27:29Oh please, I've known Tony way before your sister ever did
27:33If anything, that makes you the mistress
27:38Oh wait, isn't your sister's company in trouble?
27:41I bet she can't even scrape together five thousand dollars right now
27:46Whatever's going on with my sister's company is something that I can fix in seconds
27:51Don't kid yourself
27:53You know what, I'll give your sister two days
27:57Until she's completely bankrupt
27:59What did you just say?
28:01Hm?
28:04Mrs. Grant
28:07The Sinclair Group may not be top player in the business world
28:12But my daddy did tell me that if you let me marry Tony
28:16We will bankroll your company right through the rough patch
28:20Free of interest
28:22Now that is what a proper daughter-in-law looks like
28:27Tony, you said I'd be here forever
28:30You said that you would never-
28:31Grace, when I said that your company was crushing it
28:35You met all my family's standards, but now you're just a failed businesswoman
28:40Marrying you would only set the grants back
28:42Face it, Grace, you should take this as a wake-up call
28:45Wow, now that you're no longer Tony's future bride
28:49What are you still doing here?
28:51Oh, we're saying you're welcome?
28:52Get out!
28:54But hey, it's not like you have nothing left
28:57You still have your garbage-sweeping sister
29:01And guess what? Since we're feeling so nice, we'll even let her be a maid in our family mansion
29:06That way, at least you won't starve
29:10Enough! We don't have time to waste on human trash
29:14Mr. Cohen will be here soon
29:16And if we play our cards right, we might even get to meet the almighty warlord queen
29:22So, let's call in all the stylists
29:26Hair, makeup, wardrobe, I want it all
29:28I need my future daughter-in-law shining like a diamond
29:37Save yourselves the trouble
29:39This little engagement party of yours isn't happening
29:42Shut your mouth, you toilet scrubber! Trying to jinx our big day!
30:00Grace, is your sister insane?!
30:02Sis, I'm sorry
30:04I was wrong about Tony, let's just go
30:07Why should we? We're not the ones being disgraced here, it's them, not you
30:12You should just kick back, watch the show
30:15Excuse me, what gives you the audacity to spout such pure nonsense?
30:22Oh my god, are hallucinations like a side effect of poverty?
30:26Cause this lady sounds like she thinks she's the warlord queen
30:30Guys, this janitor is a nutcase, don't bother wasting time on her
30:33We can't afford to piss them off more than we already have
30:42Let's just leave
31:03Good heavens, isn't that the warlord queen?
31:12That's her no doubt
31:14Why is she in a janitor's uniform?
31:17Stay right there
31:20Cat, these are some of the most powerful people in the country
31:24You can't just talk to them like that
31:33Hey, what's going on?
31:40Darling, you look marvelous!
31:43That suits you better than it ever would, Grace
31:46Her janitor's sister said our banquet wouldn't happen today
31:49Hilarious
31:51You know, the guests will be here any minute
31:53We should head out
31:54Let's go see what's become of Grace and her gutter trash sister
31:56Probably out crying by the dumpsters or something
31:58After you, the happy couple
31:59The happy couple
32:03Baby
32:11They don't move until I tell them they can't
32:13What?!
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