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00:00:00You
00:00:30I believe in you.
00:00:46I know you can do this.
00:00:49Can we do this?
00:00:50Can we do this?
00:00:52Show them how tight and fresh you are.
00:00:56Let's do it, Poochie.
00:00:58Pagina.
00:00:58Pag ready po kayo, pwede po tayo mag-take.
00:01:04Yes! I'm ready!
00:01:23Hi, Madam!
00:01:24Ako po si Melan Bagan, yung assistant.
00:01:27Ready na daw po ba kayo?
00:01:28Hi, Mel.
00:01:30Yeah, you can tell them I'm ready.
00:01:31Aking mama.
00:01:32Ako na yung chin.
00:01:33Ay, hindi ako na.
00:01:33Marami ka nandalayan na lang.
00:01:35Kayang-kaya mo na to.
00:01:37Hi.
00:01:38Grabe, ang ingat na talaga ng panahon ngayon.
00:01:41Yes, Madam.
00:01:42Global warming.
00:01:43Magka matatagalan pa daw po bagong umulaan.
00:01:46Parang impiyerno na talaga tong Pilipinas na po.
00:01:48Agree, Madam.
00:01:50Shout your womanhood.
00:01:52Shout, shout, shout.
00:01:55Sanitary napkins.
00:01:58God!
00:01:58God!
00:01:58Hula na hula lagi tanggang na birth na kinat!
00:02:01Thank you, Direk.
00:02:02Direk, I ordered food for you guys, ha?
00:02:04Thank you, Ina.
00:02:04I'm nick pa lunch break.
00:02:05Madam, naroon po tayong photo shoot this Friday.
00:02:08Ay!
00:02:08Ano mo, Mel?
00:02:10You're so efficient.
00:02:11I like you.
00:02:12Direk, can I keep Mel for good?
00:02:14He's so quick.
00:02:15Sure, of course.
00:02:16Madam, she po ako.
00:02:18Ah, she ka rin?
00:02:21So, akala ko ba, Mel?
00:02:23Parang Sheila?
00:02:25Ganon?
00:02:25Mel din po, Madam.
00:02:26Pero she po ako, Madam.
00:02:27Ah, she, Mel!
00:02:30She.
00:02:31Anyway, I'll see you next week, okay?
00:02:33Okay, Madam.
00:02:34Pwede din pong day din, Madam.
00:02:36Madam, she ako.
00:02:38Madam.
00:02:39Okay, oh.
00:02:43I'm coming.
00:02:43I'm coming.
00:02:44I'm coming.
00:02:45Okay, I'm coming.
00:02:46I'm coming.
00:02:55So?
00:02:58Do you like it?
00:03:01Well, I feel like,
00:03:04Bochy isn't as tight as before.
00:03:08Maybe because of stress?
00:03:10I don't know.
00:03:25Don't listen to him, Poochie.
00:03:28You're tight.
00:03:30You're fresh.
00:03:31You are enough.
00:03:38Tight?
00:03:41Tight?
00:03:42Masikip ka na, di ba?
00:03:44Doc.
00:03:46I wanted more tighter.
00:03:48Pasikipin mo pa.
00:03:50Ah, okay.
00:03:52Ah, pero you need to relax, Iha.
00:03:54Kasi hindi ko may papasok tong tool.
00:03:57Tens ka pa rin eh.
00:03:58Okay.
00:04:01Eto na.
00:04:08Ina, tens ka pa rin.
00:04:15I need you to open up.
00:04:16Okay, fine.
00:04:17Doc, my boyfriend said that I'm not that tight anymore.
00:04:22And I'm afraid na baka maghanap siya ng iba.
00:04:25Someone younger, fresher, tighter.
00:04:29And maybe I do have abandonment issues
00:04:32because hindi mo na ko ng tatay ko nung bata pa ako, pero...
00:04:35I mean, open up.
00:04:37You're so tight.
00:04:38I cannot insert the divisor.
00:04:40Open up!
00:04:43Okay, I'm sorry.
00:04:44Okay, I got it.
00:04:52You want me to relax you?
00:04:54Um...
00:04:55Um...
00:04:57Um...
00:05:00O...
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Okay.
00:05:06May tatlong bibe akong nakita
00:05:09Mataba, mapayat mga bibe
00:05:13Ngunit ang may pakpak sa likod ay iisa
00:05:17Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng
00:05:20Kwak-kwak
00:05:21Kwak-kwak-kwak
00:05:23Kwak-kwak
00:05:24Kwak-kwak
00:05:25Kwak-kwak
00:05:26Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng
00:05:28Kwak-kwak
00:05:29Kwak-kwak
00:05:30Kwak-kwak
00:05:31Kwak-kwak
00:05:32Kwak-kwak
00:05:33Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng
00:05:35Kwak-kwak
00:05:36Kwak-kwak
00:05:37Kwak-kwak
00:05:38Kwak-kwak
00:05:39Kwak-kwak
00:05:40Kwak-kwak
00:05:43Bakit makasang layo-layo nitong
00:05:45It's like a gender reveal party.
00:05:51Relax, baby.
00:05:58I'm tighter, ma.
00:06:00Really?
00:06:02Okay.
00:06:03I'll feel you, baby.
00:06:05Of course.
00:06:06Like this.
00:06:08Like what?
00:06:09I'll feel you, baby.
00:06:10Mmm.
00:06:13Wow.
00:06:14Baby, Pucci is tighter na nga.
00:06:16See?
00:06:17May isisikip pa si Pucci.
00:06:18I promise you,
00:06:19Pucci will only get tighter and tighter.
00:06:24Eh, sandali, baby.
00:06:25Wait.
00:06:26Ipensinap ko muna si Pucci.
00:06:27Oh, sige, baby.
00:06:28Pag-ass nalang din muna ako.
00:06:34Kuya.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:43Hi.
00:06:44Hi.
00:06:45Hi.
00:06:46Um.
00:06:47Sorry.
00:06:48Diba?
00:06:49Pang-babae to?
00:06:50Oo.
00:06:51Pang-babae.
00:06:54So, bakit nandito ka?
00:06:56Dahil may make-up ako
00:06:57dahil may pupuntahan akong costume party.
00:06:59Pero pang-babae to, diba?
00:07:00Oo.
00:07:01Pang-babae.
00:07:02So, bakit ka nandito?
00:07:03Dahil may pupuntahan nga akong costume party.
00:07:05Eh, bakit?
00:07:07Alam mo pa, ulit-ulit na lang tayo.
00:07:09Eh, kasi paulit-ulit din yung tanong mo.
00:07:12Eh, kasi hindi ka naman babae.
00:07:14What?
00:07:15Excuse me.
00:07:16I'm sorry.
00:07:17Pero, hindi ka babae.
00:07:22I'm sorry din, te.
00:07:24Babae ako.
00:07:25Hindi lang ako babae.
00:07:26Josapa.
00:07:28Well, I'm not comfortable na nandito ka.
00:07:30And, ihing-ihi na ako.
00:07:32May cubicle dun, huh?
00:07:34Uupo ka lang, tapos iihi ka.
00:07:37Eh, hindi nga ako comfortable na umihi na merong lalaki.
00:07:42Lalaki?
00:07:48Si yung lalaki?
00:07:49Ikaw nga!
00:07:50You're a man!
00:07:52What if you want to rape me?
00:07:54Really?
00:07:55Look at me.
00:07:57Look at me.
00:07:58Look at me.
00:07:59Hindi magkaka-interes ang papak ko sa perspekt mo.
00:08:10Fine.
00:08:11I'll just wait for you to finish then.
00:08:13Ay!
00:08:14Sige, matagal pa to.
00:08:15Baka pumutok yung pantog mo.
00:08:20Ano ko!
00:08:21Inet!
00:08:22Matagal pa ba yan?
00:08:23Matagal pa.
00:08:24Umiihi ka na doon!
00:08:26No!
00:08:32You know you're violating me?
00:08:35Violating?
00:08:37Eh, nagmi-makeup nga lang ako.
00:08:39Eh, hindi nga ako makaihip!
00:08:41Sige!
00:08:56See?
00:08:57Kita mo na, nakatulong pa ako.
00:08:59Ito!
00:09:10First time ko lang nag-CR na may lalaki.
00:09:13Hindi nga ako lalaki.
00:09:15You are a man!
00:09:17Guards!
00:09:18Uy, teka teka! Eto na! Eto na! Aalis na!
00:09:20Guards!
00:09:21Aalis na! Aalis na!
00:09:25Pero eto ang pakakatandaan.
00:09:29I-sangalan, ng sansa hulaan.
00:09:34At sa lahat ng babahing maylawen!
00:09:51Go away!
00:09:52Isinusumpa kita!
00:09:55Isinusumpa kita!
00:10:02What?
00:10:03What?
00:10:04Chip! Chip!
00:10:05Ah, ito po may may lalaki pong nakapasok.
00:10:07Diba this restroom is for women?
00:10:10Madam, as you can see, this woman is not a man.
00:10:15She may not be a biological woman, but she identifies herself as a woman.
00:10:21Dito po sa gasoline station, educated po tayo sa SOGI.
00:10:25Sexual orientation, gender identification, and expression.
00:10:30Ang ibig sabihin nyo po nun ay alam nyo yung cheese.
00:10:33Okay na po.
00:10:34Thank you po.
00:10:41Sinusumpa kita!
00:10:46Sinusumpa kita!
00:10:48Mawawalan ka na!
00:10:59Oh, baby.
00:11:00Tagal mo naman.
00:11:01May pila sa CR?
00:11:03Ako, baby. Meron kasing...
00:11:06You know what?
00:11:07Never mind.
00:11:08Let's just go.
00:11:11Welcome sa party to end all gender reveal party!
00:11:14A gender reveal party ni boy at that girl!
00:11:16Ako, guys!
00:11:17Is it a boy?
00:11:18Or is it a girl?
00:11:25Baby...
00:11:26Bakit red?
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28Hindi tayo susuko.
00:11:29Isa pa!
00:11:30Isa pa!
00:11:31Isa pa!
00:11:32Oh, anak!
00:11:33Diba?
00:11:34Ano?
00:11:35Ano?
00:11:36Ano?
00:11:37Ano?
00:11:38Ano?
00:11:39Ano?
00:11:40Ano?
00:11:41Ano?
00:11:42Ano?
00:11:43Ano?
00:11:44Ano?
00:11:45Ano?
00:11:46She's got it.
00:11:48Oh, ano?
00:11:50advertising.
00:11:51Eubish.
00:11:52Ano?
00:11:53Ano?
00:11:54Ano?
00:11:55Ano?
00:11:56Ano?
00:11:57Ano?
00:11:58Panay?
00:11:59Ano?
00:12:00Ano?
00:12:01Ano?
00:12:02Ano?
00:12:03Ano?
00:12:04Ano?
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:19Baby.
00:12:21Alright.
00:12:23Baby.
00:12:25Good morning.
00:12:31Good morning.
00:12:33You do not drink so much, huh.
00:12:37I'm not a child.
00:12:39You get out of here.
00:12:41Can you tell me, he said that?
00:12:46I'm sorry.
00:12:48I'm sorry.
00:12:49Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:12:52Ah, ah.
00:12:55Ah, I'm sorry.
00:12:56Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:13:00Oh baby.
00:13:07What the fuck?!
00:13:10Baby what happened?
00:13:12Baby why it's gone?
00:13:14What? What's gone?
00:13:17Your boat team is gone!
00:13:19What?!
00:13:26Oh my god.
00:13:30Don't panic.
00:13:35Andito namin yung pet bag.
00:13:37Pero Doc, ano po bang nangyari?
00:13:39It's called labial fusion.
00:13:42It's a medical condition
00:13:44na kung saan ang small inner lip
00:13:47around the entrance of your vagina
00:13:50are joined together.
00:13:51Doc, bakit ito nagsasara?
00:13:53Infections, stress, trauma, those stuffs.
00:13:57At saka kasi masyado kang tense.
00:13:59Saka baka na rin siguro sa weather.
00:14:01Diyos ko yung init ngayon.
00:14:02Nakakasunod ng katawan.
00:14:03Doc,
00:14:04what treatments can we do?
00:14:06You need to be calm.
00:14:08Ikam iha.
00:14:15Sit, sit, sit, alibangbang
00:14:18Salaginto, salagubang
00:14:21Sit, sit, sit, sit, alibangbang
00:14:24Salaginto, salagubang
00:14:28Ang babae sa langsangan
00:14:31Kung humibig parang tanda
00:14:34You see?
00:14:35It's open!
00:14:36It's open!
00:14:37Come on, come on!
00:14:38Tawin ang simta
00:14:39Utuulang papaya
00:14:42Dala, dalai puslo
00:14:44Sisigyan ang bunga
00:14:46Pagdating sa dulo
00:14:47Napali ang sanga
00:14:48Tapos ka palaran
00:14:51the self-reported
00:14:54the self-reported
00:14:55the self-reported
00:14:56I watched a while
00:14:57I watched a while
00:14:58I watched a while
00:14:59I watched a while
00:15:00You found a while
00:15:01I watched a while
00:15:04watching a while
00:15:06in the last week
00:15:08Pie, I watched a while
00:15:11and I watched a while
00:15:13B, do we want to do it again?
00:15:18Sige na, baby,
00:15:19okay, it's okay
00:15:20Robert, ma'am, tayo natin ang...
00:15:24Ayaw ko na kumunta na ngayon si R.I.M.S.!
00:15:37Shout your womanhood!
00:15:38Cut!
00:15:39Ina, conviction naman please, oh.
00:15:42Take 12 and action!
00:15:46Shout your womanhood!
00:15:47Cut!
00:15:48Direct.
00:15:49Ina naman!
00:15:50Ayusin mo naman!
00:15:52Ang pangit ang delivery mo!
00:15:53Ulitin mo!
00:15:54Shout your womanhood!
00:15:56Cut!
00:15:57Naulitin mo!
00:15:57Shout your cut!
00:15:59Hindi pa ako nag-roll-ing, wala ba nga action, oh.
00:16:01I-roll mo yan!
00:16:02And action!
00:16:04Shout your...
00:16:06Womanhood!
00:16:08Womanhood!
00:16:09Ang magsashout, hindi ako!
00:16:11Ha?
00:16:11Shout!
00:16:12Shout!
00:16:13Shout!
00:16:13Womanhood!
00:16:14Womanhood sabi, po kinangina!
00:16:17Womanhood!
00:16:18Sorry.
00:16:19Shout!
00:16:19Shout!
00:16:19Madam.
00:16:20Okay ka lang po ba?
00:16:23How will I shout my womanhood if I don't even feel it, Mel?
00:16:27Madam, hindi mo naman kailangan isigaw.
00:16:30Pwede mo naman i-whisper.
00:16:35Kaya mo yan, madam.
00:16:37Believe in yourself.
00:16:40Ang pagkababae naman nasa papsu.
00:16:44Kaya mo yan.
00:16:44You got this.
00:16:46King.
00:16:46Shout your womanhood.
00:16:50Yes, ma'am.
00:16:54Shout your womanhood.
00:16:57Correct.
00:16:58Yes.
00:16:58Wait, sige.
00:16:59Why are you here, Baez?
00:17:00Isn't this a ladies' room?
00:17:02Madam, that's sex though.
00:17:04Shout your...
00:17:05Can you just tell direct that I'm ready?
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:08Shout your womanhood.
00:17:17Shout your womanhood.
00:17:18Babe.
00:17:30Babe.
00:17:32Pooji's back.
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:33That's it.
00:17:34Hope you had a girlfriend.
00:17:36I'm gonna have one.
00:17:37Can't you go?
00:17:38Can't you go.
00:17:39No, no, no, no.
00:17:40Just do tricks, wait.
00:17:40No, don't.
00:17:41No.
00:17:42Just do tricks.
00:17:47Oh, fuck.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:52I'll have to go.
00:17:53Come on,
00:17:54you'll just go to school.
00:17:55No, no, no, no.
00:17:56It's right.
00:17:57I'm not being right at Brenda.
00:17:59Oh, what?
00:18:00What?
00:18:01Who's Brenda?
00:18:02Ah, I mean, Brenda. I mean, Ina. Ina!
00:18:09Baby, I'm ready.
00:18:11No, don't tell me who's Brenda.
00:18:14Baby, I have my own needs, okay?
00:18:20Baby, I'm going to...
00:18:22Oh, I don't know what's going on here, huh?
00:18:24How dare you?
00:18:26But it's okay. It's fine. I can't forgive you.
00:18:30It's just a one-time thing, right? Right?
00:18:32Two nights.
00:18:37Okay. Still forgiven.
00:18:40Three times?
00:18:44Okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:18:46Okay, if I'm four or five, six, I can't remember.
00:18:48I'm so sorry, Ina. I'm so sorry.
00:18:52Still forgiven. It's okay.
00:18:54Okay, I'm going to be sorry. Baby.
00:18:56No, no, no. The problem is...
00:19:00I think I'm in love with her.
00:19:06What?
00:19:08Okay lang.
00:19:10Okay lang.
00:19:12Still forgiven.
00:19:14It's okay.
00:19:16But I'm not asking for forgiveness.
00:19:18I'm asking you to...
00:19:20What?
00:19:21How?
00:19:22You let me go.
00:19:23You're not asking for forgiveness.
00:19:24Please, Ina.
00:19:25Please, Ina.
00:19:26Please, Ina.
00:19:27Please, you can love me again.
00:19:28No, no, no, no.
00:19:29Please, I promise.
00:19:30I...
00:19:31How can I love a woman now?
00:19:32Big, big, big.
00:19:33It's just coming out.
00:19:34Ina, just...
00:19:36Please, just...
00:19:37No.
00:19:38Just let me go.
00:19:39Ina.
00:19:40I can't.
00:19:41What do you mean?
00:19:42You can't.
00:19:43I can't.
00:19:44Ina.
00:19:45Ina.
00:19:46Ina.
00:19:47Ina.
00:19:48Let's go.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:50One.
00:19:51Two.
00:19:52Three.
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:54Ah!
00:19:55Ah!
00:19:56Ah!
00:19:57Ah!
00:19:58Ah!
00:19:59Ah!
00:20:00Ah!
00:20:01Madame!
00:20:02Shooting na daw po.
00:20:04ッP
00:20:05Madame!
00:20:09Melle, we need help.
00:20:11ESTLAP MOVING!
00:20:12Aray po..
00:20:13Please, get help!
00:20:20Mamina.
00:20:21No.
00:20:22I need you to relax, okay?
00:20:23Ah!
00:20:24Para you'll loosen up.
00:20:25Baka kailangan buhosan ng tubig na may asin.
00:20:26Aray aaauaAnna!
00:20:28Ina!
00:20:29Control it!
00:20:29You can't control it, okay? Just like how you can't control your fucking dick!
00:20:37Do you want to die?
00:20:38No, I can't!
00:20:41No, no, it's too painful.
00:20:45I think you need to calm down.
00:20:48Calm down, calm down.
00:20:52Nina, Nina.
00:20:55Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:03Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:07Hindi ako masaya!
00:21:09Kung ikaw ay masaya, buhay mo ay sisigla.
00:21:14Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:18Guys! Guys! It's working!
00:21:20Working now! Isa pa!
00:21:21Hey! No! Stop!
00:21:23Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:27Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka!
00:21:30Kung ikaw ay masaya, buhay mo ay sisigla.
00:21:33Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:36Oh!
00:21:38Oh my God! Oh, thank God.
00:21:40Oh, God!
00:21:42Okay, sana.
00:21:44Aw, thank God!
00:21:45Hi!
00:21:47Hi!
00:21:48Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
00:21:50I don't know.
00:21:51Oh, sis na mo.
00:21:58Ma'am?
00:22:00I'm so sorry.
00:22:01Come on.
00:22:06Mel, you're here.
00:22:08Yes, ma'am.
00:22:10I got a shot.
00:22:12We'll just tell you again when we're next.
00:22:18Robert's brother is gone.
00:22:20Now I might lose my job too, just because she keeps on disappearing!
00:22:34V!
00:22:38My God!
00:22:42What happened?
00:22:44I don't know!
00:22:48Did you know you?
00:22:50Or did you see it?
00:23:01Hello!
00:23:02Oh, hello, hello!
00:23:04It's me!
00:23:05This is my drink!
00:23:07What's that?
00:23:09Who are you?
00:23:11Are you kidding me?
00:23:12Excuse me?
00:23:18Me?
00:23:19Are you kidding me?
00:23:22Look at me.
00:23:23I'm a fairy!
00:23:28Please!
00:23:29Okay, go ahead!
00:23:30I'll go back to my Pucci!
00:23:31Please!
00:23:32Pucci!
00:23:33What?
00:23:34I'm going to kill myself!
00:23:35I'm going to kill myself!
00:23:37I'm late for the party!
00:23:40Bye!
00:23:42Bye!
00:23:43Bye, Pucci!
00:23:44Bye!
00:23:45Bye!
00:23:46Bye, Pucci!
00:23:48Are you okay?
00:23:53Do I look okay to you?
00:23:56I'm not okay!
00:23:58I don't think I'll ever be okay!
00:24:01I lost my boyfriend!
00:24:03I lost my job!
00:24:05I lost my dignity!
00:24:07I lost my...
00:24:08I lost my...
00:24:10Pucci?
00:24:15Why?
00:24:16Wait!
00:24:32I'm Nova.
00:24:34Nova Gina.
00:24:36I'm going to kill you for your Pucci.
00:24:40Wait...
00:24:42Nova Gina?
00:24:44What?
00:24:45Do you want to get your Pucci back?
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:57Ito ang flower.
00:24:59Kailangan makahanap ka
00:25:01ng someone
00:25:03na magmamahal sa iyo
00:25:05kahit na wala ka ng Pucci
00:25:07bago mananta
00:25:09ang lahat ng petals nito.
00:25:11Otherwise...
00:25:13you...
00:25:15will never get
00:25:17your Pucci back.
00:25:19Only true love
00:25:20will get
00:25:22your Pucci back.
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:28Love...
00:25:30forgets.
00:25:36Baba!
00:25:41Is it true, madam?
00:25:42Baka na na nag-inip ka lang?
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Well...
00:25:46Maybe imagination ko lang lahat ng to.
00:25:47I don't know anymore.
00:25:49If you're true,
00:25:50wala kang kipa eh.
00:25:52Saan ka umiihi?
00:25:53I don't know.
00:25:54I don't know.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:57Well...
00:25:58Maybe imagination ko lang lahat ng to.
00:26:00I don't know anymore.
00:26:02Kung totoong wala kang kipa eh.
00:26:04Saan ka umiihi?
00:26:07Hindi ko alam.
00:26:08Hindi na ako naiihi eh.
00:26:10What about menstruation?
00:26:11I don't know.
00:26:12Hindi na rin ako.
00:26:15Oh my God!
00:26:17Mother of God!
00:26:18What?
00:26:19I don't know.
00:26:20I don't know.
00:26:21I don't know.
00:26:22I don't know.
00:26:23Oh my God, madam.
00:26:24Your nose is bleeding.
00:26:25Oh my God!
00:26:26I don't know.
00:26:27I don't know.
00:26:28I don't know.
00:26:29I don't know.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:48I don't know.
00:26:49I don't know quite a bit.
00:26:50I don't know.
00:26:51I can't go.
00:26:52I can't go.
00:26:53Me.
00:26:59Oh my God.
00:27:00Me.
00:27:01Me, I really need to find my true love.
00:27:03Me, I really need to find my true love.
00:27:11La vie et une fleur dont l'amour et le miel.
00:27:14I don't even said we should be in noon.
00:27:15Victor Hugo.
00:27:17Dr. Hugo, French Poet.
00:27:21Life is a flower in which love is the honey.
00:27:26Don't worry, madam. I got you.
00:27:29Swipe, let it ride.
00:27:31Hi, Greg! From Tinder?
00:27:35Yes?
00:27:37Um, I'm going to prank you, Greg.
00:27:39I don't want a small talk.
00:27:41Actually, I love deep talks.
00:27:43Um, Greg, how fast can you love me, kaya?
00:27:46Can you love me in a week?
00:27:48Five days? Three days? Two days?
00:27:50How about today?
00:27:52Can you love me now?
00:27:58Wag mo kasi tanungin kung mahal ka na niya agad.
00:28:01Nauubos na yung petals. I don't want to waste my time.
00:28:04Kung hindi naman pala ako seseryosohin.
00:28:07Madami pa naman petals, oh.
00:28:09Also, love takes time.
00:28:13So, uh, Ina, what's your favorite color?
00:28:17Ah, ako, Hector.
00:28:19Sorry, uh, I'm not into small talk kasi
00:28:21I actually want to get to know you on a deeper level.
00:28:24Ha, okay.
00:28:26Um, so my place or yours?
00:28:28Uh huh.
00:28:29Uh huh.
00:28:30I'm gonna show you something.
00:28:31I'm gonna never know you sure.
00:28:32Uh huh.
00:28:33Uh huh.
00:28:34I have to just show you something Today!
00:28:54I have to show you something, huh?
00:28:58But promise to me that you won't be afraid, okay?
00:29:02Of course.
00:29:03Promise?
00:29:04Of course.
00:29:19Are you ready?
00:29:24Oh, shit.
00:29:36Uh, Hector.
00:29:39Freak.
00:29:41But madam, you don't have to reveal naman na you don't have a vajon.
00:29:47Eventually naman men, malalaman din naman nila.
00:29:50And besides, you know what, sa totoo lang, guys just want sex.
00:29:55How will they love me if I can't pleasure them?
00:29:58Well, you have other holes naman.
00:30:02Man, wala naman akong experience sa anal sex, no?
00:30:06Yung bibig kasi yung ibig kong sabihin.
00:30:15Oh, yeah.
00:30:16Oh, yeah.
00:30:17Oh, yeah.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:20So, pwede.
00:30:21Fuck you na nga.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23Sorry, but off limits muna tayo.
00:30:25Blow job muna.
00:30:26Eh, pangatlong beses muna akong nabunod job ah.
00:30:29Let me see your vagina.
00:30:30Ah.
00:30:31Sorry, off limits talaga eh.
00:30:34Enjoy na lang.
00:30:35Ow!
00:30:39Bakla ka ano?
00:30:40Excuse me, baka ba akong bakla?
00:30:42We'll remove your panty and let me see it.
00:30:44What the fuck?!
00:30:45Putang ina!
00:30:46Freak!
00:30:47Putang ina!
00:30:48Freak!
00:30:49Putang ina!
00:30:50Putang ina!
00:30:51Freak!
00:30:52Putang ina!
00:30:53Freak!
00:31:12Putang ina!
00:31:16Hey!
00:31:17Wait!
00:31:18Wait!
00:31:19Wait!
00:31:20Wait!
00:31:21Wait.
00:31:25Huh?
00:31:29Wait!
00:31:32Wait!
00:31:33Wait!
00:31:34You must have a bitch!
00:31:37The bitch!
00:31:44Hey!
00:31:45Wait, wait!
00:31:49Hi, I'm here! Come in!
00:32:16Choose a comfortable seat for yourself.
00:32:18Ayan, may mga chairs pa dito, guys, if you wanna sit down.
00:32:21Maganda ka pala sa personal.
00:32:23Thank you, ah.
00:32:24Madam, parang ang dami nito.
00:32:27So, yun ay pride ko na lahat, Mel, para sabay-sabay na.
00:32:31May sexual calm.
00:32:32No? I'm just desperate.
00:32:35Hello, everyone! I'm Ina. Welcome to my humble abode.
00:32:40I hope you don't mind pinagsabay-sabay ko na kayong lahat para isahan na, diba, para mas personal.
00:32:45So, nakita niyo naman siguro how I look online sa mga photos ko.
00:32:50So, if you're not liking what you're seeing right now, then you may go.
00:32:55Masayang lang ka oras ko dito ah.
00:32:58Ano?
00:33:00Whoa!
00:33:01Sina pa talaga yung choosy.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Um, I'm just a woman standing in front of all of you looking for someone to love me unconditionally.
00:33:11Too dramatic. I'm out.
00:33:15Um, I'm 27 years old.
00:33:18Oops!
00:33:20Ako, Miss Ina. I'm sorry.
00:33:22Pero 25 lang ako pa.
00:33:24Ah, wow.
00:33:25Leonardo DiCaprio pala.
00:33:28Okay, um, I'm also a Pisces.
00:33:32I'm Aries ako.
00:33:34Hindi tayo compatible.
00:33:38Ah, ano pa ba?
00:33:39Um, I don't like kids.
00:33:41Eh, paano yan?
00:33:42Gusto ko na maraming anak.
00:33:43Um, ah, mahilig din akong mag-dine out.
00:33:46Kasi hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:33:49Pero magaling ako mong blowjob.
00:33:55Um, hindi rin ako masyadong magaling sa mga household chores.
00:33:59Gusto ko, magaling na housewives.
00:34:02And, um, most of all, I want to tell you guys that...
00:34:15Guys, I don't have a vagina.
00:34:19Hindi yan.
00:34:20Ha, ako tayo pa?
00:34:21Ah, saan?
00:34:22No, isa tayo parang.
00:34:24Ang dito.
00:34:25Ina ba?
00:34:29Sorry.
00:34:37Well, at least we saved time.
00:34:40Madam, madami pa naman din ibang.
00:34:41Daming ibang.
00:34:42Daming ibang.
00:34:43Andami na ka.
00:34:45Sabi ko na nga ba eh.
00:34:47I really love you.
00:34:50No, no, I forgot my phone.
00:34:53It's important.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:57Weird.
00:35:01It's so good, Mel.
00:35:03Maybe you should take a rest muna, madam.
00:35:05I don't know that it's hard to find love when you don't have a vagina.
00:35:10What do you mean?
00:35:13All of those who loved me just loved me because of Pucci.
00:35:19But I have so much to offer, Mel.
00:35:21I'm beautiful, I'm smart, I'm funny.
00:35:24We're going to take a TV model.
00:35:27One of these times to the commercial model.
00:35:30Be a confident woman.
00:35:34Shout, shout, shout your womanhood.
00:35:43Look at her.
00:35:45We're going to take a picture of you who's on the right side.
00:35:49We're going to take it to her and push her.
00:35:51Let's see that.
00:35:53We'll see you later.
00:35:56We'll see you later.
00:35:57We'll see you later.
00:35:58Bye.
00:35:59Bye.
00:36:01Bye.
00:36:02Bye.
00:36:03Bye.
00:36:04Bye.
00:36:06Bye.
00:36:07Bye.
00:36:08Bye.
00:36:09Bye.
00:36:10Bye.
00:36:11I don't have a freaking vagina, no one's gonna love me.
00:36:41Madam, mula rin akong pochi. Pero happy naman ako.
00:36:45Bakit may boyfriend ka ba?
00:36:49Wala po.
00:36:51See?
00:36:53You'll never understand dahil bakla ka lang, hindi ka babae.
00:36:59Babae po ako, madam. I'm a trans woman.
00:37:02Trans woman or woman, madam.
00:37:05Hindi kayo pwedeng maging babae dahil wala kayong vagina.
00:37:11Pero wala kang vagina.
00:37:15Bakit ba galit na galit ka sa aming mga trans woman?
00:37:21Ano bang ginawa namin sa'yo?
00:37:23Have you experienced the pain and the struggles of being a woman?
00:37:27Hindi. Dahil pinanganak kang lalaki.
00:37:31And you can't just wake up one day at magde-decide ka na gusto mo maging babae at aagawin nyo yung pagkababae namin.
00:37:39Wala naman ang nangagaw, madam.
00:37:41Womanhood is for everyone.
00:37:43We're all in this together.
00:37:45Hindi ako, hindi kami ang kalaban.
00:37:49Walang iwanan.
00:37:51On that note, madam.
00:37:53Alas na muna ako. May lakad pa kasi ako. Importante yun.
00:37:57Ano ba?
00:37:59Ano ba?
00:38:13Hi. Is Ina here?
00:38:16I saw the door open kaya pumasok na ako.
00:38:19I'm Dick, from Tinder.
00:38:21May naiiwan ka?
00:38:23Huh?
00:38:24Cellphone, chuse, hanapin mo na lang dyan.
00:38:29Actually, I just got here. Sorry, nalate ako.
00:38:35Dick.
00:38:41Honestly, pagod na ako.
00:38:46And you won't love me anyway. I'm not what you need.
00:38:50Try me.
00:38:52Okay.
00:39:00I don't want kids.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:04Ayoko rin ang anak.
00:39:09Hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:39:11You can just order food.
00:39:15I'm a Pisces.
00:39:17Hmm.
00:39:18And I'm a Taurus.
00:39:19A match.
00:39:21Dick, I don't have a...
00:39:25Dinner?
00:39:26Tomorrow night?
00:39:27Tomorrow night?
00:39:36This is for you.
00:39:37Wow, thanks.
00:39:38You're welcome.
00:39:39Take a seat.
00:39:40You look stunning.
00:39:42Dick.
00:39:43Dick.
00:39:44Can I be frank with you?
00:39:45Can I be frank with you?
00:39:47Because I'm not looking for anything casual eh.
00:39:48I don't wanna date with you.
00:39:49I don't want to date with you.
00:39:50You're welcome.
00:39:51You're welcome.
00:39:52You're welcome.
00:39:53You're welcome.
00:39:54You're welcome.
00:39:55You're welcome.
00:39:56I don't want to date with you.
00:39:57You're welcome.
00:39:58You're welcome.
00:39:59You're welcome.
00:40:00I'm not looking for anything casual eh.
00:40:01I don't want to date around tapos migla ka rin namang aalis.
00:40:09Dick?
00:40:10Can I be frank with you?
00:40:14Cause I'm not looking for anything casual eh.
00:40:17I don't want to date around tapos bigla ka rin namang aalis.
00:40:21Bakit naman ako aalis?
00:40:24Because men always do?
00:40:26Yeah, men like you.
00:40:29When they find out that there's something missing.
00:40:34They walk out on me.
00:40:36All of us can find out.
00:40:39And it's for us to find that someone who will complete that missing piece.
00:40:43That someone who will fill that hole of emptiness.
00:40:45But I don't have a hole.
00:40:48To fill.
00:40:50Eh, di naman tayo perfect.
00:40:52We all have cracks. It's where the light enters.
00:40:55What if I don't have a crack?
00:40:58Saan papasok yung light?
00:41:01Then I'll help you.
00:41:03Find your crack.
00:41:04I don't think I'll ever find Poochie again.
00:41:08Have you tried checking sa city pond?
00:41:12Magbigay ka ng reward para sa makakita?
00:41:15I wish it was that simple.
00:41:18Maybe just...
00:41:20Buy another cat?
00:41:22Poochie was different.
00:41:24She's...
00:41:27Irreplaceable.
00:41:28May picture ka ba ni Poochie?
00:41:31Can I see her?
00:41:33Meron, but I'm not really sure I'm ready to show you.
00:41:37Anong klaseng pusa ba to?
00:41:39May lahi ba siya?
00:41:41Wala.
00:41:43Pinay.
00:41:44Eh.
00:41:45May pabalihi po?
00:41:47Oo.
00:41:49Pero pinapag-groom ko siya lagi.
00:41:50Actually, spoilt nga yun eh.
00:41:52I love her very much.
00:41:54And I never expected na mawawala siya.
00:42:00Eh, ganun talaga minsan.
00:42:03Hindi mo alam ang halaga ng isang bagay kapag nandyan pa.
00:42:07Trust me.
00:42:09I've been there.
00:42:11I've...
00:42:12lost something important too.
00:42:14Kaya kapag alam mong mahalaga ang isang bagay,
00:42:18never let them go.
00:42:27Mom!
00:42:28Nang!
00:42:30Tawel!
00:42:31Tawel!
00:42:32Tawel!
00:42:34Tawel!
00:42:44Tawel!
00:42:46Tawel!
00:42:47Ayem mo ba sakil?
00:42:48No!
00:42:49It's not that.
00:42:53See?
00:42:54It wants you.
00:42:58this is more important this isn't just about sex and I think we're heading to
00:43:07something even more special
00:43:28I'm going to need to
00:43:56Ah, but it's already lit.
00:44:03The weather is kind of hot.
00:44:06Uh, Vic?
00:44:07Yeah?
00:44:13When can I see your place, Kaya?
00:44:20It's okay, ah. No pressure. I'm just curious.
00:44:23Never mind.
00:44:24No, um, one of these days, okay?
00:44:26Just promise me one thing.
00:44:29Pag may nakita ka na ayaw mo sa kondo ko, wag kang tatakboha.
00:44:34Hindi. Promise.
00:44:37Ako nga yung tinatakbohan eh.
00:44:39Let's eat.
00:44:40Let's eat.
00:44:45Don't expect so much, ha.
00:44:46Medyo makalat dito.
00:44:49Hindi naman makalat eh.
00:44:51Well, I did some cleaning kanina.
00:44:54Mmm.
00:45:06Vic, you know I'm starting to fall asleep.
00:45:08Kina.
00:45:09Wait.
00:45:11What?
00:45:15Fuck, I knew it.
00:45:16What?
00:45:18You're not taking this seriously.
00:45:19I told you, I don't want the fling.
00:45:20I don't want the hookup.
00:45:24Dick.
00:45:25Did I told you naman what my deal is?
00:45:36Fine.
00:45:38Ito.
00:45:39I don't have a vagina, okay?
00:45:55Ina.
00:45:59I wanna show you something.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:21I don't have a dick too.
00:46:30Ina.
00:46:31Wait.
00:46:32You know, I met a guy named Dick.
00:46:42And I think I love him.
00:46:47And I think he loves me too.
00:46:52Perfect, madam.
00:46:53Sa anong problema?
00:46:54Dick has no dick.
00:46:56As in, Mel, wala siyang titi.
00:46:59Anong klaseng lalaki yung walang ari, di ba?
00:47:00A freak!
00:47:02Oh my God, Mel.
00:47:03I've become one of the guys that rejected me.
00:47:13I want to see my dick.
00:47:24I love my dick.
00:47:27I want to see my dick.
00:47:31I love my dick.
00:47:34I want dick.
00:47:37Dick!
00:47:38Dick!
00:47:40Dick?
00:47:42Dick?
00:47:43Dick!
00:47:44Dick, I need you.
00:47:46Dick, I'm sorry, please.
00:47:49Dick, I need you.
00:47:51I'm sorry.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:57Dick, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:08I want to explain, okay?
00:48:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:29There's one more thing I want to show you.
00:48:31I want to show you.
00:48:31I want to show you.
00:48:32I want to show you, too.
00:48:37I want to show you.
00:48:38I gave it to me a ferry to the male CR.
00:49:06After ako maka-offend ng isang trans man.
00:49:12So ano yung gagawin natin?
00:49:14How do we break the spell?
00:49:17Through love.
00:49:19Ano?
00:49:21Wala nga tayong...
00:49:22It's never been about the reproductive organs, Ina.
00:49:25It's not my dick.
00:49:27Or your vagina.
00:49:36Yeah, and sheled in a little more animal.
00:49:38Long teeth
00:50:04You know, I never thought I'd find you, Dick.
00:50:16We were meant to meet each other, Ina.
00:50:21I love you.
00:50:24I love you, too.
00:50:34Ina, it's back.
00:51:02Oh, God.
00:51:04Oh, my gosh, and it's...
00:51:06It's back.
00:51:07It's big.
00:51:21Just wait. Hang in there.
00:51:23Trust me.
00:51:25You'll see Pucci again.
00:51:30Well...
00:51:31I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
00:51:44I've still been doing this.
00:51:47I usually wear this when I feel insecure about my manhood.
00:51:52Does it make you feel like you can shout your manhood?
00:51:55Shout your womanhood.
00:52:22And...
00:52:24And...
00:52:24God!
00:52:25Perfect, Ina!
00:52:26That's how you shout your womanhood!
00:52:27You're back!
00:52:28Welcome back!
00:52:29You did it!
00:52:29Palakpakan nyo naman si Ina, guys, oh.
00:52:31It's a wrap!
00:52:32It's a wrap!
00:52:33It's a wrap!
00:52:33Sige na.
00:52:34Dinamo, eh.
00:52:35Iquit nyo na yan.
00:52:36Direk, thank you, ah.
00:52:38And I'm so glad na na-convince ko yung mga bosses natin na huli na po ulit.
00:52:42Speaking of...
00:52:42Napangkit na ba nila sayo yung gagawin natin na nude shoot?
00:52:46Direk?
00:52:47Wait.
00:52:48Nude?
00:52:48Ano po?
00:52:49Oo, wala po silang na bumigit sa akin.
00:52:52Ah, hindi mo pa alam!
00:52:53Hindi nyo pa nasabi!
00:52:55Ako na magsasabi if you don't mind.
00:52:57Ayun!
00:52:57Kasi ang concept ng next shoot natin, nakahubut-hubad ka dun sa shoot.
00:53:02Alam mo na, walang daya, no?
00:53:04Hindi natin dadayain.
00:53:05You're going to bear your womanhood.
00:53:07Don't worry!
00:53:08I assure you, it will be done artistically and we're going to get the best art director and cinematographer for the project.
00:53:14You're not just going to shout your womanhood, you will bear it.
00:53:21Dick?
00:53:22Dick, you won't believe this.
00:53:24I'm so stressed, I came from work and they want to shoot me naked.
00:53:27How am I supposed to do that?
00:53:29Uh...
00:53:29Sino to?
00:53:38Ina, I can explain.
00:53:40Explain what?
00:53:41How dare you?
00:53:43Ako nagbalik ng titi mo and I can take it back!
00:53:47I don't love you anymore.
00:53:53Ina, please, I love you.
00:53:55I really do.
00:53:57I just...
00:53:59I love Mandeline more.
00:54:05She's my ex-fiance.
00:54:08Magpapakasal na dapat kami, pero...
00:54:10I tried to forget her.
00:54:12I tried loving you more.
00:54:14Pero...
00:54:15I just can't.
00:54:19But please, don't take my dick, please.
00:54:21Bowie, di pa ikaw ang nagsabi sa akin?
00:54:23That we never needed our reproductive organs?
00:54:26Oh, sige.
00:54:28Di ngayon, magmahalan ka yung dalawa nang wala kang titi.
00:54:31Ina, I'm begging you...
00:54:33Dick.
00:54:35It's okay.
00:54:37I don't care kung hindi yan bumalik.
00:54:40And I'm sorry kung iniwan kita dahil nawalayan, but I'm back now.
00:54:44Seriously?
00:54:47He has no dick!
00:54:50Yes.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52I don't understand this.
00:54:54Alam mo, maghahanap ka rin ng iba.
00:54:55I love you, dick.
00:55:04With or without your dick.
00:55:05Kung ikaw'y masaya, tumawag ka.
00:55:23Kung ikaw'y masaya, tumawag ka.
00:55:29Kung ikaw'y masaya, sa piling ng iba, ba't nandito ba ako humahasa?
00:55:43Pasensya na, dito pa rin ako.
00:55:54Nag-aantay pa rin, pilingin mo.
00:56:00Please, please, just a little more time.
00:56:06Come on.
00:56:08Come on.
00:56:08Come on.
00:56:12I don't know, man.
00:56:20Bonzo!
00:56:22Hi, madam.
00:56:24Wala na.
00:56:26Inababalik si Pucci.
00:56:30Inawan na rin ako ni Dick.
00:56:35Inawala nang kamahal sa ako eh.
00:56:37Madam.
00:56:38Hindi mo naman ako iiwan, di ba?
00:56:42Birthday party ko slash despedida sa Tuesday.
00:56:45Ibaid nga sana kita eh.
00:56:47Birthday, ma?
00:56:49Alis ka?
00:56:52Yes, madam.
00:56:54I'm going to study in Paris.
00:56:56I got a scholarship grant,
00:56:57so medyo nabibisi ako this past few days.
00:57:00Kaya naman pala palagi kang nagpe-French.
00:57:03I'm same, madam.
00:57:06But I'm sure mas magaling yung papalit sakin.
00:57:08Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:57:17Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:57:23Ang ganda-ganda mo, babae.
00:57:25Kung ikaw ay masaya,
00:57:27Sa piling nang ipag-bat nandito pa ako maasa sa alam.
00:57:42Ang ganda-ganda mo, babae.
00:57:49Ang ganda.
00:57:52Kung ikaw ay masaya,
00:57:56Sa piling niya,
00:58:01Tatanggapin ko nang wala ka na.
00:58:09Ho, babae.
00:58:24Oh my god, no more hair.
00:58:47Of course.
00:58:48You're beautiful as a woman.
00:58:50Of course.
00:58:51I know it.
00:58:53You're beautiful, madam.
00:58:55You're beautiful.
00:58:56I don't know if I'm a woman.
00:58:59Madam, my birthday is good.
00:59:02Why are you about me?
00:59:04Of course.
00:59:06Happy birthday.
00:59:07Happy birthday.
00:59:08Do you remember your friends?
00:59:10Yes.
00:59:11Yes.
00:59:16Let's go.
00:59:18I'll see you.
01:01:01What is your comfort room, Ina?
01:01:03Who are you ba?
01:01:06Hindi mo ba ako namumukaan?
01:01:09Hindi.
01:01:10Ako to, si Pucci.
01:01:12Pucci?
01:01:13Papaalala ko lang sa'yo, ha?
01:01:15Yung ginawa mo sa'kin, noong 18 years old ka, yung pipino, pina...
01:01:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, shut up, shut up.
01:01:20Okay, okay, naniniwala na ako.
01:01:22Ikaw si Pucci, just shut up.
01:01:26Na-miss mo ba ako?
01:01:27Ina-help.
01:01:28Ina-help.
01:01:29Ina-help.
01:01:30Aray!
01:01:33Ina-wait!
01:01:34Sa'tin?
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:37Ina-help!
01:01:38Bakit?
01:01:39Where were you when I needed you the most?
01:01:42Di ba nawala ka bigla?
01:01:43Ito na nga, oh, nagbabalik na.
01:01:45Parang wala naman tayong pinagsamahan.
01:01:48Remember na mga bata pa tayo?
01:01:50Ang dami na natin pinagdaanan.
01:01:52Yung mga lalaki, from your first boyfriend up to Robert.
01:01:56Shut up!
01:01:58Ngayon ka pa talaga babalik.
01:02:00Nawala na sa'kin lahat.
01:02:01I don't need you anymore, Pucci.
01:02:06But I need you.
01:02:08Help me, ina.
01:02:12Ako naman yung tulungan mo.
01:02:15Please.
01:02:18Ito ang ina naman, Pucci, oh.
01:02:21Ano ba?
01:02:23Are you gonna stay for good?
01:02:25Or iiwan mo na naman ako?
01:02:27Ba't mo ba ako kailangan?
01:02:29Because I am you.
01:02:31And you're me, Pucci.
01:02:34Hindi ako kumpleto nung wala ka.
01:02:37At simula nung nawala ka, nawala na rin ang pagkababae ko.
01:02:55Tina, I am not you.
01:02:59You are not me.
01:03:00Parte lang ako ng katawan mo.
01:03:02I'm just a vagina.
01:03:04Pucci.
01:03:05I'm a woman because of you.
01:03:07You are my source of...
01:03:11Ow!
01:03:13I'm dying.
01:03:14Nakaganti rin.
01:03:15Nagking maskot na ako lahat.
01:03:16Wala ka pa rin natutunan.
01:03:18Ano, ina?
01:03:19Sabi nga ni Simone de Beauvoir,
01:03:22one is not born, but rather becomes a woman.
01:03:25And ina, you are becoming a woman.
01:03:29Becoming a woman?
01:03:31Paano?
01:03:32Eh, wala nga ako.
01:03:32Sige, isa pa.
01:03:33Gusto mo?
01:03:35Di mo pa rin gets, no?
01:03:37Sasara ang bulaklak.
01:03:46Bubuka ang bulaklak.
01:03:48Dadaan ang reina.
01:03:52Kekembot kembot pa.
01:03:56Bumtiaya, bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:04:00Bumtiaya, bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:04:08Bubuka ang bulaklak.
01:04:10Sasara ang bulaklak.
01:04:12Dadaan ang reina.
01:04:15Kekembot kembot pa.
01:04:17Bumtiaya, bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:04:21Bumtiaya, bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:04:24Bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:04:25Bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:04:55Bumtiaya, bum, yeye.
01:05:02Puchi.
01:05:04Kadya ka pa rin naman bukas, di ba pagising ko?
01:05:08Diba sabi ko naman sa'yo, hindi naman ako nawala.
01:05:15Ina.
01:05:16You're tight.
01:05:18You're fresh.
01:05:20You're enough.
01:05:22Okay?
01:05:23Good night, Puchi.
01:05:25Good night, Ina.
01:05:27Good night, Ina.
01:05:28Good night, Ina.
01:05:48Puchi?
01:05:49Puchi?
01:05:54Puchi?
01:06:00Puchi?
01:06:08Puchi?
01:06:09Puchi?
01:06:26Madam?
01:06:27Yes?
01:06:27Come in.
01:06:28Hi, Madam.
01:06:29Hi.
01:06:29I'm Laika, new assistant niyo po.
01:06:32Ako po yung pumalit kayo Mel.
01:06:33Nice to meet you, Laika.
01:06:35Are you ready for the shoot, Madam?
01:06:37Yes.
01:06:37Okay.
01:06:38You can tell them I'm ready.
01:06:39Love that.
01:06:40Okay, Ina, gawin na natin to?
01:06:49Yes, direct.
01:07:04I'm ready to bear my womanhood.
01:07:06Okay, everyone, ready, Ina, roll na natin to?
01:07:09Lights!
01:07:11Brabara!
01:07:12Action!
01:07:15Bear yourself.
01:07:18Bear your womanhood.
01:07:19a girl.
01:07:31Ako po yung pumalit kayo Mel.
01:07:32Buh-a-go.
01:07:36Buh-a-go.
01:07:38Buh-a-go.
01:07:39Buh-a-go.
01:07:42Buh-a-go.
01:07:44Buh-a-go.
01:07:46Buh-a-go.
01:07:48Buh-a-go.
01:07:48Buh-a-go.
01:08:19May tatlong bibe akong nakita, matagang, mapay at mga bibe. Ngunit ang may papak sa likod ay isa, siyang lider na nasabi ng kwa-kwa.
01:08:33Huwaki gaya, huwaki gaya, huwaki gaya, huwaki gaya, huwaki waya, huwaki gaya, huwaki gaya, huwaki gaya, huwaki gaya.
01:08:45Walang onion na samin ang kwa-kwa, kung ikaw ay masaya.
01:08:50Let's go, let's go, let's go
01:09:20I'll see you next time.
01:09:50I'll see you next time.
01:10:20Bye-bye.
01:10:50Bye-bye.
01:11:20Bye-bye.
01:11:50Bye-bye.
01:11:52Bye-bye.
01:11:54Bye-bye.
01:11:56Bye-bye.
01:11:58Bye-bye.
01:12:00Bye-bye.
01:12:02Bye-bye.
01:12:04Bye-bye.
01:12:06Bye-bye.
01:12:10Bye-bye.
01:12:12Bye-bye.
01:12:14Bye-bye.
01:12:16Bye-bye.
01:12:18Bye-bye.
01:12:20Bye-bye.
01:12:22Bye-bye.
01:12:24Bye-bye.
01:12:26Bye-bye.
01:12:28Bye-bye.
01:12:30Bye-bye.
01:12:32Bye-bye.
01:12:34Bye-bye.
01:12:36Bye-bye.
01:12:38Bye-bye.
01:12:40Bye-bye.
01:12:42Bye-bye.
01:12:44Bye-bye.
01:12:46Bye-bye.
01:12:48Amapasaya sa'yo
01:12:50Kung ikaw'y masaya tumawaka
01:12:57Kung ikaw'y masaya tumawaka
01:13:04Kung ikaw'y masaya
01:13:09Sa piling ng iba
01:13:12Ba't nandito ba akong maasang sa wala?
01:13:23Di na lang natiling aking mga midi
01:13:29Ang tinuring na palagi ay di ba muling tinil
01:13:39Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka
01:13:47Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka
01:13:55Kung ikaw ay masaya sa piling ng iba
01:14:03Ba't nandito ba ako?
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