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A study of the post-adolescent male psyche, Four Letter Words gives an often humorous but raw unadulterated look at the views, attitudes, and language of young men in Suburban America.
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00:00That is so harsh.
00:07That is harsh.
00:09There is no way anyone has that much.
00:11Listen to this.
00:12Listen to this.
00:13This is all hearsay.
00:14Hearsay, whatever.
00:15That's fine.
00:16Hey, listen to this.
00:17This is all hearsay.
00:18But a friend of mine at school told me...
00:19Does anybody have their own stories anymore?
00:21Okay, shut up.
00:22Shut up, Jay.
00:23Go ahead.
00:24A friend of mine at school told me about his friend,
00:25and his friend's girlfriend went into fucking crazy fucking kinky sex.
00:28She uses like fucking motor oil and shit.
00:29I've heard thousands of fucking stories, man.
00:31Thousands.
00:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33So anyway, he goes over to her place.
00:35Not my friend, my friend's friend.
00:36He goes over to her place, and they're gonna fucking go at it.
00:38She wants to be tied up.
00:40To the bedpost, right?
00:41She fucking strips naked.
00:43She's like, tie me up.
00:44She wants to be tied up.
00:45She wants to be tied up.
00:46She wants to be tied up.
00:47She's got the fucking leather straps and everything.
00:49So he straps her up.
00:50She's like totally spread eagle.
00:51Yeah.
00:52She's got this fucking candy collection by her bed.
00:54What kind of candy?
00:55Every kind of candy.
00:56You name it.
00:57Fucking Mars bar.
00:58Fucking pop rocks.
00:59Paul's mentholictus.
01:00That's medicine.
01:01It's like candy.
01:03So anyway, she wants him to stick Snickers bar in her toilet.
01:08No way.
01:09Right up in there.
01:10No way.
01:11Oh, how erotic.
01:13You got it.
01:14You got it.
01:15You got it.
01:16You got it.
01:17You got it.
01:18You got it.
01:19You got it.
01:20You got it.
01:21You know, chocolate.
01:22And she wants him to eat the Snickers bar out of there.
01:23She was into that.
01:24Totally into it.
01:25So he sticks the bar up there.
01:26Apeshit man.
01:27And then she says, get a head start.
01:29So he like fucking backs up across the room so he can run and jump on top of her.
01:32And he's so fucking amped.
01:33He jumps up so high.
01:34He hits his head on a ceiling fan at like, the speed in reverse.
01:37Fucking whack.
01:38That shit hurts.
01:39Knocks him out.
01:40He falls on top of her.
01:41Knocked out.
01:42They were like that a few hours until their fucking roommates came home when she lives
01:45with her fucking mother's sister's daughter.
01:47So they're practically fucking related.
01:49So anyway, this is what they see.
01:51Him knocked out.
01:52Forehead split open.
01:53Bleeding on top of her.
01:54Strapped to the fucking bed with a fucking Snickers bar.
01:56Still sticking out of there.
01:58No fucking way.
01:59That's what I heard.
02:00You're called an urban legend, you know?
02:02I mean, everybody has a friend or an uncle who knows somebody with a story like that.
02:05I said it was hearsay.
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