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Alex Velluto is a stand-up comedian and Diet Coke drinker from Salt Lake City, Utah. He has performed at comedy festival | dG1fRDZXSlktdGtBVFE
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00:00What I noticed on the news is that whenever someone goes missing, they'll interview that
00:09person's friend, and they'll ask their friend, what is your friend like? And the friend will
00:14always say something like, well, Margaret, she was the most kind and patient person that I know.
00:19Now, if it were me, and they asked me what my friend was like after they went missing,
00:24I would tell them what they look like. I feel like it's way easier to find them
00:29that way. It's going to be hard to find Margaret based on her winning personality.
00:37I might see a guy dragging a lady into a van. She's like, help me, help me. I'm like, whoa,
00:42that's not kind or patient. That can't be Margaret. Margaret would have said, help me, please.
00:54If you have time, I don't mean to bother you. I'm Margaret, and I'm kind and patient.
00:59You're welcome.

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