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00:00:00Hey, yeah, where is he? I've got plans.
00:00:08He's coming right now and he's wearing a dark suit.
00:00:11Okay, dark suit. Got it.
00:00:30Hi. Finn didn't say that you'd be dressed like this.
00:00:37Finn, who's Finn?
00:00:39It's fine. Never mind. Follow me. Come.
00:00:48Hi. Hi.
00:00:49Here.
00:00:55Oh, my God.
00:00:57You're the walking black card?
00:01:00You're Daniel...
00:01:02Yes, sir. Welcome. What an honor.
00:01:09Your ID.
00:01:12Okay. It's fine.
00:01:14You can go straight through to the chapel.
00:01:16The chapel? I thought I was supposed to clean an old house.
00:01:20Yes.
00:01:25For the last time, Sarah, this client is critical.
00:01:28Don't mess it up.
00:01:29Yo.
00:01:30How long are you going to make me wait?
00:01:32Sorry. Coming.
00:01:33Thank you, Mr. Bowman, for the best clients.
00:01:39You don't have to pay me more.
00:01:40I've been cleaning floors and scrubbing toilets for you
00:01:42and I'm chasing you around.
00:01:43Here.
00:01:44Here.
00:01:45Uh, thanks.
00:01:48Today we are gathered...
00:01:49Sarah, I've been treating you very nicely.
00:01:52You know how tough life is these days?
00:01:53I do.
00:01:54Can we speed this up a little bit? I'm in a rush.
00:01:57Sir, there's a procedure.
00:01:58Do you really need this job? Natty, ask me.
00:02:00Yes, I do. Of course I do.
00:02:05I mean, I do really want to wrap this up.
00:02:08Awesome. Skip to the good part.
00:02:10Fine. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:02:15I'm sorry, what?
00:02:18I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:02:23I'm sorry, what?
00:02:28Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:02:29Uh, husband and wife? I don't even know this guy.
00:02:31Who are you? Some scammer?
00:02:35Scam? What are you talking about?
00:02:37Okay, my assistant sent you the contract.
00:02:39Whoa, wait, wait.
00:02:40Is this some sort of, like, act to milk more money out of me or something?
00:02:44A contract for a cleaning job.
00:02:46Not whatever this is.
00:02:48You scammers are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:02:53I demand an annulment.
00:03:00Technically, you're both married.
00:03:03Okay, a divorce then.
00:03:04There's no way I'm staying married to some gold-digging amateur who can't even read a contract.
00:03:09Say that again. I dare you.
00:03:15Gold.
00:03:16Digging.
00:03:17Amateur.
00:03:21I hope you have good dental insurance, buddy.
00:03:23Because I'm about to fuck you up.
00:03:25What? Jesus, are you gonna sweep me to death?
00:03:27My God, have some respect.
00:03:29There are couples waiting.
00:03:36Okay, then let's do, like, a speedy divorce. Let's go.
00:03:40That's not possible.
00:03:41The state of California requires a six-month waiting period on all divorces.
00:03:46What?
00:03:48Go with God.
00:03:49Next.
00:03:50Next couple.
00:03:52This is your fault.
00:03:53Oh, yeah, I forgot the part where I made you say I do.
00:03:57Hi, Mr. Lawrence.
00:03:58Sorry, I got a call from St. Mary's.
00:03:59Yeah, it won't happen again.
00:04:00We're talking still.
00:04:02Hi, Dad.
00:04:03Come back to meet your fiancee. Right now.
00:04:04Ah, Gigi.
00:04:05To me, you're the perfect daughter-in-law for the Rodney family.
00:04:09Ah, perfect timing. The gang's all here.
00:04:12I have an announcement to make. I am now married.
00:04:16Oh, no.
00:04:18Oh, no.
00:04:19Oh, no.
00:04:20Oh, no.
00:04:21Oh, no.
00:04:22Oh, no.
00:04:23Oh, no.
00:04:24Oh, no.
00:04:25Oh, no.
00:04:26Oh, no.
00:04:27Oh, no.
00:04:28Oh, no.
00:04:29Oh, no.
00:04:30Oh, no.
00:04:31I'm now married.
00:04:33What?
00:04:34Are you serious?
00:04:35Oh, I'm very serious, Uncle.
00:04:38Check it out.
00:04:46Michael?
00:04:48Did you know about this?
00:04:49You should be getting married to Gigi, not some...
00:04:52Sarah?
00:04:53Who even is this woman?
00:04:54Didn't you say that if I got married that I'd be in charge?
00:04:58Yes, but...
00:05:01And you didn't say that I had to marry someone in particular for that to happen, did you?
00:05:07Good.
00:05:09I'd like Uncle Victor off the new project effective immediately.
00:05:16Your uncle's been by my side for over a decade.
00:05:18I will not...
00:05:19I just...
00:05:21It's all right, brother.
00:05:23There's no need.
00:05:25But Daniel here...
00:05:27wants me out, I will step aside.
00:05:29After all, he...
00:05:30is in charge of the company now, so...
00:05:33No, Victor, you can't just...
00:05:35go on.
00:05:36It's so hard for us.
00:05:37Victor?
00:05:38Since when did the two of you become so cozy?
00:05:40So, since Uncle Victor doesn't have any issues, it's settled.
00:05:54I'm off to see my new wife, Mrs. Rodney.
00:05:57Mrs. Rodney.
00:06:04Yo.
00:06:05Hey.
00:06:06I need you to find out information on Sarah Milton, a.k.a. Mrs. Rodney.
00:06:11Sarah Milton?
00:06:12That wasn't the plan.
00:06:13Did something go wrong?
00:06:15It's God's plan now.
00:06:17God's plan.
00:06:19All right.
00:06:20Are there any other details I need to know about this, Mrs. Rodney?
00:06:24She's doing some kind of cleaning service.
00:06:26Cleaning service.
00:06:27Mm.
00:06:28And she mentioned something about a St. Mary's.
00:06:30I don't know, maybe a hospital.
00:06:31Check that out.
00:06:36Should we move in here, or do you want to drive?
00:06:38No, yeah.
00:06:39Cool.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:54It's just one pill.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56Please open your mouth.
00:06:57No, I'm not taking it.
00:06:58Anna, please.
00:06:59No!
00:07:00Oh, my gosh.
00:07:01Annie.
00:07:02I'm sorry.
00:07:03You can give it to me.
00:07:04I'll get her to take them.
00:07:05This month's bill.
00:07:06Don't forget the page.
00:07:07What are you doing?
00:07:08I thought we talked about this.
00:07:09But the treatment's so expensive.
00:07:10I'm better now.
00:07:11Really.
00:07:12You don't need to worry about a pumpkin.
00:07:13I've saved up enough money.
00:07:14Really?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16So take this.
00:07:17And give it to me.
00:07:18I'm sorry.
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:20You can give it to me.
00:07:21I'll get her to take them.
00:07:22I'll get her to take them.
00:07:23This month's bill.
00:07:24Don't forget the page.
00:07:25What are you doing?
00:07:26I thought we talked about this.
00:07:27The treatment's so expensive.
00:07:28I'm better now.
00:07:29Really.
00:07:30You don't need to worry about a pumpkin.
00:07:32I've saved up enough money.
00:07:33Really?
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:35So take this.
00:07:37And get some rest.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Good night, pumpkin.
00:07:41Good night.
00:07:43Sweet dreams.
00:07:48Hi, Mr. Bowen.
00:07:53Mr. Lawrence filled me in on how you blew him off today.
00:08:08You're fired, Sarah.
00:08:11No.
00:08:12Sir, I am so sorry, okay?
00:08:15That didn't.
00:08:16Hey, give me that.
00:08:17i finally found you my newlywed wife how did you find me give me back you asshole how dare
00:08:27you say that again ah so loud don't you dare why do you have to screw everything up for me
00:08:35i have an offer you can't refuse i'm sorry what does that even mean it means that you may need
00:08:42to stay married to me for longer ah not a chance in return i'll give you money lots of money
00:08:51how much money are we talking name your price i could have him pay ann's bill after all it's his
00:09:02fault i got fired okay listen how about no i can't do that if i screw over a stranger like this
00:09:10what does that make me you come up with a number yet you know i just don't think you're the type
00:09:17of guy to make that much money so i'll only check back in in six months when it's time for that
00:09:22divorce do you really not know who i am oh no no no i know exactly who you are
00:09:27i know exactly who you are you're an arrogant little fool who always gets what he wants
00:09:36right isn't that who you are what are you talking about okay listen wait maybe this is a blessing
00:09:43she has no idea who i am i can handle this fake marriage way easier this is perfect
00:09:48what are you doing i'm giving you my phone number tell me in six months when it's time for that divorce
00:09:54i thought we were just talking about making the marriage work
00:09:58and i said not a chance i think you'd think dip but she's gone why do you never let me finish my
00:10:03sentence jesus
00:10:05yo and then useful so sarah milton used to be an architecture student at bay crest university
00:10:15before she dropped out how'd she end up cleaning houses here's the kicker she has a daughter she has
00:10:20a daughter eight years old with health issues sarah's been in and out of the hospital with her for
00:10:25the last year a dropout single mom with a sick kid this is golden so what's next boss
00:10:32i'm off to meet my lovely new stepdaughter
00:10:41how's my favorite girl what the
00:10:48what a surprise yeah perfect timing uh we were just deciding which outfit little jane would look
00:10:53better in little jane yeah yeah daniel thinks she should wear green but i think blue is way
00:10:58cuter what do you think uh the green's fine ah see i told you here let me help you with that
00:11:06what are you doing here well doesn't she look good yeah uh sweetie i'm gonna talk to my
00:11:14friend in the hallway now
00:11:23mess with my family again and i'll sue your ass got it i have a business deal for you
00:11:27you have another deal i can't refuse no thanks i'm good i don't think you are oh you have no
00:11:32idea because this deal covers ann's medical expenses all of them wait what
00:11:41you'll just pay for ann's medical bills i mean if you're willing to play along stay married to me
00:11:48okay why me there are plenty of other people who will take you up on this offer yeah but you're the
00:11:54only one i'm legally married to and it is just to keep up appearances no crossing the line
00:12:05fine we're not telling ann well about us no of course not
00:12:09you have to move in with me
00:12:35you've got to be kidding me you have to move in with me you've got to be kidding me it's gotta look
00:12:44real and don't you think a better environment would be good for ann
00:12:47do you want to see your new room yes i've never had my room before
00:13:14a mansion who are you really rule number one no questions uh i don't remember that in the contract
00:13:25it does say that party a has full interpretive rights that is totally unfair do you not remember
00:13:32that i paid france medical expenses okay this is completely insane who are you what even is your
00:13:39last name daniel who hey oh hey whoa whoa whoa okay okay relax it's brown daniel brown no that doesn't
00:13:54check out what does that even mean arrogant people tend to have more distinct names daniel brown sounds
00:14:00like the guy who passes out coffee at the office okay well i'm not an arrogant guy and that is exactly
00:14:07who i am i'm just a normal simple coffee guy at the office for sure who owns a mansion totally checks
00:14:14out i love my new room it's amazing so where's my room i mean our room i will show you oh you are
00:14:23not suggesting that we share a bed no rule number two no intimacy no sex okay so then why are we sharing
00:14:30your room i spend most of the time at the office anyway it's just a precautionary precautionary for what
00:14:37for this
00:14:44daniel miss me who is this oh you must be sasha sarah right sasha sarah oops it is so nice to meet you
00:14:59i am gg daniel's fiance wait what okay i think you just freaked out my wife do not worry about the
00:15:06whole fiance thing it was my dad's idea and i never agreed to it did i gg yeah sorry about that but i heard
00:15:15you were moving in today so i came over to you know celebrate brought a little housewarming gift
00:15:21thank you thank you you are so welcome so dinner tonight no i'm spending time with sarah now if you
00:15:32don't mind so fiance huh i'm a married man sarah you know what that means a married man whose ex-fiance is
00:15:46giving me plants what am i supposed to do with this do whatever you want with it i honestly don't care
00:15:58i guess it is kind of pretty
00:15:59you're not mad about gg coming are you it would have been nice if you had mentioned her to me
00:16:13but it's fine she just seems sad and a little pathetic anyway help me with my luggage
00:16:19stupid bitch don't worry your little happy ending won't last long i promise
00:16:32what are you thinking about i could get used to a place like this
00:16:51are you and daniel married how do you know about that well i heard daniel call you his wife
00:17:02ah i wasn't trying to keep that from you is he nice i don't know i hope so what do you think
00:17:12i mean he seems nice i just hope he's not like daddy and i i promise you that i won't let anyone not dad
00:17:24or daniel ever hurt you again okay dad is far far away i promise
00:17:31i think there's a pool in the back want to go for a swim yeah it could be fun a kid and an abusive ex
00:17:46perfect
00:17:50sarah milton has a kid with her ex find him
00:18:01good morning boss why do you never knock i'm sorry i just you know what to do are you serious fully
00:18:19who is it it's finn oh great come on in
00:18:26what was so urgent you asked me to find a replacement manager for victor and i
00:18:30found the perfect candidate
00:18:34matt nilson baycrest university
00:18:38and where sarah went he's right outside i can have him come in for an interview
00:18:41oh his resume's solid hire him and arrange a car for me just finish his paperwork on it
00:18:51congrats mr nilson thank you boss likes you you're on the team thank you can't wait
00:19:01sarah milton i guess you just landed a new job in your city
00:19:10sarah milton i guess you just landed a new job in your city
00:19:14oh my god that's so exciting matt congrats thank you hey i think it's time we should catch up
00:19:20you want to do dinner tonight tonight yeah there's this new place downtown i want to try
00:19:24tonight's a little tough i haven't seen you since college sarah it's been what like six or seven
00:19:32years time flies yeah always calling at the perfect time you know what matt i've got to go but text me
00:19:42the time and place and i'll meet you hello it took you so long i'm mopping sounds busy you have plans
00:19:54tonight i'm wearing reservations actually i have plans with who rule number one no questions no no that
00:20:01is not what i was saying okay bye no yo oh my god this girl does not let me finish
00:20:12this girl does not let me finish this girl does not let me finish this girl
00:20:22sarah thank you
00:20:25matt
00:20:25oh yeah
00:20:26hey
00:20:27hey
00:20:27oh thank you so much for coming
00:20:29it does
00:20:31thank you
00:20:35wow you look
00:20:37unchanged
00:20:38just as beautiful as you were five years ago forever a charmer aren't you i'm serious i'm serious
00:20:47so how have you been what have you been up to a lot of things uh bartending serving delivering
00:20:56and now i'm a janitor oh you were always top of your class i would have thought you'd be at some
00:21:05top architecture firm uh nobody hires a dropout
00:21:11besides i need the flexibility
00:21:15i have to take care of ann
00:21:18it's serious
00:21:21but anyway uh tell me about your company
00:21:23hey
00:21:29i will do uh
00:21:30your best bottle of wine thank you
00:21:32great sir
00:21:48cheers to your new position at karate group cheers
00:21:54so what's next
00:21:57well um
00:22:01sarah the whole reason that i
00:22:04came to this city is because of
00:22:07mind if i interrupt
00:22:11my dear wife
00:22:15wife
00:22:15you know this guy
00:22:21let's go home
00:22:27let her go
00:22:31what did you say
00:22:36let her go
00:22:37that was the guy you blew me off for
00:22:55that was the guy you blew me off for this is none of your business i'm your husband so it's a
00:23:00little bit of my business okay contract husband don't get carried away and don't talk to me like i
00:23:04was cheating i was with a friend if we're going to talk about that why don't we talk about your
00:23:08fiance who's been hovering around like a goddamn vulture
00:23:10sarah sarah i'm sorry okay i just wanted to know
00:23:16i'm going home
00:23:16okay but home is home's that way
00:23:30i need that
00:23:31what an arrogant pompous asshole
00:23:40i can't believe
00:23:41nope
00:23:42what are you doing in here
00:23:43taking a shower
00:23:46i'm sleeping here tonight
00:23:47i'm sleeping here tonight
00:23:54there is no way in hell that is not a part of our contract get back here daniel
00:24:01are you fighting no no no um we're just talking about some work stuff go back to bed okay love you
00:24:11hey we need to talk
00:24:33well put a shirt on i'm more comfortable with this what's up
00:24:36uh sharing a bed is not in the contract okay you're breaking the rules contract says no intimacy
00:24:43or sex and no this is not breaking any rules uh but you
00:24:47rules
00:24:48what are rules
00:24:52fine pillow barrier then okay and put a shirt on happy wife happy life
00:25:02all right
00:25:06are you afraid of the dark
00:25:15no
00:25:17i mean if you are i can just get rid of the pillow barrier we could cuddle whatever you need
00:25:22good night
00:25:24good night
00:25:28this is so weird sharing a bed with a complete stranger and he's technically my husband
00:25:36i'm sorry
00:25:52question would you ever consider going back to school and getting your degree
00:25:56what do you mean i mean i was gonna bring it up for dinner but i mean since we're here i know you
00:26:05didn't finish school would you ever go back and get your degree how do you know that
00:26:10and told me so would you go back to school of course but i have and to take care of and i'm droning in debt
00:26:24so tuition that's a pipe dream what if i could make your dreams come true
00:26:31are you being serious right now
00:26:38okay i'll tell you when i was younger i used to want to be an artist you
00:26:43mm-hmm i know it might be hard to believe but yes i was obsessed with painting and sketching
00:26:50creating anything like that what happened to that my parents
00:26:55they said it was more of a hobby than a job
00:26:58something to toss aside when life's responsibilities came along and i listened to them and i did
00:27:04and i joined the company and i put on the suit and played the part that's why i'm asking you
00:27:13you were super talented and you love architecture the way that i liked art
00:27:19i know what it's like to give up on something that you love
00:27:24so if you have the opportunity to go back and chase your dreams you should
00:27:31i don't know i would just rather have like a brilliant happy architect for a wife than a
00:27:41grumpy janitor
00:27:44oh okay what's the cat no no no no no no catch just a friendly gesture i mean you have to continue
00:27:52to pretend to be my wife but
00:27:54oh i'll think about it yeah yeah sleep on me
00:28:03hey hey that's right come up there good night
00:28:15wow i assume you got me what i wanted babe now when have i ever let you down in that regard
00:28:24meet matt nelson
00:28:30sarah's college flame and most likely father of that kid
00:28:34these were taken recently that means this guy's still here
00:28:40now kiss me and maybe i'll tell you where to find him victor stop it you're still thinking about
00:28:46daniel and that marriage aren't you no no no you are my true partner daniel's a clueless idiot
00:28:55he thinks that he can take control of the company by marrying a useless woman
00:28:59but pretty soon everything he owns will fall into my nephew is an idiot oh not only did he marry the wrong woman
00:29:14he hired the wrong employee wrong employee the new head of the project my replacement matt nelson
00:29:25no way well well well things just got a little more interesting i have a brilliant idea
00:29:44uh
00:29:50hello this is saint mary's hospital and condition is looking good i'm on my way
00:29:58hey there it's matt right yeah hey victor yeah he should be in charge of the uh
00:30:06for the project you know if you're looking for daniel he just stepped out
00:30:10uh do you know where he went because i need him to sign these yeah uh he said something about a hospital
00:30:16um saint mary's got it thank you uh-huh no problem
00:30:23idiot
00:30:31do you know where ann is i'm her legal guardian
00:30:34sarah
00:30:34not what are you doing here uh work i i heard you say ann and just took her vitamins you can find her
00:30:45outside vitamins you guys said it was urgent well then you should ask the person who told you that
00:30:52i'm busy next
00:30:53why didn't you tell me you're going to the hospital i was so worried about you well daniel
00:31:00daniel we've only known him for a month daniel the guy who claims to be your husband what's going on
00:31:08you stay here for a minute okay i'm gonna go talk to matt
00:31:20yeah daniel the guy you met the other night technically he's my legal husband
00:31:28legal husband yeah
00:31:31uh it's complicated uh we signed a contract and now he's my fake husband and i'm his fake wife
00:31:40what i know
00:31:43sarah that's crazy
00:31:46it's all that's in my life i can get you a lawyer if you need to get out of this country no
00:31:52he's paying for ann's medical bills well i can help with money i mean no no no i i couldn't ask
00:31:58you do something like that do you love him what no no way then why are you choosing to stay with him
00:32:14you have me sarah ever since you left college i've been trying to find you whatever's happening
00:32:19with daniel i'm right here and i want to help you what was that
00:32:33look matt i'm sorry okay ann's waiting sarah sarah hey
00:32:40i'm sorry i overreacted what did daniel exactly tell you well some guy came to the house and said
00:32:51daniel sent him to take me here for a check-up some guy where is he now he was right here wait
00:33:00he's right there the job's done photos yeah i got them
00:33:15overall the project's officially launched we just need to do we have any contacts at baycrest
00:33:20university contacts you mean like anyone in admissions or re-enrollment or why are you staring at me like
00:33:27that you want to help miss milton get back into school okay her name is mrs rodney and she's my
00:33:33wife i think we should show her a bit more respect right all right i'll reach out to some people we
00:33:38donated to them in the past so shouldn't be a problem okay good good ah there you are i have been looking
00:33:48for you then you can leave us okay stay are you sure because what i'm about to tell you has something to
00:33:59do with your wife sasha okay her name is sarah why is no one getting her name right whatever
00:34:18is he drunk
00:34:26it's you i love the outfit you pick it out yourself yeah will you do me a big favor
00:34:35will you just go play with little jane for a bit
00:34:36how was your little hospital date what are you talking about
00:34:54how's this
00:34:58did you have somebody spy on me
00:35:00did you have somebody spy on me is that your ex you guys getting back together daniel you are
00:35:09being ridiculous oh i'm being you're the one that's on a hospital date and i'm being ridiculous
00:35:13okay look i'm just gonna ask is that is that anne's real father you got to drop out because you get
00:35:19knocked up you have no idea what you're talking about oh oh what am i wrong i don't deserve this yes
00:35:23you do because sometimes actions have consequences oh shut up jesus what oh i try to get you back
00:35:29into school and this is what i get i am an idiot yes you are a fucking idiot because you have no idea
00:35:36what you're talking about and i have a fucking awful life so awful that my parents stole my tuition money
00:35:41and my sister's medical money
00:35:46yeah she's my sister you idiot but you know what's even worse than that standing here
00:35:53right now and being ridiculed by some arrogant prick who doesn't know anything about me
00:36:06no sarah sarah sarah sarah i'm sorry okay i'm i'm so sorry yes i i am an arrogant prick
00:36:13i just the thought of you with someone just like made me sick okay and i thought i knew you and i didn't
00:36:21i promise you i promise you i promise nothing bad will happen to you or anne ever again
00:36:31i i i i i don't i don't know what to say
00:36:47this is insane
00:37:03this is insane i'm sorry
00:37:08i've been wanting to do that for a long time
00:37:09maybe it wasn't the best timing you are not off the hook for spying on me i know i know
00:37:17that was such a dumb mistake somebody sent me the photos i'm so so sorry okay i promise you
00:37:24nothing like that is gonna happen again
00:37:26i need to go to bed okay yeah
00:37:38you know if you wanted to like amend the rules to the contract don't push your luck okay
00:37:45that could have gone worse oh my god she doesn't even have a daughter we have been wasting our
00:37:59time it's gonna be okay she still has those two deadbeat parents and they will be much easier to
00:38:06manipulate and matt everything's falling into place you just need a little more patience
00:38:15don't touch me
00:38:24morning morning tea you know we have a bit of time before you go to work you want to uh you know
00:38:31uh don't forget the contract mr brown
00:38:40what are you doing saying thank you on your behalf
00:38:45here it's the number for the head of admissions at baycrest university
00:38:52if you're serious about going back to school give him a call
00:38:54wait thank you see you tonight
00:39:11morning boss the new project manager wants to debrief you on some progress you got a minute
00:39:16yeah send him in matt matt how many mats are there pleasure to meet you mr
00:39:24rodney it's you uh let me introduce this is the ceo's assistant daniel brown
00:39:36pleasure to meet you small world huh indeed
00:39:41this small world huh indeed is mr rodney gonna be back no no he's he's out on business
00:39:54you can speak to me directly i think i'll wait till he's back in the office
00:40:00but there's something i'd like to talk to you about if you could give us a minute
00:40:05uh sure
00:40:15sarah told me everything whatever game you're trying to play i'm not gonna let you keep using her
00:40:21watch your words mr lison she's my wife she's your wife for now
00:40:27you may have her tied down with your contract but you're never gonna have what we had and once
00:40:36the waiting period's up she's free
00:40:40and i'm gonna make sure say that again
00:40:46look i'd love to keep talking but unlike you i have some very important work to get back to
00:40:52have a good one mr brown
00:41:02fire him right now wait no keep him around
00:41:18five years i can't believe i'm back here
00:41:29i have some good news for you i've got some good news too
00:41:33are you free tonight yeah where great fax you the details 7 pm
00:41:37uh please dress to impress is this a surprise you'll find out okay then
00:41:48good evening madam i assist you with your reservation uh yeah under daniel brown mr brown one second please
00:41:57i apologize for the wait right this way
00:41:59uh why is it so empty when we host special guests we like to ensure that the restaurant is more
00:42:06private
00:42:09well i guess daniel and i must be pretty special then absolutely ma'am this is your table enjoy
00:42:20jesus this place is so expensive
00:42:23this could pay for ann's surgery we're calling daniel we are going somewhere else
00:42:30sarah
00:42:33matt
00:42:40what a coincidence are you dining here no no no i can't afford this place i know my boss sent me to
00:42:45deliver this package but uh he's not here yet so what about you i have dinner with dan um my contract husband
00:42:57i'm not interrupting your no no he's he hasn't gone here yet stop
00:43:01it feels kind of weird tonight like it's just us two
00:43:13yeah it kind of reminds me of the little cafe at baycrest university
00:43:19we used to sit there for hours until they'd kick us out you remember that
00:43:22that feels like a lifetime ago
00:43:28actually speaking of baycrest i have some sorry i'm late you look really great babe
00:43:35thank you
00:43:38you were in my seat
00:43:39you're daniel rodney guilty as charged
00:44:06as in the rodney creek
00:44:12it's my family business
00:44:14now do you have what i asked you to bring
00:44:28forget whatever fantasies you had
00:44:35she's my wife
00:44:38and the things that i can provide
00:44:40they're way out of your league
00:44:42she's not just some prize for you to flaunt around
00:44:46that's none of your concern
00:44:47now please leave i've rented out the entire restaurant
00:45:04so do you like the necklace that i got you
00:45:06oh my god
00:45:08sarah what are you doing
00:45:12oh my god
00:45:14sarah what are you doing
00:45:15i'm giving you a lesson on humility
00:45:18i don't care who you are don't use me to make matt or someone else feel small i'm not some
00:45:22goddamn trophy for you okay now move
00:45:24wait wait no i i i wasn't i i was just i was trying to be honest with you and show you who i really am
00:45:29honest you're you're you're trying to be honest with me you think a full-on power trip in a white tiboclox restaurant is honest
00:45:39you know i had really good news to share baycrest accepted me they want me that's great
00:45:47but you know what i'm gonna pull out my application
00:45:52why that this is your dream i refuse to be someone you use to flaunt around your family name
00:45:57if a janitor isn't good enough for the rodney name then find someone else i'm done
00:46:08because i refuse to be some trophy for you
00:46:11if the janitor isn't good enough for the rodney name then find someone else
00:46:26home bus home i don't have a home to go to okay my wife wants to leave me
00:46:37you know if she wants a divorce then just let her have
00:46:44take me to the registry office
00:46:46hey hey hey hey you wait here i'm gonna handle this
00:46:57by the power invested in me father do you remember me my god uh child how much have you had to drink
00:47:12that doesn't matter okay i need a divorce right now i'm sorry son i can't help you divorce requires
00:47:21both parties to sign your wife would no no no no no she's not my wife i'm the one that made her
00:47:27mrs rodney she wants the divorce okay she hurt me she hurt you you say that she wants a divorce but
00:47:37you're the one who's here i don't see her anywhere isn't it true that you're the one walking away
00:47:46okay if anyone's hurt here it's her not you
00:48:01never meant to hurt her
00:48:05i hear you buddy my wife and i used to fight and throw around the word divorce like it was a joke
00:48:12heck one time just like you i ended up right here what happened
00:48:21i passed by this bakery and i saw my wife's favorite cake in the window display
00:48:27so i took it home and we've been together 15 more years now listen to me kid go home
00:48:37i messed up she doesn't want to see me
00:48:40i don't think that's true she's at home waiting for you
00:48:48do you really want to take that bet
00:48:56hello it's almost midnight sarah's birthday's in a few minutes where are you her birthday you didn't
00:49:03know then why was she all dressed up tonight i thought you were celebrating
00:49:10okay okay i'm coming home right now okay oh the the bakery from your story where where exactly is it
00:49:18are you okay
00:49:29are you okay
00:49:39I am so sorry, okay?
00:50:03I am an idiot.
00:50:04You are a total jackass.
00:50:06Yes, yes, I am a jackass, okay?
00:50:09Just the thought of you leaving me for Matt just drove me nuts, okay?
00:50:12I am stupid, I am insecure, I am an idiot.
00:50:15Leaving you?
00:50:16We have a contract, Daniel.
00:50:17I don't care about the contract.
00:50:19Forget about the contract.
00:50:21Look, I don't want this anymore, okay?
00:50:25I want a real marriage.
00:50:26No more games.
00:50:27I've had enough of your lies, Daniel.
00:50:39I screwed up, right?
00:50:49Pretending to be someone else that is so dumb, alright?
00:50:53Do not throw your life away because of me.
00:50:55Is this the big speech you prepared for tonight?
00:50:59No, no, no, no, this is me being honest, I promise you.
00:51:06I want you to go to school because you deserve it.
00:51:10Not because I need a more presentable wife.
00:51:12To me, someone who escaped her parents and looks after her sister and supports herself, that
00:51:21is what makes you amazing.
00:51:25Is that why you were gone all night, making the cake?
00:51:38It's a long story.
00:51:40You take all night.
00:51:46I have all night.
00:51:47I'm not going anywhere.
00:51:55This dress is rented.
00:52:02I have to return it tomorrow.
00:52:04You will never have to return anything ever again.
00:52:07I promise you.
00:52:09It will be a long night.
00:52:25Hey, it's 9am, you're going to be late for work.
00:52:38Work and wait.
00:52:40Come on, you have to get ready.
00:52:43Squeeze in 30 minutes.
00:52:47I refuse to be the reason you're late for work.
00:52:50I'll never hear the end of it.
00:52:52Okay.
00:53:02Go out with your normal.
00:53:06Have a good day.
00:53:14Uh, excuse me.
00:53:18Long time no see, my dear daughter.
00:53:22Is that really necessary, Mom?
00:53:23Just tell me what you want.
00:53:24Uh, five million dollars.
00:53:25That's all we need to clear our debt.
00:53:26Five million dollars?
00:53:27That's ridiculous.
00:53:28Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:30I don't have that kind of money.
00:53:31Not you, but your boyfriend, the CEO of the Rodney Group, the one with the deep pockets.
00:53:35We can go straight to him.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:43Okay.
00:53:44Okay.
00:53:45Okay.
00:53:46Okay.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:49Okay.
00:53:50Let's go straight to him.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What, what did you say?
00:53:56Rodney doesn't have that kind of money, okay?
00:53:59He has 24-7 security.
00:54:01You'll never get to him.
00:54:03I have some money in my bank account.
00:54:07It's not five million, but I can get it to you.
00:54:11Hmm.
00:54:12Hmm.
00:54:13That'll do.
00:54:14Hmm.
00:54:15Good girl.
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:17She'll follow my directions.
00:54:18You understand?
00:54:19Mm-hmm.
00:54:20Same.
00:54:21Yes.
00:54:22Is that Sarah?
00:54:26Is that a dad?
00:54:29Sarah's in trouble.
00:54:34Hey, this is actually perfect timing.
00:54:48About last night, I wanted to apologize.
00:54:50It's Sarah.
00:54:51Sarah's in danger.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53I saw her dad get into the car.
00:54:56That scumbag's up to no good.
00:54:59Aren't you a Rodney?
00:55:01Do something.
00:55:02Go find her.
00:55:03Hey, Finn, get in here.
00:55:04Yep.
00:55:05Hey, Sarah's been kidnapped.
00:55:06Find the security footage from downstairs and get her car now.
00:55:09And find me a car too, okay?
00:55:10I'm going after her.
00:55:14Uh, are you sure this is the right place?
00:55:16This feels more like a graveyard than a bank.
00:55:19Just keep walking.
00:55:20Hey, man.
00:55:21Yeah, we're here.
00:55:23No, we came alone, just like you said.
00:55:26Okay, cool.
00:55:27All right.
00:55:28Who are you talking to?
00:55:30I told you to keep your hands to yourself.
00:55:43Who are you?
00:55:46Are you the one who told them to kidnap me?
00:55:48No need to be so dramatic, Sarah.
00:55:50We're all family here.
00:55:52I am Daniel's uncle.
00:55:54Okay, then tell them to let me go.
00:55:57You're quite a surprise, young lady.
00:56:01You know that marriage contract you have with Daniel?
00:56:04That was ingenious.
00:56:06How do you know about that?
00:56:08And then you went and got him to fall in love with you too.
00:56:12That love for you is really the only thing keeping you alive right now.
00:56:16What are you talking about?
00:56:18What are you talking about?
00:56:19Oh, wait.
00:56:20You hear that?
00:56:22Right on cue.
00:56:24That is your knight in shining armor.
00:56:27Here to rescue you.
00:56:29Sarah.
00:56:30Ah, ah, ah.
00:56:32Okay, let her go and we can talk about this.
00:56:42That is a tempting offer.
00:56:44I prefer more, uh, direct negotiations.
00:56:46This is a waiver relinquishing all your shares in the Rodney Group.
00:56:50Sign it.
00:56:51And you can have your little fairytale life back.
00:56:57Daniel, you don't need to sign that, okay?
00:57:04You guys are just gonna stand there?
00:57:06She's your daughter.
00:57:07The guy with the gun's your uncle.
00:57:09Sign the paper and she can go free and we can get our 300 grand.
00:57:12Robin, shut up.
00:57:13Daniel.
00:57:14Don't.
00:57:15It's fine, okay?
00:57:16I'm sorry, sir.
00:57:17I can't agree with you on this one.
00:57:39Now let her go.
00:57:46Ah.
00:57:47Not so fast, nephew.
00:57:49Ew.
00:57:50Go make sure he actually signed that thing.
00:58:00It's settled.
00:58:09You called the cops?
00:58:10I'm scared.
00:58:11It's too late.
00:58:12No!
00:58:13Huh.
00:58:14What do you know?
00:58:15It's just an old prop Halloween gun.
00:58:31And I was just taking my nephew and his lovely new in-laws out for a nice family picnic.
00:58:38Hardly can be considered a crime at all.
00:58:42Anyway, I'm gonna go.
00:58:45Fine.
00:58:46Oh, just stand there.
00:58:47Go get him.
00:58:48Come on.
00:58:49Come on.
00:58:50Come on.
00:58:51A million times.
00:58:57Hey!
00:58:58I got three million dollars!
00:59:01Why did you sign those papers?
00:59:03That was reckless.
00:59:04What about you?
00:59:05Jumping in front of me.
00:59:06That was reckless.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:08My uncle's not gonna get a thing from me.
00:59:09Why?
00:59:10I've been pretending to be Daniel Brown for a while now.
00:59:23And I didn't realize until after, but I got nervous and signed the wrong name.
00:59:28I'm an idiot.
00:59:29Wait.
00:59:30You mean?
00:59:31My uncle's gonna get a little bit of a surprise.
00:59:32Oh.
00:59:33Hey.
00:59:34Am I fucking hallucinating here?
00:59:35Your uncle says that you married my daughter.
00:59:36Is that true?
00:59:37Your uncle says that you married my daughter.
00:59:38Is that true?
00:59:39If you're thinking of extorting Daniel, don't.
00:59:40I won't let you do this.
00:59:41Are you okay?
00:59:42How dare you raise your voice to me, you ungrateful little brat.
00:59:43Don't listen to her.
00:59:44We're just trying to get some...
00:59:45Don't ever touch my wife, you piece of shit.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:47Oh.
00:59:48Oh.
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:50Oh, fuck.
00:59:51Don't ever touch my wife.
00:59:52You piece of shit.
00:59:53Ahhh.
00:59:54Oh.
00:59:55Oh.
00:59:56Oh.
00:59:57Oh.
00:59:58Oh.
00:59:59Oh.
01:00:00Oh.
01:00:01Oh.
01:00:02Oh.
01:00:03Oh.
01:00:04Oh, God.
01:00:06Oh.
01:00:07Oh.
01:00:08Oh.
01:00:09Oh.
01:00:10Oh.
01:00:11Oh.
01:00:12Oh.
01:00:13Oh.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:15Oh.
01:00:16Now officer they beat up my poor husband Robin I mean look at him he's barely alive they kidnapped
01:00:27me it was self-defense oh kidnapped you didn't mention that part you ungrateful little snake
01:00:33we are your parents I have tried over and over again but you refuse to listen you know what
01:00:39you're my parents but you never acted like it oh no we're your parents you gambled my tuition money
01:00:44and made me take care of Anne you never cared about us no no no I loved you yeah we loved you yeah we
01:00:50both loved you under California Penal Code 273 you two are under arrest for child endangerment and abuse
01:00:56now officer okay quit talking I'm gonna add obstruction let's go plenty of paperwork for
01:01:01us to get you tonight let's go I understand but keep moving
01:01:14oh my god Daniel I heard what happened yeah I played the part of a hero today and I'm okay
01:01:34hey we have nothing to worry about anymore you mean they're never gonna come close to us again
01:01:43we're gonna be okay really really they'll never find us okay I swear
01:01:48ah oh my god I will get the first aid kit and I'll get some ice thank you
01:01:59what is this
01:02:23it's here
01:02:29what are you doing it's a bug that is how Victor knew everything because Gigi was helping him spy on us
01:02:36what are we gonna do about it
01:02:39you want to play games let's give him a hell of a show
01:02:49I heard Daniel just got married is that his new wife the mrs. Rodney no absolutely not excuse me
01:03:00dad meet my new wife meet Gigi she's the one who belongs here and the one who should be joining
01:03:06the family you however weren't invited so lovely to meet you Sarah is it
01:03:17what is wrong with you you bitch
01:03:20Gigi watch your mouth you're embarrassing yourself that's enough Daniel
01:03:24you were meant to marry her yeah Gigi was supposed to be a mrs. Rodney but not to me
01:03:31to uncle Victor
01:03:36when are you gonna divorce your current wife uncle Victor
01:03:38what do you mean the signatures don't match I watched them sign it
01:03:52brown
01:03:53you're the fucking brown
01:03:55uncle Victor
01:03:56Gigi right Victor seriously doesn't Victor already have a wife what a total homewrecker
01:04:07Gigi was a fiancee I chose for you but even if you didn't like her you got no right to disgrace
01:04:11it like that look at the necklace it looked familiar uncle Victor expensed something to
01:04:16the company that looked just like that
01:04:17Victor is this true that that is a birthday gift for my friend
01:04:27ah yeah we know about the hotel rendezvous as well was that a is that a birthday gift as
01:04:32well hmm super generous I'm glad you didn't give me any gifts growing up gross hotel Victor
01:04:38don't listen to him Michael he doesn't always talking about don't try to defend yourself Victor
01:04:42need photo evidence you know what you're crossing the line Sarah okay enough enough
01:04:47I've had enough of this yes I have been sleeping with Victor
01:04:53yes I have been sleeping with Victor are you happy now Gigi
01:05:05shh this is all your fault Sarah Milton you stole what was supposed to be mine is that
01:05:12why you teamed up with Victor to get Daniel shares of the company that's right and I'm not one to
01:05:18forgive or forget tell them Victor tell them how the Rodney group is ours
01:05:27idiot
01:05:34this woman is clearly a lunatic she doesn't know what she's talking about
01:05:39I will show you Victor oh oh what are you gonna show me Gigi
01:05:48it's not that was a custom made cake okay wow all righty no party is going to compare to this one
01:05:57future
01:06:14hi nice to you I want to do too here take that
01:06:21you ready yeah
01:06:27after six months and everything that's happened I thought it'd be a good idea to renew our vows
01:06:39what do you say well you'd better behave this time
01:06:45these rings represent your vows to one another may they always remind you of your love and commitment
01:06:52with this ring I promise not to screw up again you definitely keep things interesting
01:07:07with the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife again you make this
01:07:20last episode at pv an on her
01:07:24have a top of this ring
01:07:27I've been here at the beginning
01:07:28there's two clips
01:07:31��
01:07:32it spraying
01:07:34they and have a combat
01:07:35having a display
01:07:36they end up
01:07:39ils
01:07:40anyway
01:07:42everybody
01:07:43they're free
01:07:45they're free
01:07:47that's free
01:07:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:07:54I swear to God I'm close.
01:08:03Technically you're both married.
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