Saltar al reproductorSaltar al contenido principal
  • hace 1 semana
Transcripción
00:00I'm a time traveller, or I was, I'm stuck, in 1969.
00:05We're stuck. All of space and time he promised me, now I've got a job in a shop, I've got to support him.
00:10Martha, sorry.
00:12I've seen this book before.
00:14Quite possibly.
00:171969, that's where you're talking from?
00:19Afraid so.
00:20But you're replying to me. You can't know exactly what I'm going to say 40 years before I say it.
00:2638?
00:27I'm getting this down. I'm writing in your bits.
00:29How? How is this possible? Tell me.
00:32Not so fast.
00:33People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is.
00:36Then what is it?
00:38Complicated.
00:39Tell me.
00:40Very complicated.
00:42I'm clever and I'm listening, and don't patronise me because people have died and I'm not happy.
00:47Tell me.
00:49People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint,
00:56it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
01:01Yeah, I've seen this book before. You said that sentence got away from you.
01:04It got away from me, yeah.
01:06Next thing you're going to say is, well, I can hear you.
01:09Well, I can hear you?
01:10This isn't possible.
01:12No, it's brilliant.
01:14Well, I'm not hear you exactly, but I know everything you're going to say.
01:17Always give me the shivers of it.
01:18How can you know what I'm going to say?
01:22Look to your left.
01:23What does he mean by, look to your left? I've written tons about that on the forums. I think it's a political statement.
01:28He means you. What are you doing?
01:32I'm writing in your bits. That way I've got a complete transcript of the whole conversation.
01:37Wait until this hits the net. This will explode the egg forums.
01:40I've got a copy of the finished transcript. It's on my autocue.
01:44How can you have a copy of the finished transcript? It's still being written.
01:48I told you, I'm a time traveller. I've got it in the future.
01:50Okay, let me get my head around this.
01:52You're reading aloud from a transcript of a conversation you're still having.
01:56Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.
01:59Actually, never mind that. You can do shorthand.
02:03So?
02:04What matters is we can communicate. We've got big problems now.
02:08They have taken the blue box, haven't they?
02:10The angels have the phone box.
02:12The angels have the phone box. That's my favourite. I've got that on a t-shirt.
02:16What do you mean, angels? You mean those statue things?
02:20Creatures from another world.
02:22But they're just statues.
02:23Only when you see them.
02:25What does that mean?
02:26Lonely assassins, they used to be called.
02:28No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe.
02:30Or very nearly.
02:32And they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved.
02:36They're quantum locked.
02:37They don't exist when they're being observed.
02:39The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock.
02:43No choice. It's a fact of their biology.
02:45In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone.
02:49And you can't kill a stone.
02:50Of course, a stone can't kill you either, but then you turn your head away.
02:55Then you blink.
02:57And oh yes, it can.
02:59Don't take your eyes off that.
03:02That's why they cover their eyes.
03:03They're not weeping.
03:04They can't risk looking at each other.
03:06Their greatest asset is their greatest curse.
03:09They can never be seen.
03:11Loneliest creatures in the universe.
03:13And I'm sorry.
03:15I am very, very sorry.
03:17It's up to you now.
03:19What am I supposed to do?
03:20The blue box. It's my time machine.
03:22There is a world of time energy in there.
03:24They could feast on forever, but the damage they could do could switch off the sun.
03:28You have got to send it back to me.
03:30How?
03:31How?
03:34And that's it, I'm afraid.
03:35There's no more from you on the transcript.
03:37That's the last I've got.
03:39I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess.
03:42They're coming.
03:42The angels are coming for you.
03:44But listen, your life could depend on this.
03:47Don't blink.
03:48Don't even blink.
03:49Blink and you're dead.
03:50They are fast.
03:51Faster than you could believe.
03:52Don't turn your back.
03:53Don't look away.
03:54And don't blink.
03:57Good luck.
Sé la primera persona en añadir un comentario
Añade tu comentario

Recomendada