00:00Please do not integrate me, please!
00:03Welcome to stage Sindhuvi!
00:06It just so happened I married a Danish man.
00:09So then what was our choice?
00:10Move to Denmark, which makes the weather in the UK look like Bahamas, so no.
00:14Or move to India, where the first time my husband gets high quality, top shelf food poisoning, he dies.
00:27I had had an argument with my therapist.
00:29This guy was unwilling to admit something very basic that we both know to be true,
00:35which is that he doesn't like me very much.
00:42Ladies, is it not true that your closest girlfriends can be very annoying?
00:45Don't say yes if they're with you.
00:54When they used to annoy me in the past, I used to call my mother to complain.
00:57And my mother would say, oh, you know she's a little bit unhappy bitch, just leave it.
01:03My mother always said, if you feel a little bit resentment towards someone, it's very good, it shows you are alive.
01:08But if you feel too much resentment for anybody, 100% you will have the cancer and be dead.
01:15Shut up, whiteys.
01:16But I had a stammer.
01:17So I was like, sha-ha, sha-ha, sha-ha, sha-ha.
01:21Shut up, whiteys.
01:22Shut up, whiteys.
01:23But I had a stammer.
01:24So I was like, sha-ha, sha-ha, sha-ha, sha-ha.
01:26So I got a stammer.
01:28I had a stammer.
01:31So, I got a stammer.
01:33I got a stammer.
01:35And I got a stammer.
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