00:00Tell me about your- Life's too short for small talk.
00:05Then let's get uncomfortable.
00:09A vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar, but neither of them can get a word in because I'm already in there telling everyone that I'm dying.
00:18Are you serious?
00:23Yeah, I couldn't sleep in either.
00:25I made you a bagel with cream cheese.
00:29You know, I was struggling with something.
00:32What do you think I should look for, you know, in a man?
00:36That's easy.
00:39Total devotion, Fern!
00:43I gotta get out there, you know. Rest and relaxation is a good thing. It's why I moved here.
00:48I rented out my half bath to a professional gamer.
00:52Headshot, let's go!
00:54He gets all his food delivered and literally never leaves.
00:56No, I can't go! I gotta play!
00:58You can't!
00:59I can't feel my legs!
01:01Do you ever shut up?
01:03What a girl can only take so much isolation.
01:06Hi, I didn't think this through.
01:07What's there to think about? It's a meathead buffet. You could marry any of these guys and I'd approve.
01:13So, are all your muscles made on this beach?
01:16Actually, they're made in the kitchen.
01:19What are you? Some sort of addict?
01:22Hey, you. Do you want a stalker?
01:24Yes.
01:25I always said the best kind of stalkers come in sundresses.
01:28So you're an Instagram influencer?
01:30Well, I don't like to call myself an influencer, but yes, I influence people. I do.
01:33Do you?
01:34Do you?
01:35Yeah.
01:36Yeah, so I'm gonna get back home soon.
01:37Yeah, you're influencing me to leave.
01:38But if I go out there and I stumble and no one's there to pick me up...
01:43Nope, nope, nope, you didn't do that!
01:45Do it, I'm ready!
01:46You can borrow my wetsuit if you really want to head out there.
01:49But I gotta warn you, I'm not wearing anything underneath.
01:53I don't do all black.
01:55I guess what I'm asking you is...
02:03Should I go for a run?
02:20Do you have butterflies?
02:22Swaths of them.
02:27At my age, I'm lucky to have dying moths.
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