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00:00Strike!
00:02Hey, flaccid face, you got a humiliation kink?
00:06All right, a big swing energy, baby, come on.
00:09Dude could not hit water if he's out of a boat these days.
00:13Be careful, loser.
00:15Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
00:21There we go!
00:23Come on, come on!
00:24That was for you, trouble.
00:25Why don't you go chase that ball down?
00:27I'll sign it for you.
00:29Where the hell did that come from?
00:33Like, who the hell did that come from?
00:36You're a gentleman.
00:38I think I found our boys in the Lucky Charm.
00:59Hey, it's Harley, right?
01:00Yeah, you.
01:01I just wanted to say...
01:05Stop staring at me.
01:06Oh, I wasn't.
01:07Picturing me naked?
01:08Yeah, right.
01:09You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:10You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:14Pervert.
01:15Oh, I wasn't.
01:16You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:22Pervert.
01:23Nice work, Harley.
01:24Teacher spit.
01:25Oh, I just wanted to say...
01:29Stop staring at me.
01:31Oh, I wasn't.
01:32Picturing me naked?
01:33Yeah, right.
01:34You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:37Pervert.
01:38Nice work, Harley.
01:39Teacher spit.
01:40I'm not interested in you or your date.
01:44guessing you're below average in everything.
01:47Dumb jocks aren't my type.
01:51I'm not interested in you or your date.
01:55Guessing you're below average in everything.
01:58Dumb jocks aren't my type.
02:07Dumb jocks aren't my type.
02:20Good news.
02:22I think I found the guest of honor for tomorrow's loser party.
02:28Tara, I already told you, I'm not going.
02:31Marley, uh, what?
02:33Aren't you sick of spending every Saturday night in your dorm doing homework?
02:37Yes.
02:38Aren't you tired of chasing after boys from afar?
02:41Well, obviously, but...
02:43Do you, or do you not, want the classic college experience?
02:47I do, I do.
02:49Well, this is it, babe.
02:51It doesn't get more classic than the Baseball Frats Annual Loser Party.
02:55You can go and you can watch some dorky freshman get crowned king loser.
03:00You can play beer pong.
03:01You can do a keg stand.
03:03You can even lose your V-card to a hottie with a stiff back.
03:06Oh, gross.
03:08Baseball guys are the worst.
03:10They're self-absorbed.
03:12They are moronic.
03:13They have great asses.
03:16I mean, have you seen Kai Rydels?
03:18Oh, to die for.
03:22I think I just heard my name.
03:28What do you want?
03:30Listen, I was just thinking.
03:32Oh, wow.
03:33I didn't think you knew how.
03:37I think we got off on the wrong foot.
03:41How about a truce?
03:43Come to the Alpha House to age her tomorrow.
03:45It'll be really fun.
03:47Pass.
03:48We'll be there.
03:48Well, hopefully I'll see you there.
04:10Traitor.
04:10I have a shift at the cafeteria tomorrow anyway.
04:14Colin's sick.
04:14I need the money.
04:16It's just one day, sweetie.
04:17You said you wanted fun.
04:18I'm giving you fun.
04:21You can make me later.
04:22You know what, bro?
04:43I think you need to focus more on your game and less on dunking on some random nerd.
04:48Postseason starts in a few weeks.
04:49Look, dude, I think you're just pissed that you owe me another hundred dollars because
04:53I found the biggest loser on campus four years running.
04:56Thank you very much.
04:57That's not it.
04:59Yeah, but it's always hazing one of those Russian players.
05:03That's a random girl.
05:05But it's more than that, no?
05:07Ever since last semester, all that shit that went down with your dad.
05:10Look, I know.
05:11You've been in a slump.
05:12Jesus.
05:12Feeling out of classes, getting into fights.
05:14Look, I don't want to talk about that right now.
05:16It's a fucking party, all right?
05:17You give me a break.
05:18Talk to a girl or something.
05:20I fucking tried.
05:27Oh.
05:29Babe.
05:30I love you, but you need to loosen up.
05:33What?
05:33Enjoy yourself.
05:35Enjoy Kai while you're at it.
05:38He made it plenty clear he's not interested.
05:40Well, maybe that's because you almost bit his head off when he tried inviting you to his party.
05:47Oh.
05:49Has anyone ever told you that you'll catch more flies with honey?
05:51Can't I aim higher than flies?
05:54Ugh.
05:55Speak of the she-devil, there she is.
05:59Okay.
06:01Okay, I'm going to get a drink.
06:03Be nice.
06:04Try.
06:05I'm good.
06:10You came.
06:12Guess you're not used to making girls do that, huh?
06:14Oh.
06:16No, he's not.
06:18But me on the other hand, you know.
06:20Fuck off.
06:21You're a whole lot of trouble, aren't you?
06:35That attitude of yours, does it have an off button?
06:37No.
06:39And even if it did, I highly doubt you could find it.
06:41Okay.
06:41Is that a challenge?
07:01What?
07:04You're looking a little flushed.
07:08You want a drink?
07:11Oh my god, what is this, rubbing alcohol?
07:19It's vodka.
07:20You really don't get out much, do you?
07:24Ever even been to a party?
07:26Not really.
07:28Teacher's pets don't usually warn an invite.
07:31Well, lucky for you, I get out plenty, so why don't you let me show you a good time?
07:39Not like that.
07:41Unless...
07:46Look, I said truce, and I meant it.
07:54Friends?
07:55I have to say, that was horrible.
08:17And I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor.
08:19You're going to have to do better than that.
08:20Okay.
08:21Okay, this is it.
08:22This is the one.
08:22I'm so sorry, sir.
08:29I don't think he's going to make it.
08:33Hopefully it's not too late to get off the pre-med track, because that was...
08:36I mean, you were smiling.
08:37Wait, you were making a funny face.
08:40That's just my face.
08:41No, it's not.
08:42Yeah.
08:42What do you say we go on a walk real quick, get some fresh air?
08:52Oh, leaving already, baby?
08:56I'm not your baby anymore, because we broke up.
09:00Remember that?
09:01Oh, and you're still not over it.
09:05Humiliating losers, just to impress me.
09:08A romantic gesture, sure, but I'd rather just fuck.
09:12What?
09:12Humiliating?
09:13What is she talking about?
09:15Nothing.
09:18Wait.
09:19She doesn't know.
09:20Oh, this is going to be good.
09:24Here, as Alpha, sweetheart, why don't you let me do the honors?
09:27Mallory, don't.
09:35Excuse me.
09:37Willow.
09:37Excuse me.
09:39Everyone, listen up.
09:40Instead of a king loser this year, we'll be crowning a queen instead.
09:49Harley Wilson!
09:51Woo!
09:57Congrats.
09:58Loser.
09:59Loser.
10:00Loser.
10:01You even beat out the weirdo who brings his pet rat to class.
10:06Cheers to you.
10:07Oh, is her majesty going to cry?
10:12I thought you'd be happy to finally get some attention.
10:16And thanks to Kai for finding this year's queen.
10:25Mallory, get the fuck out of here.
10:27So this is why you invited me here?
10:30To humiliate me?
10:34It's kind of ironic, don't you think?
10:37You crowning me queen loser?
10:40When you suck at school, you suck even worse at baseball, at least lately.
10:47So if I'm queen loser this semester, what does that make you?
10:52Emperor?
10:54Supreme?
10:54Washed out.
11:00At 22.
11:04The man.
11:05The myth.
11:06The disappointment.
11:15Hey, it wasn't me.
11:16Was that stupid?
11:18What?
11:18You know what I like with me, brother?
11:21Hey, shake it off.
11:23Okay?
11:25I'm fucking fine, guys.
11:28Why would I care about what some loser thinks of me?
11:42Harley, wait!
11:42Okay, I am so sorry for making you come to this.
11:46That is my bad.
11:48Second of all, holy shit, Harley!
11:51That was amazing.
11:53You just eviscerated his ass.
11:56Oh, I'm not done with him.
11:58Not even close.
11:59Careful, loser.
12:22Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
12:24See that one, Trouble?
12:32That one's for you.
12:34Why don't you go fetch that ball for me?
12:35I'll sign it for you, all right?
12:41Where the hell did that come from?
12:44Like, who the hell did that come from?
12:47Now, gentlemen, I think I found our boy's new lucky charm.
12:51Yeah, if that's true, we need to keep her around in the postseason.
12:55She pisses him off, takes her out on the field, we win.
12:59Yeah, but how the hell are we going to get them in the same room?
13:01They hate each other.
13:03Well, I have an idea.
13:06Yeah.
13:09Wait, wait, wait.
13:10Let me get this straight.
13:11You want me to hang around the baseball house to annoy the shit out of Kai
13:15because it makes him play better?
13:20Did someone take a bat to all your heads?
13:22I'm serious.
13:24Why would you think I would want to do anything to help him?
13:28Actually, I want him to suffer.
13:30I know.
13:31I know.
13:32But in exchange, we're going to give you the full Miss Congeniality college glow-up,
13:37all right?
13:38Make you cool.
13:39Take you to the parties.
13:41Get you laid.
13:43Plus, we're going to pay you.
13:44So.
13:46I don't want your money.
13:48Oh, come on.
13:49We see you washing dishes in the cafeteria.
13:52Trust me, this will be way more fun than that.
13:54You guys must really be desperate, huh?
13:57I mean, come on.
13:58It's a win-win.
13:59You get to torture your sworn enemy and become the most fuckable girl on campus.
14:03What else do you want from us?
14:06A choreographed dance?
14:08A strip tease?
14:09Couldn't hurt.
14:12Atta girl.
14:14What do you say?
14:14I'm not cheap.
14:21Sixty.
14:21An hour.
14:25Worth every penny.
14:31Oh, and, uh, Kai.
14:35Kai can never, ever find out about this.
14:40Find by me.
14:41So when do I start?
14:42Now.
14:44It's glow-up time, baby.
14:46Woo!
14:55What?
14:56This is all stuff girls have left here?
15:00What?
15:01This box is big.
15:03What can I say, man?
15:04I mean, I don't just hit home runs on the field.
15:07Okay.
15:08I don't know about this.
15:09Look, if you don't want to, you don't have to.
15:10You're smart, you're funny, and you are a loser.
15:16I mean, it's the truth.
15:18It's tough love, sweetheart.
15:20But you raise your hand every single time the teacher asks a question.
15:23When you practically live at the library.
15:26And I don't know about you guys, but, uh, I've never seen you at a single party.
15:29So, yeah, you're a loser.
15:33But, you don't have to be.
15:36Okay, let's do this.
15:52I don't even drink the...
16:10Okay, all right.
16:11I mean, I would.
16:28Hey, you look perfect.
16:40I'm just saying, man.
16:41She has no idea what she's talking about.
16:43I'm not washed up.
16:46No.
16:47Obviously you're not.
16:48But, you are obsessed with her.
16:50I'm not obsessed with her.
16:53I'm pissed.
16:55But it is undeniable.
16:56She's done wonders for your game.
16:59What are you talking about?
17:01Nothing.
17:02He is just messing with you.
17:03Ugh!
17:04Can we stop talking about the queen loser?
17:06She's a pathetic know-it-all who dresses like the Virgin Mary.
17:09Who's got next game?
17:16Wow.
17:17You are a glutton for punishment, honey.
17:20It's gonna take a lot more than a push-up bra and a bad blowout for you to get your photo taken down.
17:25I don't know.
17:26I think she looks good.
17:33What you doing here?
17:35I invited her, actually.
17:36I wanted to, you know, make it up to her for the other night.
17:40Well, as president of this fraternity, I am officially uninviting you.
17:46So, please, leave.
17:54I'll tell you what.
17:56I'll play you for it.
17:58I win.
17:59I stay.
18:00Are you deaf?
18:01He's not interested.
18:02No, you're on.
18:03Trouble.
18:04Ooh!
18:06Can I get a rack?
18:23I mean, uh...
18:24I mean, I meant, uh, a re-rack.
18:27Can I get a re-rack, please?
18:28Great shot.
18:44All that talk, and you can't seem to walk the walk, huh?
18:48Beer pong's a skill for primates.
18:50Doesn't make it any less useful.
18:51Give me your arm.
19:09I'm gripping it way too tight.
19:11It should just float right out of your fingers.
19:14Higher the arc, softer the land.
19:16Breathe.
19:20Focus.
19:22And shoot.
19:25Look at that.
19:33Welcome to college.
19:34What's wrong, Slyther?
19:45You look a little fleshed.
19:47Am I...
19:47Am I pissing you off?
19:53No, I was just looking at your makeup.
19:55It's looking pretty clownish.
19:56Mm.
19:57Clownish?
19:58Like...
19:58Like your dating history?
20:00Oh, sweetheart.
20:01I don't think you could find what I like with a map.
20:05So.
20:08Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
20:11I told you.
20:13King invited me.
20:14Bullshit.
20:15You came here to torture me,
20:16just like you did on the field the other day.
20:18Well.
20:20I got news for you.
20:22I got a very high pain tolerance.
20:25I could do this all day.
20:27Oh.
20:29Then I'll make sure not to hold back.
20:31You know, I'm actually very surprised
20:44that you came back after what happened.
20:47Just couldn't resist me, huh?
20:52Well.
20:53I'm also sorry to say
20:54that there's not much here for you.
20:56Not for me or the other guys.
20:58You're right.
21:04You have no idea what I want.
21:06Get on.
21:08Get on.
21:26Don't you dare.
21:29Oh my...
21:29Yo, guys.
21:29What are you up to?
21:32Just throw it.
21:32Yo, what is she doing here, guys?
21:34Yo, man, hey, get in on this, man.
21:36Harley is whooping Trey's ass.
21:38Oh, she's not, dude.
21:41Shit!
21:41Yes!
21:42Let's go!
21:43Hey, our girl's a beast!
21:45So what, she just fucking lives here now, or what?
21:48I mean, why not, bro?
21:49She sure is welcome in my bed.
21:52What's wrong, Kai?
21:53You look mad.
21:55I thought you said you could do this all day.
21:58Ooh.
22:00Let's see how you handle the king.
22:02You're so odd.
22:04Dude, I think it's working.
22:12I'll believe that when I see it in the batter's box.
22:24Hey.
22:25Harley.
22:26Hoping you drop by practice later.
22:28He's already playing better, but we think with you there,
22:31it might motivate him even more.
22:35My pleasure.
22:37You're the best.
22:43What?
22:46Oh.
22:46Nothing?
22:47I'm just wondering when my best friend started living every girl on campus' dream.
22:51Oh.
22:53My baby's all grown up and having fun, finally.
22:56It's no big deal.
22:57I'm just helping them out.
22:59Apparently when I give Kai shit, it makes him play better.
23:01Or they said I'm his good luck charm or whatever.
23:04Oh my god.
23:06What?
23:08He likes you.
23:10Duh.
23:11You're kidding, right?
23:12Did you black out at that party?
23:14He literally bullied me.
23:16Emotionally repressed men are always mean to the girls they like.
23:19It has been that way since the dawn of time.
23:20Yeah, well, not this time.
23:23Don't be so sure.
23:29Oh, King, where's my bat?
23:31Seen it?
23:32Where the fuck is my bat, man?
23:35It's this one, right?
23:39Trey invited me.
23:41Jesus Christ.
23:42Is anywhere safe from you?
23:45Guys, we don't need a bat girl.
23:46You're so touchy about your bat.
23:49What are you doing here?
23:49You think I need another dork heckling me?
23:53Well, not everything's about you, you know?
23:55I told Trey how I used to play.
23:57He said he'd help me with my swing.
24:02Yeah.
24:03That's right.
24:05Really?
24:08No heckling this time.
24:19That's the best you got, slugger.
24:38Let's go!
24:51Easy out.
24:55I didn't realize I was in the presence of an expert.
24:57Where should I be hitting it?
25:01Deep in the hole.
25:02Yeah.
25:02You'd like that, wouldn't you?
25:04I meant between shortstop and third base.
25:06Why don't you come out here and show me?
25:08Hot shot?
25:09Yeah.
25:09It's time to put up or shut up.
25:24Why don't you show me how you swing?
25:26Trouble.
25:27Strike one.
25:50You know, I think this is going to be worse than I thought.
25:52How about a few hands-on tips?
25:54No.
25:55Hands off.
25:56Dang, bro.
25:57You jealous?
25:58Of course not.
25:59Just want to see her fail on her own.
26:00I know what I'm doing.
26:08Ugh.
26:09Are you sure you don't want to call it a day?
26:12This is getting pretty depressing.
26:18Oh, shit!
26:20Ah!
26:21Yo!
26:25I brought you an ice pack.
26:31I'm fine.
26:33You hit like a girl, by the way.
26:35Hmm.
26:36So pretty hard, then?
26:50Jeez.
26:50Don't be such a baby.
26:54You can say thank you at any time.
26:56Thank you for what?
26:57Turning batting practice into target practice?
26:59Do you want me to stop?
27:10No.
27:10Oh, my God, baby!
27:28You're hurt!
27:29Give me that!
27:31Jesus, Mallory.
27:32What are you...
27:33Why are you here right now?
27:34I came as soon as I heard.
27:35Why?
27:36Because I'm Alpha's sweetheart.
27:38I need to make sure that my boys are okay.
27:44You can go.
27:45Oh.
27:45Oh.
27:45Oh.
27:45Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:47Oh.
27:48Oh.
27:49Oh.
27:49Oh.
27:50Oh.
27:51Oh.
27:53Oh.
27:54Oh.
27:55Oh.
27:56Oh.
27:57Oh.
27:58Oh.
27:59Oh.
28:00Oh.
28:01Oh.
28:01Oh.
28:02Oh.
28:03Oh.
28:04Oh.
28:05Oh.
28:06Whoa.
28:06Whoa.
28:07Where you going?
28:07I almost broke his collarbone.
28:10I think he said enough for the day.
28:11Well, how about a little study session after class tomorrow?
28:16He's got someone else to help him.
28:17Come on.
28:18I mean, uh...
28:19How about a little overtime pay?
28:26Okay.
28:26Oi, Golden Boy, since when do you study?
28:33I don't.
28:35But we've got a huge game on Friday.
28:38We need to up the ante, get them together alone.
28:44Should I study?
28:52Let me guess, Henry invited you.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Study session.
28:58Well, he's not here, so...
29:02So I'll wait.
29:19You mind?
29:22Let me guess, my essay sucks, I'm an idiot, with nothing between my ears except for packing peanuts.
29:26Right?
29:27Oh, my God.
29:27Oh, my God.
29:28Oh, my God.
29:31The potency of the tragedy in Sophocles' Antigone is derived not from traditional right versus wrong, but rather a more complicated right versus right, tension without relief that yields unsolvable turmoil.
29:45Here I thought you would be mixing up Athena and Hera.
29:50Sorry to disappoint.
29:53You know, you're pretty smart when you apply yourself.
29:57Why do you settle for needs?
29:59I'm not settling.
30:00I'm not settling.
30:01I've just been distracted.
30:02By what?
30:03By what?
30:04Nothing.
30:05Nothing.
30:06Just stupid family shit.
30:09With my dad.
30:10And it seems as though I have this crazy stalker who won't leave me alone.
30:19What do you reckon I do about her?
30:22For someone whose batting average is below 200 this season, you're pretty full of yourself.
30:30For somebody who claims to have played, you can't hit worth a damn.
30:33I hit just fine.
30:34You have a bruise to prove it.
30:37Your form is fucked.
30:39It is not.
30:40It is too.
30:42Stand up.
30:47First things first.
30:54You should use your shoulders as a guide, like looking down the barrel of a gun.
31:00You can touch your chin, your shoulder.
31:14You know, when you swing, you shouldn't release too early.
31:19It should be one perfect motion.
31:29Good girl.
31:30Just like that.
31:41Well, that's what I was saying.
31:43Sorry we're late.
31:44We're, um, just...
31:47What's up?
31:48We interrupted?
31:49No.
31:50No, no, no, no.
31:51Not at all.
31:52I was just leaving.
31:53Actually.
32:03Hi, Harley.
32:04What was that?
32:05It's nothing.
32:10So, Kai likes you now, huh?
32:11What?
32:12No, no.
32:13Relax.
32:14We're gonna use it to our advantage.
32:15I think I'm a little jealous.
32:16Guys.
32:17All you have to do is come to the tote party tonight with one of us.
32:22He'll think.
32:23We're trying to get with you.
32:24He'll be pissed.
32:25Then I'll happily do the honors.
32:26Not you, idiot.
32:27He would never take you seriously.
32:28Or me.
32:29So, it's gotta be you, big man.
32:30Guys.
32:31There's no way.
32:32Okay?
32:33He doesn't like me like that.
32:34Oh, trust us.
32:35He's gonna hate this.
32:36So...
32:37What do you say, Harley?
32:39Do you wanna be my date?
32:40Hm.
32:41I don't like her, Harley.
32:42And I think...
32:43We're trying to get with you.
32:44He'll be pissed.
32:45Then I'll happily do the honors.
32:46Not you, idiot.
32:47He would never take you seriously.
32:49Or me, so...
32:51It's gotta be you, big man.
32:52Guys.
32:53There's no way.
32:54Okay?
32:55He doesn't like me like that.
32:57Trust us.
32:58He's gonna hate this.
32:59So...
33:00What do you say, Harley?
33:02I can't believe you scored an Alpha Toga party invite.
33:22These things are legendary.
33:24Oh, my God, you're a groupie.
33:26Oh, well, you're one to talk.
33:29Well, hello, beautiful.
33:32Harley.
33:33King, Tara, Tara, King.
33:36Hi.
33:37How about a little grappa for the goddess?
33:40Let's go over here.
33:47So, college parties, is it like you dreamt it to be?
33:52Um, decidedly not.
33:54Oh.
33:56But thank you for inviting me.
33:59For everything.
34:00I mean, really, I know I can be pretty rough around the edges.
34:05You kind of have to be when everyone's going around calling you a loser.
34:10But I don't have a ton of friends besides Tara.
34:14And who knows if King will ever give her back.
34:16Yeah, I don't know.
34:21I know I was just in this for the money at first, but it's been so nice having you guys in my corner.
34:30Which is why I feel really bad letting you guys down.
34:32I can't do the fake dating.
34:38I can't.
34:38I don't...
34:39I don't want to fuck with him anymore.
34:43Well, you're a good person, Harley.
34:45Deal or not.
34:46It's been nice having you around.
34:48Yeah?
34:48Yes.
34:59Hey, man.
35:00Jesus.
35:01What the fuck is this?
35:03What the fuck is this?
35:04Kai, chill.
35:05I'm not going to fucking chill.
35:06We were having a conversation.
35:07Well, we're going to have a conversation now, so let's go.
35:15Why the fuck is Horley still hanging around?
35:18I don't know.
35:18Maybe because it's actually nice having her here.
35:20Unlike you.
35:21You actually expect me to believe that you're interested in some pathetic, stanky flop.
35:26You have to bench that bitch.
35:27Or you can just leave.
35:30Huh.
35:31So you're all losers.
35:33Got it.
35:34You deserve each other.
35:37I don't know, but that's...
36:04I guess that was good.
36:17Are you doing stuff?
36:19Look, this shit isn't cute, okay?
36:20I don't want you flirting with my teammates.
36:22Do you understand?
36:22I wasn't...
36:25Wait.
36:28Why do you care?
36:29I don't.
36:33You're lying.
36:35You're jealous.
36:37Oh, my God.
36:38No, I'm not fucking jealous, okay?
36:40You're driving me crazy, okay?
36:41You're everywhere.
36:42You're in my house.
36:43You're on my field.
36:44You're in my fucking dreams.
36:45You dream about me?
36:56Every night.
37:08Are you sure it's not a nightmare?
37:09I don't know what you're like, they're both.
37:33Should've known.
37:34Oh, just shut up and kiss me.
37:49Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:52I've never...
37:54I'm a virgin.
37:55Oh.
37:58We don't have to do anything.
37:59We can stop right now.
38:00No, I want to.
38:03Just...
38:04Go slow.
38:08No fastballs.
38:10Oh, my God.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:41I don't think I've ever seen you speechless before.
39:10I don't think I've ever seen you.
39:11I don't think I've ever seen you.
39:12I don't think I've ever seen you.
39:17What's wrong?
39:19Nothing, nothing.
39:20I just, um...
39:22I guess I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
39:25For you to put another crown on my head and call me a loser again.
39:28Harley.
39:30What's...
39:30Harley the harlot?
39:33Get your ass out here!
39:34What the hell are you doing here, Mallory?
39:36Get out.
39:37So it is true.
39:38You are their little whore.
39:39What are you talking about?
39:41Tell him.
39:42Tell him how the boys are paying you to hang around them and motivate him.
39:47Is that true?
39:48Not exactly.
39:53It's not a big deal, okay?
39:55We just...
39:56We noticed that you played a lot better the more she pissed you off.
40:00I mean, she's been like your good luck charm, bro.
40:01So, yeah, we paid her to...
40:03To heckle me?
40:05On and off the field?
40:08And you knew about this?
40:09Yes.
40:11But I didn't...
40:12But what?
40:13So all that, you fucking me, was just you fucking with me?
40:16No!
40:18Okay, yes, when this first started, I wanted to...
40:21I don't know, give you a taste of your own medicine, but I didn't think that...
40:24No, no, enough.
40:24And you guys, you had such little faith in me that you thought I needed a good luck charm?
40:28Well, fuck you!
40:29Man, I don't need her, dude.
40:30The stats don't lie.
40:32Bro, she's good for you.
40:33We were just trying to...
40:34Trying to what, piss me off?
40:35Well, it fucking worked.
40:38And you.
40:40Congrats on losing your virginity for money.
40:42I hope you feel good about yourself.
40:44Fuck you!
40:44Fuck you!
41:04All right, here we go.
41:17So, I guess it wasn't just Harley?
41:21No, no, it was.
41:23But it wasn't because he hated her, it's because he liked her.
41:28We fucked it, boys.
41:31Now we need to fix it.
41:34You should go.
41:53You know, every time you've encouraged me to go to the Alpha House, I leave feeling like
41:58I got the shit kicked out of me.
41:59Yeah, well, sometimes life means getting the shit kicked out of you.
42:03It doesn't mean you stop living.
42:09You know, you're not the only one owed an apology.
42:14You need to make this right.
42:15Hello?
42:29What the fuck?
42:30Kai?
42:35What are you two doing here right now?
42:36You shouldn't be here, and you know that.
42:37The boy said you wanted to talk to me.
42:39But they said you wanted to talk to me.
42:43Ashley, there's, uh, one last thing we lied about.
42:46That's for drugging me.
42:55Congratulations, Mallory!
42:57You've been demoted from sweetheart to new queen loser!
43:02Fuck you guys.
43:03As much as I loved that, as far as apologies go.
43:13I don't know why you're looking at me.
43:15What about my apology?
43:16You ever think about that?
43:17I'm sorry about this.
43:20What are you doing?
43:21Come on, guys!
43:21Oh, hey!
43:22Hey!
43:22What the fuck?
43:27We fucked up, you know?
43:29We're the real king losers.
43:31But we did it with good intention, all right?
43:33Yeah, all we wanted to do was get Kai out of his slump.
43:36All right, and show Harley a good time.
43:38Well, not like that, bro.
43:39She's yours.
43:40She's not mine.
43:40I'm not his!
43:41Which is why we need you two to talk.
43:44So, talk.
43:45Well, I guess they weren't wrong about what they said the other day, how you're good
44:08for me.
44:10What do you mean?
44:12My dad left last summer.
44:15I just packed up and took off.
44:21Didn't even leave a note.
44:23Then, I don't know.
44:24Just, everything just went to shit.
44:29Baseball, school.
44:32Everything.
44:36Nothing made me feel better.
44:40Not until I started fighting with you.
44:45Well, you're, you're good for me too, I guess.
44:54I had closed myself off to everything.
44:59My life.
45:01It was boring.
45:02No fun.
45:03And then, I thought I wanted it that way.
45:07That is, until I started fighting with you.
45:16Carly, I'm really sorry about everything.
45:19I'm sorry too.
45:21Truth.
45:22Truth.
45:23For real, the son.
45:24Friends.
45:32No.
45:34I don't want to be your friend.
45:35I don't want to be your friend.
45:35I don't want to be your friend.
45:49Boyfriend, huh?
45:52Guess I finally did make it to the big leagues.
45:54Hey.
46:01Woo!
46:02Oh, yeah!
46:04Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:05Woo!
46:06Come on!
46:08Finally.
46:10So, does this mean you're going to be his good luck charm for the postseason?
46:15Maybe.
46:16What's in it for me?
46:16This.
46:20Yeah!
46:21We knew this.
46:36Up at home plate, Kai Rydell.
46:41Here comes the first pitch.
46:44And...
46:44Swing, better, better!
46:46What a swipe!
46:49Deep into left field, and...
46:51It's out of here!
46:53Woo!
46:53Woo!
46:53Woo!
46:53Woo!
46:54Woo!
46:54Woo!
46:55Woo!
46:55Woo!
46:56Woo!
46:56Woo!
46:57Woo!
46:57Woo!
46:58Woo!
46:58Let's go!
46:59Woo!
46:59Woo!
47:00Woo!
47:00Woo!
47:01Woo!
47:01We did it, boys!
47:03We're the fucking champions!
47:04Woo!
47:04Woo!
47:05Woo!
47:05Woo!
47:06Woo!
47:06To Harley, our lucky charm.
47:10Mm.
47:11Mm.
47:11Mm.
47:12Mm.
47:13I could not have done it without you.
47:16True.
47:16Mm.
47:17Mm.
47:17Mm.
47:18Mm.
47:18Mm.
47:19Mm.
47:19Mm.
47:20Mm.
47:21Mm.
47:21Mm.
47:22Mm.
47:22Mm.
47:23Mm.
47:23Mm.
47:25Mm.
47:25Mm.
47:25Mm.
47:26Mm.
47:26Now, if I'm not mistaken, we promised you something.
47:29And you know the alpha house always pays its debts.
47:32Nope.
47:32I don't.
47:33I don't.
47:34I don't.
47:35Lights low.
47:35Heartbeat sinking with the floor.
47:37You slide in looking like trouble, I can't ignore.
47:41You know I'm a post.
47:42You know this what you're doing every little move you make feels like.
47:44Oh, what's happening?
47:45Oh, my God.
48:15Oh, my God.
48:18Oh, my God.
48:21Oh, my God.
48:21Oh, my God.
48:21Oh, my God.
48:23Oh, my God.
48:26Feel it running down my spine.
48:28I don't mind getting lost if y'all want to find it.
48:30Whisper in my ear, tell me everything you're thinking.
48:33Pour it like a shot, let me taste what you're drinking.
48:35You trace my lips with the back of your finger.
48:39And every single touch just lingers and lingers.
48:41You smell like you invented desire.
48:43Yeah, you got a way of setting up.
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