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00:00:00Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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00:01:36Und willkommen in Cabaret des Sire.
00:01:40Es ist mein enormes Glück,
00:01:42dass jeder und jeder von euch eine sehr spezielle Nacht
00:01:48mit Passion,
00:01:51Musik live,
00:01:53Dance
00:01:55und Erotische Lieder.
00:02:06Musik
00:02:31Unsere Poetser werden Sie und erotieren Sie
00:02:35mit tales von Intimate Erotica,
00:02:38Evocative Imagery
00:02:40und viel mehr.
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00:03:19In exchange for a symbolic token,
00:03:21they will undress their souls
00:03:24and reveal their most provocative personality
00:03:29for your ears only.
00:03:32Tonight,
00:03:34they are all for safe.
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00:04:49Do you have my payment?
00:04:51Yes.
00:04:53Okay, thanks.
00:05:03I'm tired of having to define myself.
00:05:05Sweet or savory.
00:05:07Black or white.
00:05:09Friend or lover.
00:05:11Man or woman.
00:05:13Dominating or submissive.
00:05:17Saint.
00:05:19Or whore.
00:05:23Fuck everything having to be labeled
00:05:25and classified.
00:05:33It all started last spring
00:05:35when Alex and Alex showed up
00:05:37a few days apart at my bar.
00:05:41I don't usually get involved with clients
00:05:43but as fate would have it
00:05:45I really liked both of them.
00:05:47Opposite sexes
00:05:49but with the same name.
00:05:51Perhaps that is precisely
00:05:53what turned me on.
00:05:55After eavesdropping for a while
00:06:09I introduced myself
00:06:11and between one drink and another
00:06:13I served up my infallible specialty.
00:06:17the Kalashnikov.
00:06:19The Kalashnikov.
00:06:25Call it plain mischief
00:06:27or just
00:06:29playing the game.
00:06:31But the truth is
00:06:33that little shot of vodka
00:06:35with lemon, coffee
00:06:37and sugar
00:06:39got them more than a little bit excited.
00:06:41It was incredible how well we got on.
00:06:51And what great conversations we had.
00:06:55It was getting late.
00:06:59But I wanted to make sure the night would go on further.
00:07:05Finally,
00:07:07it ended with an exchange of phone numbers,
00:07:09emails,
00:07:11Facebook.
00:07:13We were getting it on.
00:07:17No doubt.
00:07:19Obviously, we made another date.
00:07:23But this time,
00:07:25during daylight hours.
00:07:27A sure sign that things were getting serious.
00:07:31I love the simultaneous relationship
00:07:35with my two Alex's.
00:07:37So easy to repeat scenarios
00:07:41and moments.
00:07:43In your eyes
00:07:45In your eyes
00:07:47I will not meet tears
00:07:49Only tears
00:07:51In your eyes
00:07:53In your eyes
00:07:55In your eyes
00:07:57I would give you half-life
00:07:59For a day
00:08:01Only evening
00:08:03I was with you
00:08:05In your silence
00:08:07You are so gentle
00:08:09And a lovely
00:08:11Summer
00:08:13You are so gentle
00:08:14I have been
00:08:15As long as you are
00:08:16In your eyes
00:08:17In your eyes
00:08:18In your eyes
00:08:19I have been
00:08:20In your eyes
00:08:21In your eyes
00:08:22In your eyes
00:08:23In your eyes
00:08:24And in your eyes
00:08:25Because
00:08:27You are so busy
00:08:29With your eyes
00:08:30You are so busy
00:08:32You are like
00:08:33You are so busy
00:08:34You are like
00:08:36I am
00:08:37Das war's für mich.
00:09:07Das war's für mich.
00:09:37Das war's für mich.
00:10:07Das war's für mich.
00:10:37Das war's für mich.
00:11:07Das war's für mich.
00:11:37Das war's für mich.
00:12:07Das war's für mich.
00:12:37Das war's für mich.
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00:13:37Das war's für mich.
00:14:07Das war's für mich.
00:14:37Das war's für mich.
00:15:07Das war's für mich.
00:15:37Das war's für mich.
00:16:07Das war's für mich.
00:16:37Das war's für mich.
00:17:07Das war's für mich.
00:17:37Das war's für mich.
00:18:07Das war's für mich.
00:18:37Das war's für mich.
00:19:07Das war's für mich.
00:19:37Das war's für mich.
00:20:07Das war's für mich.
00:20:37Das war's für mich.
00:21:07They asked me.
00:21:37Now, you lose.
00:22:07Hello.
00:22:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:23:07und ihre Schilderung zu sein, und ihre Entscheidung zu sein,
00:23:09eine Single-Moder zu sein, und sie wusste es.
00:23:15Die Entscheidung zu haben, allein,
00:23:17zeigt ihre Verpflichtung zu den Counter-Culturen.
00:23:22Alles, was ich weiß, kam von ihr.
00:23:25Meine extensive Erfahrung von modernen Art,
00:23:28meine Liebe von chambermusik,
00:23:30meine Abilität zu erzählen, ein Fabergé-Egg
00:23:33von einem Forger in etwa fünf Sekunden.
00:23:36Die Redding von Annias Ninn und D.H. Lawrence,
00:23:39zu name a few.
00:23:41Und die simple Fakt,
00:23:42dass ich regelmäßig,
00:23:44savoring, wirklich,
00:23:46ein Beluga Caviar,
00:23:47vor meinem 10th Birthday.
00:23:52Ich habe es alles zu ihr.
00:23:56Having sie als Mutter,
00:23:57war fascinant.
00:23:59Ich war immer noch nicht so,
00:24:01wie meine Freunde.
00:24:02Ich war immer noch nicht so,
00:24:03wie meine Freunde.
00:24:04Almost delirious at times.
00:24:08My life was nothing like my friends.
00:24:14For one thing,
00:24:16I never knew my father.
00:24:18There were never any men around.
00:24:20She was so discreet,
00:24:22almost secretive.
00:24:24She was the kind of person
00:24:26who rarely spoke.
00:24:28She always used to say,
00:24:30you have two ears but just one mouth
00:24:32for a reason.
00:24:34You should speak half as much as you listen.
00:24:40Her penchant for silence was far from accidental.
00:24:48It wasn't just that she was a private person.
00:24:50My mother had a lot to keep quiet about.
00:24:54In fact,
00:24:56her livelihood depended on our ability
00:24:58to keep our mouths shut.
00:25:02Few people ever knew about it,
00:25:04but my mother was a thief.
00:25:06Not a common burglar though.
00:25:08She didn't knock off banks
00:25:10or pick pockets
00:25:12or break into rich people's houses.
00:25:14She was an art thief.
00:25:16She stole one-of-a-kind pieces
00:25:18from deco jewelry
00:25:20to paintings from the Renaissance
00:25:22and the modernists.
00:25:24and she especially loved
00:25:26incredibly old first editions
00:25:28from her favorite authors.
00:25:32There was nothing she couldn't find
00:25:34and acquire.
00:25:36Her intelligence
00:25:38and her training in art history
00:25:40made her the best there ever was.
00:25:44If she wanted something,
00:25:46it was hers.
00:25:48There was one thing that made her a legend.
00:25:58She never spoke of it,
00:26:00but it's said that Interpol nearly had her once,
00:26:02but the detective handling the case fell in love,
00:26:06and they had an affair before she vanished.
00:26:08There were always rumors about important men.
00:26:12The director of the Louvre,
00:26:14a famous art restorer at the Prado,
00:26:18private collectors.
00:26:20Curiously enough,
00:26:22they all ended with something incredibly valuable missing.
00:26:26And more often than not,
00:26:28it wasn't even reported to the police.
00:26:56But of all her adventures,
00:26:58there was one that she considered her masterpiece.
00:27:06One story that she told with more vigor,
00:27:08pride, and excitement
00:27:10than all the others.
00:27:14She called it her best work.
00:27:16And it was funny because
00:27:18it was never clear just what she had stolen,
00:27:22or what made it so special.
00:27:26All I really know about that particular,
00:27:28and in her words,
00:27:30ambitious caper,
00:27:32is the mark.
00:27:34Carl Rasman.
00:27:36The famous novelist and playwright
00:27:38who revolutionized the entire world
00:27:40with his experimental works
00:27:42on sexuality, seduction,
00:27:44and the equality of the sexes.
00:27:48She had all of his work.
00:27:52It comprised almost one-fourth
00:27:54of her extensive library.
00:27:58She often spoke of him, in fact,
00:28:00and always with the most sincere
00:28:03and profound intellectual admiration.
00:28:09I would listen intently,
00:28:10trying so hard not to ask questions,
00:28:14but always asking too many,
00:28:16and causing her to snap out of it,
00:28:20and change the subject.
00:28:22It's just it.
00:28:24It's not coming from the two-year-old,
00:28:26but that's wonderful.
00:28:28By the time,
00:28:30I was looking for this,
00:28:32and she was looking for a relationship.
00:28:34And she was looking for her in the new world.
00:28:36She was looking for her in the next future.
00:28:38I feel like a gent.
00:28:40I'm looking for the next few years,
00:28:42while I was looking for her.
00:28:44Das war's für heute.
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00:40:51This water you know, empty space
00:41:05You say what you want and I
00:41:10I don't know anything about you anymore
00:41:21Hello, I'm so pleased to introduce you to Simone, one of our most exciting poets
00:41:35Please sit down
00:41:36I always thought that when I turned 30 I'd be an adult
00:41:52Living the life I'd always fantasized about
00:41:56The one we create when we're little girls
00:41:58A beautiful home, two kids, a dog, a fulfilling career, a handsome and adoring husband
00:42:16It's funny how life plays its course
00:42:18Our white picket fantasies that seem so clear as little girls
00:42:24Change and transform as we become more who we truly are
00:42:31As the years pass by
00:42:34My best friends and I have lived through many things together
00:42:38Made little pacts to support and pique our every desire
00:42:42Every birthday has become a sort of showcase of sexual playthings
00:42:43Every birthday has become a sort of showcase of sexual playthings
00:42:45Every birthday has become a sort of showcase of sexual playthings
00:42:51A few days ago I turned 30 and have to confess I was intensely curious to know what mischief my friends had dreamed up for me this year
00:43:07Happy birthday to you
00:43:13Happy birthday to you
00:43:28Yay!
00:43:30Congratulations!
00:43:31Cheers!
00:43:33Cheers!
00:43:35Cheers!
00:43:37Cheers!
00:43:39Amongst giggles and champagne and that perfect easiness you have with best friends,
00:43:49they pulled out an envelope.
00:43:55Inside was a card with a phone number on it.
00:44:01That's it.
00:44:03Call this number at 6pm on Friday was all they said.
00:44:09Lips were sealed.
00:44:13However, after a few glasses of champagne, Patrick did let it slip that the other end
00:44:18of this phone line was not completely unknown.
00:44:21That by 30, we should all finally get over ourselves and become more ballsy.
00:44:29Friday, I was a mushy mess of excitement and nervousness.
00:44:33But I called.
00:44:35A male voice said,
00:44:37I'll pick you up in an hour.
00:44:39Be ready.
00:44:40Don't make me wait.
00:44:44Who was that?
00:44:46Damn, he had a sexy voice.
00:44:49But the main question was,
00:44:55what the hell was I supposed to wear if I didn't know where I was going?
00:44:59Or with whom?
00:45:01Six outfit changes later, and I opt for sexy.
00:45:06When in doubt, heels.
00:45:09Leather.
00:45:10But with a tinge of femininity.
00:45:13I was just about to lose myself in a little fantasy when the doorbell rang.
00:45:21Jolting me into reality, and causing me to go all weak-kneed and school-girlish again.
00:45:28A black motorcycle.
00:45:32A blindfold.
00:45:36A hard-bodied man, and oh yes, my friends know me oh too well.
00:45:42Yes, my friends know me oh too well.
00:45:51I tried to conceal the fact that I was so wet, I was practically sliding off the seat.
00:45:56But the bike's vibration wasn't helping us.
00:46:02I think the driver could feel my legs trembling, pressed against his hips.
00:46:09The ride could have been five minutes or thirty.
00:46:16I couldn't gauge.
00:46:25But by the time we arrived, and he told me to go inside,
00:46:30I was practically dizzy with anticipation.
00:46:34The road wasactic будler.
00:46:35That ay-
00:46:36Ya, I waited no enthusiasm.
00:46:37Ba-da-da-doodle.
00:46:38While it was in来, he lived an mahist called Olympia in a
00:46:38source at AmaziskMar.
00:46:40Oh, you were to lose a lot to do that.
00:46:41Put a gin in anger.
00:46:41What about all the time?
00:46:42Is there a motion?
00:46:44Picks up with them
00:46:45To once as much rest.
00:46:46To get at all the lesson on working.
00:46:46It's ready to let this go.
00:46:46Tell me the facts in mind?
00:46:48I thought I had done anything?
00:46:49I thought I wanted you.
00:46:50When?
00:46:51A発 ive all their life.
00:46:53Wellariat...
00:46:54At that time...
00:46:55It was super dangerous.
00:46:56Then I went to smoke an Virginian.
00:46:57What she handing out?
00:46:58In death?
00:46:59Musik
00:47:29This has to be some sort of elaborate ruse
00:47:33I'll go in and all my friends will be there for my surprise party
00:47:37I hope they invited the guy on the motorcycle
00:47:42If he looks half as good as he felt, I'd be happy
00:47:46Okay
00:48:16Okay, a surprise party with scantily clad angels or what?
00:48:20My friends do know that I've always been curious about that
00:48:24Hello?
00:48:28Hello?
00:48:30And Patrick did say that I needed to become more daring
00:48:33A bed
00:48:38In the clouds
00:48:40Okay
00:48:43Where are the angels?
00:48:46This is strange
00:48:48Did I go into the wrong room?
00:48:54Am I early for my own party?
00:48:56Or am I just imagining that I'm seeing the silhouette of a gorgeous man
00:49:08Or what?
00:49:09Matisse
00:49:10Matisse?
00:49:11Please tell me this is not a dream
00:49:16How did they manage to convince him?
00:49:25Matisse, bitte sag mir, das ist nicht ein Traum.
00:49:41Wie haben sie versucht, ihn zu überzeugen?
00:49:44Ich habe ihn schon seit Monaten gearbeitet.
00:49:47Der einzige Mann, der sehr sexy genug ist, mich zu verabschieden.
00:49:51Literally.
00:49:52Und als wenn alles nicht so wild genug ist, er wirklich leans in und schiebt mich.
00:50:00Jetzt können wir endlich zusammenfüllen.
00:50:04Jetzt kann ich endlich den Teufel von deinem Teufel.
00:50:07Ich weiß, du hast mich verletzt, jetzt möchte ich dich verletzen.
00:50:15Gott, er hat es besser, als ich noch nie kann.
00:50:22Did those bastards pay for him?
00:50:28Or how in the world did they lure him here?
00:50:35Anyway, lucky me.
00:50:40Thirty. Yes.
00:50:44Here's to being thirty.
00:50:52Oh, my God.
00:51:22Amen.
00:51:52Amen.
00:52:22Amen.
00:52:52Amen.
00:53:22Amen.
00:53:52Amen.
00:54:22Amen.
00:54:52Amen.
00:55:22Amen.
00:55:52Amen.
00:56:22Amen.
00:56:52Amen.
00:57:22Amen.
00:57:52Amen.
00:58:16I'm gonna tell you a story.
00:58:18But first...
00:58:22After 15 minutes of walking, in high heels that were too high and too new, her feet were killing her.
00:58:41God, I'm so uncomfortable.
00:58:45And this dress is too short.
00:58:48These shoes are ridiculous.
00:58:50I don't feel right.
00:58:55Do I really have to try so hard to impress?
00:58:59Couldn't I just have worn something more me?
00:59:04A teenager.
00:59:05That's what I look like.
00:59:07Someone who is dumb enough to go on a date, riding a bicycle in this heat, wearing a suit, no less.
00:59:13Shit, I'm nervous.
00:59:20What we had was good.
00:59:39Damn good.
00:59:42But it's not going to go anywhere.
00:59:47It was just amazing sex for a few days over a year ago.
00:59:53And that's it.
00:59:54Oh, and he is so not my type.
01:00:00Older than me, divorced with a kid.
01:00:02Oh, such a bad idea.
01:00:06Oh, why the hell did I say yes?
01:00:08What am I doing?
01:00:14What are we even going to talk about?
01:00:17It's been over a year since we've seen each other.
01:00:21I don't even know where to start.
01:00:25Man, why do I always complicate my life like this?
01:00:28I can't even remember how old she is.
01:00:39Maybe I should just buy one of those cupcakes and eat it alone and skip the date.
01:00:45Problem solved.
01:00:49We just locked ourselves in that apartment for three days straight.
01:00:54And went for it.
01:00:58And for the life of me.
01:01:03I just can't remember the first thing about her.
01:01:07It's pathetic.
01:01:12Oh, damn.
01:01:13What should I do?
01:01:15What am I doing?
01:01:18What if he doesn't want anything serious?
01:01:20What if I don't want a relationship right now?
01:01:24Or what if I do?
01:01:29I don't know.
01:01:29I just...
01:01:30This restaurant is rank.
01:01:59Why didn't I just decide to hit that amazing sushi joint right by my place?
01:02:04So, here I am, trying to make a good impression with this ridiculous outfit and a tie.
01:02:11Nice going.
01:02:15You gotta chill, man.
01:02:18Please, just try to have a good time and be yourself, right?
01:02:29Thank you.
01:02:59Thank you.
01:03:29Thank you.
01:03:30Thank you.
01:03:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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01:07:01Typical me, always messing it up.
01:07:05Well, I'm polishing off a bottle of champagne all alone.
01:07:10Great.
01:07:31Oh, my God.
01:08:01Oh, my God.
01:08:31Oh, my God.
01:09:00Oh, my God.
01:09:30Oh, my God.
01:10:00Oh, my God.
01:10:30Oh, my God.
01:11:01I'm going to the bathroom, and I am so out of here.
01:11:05I'm going to the bathroom, and I am so out of here.
01:11:12I'm going to the bathroom, and I am so out of here.
01:11:19I'm going to the bathroom, and I am so out of here.
01:11:26I'm going to the bathroom, and I am so out of here.
01:11:33You know, that moment on the terrace, and I am so out of here.
01:11:40I'm going to the bathroom, and I am so out of here.
01:11:47I felt something.
01:11:54I am so out of here.
01:11:55I am so out of here.
01:12:01But I just sat there, I ate, and I kept my mouth shut.
01:12:07I didn't say a word, nothing.
01:12:11Way to go, man. Way to go all wrong.
01:12:17Goddammit, when will I learn?
01:12:31Is Spam really good for your skin?
01:12:57Do the tadpoles pop around while the semen soaks in?
01:13:01I've got a million little foolish things to remind me of you.
01:13:08Ooh.
01:13:12I tried to wash away the sin, but the spawn of the devil
01:13:17is bonded to my skin at the molecular level.
01:13:22And oh, how the scent of you clings to remind me of you.
01:13:29Thanks.
01:13:31And before you left early, I said I didn't care.
01:13:37I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair.
01:13:41I got some pretty little pearls in her brain
01:13:44to remind me of you.
01:13:46Ooh.
01:13:49Yuck.
01:13:49Ooh.
01:13:49Ooh.
01:13:49Ooh.
01:13:50Yuck.
01:13:51Ooh.
01:13:51Ooh.
01:13:51Ooh.
01:13:51Ooh.
01:13:52Yuck.
01:13:53Yuck!
01:14:23My name ends a nation, then offers girl power
01:14:30But all this subjugation won't wash off in one shower
01:14:34I'm so glad my poet has wings to remind me of you
01:14:47You are gonna be so great
01:14:52Then you came
01:14:54Did you work so hard to leave a calling card?
01:14:59Cause I hadn't shouted out your name
01:15:08Next time, don't remind me
01:15:14Next time, you'll never find me
01:15:23Cause the bond of these foolish things is much stronger
01:15:28And each one of these foolish things will live longer than the memory
01:15:35Are you?
01:15:45Ooh
01:15:47Who are you?
01:15:48Who are you?
01:15:50Who are you?
01:15:51Who are you?
01:15:52Oh, you're gonna be so big
01:15:53I'm on the floor
01:15:54I'm on the floor
01:15:55And I'm not given away
01:15:56Maybe the orcs
01:15:57I'm not given away
01:15:58If the orcs
01:15:59You're admitting she's not as good
01:16:00I call her
01:16:01What's the one?
01:16:02Who are you?
01:16:03I'm the key
01:16:04And I'm sorry
01:16:05Vielen Dank.
01:16:35Vielen Dank.
01:17:05Vielen Dank.
01:17:35Vielen Dank.
01:18:05Vielen Dank.
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