00:00Hi True Believers, this is Stan Lee and I want to tell you about a movie that I am tickled to have a role in.
00:10I am so excited. In fact, you will notice that the whole movie comes alive when I'm on screen.
00:18But that's no surprise to you. Anyway, check it out. Excelsior.
00:27Give me the cash and make it fast.
00:28Please don't hurt us.
00:30Hey kid, you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
00:40Isn't it bad for the environment for you to be burning all that stuff?
00:44Most definitely. I'm always hoping it's something like this that's going to give me my superpower.
00:47It's a perfectly reasonable origin story.
00:49Oh, see?
00:50What did you do last night? Watch the last Starfighters for like the 300th time?
00:54Starfighter, singular. That's why he's the last one. Just talk to her, dude.
00:58Every time I do, I just freeze up.
01:00Hi RJ.
01:01Hi Heather.
01:04I don't pay you guys to just stand around.
01:06Technically you do. I mean, that's the nature of concessions.
01:08I'm just not going to cut you.
01:09You know what? I take this job seriously. Just because it's in a movie theater, it doesn't matter.
01:13Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to fight a constant uphill battle for your dreams?
01:19Well, you've seen movies where people have, so picture that.
01:22You've got to lock that down.
01:23What?
01:24Lock that down. Isn't that the phrase?
01:25Not even. No.
01:27If you like the thing, maybe you should put the ring on the thing.
01:30I mean...
01:30I can tell you who Zorn from X-Men really was, but real life...
01:36Not my area of expertise.
01:41I think I'm selling the theater to Derek.
01:43Just do what needs to be done.
01:45You can't do that.
01:49Interesting placement of your dad's new theater.
01:51Oh yeah, that.
01:54And douche.
01:56I just know that I'd rather burn this theater down to the ground than let Derek have it.
01:59I will have my revenge.
02:01Who are you talking to? Who's he talking to?
02:03This theater's more my home than where I grew up.
02:05I wanted to keep it the way my dad had it, but...
02:08Movies were how I connected with my dad, too.
02:12They don't need us anymore.
02:13They're going to close down the Monarch for good.
02:15I always thought when I was near in 30, I'd be doing something different than I was doing in 13.
02:20Listen, kid. Make sure the story of your life is worth telling.
02:24This is what I want.
02:26This theater.
02:27And I'm going to save it.
02:28Concessionaires, roll out.
02:31This theater has some really unusual policies.
02:36I mean, hell, The Swarm was a Nazi war criminal escaped to South America where he was devoured
02:48by mutant killer bees.
02:50He became a being composed entirely of bees.
02:55He was a bad guy.
02:56He became a Korean guy.
02:58He was a loser.
02:59Man, you know what he was going on.
02:59Don't go to sleep.
03:00We're going to save him.
03:01He was a alien.
03:01This is what he is.
03:02He was a guy.
03:04People are not a guy.
03:05I'm your mom.
03:06A stupid kid.
03:07I'm your dad.
03:09I'm your dad.
03:10He's a man.
03:11I'm your dad, too.
03:12I'm your dad.
03:13I'm your dad.
03:14He was a bitch.
03:15I'm your dad.
03:16I'm your dad, too.
03:17He was a bitch.
03:18I want to be a bitch.
03:19He was a bitch.
03:20And he was a bitch.
03:21I'm your dad, too.
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