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00:00Hi True Believers, this is Stan Lee and I want to tell you about a movie that I am tickled to have a role in.

00:10I am so excited. In fact, you will notice that the whole movie comes alive when I'm on screen.

00:18But that's no surprise to you. Anyway, check it out. Excelsior.

00:27Give me the cash and make it fast.

00:29Please don't hurt us.

00:30Hey kid, you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

00:41Isn't it bad for the environment for you to be burning all that stuff?

00:44Most definitely. I'm always hoping it's something like this that's going to give me my superpower.

00:47It's a perfectly reasonable origin story.

00:49Oh, see?

00:50What'd you do last night? Watch the last Starfighters for like the 300th time?

00:54Starfighter, singular. That's why he's the last one. Just talk to her, dude.

00:58Every time I do, I just freeze up.

01:00Hi RJ.

01:01Hi Heather.

01:04I don't think you guys are just standing around.

01:06Technically you do. I mean, that's the nature of concessions.

01:08I'm just not going to cuss me.

01:10I take this job seriously. Just because it's in a movie theater, it doesn't matter.

01:13Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to fight a constant uphill battle for your dreams?

01:19Well, you've seen movies where people have, so picture that.

01:22You've got to lock that down.

01:23What?

01:24Lock that down. Isn't that the phrase?

01:26Not even, no.

01:27If you like the thing, maybe you should put the ring on the thing.

01:31I can tell you who Zorn from X-Men really was, but real life.

01:38Not my area of expertise.

01:41I think I'm selling the theater to Derek.

01:43Just do what needs to be done.

01:45You can't do that.

01:49Interesting placement of your dad's new theater.

01:51Oh yeah, that.

01:54And douche.

01:56I just know that I'd rather burn this theater down to the ground than let Derek have it.

01:59Soon I will have my revenge.

02:01Who are you talking to? Who's he talking to?

02:03This theater's more my home than where I grew up.

02:06I wanted to keep it the way my dad had it, but...

02:08Movies were how I connected with my dad, too.

02:12They don't need us anymore.

02:13They're going to close down the Monarch for good.

02:15I always thought when I was near in 30, I'd be doing something different than I was doing in 13.

02:20Listen, kid.

02:21Make sure the story of your life is worth telling.

02:25This is what I want.

02:26This theater.

02:27And I'm going to save it.

02:28Concessionaires, roll out.

02:30This theater has some really unusual policies.

02:44I mean, hell, the swarm of the Nazi war criminal escaped to South America where he was devoured by mutant killer bees.

02:50He became a being composed entirely of bees.

02:55He was a bad guy.

02:56He was a bad guy.

02:58I don't care.

03:05I'm not strong.

03:07But it's hard.

03:18He said, look, but...

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