Mario for Hire

ᐃndreiacostas

6 days ago

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00:00MAMA F***ER!

00:05w3 a o o o o o o o a a s w e e korea

00:19AAAAHAllright exaggeration

00:22...

00:27...

00:29Ohhhhhhhh ...

00:31...

00:33Let's go!

00:34Ho-ho-ho!

00:35Get there, motherfucker!

00:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:38And that's why, little Billy, you can never play in the street.

00:41You might get yourself killed out here!

00:43Whaaaaaaaaa!

00:44You might get yourself killed out here!

00:46Da fuck?

00:47Who's going so bad?

00:48I'm going to get out of...

00:49Whaaaaaaa!

00:51Ah ho ho ho!

00:54Meet the old ledge!

01:06mmm kid her!

01:07WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKING CAR?!

01:10UMIGH!

01:11Luigi!

01:12Mamma Mia!

01:12NOO!

01:14OHHHH!

01:16Ehehhehehehe

01:17Let's go!

01:19Get right there!

01:21Whoa!

01:23I've been really trying!

01:25Damn!

01:27Oh!

01:29Oh!

01:31Oh!

01:33Oh!

01:35Oh!

01:37Oh!

01:39Oh!

01:41Oh!

01:43Oh!

01:45Oh!

01:47Oh!

01:49Boy!

01:51That makes me so happy!

01:53No!

01:55Stupid!

01:57How much for this one?

01:59It's over 9,000!

02:01Let's go!

02:03Let's go!

02:05Oh!

02:07Shit!

02:09Oh!

02:11Sick of a bitch!

02:13Hello!

02:15Hello!

02:17Bro!

02:18Can I have it for free?

02:21Okay!

02:23Okay!

02:25I'm a f***er!

02:27Princess!

02:29Are you?

02:30Oh f***!

02:31Princess Peach!

02:32Mamma mia!

02:33Can I have some money?

02:35Can I have some money?

02:37Can I have some money?

02:39Get a job!

02:41Hippy!

02:43Oh!

02:45Oh my god!

02:49Mario!

02:52Mario!

02:53You son of a bitch!

02:54AHHHH!

03:04Hey!

03:12Oh oh oh, go out and cross my brother!

03:15I got everything there!

03:16Great! I'll grab my stuff!

03:18Dadada dadada dadada dadada da

03:22Alright, Wicked Boogie King, make him play my Warbird!

03:24Oof!

03:25Shit!

03:28Welcome to the internet, my friend. How can I help you?

03:30I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line.

03:37Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my-

03:40I have some money now.

03:41I have 2 number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip.

03:54Is that all?

03:55A number 7, 2 number 45, one with cheese, a number 9 hard, a number 6 lady.

04:04Get outta here.

04:05Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Mario!

04:10What the hell did you just do?

04:24Say, I'm hungry!

04:26Have you got any food?

04:28You know what? I just realized I don't care.

04:35Whoa! Come here, fishy fishy!

04:37Yummy!

04:39What the fuck do you want?

04:41Can I have it?

04:42No!

04:47Nom nom nom!

04:51Who touched my sandwich?

04:55Luigi, huh?

04:57Incoming!

04:59Come on, this idea is perfect.

05:01It shows how much kids love animals.

05:03I can pick them up.

05:05This will work.

05:07Look at this!

05:09It's time we take this fight.

05:13Up a notch.

05:16So, I heard you wanted some pipes cleaned, eh?

05:20Oh ho ho ho!

05:22Jerry, what took you so long?

05:24Oh, no fucking way!

05:26Back to work, fool!

05:28Mama fucker!

05:29Now get off!

05:30What are you in middle school?

05:31Fuck you old man!

05:32Oh!

05:33Oh!

05:34Mama mia!

05:35Hey, Mario!

05:36Oh, brother!

05:37Hello, sir!

05:38Hello!

05:39Hello!

05:40Ah!

05:41Oh!

05:42Oh!

05:43Oh!

05:44Oh!

05:45Oh!

05:46Oh!

05:47Oh!

05:48Oh!

05:49Ah!

05:50Oh!

05:51Where are you going?

05:52Y Gimme a donut!

05:53Or what?

05:54You're not gonna punch me...

05:55Yeah, bitch!

05:57Yeah, bitch!

05:58Come back! Where are you going?

06:00YAY!

06:03Give me a donut!

06:05Or what?

06:05I'll punch you in the face!

06:07You're not gonna punch me in the face!

06:09Yeah, bitch!

06:15I'm a 15-year-old girl.

06:18Oooooh!

06:20Yes! I'm the winner!

06:22La la la!

06:25One day in Teletubby land,

06:27Poe, La La, Tinky Winky, and Dipsy

06:30got arrested for robbing a bank and also damaging a roof.

06:33Oh, f***! Are you nerf-hurning pieces?

06:36Oh, hell no!

06:40I wasn't there to see my baby Mario!

06:44Nice job, dickface!

06:46Oi, you!

06:47Shot your mouth for nook of my wad!

06:50No, you're not money!

06:52This is a journey into money.

06:54Into money!

06:59L-O-B-S-O-B-A-N-O-N-D-

07:04What's a spell?

07:05Limes and money!

07:06The police!

07:07Three, a, seven, six!

07:08There's a pocket full of bush!

07:11Dibble, dibble, dibble, dibble!

07:13Bush, Bush, Bush!

07:15A, seven, six!

07:16Holy shit, Bubba!

07:17White, Got off!

07:18We should be the one to all the skins!

07:19With a couple of shivers,

07:20The I-O-B-L-A-B-R-E-J-C-H-A-I-C-H-A-I-C-H-E-C-H-H-A-I-C-H-A-I-C-H-H-A-I-C-H-E-C-H-I-C-H-I-C-H-F-E-C-H-I-C-H-E-C-H-E-C-H-E-C-H-E-C-H-H-E-C-H-H-E-C-H!

07:36DAD FUNNY

07:39WOAH

07:41BOOM

07:43BOAH

07:45BOOM

07:47BOOM

07:49BOOM

07:51BOOM

07:53BOOM

07:55BOOM

07:57BOOM

07:59BOOM

08:01BOOM

08:03BOOM

08:05Watch My Joy.

08:07Ooh...

08:10Bye-bye, Mario!

08:12Say whaaaaaaaaaaat?

08:15Oohohoho!

08:17Whaaaaaaaaa!

08:18Friendship is stupid magic.

08:21I'm going to kill you, and kill you and-

08:24No!

08:25OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

08:32Mom Mom.

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