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00:00Okay, I swear I'm almost done. Just one more teacher and I'll be done with the school registration stuff.
00:05Alice, hurry up. I mean it.
00:08I don't want your stepfather to have to wait for you the first time you meet him.
00:11Come on Miss King. Just a little bump. Something respectable.
00:33No one has to know.
00:41I could help you James, but...
01:02Oh my god. He's doing it with the teacher.
01:11Be quiet.
01:28Alright new girl. Whatever you think you saw, it wasn't that.
01:33Oh yeah? Then what are you doing this for?
01:37That's...unrelated.
01:42Keep your mouth shut. Or I'll make you.
01:45Got it?
01:47Go asshole!
01:48Go asshole!
01:53Now you're just asking for it.
01:59You know you still smell like Miss King's perfume.
02:02Right?
02:03Yeah, I take a cold shower and get that off before anyone else catches on.
02:08Oh!
02:09I shouldn't have expected your dad to teach you any better.
02:22Now he's dead.
02:23And of course I have to teach his useless slob of a daughter how to tell time.
02:35I got lost at the new school. Mom, I'm sorry it won't happen again.
02:48You better thank Mr. Hawthorne later. He's paying for your new fancy school.
02:54But don't get it twisted.
02:57There'll always be an outsider in this family.
03:00Just keep your head down low and stay out of trouble.
03:04No one's cleaning up after you.
03:05And you must be Alice.
03:20Come on in sweetheart. Welcome to your new home.
03:24Alice, where are your manners?
03:27If it weren't for Mr. Hawthorne, you'd still be rotting in the slums.
03:31Apologize.
03:33Sorry. Thank you, Mr. Hawthorne.
03:38That's just my son James. He's a bit of a troublemaker, but he's a good kid at heart.
03:42He just got home from school too, so you guys will meet later at dinner.
03:49You know, Alice, I've always wanted a daughter just like you.
03:53Smart, kind.
03:55If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask James. He'll help you out.
03:59That's right.
04:00The Hawthorne heir is now your stepbrother.
04:04So you'd better listen to him and behave.
04:07Right.
04:09I'm gonna use the bathroom.
04:19It's him.
04:20Cold shower.
04:30Cold shower.
04:32Just like you asked.
04:35So you're that gold digger's daughter.
04:38Huh, Stepsis?
04:41So you're that gold digger's daughter.
04:45Stepsis.
04:46We're on rabbit ride.
04:47I'll catch you.
04:49Why him? Of all people, why is he my stepbrother? I literally caught him with Mrs. King. He's gonna kill me.
05:05Nice of you to join us, James.
05:09This is Alice. This is Eva's daughter. She'll be going to St. Mary's as well. I want you to finally act your age and show her around.
05:18Alice is great. I'm sure you two will get along in no time.
05:24Oh, I think she already knows me pretty well. After all, she's already seen me.
05:31Name tag. His name tag. There was this thing at school and his name is James.
05:40What? They didn't teach you how to swallow in public school? James.
05:50Maybe. But you know, at least I'm not fucking my teacher for grades.
05:55Apparently some kids do that here. But gosh, I can't imagine.
06:00Alice! Language!
06:06Don't worry, Miss Bell. I think we'll get along just fine.
06:16Yo. Notes on every single thing.
06:22What the hell are you doing in my room?
06:25I'm sorry, your room? I don't think anything in this house is yours.
06:32One more time, Bunny.
06:37Keep quiet about the thing with Ms. King.
06:40And I'll help you out at school. Or else.
06:45Or else what?
06:46God, fucking rich kids.
06:51What are you gonna do? Slap me with a $100 bill?
07:03Really? Still hiding your vibrator underneath the pillow?
07:08What are you, 12?
07:09Give it back, you asshole!
07:10You asshole!
07:14Intro toy for virgins? Really?
07:17No one's ever taken you on a date, Stepsys?
07:19Do not call me that.
07:21Your mom wanted us to get along.
07:24So...
07:27Why don't we play this?
07:31You can't scare me with that.
07:37I'm calling your bluff.
07:38Is this what you wanted to see, Stepbrother?
07:43Is this what you wanted to see, Stepbrother?
07:47Don't look at me like that.
08:01Or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
08:04Behave.
08:05James Hawthorne.
08:06James Hawthorne.
08:20You're horrible.
08:27Stop it!
08:28You cannot be fantasizing about your stepbrother right now!
08:31Ugh!
08:34Ugh!
08:50Have a great day at school.
08:52James is outside.
08:53Remember, don't forget to ask him if you need anything, okay?
08:56You're smoking beer?
08:58My dad doesn't give a fuck what I do.
08:59That man only cares about my grades.
09:00So don't think you're getting a free ride just because he said so.
09:01Nope.
09:02James, you're disgusting!
09:03Give it back!
09:04I told you.
09:05Keep my secret, and I'll keep yours.
09:06I told you.
09:07I told you.
09:08Keep my secret, and I'll keep yours.
09:09here.
09:10I told you.
09:11a free ride just because he said so.
09:21James, you're disgusting! Give it back!
09:24I told you. Keep my secret, and I'll keep yours.
09:28James, I'm throwing a party tonight. We can go all night, just like we used to.
09:46Oh, and my dad just got a ton of imported wine from France.
09:50It's a limited run. You'll love it.
09:53James, you are such a dick!
09:58I'm sorry. Do I know you?
10:00You.
10:02I mean, I wouldn't mind getting to know you.
10:12Excuse me. Who are you?
10:15I just moved here.
10:17Oh. Okay.
10:20Was your dad, like, a math professor or something?
10:24Did he work in tech?
10:26What?
10:28No, he was, um, a mechanic.
10:32Oh.
10:34No wonder you smell like diesel oil.
10:36Chip off the old exhaust pipe, I guess.
10:38My dad actually just passed away, so I would really appreciate it if you didn't talk about him like that.
10:44I mean, I'm just saying the truth, which is, um, ew, you stink.
10:54Do you still live in the shop or something?
10:56Like, we have gym showers. You could use them, you know?
11:00At least my dad taught me manners. Yours clearly didn't.
11:12Knock it off, Kim.
11:14Hey, that's enough picking on the new girl, alright?
11:18Alright.
11:20That's enough picking on the new girl, yeah?
11:22Oh, um, thanks.
11:26Yeah.
11:28I'm David.
11:30So, how about this party tonight?
11:32Wanna come with me?
11:34Uh, I...
11:36I don't...
11:38Alice, it's your first day.
11:40Everyone's going.
11:42Just give it to the crowd.
11:43Be my date.
11:44Too much skin?
12:02Nah, screw it. It's my first real party.
12:08Wow. Real conservative.
12:12Why even wear anything at that point?
12:15I'm sorry, do I know you?
12:17Why do you even care, anyways?
12:24You know you're hopping right into Nathan's trap, right?
12:27Is that the message you really want to say?
12:30Why is it always sex with you people?
12:33Why can't he just like me for me?
12:35He seems nice.
12:37If you're such a slut, I'll go with just anybody.
12:40Why not go with me?
12:50What? No!
12:52Jesus Christ, you're my stepbrother.
12:54Step.
12:56So...
12:58So I guess you do have some boundaries, huh?
13:12I guess you do have some boundaries, huh?
13:19Well...
13:20Gotta go.
13:22My date's here.
13:24Yo, Kim.
13:34You still up for tonight?
13:36Who the fuck invited her?
13:48Who the fuck invited her?
13:50Who the fuck invited her?
14:11Oh, baby, you look amazing.
14:14Oh, thanks.
14:15Yeah.
14:16Thank you for being my date tonight.
14:20Let me get you a drink, okay?
14:21Yeah.
14:22Yeah.
14:30Shit.
14:31I didn't know he was coming.
14:33Mm-hmm.
14:52Do you drink?
14:53Uh...
14:54No.
14:55Wanna show me?
14:56Oh my God!
14:57We got him!
14:58Oh my God!
14:59We got him!
15:00Come on!
15:01Come on!
15:02Come on!
15:05Come on!
15:08Come on!
15:10He might have really hurt.
15:11Hey, my head really hurts.
15:25You're fine, baby.
15:27You'll find somewhere to lay down, huh?
15:30No, I want to go home.
15:41You are beautiful.
15:45I want to go back.
15:50Yeah, a special girl, Alice.
15:54You're going to be mine.
15:58Sorry, David.
16:00I'd rather just be friends.
16:05Bitch!
16:08You think I'm doing this to be friendly?
16:11Is that one of your friends?
16:14I'm going to bet, okay?
16:17Because they said you were a virgin.
16:20And I'm supposed to find out.
16:39I knew you wanted to, baby.
16:41You want to take cash?
16:46That's the play, right?
16:47Get into private school.
16:49Hold hot.
16:51And bag any rich guy.
16:52No.
16:53No, we don't.
16:54Stop.
16:55You really are, virgin.
17:09It's your lucky day.
17:10Stop.
17:11I don't know.
17:12Help! Somebody help! Somebody help!
17:32Are you okay?
17:39Touch her!
17:43She's nobody. I call dibs.
17:51I feel really bad. I just want to go home.
17:58Did you fucking drug her?
18:03Fuck you!
18:04I didn't care about some trailer trash anyway.
18:07Please. I fucked up, okay?
18:10Please! Come on, you know me! Please!
18:13Our dads are friends, please!
18:15Fuck!
18:17Transfer out of St. Mary's.
18:19I know your dad's getting this in her business, you know, it won't happen.
18:24Okay.
18:36Please, just touch me. Please!
18:38Please!
18:39Stop it, Alice.
18:40You stepbrother, for fuck's sake.
18:53Alice. Look at me. Alice. Do you know who I am?
18:57Yes, you're James, or my stepbrother, or whatever.
19:02Why does it matter?
19:04I just want you to touch me!
19:07Fuck!
19:09You're the only girl I can't have.
19:10I have.
19:15Okay.
19:16Fine.
19:17You win.
19:18Okay?
19:20You have to let go just for a second.
19:23Okay?
19:25There we go.
19:26That's my good girl.
19:27Come on.
19:36Come on.
19:41Get in.
19:46Alice, you were drugged.
19:48I need you to take a cold shower.
19:50You gotta get out of your city.
19:52Can you do that for me?
19:54Yeah?
19:56Okay.
19:57Take a shower.
20:06I can't get it off.
20:07Fine.
20:08No.
20:10Not bad.
20:17No, not bad.
20:18No!
20:22No, no!
20:23No, no!
20:24No, no!
20:25No!
20:27No, no.
20:29The time to try out of your house.
20:31No!
20:32No!
20:34No, no!
20:35No, no!
20:36No, no!
20:37I can't.
21:07You're a virgin.
21:12I can't.
21:14I'll try.
21:19I'll try the other thing.
21:28To make you feel good.
21:35Shit.
21:45I think I just kissed my stepbrother.
21:51Fuck.
22:03Okay.
22:04Let's both agree.
22:05This never happened.
22:07Yeah.
22:08James, is that you in there?
22:11James.
22:12James, is that you in there?
22:28Yeah, what?
22:33Hey, I know you're not happy with Eva, but you've got to take it easy on Alice.
22:38You're just like you, Jack.
22:40Do the right thing.
22:45Do the right thing.
22:54I got it, Dad.
22:55I'll be nice to you.
23:01I got it.
23:02I got it.
23:08I got it.
23:11I got it.
23:17I got it.
23:38I agree. This never happened.
23:43Okay, I might have fucked up.
23:47But nothing's changed between us.
23:51Alice! Go get James for breakfast!
23:56Alright, Mom!
23:59Great. First he fucking kisses me, and now I'm in charge of waking him up.
24:03Come on, bro. Tell me about your steps. Is she cool? Is she hot?
24:26Neither, man. No tits, no ass. She's not even developed. She looks like 12.
24:31Stop lying, bro. You know I'm gonna see for myself tonight.
24:36Whatever.
24:45Um, so, first I'm hearing about a party tonight.
24:50There's no party. It got cancelled. Mike's just talking to her, is that?
24:55Come on, James. I should meet my step-brother's best friend, right?
25:01Who knows? He might like me.
25:04Like me.
25:13He's a good boy.
25:16He's a good boy.
25:18He's a good boy.
25:20I'm so excited about him.
25:23Yeah.
25:24no out for kids so is everyone else so that's your sister she's banging on it
25:47hi i'm alice yo mike so is james ever like talk about me oh yeah all the time i take this
25:57don't worry i'll be good she's your sister you want to get away for a bit
26:03you don't understand i'm like you're hot hot
26:14thanks sorry
26:17do you know how annoying it is to get that stain out
26:23what the hell man calm down she's your sister cut her some slack don't you have means for that shit
26:32okay okay jesus i'm gonna grab something out of your room don't be too hard on
26:44mike screws with everybody i've been careful how is he
26:59yeah like you're any better i'm gonna go
27:06then i guess i'm like getting what i want
27:13what do you want
27:28you you're beautiful
27:37i thought you said it was barely developed
27:41yeah why i lied
27:44all right kids everybody out party's over
28:03okay the word
28:10wait here by yourself
28:17inside now
28:22another avi
28:33and more importantly your principal called and said you beat a boy into a bloody pulp
28:41what's next julie jail
28:44whatever you don't even know what he did
28:47speak up
28:48you don't know what he did he fucking deserved it
28:52i don't care what he did i care what you do
28:55all you do is make my life difficult and get in trouble all the time
28:59what's wrong with you
29:01guess the apple doesn't fall apart from this
29:03say that again
29:04you say you want to live with me so i get tutors private schools and this is how you repay me
29:19i gave you everything
29:20yeah guess so
29:22it's always my fault
29:23what are you gonna do you're gonna hit me on me go ahead
29:26i don't want anything from you i just want you to make me proud for once i want to be proud of you
29:38can you do that
29:39but you don't care do you you don't care about me you don't care about this family
29:45you definitely don't care about mom that's what she left
29:48stop
29:52why would you do that you hurt him
29:56you don't understand
29:59no no i i don't care what happened you can't just
30:02you're his dad
30:04you should be protecting him helping him
30:08you just started yelling at him you didn't even ask him what happened or anything
30:12all right then alice you tell me what's with the grades
30:15and what's with the fight
30:17he was trying to defend me
30:19okay
30:20david he
30:22he put something in my drink and i blacked out and he was just trying to help me
30:28no okay sure so he saves the sisters what about the grades
30:32i i don't know
30:33i could help him i i get
30:37okay grades
30:39she's thinking of me
30:40maybe i could tutor him or something
30:41would that work
30:43one month
30:45get your grades up
30:47and if you don't i'm sending you back to your mother in barcelona
30:51i need to go
30:52i can't let her see you like this
30:55okay james hold on
30:58let go
31:02i'm not letting go until you at least let me put ointment on them
31:06fine
31:07why didn't you just tell your dad why you punched david he drugged me james
31:18you really think you'd believe me
31:20i don't know
31:22i didn't think you'd want your mom to find out about that
31:26oh
31:27uh yeah yeah i i guess
31:30if your dad is so strict
31:35why are you living with him instead of your mom
31:38my mom has a big family in spain
31:42lots of cousins and stuff
31:43you know so
31:44she's fine
31:46but my dad
31:47it's just him and me
31:49we used to spend a lot of time together
31:52we used to go hunting
31:54not so much anymore
31:57you see
31:59is she the one who gave you the eternal rose
32:03yeah
32:05it's an eternal rose
32:07it'll never die
32:08she told me to only give it to the girl
32:10i fall in love with
32:12hey
32:14thanks alice
32:16for everything
32:19somebody's gotta do it right
32:24i mean can you imagine showing up to school tomorrow with a busted lip
32:28gosh this just think about what kim would say
32:32anyways
32:36i have to come up with a tutoring schedule for you
32:40because starting tomorrow
32:41it is boot camp every day
32:44until you get your grades up
32:45hey
32:49earlier
32:50earlier
32:50is it because you didn't want me to leave
32:52right
32:52hey
32:56earlier
32:57is it because you didn't want me to leave
32:59right
33:00is it because you didn't want me to leave
33:02um
33:03yeah
33:04yeah
33:05yeah i guess
33:07you're an asshole
33:10but
33:11it's still your family
33:14you're an important part of it
33:19right
33:20so
33:21i'm gonna go
33:25sorry about touching you before
33:33i-it's-it's fine
33:35i-i don't even remember
33:37really
33:38do you remember
33:43how it felt to have your hands on my body
33:47me
33:54Alex
34:04oh sorry i'm fine
34:06oh it's fine
34:06all right
34:07hey
34:09see you tomorrow
34:12yeah
34:14see you tomorrow
34:16and i heard about the tutoring what a great idea james getting alice to help
34:27i'm so glad you two are getting along
34:30i'm gonna wait up something you better get his grades up don't forget i can kick you out anytime
34:39i want i've got my eye on you alice bell there we go alice just listen to me and everything will be fine
34:55mom you know i'm allergic to honey
35:09here guys want to do something fun
35:23oh my god are you okay
35:39oh my god your swimsuit just came off
35:51kim give it back
35:53what do we think boys
35:57kim please just give it back
36:00i'll give it back if you tell me what's going on between you and james that is between me and james
36:07baby girl you think you're special you're just a new face james is gonna get tired of you in a week
36:14and i'm going to make sure you never come back to st maris okay fine just give it back
36:28that's what you get for talking to james
36:36slut
36:37oh baby you smell good
36:42oh
37:02everyone turn around now
37:06it's gross
37:16here
37:27you're giving her your shirt but you never let me borrow any of your stuff
37:32last morning kim i don't want to see you bullying her again
37:36what it was a joke
37:38why don't i find someone to do that to you then
37:44everything's okay
37:46fuck off
37:48none of this would have happened if kim didn't have it out for you
37:54come on that's not fear that's not my fault i'll talk with it
37:57i can sell them with step siblings if you want
38:05but i have a feeling you don't want that
38:08and why is that
38:10i don't know
38:12you might have feelings for me or something
38:17haha
38:21good one
38:21james
38:27god what is it with me there's no way i'm actually falling for him
38:43oh alice why are you being so careful scared we'll see your tits again
38:48oh you poor girl
39:01you're shivering like a gross chihuahua
39:04sorry babe
39:06but james isn't here right now
39:09fucking touch me
39:14come on ladies
39:18what did i ever do to you
39:22i swear to god all you nerds must be reading from the same script or something
39:26it's because it's fun for me alice because i can do whatever i want to you
39:31and no one's going to save you
39:33that's the difference between us
39:36i'm kim samuels heir to the samuels fortune and you're just a blip in my radar
39:41and all you have is money god you're you're ugly you're a bitch
39:46and all you're good for is fooling people three to one
39:51guess what kim i don't care because you're pathetic
39:56you're loud
39:58teach her some manners okay let's show her how we run things at saint mary
40:02what are you doing
40:09ever seen one of these before baby one of these costs more than your downwork
40:14but today i'll let you try for free
40:22let's see you're gonna drop out of saint mary's then get pregnant by some random army guy and then
40:28boom
40:31you're gonna have like eight kids and they're all going to be screaming and crying and your gross
40:36partner is smaller than my own
40:41and i'm gonna get james all to myself
40:53oh you didn't like my housewarming gift
40:58don't worry i have backups
41:09you can't that's a felony oh alice baby i can do whatever i wanted
41:16oh wow you did have such great features it's a shame you didn't come from prison
41:22let's see how much james hawthorne likes your face after this
41:25whore you think james is just gonna like you if i'm gone you're insane you don't deserve to be with
41:30the heir to the hawthorne empire no please don't hurt me
41:36take your hands off of her
41:48i don't care if he's my step brother i'm here buddy i just want him james don't tell me you're
42:08you're actually with this discount whore what is she to you she's mine
42:16alice is mine
42:19no
42:20you're lying you're lying tell her to leave you're supposed to be with me
42:28no i'm not i don't like you i never liked you and i never want to see you again
42:33and i never want to see you again apologize to alex now i'm not fucking apologizing for anything
42:44i i'm supposed to be with you that's what we're supposed to do with my dad we have trade deals
42:54the hawthorne empire has thousands millions writing on my dad's decisions you can't just
43:01you can't just ignore me for some poor girl from the hood you're delusional you think my dad cares
43:06about your money what no james or do you want me to tell your parents show up at your house let them
43:13know what their darling baby daughter's been up to so they can send you to a shrink and off to boarding
43:18school maybe that'll teach you a thing or two about pulling a knife on somebody
43:21and you two transfer out of saint mary's no no my mom's gonna kill me please james oh please
43:32anything but that our parents can't know fine then i'll have my dad ruin you financially
43:42this is all your fault you bitch we are going down you're coming down with us
43:51your dad will never let you meet with someone like her that's my business with him not yours
44:08you're coming down you're coming down you're coming down you're coming down you're coming down
44:15huh who's that
44:19as i was saying this bell i wanted to talk with you about alice
44:24she seems to be having trouble with a private school really how come i mean no offense this is a
44:32private school with a lot of history you might have heard of the hawthorne empire
44:38robert huffington goes here actually and your daughter frankly she doesn't fit in here
44:48miss kane do you know who i am
44:54i hate her i hate that fucking alice bitch why is she hitting on my guy
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