00:00Hey, hey, hey, bongka!
00:09Salon de Chica!
00:13Salon de Chica!
00:16Salon de Chica!
00:19Wow!
00:21Papasok ka, tsaka, nalabas ka, bongka!
00:26Ay, baby boy!
00:30Ang ganda ng umaga talaga natin, yung si baby boy.
00:32Siyempre!
00:33Huwag natin si baby boy, gumaganda yung umaga natin.
00:34Tignan mo, layo-layo pa ng pasko, may hamunado na to.
00:36O, o.
00:37Ay, mga bakala!
00:38Alam, mga pemenso muna tayo,
00:39dahil ang daming ganap natin ngayon.
00:41Oo nga!
00:42Saka, napansin nyo ba?
00:43Si Favian, tsaka si Noli, ang ganda na ngayon.
00:45O, talagang nalabas ka dito yung Joseph.
00:48O!
00:49Kasi sino ba ang next sa ating gagawin?
00:50Ay, ako, meron tayong ikukulot, tsaka kukupitan.
00:53Si Harley!
00:54Kulot at kukupitan.
00:55Harley!
00:56Harley!
00:57Tara na!
00:58Kupit at gulo!
00:59Okay, Harley!
01:00Harley!
01:01Harley!
01:02Harley!
01:03Herlin, Herlin!
01:04Yun nga, Harley!
01:05Harley!
01:06Herlin!
01:07Alam nyo po, ma'am, pagpasensya nyo na po.
01:09Ah, magbibigay na lang po kami ng libreng pedigure sa inyong malaking paa.
01:13Huwag na ayoko ng libre nyo!
01:15You just lost a loyal customer.
01:17So, I'm walking out.
01:19On summer?
01:21Nakapag-loss daw tayo ng loyal customer.
01:24Hello!
01:25Wala naman tayong customer.
01:26Uy, madami tayong customer.
01:27Ito nga ako, si Kuya Kim.
01:28Hindi na umu-uwi.
01:29Oo.
01:30Saka hindi ang problema ito.
01:33Hindi ba lang natin nakuha na ng bayad?
01:35Ito na.
01:36Diba, nagwawala siya.
01:37Inagbigay na siya ng 150 sa atin.
01:39Ay!
01:40Ang tao sa kanya,
01:41B.O.B.O.
01:42B.O.B.O.
01:43Ayan.
01:45Ay.
01:46Ay!
01:47Ay!
01:48Ay!
01:49ay!
01:50Ay!
01:51Ay!
01:52Ayan!
01:53Spider-Man!
01:54Spider-Man!
01:55At sakito!
01:56at sakito.
01:57At sakito!
01:58At sakito!
01:59At sakito, at sakito.
02:00At sakito!
02:01At sakit na yung 150 ko?
02:02Hindi nyo naman ako pinag-inano ah.
02:03Bakit kayo naman ako pinag-inano ah.
02:08Madam, that's it.
02:09Madam, what if you really stay here and say to me,
02:13not just a lot of colors,
02:15what do you offer us to you?
02:16What?
02:17We also have the latest and hottest...
02:18Cheese Meets!
02:21I'm so excited.
02:22Enjoyed, enjoyed, enjoyed.
02:24Ito.
02:25Ito.
02:26We're quiet.
02:28Wait, wait.
02:29You're going to eat it.
02:30Harley, you're going to be Harley.
02:32Harley.
02:33Harley.
02:34Ito.
02:35Ito.
02:36Ito na.
02:37Hihi.
02:38May kakilala ako.
02:39Ano?
02:40Isang poging leading man.
02:41Oh!
02:42Ang chika.
02:43Ano daw?
02:44Ang chika, ha?
02:45Ano?
02:46Ay, nako.
02:47Nalayo ka na.
02:48Tika, nalayo ka na.
02:49Ang chika,
02:51ayaw daw siya kakisinsin
02:53ng kanyang leading lady.
02:55Bwaka!
02:58Eh, kasi nga,
02:59ito nga mamanood.
03:00Nako, nakakaloka.
03:01Hindi raw talaga kinakaya ni leading lady
03:04ang power ng taglay ng bibig ni leading man.
03:07Oh!
03:08Mapahoy na ko pa!
03:10Parang ganito yung nangyari sa kising-scene nila.
03:13Okay, okay.
03:14Actors in.
03:15Nako, mature roles pala ito ngayon.
03:16Oo.
03:17Parang gusto kong maging leading lady.
03:20Ready na ang artist?
03:21Come on.
03:22Ready na?
03:23Okay.
03:24Ito.
03:25Listen.
03:26Listen to me.
03:27Kising-scene to ah.
03:29Gusto kong ma-feel
03:31ang intense
03:32at passion.
03:33Okay?
03:34In three,
03:35two,
03:36one,
03:37negative zero,
03:38negative two,
03:39negative three.
03:40Action!
03:42Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:45Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:47Ah!
03:48Ah!
03:49Ah!
03:50Ah!
03:51Ah!
03:52Ipasabi ko sa inyo,
03:53intense,
03:54nasan yung passion?
03:56Dek!
03:57Nasan?!
03:58Dek!
03:59Dek!
04:00Dek!
04:01Dek!
04:02Dek!
04:03Dek!
04:04Derek!
04:05I cannot!
04:06Nananapag talaga yung hininga niya,
04:08as in,
04:09ah!
04:10An sakit!
04:11Pwede mang beso-beso na lang, Derek.
04:13And cut!
04:14Ohhh!
04:15Ahh!
04:16Yun na nga ang ending!
04:19Nagrequest na lang si leading lady
04:21na huwag na kabaan ng kissing scene
04:23kasama si leading mandal,
04:25hindi niya daw talaga kaya ang kanyang breath si May Ocampo.
04:28Just go!
04:30Para malaman natin, magpakuha na lang tayo ng...
04:32Sige nga, sige nga.
04:34Sa kampano niya daw ay merong less rung A.
04:36At A yun, ang nakalakas daw talaga ng kanyang bad breath power.
04:41Sino ko yan?
04:43A!
04:44A, nako.
04:46Sinong hula niyo? Ibulong niyo sa amin.
04:48Kayo, Pepita.
04:50Agad?
04:51Mamanot, tatlo.
04:54Leading man, ha?
04:56Alam nyo na, kakape-perfect.
04:57Harley!
04:58Harley!
04:59Ay, baba.
05:00Ay, atyan na, atyan na.
05:02John Vick.
05:03Pwede.
05:04A pala yun?
05:05Amuin mo.
05:07Amuin mo.
05:08Amuin mo.
05:09Sino?
05:10Ay!
05:11Wala parang baby!
05:13Wala, wala, wala, wala.
05:15Tala. Siguro si Tala.
05:16Ako yun, guys.
05:17Kasi mag-isa niya eh. Walang gusto katabi siya.
05:20Ay, nakukala mo kakape-perfect.
05:22Ay, nako naman kala mo ni perfect din.
05:24Perfect din, perfect din.
05:25Ha?
05:26Ayun, nag-aaway na to sa mga idol.
05:27Ha?
05:28O kasi, kahit talagay.
05:30Ay, nako naka.
05:31Ayun, ako naka.
05:32Ayun, ako naka.
05:33Ayun, ako naka.
05:34Ayun, ako naka.
05:35Ayun, ako naka.
05:36Ayun, ako naka.
05:37Ayun, ako naka.
05:39Sigurado, todo sa saya.
05:41Todo sa sorpresa ang umaga natin.
05:43Kaya makitambay na dito lang sa...
05:45TICTOP!
05:46Yes!
05:47Todo nga naman sa good vibe, Ben.
05:50Ang hothead ng mga bisita natin today.
05:52Ay, excited ako dito.
05:53Bakit, bakit?
05:54May asawa ka na.
05:55Kalma lang, kalma lang.
05:56May asawa, may asawa.
05:57Let's welcome, Mr. Global PH 2025, Jeter Palomo!
06:03And Mr. Pilipinas Man of the Year 2025, Michael Toledo!
06:14Masaya ang Kapitan Waki.
06:16Ay, may isang more, no?
06:21Ang lakit ng tagi, no?
06:23Ay pas...
06:24Kaya pa?
06:26Ay!
06:29At ito pa, ang hindi pa rin magpapatalo sa aurahan.
06:33Maganda rin to.
06:34Oo naman!
06:35Ito na.
06:36The funny, the beautiful, Cherise Solomon!
06:46Ay!
06:47Ay!
06:48Ay!
06:49Ay!
06:50Ay!
06:51Ay!
06:52Ay!
06:53Ay!
06:54Ang galing!
06:55Matindi to!
06:56Ay!
06:57Ay!
06:58Ay!
06:59Ay!
07:00Ay!
07:01Ay!
07:02Ay!
07:03Ay!
07:04Ay!
07:05Ay!
07:06Ay!
07:07Ay!
07:08Ay!
07:09Ay!
07:10Ay!
07:11Ay!
07:12Ay!
07:13Ay!
07:14Ay!
07:15Ay!
07:16Ay!
07:17Ay!
07:18Ay!
07:19Ay!
07:20Ay!
07:21Ay!
07:22Ay!
07:23Ay!
07:24Ay!
07:25Ay!
07:26Ay!
07:27Ay!
07:28Ay!
07:29Ay!
07:30Ay!
07:31Ay!
07:32Ay!
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