After Losing Everything, She Finds Hope in the Most Unexpected Way | Full Movie
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00:01:30Pete, Craig, where are you guys?
00:02:36Mom?
00:02:37What is this?
00:02:41My birthday?
00:02:43Where is everybody?
00:02:49Mom?
00:02:55What is this?
00:02:57My birthday?
00:02:59Where is everybody?
00:03:05My birthday?
00:03:15My birthday?
00:03:17My birthday?
00:03:27My birthday?
00:03:29My birthday?
00:03:31My birthday?
00:03:33My birthday?
00:03:34My birthday?
00:03:35My birthday?
00:03:39My birthday?
00:03:40How are we this glorious morning?
00:03:42Doing great.
00:03:44Good to hear that.
00:03:46What did you say?
00:03:48I said we're great.
00:03:50I love you, sis.
00:03:52You do?
00:03:55What is going on?
00:03:56What do you want from me?
00:03:57We just really appreciate everything you do around here.
00:03:59And rarely say thanks, so thanks.
00:04:01And from now on, we are going to be the big happy family you always wanted.
00:04:05Did you get the breakfast I made you, honey?
00:04:07Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:08But, um, why is everybody so happy?
00:04:12I thought we were on the verge of losing the ranch and all its properties to the banks.
00:04:16Not anymore.
00:04:17We've just won the lottery.
00:04:19One billion dollars.
00:04:20We're rich, Jules.
00:04:22And now we get to keep the ranch, pay off all the debts, bring in more horses, and live happily ever after.
00:04:29And it's all because of you.
00:04:32Wait, you mean I picked the winning numbers?
00:04:35Yes, you did.
00:04:36We're so proud of you, honey.
00:04:37Wait, this, this is like a dream come true.
00:04:44That's because it is.
00:04:46A dream come true?
00:04:47No, just a dream.
00:04:48Your dream proves size.
00:04:51My dream, but I don't get it.
00:04:54Got you again, sucker.
00:05:04I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
00:05:07Get out of my room!
00:05:09What are you, like seven?
00:05:11Try putting a teen at the end of that.
00:05:13Yeah, and we'll always be older than you.
00:05:15Stronger, too.
00:05:16And prettier.
00:05:18Yeah, well if you're so big and strong, why don't you help me with the chores once in a while?
00:05:22What's the point?
00:05:23We're going to be out of here in like a week.
00:05:25Mom hasn't sold the place yet.
00:05:27She's signing it away today.
00:05:28Mr. Beard will be here this afternoon.
00:05:30Yeah, don't call mom, mom.
00:05:32She's our mom, not yours.
00:05:33Yeah, you're just like an illegal adopted alien or something.
00:05:37The term is stepdaughter.
00:05:39I think that only works when your father is married to our mother.
00:05:42When after he died, the term becomes human parasite.
00:05:45Sounds about right, doesn't it?
00:05:46Pretty accurate to me.
00:05:48This was my dad's ranch before you ever moved in.
00:05:51I grew up here.
00:05:51This is my home.
00:05:53So you're the intruders.
00:05:54Not for long.
00:05:57Just get out before I...
00:05:59Phone with the mouth.
00:06:00Oh, too late.
00:06:03I wish this was a dream.
00:06:33Hey, good morning, Juliet.
00:06:44Take whatever you'd like.
00:06:45I didn't have time to cook.
00:06:48As usual.
00:06:49And it's Jules, remember?
00:06:52Juliet is a much prettier name.
00:06:54Only if you have to Romeo to go with it.
00:06:56It'll happen someday.
00:07:00You'll see.
00:07:02Well, at least I still have Horatio.
00:07:05Your dad was my Romeo.
00:07:08And boy, could I use him now.
00:07:12How bad is it?
00:07:14On a scale from one to ten, I would need triple digits.
00:07:18This is my...
00:07:21Our home.
00:07:23You can't sew.
00:07:24I'll try my best.
00:07:27Mr. Beetle is coming today to review our options.
00:07:30But you're not signing anything, right?
00:07:32I love this place, Juliet.
00:07:35Sorry.
00:07:36Jules.
00:07:37I don't want to move back to the city.
00:07:39I mean, whatever we can do.
00:07:40But you can't.
00:07:42What would happen to Horatio?
00:07:43Look, your dad made a wonderful life here for us.
00:07:47And for Horatio.
00:07:49So we're going to do whatever we can.
00:07:51Win the lottery?
00:07:53I tried that.
00:07:55There is a very happy family celebrating in Ohio today.
00:07:59It's all over the news.
00:08:01I mean, what we really need now is a miracle.
00:08:06Miracles are possible if you put your mind to it.
00:08:10Okay.
00:08:11Whatever you say.
00:08:12Why don't you go check with your brothers.
00:08:14Brainstorm with them.
00:08:15See if they can think of something.
00:08:18They could think that would be a miracle.
00:08:21What was that?
00:08:22Will do.
00:08:23I'm sure they're full of wonderful ideas.
00:08:25Yes.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:43Now watch this and respond truthfully.
00:08:45It's very important.
00:08:46I got it.
00:08:46I got it.
00:08:47Get on with it.
00:08:47Well, what do you think?
00:08:57I think I like the second one best.
00:08:58Okay.
00:08:59I have more.
00:08:59What are you doing?
00:09:05Craig's practicing his poses.
00:09:07Yeah.
00:09:07When we move back to the city, I have to be ready.
00:09:10My career awaits.
00:09:11Is what a mime?
00:09:13Male model.
00:09:15You don't think I have what it takes.
00:09:17Well, look at this.
00:09:18Yeah, yeah.
00:09:24Laugh it up.
00:09:25When we become rich and famous, we'll see who's laughing last.
00:09:28Oh, you're going to be a model too?
00:09:29No.
00:09:30I'm the businessman.
00:09:31Pete's going to be my manager.
00:09:33Yeah, I'll be handling all the deals because I'm great with money.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Prove it.
00:09:38Do you have two tens for a five?
00:09:40Absolutely.
00:09:40Absolutely.
00:09:40Thanks.
00:09:48Uh, Pete, I don't think that works out quite.
00:09:51Wait, what was that?
00:09:52Two tens for a five?
00:09:53What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:09:56Okay.
00:09:57Here's back your five, not giving back two tens.
00:10:03That's better.
00:10:04Now get out of here and do your chores.
00:10:07Try to pull a fast one on me.
00:10:08See why I'm handling all your business?
00:10:11So you don't make those kind of mistakes.
00:10:15What, you think that's funny?
00:10:17Here's two tens.
00:10:18Give me a five, quick.
00:10:24She did it to me.
00:10:27And you did it to me too.
00:10:29She did it to me.
00:10:59I wish it were that easy with Mr. Beetle.
00:11:15Hey, Rachel.
00:11:16How's your leg holding up?
00:11:19Still sore, huh?
00:11:20Well, don't worry.
00:11:23When it gets better, we'll go out riding.
00:11:25Just like at good old times.
00:11:26Sound good, Phillip?
00:11:29God, Rachel, what are we going to do?
00:11:35I can't leave this place, and I could never lose you.
00:11:39We've grown up together.
00:11:43You're a pony.
00:11:45It was my eighth birthday, remember?
00:11:48I got a new mom, two new brothers, and you the same year.
00:11:53Pete and Craig weren't that bad back then.
00:11:56Not until Dad died.
00:11:58I miss him so much.
00:12:03And Kim means well, but she can't run this place on her own.
00:12:06Pete and Craig are no help whatsoever.
00:12:10You know, what we need to do is come up with a plan, Horatio.
00:12:14A way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:12:17Any suggestions?
00:12:22You don't say.
00:12:24Well, when I can learn how to speak horse, we'll continue this conversation, okay?
00:12:31Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:12:32Perhaps Mr. Beetle will buy the place, fix it up, and let us stay here to run it.
00:12:39It's a possibility, right?
00:12:40It's a possibility, right?
00:12:41It's a possibility, isn't it?
00:12:44To be, because the beauty of gew tạik is good.
00:12:45Till we know how to take care of our friends and family,
00:13:02Yeah.
00:15:54I don't think so.
00:15:56I don't think so.
00:15:58Animals live there, Dad.
00:16:00Oh, that's right.
00:16:02And if animals ran the world, it would be complete chaos, disorganization.
00:16:04The whole financial system would collapse.
00:16:06People wouldn't pay attention to politicians.
00:16:08We wouldn't have any for lawyers.
00:16:10And then, then what would we do?
00:16:12Celebrate?
00:16:14No joke like that, Wes.
00:16:16Not even jest.
00:16:18It's a sign of weakness.
00:16:20I don't think so.
00:16:22The signs up here make any sense.
00:16:24That's both to me.
00:16:26Deer crossing.
00:16:28And why do I care about that?
00:16:30Because it's a deer crossing!
00:16:50And why do this?
00:16:52What is the deer crossing?
00:16:54This is a deer crossing.
00:16:56The deer crossing.
00:16:59I'm sure.
00:17:00I'm not sure.
00:17:02I don't think so.
00:17:04I don't think so.
00:17:06It's one of my favorite ways.
00:17:08I don't think so.
00:17:10I don't think so.
00:17:12It's a deer crossing.
00:17:14What's up, guys?
00:17:32You think you're really funny, don't you?
00:17:35No.
00:17:36I think I'm moderately funny from time to time.
00:17:39I want my money back.
00:17:40I gave you your money back.
00:17:42Not enough of it?
00:17:44Okay, fine.
00:17:45What if I say you could win it back?
00:17:47How?
00:17:48Just pick a number between 1 and 10.
00:17:50If I don't guess it right, I'll give you back double your bet.
00:17:54Okay, $20.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57Pick a number.
00:18:02Here.
00:18:06All right.
00:18:09Okay, I guess.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:12Is the number between 1 and 3?
00:18:15No.
00:18:16Between 5 and 7?
00:18:17Nope.
00:18:18Between 8 and 10?
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:20The number's 9.
00:18:28Better luck next time.
00:18:30Wait, not so fast.
00:18:31Now you picking up between 1 through 10.
00:18:34Fine.
00:18:35Number 5.
00:18:35Are you kidding me?
00:18:43You're going to let her get away with that?
00:18:44Come back here, Jules.
00:18:45Come back here, Jules.
00:18:45MUSIC PLAYS
00:19:15Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:30She's got to be around here somewhere.
00:19:36You're so not going to be my agent.
00:19:38Fine. I wouldn't make any money with you anyways.
00:19:41Your poses are stupid.
00:19:43You're stupid.
00:19:44Okay, smart guy.
00:19:46What's 412 times 97 divided by 7?
00:19:52I don't know.
00:19:53You see? You don't know.
00:19:55Okay, so what is it?
00:19:57Oh, no. I was asking you.
00:19:58You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:20:00I'm trying to change the subject. I made my point.
00:20:02No, you didn't. You would have to know the answer for that.
00:20:05152.
00:20:05You're just making up numbers now, aren't you?
00:20:08I am not.
00:20:09I am not.
00:20:09R2.
00:20:09That was a close one.
00:20:23I know, I know.
00:20:26It was a dumb move.
00:20:27Someday, someone will lock some sense into me.
00:20:29But, until then, I come out on top.
00:20:33Oh, no.
00:20:35Oh.
00:20:36Oh.
00:20:36Oh.
00:20:36Oh.
00:20:37Oh.
00:20:38Oh, my God.
00:21:08Mr. Beetle, what happened to your car?
00:21:13Oh, you won't believe it.
00:21:14We were passing one of those yellow signs,
00:21:16the one with the deer on it.
00:21:18A deer crossing sign?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:20And suddenly out of nowhere,
00:21:21deer was right in front of the car.
00:21:23Oh my gosh, are you both okay?
00:21:25Yeah, we're okay.
00:21:26Deer's okay.
00:21:27We swerved and hit a tree.
00:21:29But you tell me,
00:21:30why would they put a deer crossing sign
00:21:31right in the middle of the road?
00:21:33Wouldn't it be smarter to put it in a safer location
00:21:35where there's no people or passing cars?
00:21:37I don't understand what you mean.
00:21:40Well, those signs,
00:21:41they're a hazard to everyone's health.
00:21:43I mean, it's letting the deer know
00:21:44that it's okay to cross there.
00:21:46You know, someone should write a letter
00:21:47to the local authorities,
00:21:48and that would fix the problem.
00:21:50Dad, the signs are there for the motorist
00:21:53to warn them about the deer.
00:21:55Oh, that's absurd.
00:21:56How do we expect the deer not to cross the road
00:21:58when we're just given it permission to do so?
00:22:00But if that's the case,
00:22:02we should set up a separate set of signs for the deer.
00:22:05Maybe one with a speeding car on it
00:22:07so they know when they can cross.
00:22:08See, this is why I don't deal in the countryside.
00:22:11There's nothing like dumb deer here.
00:22:17Is he serious?
00:22:22Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Beetle?
00:22:24Something to calm your nerves?
00:22:25Oh, gin and tonic would be lovely.
00:22:27Thanks, Miss Belle.
00:22:30Kim, please.
00:22:32Kim?
00:22:33That's short for Kimberly, isn't it?
00:22:34Yes, it is.
00:22:37It's a lovely name.
00:22:38My first ex-wife's name was Bev.
00:22:40Short for Beverly?
00:22:41No, short for beverage.
00:22:42Her parents were real heavy drinkers.
00:22:48That was a joke, no?
00:22:49Father never jokes.
00:22:51It's a sign of weakness.
00:22:52The boy's right.
00:22:54Okay, let's get down to the contracts here.
00:22:56The boy has a name, by the way.
00:22:59I'm Wesley.
00:23:00Short for nothing.
00:23:01Nice to meet you, Wesley.
00:23:03I'm sorry.
00:23:04I thought I made it...
00:23:05Well, let's not get bogged down with details.
00:23:07Kimberly, you're in real financial trouble here.
00:23:10The bank is going to foreclose on the property by the end of the week,
00:23:13selling off the land acre by acre.
00:23:15Now, I see tremendous potential here.
00:23:17And I'm willing to buy your entire ranch
00:23:19and even help you with your move back to normal civilization.
00:23:23As we look over the contracts, you see that my offer is more than generous.
00:23:45It's lovely.
00:23:48I can see that you've really put a lot of time and effort into this.
00:23:53Well, we'd have to remove some trees and some bushes and some wildlife.
00:23:57But this place has real potential.
00:23:59It's all about vision.
00:24:00That's how you get a head sun.
00:24:02You see something on your path and you mow it down.
00:24:04It's like the deer.
00:24:06You know, this is a lot to go into.
00:24:10Why don't I give you guys a tour of the property?
00:24:13And then you can see, you know, how we operate here.
00:24:16My father's allergic to fresh air.
00:24:18Oh, no, don't be silly.
00:24:20That was a one-time thing.
00:24:21And the doctor said it was more about the pollen in the air than the air itself.
00:24:25We're delighted to get the tour of the land, Kimberly.
00:24:27Well, I think about where I'm going to put that ten-story parking garage.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37Well, let me grab my allergy pills, sinus medication, eye drops, and sinus relief medication, and
00:24:42I'll be all set.
00:24:43Where's your bathroom?
00:24:44Yeah, it's right over there.
00:24:46Okay, thanks.
00:24:49Your father has a lot of health issues, huh?
00:24:52Well, like mental issues.
00:24:54You see, taking care of business, he's a pro.
00:24:56Taking care of himself is a whole nother matter.
00:24:59He was better when mom was around, but after she left, he's been a bit obsessed with work.
00:25:05I have a daughter about your age who's very much like that.
00:25:10Not with work, specifically, but she can have a one-track mind when it comes to her obsession.
00:25:17What is it?
00:25:18Oh, it's not an it.
00:25:19It's a who.
00:25:20And it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:26So, I find it.
00:25:27Oh, it's not her dream.
00:25:28She's a use of so- 그럼.
00:25:29She does not echo the background of yourself.
00:25:30I don't know the primera one.
00:25:31The more gentle conversations.
00:25:33No.
00:25:39No.
00:25:44Juliet, Juliet, are you okay Juliet, Juliet, speak to me, I'm fine, I'm, ow, who hit me,
00:26:09the lucky horseshoe above my stable fell and knocked you out, lucky by whose definition, I don't know, your father hung it up there and he's always just said that it was lucky, remember, yeah I do, surprised you remember, you were just a pony, what is it, you're talking to me, so what's wrong with that, when did you start talking, I've always talked to you, every morning when you feed me and say hi, I say hello,
00:26:39Juliet, and how are you today, and then after I eat, I thank you, yeah but I never understood you before, oh really, well I always had the impression you understood me quite well, this isn't possible, you mean I've been speaking all this time and you haven't understood a word, boy do I feel like an idiot, okay this is not happening,
00:27:00I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, or, or I'm hallucinating, I was hit on the head with this, and now, I'm hearing voices, what kind of voices, horse voices, do they sound like me, yeah they sound exactly like, oh I need medical attention, I hope you feel better soon, oh and I think my leg is improving by the way,
00:27:30so maybe, I don't want to shake your legs, yeah, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, and I S or I like the way, you know over the way, you're listening to me, can you see how to deal with this,
00:29:53It's really my late husband who had the green thumb.
00:29:57Green thumb?
00:29:59Was it infected?
00:30:00Is that what killed him?
00:30:02Again, not a joke?
00:30:05No.
00:30:05I'm sorry, Kimberly.
00:30:08Nature's not really my forte.
00:30:09There's just so many things alive here.
00:30:11Like this tree.
00:30:13It's alive, isn't it?
00:30:15Yep.
00:30:16It just grows right out of the ground.
00:30:20And you don't find that disturbing?
00:30:22Dad doesn't trust anything that isn't man-made.
00:30:25What about water?
00:30:27Don't drink it.
00:30:29It rusts pipes and fish go to the bathroom in it.
00:30:32W.C. Fields, right?
00:30:34That's an intelligent man.
00:30:36He was a comedian, Dad.
00:30:38No, I don't think he was.
00:30:40Where is Juliet now?
00:30:44Juliet, this is Mr. Beadle and his son Wesley.
00:30:47Hello.
00:30:48Wes is fine.
00:30:49My father doesn't shake hands.
00:30:52How are you?
00:30:54I'm fine.
00:30:55I'm good.
00:30:56Why, what have you heard?
00:30:57There's nothing wrong with me.
00:30:59Mr. Beadle is interested in developing the property,
00:31:02so I was just showing them around.
00:31:04How's Horatio doing?
00:31:05It's like he's improving.
00:31:06Not that he told me that or anything.
00:31:08I just noticed when I was checking him out.
00:31:11Who is Horatio?
00:31:12He's Juliet's favorite horse.
00:31:14They're best friends,
00:31:15grow up together,
00:31:16talk to each other.
00:31:18No, we don't.
00:31:19I mean, we're not that close.
00:31:21A horse is a horse.
00:31:22Of course, of course.
00:31:24And no one can talk to a horse.
00:31:25Of course.
00:31:26That is, of course, unless the horse...
00:31:30I'm sorry, you just reminded me of an old television show.
00:31:33Well, I wanted to bring them over to the stables.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:38I mean, no, you don't want to go in there.
00:31:41Stables are a mess, there's hay everywhere,
00:31:43and it smells like horse poop.
00:31:45Oh, well, then I'll pass it.
00:31:47That doesn't sound like a real good environment for my sinuses.
00:31:50Maybe you could bring Horatio up to the corral,
00:31:52because I'd really like to show Mr. Beetle
00:31:54the advantages to running a successful operation
00:31:58as opposed to a new shopping mall.
00:32:04Horatio's not quite himself today.
00:32:07I thought you said he was feeling better.
00:32:11I'd love to meet him.
00:32:12Horses are awesome.
00:32:14You really think so?
00:32:15Oh, yeah.
00:32:18Okay, I'll go get him.
00:32:20Can I come?
00:32:23Oh, no, I'll do it.
00:32:24Horatio gets a little nervous around people he doesn't know.
00:32:30Hmm.
00:32:32Since when did you start to love horses?
00:32:34Since I left the city
00:32:37and discovered the wonders of nature.
00:32:43Get away from me, you flying spawn.
00:32:46It's a bee, Mr. Beetle.
00:32:51See the thing?
00:32:51A Fleuride Abbey had tried to kill me.
00:33:10Horatio, I'm taking you to the corral, and you are not to speak to me because you are a horse and I am a human. You got that?
00:33:31Absolutely.
00:33:32Good. No, not good. I didn't hear that.
00:33:36I said absolutely.
00:33:39No, you didn't.
00:33:40Oh, did I mispronounce it? I was just telling you I got what you were saying.
00:33:45Yeah, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't get what I'm saying.
00:33:48Then speak French.
00:33:49Why?
00:33:50Because I don't understand French.
00:33:53It's official. I am losing my mind.
00:33:55Why? Because you're having a conversation with a talking horse?
00:33:59Uh, yeah.
00:34:00Well, I think it's a good thing. I like being able to communicate.
00:34:03Yeah, well, not when we're on the verge of losing the ranch.
00:34:07What are you saying?
00:34:08No, you don't understand.
00:34:10I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:34:13There's this really rich guy who wants to buy the ranch and turn it into a shopping center.
00:34:18So, unless we can convince him that this place is worth keeping it the way it is, we're done for.
00:34:23Aha! A brilliant idea.
00:34:27Yes?
00:34:27Well, that's what we need. A brilliant idea.
00:34:31Yeah, no kidding.
00:34:32This ranch hasn't made money in almost a year.
00:34:35No one runs out the cabin, so how can we prove that this place can be profitable again?
00:34:40Would you like me to speak with him?
00:34:42You think he's going to talk to a talking horse?
00:34:44No, what we need is something special. Something like...
00:34:50A talking horse.
00:34:53I got it.
00:34:55Well, how about a talking pig?
00:34:56I remember you telling me about that movie years ago with that talking pig,
00:34:59and there was the other one about the spider web and the pig.
00:35:02Humans seem to love pigs.
00:35:04No, just forget about the pig idea.
00:35:06You were a talking horse.
00:35:08Yeah, I thought we already established that.
00:35:11Well, you're the one who's going to save this ranch.
00:35:13How?
00:35:14My leg is still pretty sore.
00:35:16I don't think I'll be able to win any jumping competitions for a while.
00:35:20You don't have to compete.
00:35:21You are one of a kind.
00:35:23You're a talking horse.
00:35:24You're a talking horse.
00:35:54Stop that.
00:36:05I'm going to be a male model, not you.
00:36:07You can do it. I can do it better.
00:36:09Oh, yeah?
00:36:10Try this on for size.
00:36:17Are you guys playing charades?
00:36:20Who are you?
00:36:21Yeah, these are our woods.
00:36:23Oh, you must be Pete and Craig.
00:36:25My name is Wes.
00:36:26My father's thinking of buying your property.
00:36:28So you're like the really, really rich kid, huh?
00:36:32Yeah, I've got a money tree growing in my backyard, but I think I like yours better.
00:36:36So do you have, like, money on you?
00:36:39I've got a few bills. Why?
00:36:42You a gambler man, Wes?
00:36:43On occasion.
00:36:44But I bet you $20.
00:36:46If you pick a number from 1 through 10, I can guess it.
00:36:51Okay.
00:36:52You got one?
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:57Number seven.
00:36:58Number six.
00:36:59Nice try, but you were close.
00:37:00I can't believe you.
00:37:03Why doesn't it work when I do it?
00:37:05Thanks, guys.
00:37:06Is the corral this way?
00:37:07Wait a minute.
00:37:08Give him a chance to win back that money.
00:37:10Yeah, give me a chance unless you want a serious beating.
00:37:12Okay.
00:37:13Tell you what.
00:37:14I'll bet you $50 that you guys aren't here.
00:37:18You're going to bet us that we're not here.
00:37:20And I'll prove it.
00:37:22Deal.
00:37:22Deal.
00:37:23You're not in Mexico, right?
00:37:26No.
00:37:27And you're not in Detroit.
00:37:28No way.
00:37:29And you're not in England.
00:37:30Right.
00:37:31So if you're not in Mexico, you're not in Detroit, and you're not in England, you must be someplace else.
00:37:38That's right.
00:37:38We must be someplace else.
00:37:40And if you're someplace else, you certainly can't be here.
00:37:42Naturally, if we're someplace else, we can't possibly be here.
00:37:56You see, we were trying to create a family attraction
00:38:25where children and adults could commune with nature.
00:38:30That doesn't sound very healthy.
00:38:32Oh, no, it is.
00:38:33It's very relaxing.
00:38:34You see, people build up a lot of stress in their day-to-day daily grind.
00:38:39And they keep it right here.
00:38:41Ow!
00:38:42What did you just do, woman?
00:38:43It was the biggest knot I've ever felt.
00:38:46You've got to have that looked at by somebody.
00:38:48I see all the top doctors in the city.
00:38:49Well, a doctor can't do anything for that.
00:38:52You need to have a good body massage by someone who knows what she's doing.
00:38:56Are you qualified to give that kind of diagnosis?
00:38:58Yes.
00:38:59I was a masseuse for 20 years.
00:39:02That's how I met my husband.
00:39:03He said I had magic fingers.
00:39:08Speaking of magical, I'd like you all to meet Horatio.
00:39:11A very magical horse.
00:39:17He's a beauty.
00:39:18Yes, yes, that's very nice.
00:39:21But let's go back to the house and discuss the contract, shall we?
00:39:23Oh, no.
00:39:24Mr. Beatle, come closer.
00:39:25I really want you to see this.
00:39:27You're not afraid of a little horse, are you?
00:39:29You call that creature little?
00:39:35Yours, money.
00:39:37Boys, boys, behave.
00:39:39We have guests.
00:39:40Okay, Jules, what did you want to show us?
00:39:43Did you teach Horatio a new trick?
00:39:45She's wonderful with animals.
00:39:46Have I ever.
00:39:47Horatio, why don't you say hi to this nice gentleman and introduce yourself?
00:39:57Hello.
00:39:58It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:40:00My name is Horatio.
00:40:02I'm a horse, if you haven't already guessed by my appearance.
00:40:06I enjoy long walks in the woods.
00:40:08Hay is my favorite food.
00:40:09And I was considering taking up tap dancing, but unfortunately, I have two left feet.
00:40:14Hey, that was pretty good.
00:40:19Pretty good?
00:40:20Are you kidding me?
00:40:22I mean, maybe it wasn't the best joke in the world, but it was told by a talking horse.
00:40:26A talking horse?
00:40:27Are you crazy?
00:40:28Did you not all hear Horatio just speak?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:34And?
00:40:35Yes, we did not just all hear Horatio speak.
00:40:38He just kind of grunted and snorted like he always does.
00:40:42But he looks great, Jules.
00:40:43You've done a wonderful job with him.
00:40:45But you didn't hear me there?
00:40:46Say something else.
00:40:56Something else?
00:40:57No, tell another joke.
00:40:58So this horse walks into a bar, and then the bartender asks the horse,
00:41:03Why the long face?
00:41:04Get it?
00:41:07You get it?
00:41:08Long face?
00:41:10Horse?
00:41:10Horses have long faces?
00:41:12It's like a pun.
00:41:14And I don't think they got it.
00:41:17You want me to try another one?
00:41:18Hey, how long are a horse's legs?
00:41:20Long enough to touch the ground.
00:41:24Jules, you want to take him back to the stable?
00:41:26Wow.
00:41:27This is a tough crowd.
00:41:29I don't believe this.
00:41:30He's talking, guys.
00:41:32He's telling stand-up jokes.
00:41:33What if I sit down and tell him?
00:41:36Would that make a difference?
00:41:37Mr. Beetle, let's go look at another part of the farm.
00:41:40If you insist.
00:41:44We didn't even have to make a fool out of you this time.
00:41:47You did it all by yourself.
00:41:51Don't be upset.
00:41:54I'm losing my mind.
00:41:56No, you're not.
00:41:58They're just too stupid to hear me.
00:42:00Well, that's easy for you to say.
00:42:02I'm sorry.
00:42:03I was just trying to help.
00:42:04Oh, no.
00:42:05I wasn't talking to you.
00:42:06She was talking to me.
00:42:07Yeah, well, he doesn't know that.
00:42:09You're talking to the horse, aren't you?
00:42:11See?
00:42:12He got it.
00:42:13That's right.
00:42:14And you can hear the horse talking back to you?
00:42:17Should I answer that one?
00:42:19No.
00:42:20So you can't hear the horse?
00:42:22Yes, she can.
00:42:23No, I can't.
00:42:25Who are you talking to?
00:42:27You.
00:42:27I'm talking to you.
00:42:29And I am only talking to you from now on.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:33Um, you want me to help you bring Horatio back to the stables?
00:42:36Sure.
00:42:37So what?
00:42:38Now you're giving me the silent treatment?
00:42:41What did I do?
00:42:42What is it?
00:42:43Nothing.
00:42:44I didn't hear anything.
00:42:45And I didn't say anything.
00:42:46Uh, can I say something?
00:42:48Didn't hear that either.
00:42:49What is it?
00:46:08She loves it here.
00:46:09We all do.
00:46:10I'm beginning to get the impression that you don't want to sell me this land.
00:46:14Miss Bell, if I'm wasting my time...
00:46:15No, no, no.
00:46:15I never said that.
00:46:17Just let me show you the inside of the cabin.
00:46:19I'm just going to check it out first.
00:46:21Craig, Pete, can you entertain Mr. Beetle for a few minutes?
00:46:24I'll be right back.
00:46:24I'll be right back.
00:46:30You know, we don't all love it here.
00:46:32No.
00:46:33We want to move back to the city and become famous models.
00:46:36Yeah, don't worry.
00:46:37Mom will sell.
00:46:38She'll definitely sell.
00:46:39Well, it's good to know because I want to pay a lot of money for it.
00:46:43We like money.
00:46:44Yeah, big fans of money.
00:46:47You seem like smart boys.
00:46:49And I wish you could teach my son the same appreciation.
00:46:52He has this absurd notion that money can be used to make the world a better place.
00:46:56Protect the environment, help the poor.
00:46:59I don't know where he gets those ideas from.
00:47:02Probably his mother.
00:47:03But she won't see me throwing my money away like that.
00:47:05Mr. Beetle, do you have two tens for a five?
00:47:10Well, I do indeed.
00:47:15Here is ten for you and ten for you.
00:47:18Okay, you can come in now.
00:47:20Charming boys you have here.
00:47:25Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:47:35Now, I know you can still hear me.
00:47:48Look, I'll get new material.
00:47:50My next performance will have them rolling in the aisles, I promise.
00:47:53I really do love it up here.
00:47:55We don't have anything like this in the city.
00:47:58I don't know why you guys want to turn this place into a shopping mall.
00:48:01We don't.
00:48:02Then why are you selling this place to my father?
00:48:05Well, we can't afford to keep it.
00:48:07But, you know, we don't want anyone to tear it down.
00:48:11I think we could build this ranch up into a real resort.
00:48:15A lot of animals and more horses.
00:48:17That would be cool.
00:48:19Wouldn't it?
00:48:21Wouldn't what?
00:48:22Wouldn't that be cool?
00:48:24Oh, I think so.
00:48:25But good luck convincing my father.
00:48:28He hates anything that has to do with the outdoors.
00:48:30It's like he's got some kind of phobia for all things organic.
00:48:33Well, that doesn't sound natural.
00:48:36Will you quit it?
00:48:36You're not funny.
00:48:37I wasn't trying to be funny.
00:48:40I know.
00:48:41I'm sorry.
00:48:42I could be funny.
00:48:43Want to hear a joke?
00:48:44I'm all ears.
00:48:45I didn't do anything yet.
00:48:50I know.
00:48:50Uh, I was just imagining how funny your punchline would be once you finish telling.
00:48:58Continue.
00:48:58Why couldn't the pony sing?
00:49:02Because his voice was a little horse.
00:49:05I haven't reached the punchline yet.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:08I already know that one.
00:49:09Oh.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:12Uh, how about this one?
00:49:13A cowboy rode off down the road on Wednesday and came back three days later on Wednesday.
00:49:19How's this possible?
00:49:20His horse was named Wednesday.
00:49:23Oh, come on.
00:49:24You know that one, too?
00:49:26And Wednesday had two little pony cousins named Monday and Tuesday.
00:49:30Between the three of them, it was a short week.
00:49:35I give up.
00:49:36No, Wes.
00:49:37I'm sorry.
00:49:37I wasn't laughing at you.
00:49:38I know.
00:49:39That's the problem.
00:49:40Will you let him finish his jokes and quit interrupting?
00:49:43I thought we were a good team.
00:49:45It's all about timing, you know.
00:49:47Just shut your trap before you ruin everything.
00:49:49You can hear your A-show, can't you?
00:49:52That wasn't an act.
00:49:54Nope.
00:49:54Nope.
00:49:55That would be crazy.
00:49:57And then they would put me in a sane asylum for being crazy.
00:50:00Humans cannot hear animals speaking to them.
00:50:03Well, what about Dr. Doolittle?
00:50:04He was a fictional character in a children's book.
00:50:07He just spoke to you again, didn't he?
00:50:11Yes.
00:50:12But only I can hear him.
00:50:16Hi.
00:50:17They're going to lock me up and throw away the key.
00:50:21Hey, if they do that, I'll bail you out.
00:50:23Get it?
00:50:24Hay.
00:50:25Bail.
00:50:27Bail of hay.
00:50:28Bail you out.
00:50:29No, no, no.
00:50:30Don't cry.
00:50:31It'll be all right.
00:50:34His jokes are so bad.
00:50:36It's painful.
00:50:38Sorry.
00:50:38I'm afraid you're saddled with me.
00:50:40Sigh.
00:50:41It's...
00:50:41I don't know how I'm, no.
00:51:12So, as you can see, it's a perfect place for a vacation.
00:51:33It's a great area to raise a family as well.
00:51:37Yeah, it's very homely.
00:51:40Homely?
00:51:42Homely. I meant homely. It feels like home.
00:51:45Well, that's because it is one. It's our home.
00:51:48Once you sign these documents, it's going to be a great place for thousands of shoppers, too.
00:51:53Have you seen anything I've shown you, Mr. Meadle?
00:51:58Of course, Kimberly. My eyes have been wide open.
00:52:01Except when that buzzing, flying creature was trying to kill me.
00:52:04Yeah. I don't think they were. And you can call me Mrs. Bell.
00:52:12Is there a problem?
00:52:14In a syllable? Yes.
00:52:18We don't want to leave our home.
00:52:20Oh, Miss Bell, the bank's going to take it away from you.
00:52:25And there's the problem.
00:52:27And all I'm trying to do is help.
00:52:30No.
00:52:31All you're trying to do is help yourself by building another useless mall
00:52:36and make millions of dollars while destroying everything that's right in the world.
00:52:43And what my ass brought that on?
00:52:48You know, you may be a whiz at business and making money,
00:52:55but you don't have a clue about people's feelings.
00:52:58Your son was right.
00:53:01My son.
00:53:02And what did he tell you?
00:53:06About the same thing that you.
00:53:10You're so busy, so wrapped up in your work
00:53:12that you don't even know how to take care of yourself,
00:53:15let alone what's best for the planet.
00:53:18My son's future is all laid out for her, Miss Bell.
00:53:21And he will never go hungry.
00:53:22And I can't say the same for your kids if you don't sign these documents,
00:53:25which, by the way, is no longer on the table.
00:53:28Yeah, I know.
00:53:30It's on the floor.
00:53:31And if it's for my health,
00:53:32I have the best doctors in the world.
00:53:34I have the best help.
00:53:35I have the best of everything.
00:53:37And there is nothing, I repeat, nothing that's wrong with me.
00:53:41Oh!
00:53:42Oh!
00:53:43What is it?
00:53:44My back!
00:53:45Oh!
00:53:47Oh!
00:53:48My back, it's...
00:53:48I got a bad back, it's locked up.
00:53:50Here, grab my back, Pills.
00:53:52Those are in the briefcase.
00:53:53Oh!
00:53:56Oh, yeah.
00:53:58Oh, my God, these?
00:53:59They're useless.
00:54:00They just mask the pain.
00:54:02They don't do anything to solve the problem.
00:54:05Here, let me help you to the couch.
00:54:09Oh, my gosh.
00:54:11Oh!
00:54:12Your back is totally out of whack.
00:54:15I can help you with this.
00:54:17I need Dr. Hurt.
00:54:18Who?
00:54:19My back doctor.
00:54:21Your back doctor is named Dr. Hurt?
00:54:24What's your dentist?
00:54:25Dr. Decay?
00:54:27Oh, Miss Bell, I don't appreciate your sense of humor.
00:54:29A man of my position.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:31Which is almost horizontal.
00:54:34That may be.
00:54:35That doesn't mean I have to put up with your flippant attitude towards my current situation.
00:54:38You know, I think Paul's going to enjoy this.
00:54:42Oh, hang on.
00:54:44It's going to hurt a little bit.
00:54:45Oh!
00:54:45Oh!
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:08Oh.
00:55:08Oh.
00:55:08Oh.
00:55:09Oh.
00:55:09Oh.
00:57:48I don't think you're crazy.
00:57:49I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for why you can suddenly communicate with a horse.
00:57:55So tell me how it began.
00:57:59Okay, well, I was hiding from Pete and Craig because I kind of tricked them out of some money earlier.
00:58:05But that is only because they torture me every single morning of my life.
00:58:10Like, one morning, they moved my alarm clock just out of reach and then tied my foot to the bedpost.
00:58:17So when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:19So when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:21And I got up to turn it off to I can get up to it.
00:58:30And then I got up to get the right guy.
00:58:32And then I got up to him.
00:58:34And then I got up to get the right guy.
00:58:37So I'll be there.
00:58:39I'm sorry.
00:58:40and most recently they poured shaving cream in my hand while I was sleeping
00:59:09tickled my nose and I hit myself and you never told me about that one happened this morning
00:59:15and I really don't feel too bad about taking their money so skipping ahead you say you were
00:59:21hiding from your brothers and and I was in Horatio's stable and when they didn't find me
00:59:27and they finally left I got out closed the door and and the horseshoe fell and knocked her out cold
00:59:33exactly I think I missed a section there right you can't hear him stop chiming in Horatio
00:59:40so this horseshoe is above Horatio's stable so when I closed the door it fell clunked me in the head
00:59:50and when I woke up I could hear Horatio speaking to me okay so maybe we're dealing with a magical
00:59:56explanation rather than a rational one but at least we have the cause
01:00:00it is supposed to be a lucky horseshoe it's true
01:00:04wait maybe that's it since I'm the only one who got hit in the head maybe I'm the only one who
01:00:13could hear Horatio speaking I guess that's one theory well we can test it how hit him with the
01:00:19horseshoe and see what happens it's not a bad idea what's not a bad idea Horatio suggested that if I
01:00:27hit you with the horseshoe maybe you'll be able to hear him too that's a horrible idea
01:00:31why sounds like it involves pain no we don't have to do that hard how about a little tap on the head
01:00:38really okay but be gentle
01:00:43ow can you hear me did he say anything what we've got here is a failure to communicate let me try again
01:00:55hit him again wow can you hear me now anything I hear slight ringing sounds like we're on the
01:01:02right track hit him again harder ow how about now hear him now I can't hear anything now once more
01:01:11oh god Wes speak to me I knocked him out well that's what happened to you when he wakes up hopefully
01:01:25he'll be able to understand me yes if he wakes up I don't believe this the first guy I actually like
01:01:32and I kill him okay Wes wake up up and Adam time to wake up let's go
01:01:46hello Wes nice day isn't it yes mr. tree it's very nice I see you branching out all over
01:01:58here hey watch where you're stepping buddy sorry blades of grass I didn't see you growing there
01:02:08don't look a gift horse in the mouth hey I heard that you want to know what I heard
01:02:20Juliet is looking for you and she has something to say
01:02:24Horatio said you have something to tell me what is it yuck that did the trick I think I might
01:02:46have hit you a little too hard sorry you think because I don't even believe my brain's functioning
01:02:51anymore just drop the horseshoe okay and not on my head this time sorry it was a dumb move I should
01:02:59have never listened to a talking horse
01:03:01are you okay I feel like I have a hangover and I don't even drink well you know what they say
01:03:10you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him wink it's drink not wink
01:03:15oh right that makes sense why would you bring a horse to water to make him wink that's just silly
01:03:23besides I wink all the time well I drink too so I don't know what the point is actually saying all
01:03:28that it's a metaphor it means that everyone's supposed to take control of their own lives
01:03:33you can't force a person to do something they don't want to do which is probably why hitting
01:03:37someone in the head with a horseshoe isn't going to suddenly make them believe in something like
01:03:41being able to hear a talking horse exactly Wes who are you having this conversation with
01:03:49I was just responding to herish yo why are you staring at me like that he's he's talking
01:03:57oh not again
01:03:59you
01:04:05you
01:04:09you
01:04:11you
01:04:15you
01:04:19you
01:04:21you
01:04:23you
01:04:25oh my gosh I feel so good what did you do
01:04:50just a little alignment to get you back on
01:04:54this is amazing
01:04:56I haven't felt this good since since Bev
01:04:59what
01:05:00well my my wife used to give me back massages when we were together
01:05:06and uh
01:05:07I do miss that
01:05:09yeah well a man can miss a lot of things when he doesn't
01:05:14take a moment to stop and look around
01:05:17drink up
01:05:19what is this
01:05:21it's good for you
01:05:22drink it
01:05:23well I'm allergic to a lot of things
01:05:25I'm not supposed to have a lot of sugar or starch
01:05:27dairy's out of the question
01:05:28it's pretty much just fruits so
01:05:30don't be such a baby and drink this stuff
01:05:33if your doctors told you that living was bad for your health that you would seriously consider
01:05:41trying not to do it
01:05:42wow I can feel my nasal passages starting to open up
01:05:45yeah it's my own special herbal brand it's much better than that stuff you get on the shelves
01:05:51I can breathe
01:05:54I can actually breathe
01:05:56yeah
01:05:56and breathing is good for you I'm sure your doctors would not even disagree with that
01:06:02you know I used to own a home in the countryside
01:06:05had a lot of good times there
01:06:07well Wes was barely three when we moved to the city so he might not remember much of it
01:06:13that's a shame
01:06:14why did you leave
01:06:17well be closer to work
01:06:20and then when Bev left me
01:06:23I just had too many memories there so we sold the place
01:06:25yeah I guess it was time
01:06:29yeah well that's what I'm good at right buying and selling
01:06:36not so much on the long-term investment
01:06:38ask my ex-wives
01:06:40yeah that was Ryan's speciality building and developing
01:06:45but he was also good at nurturing the kids
01:06:48you're good at that too Miss Bell
01:06:49Kim
01:06:52Monty
01:06:54by the way do you have any more of this wonderful tea
01:06:58yeah
01:07:00I do
01:07:01and
01:07:03I'll take another look at those contracts too
01:07:07continue on your way Spawn
01:07:14can you
01:07:26come toó
01:07:27come toó
01:07:27huh
01:07:30huh
01:07:32huh
01:07:38Wesley? Wes? Now what are we going to do?
01:07:59I didn't do anything to him. He's just horsing around.
01:08:03No, he's passed out.
01:08:05Well, get the pail. Splash him.
01:08:09It's empty. I don't want to drown the poor guy.
01:08:12So, he just fell asleep?
01:08:14Pretty much.
01:08:16Then why don't you try what they do in all those stories?
01:08:19What stories?
01:08:20You know, the ones you used to read to me when we were growing up.
01:08:23About the prince and the princess.
01:08:25Which one?
01:08:26I don't know. It doesn't matter. They all end up the same way.
01:08:30The princess kisses the prince and he wakes up.
01:08:33No. The prince is always the one to kiss the princess. Not the other way around. Then she wakes up.
01:08:39It's never the other way around?
01:08:41No. Not unless the prince is a frog or some other type of animal. Then he turns into a prince.
01:08:48Is that why you were always kissing me when we were younger?
01:08:51It was worth a try.
01:08:53Well then, isn't it worth a shot? Come on. Be the first. Start a fashion.
01:09:00Your first kiss. I'm so proud. I wish I had a camera.
01:09:05Don't watch me.
01:09:21Juliet. Juliet.
01:09:26Is that all you can say?
01:09:27Wherefore art thou, Juliet?
01:09:30Sitting next to a pile of manure, if you must know.
01:09:34I had the strangest dream.
01:09:36That you were talking with Horatio?
01:09:38Yeah. But then I had another dream where I thought I woke up and...
01:09:42I was still talking to you?
01:09:44How you doing, Romeo?
01:09:49Is this like a dream within a dream within a nightmare?
01:09:53Depends. Did you think I kissed you in the dream or the nightmare?
01:09:58You kissed me? For real?
01:10:01Cool.
01:10:03So, that means this is...
01:10:06Really happening?
01:10:07A horse is talking to me. A horse is actually speaking. To me.
01:10:11He can speak to me, too.
01:10:13Jules, when the world finds out about this...
01:10:14Yeah, that's kind of the hard part. Remember?
01:10:18Oh, yeah. We can't exactly go around bashing people on the head with that thing.
01:10:22Some might get upset.
01:10:23And who knows how much luck is left in that horseshoe?
01:10:26There may be a limited supply.
01:10:28We have to find my dad.
01:10:29Yeah, and convince my mom not to sell.
01:10:32Not when there are miracles happening here.
01:10:34You're right. This discovery is a lot more important than another dumb shopping mall.
01:10:39Bring the horseshoe. Maybe if we both explain it to them.
01:10:41We'll be back.
01:10:44Not so fast.
01:10:46Nobody's leaving here until we settle a certain amount of debt.
01:10:49Yeah, you won some money from us earlier, and we want a rematch with a game you can't possibly cheat at.
01:10:54Cards.
01:10:56Really? You don't think people cheat at cards?
01:10:58Not the way we play.
01:10:59Not the way we play.
01:11:00Not the way we play.
01:11:01We'll be back.
01:11:02I'll be back.
01:11:03Let's go.
01:11:04Let's go.
01:11:05In the end, fall.
01:11:06Let's go.
01:11:08¶¶
01:11:38You've done a really beautiful job here, Kim.
01:11:51Did you decorate yourself?
01:11:54Mostly. Interior design has always been a hobby of mine.
01:11:58I'd say it's more than a hobby.
01:12:00Magical fingers, incredible tea, great taste.
01:12:04Could be the perfect woman.
01:12:06You cook?
01:12:08Okay, so nobody's perfect.
01:12:11But I do make a mean lasagna.
01:12:16You know, you were right about this.
01:12:18This is an amazing deal.
01:12:21I would be crazy not to take it.
01:12:23Plus, it'll be a big help next year when the boys go to college with their tuition.
01:12:28Well, feel free to have your lawyers look it over.
01:12:30Oh, they already have.
01:12:32Yeah, I emailed them the advanced copy you sent me.
01:12:36And they basically said I would be a fool not to take the deal.
01:12:40Oh.
01:12:42So?
01:12:44Well, I think I have proven to you that I am not a fool.
01:12:47No, no, no, you definitely are not.
01:12:53Okay, so I guess there is just one more question, Monty.
01:12:57Yes?
01:12:59Do you have a pen?
01:13:00Thanks.
01:13:01Thanks.
01:13:01Thanks.
01:13:02Thanks.
01:13:06Thanks.
01:13:36But you don't understand.
01:13:46We have to stop Mom from selling the land.
01:13:49There are magical properties in this horseshoe.
01:13:52She's right.
01:13:53And if we can figure out a way to capitalize on it, we can save your ranch.
01:13:56No, you don't understand.
01:13:58We don't want to save the ranch.
01:14:00Pete and I are going to move back to the city and become world-famous posers.
01:14:03Yeah, you guys are posers, all right.
01:14:06So, we want Mom to sell.
01:14:08There's no getting in the way of that.
01:14:09Now, we have some money to win back.
01:14:11This time, it's on our rules.
01:14:13No more two tens for a five.
01:14:15No more word games.
01:14:17It's time we're playing cards.
01:14:19These cards never lie.
01:14:21I don't know how to play cards.
01:14:23Well, it's very easy.
01:14:23I'll pick a card from the deck, bet you $10 versus everything you stole from us today.
01:14:28What's the game?
01:14:30You just have to guess the card.
01:14:32Simple, right?
01:14:35So, what card am I holding, jewels?
01:14:38Four of spades.
01:14:41Four of spades?
01:14:42Four of spades.
01:14:43What?
01:14:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:46Best two out of three.
01:14:50Now, what card am I holding?
01:14:52Ten of diamonds.
01:14:54Ten of diamonds.
01:14:56What the?
01:14:58Oh, come on.
01:14:59Seriously?
01:15:00Can you see what card am I holding?
01:15:04No.
01:15:06It's impossible.
01:15:07Well, only pretty boy can answer this time.
01:15:10So, what card am I holding, pretty boy?
01:15:13King of hearts.
01:15:16Oh, I don't know.
01:15:17I'm just going to have to take a wild guess, king of hearts.
01:15:22What the?
01:15:31Pete, what are you doing?
01:15:33I don't know.
01:15:34They guessed the cards.
01:15:35I don't know how.
01:15:36I can't explain it.
01:15:41That was actually kind of fun.
01:15:43That was actually kind of cheating, but you're right.
01:15:44It was fun.
01:15:45Shoot.
01:15:46I forgot the horseshoe.
01:15:47We'll just have to convince them without it.
01:15:49I just hope we're not too late.
01:15:51I can't believe you gave them all our money.
01:15:53They guessed the card.
01:15:54What was I supposed to do?
01:15:55Get our money back.
01:15:56That was the plan, idiot.
01:15:57Don't call me an idiot, moron.
01:15:58Don't call me a moron, idiot.
01:16:01How did that feel?
01:16:02Give me that.
01:16:02Did I knock some sciss into you?
01:16:07Yeah, let me give you back the change.
01:16:09Oh, did that hurt?
01:16:12Let me divert the pain.
01:16:13Kids, remember.
01:16:18Don't try this at home.
01:16:22If I could just chime in here for the record, I think you're both idiots.
01:16:27Who asked you?
01:16:28It is I, Horatio, king of all horses, ruler of the stable, drinker from the sacred bucket,
01:16:37and eater of the holy hay and foolish young boys.
01:16:42Those who toy with my magical horseshoe must endure my wrath.
01:16:47Please, no.
01:16:48We didn't mean it.
01:16:49Listen to me now or perish.
01:16:53What breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
01:16:56All breeds.
01:16:57Houses don't jump.
01:17:00What part of a horse has the most hair?
01:17:03The outside.
01:17:06What do you call a horse wearing a Venetian blind?
01:17:10A zebra.
01:17:11Oh, God.
01:17:13Make it stop.
01:17:14That one didn't even make sense.
01:17:16Don't worry, boys.
01:17:17I got a million of them.
01:17:19What's a horse's favorite sickness?
01:17:21Hay fever.
01:17:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:43Trust me.
01:17:44You won't be sorry.
01:17:47Well, I guess one can't stand in the way of progress.
01:17:52Mom, no, you can't sign.
01:17:53You promised.
01:17:54Dad, did you close the deal?
01:17:56Look around, son.
01:17:58It's all ours.
01:17:59Jules, I know you're upset, but believe me, it's for the best.
01:18:03No, you're wrong.
01:18:05They can't tear down this place.
01:18:06It will destroy the magic.
01:18:08What will happen to Horatio?
01:18:10She's right, Dad.
01:18:11This isn't a normal ranch.
01:18:12It's special.
01:18:15It's one of a kind.
01:18:17The people or the place?
01:18:20Both.
01:18:21They have a talking horse.
01:18:23I know it sounds insane, but he really can talk.
01:18:26It's true, Mom.
01:18:27Not everyone can hear him, but if I just smash you around with...
01:18:30Jules, enough with the games.
01:18:33We'll be happy in the city.
01:18:34You'll see.
01:18:35It'll just take a little getting used to.
01:18:38Oh, where are your brothers?
01:18:39I want to give them the good news.
01:18:40Dad, trust me.
01:18:41Just one swift hit on the head with that thing and you'll see.
01:18:44Don't worry about the brain damage.
01:18:46It'll pass.
01:18:47That won't be necessary, son.
01:18:48I've seen the light and this place is going to be huge.
01:18:51People are going to come from miles around.
01:18:53But it does require one special ingredient to make the whole thing work.
01:18:57I will absolutely need Miss Bell to manage the place.
01:19:01You know, I don't know anything about running a mall.
01:19:04Well, you know just about everything else.
01:19:07And once people come and drink your amazing tea, breathe in the air, and you get away from
01:19:11the city, they're going to feel 20 years younger.
01:19:14I know.
01:19:14I'm not just the owner.
01:19:16I'm also a client.
01:19:17So welcome to Bell and Beetle's Wonder Ranch, where dreams come true.
01:19:21How's that sound?
01:19:22Monty, do you mean it?
01:19:25You mean we can stay?
01:19:26Dad, are you feeling okay?
01:19:28The answer is yes, yes, and a big fat yes.
01:19:31I've never felt better.
01:19:33And what about Horatio?
01:19:34Horatio can stay.
01:19:35The animals can stay.
01:19:36We'll get more animals.
01:19:37I want to build this place up to be the most fantastic ranch for humans and animals alike.
01:19:41Let them intermingle.
01:19:42People can pet the animals.
01:19:44Can talk to the animals.
01:19:45And some of them might even talk back to you.
01:19:47When did you decide to do all of this?
01:19:49Well, I believe I came down with something since we first arrived here.
01:19:54Oh, really?
01:19:54Is it contagious?
01:19:56I believe so.
01:19:58It comes about when someone gets too far away from their past.
01:20:02I believe I'm homesick.
01:20:05Dad, did you just make a joke?
01:20:08I don't know.
01:20:09Do bad jokes count?
01:20:10Around here they do.
01:20:11Just ask Horatio.
01:20:13We have to tell Horatio.
01:20:15I love you, Mom.
01:20:16You too, Dad.
01:20:17This is great.
01:20:19Well, I think I finally made my son proud.
01:20:23I think the kids have really hit it off.
01:20:26Yeah, with horseshoes.
01:20:28Is that a joke?
01:20:31Watch out.
01:20:32You could just become funny.
01:20:34Yeah?
01:20:35I'll work on it.
01:20:36How about you give me lessons over dinner tonight, Kimberly?
01:20:38Do you like lasagna?
01:20:39I think it may soon become one of my favorite dishes.
01:20:43I can't believe we did it.
01:21:12We didn't even have to prove Horatio could speak.
01:21:15Perhaps it's better if we keep that secret to ourselves.
01:21:18If word gets out that we have a talking horse, everyone will start trying to exploit him.
01:21:22There will be t-shirts, lunch boxes, marketing gimmicks galore.
01:21:26Someone will probably even make a movie about him.
01:21:28Yeah, I guess you're right.
01:21:30We don't need another talking horse movie.
01:21:35No more.
01:21:36No more bad jokes.
01:21:39No more.
01:21:40No more bad jokes.
01:21:41Just stop.
01:21:42Last, Dad, please.
01:21:43Let it out.
01:21:44It has to stop.
01:21:45Last, Dad, please.
01:21:46Just let it out.
01:21:47That was odd.
01:21:49I wonder what that was about.
01:21:51There's nothing like a friend
01:21:54To lift you when you're down
01:21:56To spin your world around
01:21:59To make it fun again
01:22:01We're not here all alone
01:22:04Even if we spend some time alone
01:22:08It helps you know
01:22:09There's a place to go
01:22:11Cause you and me
01:22:14Is how it's meant to be
01:22:17Laughing with each other
01:22:19Through the years
01:22:21Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho
01:22:27I wonder what it's meant to be
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