00:00I actually came over to ask if you, I mean, to see if you wanted to, or if you're available,
00:11or interested.
00:14Never mind.
00:17My name is Chad Johnson, and I'm not your typical black guy.
00:21I shop at Hollister, I listen to rock music, and I think 2 Chainz is just a fancy name
00:25for a hardware store.
00:27You're an enigma.
00:29Hey, I'm shaking off the haters.
00:31Chad, your parents are blacker than you.
00:34I see that books aren't the only thing we're here to check out.
00:38She's not interested, Mike. I mean, look at her.
00:41She's into black guys.
00:44And when I say black man, I mean black men.
00:48I'm fully aware of my ethnic limitations.
00:51I need an urban transformation.
00:54You look different.
00:57So you think being black is just a character you play?
01:01I'm too whitewashed to be accepted by blacks.
01:04Too black to be fully embraced by whites.
01:06Jasmine?
01:07Barbara?
01:08I think we both know why I'm here.
01:12I feel like he's gonna take one look at her.
01:16And nobody's missed all these years.
01:18Chad, Jasmine is your birth mother.
01:21Why now? I gave up on this sort of thing a long time ago.
01:26Where you come from matters.
01:29You better not catch you at one of these damn demonstrations.
01:32All this new age shenanigans. Black people carrying on like white people.
01:41You don't know anything about me.
01:43I close my eyes to see.
01:46Everything comes alive.
01:49And only these dreams keep me.
01:52Perfect visions are in my mind.
01:55And maybe you'll see one day.
01:58All that I've seen, you'll know.
02:01You can't believe.
02:02Just close your eyes with me.
02:05Imagination.
02:08Damn, girl.
02:09You can't be bringing an eye candy like this and not sharing with the rest of us thirsty bitches.
02:13You better hold on to his manhood with a vice script.
02:16Okay.
02:17Okay.
