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00:00What's up, man? We got to the club?
00:02What's up?
00:02We got to the club, I'm on.
00:04I got to go to the club.
00:05Club?
00:06Shit.
00:07Yo, boys. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
00:09Hold on.
00:10Excuse me.
00:11How you doing?
00:13What's up?
00:14My name is Tico. How you doing?
00:16I don't got no name.
00:17You said what?
00:18I don't got no name.
00:19Why, you scared? Come over here. I ain't trying to hurt you.
00:21What you mean? What's up?
00:22You got a boyfriend?
00:23Yeah, I got a boyfriend.
00:24Where he at?
00:25Why? On your mind?
00:26I'm trying to talk to you. Come over here real quick.
00:28But they ain't got to talk to what?
00:29I can't talk to you.
00:30They ain't got to talk about you.
00:31Come over here real quick.
00:32No.
00:33I got to show you something.
00:34You're trying to tell me.
00:35Come.
00:36What?
00:37You look good. Let me see.
00:39What?
00:40What's your name?
00:41You said I need a car?
00:42Yeah, you walking or something.
00:44You've been posted up at the gas station since.
00:46Like, you ain't got no car.
00:47You have a goo in there.
00:48Okay, you too.
00:55This your goo?
00:56Huh?
00:57This your goo?
00:58Huh?
00:59You see this?
01:00Oh, this is nice.
01:01What?
01:02Why you all up on me now?
01:04Because I like your car.
01:05You got a nice car.
01:06This is one of my favorite cars.
01:07What car is this?
01:08A Ferrari, I guess.
01:09I don't know.
01:10But it looks nice.
01:11Damn.
01:12You said it's a Ferrari?
01:13Yeah, I think so.
01:14This look like a Ferrari to you?
01:16I don't know.
01:17I don't look good.
01:18Can I touch it?
01:19Can I touch it?
01:20No.
01:21What?
01:22I don't even know your name.
01:23You just rejected me right now.
01:24That wasn't me.
01:25I was having a bad day.
01:26You so jumpy and shit.
01:27Why you so excited?
01:28Because, like, I like your car so much.
01:30I just told you, don't touch my car, please.
01:31I'm sorry.
01:32What you do for a living?
01:33Are you rich?
01:34I mean...
01:35You look rich.
01:36I like rich men.
01:37You like rich men?
01:38Yeah.
01:39You say you had a boyfriend out there.
01:40Is your boyfriend rich?
01:41No.
01:42You look like you got more money than my boyfriend.
01:43So what?
01:44Now you like me now because I got more money?
01:45Yeah, you look good.
01:46I was good.
01:47Yeah, you look good.
01:48So what you was getting into?
01:49Whatever you want to get into.
01:50I do.
01:51Please don't touch my car.
01:52I'm sorry.
01:53Whatever you want to get into.
01:54How come?
01:55I was so fast.
01:56You were switching on.
01:57I was so fast.
01:58You were switching on.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00I was so fast.
02:01You were switching on.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:03I was so fast.
02:04You were switching up all of a sudden.
02:06I mean, I like what I see.
02:07Come over here.
02:08I mean, I like what I see, though.
02:09I like what I see, so...
02:10You like what you see?
02:11Yeah, like...
02:12You didn't like what you see when I tried to approach you?
02:14I mean, my apologies, you know what I'm saying?
02:16I didn't know you was riding like that.
02:17So if I didn't have this, what you trying to say?
02:19Nothing.
02:20I would still talk to you.
02:21You would?
02:22Yeah.
02:23So how come you didn't talk to me right now?
02:24I wasn't focused.
02:26But you my type, though.
02:27You don't look focused.
02:28You look like you just saying bullshit.
02:29No, you my type.
02:30You look good.
02:31I look good.
02:32I look good sitting in this car.
02:33Who say you look good, though?
02:34We go together real bad.
02:35You think so?
02:36I think so.
02:37What's your name?
02:38My name is Renee.
02:39Renee, let me get a 360, Renee.
02:40You look shit.
02:41Where you...
02:42Okay.
02:43Where you going to?
02:44I'm coming home with you.
02:45You coming home with me?
02:46Yeah.
02:47I don't feel like I can trust you, though.
02:48Why you can't trust me?
02:50Cause, like, you switched up so fast.
02:52I know you not looking for me so fast like that.
02:54I ain't switched up.
02:55I'm here, baby.
02:56I'm here to stay.
02:57You don't want none of this?
02:58Shit, I mean, let me get another 360.
02:59You kind of look good.
03:00You a stripper?
03:01No.
03:02What?
03:03It wasn't a joke.
03:04Are you a rich ?
03:06You got them coins?
03:07This is my car.
03:08You see the keys in my hand, right?
03:09Okay.
03:10Well, let's take a ride, then.
03:11Let's spin the road.
03:12You want to take a ride?
03:13Mm-hmm.
03:14Where you want to go?
03:15Wherever you want to go.
03:16I'm new to this area.
03:17I don't really know, like, no spots around here.
03:19I mean, it's a poppy steak up the street.
03:21What type of food is that?
03:22They sell steak, of course.
03:24It's called poppy steak.
03:25Steak?
03:26Mm-hmm.
03:27You going to pay?
03:28Is that expensive?
03:29Am I going to pay?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Hold on.
03:32Let me set it up.
03:33Let me see what poppy steak is.
03:34Sure, why not?
03:35It's a very expensive restaurant for people who drive cars like this.
03:40Probably steak.
03:41Oh, that's a high-end place.
03:43Yeah, a five-star restaurant for a five-star female, right?
03:46So, yeah.
03:47You going to pay, right?
03:48Yeah, I'm going to pay.
03:49Yeah?
03:50Sure.
03:51How come?
03:52Can I ride?
03:53I'm not used to girls saying yes to paying.
03:54I mean, because I just like your car, and I just like you.
03:57So, I mean, that's respectable.
03:59You honest.
04:00Uh-huh.
04:01But let me ask you something, though.
04:02If I didn't have this car, you would have not paid.
04:04That's what you're trying to say, right?
04:05Um...
04:08I don't know.
04:09What you mean you don't know?
04:13I don't know.
04:14Do I tell the truth?
04:15Man, we grown.
04:16What you mean?
04:17What you mean you don't know?
04:18You knew not to talk to me when you didn't know that was mine.
04:22You're right.
04:23And then when you know it's mine, you know to talk to me now, huh?
04:25Because, yeah, because you got money now.
04:27I got money.
04:28You like money?
04:29Yeah, I love money.
04:30Yeah?
04:31What you do for a living?
04:32Um...
04:33Um, I'm unemployed right now.
04:35You're unemployed?
04:36So, how you make money?
04:37Because dudes give me money.
04:41Dudes give me money.
04:43And I was trying to say if you're going to give me some money because you got this, you know, you're looking pretty rich over here.
04:48Yeah.
04:49So, let me get this.
04:50Hold on, you got me confused.
04:51Come over here real quick.
04:52Come over here, y'all.
04:53Stand right.
04:54Okay.
04:55Because y'all, you look good next to the trash and shit.
04:56Oh, wow.
04:57That's how you feel about me?
04:58That's how I feel.
04:59What you mean?
05:00That's crazy that you feel...
05:01What you talking about?
05:02You drunk?
05:03No, I'm not drunk.
05:04Put my new meal for me.
05:05Okay.
05:06What's your number?
05:07What you mean?
05:08That's crazy that you feel...
05:09What you talking about?
05:10You drunk?
05:11Okay.
05:12No, I'm not drunk.
05:13Put my new meal for me.
05:14Okay.
05:15What's your number?
05:16786.
05:17Yeah, you do.
05:18Nah.
05:19Go ahead.
05:20Okay.
05:21786.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:239-1-1.
05:24Uh-huh.
05:25That's how you catch a gold digger.
05:26Oh, really?
05:27That's how you feel about me?
05:28You know what a gold digger is?
05:29Yeah, and I'm not...
05:30You need some knowledge up here.
05:31You feel like you kind of...
05:32You an airhead or something?
05:33Um, I've been told before.
05:34Oh, yeah?
05:35Yeah.
05:36So, is it coincidence or not?
05:37I don't know.
05:38I don't think I am.
05:39Like, I was trying to...
05:40I probably look weird running up to you, right?
05:41But it's like, I didn't want you to go.
05:42Right.
05:43I was trying to get to know you.
05:44You know, you my type and stuff.
05:45We do look good together.
05:46Right.
05:47But the attitude is...
05:48I don't know.
05:49I don't know.
05:50I don't know.
05:51I don't know.
05:52I don't know.
05:53I don't know.
05:54I don't know.
05:55I don't know.
05:56You do look good together.
05:57Right.
05:58But the attitude you gave me and shit is like...
06:00Oh, this nigga.
06:01I'm too good for him.
06:02I am.
06:03But once you see me...
06:04Oh, the coupe.
06:05McLaren.
06:06Right.
06:07Oh, and there's a McLaren, by the way.
06:08It ain't no Ferrari.
06:09Oh, I'm sorry.
06:10I don't do Ferraris.
06:11I got bored of Ferraris already.
06:12Alright?
06:13Yeah, I'm sorry.
06:14Like I was saying, you seen the car, then nah, you switch up and shit.
06:17Like, I wasn't your type back then or something?
06:19You was.
06:20So, then what was all the ruckus about?
06:23I was just having a bad day today, honestly.
06:26So, you took it out on me?
06:27Yeah.
06:28What do I got to do with you having a bad day?
06:30I don't know.
06:32But I'm here now, so I'm just trying to figure out.
06:36I'm trying to figure out what's your intentions, because I feel like you're using me for the car,
06:41and you don't really care about me as a person.
06:43No, I do care about you.
06:44You do?
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46What's my name?
06:47Um...
06:48I forgot.
06:54I'm sorry.
07:03You don't want to talk to me anymore?
07:05You said what?
07:06You don't want to talk to me anymore?
07:07Why should I?
07:08Because I look good.
07:10I look good, too.
07:12And we both look good in this car.
07:14Yeah, me and my car look good.
07:16And you look good next to the trash.
07:18Wow.
07:19Why you saying mean to me?
07:20You know, let me tell you something.
07:23I was running a test on you this whole time.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:26You know that?
07:27Right.
07:28Check this out.
07:30Look at my family.
07:31Come here.
07:32See how I called you over here?
07:33Uh-huh.
07:34You see that over there?
07:35Uh-huh.
07:36That's the camera.
07:37Uh-huh.
07:38I've been recording this the whole time.
07:39When I was over there, it was a whole setup.
07:41Are you serious?
07:42I was trying to test you secretly.
07:43Don't walk with me if you know.
07:45Wow.
07:46You a gold digger.
07:47No, I'm not.
07:48I don't like gold diggers.
07:50You feel me?
07:51Wow.
07:52Uh-huh.
07:53I work hard for my shit.
07:54You talking about a man give you money, this and this and that.
07:55What you think of life, man?
07:58Look, I'm going to do you a favor.
07:59Just get out of my face.
08:00You ain't going.
08:01No poppy state.
08:02Whatever the **** you talking about.
08:03Are you serious?
08:04What the fuck?
08:06Forget you to me.
08:07I don't care.
08:08Make sure y'all hit that subscribe button, man.
08:12It's your boy Tico Dior back with another episode.
08:15I'll catch you guys in the next one.
08:17Make sure you follow my Instagram, Tico Dior.
08:19Follow my Snapchat, Tico Dior.
08:21Everything Tico Dior, man.
08:23We gone.
08:24We gone.
08:27Oh, wow.
08:28Excuse me.
08:29Sorry to bother you.
08:30How you doing?
08:31You look very nice.
08:32Thanks.
08:33What's your name?
08:34D?
08:35D.
08:36I'm Tico.
08:37Nice to meet you.
08:38Nice to meet you too.
08:39My bad.
08:40Bobby, I see you go inside a gas station.
08:41It's raining and stuff.
08:42Let me get your number.
08:43I'll take you out to dinner.
08:44I don't give out my number.
08:45Sorry.
08:46You didn't give out your number?
08:47No.
08:48Well, what's wrong?
08:49I have a boyfriend.
08:50You have a boyfriend?
08:51Yeah.
08:52I ain't even trying to get into that.
08:53I'm just trying to get to know you a little bit.
08:55I feel like we could have something going on.
08:57No, I can't have no friends.
08:58Sorry.
08:59Well, let me get your Instagram, man.
09:00We'll keep it at that.
09:01I don't have Instagram either.
09:03You don't have Instagram?
09:04No.
09:05Is it because?
09:06I deleted it.
09:07You deleted it?
09:08Yeah.
09:09All right.
09:10Well, it's cool.
09:11You have a good one there.
09:12You look very nice.
09:14Have a nice day.
09:15Look, if I was your boyfriend, I wouldn't have you walking though.
09:16Just saying.
09:17You're cleaning the car.
09:19Because I'm cleaning the car.
09:20It's cool.
09:21You're cleaning the car, so.
09:23So, what is it?
09:24I'm working right now.
09:25You're working.
09:26I'm working right now.
09:27I'm making money.
09:28Yeah, but like, actually, if I'm, you would have to be like, you would have to make a little
09:35bit more money to.
09:36To talk to?
09:37Yeah.
09:38All right.
09:39Sustain my lifestyle.
09:40I think she fell for it.
09:41Let's see if she fell for it.
09:42Let's see if she fell for it.
09:55Let's see if she fell for it.
09:56Not enough.
09:57Come on.
09:58Maybe it's the right here.
09:59I'm not going to have to get me going.
10:00I'm not going to have to do it.
10:01Like, I'm not going to have to take the car in my life.
10:02To the car.
10:03To the car.
10:04Man, you know, it's cool.
10:20She tried to clown me from my work.
10:22Little does she know this is my car.
10:27Once she see me out, you know, she gonna change her mind.
10:32Let me go outside so she can notice.
10:34Is that your car?
10:43Is that your car?
10:44What's that?
10:45Is that your car?
10:46I can't really hear you.
10:47Is that your car?
10:48Yeah, it's my car.
10:49Let me turn it on.
10:50Hold on, I can't hear you.
10:52Gold digger to get exposed.
10:57What are you saying?
10:58That's your car?
10:58You like it?
10:59Yeah, I like it.
11:00It's real nice.
11:00Thank you, thank you.
11:01I like the color.
11:02You like the color?
11:02Yeah.
11:03I like the color you got on, too.
11:05Well, we match.
11:06Huh?
11:07Yeah, you got a little pink on your shirt.
11:08You think we match right now?
11:09A little bit, just a little bit.
11:11So what does that mean?
11:11We have a connection?
11:13Just a little one, maybe.
11:14Oh, you think so now, huh?
11:15Yeah.
11:15So how you doing?
11:17I'm good, and you?
11:18Good, good.
11:18Where you headed to?
11:20I'm actually about to go home now.
11:21Where you coming from?
11:22You look like you were, you know, having fun somewhere.
11:25Yeah, I was at a gig.
11:26I can't hear you.
11:27Get closer.
11:27I was at a gig.
11:28You were at a gig?
11:29Yeah.
11:29What is that?
11:30Oh, like a...
11:31I dance.
11:31Oh, okay, okay.
11:33So, okay, I get it.
11:34Now makes sense.
11:35You look very good.
11:36You look good yourself.
11:37I look good now.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Did I look good when I was trying to talk to you out there?
11:41Yeah.
11:42Yeah?
11:43Yeah.
11:44Well, you look very hesitant.
11:45I feel like you're not saying the truth.
11:47Yeah, you look good.
11:48It was just...
11:49It was just what?
11:51I just didn't think you had the means to sustain my life.
11:54Help me sustain my lifestyle.
11:55Why?
11:56Because you saw me scrubbing the window?
11:57Yeah, you said you were working.
11:59Yeah, you know, I'm working.
12:00I'm cleaning my window in my car.
12:02That made it seem like it was your job.
12:04Yeah, but say it was my job.
12:06Like, would that be a problem?
12:08I'm confused.
12:09A little bit.
12:11How?
12:12Just because I know, like, my job...
12:15Uh-huh.
12:16I don't know.
12:17I just wouldn't feel comfortable.
12:18So you think I wouldn't, like, afford you a child?
12:20Yeah, you wouldn't be able to...
12:21So that's why you rejected me?
12:23Yeah.
12:24And now you see, like, this is my car,
12:26and now you give me a second chance.
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:29It kind of sounds shitty.
12:30How do you think that?
12:31Like, how do you think that sounds?
12:33Kind of shitty, but...
12:34I respect the honesty.
12:35Yeah, it's honest.
12:36I respect the honesty, but it's like, damn.
12:39How do you think that sounds on my part?
12:42I see what you're saying, but that's in the past.
12:45That's in the past.
12:46Pretty cool.
12:47That's in the past.
12:47So you're trying to get over that?
12:48That's what you're saying?
12:49Yeah, we're getting over this.
12:50All right.
12:51So tell me a little about yourself,
12:52since you're real interested in me now.
12:55So, like, what do you want to know?
12:57I don't really want to know anything.
12:59I just want to know why you're switching up.
13:00You know what I'm saying?
13:01I told you why originally.
13:03You haven't gave me a good reason.
13:05You know what I'm saying?
13:05I told you why I originally declined you.
13:07Okay.
13:09Because I look broke, is what you're saying.
13:11So basically, you, like, losing money,
13:13and you like people to just maintain you,
13:16in a way.
13:17It's what you're saying.
13:17That's the vibe you're giving me.
13:18You know what I'm saying?
13:19That, when you put it that way,
13:20it sounds real bad.
13:22So what way can I put it in?
13:23Let me hear it in your way.
13:25Somebody who makes, like, a similar,
13:26like, income to me.
13:29Yeah?
13:30Similar or higher.
13:31Similar or higher income.
13:32Yeah.
13:33How you know what my income was?
13:35Well, you told me your job was to clean the window,
13:37so I just assumed it was lower than mine.
13:39That's your problem, you know?
13:40That's what you get for assuming.
13:41You're judging a book by its cover.
13:45See why you can't judge a book by its cover?
13:46Now you feel shitty.
13:48You know what I'm saying?
13:49Now you feel dumb.
13:51It was a learning lesson.
13:53Nah, it's just you.
13:53You can't go based on materialistic stuff.
13:56You know what I'm saying?
13:57You can't.
13:57Nah, you know what I'm saying?
13:58Now the table's turned.
14:00It was like, nah, you want to talk to me.
14:02The world is kind of materialistic.
14:03Don't worry about the world.
14:04I'm talking about you.
14:05You know what I'm saying?
14:06Yeah.
14:07So it's like, what you think going on here?
14:10I'm just trying to, you know,
14:11be on the same page with you.
14:12That's all.
14:12Okay, so can I apologize then?
14:14You want to apologize?
14:15Yeah.
14:16I mean, it's cool.
14:17I apologize, but I won't forget.
14:20You can forget.
14:22I apologize, but I won't forget.
14:24You know what I'm saying?
14:26I can't believe you said what you said.
14:28Like, because I was cleaning the window,
14:29I couldn't get your number.
14:31Yeah.
14:31But if I had on ice out chains and diamonds
14:34and all that, you know what I'm saying?
14:36Then I would have got your number off rip, huh?
14:38I wouldn't say off rip, but more likely.
14:42Are you?
14:45But it's crazy.
14:46Like, I don't know why girls come in like that nowadays.
14:49Like, back then, stuff wasn't like this.
14:51You know what I'm saying?
14:51Yeah.
14:52It was like, you're only going off base
14:54on materialistic things.
14:55It's crazy.
14:58But let me clean up the inside.
15:00I'm going to hop inside,
15:01and I don't know if you want to keep talking or not.
15:03Yeah, we could continue the conversation in the car.
15:05All right.
15:05Let me clean up the inside for you.
15:07All right.
15:07Clean up the inside for her.
15:15She ain't going nowhere.
15:17Make sure I hit the subscribe button if you're new, man.
15:19Look at her.
15:37Wow, she look nice.
15:53I'm going to try to catch her before she leaves.
15:55If you're new to the channel,
15:56never been here before,
15:57I'll go by the name of Tico Dior.
15:58Excuse me.
16:00Here you look.
16:00My name is Tico.
16:02You look very beautiful.
16:04Where you from?
16:06I'm Hawaii.
16:06You want to know where I'm from?
16:07No, I've just seen you inside the gas station.
16:09You look very nice,
16:10and, you know,
16:10I figured I'd talk to you.
16:12No, I have a boyfriend.
16:13Oh, you have a man?
16:14Yeah.
16:14Oh, how long have you been in a relationship for?
16:16Two years.
16:17Okay, so that's, like, your problem.
16:19I'm trying to be, you know,
16:20like a friend or something like that.
16:21A blessing to your life.
16:23My man got money.
16:24Oh, he got money.
16:25That's what you like?
16:27Well, no, but that helps me a lot.
16:30That helps you a lot?
16:30Yeah.
16:31So why'd you bring that up?
16:32No, I'm just saying...
16:33No, we're not talking about money.
16:34Why you got to say your man got money?
16:36I'm telling you because I got a man,
16:38and, yeah, he got everything I want.
16:39We having a conversation.
16:41Oh, he got everything you want?
16:42Yeah.
16:43Which is what?
16:43Money?
16:44Nah, but...
16:45I do like his money, too, so...
16:47That's what you're making it seem like.
16:48I don't like broke man.
16:50Well, where do I look to you?
16:52You know, I'm just trying to, you know,
16:53have a conversation with you.
16:55Maybe get your contact,
16:56take you out to a nice restaurant.
16:57No, no, thank you.
16:58All right.
16:59I don't change.
16:59That's cool.
17:00All right.
17:03She got a man.
17:05She got a stand on that.
17:06Oh, she coming back.
17:18Look at her.
17:20Change your mind quick, right?
17:27Yo, so, can we talk?
17:29Oh, you want to speak to me now?
17:30Yeah.
17:32Why you want to speak to me now?
17:34You know, I was thinking, and I don't...
17:38You seem like you're confused and stuff.
17:40You clearly said...
17:41Man, I didn't really mean to say what I told you right there.
17:44Like, I wasn't thinking right.
17:46So, what made you change your mind?
17:48I got so many questions, I'm confused.
17:50I think we can actually get to know each other.
17:52You want to get to know me now?
17:53I'm confused, though.
17:54You clearly just said what you said, you know?
17:57So, I kept you...
17:58Right, but we can get to know each other.
18:00You can get to know me.
18:00You want to get to know me now?
18:01You want to get to know me now?
18:01Yeah.
18:02What makes you think I want to get to know you, though?
18:05I mean...
18:06It's a good opportunity.
18:08Yeah, you think it's a good opportunity?
18:10Yeah.
18:10What makes you think that?
18:12I mean, you get to know me.
18:13I get to know you.
18:15I mean, you said you got a boyfriend, right?
18:17And you like his money.
18:18Okay, but I just don't like his money like that.
18:22Like, I said it helps me.
18:23It helps you.
18:24All right.
18:25You know, I saw you side of gas station, you know?
18:27I didn't really want to talk to you because there was a lot of people in there, so...
18:30Right.
18:31I waited until you got outside and you said what you said, so that stuck with me in my mind.
18:35Right, but I'm sorry.
18:36I didn't mean to say it like that.
18:38So, what did you really mean to say if it wasn't that?
18:42Like, I did want to get to know you, but I was indecisive.
18:45I mean, it was weird.
18:46I asked for your number, too.
18:47You remember?
18:48Yeah.
18:49Why you didn't give me your number?
18:50You know, I feel like I asked all the questions and you just, you know, declined all of them.
18:54Okay, yeah.
18:55I know.
18:56I messed up, like, really bad.
18:58But we can get to know each other.
18:59You want to get to know me?
19:00It's on you right now, so...
19:02Well, what do you mean it's on me?
19:04You know, we just having a conversation.
19:06Yeah, but we can get to know each other.
19:08You talking about you want to get to know each other, but you're not really asking anything.
19:11Like, how are we going to get to know each other?
19:13What are you working?
19:15You worried and, too.
19:16You interested in what do I do?
19:18Yeah, I mean, that's something interesting.
19:22Yeah?
19:22So, why are you so interested in what I work in?
19:24You didn't ask me what I work in at first.
19:27All right, but I'm asking you now.
19:29That's what I'm saying.
19:30I'm just trying to, you know, be on the same page as you.
19:32Why are you asking me now?
19:34Well, I'm trying to get to know you, and, I mean, I think that's something very important in getting to know you.
19:39All right, so you interested in what I do for work?
19:41Yeah.
19:42You know, I'm a little businessman.
19:44I do a couple things and stuff.
19:47All right.
19:47I do a couple things.
19:49I got a couple properties.
19:50Where are you heading to now?
19:51Where am I what?
19:51Where are you heading to now?
19:52Where am I heading to?
19:54Probably go to a restaurant.
19:56Fill my stomach up.
19:57I've been hungry all day.
19:58That's nice.
19:59That's really what I was going to, you know, try to offer you, take you out to the last restaurant, you know?
20:04Yeah.
20:04Get to know each other a little bit.
20:05We can go now.
20:06You want to go?
20:07You hungry?
20:08Yeah.
20:09Well, what type of food do you like?
20:11Sushi.
20:13Well, you say your man got money.
20:15You should maybe tell your man to take you, right?
20:17Okay, but, like, he won't figure it out.
20:19Plus, it's not like we're that serious either.
20:22Yeah, not that serious.
20:23You say you've been with him two years.
20:25Right, but, like, you know, relationships get tiring, too, and stuff, so.
20:30All right.
20:30So, you're tired of your man.
20:31You're trying to try something different, right?
20:33Yeah.
20:34You're trying to hop on this side now.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Right, right, right, right.
20:37Okay.
20:38How long have you been in Miami for?
20:39Or you were born here?
20:40What?
20:41You were born in Miami?
20:42Yeah.
20:43All right.
20:43So, what do you do?
20:45What do I do?
20:45Yeah, you're interested in what I do.
20:47I'm trying to see what you do.
20:49Well, I've been modeling in Miami.
20:52All right.
20:52I met a lot of models.
20:53That's funny.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Seems like a lot of girls out here are really, like, good at modeling.
20:58Mm-hmm.
20:59How long have you been doing that for?
21:01Oh, I kind of just started.
21:03It's been, like, four months around there.
21:06Four months?
21:07Yeah.
21:07Oh, okay.
21:09And where do you see yourself in five years?
21:13With your man and his money?
21:15No.
21:16Could be with you.
21:17Could be with me now?
21:18Yeah.
21:19All right.
21:20You think we got something going on?
21:22Yeah.
21:23You think this is, like, long-term or short-term?
21:25Long-term, definitely.
21:27Oh, yeah?
21:28Yeah.
21:28The conversation we had out there ain't really, like, give it long-term vibes, you don't
21:31think?
21:32Okay, but I already told you, like, my bad.
21:35Didn't mean that to happen.
21:36All right.
21:38Let me hop outside of the car.
21:40We'll chop it up.
21:40Okay.
21:45I already know she'll go, digger, fellas.
21:47Smash that light, man.
21:58You interested in me now?
22:00Yeah.
22:00Now you got me out the car?
22:02All right.
22:03Let's calm and see.
22:03All right.
22:04What's up?
22:05How you doing?
22:06How's it going?
22:07I'm Jade.
22:08Jade.
22:08Okay.
22:09Nice to meet you, Jade.
22:10Nice to probably meet you out there, you know.
22:12I don't know what that was.
22:14Man, I didn't really mean to say that.
22:15And don't leave it on my car.
22:16I just pee what you're doing.
22:17Oh, my bad.
22:18You see, it's crazy, right?
22:20Don't get too comfortable.
22:22You got me outside.
22:22You got my time.
22:23Mm-hmm.
22:24You know?
22:24I don't want to waste my time.
22:25So, what's up?
22:26What are you talking about?
22:27So, you can go eat or whatever you want to do.
22:31All right.
22:31But I don't want to eat.
22:33I want to get to know you, you know.
22:34I don't want to just sit there with somebody I don't know and pay for somebody's stuff that
22:37I don't know and not have a good time.
22:39You know what I'm saying?
22:40All right.
22:40So, what do you want to know about me?
22:43I just want to be on the same page.
22:44I want you to be honest with me.
22:45Are you talking to me for, like, my state of being?
22:51I actually think you're really my type.
22:53All right.
22:53I'm your type now.
22:54Yeah.
22:54Okay.
22:55My question, what do you like about me?
22:59I like all about you.
23:00What do you mean?
23:00It's not like you stuttering.
23:01You have second thoughts.
23:02What do you like about me?
23:04I'm not stuttering.
23:06So, what do you like about me?
23:08Everything.
23:09You're saying a lot, but you ain't really saying nothing.
23:13Like, physically.
23:13I think, like, if I get to know you more, like, we can actually get to be something.
23:18Okay, cool.
23:19It sounds good, but I don't know if I'm going to believe it.
23:21Like, if I was a sucker, like, probably these other dudes you'd be playing with, maybe I'll eat it up.
23:27But I feel like you were just talking to me for, you know, my money.
23:30Why would I care about your money?
23:31Because you see the car I'm hopping in and you ain't really, you know.
23:35I saw you when I hopped in the whip.
23:37I looked outside my window and your whole demeanor changed.
23:40And it's funny because, like, you're trying to make up for it, but, like, I see right through it.
23:45I'm not trying to make up for nothing.
23:47I actually meant what I told you.
23:49All right.
23:49Because if not, I wouldn't be wasting my time speaking here with you.
23:51But you said, first you said you were in a serious relationship for two years.
23:54And then I get in the whip.
23:56Now you're saying it ain't that serious.
23:58You know what I'm saying?
23:59So it's like you saying gibberish, you lying to me, and you being a gold digger.
24:05You feel me?
24:05That's the type of vibe you're giving me.
24:07You know what I'm saying?
24:08It's sad.
24:10You feel me?
24:12Because say I would have hopped in something like that.
24:17Look, you see the gesture you just did?
24:18What's wrong with that?
24:19What gesture?
24:20You just put a face after I pointed to the Toyota.
24:23There's no face?
24:24That's crazy.
24:25But your man said, you said your man got money.
24:29How'd you meet your man?
24:30Let me ask you.
24:33I met my man.
24:34I actually met him in a mall.
24:36In the mall?
24:37Yeah.
24:37Oh, shopping.
24:38Yeah.
24:40Spending money on you probably.
24:41So that's the lifestyle you got used to.
24:42That was different.
24:43You see, that's the type of things that make me feel like cared for.
24:46Okay.
24:47Designer bags and stuff like that.
24:50Materials.
24:52Okay, yeah.
24:53But the way you're saying it sounds wrong.
24:56It sounds wrong.
24:58Well, make it sound right then.
24:59I'm trying to hear it.
25:01Well, those are things that make me feel loved, taken care for, and valued as the beautiful
25:09female I am.
25:10Right.
25:11It makes sense.
25:12Because, yeah, you know, females are expensive.
25:14Right.
25:14Females are expensive.
25:16You know, but I can't really agree with you there.
25:19You know what I'm saying?
25:20Because say a man can't contribute those things, but he has a really good heart.
25:25And then what?
25:28Say he's a really good person, but he's just broke.
25:31And then what?
25:32Right.
25:33Say you're with a guy with money, but he treats you like shit.
25:36Right.
25:37And then what?
25:38Okay, but that's not the point here.
25:40Like, I'm just trying to get to know you.
25:41We can go out to eat.
25:42She and then you right back to phase one.
25:44You're wasting my time.
25:45I feel like my time here is done.
25:47It's cool.
25:47You can keep going where you was going.
25:48I'm not wasting your time, though.
25:52So, like, you're not going to come here and get to know me?
25:54It's cool.
25:55It's cool.
26:18It's cool.
26:24It's cool.
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