00:00Hey, my name is Charlie, and I am calling from Canada right now,
00:05and I'm currently studying mechanical engineering,
00:08and my question is, why does it hurt when I pee?
00:14Yeah, thank you.
00:15I'm not going to do, I don't want to do a chart.
00:17I don't want to do a chart about why it hurts to pee.
00:19Okay, so I've devised a very simple flowchart to help diagnose your problem.
00:23Does it hurt when I pee?
00:25No.
00:25Okay.
00:27Good.
00:28Yes.
00:30Go to a real doctor.
00:34Are you picking up what I'm putting down here?
00:36Are you picking this up?
00:38I don't need to know what's going on down there.
00:41I don't know why.
00:42I don't want to know why.