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00:00E.Fontaine, ladies and gentlemen, the voice of the ship.
00:14Big Christmas smiles, everyone.
00:16Ho, ho, ho.
00:18One on our own.
00:19Oh, yeah.
00:19Just you and the talent.
00:20That would be amazing.
00:21We all need some Stardust, my darling.
00:23Oh, that one's perfect, Donna.
00:25She's going to look great on the socials.
00:27I've been a fan since I was nine years old.
00:30I think that's going back a bit.
00:31She was probably the headline act on the arc.
00:39Thank you so much.
00:41Well, I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:43Primary, biliary, cholangitis.
00:45I know, it's a mouthful.
00:47Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:49Everyone's been so kind.
00:51Crowdfunded cruise, upgraded cabin.
00:53Dinner at the captain's table.
00:55And front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
00:59We really ought to be.
01:01Yes.
01:02Can I?
01:03Group hug.
01:04Oh.
01:05Right.
01:09Hey.
01:10You do look exhausted.
01:11A lie down's going to do you the world of good.
01:12Honestly, Bernie.
01:14Stop fussing.
01:14You still haven't taken your pills?
01:16Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is playing buttons.
01:21I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt.
01:24Yeah.
01:25I'll catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies.
01:28You will.
01:28Bye.
01:29Do you.
01:29Colin, a word.
01:32Eve.
01:33The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies.
01:35I specifically requested no lilies.
01:38All right, well, I must have missed that on the rider.
01:40I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:41Yeah, and I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's sound check.
01:44Already booked in with Roshira.
01:46And no more famines.
01:47These cruise ship plebs up with the death of me.
01:49Well, you know, she carries on like this.
01:52I swear she's going overboard.
01:53Wait until Christmas is over, shall we?
01:56Bring back Jack Grayling.
01:57All this forgiven.
02:03Alicante Port Authority have given us permission to start our approach.
02:07We've got the wind with the tide, so with any luck, we should be on schedule.
02:12You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
02:16Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
02:19Christmas was always Jack's favorite time of year, so.
02:28Since he left the ship, no one's heard a peep from him.
02:32Well, maybe that's for the past.
02:35There's an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage.
02:40Where both do a little shore leave.
02:43Could go together.
02:45I still have the locks to complete.
02:47Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
02:54Feliz Navidad, amigos.
02:56This is Colin, your cruise director, informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
03:03Perfect for some last-minute festive shopping.
03:05So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver, because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
03:11We'd like to have four more guests in today's shopping mall deal at 25% discount on...
03:17That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
03:21Yeah, the podcast has got quite a fun of it.
03:23Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment, we set up a crowdfunding appeal.
03:27It's where a stem cell surgery out in Arizona.
03:30Bernie's always been there for me.
03:31Every step of the way.
03:33Yeah, what are best friends for, eh?
03:34Hey, how'd you melt?
03:37Fill that one up, will you?
03:38Whatever these ladies want.
03:40We're fine.
03:41I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
03:44It's been all over her since the start of the cruise.
03:47Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa, then?
03:49Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
03:52You're hardly going to pull wearing that.
03:54I'm young, free and single.
03:55Mine doesn't like this apartment.
03:57Hang on.
03:58I've got you a little Christmas present.
03:59You didn't love to do that.
04:01That's all right.
04:02Hold that with you.
04:03Let's see what he looks like on you, shall we?
04:16It's lovely.
04:17Beautiful.
04:18Listen, the lads are going to hang around to town later for a few drinks, but I mean, I could swerve it.
04:22I mean, you could maybe, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
04:25She's busy today.
04:26The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
04:28Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
04:30All right, well, change your mind.
04:39All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
04:41After everything I've been through.
04:43You've only just met him and he's already buying you fancy presents.
04:46I'm just looking out for you.
04:48You'll be late for the tour.
04:49Donna, sorry.
04:50Sorry.
04:50The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl, Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves.
05:15She was entrusted to build a shrine where the sick and the injured might come to be healed.
05:21Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
05:23I said a prayer for you this morning.
05:34Miracles don't happen to people like me.
05:36You've got to have faith, then.
05:39Aye, aye.
05:40What happened to the pub crawl?
05:42They're not allowed to cope about me.
05:44I thought you could do us a moral support, anyway.
05:45There's been a while since we spent any time together.
06:09There's no reason we can't still be friends.
06:11As we celebrate Christmas with communion and prayer, I would like to invite the sick and indisposed to step forward for a blessing at the Shrine of Our Lady.
06:27Mater Christi, ora pronomis.
06:32Mater Riminigrati, ora pronomis.
06:35Santa Maria, ruega por nosotros.
06:46Santa Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros.
06:52Thank you, Father. It was lovely.
06:54It was a beautiful service. Thank you.
06:56Perhaps a small donation for the outkeep of the church.
07:01Yes.
07:01When are you going to realise she isn't interested?
07:04Don't want to tell you that, does she?
07:05I know a chancer when I see you.
07:07No, let's get it right. Don't want to set yourself up with decent-looking fellas.
07:09Put your nose right out.
07:11You really think she'd settle for a loser, aren't you?
07:14She's out of your league, Jason.
07:16Is everything all right?
07:17Doctors think she's going to need a transplant.
07:19Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles.
07:22You really fancy taking all that on, yeah?
07:25Thought not.
07:27Idiot.
07:29You all right?
07:31Yeah.
07:31Frankie!
07:36You haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you?
07:39Robes, sandals.
07:40I know what they look like, Colin.
07:41Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem.
07:43All the kids are high on sugar.
07:44You wanted to see me?
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:46I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list.
07:48There's been a couple of festive additions.
07:50I can't cope with these last-minute changes, Colin.
07:52It's highly unprofessional.
07:53Eve!
07:54There you are.
07:55Richard.
07:56I was just checking that you're still on for lunch.
07:58Un chiquitito, where the paella is to die for.
08:00Well, she'll be busy rehearsing.
08:02Lunch would be perfect, if you're sure you can spare the time.
08:04Five hours shore leave, and the pleasure of your delightful company.
08:07You spoil me, you know that.
08:09I know.
08:10Shall we?
08:11Let's remember his top of the villa.
08:14Not a word.
08:16You okay?
08:25Just needed to sit down.
08:28Must have been overdoing things.
08:30All right.
08:31Well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we?
08:33Um, I'm fine.
08:34I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right.
08:38But we'd better get a move on, or we'll miss this bus.
08:40Where is Bernie?
08:42She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel.
08:46Well, I can wait, we've done it.
08:49All right.
08:49Well, um, we'll see if we can find her, yeah?
08:53You all right, darling?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Sure?
08:56Yeah.
08:57Who is there?
09:23Excuse me.
09:25Wait.
09:25Kate!
09:29Oh, my God.
09:31My mother did you.
09:32No.
09:48I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body.
09:51She was running off towards the abbey.
09:53The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business.
09:58Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her...
10:00Tomasina has taken a vow of silence.
10:03No one outside the company is permitted to speak to her.
10:07Tomasina?
10:08The child that saw the visions?
10:09The abbey has offered her sanctuary, a life devoted to the service of Christ.
10:15I've given the police's statement.
10:18They know how to find us.
10:19Did this woman have any family on the boat?
10:22She was traveling with her best friend, yeah?
10:25Then please, pass on my sincere condolences.
10:28I'm going to give you a thorough check-up, bearing in mind your condition.
10:41I'm feeling much better already.
10:43We've had one hell of a shock.
10:45We are going to run a few tests, just to be on the safe side.
10:53I still can't believe Bernie's dead.
10:56Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
10:58Anyone that might be holding the grudge?
11:01She might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, but Bernie had a good heart.
11:06Perhaps this isn't the time.
11:08Yeah, sure.
11:09I should get back to work.
11:11I don't want to say anything.
11:13I'd rather be on my own.
11:20She'd been gone 20 minutes and somebody attacked her and left her for dead.
11:23It doesn't make any sense.
11:25There's always a motive for murder.
11:26You just need to look for it.
11:28That's what Jack always said.
11:30Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so...
11:34What if I told you I knew where to find him?
11:39Who's here?
11:40So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
11:44I think it's Jack's room with the secrecy.
11:46Oh, that's just typical of Jack Grayling, isn't it?
11:49Running away as per usual.
11:50Yeah.
11:52Are you sure this is the right place?
11:56I'd recognize that place anywhere.
11:58Come on.
11:59I'm in love with you.
12:01And then I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
12:08It's because of you that I'll always remember.
12:18I'm going on an adventure with you on my mind.
12:23Thank you so much, everybody.
12:31Jamel!
12:31Jack!
12:32I have missed you so much.
12:35What about me, Jack?
12:42Did you miss me?
12:43I thought you might have been dead, Jack.
12:56Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar.
12:59Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet, Kate.
13:02Look, well, you both put a sock in it.
13:05A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack.
13:08We need your help to solve it.
13:09Oh, so that's why the pair of you are here.
13:12Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up.
13:15Okay, look, let's take a second, Jess.
13:18We can fill you in on what we know.
13:23The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell.
13:25She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branagh.
13:28They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Domenica.
13:31Piers and I were there when we found the body.
13:33With Piers?
13:35Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
13:38Any suspense?
13:39One of the nuns from the convent.
13:41I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder.
13:44You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her?
13:47Right, I know it sounds far-fetched.
13:49But we need to rule her own.
13:52We?
13:54Yes.
13:56First thing tomorrow, we go to the village and see if she'll talk to us.
14:01Right, fine.
14:02But this is strictly business.
14:04Yes.
14:12Yes.
14:13Thanks.
15:43I'm a little angry, scared, disappointed.
15:49But we keep going.
15:53We'll keep the faith.
15:58Wasn't sure you'd come.
15:59Well, there's still a murder to solve.
16:02Well, just as long as you don't go hit me again.
16:06I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna.
16:10That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit.
16:14Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding.
16:15Look, you've got every right to be mad at me.
16:23It was six months, Jack.
16:25Not a word.
16:26You didn't even reply to my messages.
16:29Let me explain.
16:30I think we should get to the common.
16:34Good morning, senora.
16:52Would you like to speak with her hermano Tomasina?
16:55No.
17:02Great.
17:03Any more bright ideas?
17:09I just wanted to apologise.
17:10I was out of order what I said to Bernie yesterday.
17:12I can't do this right now, Jason.
17:14No, I didn't mean what I said.
17:16You can't talk to people like that.
17:18Let me make it up to you.
17:19No strings attached.
17:20She can't be on your own for Christmas, especially after everything that's happened.
17:24Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight.
17:28I didn't think you'd still be going.
17:30Well, you've promised to dedicate a song to Bernie.
17:34Right, well, I'll look for you around seven.
17:50Kate, when I left the ship, I lost everything.
18:02The job I loved, the girl I fell for.
18:06We could have made it work, Jack.
18:08People do.
18:09I know, but I couldn't just sit around and count down the days till I saw you next.
18:13Then watch it sail off again, it would have broken me.
18:18Jack.
18:18They warned me not to talk to you.
18:31So much for the vow of silence.
18:33The woman that was killed yesterday, her name was Bernadette.
18:36I don't know anything about that.
18:37Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister?
18:41I wanted to watch the mass of supplication.
18:45I'm not supposed to leave the convent.
18:48They keep me locked up here, ever since the apparition.
18:54A martyr for Christ.
18:56Did you see anybody else in the cloister?
18:58For this, this is the blood of the covenant that was poured out for me and for the forgiveness of sins.
19:03Llévala dentro.
19:04Tienes que enviar ayuda.
19:06A su habitación.
19:07A tabla.
19:08Please don't let them hurt me.
19:10He would have made.
19:10This child belongs to Christ now.
19:26Tomasina told us that she was being held here against her will.
19:28Nonsense.
19:30She can leave at any time.
19:32You gave instructions to restrain her.
19:34Recently she has become volatile.
19:37The pressure of her newfound elevation.
19:40But the convent is the safest place for her.
19:44Locked up.
19:45Out of harm's way.
19:46I have taken on the role of her protector.
19:50These visions that Tomasina claims to have seen, you must have had your doubts.
19:56The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle and his holiness is infallible.
20:04Where were you at the time of the murder?
20:08If you don't mind me asking further.
20:10This Robin is sacristy.
20:14I have an imminent meeting at the Ayuntamiento in view of recent unfortunate events.
20:21I'm sure you can find your own way out.
20:34Tomasina's miracle.
20:36Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village.
20:41They claimed she was subject to religious delusions.
20:45She spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder.
20:48Does it make her a killer?
20:50No, I know that.
20:54Rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor for services to the church.
21:00These visions were exposed as a scam.
21:02He'd have an awful lot to lose.
21:04Yeah.
21:05Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered, though.
21:08Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide.
21:16Jamil!
21:18So?
21:19How's it going with Kate?
21:21Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone.
21:26Yes.
21:28So, I have spoken to the lads.
21:30Yes, and I thought you both might want to update on Jason Agnell.
21:35The passenger that had an argument with Bernie.
21:38Oh.
21:38Yes.
21:39Well, he's very much married, but strange from his wife.
21:43He's behind with his maintenance payments.
21:45His window cleaning business went bust during COVID.
21:48And he is up to his eyeballs in debt.
21:50Okay, well, thank you very much for the update, and we'll check in with you later.
21:55Yes.
21:55Good.
21:57Bye, guys.
21:58Bye.
21:59Bye.
22:01How much money has Donna's charity raised?
22:04They're giving for wishes, Paige.
22:06Yes.
22:06Way over a hundred grand in donations.
22:10Maybe Jason was after more than a Christmas fling.
22:15Well, there's only one way to find out.
22:17Oh, no.
22:18I am not stepping foot on that ship.
22:20Jack, you never even said goodbye.
22:22Marlo didn't even give me a choice, and if you seriously think, you'd have let me back on board.
22:25Not in a million years.
22:29With all due respect, Captain, if Jack can help us solve this, it would literally only mean a few hours on board.
22:34It was crime solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place.
22:37We should leave this to the Spanish police.
22:39I knew this was a bad idea.
22:41Look, Donna Branning has half a million followers on social media.
22:45When they find out that her best friend was murdered on a crowdfunded Christmas cruise,
22:50I think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible.
22:54And how will they feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board?
22:58Thank you, Mr. DeVrace.
22:59I am aware of the ramifications.
23:01Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew.
23:03There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger.
23:05Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone.
23:14We sail at eight o'clock sharp,
23:16which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer.
23:19The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder.
23:25Jack used to be a police officer.
23:27Well, I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you.
23:30How long have you known Jason Agnew?
23:33A couple of weeks.
23:35We met at the start of the cruise.
23:37Oh, well, he's a fast mover then.
23:40Well, he was already following me on social media.
23:42I feel like I've known him forever.
23:44I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday.
23:49Bernie had warned him off.
23:51She could get a bit jealous sometimes.
23:54Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money?
23:58Well, he was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage,
24:00but I told him she'd never do that.
24:04Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday.
24:06Any idea where he went?
24:08Well, he was angry at Bernie.
24:11Said she'd humiliated him.
24:13I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen.
24:17Stormed off into the village.
24:27Bit of me time away from the kids.
24:30These Christmas cruises can take it out of here.
24:33Sorry, Don, are you?
24:34Yep, sorry.
24:34I'm Jack Grayling.
24:36I just came aboard.
24:36My kids are at home with their mum for Christmas.
24:39Oh.
24:40When were you planning on telling Donna?
24:42Just because I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus.
24:44I mean, my marriage has been done for months.
24:46And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up.
24:48The money that Donna raised for her treatment,
24:50that must have been quite an attractive proposition.
24:53What are you trying to say?
24:54That I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
24:56Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
24:59Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
25:01And what's that supposed to mean?
25:03You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her.
25:05You want to tell us where you were?
25:08Well, I went for a walk to clear my head.
25:10Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel?
25:13No.
25:15Look, I've made some really big mistakes in my life, all right?
25:20That's my business, my wife, my kids.
25:24If I'm not telling you anyway, you won't understand.
25:26You'd be surprised.
25:29Look, I like Donna, okay?
25:31I want to do right by her.
25:33But with Bernie out of the picture.
25:36Bernie warned me off.
25:37I walked away.
25:38That's the last time I saw her, all right?
25:39Well, no, stop!
25:46Stop!
25:48Dance yourself dizzy has always been my encore.
25:50Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert, which is why Frosty the Snowman will be sending them home.
25:54I know my audience, Colin.
25:56Yes, and it's my job to keep them happy.
25:58With that tired old shtick, you call a warmer pack.
26:00Do me a favour.
26:02Just because you've got your claws into Marlowe.
26:05The captain recognises Taleb when he sees it.
26:09He's the only one who doesn't think you've passed it.
26:12You do know I was offered the Blackpool Grant.
26:14Oh, come off it, Eve.
26:15It was this or it was Panto in Huddersfield.
26:17The Wicked Queen.
26:18Well, it takes one to know one, Colin.
26:20So why don't you shtick to your Christmas karaoke?
26:23Leave the real entertainment to the pros.
26:26Pros?
26:27You're a washed-up two-bit cabaret act.
26:31When you're ready to apologise, I shall be in my dressing room.
26:41Come in.
26:44How's my favourite cruise ship doctor?
26:46Check.
26:49Jameel told me you're back.
26:51A little query we need help with.
26:55What can you tell us about chlorpromazine?
26:57Uh, it's prescribed as an antipsychotic.
27:01Works by suppressing the dopamine levels.
27:04You said Tomasina had been treated for a bipolar disorder.
27:07Yeah.
27:08I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack.
27:11Well, she told us that she couldn't remember anything.
27:13Well, clearly she was lying.
27:15Memory wipeout.
27:16A common symptom of a psychotic episode.
27:19We need to get back to the village.
27:21I thought you might like some herbal tea.
27:37Good for calming the constitution.
27:41Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jameel?
27:44No, I'm sure that's not true.
27:50You know what they say about cruise ships.
27:53You're either on your way up, or you're on your way down.
27:58Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex.
28:02Performing to a crowd, wearing leisure wear.
28:05I watched you act from the back of the theatre.
28:10Then you must know my voice is sharp.
28:14The doctor found some nodules.
28:17He's recommended surgery.
28:19I've been trying to hide it for weeks now.
28:21I'm so sorry to hear that.
28:24I'm planning on jumping ship.
28:27Did you tell Colin about this?
28:28He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig.
28:32No, I'm sure if you talk to him, you both can call a truce.
28:37It's a bit late for that, love.
28:41Show's over.
28:44You never told us that Tomasina was sectioned as a child.
28:48It was none of your concern.
28:50The miracle she witnessed.
28:52An episode brought on by her schizophrenia.
28:55The secret the church has tried to cover up.
28:57And if it ever came to light that you were parted to a hoax.
29:00Schizoflinia is a terrible affliction.
29:06A troubled soul possessed by demons.
29:10I was telling you the truth when I told you that I was trying to protect her.
29:16Then tell us what really happened.
29:17I found her in the chapel.
29:27Her eyes were focused on a vision.
29:30One that she alone would see.
29:34Tomasina.
29:34I should never have reached out to her.
29:39Tomasina, where are you?
29:40Where are you?
29:42I followed her outside.
29:45I saw her running away towards the convent.
29:48Tomasina?
29:49So, in her confused mental state, Tomasina attacked Bernie?
29:55But Tomasina had never been violent.
30:00Even when she's lost to us.
30:03So why have you been lying to us?
30:04She came to me.
30:10That evening.
30:12To offer up a confession.
30:15I swear before Christ, she was already dead when I found her.
30:22She was lying in the cloister.
30:24Reading from a wound to her head.
30:26Crucifix on the ground beside her.
30:29It was then I saw the necklace.
30:32I picked it up.
30:33I don't know why.
30:34I knelt down beside her.
30:37There was blood everywhere.
30:40I'm not sure how I got back to my room, but when I came to,
30:45I was sitting on the bed, and this was in my pocket.
30:52I found it lying on the ground beside the body.
30:54It's either the necklace was Bernie's, someone ripped it off in a struggle.
31:05Or the killer was a woman.
31:07Which reels out Jason Agnew.
31:09Jack!
31:11Jack.
31:11I just give us a minute of this, man.
31:12There's something you need to know.
31:13What is it?
31:15Where did you find this?
31:17It was left behind at the murder scene.
31:19Do you know?
31:19Do you think I know who killed Bernie?
31:23Do you think I know who killed Bernie?
31:37Donna posted this video blog two months ago.
31:40Mm-hmm.
31:40Yeah.
31:42So they've called me in for my pre-op tests.
31:47Let's hope I get through this one without any complications.
31:49The placement of the NG nose tube is too far in.
31:55No medical professional would have inserted it that way.
31:58Hmm.
32:00When I checked Donna over yesterday, she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests.
32:05So I did a better investigating of my own.
32:08Her blood test results came back this afternoon.
32:11The numbers made surprising reading.
32:13No indicators of any disease.
32:16I looked up her condition.
32:17And people with BPC don't just get better.
32:20Spontaneous remission.
32:21There have been some recorded cases.
32:23But it's unlikely.
32:28Unless she was never ill at all.
32:32I still need some more tests.
32:34Just to be sure.
32:35But we should be celebrating.
32:36Is that a Christmas miracle?
32:37Well, champagne on the house.
32:41This might not be the right timing.
32:43But I just wonder when we get back.
32:45If you, uh, might want to make a go of things.
32:49I'd like that, Jason.
32:51Really, I would.
32:54Well, Fernie was right.
32:56Keep it to faith.
32:59Shame she's not here to enjoy the moment.
33:02After everything she's done for you.
33:04I'm sure all your crowdfunders will be keen to hear an update.
33:07After all that money you've scammed out of them.
33:10Sorry.
33:11You've, you've lost me.
33:13The evidence that ties you to Bernie's murder.
33:16We just couldn't figure out why.
33:18Then Dr Tan filled me in on those blood test results.
33:22And things started to make more sense.
33:25I called that clinic in Arizona.
33:27They had no record of you ever being a patient there.
33:30Lola?
33:31You lied.
33:34About everything.
33:37I swear I was ill.
33:39I really thought it was something serious.
33:42And my GP referred me to a specialist.
33:45Bernie being Bernie.
33:46She said she'd come with me.
33:48Like any good friend would.
33:51They gave me the all clear.
33:52And when I saw her waiting outside, I, I told her they were starting me on a course of treatments.
33:58Why did you lie, Donna?
34:00It made me feel special.
34:03Hang on a minute.
34:03You made all this up for a bit of attention.
34:06And those lies just got bigger, didn't they?
34:08Your blog, your podcast, your followers online.
34:11How could I tell them the truth?
34:14Those hospital visits must have taken some plenty.
34:16There's a meds room at work.
34:18It's easy to buy all that stuff online.
34:20And Bernie didn't suspect a thing.
34:23She wanted to believe it as much as I did.
34:25What did you say to Jason?
34:28What?
34:29It's the first guy who's showing any interest, but suddenly I'm in the way.
34:32You smother me, Bernie.
34:34Because your own life is sad and empty.
34:37I've spent the past six months looking after you.
34:40And this is the thanks I get.
34:42All those trips to the hospital.
34:43The late night phone calls.
34:45I made it all up.
34:47The diagnosis.
34:49The illness.
34:50It's all lies.
34:51This is fraud, Donna.
34:56We could both go to prison.
34:59Those people that we've lied to.
35:01Which is why we keep this between us.
35:04No one else needs to know.
35:06And you say that my life is empty.
35:10You think you can just walk away?
35:12Yeah.
35:13I do.
35:15Because we are done.
35:16This is done.
35:18You'd be nothing without me.
35:21You know that.
35:22By the time I'm finished, everyone is going to know what you've done.
35:32I couldn't let her ruin everything.
35:35Surely you can see that.
35:37We can wait for the police in your cabin.
35:41I'm sorry.
35:44I'm so sorry.
35:45I'm so sorry.
35:48Okay, so I might have said a few things in the heat of the moment.
35:54Washed up.
35:54Two-bit.
35:55Cabaret hacked.
35:57Well, I'm sure we can get past it.
35:59Does that mean I get an apology?
36:03This ship isn't big enough for the both of us, Colin.
36:07Well, you're looking at a blatant breach of contract.
36:09Then sue me, Twinkle Toes.
36:11Oh, I was hoping to catch Jack.
36:28He's gone back to his bar.
36:29Said he had a show to do.
36:33But it's not long until the ship sails.
36:35Yeah, and I still have these manifests to complete.
36:38We're supposed to be together.
36:46More than any two people I know.
36:48That's an admirable sentiment, Jamil.
36:52But Jack's quite right.
36:53The ship will survive without him.
36:57We are missing our headline singer.
37:02Come and get him.
37:02Come and get him.
37:03Come and get him.
37:04Come and get him.
37:06Come and get him.
37:08That day you left the ship.
37:19I could have come with you.
37:23Give up the dream if you're on command.
37:25I never would have asked you to do that, Kate.
37:28You think you've got me all figured out, don't you?
37:30I know you better than anyone.
37:31Look, our headline act for tonight has gone AWOL.
37:37Colin is in the middle of a breakdown, and we don't have a singer for tonight's Christmas show.
37:42Then you thought I might feed the bill.
37:43Piers has already cleared it.
37:44Piers has already cleared it with Marlowe.
37:46Not that he had much of a choice.
37:49And what about you, Kate?
37:52Do you forgive me?
37:53Well, that depends.
37:55Well, that depends.
37:57And what?
37:59It depends on if you're planning on sticking around.
38:04There's no more second chances, Jack.
38:11The ship sails in less than an hour.
38:12What makes you think I'll be on it?
38:24Because I'm not leaving without you.
38:26Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
38:36There are only four hours till Christmas.
38:38Are we all excited?
38:40Good, good.
38:41Well, listen, I hate to be the Christmas Grinch,
38:43but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances,
38:46Eve Fontaine will not be performing for us tonight.
38:50I know, but fear not.
38:52Because we have got a star-turn replacement for you.
38:55Back where he belongs.
38:56He's the voice of the ship.
38:57Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, the only,
38:59Mr. Jack Grayley!
39:15Baby, if you've got to go away
39:18Don't think I could take the pain
39:22Won't you stay another day
39:26Oh, don't leave me alone like this
39:33Don't you say it's the final kiss
39:37Won't you stay another day
39:40Don't you know we've come too far now
39:45Don't you know we've come too far now
39:49Just to go and try to throw it all away
39:55Thought I heard you say it's the final kiss
39:59I thought I heard you say you love me
40:04And that your love was gonna be here to stay
40:08And that your love was gonna be here to stay
40:10Stay now
40:11Stay now
40:13Baby, if you've got to go away
40:17Don't think I could take the pain
40:20Won't you stay another day
40:25Stay now
40:27Oh, don't leave me alone like this
40:32Don't you say it's the final kiss
40:35Won't you stay another day
40:41Thought I might find you here
40:47Hmm, just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day
40:50It's good to have you home
40:53It's good to be home
40:55Good times we had
41:02Return to haunt me
41:06Though it's for you
41:08All that I do
41:09Seems to be wrong
41:12Stay now
41:16Baby, if you've got to go away
41:19Don't think I could take the pain
41:23Won't you stay another
41:25Stay now
41:27Stay now
41:29Stay now
41:30Oh, don't leave me alone like this
41:33Don't you say it's the final kiss
41:37Won't you stay another day
41:40Stay now
41:42Stay now
41:44Stay now
41:48Now
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