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After years of estrangement, trans woman Davina Savage returns home for Christmas expecting her transition to be the focus, but it's overshadowed by family secrets and lies which threaten not only their lives--but another Christmas lunch.
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00:01I hate Christmas.
00:02Oh, come on, it can't be that bad.
00:06Is this turkey from that crappy corner store, James?
00:13Hi, James.
00:15Hey, mate.
00:17Merry fucking Christmas.
00:18Merry Christmas, Mummy and Daddy. Ho, ho, ho.
00:21Sorry, I'm late.
00:23What happened to your face?
00:24Yeah, what happened to your face?
00:26I'm Kane.
00:27Are you sure you're not Bruno Mars' hotter brother?
00:29Three years, hey?
00:31So you're now...
00:33Davina?
00:34I've always been Davina.
00:39I wanted to give you a call, but...
00:41How did you lose my number?
00:42What?
00:43Did you lose your house?
00:45Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
00:49Hit it off!
00:51No, my, my, my!
00:53What the fuck?
00:57Why'd you do that?
00:59Yous all have a dirty mind.
01:00The sweet potato can't help it.
01:02Fellas' have no place at Christmas.
01:04It's just a sweet potato.
01:06Oh, no.
01:08Oh!
01:09Oh!
01:10Baby Jesus, not again!
01:12Off you go.
01:14Tis the season to be jolly.
01:17You're so sloshed.
01:18And then you punch my pudding.
01:19Bang!
01:21Ah!
01:22Did he just take a massive shit?
01:23Please help me, Jimmy.
01:24Please, please.
01:25Yeah, just chill the fuck out.
01:26I'm sorry.
01:27Enough!
01:28Bloody hell, who are you?
01:30I'm a friend of Jimmy's.
01:31Jimmy owes me 20 grand.
01:33We don't have any money.
01:34We don't.
01:35I mean, look at this cheap turkey.
01:38You're James Savage.
01:40So I'm living here in 20 minutes with 20k.
01:44Or...
01:45No one is dying today.
01:53Put...
01:54the gun...
01:55down.
01:56Who the fuck are you?
01:58I'm Santa Claus.
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