00:01I hate Christmas.
00:02Oh, come on, it can't be that bad.
00:06Is this turkey from that crappy corner store, James?
00:13Hi, James.
00:15Hey, mate.
00:17Merry fucking Christmas.
00:18Merry Christmas, Mummy and Daddy. Ho, ho, ho.
00:21Sorry, I'm late.
00:23What happened to your face?
00:24Yeah, what happened to your face?
00:26I'm Kane.
00:27Are you sure you're not Bruno Mars' hotter brother?
00:29Three years, hey?
00:31So you're now...
00:33Davina?
00:34I've always been Davina.
00:39I wanted to give you a call, but...
00:41How did you lose my number?
00:42What?
00:43Did you lose your house?
00:45Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
00:49Hit it off!
00:51No, my, my, my!
00:53What the fuck?
00:57Why'd you do that?
00:59Yous all have a dirty mind.
01:00The sweet potato can't help it.
01:02Fellas' have no place at Christmas.
01:04It's just a sweet potato.
01:06Oh, no.
01:08Oh!
01:09Oh!
01:10Baby Jesus, not again!
01:12Off you go.
01:14Tis the season to be jolly.
01:17You're so sloshed.
01:18And then you punch my pudding.
01:19Bang!
01:21Ah!
01:22Did he just take a massive shit?
01:23Please help me, Jimmy.
01:24Please, please.
01:25Yeah, just chill the fuck out.
01:26I'm sorry.
01:27Enough!
01:28Bloody hell, who are you?
01:30I'm a friend of Jimmy's.
01:31Jimmy owes me 20 grand.
01:33We don't have any money.
01:34We don't.
01:35I mean, look at this cheap turkey.
01:38You're James Savage.
01:40So I'm living here in 20 minutes with 20k.
01:44Or...
01:45No one is dying today.
01:53Put...
01:54the gun...
01:55down.
01:56Who the fuck are you?
01:58I'm Santa Claus.
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