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00:00That's my honor. This baby's gonna be a hero, just like his father.
00:08James, why am I the last one to know about your child?
00:12Oh, no, no, no, no, Mr. President, you've got it all wrong. He is not the father.
00:18But you're his wife. If it's not his, then who's...
00:23The child is mine, and...
00:27But Mitris, James doesn't deserve me.
00:34What? James doesn't deserve you?
00:41Mr. President, Mitris and I fought alongside each other for three years.
00:46We're full of love and earned respect for one another.
00:50Like you said, Iron Eagle himself will honor us today.
00:53How could James ever measure up to that?
00:57Mr. Wilson, what exactly is going on here?
01:01Mr. President.
01:02Shut up!
01:03Mr. President, shut up.
01:05This man is here to ruin the ceremony.
01:09This loser has never told a single truth.
01:13Do not be fooled by his lies.
01:16Yes.
01:17He doesn't even have an invitation.
01:19He has no right to be here.
01:21You people have no idea who James actually is, do you?
01:27With all due respect, sir, why defend this stupid, hairy, butt-faced clown-ness, poopy-brained clown?
01:39You call him a clown?
01:42James Wilson, speed-talked your pure, innocent daughter into throwing herself at him.
01:49I am furious for you.
01:53Furious for our nation.
01:56This man should be executed.
01:58You want me to execute him?
02:02Yes.
02:03Sir, this must end before Iron Eagle arrives.
02:08Yes.
02:08It's about time, Samuel.
02:17Matthew, the evidence.
02:24Mr. President.
02:25Dmitry Ivanov works for the KGB?
02:41You're a spy?
02:47No.
02:49That's not possible.
02:51I fought beside him for three years.
02:53I would have known if he was a spy.
02:55Julia, I can take a look at the evidence before you speak.
02:59A spy?
03:01Mom.
03:02Mom, could this possibly be true?
03:03Don't be silly.
03:05This is just another of James' tricks.
03:08Trust, Dmitry.
03:08Trust your sister's judgment.
03:11Dmitry Ivanov.
03:12Do you have anything to say for yourself, Mr. President?
03:16I am not a spy!
03:20The divorce?
03:21James made it up!
03:22Ever since I filed for divorce, he's been trying to win me back.
03:26This has to be one of his dirty tricks.
03:29From what I know, James Wilson does not lie about things like this.
03:33Oh, if you knew James like we do, you'd know he is trying to smear me.
03:40You still don't get it, do you?
03:43Shh.
03:43James Wilson, he is Iron Eagle.
03:57He's Iron Eagle?
04:01What are you saying?
04:03Jack, did I just get that right?
04:06The president just said James is Iron Eagle.
04:10Oh, you're telling me this thing.
04:14This loser?
04:16Is I an eagle?
04:17Impossible!
04:19Stephen, bring out the document.
04:26What is that?
04:29The Declaration of Independence.
04:30Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, Stephen is holding the original Declaration of Independence.
04:41What few know is it has a secret part.
04:46This secret part, signed by the founders, sets up a guardian for life.
04:52No politics, no parties, no exploration.
04:58Stephen, read it out loud.
05:00We, the undersigned founders, hereby establish a position entitled Iron Eagle.
05:07This title and its duties will be inherited through the Wilson bloodline.
05:11Loyalty and sacrifice, proven in the deepest of fire.
05:17Signed, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, July 4th, 1776.
05:25No, he can't be Iron Eagle, no fucking way!
05:35James Wilson is not just the husband of a decorated wife, or the loser as you keep calling him.
05:42He is Iron Eagle, the silent guardian chosen by the founders at the birth of this nation.
05:50He, he really is Iron Eagle?
05:54Oh, ma, we're doomed.
05:56And I have chosen today, the nation's birthday, to reveal his identity.
06:01A tribute to the 250th anniversary.
06:06Now, do you all realize who you've insulted?
06:11James is Iron Eagle.
06:14And I followed my entire life.
06:17Is he?
06:18No.
06:20No, this can't be real.
06:22Iron Eagle's intelligence is always spot on.
06:26Ooh.
06:27Dimitri, do you have anything to say for yourself?
06:31Intelligence?
06:33Intelligence?
06:35No!
06:36No, no, no, no!
06:41James?
06:42I'll be afraid.
06:43You're saying he's Iron Eagle?
06:47More like poopy pants, bitches?
06:49This man is failure!
06:51This man is failure!
06:54I am Dimitri Imanovic.
06:58Once served in KGB's first directory.
07:01I am the real hero!
07:03What, did you say you're a spy?
07:04No, I'm a KGB spy!
07:06You stupid bitch!
07:07You stupid bitch!
07:10You were just my pawn to get into this country!
07:12And now...
07:13And now...
07:14They're depressed.
07:17And all these leaders are here!
07:20You can all die...
07:22Together!
07:22Wolfies, assemble!
07:31What is this motherfucker doing now?
07:35Comrade Konstantin Sivro.
07:38It's your turn!
07:40Dimitri!
07:45Good boy!
07:47Thank you!
08:01My little purple king!
08:04My purple king!
08:07It's about to begin!
08:09This man here is Iron Eagle!
08:13No fan, no kill shots!
08:15Mr. President, long time no see.
08:22I've sealed off every exit, so you're all finished.
08:27But Iron Eagle, I won't kill you.
08:30You know too much, and I will make sure you give me every secret you've got.
08:36Konstantin!
08:37Mr. President, it's too dangerous.
08:39I cleared every obstacle for our cooperation.
08:42And this is how you pay me back.
08:45Mr. President, how can you blame me?
08:48There is no such thing as long-lasting friends.
08:51Only long-lasting interests.
08:54To be honest, your Iron Eagle is not much.
08:58He can't even protect you.
09:01Jimmy!
09:02Good job.
09:03When you're back home, I will make you a minister.
09:06Anything you want.
09:07I promise.
09:12My wolfies!
09:23It's Iron Eagle's task force.
09:29She's fighting.
09:31Stay back, or I'll kill her.
09:34I'll kill her and the baby.
09:36Please don't kill her!
09:38Sir, what do you want?
09:41I swear I'll kill her!
09:43Stay back, or I'll kill her.
09:49Teams, hold fast.
09:51Hold fast!
09:52Back up slowly.
09:54Yes, sir.
09:55James, don't come any closer.
09:57Run along!
09:58Fuel up my chopper.
10:00Now, or I swear I'll kill her.
10:02Timmy, this child is ours.
10:08Why are you doing this to me?
10:10Bitch!
10:11You thought I loved you?
10:13I have a wife and two wonderful little wolf boys at home who love the shoe of the Eagles.
10:19You thought I loved you?
10:21Ah!
10:22You were just a tool.
10:24A little toolie-foolie for me to infiltrate this weak country.
10:30Oh!
10:38Now!
10:41Get back!
10:42Get back!
10:42Please!
10:43Oh, my God.
10:45Get back!
10:49James, you sneaky bastard.
10:51I should have killed you and your perfect hair and your evil little cheekbones when I had a chance.
11:06Act like a soldier. You're a gun. You're all.
11:11Here we are. I love you, but this is a beautiful, scary, scary gun.
11:17So please, please, right now, focus. Point this thing at the eagle and kill you and kill the president.
11:29And I will divorce my wife. I will pay you in the income. We will move back to Russia.
11:38And I will make you a new Mr. Flyer.
11:42Mr. President, leave this time.
11:45Julia. Julia, I love you. I love you so much. I've already named our baby.
11:54Please, yes. Kill this eagle.
12:02Why? Why didn't you tell me you're iron eagle?
12:08I never tried to hide it from you. I haven't planned to surprise you today with revealing my identity, but you never gave me the chance.
12:29What does it matter now? You wanted power, not me. Your choices and consequences are yours.
12:42No. No, no, it's not like that.
12:46No regrets, Julia. Own it.
12:49Julia, what are you waiting for?
12:51Where's the eagle out of disguise?
12:53Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
13:00Gun! You lame son of a bitch!
13:03Gunsues tell!
13:03Gunsles!
13:16Iron eagle, well done. You saved my life for the third time. How can I ever repay you?
13:26May I take Miss Ross for a walk?
13:27Thanks for sharing.
13:38Mom, all of that should have been mine.
13:42I pushed James away.
13:45I regret it.
13:46I regret everything now.
13:48No, no, no.
13:49Julia, Julia, we still have this necklace for $700 million.
13:57$700 million.
14:00You're under investigation now.
14:03What?
14:10Um, who were those people that rescued us?
14:15I didn't recognize them.
14:17Were they your people?
14:19They're not exactly official.
14:21No files, no names.
14:23But perhaps I should call them the Redwood Knights.
14:28It sounds better when you say it.
14:30Oh, yeah?
14:30Yeah.
14:31Sorry.
14:37So, Mrs. Wilson, are you ready for your gift?
14:43Hmm, let me guess.
14:45I'm not close to me.
14:47Try again.
14:48But never ask my Iron Eagle.
15:10I'm not close to me.
15:10Yeah.
15:10Truth to you.
15:11Amen.
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