00:00Ladies and gentlemen.
00:02He's been in love with, like, the same girl since, like, he was in diapers.
00:06Really?
00:07She must be special.
00:09What's her name?
00:10Suzette.
00:11It is Dizzy, the guy whose heart you broke today.
00:15Yesterday, after Suzette's wedding, this man gave me this key.
00:19I supposedly can open any door to a parallel universe.
00:23Just get your magic key out and show me the universe.
00:26Universes.
00:26Whatever.
00:30I'm going to...
00:34Dixie.
00:35I know.
00:36Let's say you find this girl.
00:37I mean, is that really the grand prize?
00:39You have this unbelievable opportunity.
00:41Do you really want to waste this awesomeness on some girl?
00:43What was her name again?
00:44Just go.
00:45Suzette.
00:46What?
00:47Hey, you.
00:47Oh, my God.
01:00I'm watching you.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Impressive.
01:04I'm blown away.
01:05Rest of love.
01:10Yeah, you're great looking.
01:12You're good.
01:12Or very good looking.
01:14You look good today.
01:16I'm on my dog.
01:23I'm on my dog.
01:30Yeah.
01:30I'm on my dog.
01:37I'm on my dog.
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