00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we warn you that the trailer we see, and the film that it advertises,
00:08is entirely unsuitable for anyone under the age of two or over the age of 122.
00:14If, however, you're quite prepared to laugh until it hurts,
00:17then you must come and enjoy Norman Wisdom's latest and greatest, On The Beat.
00:26Here is the hilariously funny Norman Wisdom we all know and love,
00:29as the little man with big ideas about becoming a policeman.
00:32Relax.
00:37Come on!
00:39Behind the doors!
00:49The walls! The walls!
00:54The station! The station!
00:59Norman Wisdom, as the fearless, dashing, glamorous PC Pitkin, rescuing a beautiful girl from danger.
01:14Ooh!
01:17Co-starring with Norman Wisdom is...
01:19Norman Wisdom, as Giulio Napolitani, the tough Soho gangster and jewel thief.
01:24See the rigorous, riotous training that makes Norman into the undercover agent,
01:28who impersonates the elegant Napolitani.
01:31I am Police Constable Pitkin of Scotland Yard,
01:34and I warn you that anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence.
01:38Shut your mouth!
01:42I keep it!
01:43I smash it!
01:44I slit your throat from ear to ear!
01:47I feel it's only fair to warn you that to slit a policeman's throat from ear to ear,
01:52to ear.
01:53Definitely illegal.
02:00Norman's mad about being a policeman.
02:06And the police are more than mad about him.
02:08They're furious.
02:09You're furious.
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