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In 1957, the small town of Marlow is under attack by: see title | dG1fZHRjRW55ZmNaT0E
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00:08Puncture marks in the jugular, and yet the heart still ticks.
00:12The dead have awakened.
00:13There's a lot of strange things happening in your town.
00:16The saucers have landed.
00:18And if the bats on strings don't get you...
00:20The vampires will.
00:23How the hell does this happen?
00:26Just last week our biggest issue was that guy who jacks off everywhere!
00:30Vampire zombies from space.
00:33You can't shoot these things.
00:35Cut them in half, you got two of them.
00:37You gotta drive something straight through their heart.
00:39Like a vampire.
00:41I know.
00:43Dracula's back with his most dastardly plan yet.
00:46We've already begun to infect the weak humans of Marlo.
00:50Now it's up to an unlikely band of heroes to save the world from vampire zombies from space.
01:00A new comedy better than Casablanca, Citizen Kane and all the Minions movies combined.
01:07Don't miss your chance to see vampire zombies from space.
01:17I hope you don't expect too much eggs.
01:19I hope you don't expect too much eggs.
01:20I hope you don't expect too much eggs.
01:24And I hope you don't expect too much eggs to lose.
01:26If you feel like it's too small to destroy them.
01:27I hope you're too much eggs, I hope you'll be buried.
01:29I hope you shouldn't see more eggs on the세�ørghäus.
01:30I hope you'll see some eggs on the next day.
01:32I hope you have in my coleman.
01:33I hope you have any other eggs and vegetables.
01:35I hope you'll be here.
01:36I hope you're lucky.
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