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Four best friends fart through their last years of college, hanging out, drinking and eating lots of sandwiches. Using b | dG1faEdsSFphUlBjaWs
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00:00Scott, wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:02You've got to be at GCP in 20 minutes!
00:04Scotty!
00:05Get up!
00:09Dude, what's up?
00:10Dude, hey, seriously?
00:11Let me buy your car.
00:12No.
00:16Please?
00:27First day of school barbecue!
00:29What kind of barbecue is this, Alex?
00:31It's one of those, uh, I just got kicked out of my apartment,
00:33uh, so I have nowhere to stay barbecues, so...
00:36I mean, even if you don't agree with me
00:39on the whole cheating thing,
00:41you can understand where I'm coming from, right?
00:46Is Scott gonna be okay?
00:48Yeah, I do.
00:49I think he's gonna be alright.
00:51He'll make it through this.
00:52He needs this.
00:53Time away from everything, everybody,
00:56to go comatose in his room,
00:58and then one day he'll wake up and be like,
01:00oh, I gotta reinvent myself to get her back.
01:02What are you doing?
01:04Trying to win you back?
01:06Seriously?
01:10Winnie, what are you drinking?
01:11Vagatani.
01:12Vagatani.
01:13That is a lit candle.
01:14What's wrong with you?
01:15It's one of the glow parees from the bathroom.
01:18I got hopped up on Red Bull once,
01:36shot myself with a BB gun.
01:37Yeah?
01:38Yeah, it left a bruise, but I mean,
01:39bruises turn to rashes, rashes turn to death.
01:41You know what I mean?
01:42Yeah.
01:43Sweetest.
01:44I'm a layperson mom and sour toast.
01:45Yeah.
01:46I've got a Facebook.
01:47If you wanna...
01:48If you wanna Facebook...
01:54Right.
01:55Let's just have that.
01:56I will call you.
01:57Okay.
01:58You don't call me.
01:59I don't call you.
02:00You call me.
02:01And we're not doing anything more than this.
02:02Right.
02:03Just this.
02:04I'm gonna say it to me.
02:15What's going on here?
02:16Oh.
02:17It was peppermint coffee.
02:18It's sort of hot, though.
02:21What?
02:22Okay, I got it.
02:24Bye.
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