00:00Camera set.
00:01All right, back projection.
00:03Cue music.
00:05And action.
00:07Hollywood legends Mr. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
00:10arrived in Britain today
00:11as they embarked on a national tour.
00:13We're doing this while we're waiting for this new picture
00:15to come together.
00:17I'm going to make sure that this tour gets off the right foot.
00:21There it is.
00:22The Eiffel Tower.
00:24It's amazing that you two are still going strong.
00:27Still using the same old material.
00:30There they are.
00:32Such a wonderful reception, isn't it, Ida?
00:34It's okay.
00:36Two double acts for the price of one.
00:40Pretty empty last night.
00:42I guess people just don't want to see Laurel and Hardy anymore.
00:46Has he been pushing you a little too hard, babe?
00:48You know, Stan.
00:51You could have said goodbye, Oliver, a long time ago.
00:56We had a good thing going,
00:58but you had this big chip on your shoulder
01:00because I did a picture with someone else.
01:02I couldn't sleep for days when they told me what you did.
01:04You're just a lazy ass who got lucky because you met me.
01:07Lucky?
01:08To spend my life with a man who hides behind his typewriter?
01:12You betrayed me.
01:14Betrayed our friendship.
01:15You're hollow.
01:16You cannot go on stage again in your condition.
01:22I love you.
01:24But I won't stand by and watch this nutty tour put you in a wooden box.
01:27I should never have had us take this tour.
01:33I love you, Mida.
01:38You're not leaving, are you, Stan?
01:41The show must go on.
01:47When you watch our movies,
01:49it was just the two of us.
01:50All they had was each other.
01:57Je ne regret Rianne.
02:00And you shouldn't regret Rianne either.
02:04Ladies and gentlemen,
02:05Mr. Stan Laurel and Mr. Oliver Hardy.
02:15I'll miss this when we're gone.
02:17So will you.
02:17I'll miss this when we're done.
02:44I'll miss this when we're done.
02:45I'll miss this before.
02:45Bye.
02:46No.
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