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00:02:06You idiots.
00:02:07I can't believe you screwed this up.
00:02:09You let Johnny get away with the jewels.
00:02:11I did exactly what you said, Pop.
00:02:13You're a moron.
00:02:14I'd shoot you right now.
00:02:16But your mother would never forgive me.
00:02:20I never chose a life of crime.
00:02:22It was forced on me.
00:02:24So when I saw an opportunity to disappear, I took it.
00:02:29And welcome to Lake Arrowhead.
00:02:31You are now the proud new owner.
00:02:36My criminal bands were in my rear view.
00:02:39A new start.
00:02:41A new life.
00:02:43A new me.
00:02:46My friend.
00:02:49I'll take you.
00:02:52Here you go.
00:03:05Hey.
00:03:07Hey.
00:03:09I got you.
00:03:11I got you.
00:03:14Good boy.
00:03:17Good boy.
00:03:19My friend.
00:03:23Good boy.
00:03:25Good boy.
00:03:26All right.
00:03:27Good boy.
00:03:28Good boy.
00:03:29Good boy.
00:03:31Oh, my Athena.
00:03:45You want a cookie?
00:03:46Chicken flavor.
00:03:48Oh, look at that.
00:03:51Oh, I want this one.
00:03:55This one.
00:03:56And definitely this one, though.
00:03:58Samuel.
00:04:03Good to see you.
00:04:05You're getting taller, aren't you?
00:04:08Who's your friend?
00:04:09Oh, Alfonso.
00:04:11Meet Mr. Golden.
00:04:13He's the owner of the shop.
00:04:15Welcome to the world of infinite imagination.
00:04:19Would you like to live in a world of infinite imagination?
00:04:27Would you like to come and see what I see?
00:04:34There are endless possibilities for creation.
00:04:40Build and sculpt the world the way you want it to be.
00:04:45Your place is sick, sir.
00:04:49Sick.
00:04:50What does that mean, sick?
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:51I'm not sick.
00:04:52It means that he thinks this place is awesome.
00:04:55It what?
00:04:56It means he really likes this place.
00:04:58Okay, but I'm not sick.
00:04:59Oh, no.
00:05:00He wasn't saying that you're sick.
00:05:01He was just, he was saying this, like, sick is kind of what people say to just say this
00:05:08is cool.
00:05:09Is that what you're saying?
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10You sure?
00:05:11100%.
00:05:11Because I'm not sick.
00:05:13Nowadays, sick kind of means cool.
00:05:15Sick means cool.
00:05:16Yeah, so if you're sick, you're cool.
00:05:18Yeah, I'm cool, but I'm not sick.
00:05:20I'm kidding.
00:05:20I know what you're talking about.
00:05:23It's sick.
00:05:24This place is sick.
00:05:26Come here, Samuel.
00:05:27Come here.
00:05:28I love this kid.
00:05:33Oh, morning, Sheriff.
00:05:34Oh, good morning, Mayor.
00:05:36Hey, I was wondering, how was that pie Rebecca made last night?
00:05:41You really want to know?
00:05:43Honesty is always the best policy, Sheriff.
00:05:46That's the worst pie I've ever had in my entire life.
00:05:48Ouch, that's brutal honesty.
00:05:50I'm serious, I'm thinking about bringing up attempted murder charges on her.
00:05:53You're a funny man, Sheriff.
00:05:54I gotta go.
00:05:54Laugh it up, chuckles.
00:05:55It was worse going in than it was coming out.
00:05:58See you later.
00:05:59Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
00:06:00Oh, well, Merry Christmas to you, young lady.
00:06:03It's Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:04Oh, well, Happy Kwanzaa to you, too.
00:06:06I'm Jewish.
00:06:07Yeah, it's like a celebration of holidays.
00:06:09It was good seeing you.
00:06:09You, too.
00:06:10Bye.
00:06:11Yeah, see you later.
00:06:12I'm screwed that up.
00:06:14Wow, you added a captain.
00:06:16You have a memory like an elephant, Samuel.
00:06:21You were a captain once, weren't you?
00:06:23Yes, I was.
00:06:24But that was many lives ago.
00:06:28Hey, would you guys mind taking Athena for a walk?
00:06:31My old knees are acting up on me.
00:06:33Yeah, we would love to.
00:06:36You're gonna need that.
00:06:38Come on, Athena.
00:06:39Come on.
00:06:40How'd you like the toy shop?
00:07:04It was cool.
00:07:05You know, that son thing, he actually never did that before.
00:07:09Yeah, that was really weird.
00:07:13Hey, guys.
00:07:14Hey, Vanessa.
00:07:15We were just talking.
00:07:16About how much we miss hanging out with you.
00:07:20Aw, thanks, guys.
00:07:22I actually just got done with music camp, so I'm all free.
00:07:25We were actually gonna do a movie night again soon at my house if you wanted to come over.
00:07:30Yeah, for sure.
00:07:31Nice.
00:07:32What's your dog's name again?
00:07:34Oh, this is Diamond.
00:07:35The sweetest dog on the planet.
00:07:37Oh, no.
00:07:39Albert's back to it again.
00:07:43All right, baby.
00:07:46Get back.
00:07:48Better keep those dogs on a leash or they'll be next.
00:07:57Feel me?
00:07:58Hey, boss.
00:08:10Hey, Tommy.
00:08:11Hey, boy.
00:08:12Good to see you.
00:08:12Nice to see you.
00:08:13That guy Fleck.
00:08:15Did he come by to see you?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16He hasn't.
00:08:17But if he does, I'll be sure to drop him like a sack of potatoes.
00:08:21Oh, boy.
00:08:24Leon.
00:08:25Hey, Tony.
00:08:25Make us a couple of pies, extra cheese.
00:08:28Coming right up, boss.
00:08:30How you doing?
00:08:31What's up, Pop?
00:08:32Hey, boss.
00:08:33I hear you two geniuses may finally have a lead on our boy Johnny.
00:08:37We might.
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:39Do you know Nicky Numbers?
00:08:41Yeah, I heard of Numbers.
00:08:43What about him?
00:08:44Well, he said Johnny got a niece out in Rhode Island and that recently he gave up some information
00:08:49to the feds, like rat stuff.
00:08:52I didn't know Johnny had a niece.
00:08:54Yeah, and she lives out in Rhode Island.
00:08:55I heard that part already.
00:08:57Don't.
00:08:58Stop being an idiot.
00:08:59It's embarrassing.
00:09:01She said he sent her a gift from some address in California.
00:09:05A toy shop or something like that?
00:09:07Yeah, it's way up there.
00:09:09Interesting.
00:09:09At least we know he's still alive.
00:09:12Alive?
00:09:13Pay her a visit.
00:09:14Get the address and, uh, find out what you can.
00:09:19You got it, Pop.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20We're on it.
00:09:20Let's go.
00:09:21Yeah, go.
00:09:29How was she?
00:09:30So cool.
00:09:31Thanks for laying us water.
00:09:33You bet.
00:09:33Alfonso, why don't you give Athena a treat?
00:09:40All right.
00:09:41Remember what I said, Samuel.
00:09:43That a girl.
00:09:44Athena is the key.
00:09:46Always remember that.
00:09:48Athena is the key.
00:09:51I like that.
00:09:52Athena is the key.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Whatever that means.
00:09:57Someday you'll know, young Samuel.
00:10:00Someday you'll know.
00:10:02Okay.
00:10:03Uh, bye.
00:10:06Bye, Mr. Goldberg.
00:10:07We'll see you later, fellas.
00:10:09Athena, Ace.
00:10:14Thank you, God, for the food we're about to receive
00:10:16and for those less fortunate than us to receive
00:10:19for the nourishment of our bodies.
00:10:20In your holy and precious name we pray.
00:10:22Amen.
00:10:23Amen.
00:10:24So, how was school today, sweetie?
00:10:27Oh, fine.
00:10:29I went to the toy shop afterwards with Al.
00:10:31Well, as much as you're over there, son,
00:10:33you might as well start paying rent.
00:10:35I know.
00:10:37Hey, Dad, I really want the battleship he has.
00:10:41Mm-hmm.
00:10:41Is that so?
00:10:42Well, it's really cool.
00:10:44You can custom-paint it and everything for $50.
00:10:47Mm-hmm.
00:10:49Yeah.
00:10:50That's a bit expensive, don't you think?
00:10:52Well, maybe it can be my Christmas gift.
00:10:54Oh, no, I already got your Christmas gift.
00:10:56It's, uh, for sale signed for the presents, uh,
00:10:58you got from last year.
00:10:59Mm-hmm.
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:04I'm kidding.
00:11:04Mm-hmm.
00:11:05Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Hello.
00:11:14I'm looking for Oscar Golden.
00:11:16May I ask who's speaking?
00:11:18Uh, well, I just, uh, wanted to check you out.
00:11:21I'm from out of town, and, uh,
00:11:23I wanted to come down to your shop.
00:11:24Are you always there?
00:11:25Uh, okay, may I ask what you're looking for?
00:11:29Uh, we'll look around just in that.
00:11:31Your number came up as private.
00:11:33Where are you calling from?
00:11:36Uh, Denver.
00:11:38Denver.
00:11:41Okay, uh, what's your name?
00:11:45Uh, Jeff.
00:11:46Jeff.
00:11:49Okay, Jeff, I will look forward to meeting you at my shop.
00:11:54Yeah, us, too.
00:11:55Yeah, you take care, too.
00:12:00You take care, too, Jeff.
00:12:05That's him.
00:12:06I can ask his voice.
00:12:08That's him.
00:12:17Oh.
00:12:18Oh, God.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Oh.
00:12:23Oh, man.
00:12:23Yeah, so forensics is done with the photographs, right?
00:12:32Excuse me, sir.
00:12:33We just got hit back on that gun we found.
00:12:35Huh.
00:12:36Uh, what's going on, Dad?
00:12:40Dad?
00:12:41Second.
00:12:41What's going on?
00:12:43What happened?
00:12:46Come here, sir.
00:12:47Dad?
00:12:47Dad?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:49Babe.
00:12:51Sorry.
00:12:53Mr. Golden died.
00:12:55Oh.
00:12:55Oh, God.
00:12:56Oh, God.
00:12:57Oh, God.
00:12:58Oh, God.
00:12:59Oh.
00:13:00I know.
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:02Oh, God.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:03I know, sir.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:04I know, sir.
00:13:05Oh, God.
00:13:06Oh.
00:13:06I know, sir.
00:13:07I know, sir.
00:13:09Dad!
00:13:10I know, sir.
00:13:13Excuse me, boss.
00:13:15Martha says she can't do it for that price.
00:13:18All right.
00:13:19I'm going to have to talk to her tomorrow.
00:13:21Okay, thanks.
00:13:25Son of a Brooklyn Bridge.
00:13:27Pops, you're not going to believe this.
00:13:28Yeah, what is it?
00:13:30It's Johnny.
00:13:34That's Johnny the Touch, all right?
00:13:36Johnny the Touch?
00:13:37Man.
00:13:38In other news, notorious gangster Johnny the Touch Lester
00:13:42was found dead two days ago in Lake Arrowhead, California.
00:13:46He's living the double life as a toy shop owner.
00:13:49Johnny the Touch is best known as the primary suspect
00:13:52and mastermind behind an enormous bank heist
00:13:55eight years ago at New York National Trust.
00:13:57Listen up, you two.
00:13:59You better be on that first plane out of here to California.
00:14:03You do whatever you can to find those tools, you understand?
00:14:06Frankie, do not let me down.
00:14:10I'm counting on you, Frankie.
00:14:12You got it, Pop.
00:14:13We're on it.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:16Gin Rumi.
00:14:17Gin Rumi.
00:14:19Martin Corsese here has Gin Rumi.
00:14:21Now, the jewels that were stolen from the federally insured bank
00:14:24in the state of New York
00:14:26and believed to be linked to Johnny the Touch
00:14:28have yet to be found.
00:14:30This is bad.
00:14:32This is all really bad.
00:14:33When word gets out that all those jewels are somewhere in our town,
00:14:39we're gonna have every treasure hunter
00:14:41coming out of the woodworks looking for them.
00:14:43It's gonna be a heck of a lot of people.
00:14:45What should we do about it?
00:14:47Prepare.
00:14:50Call in Charlie and Mike.
00:14:52Them come in for backup.
00:14:54Hell, even Hank, too.
00:14:55You sure you want Hank, Sheriff?
00:14:56Yeah, I know Hank's got a temper.
00:15:02But, uh, I don't want to get slammed without enough support.
00:15:06You got it.
00:15:07Yeah, I gotta go.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:10The reading of the wills today.
00:15:13Heard there was some hot shot attorney
00:15:16flying in from New York this morning.
00:15:19Apparently Sam's name is mentioned.
00:15:22You're supposed to be getting something.
00:15:24If we're lucky, it'll be that battlefield toy
00:15:27he's been asking for.
00:15:29No, on my luck, it'll probably be that damn dog.
00:15:32You know what I'm saying?
00:15:39So, where are all the others?
00:15:41Which others?
00:15:43For the reading of the will?
00:15:44I'm sorry?
00:15:45I'm sure there's more people
00:15:47partying to the will.
00:15:48Mr. Jacobs, you don't seem to understand.
00:15:51Sheriff Jacobs.
00:15:52Why it is that you're here, Sheriff?
00:15:55Well, hopefully for the battlefield.
00:16:01How old are you, young man?
00:16:03Thirteen, sir.
00:16:05For a thirteen-year-old who has just inherited
00:16:08an entire toy shop,
00:16:11I think you're doing pretty well.
00:16:13Excuse me.
00:16:14Is this some kind of joke?
00:16:17Here.
00:16:19There's something else for you.
00:16:21Sheriff Jacobs.
00:16:24Take care of my sweet Athena?
00:16:28It's in the will.
00:16:30We're not gonna take no dog.
00:16:31Then you get no shot.
00:16:33Let me ask you a question.
00:16:35Why'd they call him Johnny the Touch?
00:16:37He had the steadiest hands in the business.
00:16:40The Touch.
00:16:42He was a safe cracker, Sheriff.
00:16:44Nice.
00:16:45No, Samuel.
00:16:46That is not nice.
00:16:49Apparently, our Mr. Golden
00:16:51was a criminal.
00:16:56You know what?
00:16:57We can keep the dog outside.
00:16:59But she's an indoor dog, Mom.
00:17:01No.
00:17:01In this house, she is an outdoor dog.
00:17:03What?
00:17:04Look at her.
00:17:05She's the sweetest dog ever.
00:17:07She wants to be indoors.
00:17:09Sorry, honey.
00:17:12I can't understand what we're saying, Sam.
00:17:14Athena does.
00:17:16Oh, is that right?
00:17:17Oh, well.
00:17:18Hey, Athena.
00:17:19Let me show you to your new room out in the great outdoors.
00:17:22What?
00:17:23No, Dad.
00:17:24Are you seriously going to make her sleep outside?
00:17:27Please, Dad, stop.
00:17:30All right, then.
00:17:31She's your responsibility.
00:17:33That means you feed her, you bathe her, you pick up her poop.
00:17:37And if not, she's out.
00:17:38I mean it.
00:17:39You got it?
00:17:40Got it.
00:17:41It's a big dog, son.
00:17:42It's a big poop.
00:17:43Yeah, it's not going to be easy.
00:17:44That's right.
00:17:45And she's going to cost us a lot of money.
00:17:47We are barely making it by on what you bring in.
00:17:51Mortgage, as late as it is.
00:17:52Well, what if we sell my shop?
00:17:56All right, everybody, slow down.
00:17:58All right?
00:17:59I heard there's some people contesting the will today.
00:18:02So let's see what happens.
00:18:04What does that mean?
00:18:06What does what mean?
00:18:07Contesting.
00:18:09It's a legal term for stopping it from happening.
00:18:13They don't think you deserve it, son.
00:18:15But we'll see.
00:18:17All right?
00:18:20Hey, Athena, let me come show you something.
00:18:22It's really cool.
00:18:23This is what we call the dog house.
00:18:24This is where your mama puts me in sometimes.
00:18:27Here we go.
00:18:27You guys good?
00:18:28Everybody ready?
00:18:35Nice.
00:18:42So, bro, do you actually get the toy shop?
00:18:45Yep.
00:18:46And all the toys in it?
00:18:47Yep.
00:18:48That's so lit.
00:18:50I can't believe he actually left it all to you.
00:18:53I can.
00:18:54Oscar really loves Samuel.
00:18:55Like a son, almost.
00:18:56Yeah.
00:18:57I miss him.
00:18:58So, that old dude left you the toy shop?
00:19:02Big deal.
00:19:03It is a big deal, dirtbag.
00:19:06Dirtbag?
00:19:08My dad said they're not going to let you have it anyways.
00:19:11The town is going to contest the will.
00:19:14The guy was a thief.
00:19:15For the mob.
00:19:17Bro, is that possible?
00:19:18Hey, El Chapo.
00:19:19My dad's the best lawyer in San Bernardino County.
00:19:22And he said so.
00:19:23Yeah.
00:19:23Best out of five lawyers total.
00:19:25Well, you ain't getting the toy shop anyways, loser.
00:19:28Well, let them try and take it from me.
00:19:31Mi papa lo dijo.
00:19:32I'm sorry.
00:19:33We don't speak Mexican.
00:19:35It's called Spanish, you moron.
00:19:36Mexican ain't a language.
00:19:38Okay, see you later.
00:19:39Dumb, dumb, and dumber.
00:19:42See you around, losers.
00:19:44I hate those guys.
00:19:47Did you guys hear about the town hall meeting later?
00:19:49For what?
00:19:50Has to do with the toy shop.
00:19:52What about the toy shop?
00:19:53Has something to do with the will and a gangster, they said.
00:19:56I don't understand.
00:19:57Why would Johnny choose this dumpy little town?
00:20:00He had all those jewels.
00:20:02He could have went anywhere he wanted.
00:20:05Yeah, but with Johnny, it wasn't about the jewels.
00:20:07It was about the challenge of cracking the safe.
00:20:09I'm not following.
00:20:10Remember the mansion heist?
00:20:11Sure.
00:20:13Remember how proud he was at our work he was doing?
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16So?
00:20:17For weeks, he was talking about I was the new Titan safe.
00:20:20And it was impenetrable.
00:20:22All I'm saying is, I would have went to the Bahamas, Fiji,
00:20:26something with a beach, hot chicks in bikinis.
00:20:29He's, I mean, Lake Arrowhead?
00:20:32There he is, right there.
00:20:33How do you know?
00:20:35The kid's father, he's the sheriff in this town.
00:20:39And there's the feds.
00:20:42How do you know?
00:20:44Who else wears their monkey suits like that?
00:20:47Accountants, for sure.
00:20:48CPAs, lawyers, definitely.
00:20:50These guys down on Wall Street, they run coffee in suits.
00:20:54Come on, let me ask you a serious question.
00:20:55Your parents, they dropped you when you were a kid or something?
00:20:59No.
00:21:01I mean, not that I can remember.
00:21:05Hi.
00:21:07Let's go find a kid in this mall while he's still in the meet.
00:21:09Is this the man who racked the buffet at the Herald Club today?
00:21:14Is this the man who left out of a plate glass window at Victor Maitland's office?
00:21:20Is this the man who foiled Detective Taggart and Rosemont with a banana?
00:21:26Rosewood.
00:21:28Isn't that Beverly Hills cop?
00:21:31No.
00:21:32Pretty sure it is.
00:21:33No, it's definitely not Beverly Hills cop.
00:21:35I'm Agent Yorn.
00:21:36This is Agent Matters.
00:21:37We're here to cooperate with you gentlemen fully.
00:21:40As you know, my son is the sole beneficiary of the estate.
00:21:43We're aware.
00:21:44Yeah, we know.
00:21:46We're aware of this.
00:21:47It's called intelligence.
00:21:49Sheriff Jacobs.
00:21:50It's what the I stands for in FBI.
00:21:52There's a lot of money at stake.
00:21:53The jewels were federally insured.
00:21:56Our job is to find them and bring them back.
00:21:59We don't care about your toy shop.
00:22:01Ah, we don't care about your silly little reindeer games.
00:22:03We've offered a $250,000 reward for the person or persons who finds them or gives us a tip so we find them.
00:22:12I got a tip for you, Sheriff.
00:22:13Don't eat yellow snow.
00:22:14That's a lot of money.
00:22:15The jewels are worth upwards of $10 million.
00:22:17$1 billion.
00:22:19Enough to outfit the entire hip-hop community.
00:22:21You're talking Cool Moe D, Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One.
00:22:26You know, the good stuff.
00:22:28We're talking about the culture, son.
00:22:30Perhaps you've heard of it?
00:22:31If someone were to find the jewels, why would they, uh, why would they turn them in?
00:22:36It's a federal offense.
00:22:37Punishable by death.
00:22:3820 years in prison.
00:22:38Death by firing squad.
00:22:40So if there's anything you want to share.
00:22:43This is the right time to share.
00:22:44This is a sharing space.
00:22:46Feel safe.
00:22:47Feel like you can open up, you know?
00:22:50Put your feet up on the desk.
00:22:51It's your desk.
00:22:52Now would be the time.
00:22:52Now would be the time.
00:22:54It's clear here, Jones.
00:23:08Look at this.
00:23:38Small town.
00:23:43Uh, who are they?
00:23:46Oh, just, I could, uh, okay.
00:23:52Uh, you know Athena?
00:23:55Sure.
00:23:56Johnny, uh, I mean Oscar, who's my uncle.
00:24:00I remember Athena when she was just a weirdo puppy.
00:24:03Ain't that right, big girl?
00:24:04Your uncle?
00:24:06Yeah, we're from the East Coast.
00:24:07Well, she doesn't seem to remember you.
00:24:10Yeah, it's been a while.
00:24:12What are you guys exactly doing here?
00:24:14Well, when we heard about Uncle Oscar dying, we figured we'd show up and help in any way
00:24:18that we can.
00:24:19Yeah, we wanted to come pay our respects and condolences.
00:24:24Hey, you got keys to that toy shop, right?
00:24:26Maybe you got keys to that toy shop, right?
00:24:27Maybe you could bring us over there one last time.
00:24:30You know, my uncle, he loved you kids.
00:24:33Uh, sorry.
00:24:35Uh, we actually need to get going.
00:24:38My mom needed us back home.
00:24:41Sorry.
00:24:42Come, come, come on.
00:24:44Let's get better.
00:24:44All right, we'll see you around.
00:24:48See the key on that muck's neck?
00:24:50I sure did.
00:24:51I bet you that's the key that was safe somewhere.
00:24:54Bet it is.
00:24:55Settle down, people.
00:25:07Please, can we settle down?
00:25:11Thank you all for coming.
00:25:13Before we take any questions, I need to say a few words.
00:25:16I noticed that there are a lot of out-of-towners here tonight.
00:25:20And while we welcome you to our wonderful town,
00:25:23one thing we will not tolerate
00:25:26is to let this get out of hand.
00:25:28We will handle this in a civil and orderly way.
00:25:32We heard that there was a $250,000 reward.
00:25:37Yes, that is correct.
00:25:39Well, why would we return the jewels if we found them?
00:25:42Okay, people.
00:25:44I'm Federal Agent Yorn.
00:25:46This is Federal Agent Matters.
00:25:48Now, the jewels you are looking for,
00:25:50a property for the United States government.
00:25:52Any attempt to try and keep them for yourselves
00:25:55is punishable by 20 years in federal penitentiary.
00:26:00Those jewels belong to the United States government.
00:26:04Any attempt to steal or withhold them is a federal crime.
00:26:08Most of you here know me.
00:26:09I'm the town sheriff if you don't.
00:26:11Anyone breaking the law will go to jail.
00:26:15There will be no civil unrest tolerated at all.
00:26:19What does that even mean?
00:26:21It means if you step out of line
00:26:23or you interfere with these gentlemen here
00:26:25trying to recover the jewels,
00:26:27you will not pass go.
00:26:29You will not collect $200.
00:26:30You will go directly to jail.
00:26:32I hope I'm understood.
00:26:34I have a question.
00:26:36Francesca Quellone, Italia delle News.
00:26:39Why do you think it was so easy for a man
00:26:41who was a part of the mafia
00:26:43to hide completely unnoticed
00:26:45for so many years in this town?
00:26:47That's a really good question.
00:26:49Okay, let's just settle and remain calm.
00:26:58Please.
00:26:59Okay, everybody, that's it.
00:27:00Thank you all for coming.
00:27:02Oh, and please don't forget to sign up
00:27:04for this year's Christmas Talent Showcase.
00:27:06For those of you who are interested,
00:27:08we have forms in the back.
00:27:10There's the house.
00:27:12Let's go around the back.
00:27:13What are we gonna do, Frankie?
00:27:15We're gonna get that dog.
00:27:16The dog's got a key around its neck.
00:27:18I'm thinking that key is the key
00:27:20to a box or a safe
00:27:22or something that's got our jewels in it.
00:27:25What are you waiting for, Frankie?
00:27:26Let's get that key.
00:27:27Your mother definitely dropped it
00:27:29when you were a kid.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:48Go, girl.
00:27:49Go lay down.
00:27:50What are you doing?
00:27:51I can't see the TV.
00:27:53Oh, my gosh.
00:27:54Tell her to move.
00:27:56Athena, go.
00:27:57Go.
00:27:57Move, Athena.
00:27:58Help me.
00:28:00Come on, Athena.
00:28:01Come on, Athena.
00:28:03Good girl.
00:28:04All right.
00:28:04Good girl.
00:28:05Here you go.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:07No.
00:28:07No.
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:09Come on.
00:28:10All right.
00:28:13It's over.
00:28:14That's better.
00:28:34That was mean.
00:28:36That was a funny part.
00:28:53It was a funny part.
00:29:05It was a funny part.
00:29:14Not bad.
00:29:16It's in my head.
00:29:18Come on.
00:29:18Right.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:21Is it the size of a square?
00:29:23Are you kidding me?
00:29:24Do you see the size of a square?
00:29:26Are you kidding me?
00:29:28It didn't have you get full.
00:29:30Hey baby, how are you?
00:29:34Uncle Tony, remember me?
00:29:38Come to Uncle Tony, come on.
00:29:43Come on.
00:29:44It's gonna be okay.
00:29:51She's miserable we have to get her fine don't get her out after my show just go get her
00:30:21She's gone what do you mean she's gone the sliding door is open you
00:30:51You left the sliding door open idiot no I didn't
00:30:57Oh my god
00:31:01Athena
00:31:05Athena
00:31:07Athena
00:31:09The gate's open
00:31:11This is bad this is really bad
00:31:15Who left the gate open
00:31:19It wasn't us
00:31:21Sheriff we swear we don't know
00:31:23You think somebody might have came into the backyard
00:31:25No I think it's possible our son is irresponsible you brought the dog home this is on you David
00:31:31Oh come on Kathy you know that's not fair
00:31:33We'll put up signs we can look for her in the morning
00:31:35No no no no there's too many people running around
00:31:37I'll put the word out but no signs last thing we need is for her to get doggy napped
00:31:43Dog napped? Why would they do that?
00:31:45Desperate people do desperate things
00:31:47Don't worry son we'll find her
00:31:51What do you mean the dog got away? What dog?
00:32:01Got away you know it just got away we tried to chase it the dog's too damn fast
00:32:05Why are you chasing a dog Frankie?
00:32:07Johnny's dog he's got a key around it's neck it just got away from us
00:32:11All right you shoot it if you need to
00:32:13It's just you know
00:32:15Get the dog find the key and get the jewel
00:32:19It's the size of a woolly mammoth
00:32:21And you put a bullet in woolly mammoth and the story
00:32:25No we don't got heat on us out here pop
00:32:27I send you out there to do a job and you fail me like this
00:32:31I'm really disappointed in you
00:32:33All right dad relax
00:32:35I got it under control we're gonna find the dog and the jewels don't worry about it
00:32:39I'm coming out there
00:32:41You don't need to do that we got it covered
00:32:43For eight years that that rat has eluded me
00:32:47And now I mean
00:32:49I can't believe it
00:32:51He up and dies on me
00:32:53I'm coming out there
00:32:55I want my jewels
00:32:57No good
00:33:03No good
00:33:11Athena! Athena!
00:33:13If you were a dog where would you go?
00:33:19To where I know best
00:33:21You're a genius Vanessa
00:33:23Let's go to the toy shop
00:33:27What's up Pop, how was your flight?
00:33:31I hate flying
00:33:33I can't believe you got me all the way out here to do your job
00:33:49You! Get in the back
00:33:51Get out of here.
00:34:21You hungry, boss?
00:34:23Nah, I'm not hungry.
00:34:25Are you hungry?
00:34:26I'm hungry.
00:34:27Then drink water.
00:34:28Frankie, are you hungry?
00:34:30Nobody's hungry.
00:34:31Will you stop asking questions?
00:34:33You know why I'm down here?
00:34:35To fix your mistakes.
00:34:37Both of you.
00:34:38What's up, big man?
00:34:40Looking for the gems?
00:34:41No bulbs, fire bulbs.
00:34:43Bulbs, yeah.
00:34:44That's destruction of private property.
00:34:45Uh, no, no.
00:34:46Get your big butt over here.
00:34:47I told you I didn't steal any gems.
00:34:49I'm here to be Santa Claus in the talent show.
00:34:51I'm Rich Brinko!
00:34:52Quiet, Dingle.
00:34:54Hey, get Santa Claus and his elf booked in the cell, Hank.
00:34:58Got it, boss.
00:34:59It's Sheriff, Hank.
00:35:00Copy that, Sheriff.
00:35:02End of the cell, you go.
00:35:03Sold affair.
00:35:04Quiet.
00:35:05Go on the naughty list.
00:35:06Excuse me, sir.
00:35:07Hey, man, hey, man.
00:35:08How long ago?
00:35:09Quiet.
00:35:10I didn't even realize it was a date there.
00:35:15Hey, Justine.
00:35:16I'm gonna get all the files we have on the toy shop.
00:35:19Yeah, of course.
00:35:20I can get that for you.
00:35:21Thank you, darling.
00:35:32Hey, Sheriff.
00:35:33Sheriff.
00:35:34Yes, ma'am.
00:35:35You won't believe it.
00:35:36All the townspeople are loving this.
00:35:39The hotel rooms are full.
00:35:40And you know Maggie at the diner?
00:35:42She said they've never been busier.
00:35:45It's starting to...
00:35:46Wait a minute.
00:35:50What did all these people do?
00:35:51Nothing.
00:35:52I'm supposed to be Santa, Mayor.
00:35:53I'm not supposed to be in here.
00:35:54Petty theft, concealed weapons, trespassing.
00:35:57And destruction of private property.
00:35:59That's a lie.
00:36:00Here's to name a few.
00:36:02Hey, please, Walker.
00:36:04That's not good.
00:36:06I know.
00:36:07I just hope all of this will be over and done with
00:36:10before our Christmas talent showcase.
00:36:13Well, I'm afraid we're gonna need some reinforcements, Mayor.
00:36:16Keep me posted.
00:36:17We've scoured the toy store.
00:36:20Found.
00:36:21Nothing.
00:36:22We have to find this dog.
00:36:24Apparently we understand that the dog has a key around its neck.
00:36:29Christopher Walken.
00:36:30Nope.
00:36:31No.
00:36:32Who's...
00:36:33Who's that?
00:36:34Earlier, you didn't sound like that.
00:36:35I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
00:36:38I've spoken like this my whole life.
00:36:41Agents, she is currently missing.
00:36:43Missing?
00:36:44Yes.
00:36:45How is that possible?
00:36:46Well, apparently someone broke into our house last night.
00:36:50Tried to take her.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53When?
00:36:54Last night.
00:36:55Maybe your team can help us find her.
00:36:57The Bureau sent all the other agents back.
00:36:59Only you and myself remain.
00:37:01And why is that?
00:37:02Ah, we're the best, obviously.
00:37:04However, the Bureau also feels as though the jewels may not be there.
00:37:10And it has been eight years.
00:37:12I see.
00:37:13Who were you during that time?
00:37:14are you during that time?
00:37:16Yes.
00:37:17I'm so sorry.
00:37:19Great.
00:37:20Oh, God.
00:37:21Hi, everyone.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:23How am I going to have a story in my life?
00:37:25I'm so sorry.
00:37:26You're right.
00:37:27Good morning.
00:37:28You're right.
00:37:29You're right.
00:37:30You're right.
00:37:31You're right.
00:37:32Go.
00:37:33Hey.
00:37:34Hi, man.
00:37:35Go.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37I'm sorry.
00:37:38You're right.
00:37:39Did you have a story.
00:37:40Um, we're right.
00:37:41you know i hate california the weather's always the same
00:37:51jeez i'm getting hungry we're always hungry so i'm thinking the diamonds were in that toy shop
00:37:59this is the only spot johnny was all the time i agree how do we get in there it's like four months
00:38:05diner's a good choice maybe we're gonna go in through the diner your putz grab some food you
00:38:11know couple drinks i'm gonna grab your throat one minute we can stop and get a sandwich maybe
00:38:15hey remember that guy the guy we're using connecticut with the uh fbi ids oh mike yeah mike
00:38:29he's done he's locked up he's doing 20 years for fordream that's too bad that's too bad i'm buying
00:38:35guys hey you shut up actually pretty excited to go in the toy shop yeah i can't wait
00:38:41look it's the kids wait hold up i gotta tell my shit real quick
00:38:45those kids that's the kid that johnny left everything to samuel jacobs
00:38:54jacob samuel huh yeah they think johnny's all right i see okay but i'll be as long as well
00:39:04good pop all right i like it you like it you like it yeah it's funny you think that's funny
00:39:12i do yeah come on let's go talk
00:39:16hurry up dude hi sammy you're samuel right yeah who are you sammy sammy sammy it's uncanny
00:39:39how you're part of the family let's do the fan dammy come on sammy we love you sammy
00:39:50uh do i know you i'm don i'm johnny's brother i mean oscar um we called him johnny because
00:40:05he liked to watch the tonight show with johnny carson johnny who uh never mind it's before you
00:40:11you were born uh mr golden never said he had a brother well we're still brothers actually same
00:40:18father i mean this is exciting isn't it i mean all this hoopla going on in your little town
00:40:25people just love a treasure am i right so what are you doing here we're here to help our grieving uh
00:40:33johnny's grieving niece that's right from rhode island from rhode island you knew oscar when he
00:40:39was cracking safes right yeah that's right heard he was pretty good pretty good he was the best he
00:40:48was the best all right you're here for the jewels aren't you jewels what jewels what jewels are you
00:40:54talking about i don't know anything about any jewels you know something about the jewels not me
00:40:58yeah you know don't be a wise guy kid oh jeez oh i don't know anything about any jewels well
00:41:09we've got things to do hey don't forget okay sammy sammy deuces deuces deuces what's
00:41:19doces chris brown this is wild chris brown kid shoots crap those kids know something pop they know
00:41:26something yeah they know something but they're not talking whoa oh i'd like to go in please i'm sorry
00:41:33sammy they ain't letting nobody in here right now he owns it though listen i understand who he is but
00:41:39they say can't nobody other than law enforcement go in right now his dad is the sheriff i understand that
00:41:46listen the only way you're getting up in here is if the sheriff march in here with you other than that
00:41:51forget about it wow top flight security at its best where'd day day at not funny oh get on out of here
00:42:00get go get on out gosh crazy kids
00:42:15we need to find athena it's getting really cold outside and it's probably gonna snow what if she
00:42:40hasn't eaten she's probably really lonely it's all my fault if we hadn't put her in the side room
00:42:50because she was bothering us even though she really wasn't if anything happens to her it's on me
00:42:58god i feel terrible it's not your fault son yes it is can can we go outside can we like get a
00:43:07helicopter in here or something a helicopter sam come calm down well what if somebody finds her
00:43:13before us what if like you said somebody dog naps her i may never see her again sam i need you to stop
00:43:23this this is not going to help her i don't care about the toy shop and all the toys in it all i want
00:43:32for christmas is athena back heck yeah i'll give all the toys away just to get my dog back safe
00:43:41i just want to see athena again it's gonna be okay sam
00:43:48we'll find her son we'll find her
00:43:52can i get your doggy
00:44:01come here come to daddy yes
00:44:08oh you're going anywhere daddy's got you this time
00:44:11baby they're going to the path gotcha you can't escape the dog catcher
00:44:19don't you want to get me a doggy let's go
00:44:22that hit the spot yeah that was pretty good everything's good to you
00:44:27what's something to eat oh that's a cute little dog what's her name it's beyonce
00:44:33i'm sorry about that guys okay you guys have a good night thank you you too watch your step
00:44:44it's slippery thank you watch out yeah this one i took your finger off i know
00:44:50oh there's the mutt right there oh come on let's go let's go get her come on
00:44:55all right don't let her get away
00:45:06go go go get up closer come on closer i'm gonna shoot it from the car that's not nice
00:45:13shut up do what i tell you frankie don't let her get away as fast as i can get up close
00:45:19go go go go go go go go how to drive on mars the roads are slippery
00:45:42oh damn it she got away she went into the forest
00:45:46that's blood all right i think i got her
00:46:16hey wow wow wow this is a pleasant surprise everything all right well since the fbi left
00:46:27and the town was thinning out sam was thinking maybe we put out flyers for athena
00:46:33ah is that what you really want to do son i'd like to do something
00:46:40looky here when i married your mother and adopted you i took on the responsibility to protect and
00:46:54take care of you both now you have that same responsibility for athena so you know what we're
00:47:02gonna do what are you saving go find her sound good yeah excuse me sir have you seen my dog
00:47:15do i look like a dog catcher to you come on you see this drip be the kid excuse you
00:47:23hey why don't you two go put some flyers on the cars and we're gonna go this way
00:47:26okay okay let's ready excuse me hi have you have you seen this dog yeah i've seen that dog
00:47:37really when i was on the security camera last night with some other dog she's knocking over my bins
00:47:44eating scraps she made this whole mess i'm really sorry but do you know where they went
00:47:49she said something about going to disneyland good luck kid
00:48:01hey look at me at least we know she's okay right yeah this is good news
00:48:09don't worry we're gonna find her i promise come here let's go
00:48:39so
00:48:51so
00:48:53so
00:48:59so
00:49:01so
00:49:03Well, we heard Athena's with another dog, so at least she's not alone.
00:49:15Why don't we rest here for a little bit, and then we can go this way.
00:49:18Let's stick together.
00:49:20I hope she's okay.
00:49:22I'm sure Athena's really scared.
00:49:24I feel horrible about all of this.
00:49:27Everyone's looking for Athena, and it's all my fault she's lost in the first place.
00:49:33Mine, too.
00:49:34It's not just your fault, Samuel.
00:49:38Athena?
00:49:42Athena!
00:49:46Oh, my God!
00:49:47We missed her so much!
00:49:49Hey, Jimmy!
00:49:52Hey, you found her!
00:49:54Hey, we need to get her to the bed.
00:49:55She's bleeding.
00:49:56Oh, yeah, all right.
00:49:56Come on, get her out of the back.
00:49:57Come on, come on.
00:49:58Let's get her in the back.
00:49:59Come on, now.
00:50:00We'll get you going.
00:50:02Let's go.
00:50:02Come on, come on.
00:50:04Watch your leg.
00:50:05Watch your leg.
00:50:06Watch your leg.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:07All right, let me just get this in here.
00:50:18Hey, Doc.
00:50:19How are we looking?
00:50:20I think she's going to be okay.
00:50:22That's good to hear.
00:50:24We're just wrapping up her bandages, and I'll bring her right out.
00:50:26I'm just happy you brought her here when you did.
00:50:29Thanks, Doc.
00:50:33There we have it, huh?
00:50:34Hey.
00:50:35Oh, we got to get into that toy shop.
00:50:45So, Pop, listen, I'm thinking, with Christmas coming, a lot of people are going to be leaving.
00:50:50Most of the feds, they left already.
00:50:53So, by Christmas, everybody else is probably going to be out of here.
00:50:56That's in two days.
00:50:57I know when Christmas is, you dope.
00:51:03Better figure out how to get rid of the security guard.
00:51:06Maybe we should just drug him.
00:51:08You know, when he falls asleep, we slip inside, put it in a sandwich, maybe?
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:15Brilliant.
00:51:17I could kiss you right now.
00:51:19Atta boy, Tony.
00:51:21Can I have your sandwich instead?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:24There she is.
00:51:27Tina, I'm cute.
00:51:28I love you.
00:51:29I love you.
00:51:29I love you.
00:51:33Wait.
00:51:34We almost forgot about the town meeting.
00:51:38Okay, everyone.
00:51:39I'm not sure why the sheriff isn't here yet,
00:51:41but we should get started.
00:51:43Okay, well, I'll start it off.
00:51:45We're here today to discuss the toy shop ownership.
00:51:52Sheriff?
00:51:54As you all know, the toy shop was willed to my son, Samuel.
00:51:59He's the sole inheritor.
00:52:01We're merely looking into the legality of the inheritance, Sheriff.
00:52:08That money was stolen.
00:52:10The toy shop does not even belong to you now.
00:52:14Hello.
00:52:17Maybe I can help with legalities.
00:52:21My name is Walton Banks.
00:52:25I have been Johnny Lester's attorney for more than 37 years.
00:52:32I can assure you that the inheritance was legal and binding and any claim here or in a courtroom.
00:52:45Let's not jump to court just yet, okay?
00:52:47This is just merely a friendly gathering of the town's people to discuss the toy shop,
00:52:53which, quite frankly, is now a landmark in this town with all the media coverage.
00:52:59This is wrong.
00:53:00So, that landmark now belongs to Samuel Jacobs.
00:53:07Okay.
00:53:07Well, how do we know Mr. Gold, I mean Mr. Lester, didn't purchase the toy shop with the money from the stolen jewels eight years ago?
00:53:16That toy shop was purchased with money that Johnny had saved in the bank for a very long time.
00:53:27I helped notarize the original sale documents.
00:53:32His net worth was in the millions prior to that alleged crime even taking place.
00:53:43And Samuel inherited the toy shop, along with Athena.
00:53:50The will has been fully exercised in the eyes of the law.
00:53:56But you can't say for certain that the toy shop wasn't purchased with the jewels that Oscar stole.
00:54:01We're not convinced that Johnny the Touch was the actual thief of the jewels eight years ago.
00:54:06Our investigation is slowly coming to a blow.
00:54:08We were sent here to find out if Johnny was the culprit.
00:54:12However, there's no solid evidence suggesting that he was.
00:54:17Exactly.
00:54:18Even the FBI agrees to the facts.
00:54:22Well, I guess we'll just have to file an injunction and proceed with arbitration if you see fit.
00:54:26But I'm always open to accepting delivery.
00:54:32Good day, sir.
00:54:38Okay, I think that's all for this evening.
00:54:41Thank you all for coming.
00:54:42But before I forget, please don't forget to sign up for this year's Christmas Talent Showcase.
00:54:48All the forms are in the back.
00:54:50Meeting adjourned.
00:54:51I don't get it, Dad.
00:54:56Why do people care if I own the toy shop or not?
00:54:58No, it's just politics, son, and you're stuck in the middle of it.
00:55:01Mm-hmm.
00:55:02Well, there are people who want the toy shop to be owned by the town so the town can make a profit on it.
00:55:07But Mr. Golden gave it to me.
00:55:09I know, but unfortunately to some of those people in town, it doesn't matter, sweetie.
00:55:14If they want it that bad, maybe we should just give it to them.
00:55:17I mean, at least I've got Athena.
00:55:20It's true.
00:55:22Why do we need the toy shop?
00:55:25I'm proud of you, Samuel.
00:55:28We'll do whatever you want to do.
00:55:29Like I said, you should have got Athena back.
00:55:33We should have her neutered.
00:55:34You think?
00:55:35Uh, well, not at the table.
00:55:38So, Mom.
00:55:41Mm-hmm.
00:55:42About the cookies.
00:55:43Mm-mm.
00:55:44After dinner.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:46Do not touch it.
00:55:47Nope.
00:55:48Nope.
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:52What do we want?
00:55:54Justice!
00:55:54When do we want it?
00:55:55Now!
00:55:56What do we want?
00:55:57Justice!
00:55:58When do we want it?
00:55:59Now!
00:56:00Hey, Teddy, how goes it, buddy?
00:56:02Sheriff, what's going on, man?
00:56:03Put a question for you.
00:56:04Yes, sir.
00:56:04Hey, my girl's sick and I kind of need to take my dogs out.
00:56:08Would you please, can I run to the house real fast?
00:56:10I'll come right back.
00:56:11Sure, but don't diddle-dattle.
00:56:12Hey.
00:56:13Yeah.
00:56:14Uh, again?
00:56:16No, no, no, no.
00:56:17Don't do anything until I get there.
00:56:19Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:56:20Hey, kids, go inside.
00:56:21I'll be right back.
00:56:23Come on.
00:56:24Come on, Athena.
00:56:25Isn't this great?
00:56:27It's so cool.
00:56:31He painted them himself.
00:56:34I'm going to add to it, too, one day.
00:56:36Can I help?
00:56:38The last one he did was his captain.
00:56:41Wait, look.
00:56:42There's a keyhole.
00:56:45And a key.
00:56:46Try it.
00:56:56Wait.
00:56:58Athena is the key.
00:57:01Come here, Athena.
00:57:02Whoa.
00:57:19God.
00:57:19It looks unattended.
00:57:36Come on.
00:57:49You figured it out.
00:57:53You found the hole for the key.
00:57:56I'm proud of you, Samuel.
00:57:58If this is you, I guess I'm just going to have
00:58:01to take a chance on that.
00:58:04Because now, the fun begins.
00:58:08Do you remember when we went fishing in my boat?
00:58:11Well, in the boat factory is a bathroom on the second floor.
00:58:16Now, I want you to go down there.
00:58:19I want you to take a good look around.
00:58:21Go to the second-stall toilet on the left and look in the top.
00:58:25Be well, Samuel.
00:58:27Don't forget your key.
00:58:28Is that where my jewels are?
00:58:32I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:35Sure you do.
00:58:37Let me see the iPad.
00:58:39No.
00:58:40No?
00:58:43You believe this kid?
00:58:44You listen good.
00:58:48This is where I get mean.
00:58:50I mean, really mean.
00:58:53You give me the iPad, punk.
00:58:57Mean?
00:58:58I mean really mean?
00:58:59It's funny, right?
00:59:00You're imbecile.
00:59:01Listen, kid.
00:59:02Give us the iPad and nobody gets hurt.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05Give me the iPad.
00:59:06Give me the iPad.
00:59:07Give it to me, now.
00:59:08I said give it to me.
00:59:10Go, go, go, go, go.
00:59:11You OK?
00:59:12Put a swing on that boat.
00:59:13OK.
00:59:14I'm fine.
00:59:15I'm fine.
00:59:16I'm fine.
00:59:17I'm fine.
00:59:18I'm fine.
00:59:19Athena, come on.
00:59:20We gotta go.
00:59:21Come on.
00:59:22Athena, come on.
00:59:23Come on.
00:59:24Come on, Athena.
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:26We gotta go.
00:59:27Athena, we gotta go.
00:59:28Come on, Athena.
00:59:29Come on.
00:59:30Athena, we gotta go.
00:59:31Come on.
00:59:32Please, get off your bikes.
00:59:33Please.
00:59:34Marty, we need your bikes.
00:59:35Please.
00:59:36It's an emergency.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:38We're being chased by the mob.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41We'll give you anything you want out of the toy shop.
00:59:43Can I have the red skateboard?
00:59:45Yes, yes, of course you can.
00:59:47You can have anything you want to.
00:59:49Fine.
00:59:50Thank you so much.
00:59:52Al, go get my dad at the sheriff's station.
00:59:54OK, just go.
00:59:55All right, thank you.
00:59:56Vanessa, get on.
00:59:58I want that skateboard.
01:00:02Oh, crap.
01:00:07Get out of the way.
01:00:09Hey, get out of the car.
01:00:11Make it with me.
01:00:12Come on.
01:00:13Oh, stupidest one.
01:00:15Let's go, fellas.
01:00:16We gotta move.
01:00:17Who's gonna make us?
01:00:19Just me.
01:00:21You're funny.
01:00:22Take the dog and roll.
01:00:24I'll move it for you.
01:00:26Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:00:28Back up, back up.
01:00:29Come on.
01:00:30Back up, back up.
01:00:31Tough guys.
01:00:33See, boss?
01:00:34A little bit of niceness goes a long way.
01:00:36So terrific.
01:00:37Come on.
01:00:38Here, take the leash, all right?
01:00:51I'm gonna go to run to the sheriff's office.
01:00:53I'll come with you.
01:00:55Hey, Roger, stay with the dog.
01:00:57What the hell?
01:00:58I didn't sign up for this.
01:00:59All right, come on.
01:01:00We gotta go.
01:01:01We gotta go.
01:01:02We gotta go.
01:01:03We gotta go.
01:01:04He's in the upstairs bathroom.
01:01:05He said, stick and stall.
01:01:06He's at the upstairs bathroom.
01:01:26He's at the second stall.
01:01:36Oh, I'm not getting that.
01:01:44Seriously.
01:01:45Just do it.
01:01:49You, you, you, you, you.
01:01:55Oh.
01:02:00These are their bikes.
01:02:03What's the matter with you?
01:02:05I don't know, guys.
01:02:06I don't feel so good.
01:02:07I feel really queasy.
01:02:09Get in the car.
01:02:12Come on.
01:02:18And my soul from out that shadow
01:02:21that lies floating on the floor
01:02:24shall be lifted never more?
01:02:27Huh?
01:02:28What does that mean?
01:02:30I'm not sure.
01:02:31Has he ever mentioned that to you before?
01:02:34No.
01:02:37Shall be lifted never more.
01:02:39I mean, maybe.
01:02:41It kinda sounds familiar.
01:02:46Sammy!
01:02:50They're here!
01:02:51Hear that, Pop?
01:02:52I think they're upstairs.
01:02:54Please.
01:02:57Please just give them the iPad.
01:02:58I'm scared.
01:02:59Don't be.
01:03:00Come on!
01:03:01Come on!
01:03:13Come on!
01:03:14Dad?
01:03:30Dad?
01:03:34Back here!
01:03:44Dad?
01:04:10Okay, come on. I'm at it, Angu.
01:04:12Come on out of there, you. Come on out of there.
01:04:14Come on.
01:04:16Now, give me that iPad,
01:04:18or I'm gonna plug you right here.
01:04:20Give me that iPad.
01:04:22Give it to me now.
01:04:24Come on. Give it to me.
01:04:26Who the hell is that?
01:04:28Ha! Made you look!
01:04:32Now that's a nutcracker!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:40Oh! Oh! Oh! Right...
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:46Very good. I'm gonna kill that dude.
01:04:48I'm gonna kill that dude.
01:04:58Get out of here!
01:05:00Who's making a hot plug?
01:05:02Hey you guys, stop!
01:05:04Don't make me use this. Just give me the iPad.
01:05:06Please, just leave us alone.
01:05:08Listen kids, I take no pleasure in this, but I got a job to do. Just give me the iPad.
01:05:11No.
01:05:12You're no killer.
01:05:14You're a good man.
01:05:16I can tell it in your eyes.
01:05:18I'm bad.
01:05:19I'm a bad guy.
01:05:20Trust me.
01:05:24Come on.
01:05:25Come on, Vanessa.
01:05:26Let's go.
01:05:27Guys, oh God.
01:05:43Where's the kid?
01:05:44I don't know what they hit me with.
01:05:45You let them get away?
01:05:46I tried, I swear.
01:05:48You moron!
01:05:49Get in the car.
01:05:50Go on.
01:05:52They probably went back to the toy shop.
01:05:54Over 10 million dollars were stolen.
01:05:56Speaking of which, Jacobs.
01:05:58When was the last time you were in Michigan?
01:06:01Sheriff!
01:06:02Al, give me a minute, son.
01:06:03I can't wait, Sheriff.
01:06:04They're after them.
01:06:05Who's after who exactly?
01:06:06The mob guys, Sheriff.
01:06:07They're after Sam.
01:06:08What are you talking about?
01:06:09It's true, Sheriff.
01:06:10I saw them.
01:06:11Where are they at now?
01:06:12At the lake.
01:06:13The lake?
01:06:14Hey, stay here and tell your dad what's going on.
01:06:16You better go.
01:06:21He never gets killed.
01:06:26Wait, I think I know what the clue means.
01:06:43We need to get to the toy shop.
01:06:45It has to do something with a really special book.
01:06:47Come on!
01:06:48Whoa, Marnie, you're here!
01:06:49I thought you losers would be sleeping with the fishes by now.
01:06:54I'm here for my skateboard.
01:06:55Oh, yeah, sure.
01:06:56Come on in.
01:06:57Just hold on.
01:06:58Hi.
01:06:59Whoa.
01:07:00Oh, yeah.
01:07:01You earned it.
01:07:02Awesome.
01:07:03So, what do you think the clue is?
01:07:04Come on.
01:07:05I'll show you.
01:07:06There.
01:07:07Edgar Allan Poe.
01:07:08Edgar Allan Poe.
01:07:09I'm here for my skateboard.
01:07:10I'm here for my skateboard.
01:07:11Oh, yeah, sure.
01:07:12Come on in.
01:07:13Just hold on.
01:07:14Hi.
01:07:15Whoa.
01:07:16Oh, yeah.
01:07:17You earned it.
01:07:18Awesome.
01:07:19So, what do you think the clue is?
01:07:20Come on.
01:07:21I'll show you.
01:07:22There!
01:07:23Edgar Allan Poe.
01:07:24The Raven.
01:07:25Oscar said that the Raven is about not being able to change.
01:07:27He asks the Raven questions, but the Raven always replies.
01:07:28My soul, from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, shall tell me in my dreams that it will be never more.
01:07:51Nevermore.
01:07:54Nevermore.
01:07:55You understand that?
01:07:57Good.
01:07:58Nevermore.
01:08:08Yo!
01:08:09That's so cool!
01:08:13Come on!
01:08:21Did you know this was here?
01:08:24No.
01:08:25I've never been in here.
01:08:28Look!
01:08:29There's a safe!
01:08:34It's got a code lock.
01:08:36Like, a word?
01:08:39Try your name.
01:08:40What?
01:08:41Samuel, just try it.
01:08:42Okay.
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:51What about the dog?
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:55Good idea.
01:08:56Athena is the key.
01:08:57Remember?
01:09:06Shoot!
01:09:08Captain!
01:09:14Man was screwed!
01:09:16Wait.
01:09:17Athena was what?
01:09:19A dog.
01:09:20Try dog.
01:09:21Oh, yeah!
01:09:22No, silly!
01:09:23Athena?
01:09:24Goddess?
01:09:26Try goddess!
01:09:27Hmm?
01:09:37Nope.
01:09:39Hmm.
01:09:40Look, my dad loved Greek mythology.
01:09:55He said that Athena was the goddess of wisdom in war.
01:09:59Try wisdom.
01:10:10We're rich!
01:10:23You figured it out, Samuel.
01:10:26Again.
01:10:27These are the jewels from the safe I cracked years ago in New York.
01:10:31It wasn't just about the money, Samuel.
01:10:34Life should never be about money.
01:10:36Life...
01:10:37Life is not a journey.
01:10:40Always remember that, Samuel.
01:10:43Life, for me, was a splendid journey.
01:10:46A journey of hits.
01:10:47A journey of misses.
01:10:49Have fun with my jewels.
01:10:51Alright, Samuel, boy.
01:10:55The gigs up.
01:10:57No more games.
01:11:00Well, I flat blast you.
01:11:03I can't have kids anymore because of you.
01:11:06You know?
01:11:08We'll take this.
01:11:09We'll take this.
01:11:26Open it.
01:11:27Finally, my jewels.
01:11:28Alright.
01:11:29Take the jewels to the car.
01:11:30I'll be right out.
01:11:31Come on.
01:11:32Come on, boss.
01:11:33Leave the kids alone.
01:11:34I said...
01:11:35Go to the car.
01:11:36You made this harder than it had to be.
01:11:37Okay?
01:11:38You're not gonna get away with this.
01:11:39What are you gonna do?
01:11:40Shoot all of us?
01:11:41No.
01:11:42I'm just gonna shoot you, smartass.
01:11:43You're a coward.
01:11:44So long, sonny boy.
01:11:45Give Johnny my regards.
01:11:46I'm just gonna shoot you, smartass.
01:11:47I'm just gonna shoot you, smartass.
01:11:48You're a coward.
01:11:49So long, sonny boy.
01:11:50Give Johnny my regards.
01:11:51Huh?
01:11:52Arrivederci.
01:11:53Come on, boss.
01:11:54It's Christmas.
01:11:55Let's just get the jewels and get out of here.
01:11:56No kids.
01:11:57I'm just gonna shoot you, smartass.
01:11:58You're a coward.
01:11:59So long, sonny boy.
01:12:00Give Johnny my regards.
01:12:01Huh?
01:12:02Arrivederci.
01:12:03Come on, boss.
01:12:04It's Christmas.
01:12:05Let's just get the jewels and get out of here.
01:12:06No kids, pops.
01:12:07Come on.
01:12:08Come on.
01:12:09You know that.
01:12:10I'm gonna see you on the other side, kid.
01:12:11Pow.
01:12:12Pow.
01:12:13Pow.
01:12:14Pow.
01:12:15Come on.
01:12:16Come on.
01:12:17Come on.
01:12:18I'm just gonna shoot you, smartass.
01:12:19You're a coward.
01:12:20You're a coward.
01:12:21So long, sonny boy.
01:12:22Give Johnny my regards.
01:12:23Huh?
01:12:24Arrivederci.
01:12:25Come on, boss.
01:12:26It's Christmas.
01:12:27Let's just get the jewels and get out of here.
01:12:28No kids, pops.
01:12:29Come on.
01:12:30Come on.
01:12:31Merry Christmas.
01:12:36Merry Christmas.
01:12:55Put your hands where I can see him!
01:13:01Drop the gun!
01:13:02I'll put it down.
01:13:03I'll put it down.
01:13:04I'll put it down.
01:13:05Here.
01:13:06And the bag.
01:13:07Down on your knees!
01:13:08Easy.
01:13:09Take it easy, guys.
01:13:10All right.
01:13:11All right.
01:13:12All right.
01:13:13Let's go.
01:13:14Come on.
01:13:15Sit up.
01:13:16Sit up.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:18Sit up.
01:13:19Come on.
01:13:20Come on.
01:13:21Come on.
01:13:22Come on.
01:13:23Come on.
01:13:24Come on.
01:13:25Come on.
01:13:26Come on.
01:13:27Come on.
01:13:28Come on.
01:13:29Come on.
01:13:30Sit up.
01:13:31Yeah.
01:13:32The right to remain silent.
01:13:33The only thing you say can, it will be used against you in the court of law.
01:13:37Dad!
01:13:38We found the jewels!
01:13:39We cracked the code!
01:13:40The code was wisdom.
01:13:41Wisdom.
01:13:42I'm proud of you guys.
01:13:43Oh, that's close enough.
01:13:44All right.
01:13:45Let's get on.
01:13:46Get on me, fam.
01:13:47Wow.
01:13:48Merry Christmas, everyone.
01:13:49We have a follow-up on the Johnny the Touch Lester story.
01:14:02The jewels have been found.
01:14:04The FBI released a statement that all but $200,000 of the jewels have been recovered.
01:14:09The case is now considered closed.
01:14:18Mr. Amici, it is said to be that you are the mastermind behind the New York Safe and Trust
01:14:21Heist.
01:14:22Is that so?
01:14:23We're innocent of all charges.
01:14:25It'll be settled in court.
01:14:28You too.
01:14:35Congratulations again, Samuel.
01:14:37Yeah, I can't believe you actually own the shop now.
01:14:40Thanks.
01:14:41I know.
01:14:42Me too.
01:14:43I really want that one.
01:14:45Okay, we can get that one.
01:14:47How about you?
01:14:48But what about this one?
01:14:49It's signed.
01:14:50It could be more valuable.
01:14:51How much is this?
01:14:52Uh, that's $15.99.
01:14:53Hey, Vanessa.
01:14:55I saw your pops work in the front.
01:14:57Pretty cool.
01:14:58Yeah, it is pretty cool.
01:14:59We told you it was all gonna work itself out.
01:15:02Aw, thanks guys.
01:15:03We'll see you guys later.
01:15:05Alright, see you guys.
01:15:07Come back anytime.
01:15:08Hi, I'd like to buy this.
01:15:10I think this one, it is, it's $19.99.
01:15:13Okay.
01:15:15Oh, perfect.
01:15:16Merry Christmas.
01:15:17Thank you so much.
01:15:18Merry Christmas.
01:15:19Well, Merry Christmas.
01:15:24Merry Christmas.
01:15:25Merry Christmas, Sheriff Jacob.
01:15:27Come on in.
01:15:28Merry Christmas.
01:15:29Merry Christmas.
01:15:30Good to see you.
01:15:31Come on in.
01:15:32Hey, Samuel.
01:15:33Hey, Merry Christmas, Vanessa.
01:15:34For me?
01:15:35Yep, for me.
01:15:36You shouldn't have.
01:15:45Whoa!
01:15:46Thanks, Samuel.
01:15:47You're welcome.
01:15:48Merry Christmas.
01:15:49Merry Christmas.
01:15:50Samuel, I know you have your own toy shop now, but, uh, wanted to get you some.
01:15:54Thank you!
01:15:55Oh, thanks!
01:15:56Merry Christmas, son.
01:15:58Hey, what do you say we get in the Christmas spirit with a little Carol?
01:16:00A little Jingle Jacks!
01:16:01Yeah!
01:16:02Yeah!
01:16:03Why not?
01:16:04Let's do it.
01:16:05Let's do it.
01:16:06Let's make it happen.
01:16:07Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:16:08All the way, girl.
01:16:09Sing it.
01:16:10Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
01:16:12Hey!
01:16:13Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:16:14All the way, baby.
01:16:15Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
01:16:25Hey!
01:16:26Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:16:30All the way, baby.
01:16:31Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
01:16:40So, did the FBI contact you?
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47They said they are satisfied with the jewels being recovered and said I could keep my toy shop.
01:16:52Though, I figured that the town should get half.
01:16:56Pretty cool.
01:16:57Yeah.
01:16:58Hey, there's actually one last video Oscar had on here.
01:17:03I have another little surprise for you.
01:17:06In 2014, I heard about this phenomenon called Bitcoin.
01:17:11I've heard of Bitcoin.
01:17:13Well, I bought 650 of them and paid $320 each.
01:17:19Last I read, Bitcoin had hit $50,000 a coin.
01:17:24I'm about to pass out.
01:17:25That's over, well, let's see, 650 times 320.
01:17:3030 million dollars.
01:17:32But I'm not gonna make it easy for you.
01:17:35I do have a clue for you, though.
01:17:37If Athena was the key, and if you're watching this now you figured it all out,
01:17:43and you know wisdom opened that safe,
01:17:47then what if the key to Athena is Athena herself?
01:17:54Goodbye, Samuel.
01:17:56The key to Athena is Athena?
01:18:03I'm so lost.
01:18:05That's 30 million dollars down the drain.
01:18:09Wait a minute.
01:18:10I think I caught it.
01:18:12Come on, let's go.
01:18:14Come on.
01:18:15Get up.
01:18:16Come on.
01:18:17Come on.
01:18:23Hey, Teddy.
01:18:24Hey.
01:18:25I noticed your name was on the list.
01:18:27Uh, what's your talent?
01:18:28Uh, well, I sing a little bit.
01:18:31And next up, our local security.
01:18:34Mr. Teddy Kane.
01:18:37Wish me luck.
01:18:44She knows what she's doing.
01:19:01Her heart understands.
01:19:07She's my voice of reason.
01:19:13I'm a far better man.
01:19:17In the hands of a woman.
01:19:23Your love, love, love, oh, so sweet.
01:19:29In the hands of a woman.
01:19:34There's a place for guys like me.
01:19:44Over the years, he used to be able to say, uh, Merry Christmas.
01:19:47You know, now it's, uh, Happy Holidays, which is good.
01:19:50You know, we gotta be accepting of everyone's differences.
01:19:52But I think it may have gone a little bit too far.
01:19:54You know, like even, uh, Santa's gotten a little progressive.
01:19:58You know, like this year, uh, you know, instead of reindeer, uh, now he's gone full electric with his sleigh.
01:20:04I saw you dog around town.
01:20:06Guess what I found?
01:20:08Took him down to the town.
01:20:10Huh, that's what I said.
01:20:12You gotta be careful with your dog and my dog.
01:20:14WELL!
01:20:24WELL!
01:20:26WELL!!!
01:20:28WELL!!!
01:20:30WELL!!!
01:20:31We're gonna keep that dog on the police, son.
01:20:33You feel me?
01:20:36We're gonna go to death.
01:20:41Now you can't bring me down, down.
01:20:47You can shut me up but can't steal my ground.
01:20:51I don't want a fire.
01:20:53Just trying to live my best life, yeah.
01:20:57Now you can't bring me down, down.
01:21:01You say you ain't me, but do you love yourself?
01:21:06You take that pain and put it out on someone else.
01:21:11That ain't no way to do it, that ain't no way to be.
01:21:16You got good inside your heart.
01:21:20I guess you just wish you were me, wish you were me, wish you were me.
01:21:28I guess you just wish you were me.
01:21:33I guess you just wish you were me, wish you were me.
01:21:37Deck the halls with boughs of holly, tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
01:22:03Don we now our, gay apparel, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
01:22:11Troll the ancient, Yuletide Carol, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
01:22:28Action.
01:22:32Hey, cut, cut, cut. What are you guys doing?
01:22:35Um, you said action.
01:22:37But not TikTok action. Let's get back to work. Come on.
01:22:41All right. Ready? And action.
01:22:46Oh, geez. I quit. That's it. I'm done.
01:22:51Hey, cut, cut, cut.
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