00:00Hi, this is Matilda Grover. My father, Daniel, helped me make this teen debit account.
00:06He's a charlatan.
00:09I have no intention of kicking the bucket anytime soon.
00:14Grifter, uh...
00:16I didn't say you were the first person to see me.
00:18Steal a bunch of money from my mom.
00:20I watched you die!
00:22Oh, so now you're a doctor.
00:24I could have been a doctor if it wasn't for you!
00:27If you have a drop-down, you can put dead to me.
00:30I'm not dead.
00:31You'll never be dead to me, Daddy.
00:32Oh my God, my whole family is being haunted without me.
00:38Anyone who can see Daniel, raise your hand.
00:41Yeah.
00:45Cool.
00:46AHHHHH!
00:47Oh God, Jesus!
00:49AHHHHH!
00:50AHHHHH!
00:51No, no, it's okay.
00:53Okay, choking?
00:55I can't abandon a pregnant woman and an exorcism.
00:58Not again!
00:58That is so profoundly difficult, and I do understand, you know, even past being your account representative, I'm a man, human, man.
01:09I understand emotions and I feel them.
01:12And I'm a human member of the human species.
01:16Yeah, well, keep saying it, because it gets more convincing every time you do.
01:21I cannot tell somebody that my dead ex-husband doesn't think he's dead, because that kid's gonna make me look like a fucking idiot!
01:29Stop talking!
01:30Stop talking!
01:32Barry is a psychic rabbi.
01:36This ordeal is very real.
01:40It's not just in your mind.
01:43So I'm right and everyone else is wrong!
01:47This house will be cleaned!
01:50The dad is worried you're not taking the astral travel thing seriously.
01:58Dad!
01:59Do you see a light at the end of a tunnel?
02:02Go towards it!
02:03Don't go towards it!
02:04Don't go towards it!
02:05That's how they get you!
02:06Are you still talking to this asshole?
02:08Yes!
02:09I'll be right back!
02:10I'll see you next time!
02:12Woo!
02:13Bye!
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