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00:00I'm a wild green guy living under the bed
00:07I gobble up a sock before you turn your head
00:09Like a boat to life, make a hard jump
00:12My name is Mr. Bumpy, I go bump, bump, bump, yeah bump
00:15Bump, bump, bumpity bump
00:16Everybody bump
00:17Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:18He goes a hundred miles an hour, he's great dynamite
00:21His name is Mr. Bumpy, he goes on in the night
00:23It's Bump, wish-quish
00:24He's my very best pal
00:25Bump with mine
00:26She's my favorite gal
00:27Bump, closet monster, and destructo tube
00:29But those guys don't bother Bumpy, he knows what to do
00:32Say bump
00:32Bump, bump, bumpity bump
00:34Everybody bump
00:34Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:36He goes a hundred miles an hour, he's great dynamite
00:38His name is Mr. Bumpy, he goes on in the night
00:40You can bump with a dog, bump with a bug
00:43Bump on the ceiling or bump on the rug
00:45And you can bump too from the east to the west
00:47Just bump with the monster, you love best
00:49Say bump
00:50Bump, bump, bumpity yeah
00:51Everybody bump
00:53Bump, bumpity yeah
00:54He goes a hundred miles an hour, he's great dynamite
00:56His name is Mr. Bumpy, he goes on in the night
00:58My name is Mr. Bumpy, I go bump in the night
01:10Turbo-toutranoid
01:12Ooh I want it
01:13Ooh cool
01:14Plastic robot
01:16Give it
01:17I've got to stir so the milk can get chocolatey nutritious.
01:27Hmm. Send one box stop and receive this cool plastic Turbo Totronoid absolutely free.
01:33And if you're not satisfied, return for a full refund.
01:37Here's the box stop! Here's the box stop! Here's the box stop!
01:39That means I get my own Turbo Totronoid for free!
01:44The mailman cometh.
01:46Oh, my cold plastic robot. I can't wait to play with it.
01:50It's here! It's big. It's from Japan. It's gonna be great!
01:55Do you really think so?
02:00It's supposed to be high tech. This is low tech.
02:04What a rip. Where's my gigantic, humongous, willy-cool Turbo Totronoid?
02:08Where, where, where, where, where?
02:10Phew. Thank goodness for false advertising.
02:13I thought you'd be a big nasty harbinger of destruction, but you're too small to do any harm.
02:20Why, you're not scary at all. You're kind of cute.
02:24But poor Mr. Bumpy's very disappointed. I must go and cheer him up.
02:29Look at it this way. You got far and above the recommended daily allowance of nine vitamins and minerals with each box of Choco Space Flakes you ate.
02:43But I wanted a big, mega-cooled Turbo Totronoid!
02:48Sugar-frosted shark puffs!
02:51Ooh, that realistic scent!
02:53There you see? Everything's going to turn out fine, Mr. Bumpy.
02:58Why, tomorrow, we can mail that little robot back for a full refund,
03:02and we can send off for this neat-o-plastic ditch-avenger laser-bubbled submarine!
03:08And the sooner we get to sleep, the sooner we can send off for it!
03:13I'm snoring already, Squishman!
03:16See?
03:17Good night, Mr. Bumpy.
03:22What was that?
03:23It's the big, high-tech Turbo Totronoid that Bumpy wanted!
03:34It's in your house!
03:36Get it away from me!
03:38Mr. Bumpy! Mr. Bumpy!
03:41Oh, hi, Squish.
03:42It's out in the hallway, Mr. Bumpy.
03:44It's a big, mean Turbo Totronoid machine!
03:47It's going to destructo us all, Mr. Bumpy!
03:50I just know it!
03:52Did you see it's a big, cool, Turbo Totronoid?
03:55Wow! I gotta see this!
03:57No, no, you don't understand, Mr. Bumpy!
03:59It's horrendous!
04:01Where is it?
04:03No, you must have dreamed it.
04:06Go back to bed, Squishington!
04:08You, uh, need your beauty sleep.
04:11Dreamed it?
04:13I sure hope so.
04:22Mr. Bumpy! Mr. Bumpy!
04:24But, Mama, I didn't want to wear the pink dress.
04:28Oh, no.
04:28Mr. Bumpy didn't hear me.
04:30I'll have to make a run for it.
04:32Ah!
04:34Ah! Mr. Bumpy!
04:35Mr. Bumpy!
04:37That killer robot is out in the hall right now!
04:40You have to come and see it, Mr. Bumpy!
04:42It's real!
04:45Show it to me tomorrow, Squish.
04:48I'm sleepy.
04:50What am I going to do?
04:52There is no one to save me from that mean old machine.
04:56Except, is it not the most ferocious thing you have ever seen, Miss Molly?
05:01Oh, I cannot bear to look!
05:03Well, I guess it could be kind of scary looking.
05:07Personally, I think it's cute.
05:10Cute?
05:11No!
05:11The robot was enormous and-and-and-possilutely-anus Molly!
05:16I think it's all a matter of perspective.
05:20You were probably just looking at it closely,
05:23and it appeared bigger than it actually is, Squisher.
05:26Oh!
05:27There's nothing to be afraid of, okay?
05:30Sweet dreams.
05:32I don't know.
05:33Maybe it was just an optical delusion, hmm?
05:36Well, I guess I should try to go back to bed-y-bye.
05:48Whoever you are out there,
05:50could you please stop making that sound?
05:53Please!
05:54Stop it!
05:56Please!
05:57You are fixing me!
05:59It seems I will have to do something about this.
06:03I have a hunch that this might be a trap!
06:14Oh, my.
06:15I, Squishington, have brought the mighty Turbo-Totranoid down!
06:22Oh, I feel like a million bucks!
06:27I don't know what you just said, but if you make another move toward me, I'll deck you again!
06:37Oh, don't cry, little robot!
06:44What's wrong?
06:46Oh, my!
06:47Oh!
06:47I feel like a million bucks!
06:47Oh!
06:48I feel like a million bucks!
06:49I feel like a million bucks!
06:50You speak Spanish?
06:55Parlez-vous francais?
06:58Oh, I get it! Subtitles!
07:02Oh, you miss your home in Osaka!
07:06And your family!
07:15On one day, I took my family and left to America.
07:24You were mailed against your will!
07:27Oh, what can I do to help you get back home to your family?
07:31Wait, I know!
07:33I can send you back to your home in Osaka and get a full refund, too!
07:37Excuse me, I'm so proud of you.
07:40Thank you for your friends, my American friends.
07:43Oh, you're welcome, little robot.
07:46Write to me, okay? We could be pen pals.
07:50It's a letter from my pen pal, the little robot!
07:53When's my ditch Avenger laser bubble submarine gonna be here
07:56and where'd that little robot go, Squishington?
07:59Home.
08:13I am Bob-man!
08:18The bravest of them all!
08:19The brightest, the strongest!
08:22Even my muscles have muscles!
08:26I sneer at danger!
08:29Sneer!
08:30I laugh in the face of pain!
08:33I burp in the face of adversity!
08:36Burp! In the face of adversity!
08:40And now, I must fly!
08:43And now, I must fly!
08:46And now I must fly!
08:55What is it, Mr. Bumpy? Is something broken?
08:58No. Worse!
09:00I got a splitter!
09:03See?
09:06Don't hurt me!
09:08Oh, hush now. It's okay, Mr. Bumpy. Nothing to worry about.
09:13Aren't you forgetting something?
09:16Thanks, Molly! Oh, you saved my life!
09:19You got those healing hands! You got those magic fingers!
09:23You ever thought about being a doctor?
09:27Was it something I said?
09:36I'm not scared!
09:37I'm laughing!
09:48My future!
09:50Please come today!
09:52Please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!
09:54Oh, please, oh, please.
09:57Oh, it's just you.
10:05Hey, what you doing?
10:06You want to scare the mailman?
10:08Nope.
10:08But actually, I'm waiting for something to be delivered, and you gave me the idea.
10:13I did?
10:14Well, give it back then.
10:16I sent away for the easy-does-it doctor correspondence course.
10:20You're looking at the future Dr. Coddle comfort doll, M.D.
10:24It's here.
10:29It's beautiful.
10:34But, uh, where's the instruction manual?
10:45How do you feel, Mr. Bumpy?
10:47Awful.
10:50I feel like an elephant sat on me.
10:54Oh, that's great.
10:57You can be my first patient.
10:59I'm so happy for you.
11:01Sounds like you need immediate internal treatment.
11:04Here we go.
11:05101 medical uses for the leech.
11:08Now that's modern doctoring in action.
11:10Hmm, I wonder where I can find a leech.
11:16Maybe Squishington would know.
11:20Tell him I said hi.
11:25Wake up, Squishington.
11:27It's a medical emergency.
11:28What is it?
11:29What is it?
11:30I need your help.
11:31Mr. Bumpy's in terrible shape.
11:33He says he feels like an elephant sat on him.
11:36An elephant?
11:37Yes.
11:38Do you have any leeches in there?
11:39An elephant.
11:41Ah!
11:41Oh, exciting.
11:43I've always wanted to see an elephant.
11:45I'll be down in a minute.
11:47Hurry.
11:48I don't know how long he can last.
11:50Oh, I gotta watch those fallen boxes.
11:54You'd think I was in a cartoon or something.
11:59Hmm.
12:00Wonder if I have what it takes to be a doctor.
12:04Tasty.
12:07Ah!
12:08It seems I've got a hunger for knowledge.
12:11Hurry, Squishington.
12:20Mr. Bumpy's life depends on us.
12:23Oh.
12:27There's so much technical stuff in here.
12:30You all know the difference.
12:37See?
12:38My first patient.
12:39But I thought there was going to be an elephant.
12:44Ah.
12:45You seem a little better.
12:46Any other symptoms, Mr. Bumpy?
12:49Well, I kind of got a tummy ache.
12:52I got back just in time.
12:54Wait a moment while I consult the manual.
12:56Wow.
12:57This is really cutting-edge medicine.
13:00Look.
13:01Electronic diagnosis.
13:03Incredible.
13:04Open heart surgery.
13:06Amazing.
13:07Organ transplantation.
13:08Everything I could possibly want to know is right here.
13:13But Molly, that's...
13:14Squishington!
13:15Oh.
13:15It sounds like you're sick, too.
13:17I'm hospitalizing you both.
13:19But Molly...
13:20Now, you two rest while I go out and get the supplies I need.
13:26Oh.
13:26Fascinating.
13:27Fascinating.
13:28Fascinating.
13:31Relax, Squish.
13:32You got yourself all tied up in knots.
13:35But, Mr. Bumpy, she has the wrong instruction manual.
13:38In fact, she has five or six wrong instruction manuals.
13:42I know.
13:43I hate the real ones.
13:45All of them?
13:46Uh-huh.
13:46Oh, no.
13:47Sorry, buddy.
13:48I know I should have saved some of you, but play along with it.
13:51The poor kid's got her heart set on this doctor business, and I don't want to let her down.
13:56How bad could this be?
13:57I'll need this.
14:02And this.
14:03And this.
14:04And this.
14:07And this.
14:13There.
14:14That should just about do it.
14:16Oh.
14:17What's taking her so long, Mr. Bumpy?
14:20She's probably out in the kitchen eating ice cream on a stick so she can make tongue depressors.
14:25What a cute kid.
14:28Here I am.
14:29I had no idea assembling the tools of the doctor's art would be so complicated.
14:34But now I'm ready.
14:38I know.
14:39It's awe-inspiring.
14:42That's doctor equipment?
14:45Of course.
14:46It's exactly what the manual's called for.
14:48If this doesn't cure you, nothing will.
14:51Shall we begin?
14:52Let's see.
14:53Insert CO2 detector.
14:55Don't you just love these technical doctor terms?
14:57Who wants to volunteer?
15:01Okay then, Squishington.
15:02You're it.
15:04Insert CO2 detector.
15:05Insert CO2 detector.
15:06Ensure that inflation is at least 35 pounds per square inch.
15:15Check for root rot.
15:16If root rot is discovered, add peat moss and activated charcoal immediately.
15:21Then, stuff with onions, garlic, and finely diced carrots.
15:33To add that je ne sais quoi zest, add several gallons of apple cider vinegar.
15:37And finally, signal strength must be tuned within limits set forth at the International Broadcasters' Conference.
15:44That's it.
15:45Squishington, you'll be happy to hear that my tests show you're in absolutely perfect health.
15:54And you'll receive your smog certificate, too.
15:56You can get up now.
15:57You can get up now.
15:58Squishington?
15:59Squishington?
16:00You can get up now.
16:01Hello, loyal listeners.
16:03It is my great pleasure to give you indigestion.
16:06Cue the news on the hour.
16:07Tornadoes devastate this hilarious tune from France.
16:11Jerry Lewis and Boris Yeltsin sing.
16:13Elvis has left the building.
16:15And a test of the just-in-case-of-an-emergency broadcast beep.
16:18This is only a test beep.
16:19This is only a test beep.
16:25The radio's on, but no one's at home.
16:28Oh, how could this happen?
16:30I followed all the instructions down to the itsiest, bitsiest comma.
16:33Snap out of it, squishington!
16:39Mr. Bumpy, did you do something to my instruction manuals?
16:43What makes you ask that?
16:45Caution.
16:46The Easy Does It Doctor Correspondence course is not intended to replace six years of medical
16:51school.
16:52Doctors are professionals.
16:53Whatever you do, don't try this at home.
16:55We mean it.
16:56How could you?
16:57How could you?
16:58Oh, it was really easy.
17:00I ate the first manual, and then the rest went down in no time.
17:04I'll never practice medicine again.
17:11What a fool I am!
17:12Come on, buddy.
17:15Talk to me!
17:16We apologize.
17:17We are experiencing technical difficulties.
17:19Technical difficulties.
17:20Technical difficulties.
17:21Technical difficulties.
17:22Technical difficulties.
17:23Oh no!
17:24Any second now!
17:25He's gonna fry!
17:26Molly!
17:27You gotta save him!
17:28You gotta, you gotta, you gotta!
17:29But I can't!
17:30I can't!
17:31I can't!
17:32I'm a sham!
17:33A frog!
17:34A lie!
17:35I'm not a doctor!
17:36I'm a comfort doll!
17:38But you're the only one who can possibly perform mouth-to-monster resuscitation!
17:44Cause it ain't gonna be me.
17:45Please, Molly!
17:46It's the only way!
17:48arrows!
17:49Hey!
17:51Let's go!
17:52Good!
17:54Perfect!
17:55flaming tw village㦠doet
17:58Now they just grab your window.
17:59They can't catch me!
18:00Cover yourself in the Spoon Game!
18:03I'm not guilty!
18:05Not guilty!
18:06That'll do actually work with my therapist!
18:08agemge
18:11With The Medic
18:12New Training
18:13Dr. Coddle, not here, there are people watching.
18:43You see, I told you you could do it.
18:48You were right, Mr. Bumpy.
18:50Okay, Squishington, prep the patient for the instruction manulectomy.
18:57Nurse, pliers.
18:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
19:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
19:32You know what, the backyard.
19:39Yeah, you got to call the camera.
19:42You got to call the one, no, no, no, no.
19:45I'm going to pay for the appointment.
19:46You're not going to pay for a second.
19:49You're not going to pay for the appointment.
19:51I'll pay for a second.
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