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00:05:44Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah, nanti saya balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, berikut rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Bye.
00:05:54Bye.
00:05:54Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:02Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:02Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:06Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:19Tidak, tiga, dua, Tiga.
00:06:20Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:24Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:26Hello, Ibu.
00:06:28Ibu, I went to the supermarket.
00:06:32So, I went to the supermarket.
00:06:34Look, it's like this.
00:06:36It's like this.
00:06:38It's like this.
00:06:40It's like this.
00:06:42It's like this.
00:06:46Ibu?
00:06:48Are you okay?
00:06:50This is just water.
00:06:54I can do it, I can do it.
00:06:56I can do it, I can do it.
00:06:58Ibu, why?
00:07:00Why?
00:07:02There's a lot of thinking.
00:07:06I can do it.
00:07:08Yes.
00:07:10It's okay, I can do it.
00:07:12Let's do it.
00:07:14Let's do it.
00:07:16Let's do it.
00:07:18Ibu, I can do it.
00:07:20I can do it.
00:07:22I can do it.
00:07:24I can do it.
00:07:26I can do it.
00:07:28Okay.
00:07:30One, two, three.
00:07:36Ya ampun, Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, Ibu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya, udah jadi simpenannya bupati lho, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:02Hahaha.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, Ibu, aku kayak nanya deh.
00:08:12Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:20Kerja di kementerian?
00:08:22Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:28Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah, gimana?
00:08:32Super, Bu. Super.
00:08:33Sampung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu loh, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia masuk kelas lingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:01Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Enggak, gak usah. Aku mau pergi cek toko. Aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu terakhir dong, Bu.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, Bu. Bosku, Bosku.
00:09:28Bosku, cakep.
00:09:30Bosku cakep, hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:53Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:16Pak.
00:10:20Pak.
00:10:21Apa?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:23Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:29Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak ibu.
00:10:33Kenapa?
00:10:35Kenapa?
00:10:36Kenapa?
00:10:37Buka ibu.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Lihat berita gak?
00:10:52Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuk.
00:10:55Kamu balikin ke yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia, Lengkai, kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu udah dengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tau kerjaan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sampel kantor.
00:11:30Sampel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma pereka sekolah kan yang nama Instagram-nya dia gak ketukar sama pereka lain!
00:11:42Cis!
00:11:46Cis itu di mobil terus loh.
00:11:48Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:49Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:52Besok di mobil terus.
00:11:53Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:54Ya beneran.
00:11:55Beneran.
00:11:56Ya beneran.
00:11:57Ya beneran kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:01Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:03Makasih.
00:12:04Makasih.
00:12:05Makasih.
00:12:06Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:07Aku gak bodoh ya Broto.
00:12:08Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:09Aku mau kemana sih?
00:12:10Ayo!
00:12:11Ayu!
00:12:12Masya gaaaa!
00:12:14Yuk!
00:12:15Yuk!
00:12:16Ayo!
00:12:17Ayo!
00:12:18Eyo!
00:12:20Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:21Aku gak bodoh ya Broto.
00:12:22Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk?
00:12:23Ayo!
00:12:24Masya gaaa!
00:12:28Mike Dungyuk. I'm not sure you know it's a new
00:12:33new
00:12:37I
00:12:39you
00:12:41you
00:12:43you
00:12:45want to sit back and live with a new
00:12:49be
00:12:52talk about well
00:12:54three times you'll do with women like me
00:12:56don't let my wife
00:13:08i want to put you
00:13:10i want to go
00:13:12leave me
00:13:14i didn't know
00:13:22I don't care about you, Broto.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with you because I love you.
00:13:51Nggak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Eh, apa itu tangannya? Nggak boleh, Bu.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one you're looking for,
00:14:35then I'll go.
00:14:38I'll go.
00:14:41Don't go to the hospital until you feel sick.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you, Ibu.
00:15:02Come on.
00:15:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:08I'm sorry.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya, kok enggak bilang enggak?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir,
00:15:21ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian enggak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Enggak kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis niatnya gitu kayak enggak kangen deh.
00:15:31Oh, maaf.
00:15:33Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan, aku enggak.
00:15:39Enggak usah dong.
00:15:40Enggak enggak enggak kangen.
00:15:41Enggak enggak kangen.
00:15:42Enggak enggak kangen.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Enggak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya.
00:15:52Enggak pandangan lu.
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Iya, ibu ya.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:00Ija mana?
00:16:02Oh, mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:14Hmm.
00:16:17Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat script kegit ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di Departemen Store kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan.
00:16:29Cuma 90 persennya.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen.
00:16:40Tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Ibu, duduk-duduk.
00:16:48Ibu, duduk-duduk.
00:16:50Ibu, duduk-duduk.
00:16:51Serhat dulu.
00:16:52Capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin muka ya.
00:16:59Gak sayang, gak pake gula-gula.
00:17:05Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:09Gimas mana?
00:17:10Bu?
00:17:11Ibu?
00:17:12Ibu?
00:17:13Bu?
00:17:14Halo, Bu?
00:17:15Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:16Hmm, pesan.
00:17:17Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:18Sepedan doang dari sebentar.
00:17:19Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:20Apa ya?
00:17:21Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:23Iya, iya.
00:17:24Nanti.
00:17:25Iya.
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:33Hmm, pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang dari sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Mari.
00:17:51Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau digigit ini sama apa?
00:17:55Ya, dingin deh.
00:18:00Bapak.
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku kurang.
00:18:03Itu dia akan selanjutnya.
00:18:04Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:08Ya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu.
00:18:10Cantik ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Ya, Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya, kamu bilang aja kamu coba, Bapak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21Jujur.
00:18:22Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelah membahangnya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:37Kamu namangin aku sama enggak?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja ngomong sama dia.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemungkinannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tanya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang tadi tidur.
00:19:06Nih, Bu, Tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Gak ada yang yang makin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran, ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada berita.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:29Eh, benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Gak, Bu.
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:35Bisa tonton TV-nya, Bu.
00:19:36Bentar mau makin stress.
00:19:37Lu.
00:19:40Lu.
00:19:41Jaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Ya itu.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stress?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Oke.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak konusif.
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Hah?
00:20:46Ya, soalnya kan kita nunggu-nunggu banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Gak.
00:20:50Gak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tok?
00:20:54Gak apa-apa ya?
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah, aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:11Lo.
00:21:12Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ini?
00:21:14Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:15Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:16Lihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:17Gak apa-apa.
00:21:18Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:19Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:20Berarti orang.
00:21:21Tepang gak ibu itu.
00:21:22Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:24Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:25Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, ibu.
00:21:26Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:27Gak apa-apa.
00:21:28Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:29Yaudah lah.
00:21:30Kalau gitu.
00:21:31Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:32Iya.
00:21:33Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:38Tunggu bode.
00:21:39Iya.
00:21:40Pasti.
00:21:41Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:42Biar.
00:21:43Kalau perlu, ngampir.
00:21:44Gak apa-apa.
00:21:45Kalau aku harus.
00:21:47Tidak.
00:21:48Tidak.
00:21:49Tidak.
00:21:50Tidak.
00:21:51Tidak.
00:21:52Tidak.
00:21:53Tidak.
00:21:54Tidak.
00:21:55Tidak.
00:21:56Tidak.
00:21:57Tidak.
00:21:58Tidak.
00:21:59Tidak.
00:22:00You're done.
00:22:02You're done.
00:22:04You're done.
00:22:06I'm tired.
00:22:08You want to go to school.
00:22:10I'm tired.
00:22:12You're tired.
00:22:14You're tired.
00:22:16You're tired.
00:22:18Let's go to Soto.
00:22:20You're tired.
00:22:22Yes.
00:22:24I really like you.
00:22:26I really like Soto.
00:22:28You're tired.
00:22:30If we're ready, we're ready.
00:22:32Soto alas chef.
00:22:34Yes, sayang.
00:22:36Let's go.
00:22:38Okay, Ibu.
00:22:40Okay, Ibu.
00:22:42I'm ready.
00:22:44I'm ready.
00:22:46I'm ready.
00:22:48I'm ready.
00:22:50Okay, I'm ready.
00:22:52I'm ready.
00:22:54I'm ready.
00:22:56Oh, udah abis?
00:22:58Abis.
00:23:00Tuh, saya belum kata N lagi.
00:23:02Kamu gak ada cash deal saya pijingkan?
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:14Masya petanya...
00:23:15Kalau ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Dan.
00:23:21How much?
00:23:23100?
00:23:25200?
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:31Yuk.
00:23:33Guys,
00:23:35belanja lagi.
00:23:37Sotoayam,
00:23:39ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:41Yuk, yuk.
00:23:43Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:45Cuma kamu pikirnya,
00:23:47pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan dua-tiga hari, Yuk.
00:23:55Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:09Salah Jumat 11 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu ngintot semuanya,
00:24:13inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:19Tuhan.
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Bisa apa di alam sana, kak?
00:24:29Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:57Bu!
00:24:58Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurangan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Pak, tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendiri yang dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong,
00:25:45terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:55Selamat malam.
00:25:56Selamat malam.
00:25:57Selamat malam, Bu.
00:25:59Menurutmu dikos.
00:26:01Pergi diri.
00:26:03Kenapa dia?
00:26:04Menurutmu dikasih.
00:26:05E.
00:26:05Yuh, mana?
00:26:07Hey, where are Ayu?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20What?
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:24Maybe you're in the room?
00:26:26Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:32Why are you doing this?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:36This is the job.
00:26:40Mas, I haven't met you yet.
00:26:43I'm not strong.
00:26:47Let me, let me.
00:26:49I don't want to be here.
00:26:52I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:56I want to leave.
00:26:59Huh?
00:27:00What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:04What?
00:27:06What?
00:27:07What?
00:27:08What?
00:27:09What?
00:27:11What?
00:27:12What?
00:27:13What?
00:27:14What?
00:27:15What?
00:27:16so
00:27:32a
00:27:35the
00:27:35of
00:27:35the
00:27:36the
00:27:37I'm going to find a place in the room.
00:27:39I'm going to make a joke.
00:27:41I'm going to come.
00:27:43I'm going to come.
00:27:45I'm alone.
00:27:47I'm afraid.
00:27:49I can't, darling.
00:27:51Just as you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You're not alone.
00:27:55But I'm alone.
00:27:57If I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment
00:28:03I'm going to get a job.
00:28:05I'm going to get a job.
00:28:07It's not a job.
00:28:09It's not a job.
00:28:11It's not a job.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15it's not a job.
00:28:17I'm going to keep asking.
00:28:19I'm going to come.
00:28:21Please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25If you're quiet, I'm going to come.
00:28:29I'm going to come.
00:28:31I'm going to come.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:35Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan, jangan bilang.
00:28:45Aduh, Sayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:49Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:51Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:53Ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:09Ada-ada aja.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:13Ψ―Ω
00:29:15Of www.ljicit.com
00:29:23But the child is SSI.
00:29:24Take that off.
00:29:25You got to relax.
00:29:26In the process.
00:29:27There is aΨ·lay.
00:29:28Oh-oh-oh.
00:29:29Look at her.
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32We're now at 10 more WHAT?
00:29:33It ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π· half the time.
00:29:34Umm maybe thats you?
00:29:35tidak lucky.
00:29:36Hahaha.
00:29:37Wow i wasn't at Spider for me.
00:29:38Ok, fika.
00:29:39That was it.
00:29:40They aus.
00:29:41Hey Mas, you're not working?
00:29:45Just go fast, lockdown.
00:29:48I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:50But why?
00:29:52Why? Why?
00:29:54Love, love.
00:29:58Without a punishment, not a love.
00:30:02Love, love, love.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and we make up.
00:30:15Iyi, kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Asti, ma minta jatuh.
00:30:20Lu iya dong, kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:33Weni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu.
00:30:38Nanti mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:49Ya, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasihannya lapar.
00:30:56Iya bu, nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:04Bu, iya bu.
00:31:05Tenang bu.
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:17Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu, enak.
00:31:20Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:24Ya.
00:31:25Ya, bu.
00:31:26Ya.
00:31:27Ya.
00:31:28Kamu diresek.
00:31:29Kembalin kawadalam sembarangan.
00:31:31Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:32Hah?
00:31:33Kawadalam.
00:31:34Kawadalam.
00:31:35Kawadalam apasih?
00:31:37Kawadalam, kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:39Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:40Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:41Sekarang.
00:31:42Kawadalam.
00:31:43Kawadalam.
00:31:44Kawadalam.
00:31:45Kawadalam.
00:31:46Kawadalam.
00:31:47Kawadalam.
00:31:48Kawadalam.
00:31:49Kawadalam apa sih?
00:31:50And they found it.
00:31:51Now he's in the house.
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:54Why did I never leave it in the house?
00:31:58How many of them have a name?
00:32:00How many of them have a name in the house?
00:32:03I don't know.
00:32:04I don't use the house.
00:32:07This is the house.
00:32:08That's not my writing, Broto.
00:32:12Come on, tell me with me.
00:32:14Who is the house?
00:32:16You're in the house again.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:22Come on, I'm going.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:25Why are you doing this?
00:32:27I'm going to go.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32I want to think about it.
00:32:35Have you ever done this before?
00:32:38Why are you doing this?
00:32:40I want to have a baby.
00:32:42How do you think about it?
00:32:44What do you want to shoot?
00:32:46What do you want to shoot?
00:32:47There, there.
00:32:49There, there.
00:32:50There.
00:32:51There, there.
00:32:52I have to go.
00:32:53There, there.
00:32:54But check it?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:57Yes.
00:32:58Yes?
00:32:59Yes, Ibu.
00:33:01Okay, don't let I know. Don't give up, don't give up.
00:33:08What are you doing?
00:33:13What are you doing?
00:33:16What are you doing?
00:33:20Let's go, baby.
00:33:22Can't do it.
00:33:23Ibu told me to cook for Ibu 10.
00:33:26Can't do it.
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:29What are you doing?
00:33:31Yes, but...
00:33:32I'm going to go there.
00:33:34I'm going to go there.
00:33:36You're wrong.
00:33:37You're wrong.
00:33:38You're wrong.
00:33:39You're wrong.
00:33:40You're wrong.
00:33:41You're wrong.
00:33:42You're wrong.
00:33:43What are you doing?
00:33:44Stay at the place.
00:33:46I'm waiting for you to come.
00:33:48I'm going to sit down.
00:33:50Shh.
00:33:51Shh.
00:33:52Shh.
00:33:54Shh.
00:33:56Shh.
00:33:57Shh.
00:33:59Shh.
00:34:00Ah, I'm okay.
00:34:03So, ah.
00:34:09Ooh.
00:34:11Shh.
00:34:13Shh.
00:34:14Shh.
00:34:15Shh.
00:34:16Shh.
00:34:17Shh.
00:34:18Shh.
00:34:19Shh.
00:34:20Shh.
00:34:21Shh.
00:34:22Hey, why are you doing this?
00:34:29I'm not sure.
00:34:31When Yanni came to the side, I was really excited to see Yanni.
00:34:36I'm serious, Bu.
00:34:44I want to go where?
00:34:47Hmm...
00:34:49The signal is better than the other side.
00:34:51If you're in the corner,
00:34:53I'll give you the chat to the customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu, Bu!
00:34:59Don't go to the area of Kamar Riani.
00:35:02The signal is dead!
00:35:04Ambiar, Bu!
00:35:05I'm sorry!
00:35:06I'm sorry!
00:35:08Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:12Oh, Riani...
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya Ibu tanya saya dimana,
00:35:16Kamu bilang aja gak tau ya?
00:35:18Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:19Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:20Ya, Bu!
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:28Kamu tuh sama perempuan mulai lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah,
00:35:32itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama cewek lain.
00:35:36Oh, tapi itu punya siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu...
00:35:44Yan!
00:35:48Telor, Dede!
00:35:49Telor!
00:35:50Yah, Ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yani dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih?
00:35:58Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telornya.
00:36:08Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:11Gitu.
00:36:12Itu loh.
00:36:13Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nakcus kalo em-em-em.
00:36:16Em-em.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalo belanja ya.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalo buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanie paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanie kenalin aja sama temen Yanie di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah, kamu udah.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus, kalo buat ibu ya.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yanie belum lihat Ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:32Asinδ½jit dari
00:37:45Asin.
00:37:48Asin ini yang dimasak.
00:37:50Ya lah.
00:37:52Willi hmmmi pepuita tank emang.
00:37:55Asin yang stamp suk informaçáes.
00:37:57Hal itu menyuruh peraturan Po personally.
00:38:01I'm too slow.
00:38:17That's it!
00:38:19Coo, camera can change.
00:38:23Can you see it?
00:38:28It's okay.
00:38:30Eh, Bu Ayu, Bu Sepuh, ini omelet spesial untuk Bu Sepuh, enak pasti.
00:38:41Makasih ya.
00:38:42Sama-sama Bu, ya disiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:45Mari Bu, yuk.
00:38:50Hai, handsome.
00:38:52Handsome and bag.
00:38:55Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih, tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on, come to mama.
00:39:07Enggak, enggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih, kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, ya udah, kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:30Nanti, saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:38Hah?
00:39:39Serius, Mas?
00:39:40Kamu sih?
00:39:41Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:42Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:43Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:44Udah dibawa masuk kesini, gak diapapain lagi.
00:39:46Hmm?
00:39:47Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:48Gimana dong, Karang?
00:39:49Oh iya ngaku nih, gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Ya aku bijut apa gitu deh, supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Ayo.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Agar bahan sama.
00:40:14Nah.
00:40:15Uh.
00:40:16Uh.
00:40:17Uh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang boji banget ini.
00:40:22Hmm.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:24Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti.
00:40:26Ya.
00:40:27Hmm.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:29Hmm.
00:40:30Hmm.
00:40:31Ya.
00:40:32Mas.
00:40:33Gimana kalau kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Enggara, enggak nanti kalau bos kamu tahu dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah, cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh, aman.
00:40:50Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:56Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:02Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Pernyaknya putihnya.
00:41:12Heimat.
00:41:13Heimat.
00:41:28Amal.
00:41:29Kaularda Kombat.
00:41:31Kau pun...
00:41:32Kau pun...
00:41:33Teh ha?
00:41:34Kau pun.
00:41:35Haha
00:41:36Lovi.
00:41:38Gampang.
00:41:39Ya, pakai.
00:41:40Rahe.
00:42:41Selamat pagi.
00:42:45Hei, Ibu.
00:42:45Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumah rupanya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:01Kalau ini Ayu, ini buget.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:12Makasih ya.
00:43:13Makasih, Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh, Nunggu.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:20Nggak usah, Nunggu.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:36Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:42Nah, brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:45Gitu loh.
00:43:47Hah?
00:43:48Udah.
00:43:49Bu contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, Bu.
00:43:51Cepat, cepat.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih?
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Dia ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya,
00:44:07Sumaya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:09untuk cari pelurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi, Ibu ajari.
00:44:22Ayu, coba.
00:44:23Kamu dipraktekin, Ibu.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket rahimnya.
00:44:47Ini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu
00:44:52itu menstimulasi si
00:44:54dedek-dedek itu
00:44:55bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus,
00:45:01kemacak ngobrol.
00:45:04Kemacak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dedek.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam.
00:45:15Iya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu beayin kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:22Ya.
00:45:22Aku tahu dari mana sih beginian.
00:45:24Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:26Ya.
00:45:28Yaudah.
00:45:31Iya.
00:45:32Udah.
00:45:33Yaudah.
00:45:34Ya, yaudah.
00:45:34Udah.
00:45:35Iya, iya.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan di sini?
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:38Iya.
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu, dong.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Saya.
00:45:45Lep.
00:45:46Yaudah.
00:45:47Iya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya, dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Iya.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:52Aduh.
00:45:55Aduh.
00:46:10Biasalah.
00:46:11Biasalah.
00:46:12Biasalah.
00:46:13Biasalah.
00:46:14Biasalah.
00:46:15Biasalah.
00:46:16Biasalah.
00:46:17Biasalah.
00:46:18Biasalah.
00:46:19Biasalah.
00:46:20Biasalah.
00:46:21Biasalah.
00:46:22Biasalah.
00:46:23Biasalah.
00:46:24Biasalah.
00:46:25Biasalah.
00:46:26Biasalah.
00:46:27Biasalah.
00:46:28Biasalah.
00:46:29Biasalah.
00:46:30Biasalah.
00:46:31Biasalah.
00:46:32Biasalah.
00:46:33Biasalah.
00:46:34Biasalah.
00:46:35Biasalah.
00:46:36Biasalah.
00:46:37Biasalah.
00:46:38Biasalah.
00:46:39Biasalah.
00:46:40Bro to Adi Sutejo, if you don't have a phone call, I know, you still have a maunya.
00:46:50I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:52I really want to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:56I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:58When?
00:46:59Oh, I need to remember the money I forgot about it.
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:04But you're going to talk about it too.
00:47:06Yeah, I want to talk about it.
00:47:08I want to talk about it too.
00:47:10I need help you.
00:47:12Are you serious?
00:47:13What about you?
00:47:15Okay, can you check your phone?
00:47:20I'll check the phone number that comes out.
00:47:22I'm going to talk about it.
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:26If you come back, you're going to help me.
00:47:29I believe you're going to help me.
00:47:31You're going to talk about it?
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35Wait a minute.
00:47:36Wait a minute.
00:47:37I'll talk about it.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39I'll talk about it.
00:48:03Ayo!
00:48:09Ayo!
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:19I'll call you.
00:48:21I'll call you.
00:48:23What do you want?
00:48:33What do you want?
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:47I'm talking about it.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Do you have a phone number?
00:48:56Yes, there.
00:48:58What's the phone number?
00:49:01ε°.
00:49:03Are you there at the front?
00:49:04You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:05I'm going to hear you.
00:49:06Then I'll tell you.
00:49:07So you have to ask Anton for the number of you?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11What do you want?
00:49:12Why are you afraid?
00:49:13Wait a minute.
00:49:15Wait a minute.
00:49:16Wait a minute.
00:49:17I'm sorry.
00:49:20I'm trying to fix it.
00:49:22The inner people around you were not just thinking of me.
00:49:26But you yourself, help.
00:49:28For me to be honest.
00:49:28I'm wrong.
00:49:30Why are you in the street?
00:49:32What?
00:49:33What do you think?
00:49:34What do you think?
00:49:35What do you think?
00:49:36What do you think?
00:49:37Oh, there is one number that's going to call it.
00:49:40What?
00:49:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:48You hear me?
00:49:51You hear me?
00:49:55What?
00:49:57What, what do you mean?
00:49:59How is your number?
00:50:01Yeah, I am.
00:50:02Tell me about the number I have been calling for you once.
00:50:05The number I have been calling for is your number first.
00:50:08What if I'm calling for my number?
00:50:10Didn't you have a number?
00:50:18You're still here.
00:50:20It's not last time I shouldn't have to throw at your number with you.
00:50:29I love you.
00:50:33I love you.
00:50:36I love you.
00:50:38That's a cake.
00:50:43What is it?
00:50:45Let's eat it.
00:50:47Let's eat it.
00:50:49Why?
00:50:51Why?
00:50:53It's not that.
00:50:55Kenapa sih nggak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kerasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:07Di kampung.
00:51:08Aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Pasti laku.
00:51:15Bener Sanni tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Maaf.
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:22Serius?
00:51:23Masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:26Baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi nggak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalainin disini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku.
00:51:51Nasi duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus anda.
00:51:54Dimbal baliknya.
00:51:55Dan.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kasih jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya.
00:52:09Cuma perek kot kotan yang nama instan dalamnya.
00:52:10Biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:12Mana pernah aku nama instan dalam aku.
00:52:15Anya kamu tau.
00:52:16Aku jarang pake celana dalam.
00:52:18Barang pake celana dalam.
00:52:31Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:32Nggak kuas lo bikin malu gue.
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh.
00:52:40Gue punya informasi baru Toh.
00:52:42Info apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Hah?
00:52:44Kuruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu nggak tau.
00:52:53Nggak tau gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi.
00:52:56Ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Gue keren minggu udah mulai sekarang ya.
00:53:00Oke.
00:53:01Oke.
00:53:02Oke.
00:53:03Baik.
00:53:04Baik.
00:53:30Baik.
00:53:31What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thank you!
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:56What's up?
00:53:57What's up?
00:53:58What's up?
00:53:59What is up?
00:54:05What is up?
00:54:07I don't know.
00:54:08What is up?
00:54:09I still have evidence.
00:54:11What are you?
00:54:13Your evidence?
00:54:14What are you?
00:54:16What's up?
00:54:20You're talking to your aunt.
00:54:24You're talking to your aunt?
00:54:26You're talking to me?
00:54:27What are you talking about?
00:54:28I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
00:54:53.
00:54:55.
00:54:59.
00:55:01.
00:55:03.
00:55:05.
00:55:07.
00:55:09.
00:55:11.
00:55:13.
00:55:15.
00:55:19.
00:55:21.
00:55:22.
00:55:23hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai Hai celana dalem yang lo temuin itu
00:55:27lo sendiri yang naruhkan Hai celana dalem apa dalam perempuan pulang marah-marah minta cerai
00:55:34bilangnya Pak nemu celana dalem di mobil aku padahal nih iya yang naruh sendiri drama lo
00:55:42drama jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu
00:55:49Hah Ayo mumpuk kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya berani enggak
00:55:57Broto Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang Anya kelakuan kamu udah lama ibu tahu
00:56:18ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat ternyata kamu tuh melonjak
00:56:27kamu lupanya nama besar kakek kamu Haji Sutejo yang bikin semua business kamu bisa lancar
00:56:47ibu masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu minta tolong
00:56:51ibu istri baik cantik pinter lagi masih juga kamu selingkuh goblok
00:57:01kamu denger gak ibu kamu ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh goblok
00:57:09ayo ibu tahu tentang kamu sama dimas
00:57:18ibu tahu ayo selingkuh sama dimas ibu tahu
00:57:23gila kan bener kan dia ngasih keluar dimasih
00:57:30jahat kamu lupa-lupa ibu
00:57:32besok ibu akan panggil dimas ke sini untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:38gak usah ibu gak usah dipanggil dimas ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini ayo pergi ibu
00:57:53gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:55udah gak usah
00:57:57gak usah panggil-panggil dimas
00:57:59lu mau cerik
00:58:01mau harta kan
00:58:03oke
00:58:07gak ada ceria-ceriaan
00:58:09sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:11besok kita bicara lagi
00:58:13nanti malam broto kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:17sementara malam ini kalian pikirkan baik-baik apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok
00:58:33ibu gak mau keluarga ibu tuh beratakan
00:58:46nyopotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak keser
00:58:51gak ngerti deh jadi gimana
00:58:53gak ngerti deh
00:58:55ya
00:58:57ya
00:58:59ya
00:59:01ya
00:59:03ya
00:59:05ya
00:59:07ya
00:59:09ya
00:59:11ya
00:59:13ya
00:59:15ya
00:59:17ya
00:59:19ya
00:59:21ya
00:59:22ya
00:59:24ya
00:59:50ya
00:59:52ya
01:00:04ya
01:00:05aduh
01:00:06aduh mas gawat nih gawat
01:00:08aduh stres deh aku ah
01:00:10I'm stressed now.
01:00:12I'm already eating, Yan.
01:00:13For me, if I'm stressed, I'm going to eat.
01:00:17What's the name?
01:00:18I'm eating protein.
01:00:20I'm eating protein.
01:00:22Why are you doing this?
01:00:25Why are you doing this?
01:00:26I'm stressed now, I'm stressed now.
01:00:30I'm already stressed now.
01:00:31I'm going to be with my dad.
01:00:33You're going to be with my dad.
01:00:35Don't worry.
01:00:36I'm already going to be with my dad.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu Sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:46I'm still not listening to my dad.
01:00:50I'm going to be with my dad.
01:00:53Halusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya Ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Hmm, keren.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin ya?
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:17Usim dan dengan dengan elma
01:01:19Anda yang perlu us patterns terkini?
01:01:20Aku niet menarik ya.
01:01:22Oh, aku tidak.
01:01:27Ini sebenarnya yang tiba-tiba.
01:01:29Ibu.
01:01:29Oh, aku tidak tahu.
01:01:32Ibu..
01:01:33Tidak dihubungu.
01:01:33Ibu.
01:01:34Tidak dihubungu.
01:01:35Tidak dihubungu.
01:01:37Ibu.
01:01:37itatika.
01:01:38Ibu bila tiba-tiba.
01:01:39Tidak dihubungu.
01:01:41Ibu.
01:01:41Tidak dihubungu.
01:01:42Tidak dihubungu.
01:01:46Oh
01:01:48Oh
01:01:50Oh
01:01:52Oh
01:01:54Oh
01:01:58Oh
01:02:00Oh
01:02:02Oh
01:02:06Oh
01:02:10Oh
01:02:12Aku lagi kerja
01:02:16Iya
01:02:20Tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:26Gak bisa lah kalo pulang
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:34Iya sehat-sehat
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:38Enggak gak usah
01:02:40Enggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:42Iya iya iya
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46Eh aku
01:02:48Aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya
01:03:04Ya udah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh
01:03:12Semalam
01:03:14Aku bingung Jan
01:03:18Aku takut
01:03:20Anak-anakku berantem
01:03:21Udah gak bisa akur lagi
01:03:22Gara-gara ini
01:03:24Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalo
01:03:28Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu celek
01:03:30Semoga gak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:36Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:38Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Ya wis
01:03:48Itu aja
01:03:50Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Terima kasih
01:03:56Terima kasih
01:03:58Tidak
01:04:00Tidak
01:04:02Tidak
01:04:04Tidak
01:04:06Tidak
01:04:08Tidak
01:04:10Tidak
01:04:12Tidak
01:04:14Tidak
01:04:16Tidak
01:04:18Tidak
01:04:20Tidak
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:34Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:40Udah nanti
01:04:41Masuk aja dulu
01:04:42Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat
01:05:01Kawat kawat kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana si lo bang
01:05:04Aduh mas
01:05:06Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belom
01:05:12Ya
01:05:13Eh
01:05:14Tadi
01:05:15Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Nah
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:24Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:32Duh
01:05:33Kalo
01:05:34Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:36Aku nganggur mas
01:05:38Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:49Wah
01:05:50Apa itu Yan?
01:05:51Ini loh mas
01:05:52Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:55Yalah
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya
01:05:59Iya banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:07Brata
01:06:09Kamu duluan
01:06:10Dia aja duluan
01:06:12Dia akan yang makan sodara sendiri
01:06:14Eh kapan sih mah kebarut lu?
01:06:16Ayo mah
01:06:17Stop rata
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ibu
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:38Nih
01:06:39Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar
01:06:46Harus duluan
01:06:47Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumahnya siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:53Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:56Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan bintang
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:10Hahaha
01:07:11Alasan
01:07:12Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:15Hei ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:20Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:22Gua bebas ngomong aja
01:07:23Bodoh banget
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gua kayak gini
01:07:26Ketah tau
01:07:27Kesantah
01:07:28Nikahin aja
01:07:29Oh iya emang
01:07:30Udah gua rencana itu gua aja
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:32Bro tau dengan segala rencaranya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh
01:07:37Lu diem ya
01:07:38Munafik ya
01:07:39Lu pikir dengan lu tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:41Lu lebih suci dari gua
01:07:42Iya
01:07:43Mas
01:07:44Mas lu lu
01:07:45Eh anjing nyungan
01:07:50Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:53Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:07Dan ternyata
01:08:10Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dan semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Berhubungan
01:08:21Terutin ngobrol
01:08:23Telefonan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama adik kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar urus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Dimas
01:08:37Lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:38Hah?
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah, yuk
01:08:50Lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:53Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:09:00Tapi Ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak Ibu
01:09:05But the difference is that I will be married to my mother who is better.
01:09:11Yeah?
01:09:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:33Degaresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:39Ga perlu disuruh, udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:42Bagus.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu, ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:45Ini ga bener kayak begini.
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah, gue ga pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama Ayuh.
01:09:49Lo denger, bobo tua itu.
01:09:53Sama, lo lepas dari gue, dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Yanny, kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:02I'm going to go with Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:09Do I have to go, yeah, Mas?
01:10:12Yeah, I have to go, you can go.
01:10:17Eh, Mas, but if everything is over, Mas, I'll go to the village, yuk.
01:10:24We'll get married, let's go with my money, I'll relax.
01:10:29Yeah?
01:10:29If I want to go.
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku, ya?
01:10:39Ya, Nih, ya.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:47Kalau urusan janji setia, akan aku pegang teguh sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley, tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:01Itu kan lagunya Tompi, ya, Mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, dong.
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku, ya.
01:11:09Janji, ya?
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:12Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pakai senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Oh, ya, terus.
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:33Oh, ya, jelas dong.
01:11:36Ini handphone, sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:40Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:46Hei, Bu.
01:11:48Yaudah, Yanni, kebelahan lagi, Ibu makan, dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:53Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:55Ibu.
01:11:55Tapi sebenarnya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Ini buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu,
01:12:06aku benar-benar gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lo masih ngeles aja.
01:12:17Iya.
01:12:18Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah, Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku, suka ngecat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deketlah sama siapa itu.
01:12:32Selingkul sama cewek siapa, gak ngerti.
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa,
01:12:40sorry ya,
01:12:41kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:49Udah stop, aku cut sampe disitu, Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu.
01:12:54Mbak Ayu ngechat, aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:57Mas, nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya,
01:12:59Mas liat sembilan aku.
01:13:02Dibas, kamu ngapain sih, Dibas?
01:13:03Mbak, aku tuh sayang sama Mbak.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:07Tapi gak kayak gini caranya, Mbak.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lo hapus.
01:13:12Aduh, capek turun mulus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gue disitu dihapus,
01:13:19di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayo.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih, Bu?
01:13:31Aku ini yang salah beroto gue.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu ini aku Ayu.
01:13:38Anak perumat ibu ya, ibu sayang.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya,
01:13:52Ibu mau biar.
01:13:53Biar ini jelas.
01:13:55Ya, Ibu.
01:13:55Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
01:14:21Hai.
01:14:22Hai.
01:14:24Aku masih dimana.
01:14:26Aku kembur di atas.
01:14:27Hai.
01:14:42Hai.
01:14:43Hai.
01:14:44Hai.
01:14:45Hai.
01:14:46Hai.
01:14:47Hai.
01:14:48Hai.
01:14:49Hai.
01:14:50Hai.
01:14:51Hai.
01:14:52Hai.
01:14:52Hai.
01:14:52Hai.
01:14:52Hai.
01:14:52Hai.
01:15:22Hai.
01:15:37Kau yang sabar ya, seine.
01:15:41Habis ini udah ga akan ada lagi yang misahin kita.
01:15:52Oh
01:15:55Oh
01:15:57Oh
01:15:59Oh
01:16:01Oh
01:16:03I
01:16:05Oh
01:16:07Oh
01:16:09Oh
01:16:11Oh
01:16:13Oh
01:16:15Oh
01:16:17Oh
01:16:19Oh
01:16:21Kalau Mbak Yu butuh bantuan
01:16:23Kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak
01:16:25Ya
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan
01:16:31Kamu
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakakmu ya
01:16:37Aku gak butuh nih semua
01:16:47Mas Broto
01:16:49Hah
01:16:51Ibu
01:16:53Ibu
01:16:55Ibu liat mas Broto
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini
01:17:01Mas Broto
01:17:05Positif hamil
01:17:09Bu
01:17:11Positif hamil Bu
01:17:13Ibu
01:17:15Ibu
01:17:17Ibu
01:17:19Ibu
01:17:21Ibu
01:17:23Ibu
01:17:25Ibu
01:17:27Ibu
01:17:29Ibu
01:17:31Ibu
01:17:33Ibu
01:17:45Ibu
01:17:47Ibu
01:17:49Ibu
01:17:51I've never seen you before.
01:17:53I've never seen you before.
01:17:59I've never seen you before.
01:18:21I've never seen you before.
01:18:31You and me are because of the truth.
01:18:47You and me are one.
01:19:01I love you, Proto.
01:19:05Before.
01:19:07Now.
01:19:09And forever.
01:19:17Good question.
01:19:43Mas Bapang, masak sedih.
01:19:47Mask! Mask! Mask!
01:19:54No! Mama!
01:20:00I'm not going to die!
01:20:07I'm going to die!
01:20:17I'm going to die!
01:20:26I'm going to die!
01:20:31I'm going to die!
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