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00:00I wonder who's better.
00:02Mr. N in the Virgin's bucket list is definitely based on Nate, right?
00:07Which makes Mr. Z Zach.
00:10He can't even get it up.
00:12Why don't we let the host be the judge?
00:16Don't forget to tell everyone who's better. I'm watching you.
00:20I want you to publish a new story about me
00:23and tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes.
00:26I can very much get it up.
00:30Jane's my girlfriend.
00:40And remember to wear your best swimsuit.
00:42I don't like pink.
00:44Wear a swimsuit.
00:46Make it sexy.
00:50Oh, Zach Gates.
01:00Following his fashion advice wasn't part of the rules.
01:10Ooh.
01:11Sexy, sexy, sexy.
01:14Sexy.
01:15I can't believe I agreed to come to this party.
01:19Wow.
01:20She actually had the guts to show up.
01:25She looks incredible.
01:32Knew you'd wear pink.
01:34Because you hate it?
01:36It's actually my favorite color.
01:38Who's that girl with hot Zach?
01:49Bro, who's that girl in the pink?
01:52Why is everyone staring at me?
01:55She's the most beautiful girl here.
01:57Yeah.
01:58OMG.
01:59Nate is here.
02:00Wait.
02:01Is that Jane the Nerd?
02:02She looks like a whole new person without those thick-ass glasses.
02:03Why aren't they here together?
02:04Jane is so lucky.
02:05Zach is every girl's dream boyfriend.
02:06Today I'm not Jane the Wallflower.
02:07For the first time everyone is looking at me.
02:08Talking about me all because of the hockey star's new girlfriend.
02:14Well, fake girlfriend.
02:16You can touch me.
02:17I don't bite.
02:18You can touch me.
02:19No.
02:20I don't bite.
02:21I don't bite.
02:30If you're something that's right, the movie is so terrible.
02:37Nate's looking right at us.
02:39If you want to put on a convincing act, you're gonna have to work with me here.
02:42I guess I have no choice but to trust you.
02:49I think I'm starting to like this contract.
02:54Let's see how far I can push it.
02:58Hey.
02:59Hands above the waist and off my butt, you pervert.
03:03Who's ending the rules?
03:05Remind me to amend the contract.
03:07Nate, it's so sunny out today. Why don't I put some more sunscreen on you?
03:30You wanna show them up?
03:32I got more muscles than Duncan.
03:36I don't know.
03:38Why are you so scared?
03:40When you write way spice your stuff and your erotica.
03:46Or wait, don't tell me. Were those just fantasies and you don't have any actual experience?
03:50I'd rather die than answer that question.
03:54I wanna help you, but you gotta trust me.
03:57I'm not scared.
03:59Her hands feel amazing. I can get used to this.
04:03They wanna make this a competition? Let's give them one.
04:06Dang, boy! It's getting heated over there! The hockey players are getting all the action!
04:14Hey, thought we said no sex. Getting dangerously close to you.
04:18Oh my god. I-I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mean to, I-
04:23It's my turn.
04:24It's my turn.
04:31It's the school job giving me a massage. I'm a virgin!
04:35O-M-G.
04:41His hands are like magic. I can feel myself melting.
04:54What are you doing?
04:55Showing you how to drive your stepbrother insane?
05:01Really. Right in front of me.
05:06Zach, what do you think you're doing to Jane?
05:09Just protecting my precious girlfriend's skin from the harsh rays of the sun.
05:13You do the same for Melissa, right?
05:16Wait, you're not jealous then with your stepsister, right?
05:25Jane.
05:28Jane, I think we should talk.
05:31Hey, Jane.
05:32I'm your boyfriend.
05:34Not going home with this guy.
05:36We're just gonna talk.
05:37I won't break any rules, I promise.
05:47You shouldn't be dating him, Jane. He's a player. There's no way he actually likes you.
05:51I'm sorry?
05:52I know what these hockey guys are like. You're not his type.
05:55He's probably just messing around with his rival's baby sister to throw me off.
06:00Because I'm not the type of girl guys want to date, right?
06:03Because I'm the type they want to use.
06:05You think only girls like Melissa are good enough to date hockey stars?
06:08No, I didn't say that.
06:09It's what you meant.
06:11I didn't know you thought so little of me.
06:19What did that dickhead say to you?
06:21Nothing.
06:23Everyone already saw us together. Can we leave now?
06:25The party just started. We haven't even gone swimming.
06:27I don't want to swim.
06:29You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
06:31What is she hiding from me?
06:33You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
06:37Come on, Jane. Don't be shy.
06:38I cover my body as much as possible. My eating disorder left me with stretch marks I don't want anyone to see.
06:47Fine. Leave. See if I care.
06:50Wait, Zach. I just don't like pool parties.
06:55I can't let him or anyone here see my body. The things they'd say? It would be like high school all over again.
07:03Wow, Jane. I thought you were just a dorky little virgin. I didn't know you had it in you, Jack. Like such a skank.
07:10What? Jealous that Nate was watching me?
07:13Oh, I knew you were doing it for his attention. You know what will really get him excited?
07:18What are you doing?
07:22This is a pool party. You were desperate enough to want the attention. So, one, Jane. Let's let everyone see that banging body.
07:33Ugh. No wonder former fat girls like you cover themselves up. You look like a wrinkled old grocery bag.
07:40Not even an eating disorder could make you beautiful. Those stretch marks are disgusting.
07:46You can't pull off the innocent act forever, Melissa.
07:48Sooner or later, everyone's gonna find out what a nasty, jealous bully you are.
07:54Oh, I'm so scared.
07:56Nobody would believe a pathetic loser like you.
07:59I bet Nate will.
08:02You pushed me.
08:05You cut me with glass.
08:08No, I didn't. You set me up, you crazy.
08:12You're the crazy one.
08:14Nate can't trust you.
08:15He thinks you're a pathetic lie.
08:19Bitch.
08:20He's my stepbrother. I think he knows me better than that.
08:23We'll see about that.
08:25Hey, Jane. You never learned how to swim, right?
08:28Let's see who's more important to Nate.
08:30His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.
08:35crazy let go of me!
08:45Hey!
08:59No!
09:01No!
09:03No!
09:05No!
09:07No!
09:09No!
09:11No!
09:13No!
09:15No!
09:17I can't breathe!
09:19No!
09:21No!
09:23No!
09:25No!
09:27No!
09:29No!
09:31No!
09:33No!
09:35No!
09:37No!
09:39No!
09:41No!
09:43No!
09:45No!
09:47No!
09:49No!
09:51No!
09:53It was Jane!
09:55It was Jane!
09:57She pushed me!
09:59She said it's because I took all your attention!
10:01She pushed me!
10:03She knows I can't swim!
10:05Why the hell would she do that?
10:07She's trying to be your friend!
10:09Jane, I didn't realize you could be this childish and cruel!
10:11You could've seriously hurt Melissa!
10:13Childish and cruel?
10:15Nate, you know me!
10:17I thought you would trust me!
10:19I don't care if you ever go near Melissa again!
10:21Don't threaten my girlfriend!
10:23Or you won't like what happens next!
10:25Try me you freshman pussy!
10:29Get the hell out of my party!
10:31And take her with you!
10:39Nate!
10:41Do I really have to leave the party?
10:43No!
10:45There you are!
10:47Jane Wellesie!
10:49This is all your fault!
10:51Ha!
10:53Looks like I found someone's dirty little secret!
10:57I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stormed off earlier, Nick Devon.
11:03Can you take the towel off?
11:07Don't.
11:09I know it's okay.
11:11You see this scar?
11:13It happened during training when I was a kid.
11:15I took a nasty fall.
11:17And now my shoulders were kind of lopsided.
11:19And for the longest time, I didn't want to take my shirt off.
11:22Because I was convinced that I looked like a monster.
11:25You're not.
11:27Not at all.
11:28Neither do you.
11:29My mom always told me,
11:31Our scars make us beautiful.
11:33It shows that we can overcome anything.
11:36And listen, Jane Wellesie.
11:39Gotta ignore when Melissa tries to call you ugly.
11:43And don't listen to anything that Nate says.
11:45Okay, they're idiots.
11:47You don't need their approval anyway.
11:49You wanna tell me your scar story?
11:53My dad died when I was a senior in high school.
11:59My whole world came crashing down.
12:02I'd stopped eating and...
12:05Never really started again.
12:07My weight plummeted and then...
12:11I got these scars.
12:23Don't cover yourself up.
12:33You're too pretty to be ashamed.
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