00:00We were just enjoying the supply closet.
00:04Melissa just transferred here. She's captain of the cheer team.
00:09Jane Walsy, right? It's been forever.
00:14You two know each other?
00:17Know each other? Melissa made my life a living hell in high school.
00:21I thought I left my high school trauma behind.
00:24But now she's back, and she's taken away the thing I want most.
00:28Nate.
00:30I'll leave you two to catch up.
00:37So, you're Nate's stepsister?
00:45If you say a word to him about what I did to you,
00:49I'll make sure your college years are just like I spent.
00:53I love you now.
00:58I'm not the same little girl you used to bully.
01:04I'm not scared of you.
01:06So I'm gonna tell Nate whatever I want because he's too good for you.
01:10That's not what he says in bed.
01:13Nate.
01:14Nate.
01:16He's choked me!
01:31Melissa!
01:32Jane!
01:33What the hell?
01:34No, she's lying. I didn't.
01:36What? You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
01:39Why would you do this? You owe her an apology.
01:42You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
01:45Why would you do this? You owe her an apology.
01:48That didn't happen.
01:49Nate, Jane and I didn't get along in high school,
01:53and I was just trying to make things better and be friends.
01:58And she refused us to forgive me.
02:02High school's over, Jane. You can't act like a child anymore.
02:06Can't you just let it go? Melissa's a nice girl.
02:09But she's the one who hurt me.
02:11No more excuses.
02:14Just go. Leave us alone.
02:32Oh my god. When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered into a thousand butterflies.
02:51No, no, no, no, no. Give it back. That's private. Hold on.
02:58Hat trick.
03:00Nate?
03:01Is this about you?
03:04Oh my god, Jane. Don't tell me you have a crush on your own stepbrother.
03:12This isn't true, right?
03:15Ugh.
03:16She's a nobody loser. Does she really think she's good enough for Nate?
03:20He's our star hockey player.
03:21I know. Nate looks mortified.
03:23Hey, I'd be embarrassed too if my own stepsister was so obsessed with me.
03:26And look at Jane. I'm sure she'd rather go crawl up in a hole and die right about now.
03:31I never wanted Nate to find out like this.
03:35The way he's looking at me. How could I ever think he'd want me?
03:39He never will now.
03:41Jane, are you in...
03:53Nate's not the only player who's pulled off a hat trick.
04:02Jane.
04:03The story's about me.
04:06Why would Jane write a love story about you?
04:08You haven't heard?
04:12Jane's my girlfriend.
04:19Jane's my girlfriend.
04:21Girlfriend? What is he doing?
04:27There's no way you two are dating.
04:30Jane, is he serious? Is Zach your boyfriend?
04:32If I don't admit to dating Zach, then everyone will know I wrote R-rated fanfic about my freaking stepbrother.
04:41Tell him, glasses. I'm showing everyone to know the truth.
04:44Yes, Zach is my boyfriend. I've liked him a really long time.
04:54No way Zach turned me down for that ugly loser.
04:57Is Jane blackmailing you or something?
05:00You want proof?
05:01I've never been kissed before.
05:02Words are overrated.
05:15Silence speaks my thoughts.
05:16When you touch me like a secret language just for us.
05:21Scull it out of my lips. Use your fingertips.
05:24Zach Gates gave me my first kiss?
05:28Is that enough proof for you?
05:31Now you know why I wouldn't go to your dorm last night, Melissa.
05:34Like I told you, I'm not interested.
05:42So, don't bother us again, alright?
05:44What the hell?
05:46You think you're all that, huh, freshman?
05:48Telling me that you've been hitting on my stepsister while my girlfriend's been trying to still mess around with you?
05:54No, you're all neat.
05:55No, shut up.
05:57Jane, you told me you hated him.
05:59Well, I...
06:00It's called flirting.
06:06Nate, wait!
06:10Come on, baby.
06:13Let's get out of here.
06:18Listen, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but...
06:22Pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend wasn't exactly part of the deal.
06:26And you kissed me in front of everyone.
06:29And now everyone thinks we're actually together.
06:32How am I supposed to explain this?
06:35You don't.
06:39What do you mean?
06:41You need a fake boyfriend to hide your crush on your stepbrother.
06:45And I...
06:46You need me to write about how well-endowed you are.
06:49I got it.
06:51Or...
06:54I've really liked you for a really long time.
06:57And I want to do this to...
07:02Spend more time with you.
07:04We hate each other.
07:05Everyone knows this.
07:07Good luck convincing people this relationship is legit.
07:10Oh, I'm a very persuasive person, Jane.
07:13You know, if you want my best work,
07:15Price is gonna go up.
07:16What else do you want?
07:20I failed my literature class last semester.
07:23You're the only person that got an A+.
07:25So I need you to write my final essay.
07:27There is no way I'm cheating for you.
07:30Alright.
07:31I could ask somebody else.
07:33You can walk away now.
07:34If you don't mind me telling everybody that you're secretly writing softcore by your stepbro in your spare time.
07:48Fine.
07:50I will pretend to be your fake girlfriend and write your stupid essay.
07:53But there will be rules.
07:58Rule number one.
08:00Don't suddenly kiss me.
08:02Hey, if we're gonna be in a fake relationship, we're gonna kiss a lot.
08:06I thought you really liked our first kiss.
08:11Alright, I can reluctantly accept that.
08:14But just to be clear, I do not like kissing you.
08:17Alright, back to the point.
08:18Rule number one.
08:19Absolutely no sex.
08:23Rule number two.
08:24No feelings.
08:26You think I'm gonna catch feelings?
08:30Rule number three.
08:32This fake relationship will last for one month.
08:36That gives us enough time for all this to blow over.
08:39I will give you your finished essay at the end of this month.
08:42And rule number four.
08:44We tell no one.
08:45No exceptions.
08:46Okay.
08:48I agree to your terms.
08:50But I got some rules on my own to add.
08:52Number one.
08:54You come to every single one of my games this month.
08:59Number two.
09:01You come to every party with me.
09:03Including homecoming.
09:07Last one.
09:09We're throwing a party tomorrow to celebrate my MVP win.
09:12You're coming.
09:14Wear a swim suit.
09:15Make it sexy.
09:17Make it sexy.
09:19I might be a dorky wallflower in real life, but online I'm the blogger every girl at Maple University can't wait to hear from.
09:35At Sex and the Campus.
09:37We talk about boys, sex, and how to find your true self.
09:41The fact that I'm actually a virgin, that's something no one needs to know.
09:44Best sex at Maple U?
09:45It has to be someone on the hockey team.
09:46I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team.
09:47If you know what I mean.
09:48Nate Duncan's not bad.
09:49I-
09:50I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team.
09:52I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team.
09:54If you know what I mean.
09:55Nate Duncan's not bad.
10:00I-
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