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A recovering ex-meat-eater approaches a “vege-therapist” to stop his carnivorous ways for good… but chaos ensues w | dG1fUGFoVjJ1SXd6VVU
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00:00Chester. Hi, I'm Sit.
00:24So, when was your last time?
00:30Uh, uh, oh. Oh, uh, uh, oh, you mean that I...
00:42Right, right, uh, it's been about a week.
00:46About a week. Do you miss it?
00:50No. Yes!
00:52Okay. Maybe. I'm just hungry.
01:02It's my job as a vegetarianist to stop your carnivorous charges for good.
01:07Is that why you're here?
01:10Yes.
01:12You're experiencing what we call a...
01:14V-lapse.
01:18A vegetarian relapse back to...
01:20eating meat.
01:24It's normal.
01:26What are you doing?
01:36You're hungry, aren't you?
01:38You're hungry, alright.
01:40Heated mushrooms have a beefy texture.
01:42A common substitute to replace meat.
01:48In times of desperation, you need to make the right choice.
01:52So...
02:04Uh...
02:05Are you ready to go green?
02:06You're not!
02:07You can't!
02:11Look around you!
02:13Look!
02:18Look!
02:19Look!
02:20Look at what you crave!
02:37No!
02:40No?
02:41You don't want to eat it?
02:45Would you rather have no meat?
02:47Or nothing at all?
02:48No!
02:49That is nothing!
02:50By making the right choice now,
02:52you make the right choice forever.
03:05What the fuck are you doing?!
03:06What are you doing?!
03:09Oh my God!
03:10I'm so sorry!
03:11I...
03:12I...
03:13Do it!
03:14Do it!
03:15Make the right choice!
03:17I...
03:25I'm not sorry.
03:27I'm starving.
03:28I'm starving.
03:33I'm starving!
04:03I'm starving!
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