00:00Do you think he still thinks about you?
00:02No, it was a year ago.
00:04Tell me I'm hot.
00:05Are you recording me?
00:06No.
00:07What, were you gonna, like, jerk off to that later?
00:08He's the one who made you realize you were gay.
00:10He wasn't the only reason.
00:12My bad.
00:13I forgot that I was the other one.
00:14Okay.
00:15He posted that him and his family are moving to Japan on Wednesday.
00:18I bet he's taking a fucking lizard, isn't he?
00:20Let's go save that lizard.
00:22Go to Idaho to get the lizard?
00:24We don't have gas.
00:26We don't have money.
00:28One last road trip before college.
00:30Let's do it for Buddy Charles.
00:34Can I help you?
00:36We need gas.
00:37Do you have money?
00:40Is there something wrong with your eye?
00:42I have a solution to our money problem.
00:44One hundred dollars cash prize.
00:47I thought this was a game of luck.
00:49It's not luck.
00:51It's the DABA technique, yes!
00:53G-51.
00:55Bingo!
00:56Congratulations.
00:57Zuck it, juice bags!
00:59Juice bags?
01:00I know someone who lives in Henderson, and we can crush her.
01:05You're so cute.
01:06Oh my...
01:07Is that weird?
01:08Because I knew you when you were little.
01:09Like, if we ever got married, people would say that's grooming.
01:11I'm like, no, I haven't seen her in ten years.
01:14What's your name?
01:15Jennastar, XOXO, underscore, underscore, tip.
01:18So your name is Jenna?
01:19No.
01:20My name is Brittany.
01:21But someone said that was a bad name for my channel, because it makes it seem like I get naked online.
01:27Right.
01:28Does she know?
01:30Are you gonna tell her?
01:32Have you ever heard the saying, through every dark night, there's a bright day after?
01:37Is that the Bible?
01:38Tupac.
01:39Sorry I got mad at you.
01:42I love you.
01:43Do you love you?
01:44I love you too.
01:46No.
01:47What is that?
01:48I don't know.
01:49I think we just need to leave it until we didn't see it.
01:52This is a rescue mission.
01:54We about to get wasted on temples.
02:00What if he knows about the gun?
02:01The gun?
02:02How would he know about the gun?
02:03Excuse me?
02:04Gun?
02:05He bleeds yellow!
02:06What the fuck?
02:07Why were you following us?
02:08You left your phone at the bar.
02:09What?
02:10You left your phone!
02:11That makes sense.
02:12So maybe, like, we shouldn't shoot people as our first instinct.
02:13No shit!
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