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00:00What have we got behind us here, Luke?
00:01What have we got?
00:03What haven't we got, probably?
00:04So, what are these for...?
00:06Premier League nightly wins.
00:08Is that from this year?
00:09Probably this year or last year.
00:11Yeah. How many did you get? Five this year?
00:13Four, yeah. Five.
00:14And you get a nice bonus as well, don't you, for winning the night?
00:17We can all do the maths, Luke. What's that?
00:19Five times. You're doing all right.
00:21Nice, some nice family photos.
00:24But you can do all this.
00:25You can't pass your driving theory.
00:30Oh!
00:32This is what we've tuned in for.
00:34Muno, look at this.
00:35Oh! Wow!
00:37It's pretty racy telly, isn't it?
00:39Oh!
00:40Ah! What?!
00:42Oh, no!
00:43Oh, this is awful.
00:44I'm crying.
00:45Oh!
00:47Oh, I'm happy.
00:48Yeah. That makes me happy.
00:50This is a bit of you.
00:51My people.
00:52Fish bump me!
00:53Wee-hee!
00:54We've all got an undercarriage.
00:56You know, we don't know.
00:56Grow up!
00:58In the summer of 2025, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:05Singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on Discovery Plus.
01:09People probably say, I'm a people pleaser, like to say yes, not no.
01:13And I have, like, a resting happy face.
01:16A resting happy face?
01:18I think that would annoy me quite quick.
01:19Someone's just almost like this.
01:21Yeah, you're one of those people that frown upon people's happiness.
01:25No, I don't know why.
01:27You are.
01:27Like, that's such an amazing trait to have.
01:30And you're like, oh, you'd dump someone because they're too happy.
01:33Too happy!
01:34The hardest working man in pop was on his travels on ITV.
01:40I'm Gary Barlow from Take That.
01:43There's a big audience out there and we're ready.
01:46And we're on a huge world tour.
01:49I saw Jason Orange every day and I've got to tell you this is the truth.
01:51No-one sees him and everyone's looking for him on Reddit.
01:53This is true.
01:54And he did like a traitors.
01:55When he recognised, when he realised I'd recognised him, I was in Muswell Hill.
01:59This is God's honest truth.
02:00I was like, that's Jason Orange.
02:01And he went like this.
02:02What, he hid?
02:03He heard and sort of smiled and scurried off.
02:05I love that pet orange.
02:06And then I googled it and no-one knows where he is.
02:08What did you Google? Where's Jason Orange?
02:12Jason Orange, what's he been up to?
02:14Does he live in Muswell Hill?
02:17And the bed-hopping began on ITV2.
02:20Is everyone happy now in their new couples?
02:22I don't even feel like I need to say it to you much later.
02:26I am glad though, that I'm not in the dating game anymore.
02:30And to be clear, I never was.
02:32How did you meet your missus?
02:34Well, I did the classic move of working with her for a year.
02:37Oh, okay.
02:38Player.
02:40He got game.
02:48In Essex.
02:50They're lovely crisps then.
02:51Mm, I like them.
02:52What, kettle chips?
02:54Oh, they were the kettle ones.
02:55They're nice.
02:56They cook them in a kettle.
02:57Rylan and his mum, Linda.
03:00So you know like your kettle?
03:01Yeah.
03:01For example, you could slice up potato.
03:03Right, they're saying the wine.
03:04I'm telling you now, Mum.
03:05You slice, that's why they're called kettle chips.
03:07Oh, I'm going to try then.
03:08You slice up potato, put it in.
03:10Yeah.
03:10And the salt got your hands in me, aren't you?
03:15Oh, is that your bear's arms?
03:16Sorry.
03:18Do you know what?
03:19No, it's only when you said, I'm going to try it.
03:21I thought you'd better not burn the answer.
03:25In June, it was time to find out how clever some famous faces were on ITV.
03:31I'm actually getting a little bit hot now, thinking about the fact we're going to have to try and answer this question.
03:35And I think you're going to get it.
03:37And I'm not, because the 1% Club is not my comfort zone.
03:40How would you say your general knowledge is?
03:42Not good.
03:43No, I'll be honest, that was the answer as I expected.
03:45Yeah, and you got the right answer.
03:47You just have no general knowledge, because you don't watch the news.
03:51I do watch the news.
03:52Do you?
03:52Yeah.
03:54I always swipe to the little side light thing on my phone.
03:56I don't mean the news on your phone, I mean on the TV.
03:58Yeah, I watch you.
04:00Do you?
04:00When Mum puts it on.
04:01Tonight, our contestants are all professional footballers and celebrities who support SoccerAid.
04:07Why haven't they asked me to play in SoccerAid?
04:10Oh, I hate it when they do celebrity versions of stuff.
04:14It's never as good as just the normal ones.
04:16Come on, the 1% Club SoccerAid special!
04:22I normally do quite all right on this.
04:24You're not good at any quiz, you are.
04:25It's time for our first question.
04:29Right, get ready.
04:30Lock in.
04:30Lock in, lock in, lock in.
04:3190%, this is always easy.
04:33This is like, what day is it?
04:35Which of the following three pieces doesn't correctly match the image?
04:40Ooh, I like Jill Scott.
04:41I do.
04:45Easily, the ear.
04:46Earring B.
04:47Yeah, earring B.
04:48Wait, the eye?
04:49No, it's not the eye.
04:50No, the earring.
04:51What, doesn't match?
04:52Doesn't match.
04:54No, I think there's an extra wrinkle there and there shouldn't be.
04:57But then it, no, because of a mouth.
04:59Oh, my God.
05:00I think her eye's okay.
05:01The mouth isn't.
05:02I think it's the eyebrow.
05:03No, it's B.
05:04It's A.
05:05It's B.
05:08Nobody should get this wrong.
05:10We can't be out for this one.
05:12See, that's the thing as well.
05:13They always make it easy for celebrities.
05:15Because she's not all thick.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I've even forgot what we did.
05:19Yeah.
05:19We was naming what we did.
05:21Did we do?
05:21Yeah, yeah.
05:23One out?
05:25Right, we lost one of you.
05:26Because...
05:29He's a referee.
05:30Is he?
05:30Yeah.
05:31Do you know what they say about referees, boy?
05:33You don't know what you're doing.
05:36He's the ref that's always on Sky.
05:39Stands by the wrong decisions.
05:40So, I'm glad he's out.
05:41It's B, because the earring is different on Jill's ear.
05:44Oh, we got it right, B.
05:46Yes, indeed.
05:4790% of the country got that right.
05:49And you and the ref got it wrong.
05:52Let's move on to the 35% question.
05:54Oh, 35, mate.
05:55Oh, no.
05:56Get on your game.
05:57This is going to be hard.
05:58Ooh, trickier, ooh.
06:00Which Premier League football team is this rhyming code for?
06:03Nest Jam.
06:05Nest Jam.
06:06It's not West Ham, is it?
06:08Ah, he's on it. He's on it.
06:10It's West Ham.
06:11West Ham.
06:12Why is it West Ham?
06:13Nest Jam.
06:16Bird's Nest Jam Jam, yeah?
06:18Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:21Come on.
06:21Tottenham.
06:22Nespot.
06:23Tottenham.
06:24Tottenham.
06:24No, it's a rhyming.
06:26Yes, bro.
06:26Tottenham Jam.
06:30Premier League football, West Ham.
06:31Nest.
06:32Nest.
06:33West Ham, Liverpool.
06:34I don't know all the teams.
06:35Nespot.
06:35I don't know all the teams.
06:36Nespot.
06:36Uh, Brentford.
06:38Nest Jam.
06:38Nest Jam.
06:39No, don't say Nest Jam.
06:40You said Nest Jam 17 times now.
06:41It's not helping.
06:43West Ham!
06:43West Ham!
06:44What?
06:45Nespotella.
06:47Uh, no idea.
06:48Nespotella.
06:49Nespotella.
06:50Nespotella.
06:51Nespotella.
06:51Nespotella.
06:52Nespotella.
06:52Nespotella.
06:53West Ham!
06:54West Ham.
06:55West Ham rhymes with nest jam.
06:57I can't believe you actually got that right.
06:59That's fucking unbelievable.
07:02I'm not going to lie.
07:02That was very quick from me.
07:03I'm quite proud of that.
07:04Nespotella.
07:05And yeah, if you say it quick and fuck.
07:07Ooh, ooh, ooh.
07:08Nespotella.
07:09I don't know their chant.
07:12Yeah, you've never been to a football game.
07:13Ooh, ooh, ooh.
07:15West Ham!
07:16It's time for the 30% question.
07:18Come on, Perry.
07:19Head in the game.
07:2030% question.
07:22What does that even mean?
07:23Which England footballer is spelt out in this code below?
07:27Oh, no.
07:28Eh?
07:28How am I supposed to know hieroglyphics?
07:30I used to know them.
07:31I used to learn them.
07:32I used to have a hieroglyphics bookmark on papyrus.
07:38What?
07:39There's got to be Roman letters of summer.
07:41Snake eye, bird wave.
07:44Whale, comb eye foot wings.
07:46Wait, let me concentrate.
07:50Oh, er...
07:52It's got Frank Kirby, I think.
07:53I think one of us has to just gamble.
07:54You have to go summer and I'll go summer.
07:56Otherwise we're both out.
07:58Hey, Mary Earps.
08:01I'm going to go Fran Kirby.
08:03It's Fran Kirby because the second letter of the first name
08:06and the third letter of the last name are the same in Fran and Kirby.
08:11Makes no sense at all.
08:12Absolutely not.
08:13I think I'm using a pass.
08:14Definitely use my pass.
08:16Let's see who got it right.
08:17Everyone's got me out.
08:18This is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.
08:20I'll tell you that for now.
08:23Oh, and they're just ticking them off.
08:26Well, and me.
08:27No, because we use the pass.
08:28It's Frank Kirby.
08:29The only symbol that is repeated represents the second letter of the first name and the third
08:34letter of the second name.
08:35Mmm!
08:36Mmm!
08:38Ross, you need to go on there.
08:40Is that me on most clever now?
08:41Oh, no.
08:42Absolutely not.
08:43You took a guess and I took a guess.
08:45Strategically, we played for each other there because we took a punt each.
08:48After whittling down the sports stars and celebrities here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
08:53This is it.
08:54Right.
08:54Deals, come on.
08:56In the opening verse to the original version of Three Lions, what two words feature exactly three
09:03times in the lyrics?
09:04Three Lions.
09:05Mama, please don't.
09:06They've seen it all before.
09:09They just know they're so sure.
09:14Is it it?
09:15It.
09:16It.
09:16It.
09:17It.
09:18It.
09:19It.
09:19It.
09:20It.
09:23It.
09:24It.
09:25So it and no?
09:26No.
09:27Ah!
09:27It and no.
09:28England is going to throw and blow it away, but no.
09:30So no.
09:31Is it no?
09:32I don't know.
09:35Oh, this game's stressing me out.
09:37Three no's.
09:38It's no and it.
09:39No and it.
09:40Yeah, there's three no's.
09:41No and it.
09:42No and it.
09:44It and no.
09:45That's what I said.
09:47I said no, did I?
09:49Yeah, you said no.
09:53Yeah!
09:56It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
09:58Oh, I just thought...
09:59Why didn't they ask you on this?
10:01I can't believe it.
10:02They all thought I was dopey.
10:04Yeah.
10:04But why did we get it right?
10:06Because you're fucking intelligent.
10:08You're answering things right and you just do it automatically.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Yeah, without thought.
10:13As soon as you start to think.
10:14I do everything without thought.
10:16I mean, there's nothing worse than fucking thinking, is there?
10:18Yeah, yeah.
10:26In Brighton...
10:28I like your socks, Joe.
10:29They're um, they're tartan.
10:31Where are they from?
10:32Scotland.
10:33Friends Roisin and Joe.
10:35You're not from Scotland.
10:36Ireland.
10:37I get all my socks in Scotland.
10:38You don't get all your socks?
10:40I do.
10:40I get my...
10:40Where is your socks?
10:41I get my socks in Scotland, my trousers from Wales and my top and my underwear from England.
10:48And Ireland, I get...
10:49I accessorise.
10:51I accessorise from Ireland.
10:53Okay.
10:54Socks from Scotland, trousers from Wales, tops and underwear from England.
10:59I don't care about the rest of your clothes.
11:01Okay.
11:01I only care about the socks.
11:03The rest of your clothes are boring.
11:04The socks add some pizzazz.
11:05Do you want to work up my luggage?
11:06No.
11:07Mainland Europe.
11:09In July, there was some transatlantic dating on Discovery Plus.
11:14Hey, Clare, you're single.
11:15Would you let me match make you?
11:16No.
11:17No.
11:17What do you mean no right away?
11:18Who would you put me with?
11:19Would you not trust me?
11:21I don't know.
11:24I once went on a date where I lived in Paris with a French girl.
11:29Oh, woo-hoo, la-la.
11:30So I might be able to bring some expertise to this.
11:34I've got a friend who's married to someone who lives abroad and he quite likes it because he's
11:37got to come back here for work so he gets to be away from her quite a lot.
11:40That sounds like a good relationship.
11:41Oh, yeah, rock solid.
11:42I'm Victoria.
11:44Hi, Victoria.
11:45I like her already.
11:46I love her.
11:47In a few hours, I'm headed to the airport going to Ireland.
11:51Ireland.
11:51You do like Irish accents.
11:52I love an Irish accent.
11:53I mean, I do love a ginger.
11:55I love a ginger.
11:56I love a ginger.
11:57That's why I'm going to Ireland.
11:58Love some freckles.
12:00They drink a lot.
12:01I mean, she has to stereotype the whole notion there.
12:03She's going to Ireland because she thinks they drink a lot, they're ginger and they have freckles.
12:08Sorry.
12:09She calls herself an equal opportunity dater.
12:12This is a matchmaker.
12:14But what it actually means is that she's desperate to date anyone.
12:18Flipping hell.
12:19All right, Trina.
12:20She's desperate to date anyone.
12:22I want to see your wish list.
12:24Oh, wish list.
12:25There we go.
12:26Right, let's find out what she wants.
12:27So what have we got here?
12:29Okay, full head of hair.
12:32Full head of hair.
12:33Good.
12:34No bull people.
12:35Right.
12:35Because I feel like I'm like spontaneous and I want someone with like a dark side.
12:40A dark side?
12:41Yeah, I'm really into goths.
12:43Yeah, or evil villains.
12:45Yeah, preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair.
12:48Yeah.
12:49What, tattoos?
12:50Do like drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:52Did she say drugs?
12:55Did she say drugs?
12:55You know, someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:58I thought she said that.
12:59What the fuck?
13:00Someone like wild, like maybe they've been arrested.
13:05I've been in prison.
13:06She wants an absolute rogue.
13:07You normally say, I quite like bad boys, but I shouldn't.
13:10She got really excited.
13:11I need him to have been arrested.
13:14A few tattoos, preferably on the neck.
13:16I really love a mugshot.
13:20Today is my first official date.
13:22Katerina has picked an oyster farm for our date spot.
13:24An oyster farm.
13:25Bit obvious.
13:26An oyster farm with a bad boy.
13:28So, the match I have for Victoria is Dave.
13:31Dave.
13:32Dave.
13:33Dave.
13:34Dave, the dangerous Dave.
13:36Oh, watch out.
13:38Let's see if an Irish bad boy is the kind of guy Victoria needs.
13:43Irish bad boy.
13:44Come on.
13:45Where's Dave at?
13:49Frickin' hell.
13:53It's so dark.
13:54Why does he sound like the cross-channel ferry?
13:59How are you?
13:59Good, how are you?
14:00Very good.
14:01Nice to meet you.
14:02He looks like a nice boy.
14:03No, he looks quite nice, doesn't he?
14:06It's all just there.
14:09There you go.
14:10Oh, God.
14:10Don't give Dangerous Dave a hose.
14:13Can I blast myself with it?
14:14Can I blast myself with it?
14:18Whoa!
14:19He's mad!
14:20He's mad!
14:21He's mad!
14:23He's fucking mad!
14:25That was kind of sore, actually.
14:26Of course it was.
14:28You just jet-washed your face, Dave.
14:31Probably got a black eye.
14:32Yeah, quite sore, actually.
14:35Victoria seems like she's up for good fun, and I really like that about her.
14:39I appreciated that, so...
14:40Like, I wouldn't mind, like, sleeping with her.
14:47Dave is unbelievable!
14:49That is definitely an aprodisiac.
14:51I am getting so excited.
14:52I'm feeling Randy now.
14:53What about you?
14:54You sweet-talking bastard.
14:56Imagine in broad daylight, without a drink, without even a bit of flirting,
15:01someone just goes, I've got the horn for you.
15:04Uh, just to let you know, I have an erection.
15:08I've had four oysters, and I'm as hard as a tank.
15:12Let me try some, like, the green sauce.
15:15Dude, how's that? Oh, that's a gop. Is that enough?
15:16He's put too much on there.
15:18And this is going to be another Dave Wilde moment, isn't it?
15:22Not well, yeah.
15:28It's taken the horn out of him.
15:32Speaking of spice, let's put some in my heart.
15:34Please do it. Please do it. Please do it. Please do it.
15:39What are you doing?
15:40No!
15:41No! No, no, no!
15:48I'm just a bit on a date.
15:55Oh, my eye.
15:59He's an absolute fucking lunatic.
16:02For her next date, great icebreaker.
16:06But to be able to go, what's your worst first date?
16:08No one would believe her.
16:09Yeah, that's true.
16:10A guy turned up with a train horn that told me he was horny,
16:13and then poured Tabasco in his eyes.
16:16Yeah, and sprayed himself in the face with a high-pressured hose.
16:21In Manchester...
16:23Do you know what? In all my time,
16:25I've never been on a parent's WhatsApp group.
16:28How good is that at school?
16:29That's terrible.
16:30Friends Mark and Kelly.
16:32Oh, they're funny, though.
16:34They're not.
16:34They are.
16:35I was class rep when you...
16:36Class rep when you...
16:41Class rep?
16:42Yeah.
16:43What did you have to do to be class rep?
16:45I don't know, but I put a lot of GIFs on my, uh, on my WhatsApps.
16:47You'd have hated me.
16:48You'd just put GIFs on your WhatsApps all the time.
16:51You'd have hated me.
16:52I would put little things out and go, morning, everyone!
16:57Leave. Leave.
16:58Mark Chapman has left the group.
17:00In the summer, we were taken on another big boating adventure with this.
17:08Quick, hurry up, cos we're gonna miss Canal Boat Diaries, so you don't change the channel.
17:13Have you been on the Canal Boat?
17:15Yeah, bro. Slept on one.
17:16Really?
17:17Horrible experience.
17:20I'm Robbie Cumming.
17:24That's me.
17:24Hello.
17:25That's him.
17:25I've watched this before.
17:26I love him.
17:27You know what?
17:28I think Robbie's now become one of me heroes.
17:31And this is my narrowboat home.
17:33The Naughty Lass.
17:34The Naughty Lass.
17:35Hello.
17:36I like that.
17:37I like that name.
17:38Naughty Lass.
17:39Double entendre.
17:40Come on.
17:40Come on.
17:41I learned that word recently, you know.
17:44Really?
17:44I've been waiting to use it, boy.
17:47Lovely start to the morning.
17:48He just had his hands in the Naughty Lass's gearbox, then.
17:51Can you show that on the cellar?
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:55This time, I'm tackling the Basingstoke Canal.
17:57The Basingstoke Canal.
18:00Don't want to throw shade at anyone here.
18:03Doesn't sound amazing.
18:09Do you reckon by lock three, it's a bit boring?
18:12I think it's...
18:12Like, the first one's quite fun.
18:14Yeah, then...
18:14Second one, you get the end of it, and then you're like,
18:16are this again?
18:17Novelty's worn off.
18:17Yeah.
18:18This trip is likely to be a bit of a challenge for me.
18:22Go on.
18:23The Basingstoke Canal is notorious for weed.
18:27Basingstoke Canal's notorious for weed.
18:30It is. Always was.
18:31Always was, yeah.
18:32Always was, mate.
18:32Weed?
18:33Weed.
18:33What?
18:34Weed, weed.
18:35Oh.
18:36Getting caught on the propeller.
18:38Oh, no, weeds.
18:39Oh, weeds.
18:40I thought you meant weed.
18:41No.
18:42Although it's somewhere I'm really looking forward to exploring,
18:45there is a side of me that's thinking,
18:46can I actually make it to the end?
18:48I don't know.
18:49Oh, shit.
18:49There's the jeopardy.
18:51Robbie, don't be mad.
18:52Turn back.
18:53It's the Basingstoke Canal!
18:55As soon as I enter it, there's a massive raft of weeds.
19:00Oh.
19:00He's got to get through those weeds.
19:01Yeah, and what we know,
19:02the Basingstoke Canal is notorious for them, Denise.
19:07Here we go.
19:08I love you.
19:09Go on.
19:10Thankfully, that weed wasn't a worry.
19:13Oh, thank God for that, Robbie.
19:14That's it.
19:15I'm so happy for you.
19:18Right.
19:19Another early morning,
19:20and I just need to make myself some breakfast before I set off.
19:24Oh, what's he going to have?
19:25This is going to be interesting.
19:27What's he got?
19:29Looking at my supplies here of my homemade muesli.
19:33That needs to be topped up.
19:35Oh, there's nothing like watching someone make their own muesli.
19:39I'll tell you what, mate.
19:41That's it.
19:42Life in the fast lane.
19:43Add some more oats, some seeds, dried fruit.
19:48That's not breakfast.
19:50No.
19:51And I usually put in some kind of naughty sugary cereal,
19:54so I've got some hoops.
19:56Hang on, he's chucked some Cheerios in there.
19:59Yeah.
19:59That's not healthy.
20:00Oh, he's the most wholesome but boring man I've ever...
20:04And, guys, no-one's said anything but, sir, Frosted Truddies.
20:08It's not...
20:08Oh, I feel sorry for him now.
20:15Why?
20:16I don't know.
20:18Look at him, look at his little hat.
20:19It's so patronising.
20:20Look at his little hat.
20:21He's coming into fleet.
20:26Oh, he's coming into fleet now.
20:27Oh, I've just seen possibly the lowest bridge that I've ever come across.
20:33Oh.
20:34Oh, no.
20:35This is the highlight of his day.
20:39This is hilarious.
20:41That's going to be tricky.
20:47If it gets stuck, if the boat gets stuck.
20:49Well, if it does, it'll liven it the fuck up.
20:50Yeah.
20:53Oh, no!
20:55Robbie!
20:56I think there might have been some breakage.
20:59Oh, shit.
21:00He's going to be stuck.
21:02This is what we've tuned in for.
21:04The boat is basically wedged underneath this bridge.
21:07Why did he go that far in?
21:09I don't know what I'm going to do.
21:10And they thought the weed was going to be the problem.
21:14Common sense.
21:15Like, why did he not think, oh, I'm not getting under there.
21:19Take all the stuff off.
21:20He's used all his energies on knocking up his own muesli.
21:23Yeah.
21:23You have to call my friend Jamie.
21:24He lives locally with his family.
21:27And he helped me the other day.
21:28So I'm hoping he can help me again.
21:30Unless he's fucking Superman or something.
21:34What do you want?
21:35I imagine turning up to that going, what the fuck do you want?
21:37What do you want me to do?
21:39You know, why have you called me?
21:40Well, because you're a mate and I know you live local.
21:43You know, I work in an office.
21:47He came down, jumped on the front of the boat adding a bit more weight.
21:50He jumped way out.
21:52Does he?
21:53That gave us just enough room with Jamie on the front to get the boat underneath the bridge.
21:58Wow.
21:59And he's through.
22:00Oh, thank God.
22:01That was real.
22:02That was touch and go then.
22:04Thanks for rescuing me.
22:06Thanks, Jamie.
22:07See you.
22:08Is this actually a show?
22:09Yeah.
22:10Yeah.
22:10I'll be honest with you.
22:11He's not done a good job of showing you how good a life could be on a little narrow boat.
22:16No, what he has done is show you what it's really like.
22:18No.
22:19He has.
22:19You need to eat food out of boxes.
22:21You get stuck under branches.
22:22You know the way television works.
22:25It was all X-factored and made to look more interesting than what it was.
22:29That was more interesting.
22:31Yes.
22:39In Essex.
22:40Do I tell you what shocks me to this day?
22:43I can't get over it.
22:44Do you know how much a pack of dishwasher tablets off?
22:46I don't know why they're pricing them there.
22:48You need a small mortgage for dishwasher tablets.
22:52Best mates Jordan and Perry.
22:54Oh, sorry.
22:55If I take them home and I've got to rip the packet open.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Fuming.
22:58Fuming.
22:59Like it's not like a little pot that pops.
23:00Yeah.
23:01But even when you rip the packet open, I find it all the time.
23:03It's like putting my hand and you put your hand in it.
23:05A lot of them are burst.
23:06Like all the time.
23:08Maybe I'm just too rough on my shopping.
23:09No, you're heavy handed.
23:10I am quite heavy handed.
23:11I love, I'm nine and never burst.
23:12I like doing that and then go.
23:15Okay.
23:15I think you need to, you need to grow up a bit, man.
23:18Really?
23:18Yeah.
23:19That's how you, that's how you turn the dishwasher on.
23:20I think you need to live a little.
23:21Next time, next time you put your hand in that packet.
23:25I'm telling you, do that.
23:26Is that it?
23:30Yeah, but it's, it's better without the eye contact.
23:35Back in June, Weatherfield's finest were on the warpath again on ITV.
23:40I'd done something in Coronation Street, I could never tell anyone.
23:44I went to a party there once.
23:46I won't let you know what happened, but it was.
23:48What, you mean on set?
23:49On the set.
23:50It was the back of the Rovers.
23:52Coronation Street.
23:53All right.
23:54The funniest of the soaps, am I wrong?
23:56What's the concept?
24:03Is it one street?
24:04Is it like Sesame Street?
24:08It's just the area, isn't it?
24:09It's not.
24:09Big Bird's going to make it a bit, isn't it?
24:13I'll tell you my favourite, Mrs Snuffleupagus.
24:15The Snuffleupagus, I like Oscar.
24:17In the episode, we dropped into Rye's roles and a tense standoff between Lou and Maria.
24:23Do you want something?
24:24What?
24:26Me and my family are decent people.
24:27I'd prefer if you kept your distance.
24:29Oh, no.
24:30Hold on, hold on, hold on.
24:32That's a bold opener, isn't it?
24:33Yes, I mean.
24:34You scumbag.
24:35Yeah.
24:35Just stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours.
24:38Oh.
24:40Georgie, Georgie, Georgie.
24:41That's what you're like.
24:42Georgie, Georgie.
24:43Oh, dear.
24:45Something wrong, isn't it?
24:48I don't know.
24:48I just, like I said, I just feel like I'm trying so hard to fit in around here
24:52and no-one wants to know me.
24:53Well, no-one wants to know Lou.
24:55Why?
24:56What?
24:57If old fella killed the cop, killed Craigie.
25:00Did he?
25:01Yeah.
25:01So her husband's been done for murder and she's just trying to fit in now?
25:04Well, I think everybody's still very angry with that husband of yours.
25:08So who's...
25:12I just think everybody's a bit miffed with your husband for killing that police officer.
25:17He's a cheeky bugger, isn't he?
25:19David was supposed to take this to the back, but I haven't seen Hyde nor Herriman.
25:24She's not daft.
25:25Did you see her eyes laid up when Audrey was doing the till?
25:28Yeah.
25:28I can take it if you like.
25:30No, no.
25:30It's all right.
25:32Er, Shona can give it to him and give him a kick up the backside.
25:36She's been in a lot of plates here, Audrey, isn't she?
25:38Yeah.
25:38This is her in the scene.
25:40Hold on.
25:41Hold on.
25:42What do you want?
25:43No, you take it.
25:45No, no.
25:46You take it.
25:47No, you.
25:48No.
25:49Which one of you will take it?
25:52A bit later and everyone had popped round to David Platt's for a barbecue.
25:57She said it was a deal breaker.
25:58Why is David so iconic?
26:00This is the fella that's just one big brother.
26:02Big brother.
26:02And a copper load of that.
26:05I saw that last time I came.
26:07What is it?
26:08Oh, David loves his new table, does he?
26:11Right, everyone, nibbles.
26:13No, not on there.
26:15Seriously, don't, don't put them on there.
26:17Come on.
26:18So it's fun.
26:19Massive chat about a table.
26:20I was going to say, what are they all just talking about the one piece of table?
26:22Yeah, it's a big topic in the outsides.
26:24That must have been a local tree.
26:26All right, Barry Keoghan's got the same one, apparently.
26:29No, he has.
26:29Who's Barry Keoghan?
26:31Barry Keoghan, the actor.
26:32Barry Keoghan.
26:33Is it good Keoghan?
26:35From Saltburn.
26:36David.
26:38Ah.
26:39Here, what do you want me to do with this?
26:42What is it?
26:42It's cash from the salon.
26:44Oh!
26:45She's got an eye on that cash from the salon again, Lou.
26:48Blotting and scheming.
26:49It's like a front for a heroin business, isn't it?
26:51I thought she would be right on it, wouldn't she?
26:53Yeah.
26:58She ironed up the coffee table.
26:59She is as well.
27:01She's seen that coffee table.
27:02She's gone, is that Barry Keoghan's one?
27:08I was snicking the cat.
27:09Mm-mm.
27:10Don't do it, Lou!
27:12Don't do it, Lou!
27:17She's put it back.
27:18Put it back.
27:18Good choice.
27:21I knew it.
27:22Oh!
27:23Oh!
27:24Oh, how dare you?
27:26Oh, I was just looking for something.
27:26Yeah, I know exactly what you were doing, you thieving cow.
27:29Oh!
27:29Thieving cow.
27:30See, that's what all they're called to do.
27:31I was looking for a brown envelope, but I brought my own brown envelope with me.
27:35Saw a brown envelope there, I thought, oh, is that my brown envelope?
27:38No, that's the one with all the money in it.
27:39Yeah, that's got the money.
27:40I don't want that one.
27:41My one's the one without the money in it.
27:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:44So, if you do see that, let me know.
27:46Anyway, love this coffee table.
27:48I know you're up to summit.
27:51You're going nowhere.
27:52What are you doing?
27:53Get off of it, Maria.
27:55You're going nowhere.
27:56You're going to sit on that coffee table, love.
27:58They're going to smash the table.
28:00David's going to be livid.
28:01Don't fight near the table.
28:03Shut up.
28:04Captain, know it all.
28:05All right, I think we're going to have to send out for pizza.
28:06I wouldn't even give that to David the duck.
28:10No!
28:11What was that?
28:11The table!
28:12Barry Kilgore's coffee table!
28:14Oh!
28:21What was that, smash?
28:22You know what it was, David.
28:24It's your coffee table, mate.
28:25Oh, my arm is killing me.
28:27Oh, you're joking!
28:28Are you OK?
28:29You're joking!
28:30You're joking!
28:31You're joking!
28:32You're joking, Aya!
28:33You're joking!
28:34That was Barry Kilgore's one!
28:35I didn't fall, and I'm not drunk.
28:39She pushed me.
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:43Come on.
28:44Who's standing on what side?
28:45She was rummaging through that bag, yeah?
28:47And I said to her, what are you playing at?
28:49She said nothing.
28:50So I said, right, OK, show me your pockets, then.
28:52She did.
28:54Look at them all standing round there, like it's fucking Cluedo.
28:58I like how she's explaining everything, and poor old David's there, just looking at his table.
29:03Just looking through.
29:05Just picking up the bits.
29:08You know, if you don't believe me, just look and she's on his bag.
29:10Ooh!
29:14Well, he's still here.
29:15Still, she's guilty.
29:17But it's not all Arrow, is it?
29:18Is it not?
29:19Why is the painting of Jim Broadbent behind her?
29:23Oh, yeah.
29:24Do you reckon that was a real table they used?
29:26Or was it a stunt table?
29:27I hope not.
29:29It's going to keep me up tonight.
29:31I'm not going to stop thinking about that coffee table, Claire.
29:33Sorry, Matt.
29:36In London.
29:38Shall we compare helmets?
29:39Because you've got a Vespa here, I've got a bike.
29:41Wow, yours is very pink and shiny.
29:43Mates Munya and Jamie.
29:45I'm aerodynamic, yeah?
29:47Look at that.
29:48Look at that.
29:48You look like a professional.
29:50Look at the point on that, yeah?
29:52I'm a professional cyclist when I do this.
29:54It's unbelievable.
29:55Stay like that, stay like that.
29:56Do you know how you can tell if it's good?
29:57Stay like that.
29:58Don't move, don't move.
29:58This is how you can tell.
30:00Ready?
30:01Ready?
30:02Look at the arch.
30:03The arch is crazy.
30:04Get hold on.
30:04I breathe some water, bro, because now I can't move.
30:07Okay, yeah, but now do the legs, do the legs.
30:09No, because it's going to spill on me.
30:10It's not.
30:11You've just trapped me.
30:12You've trapped me in some sort of weird twisted saw challenge.
30:16Right, if I cycle real slowly.
30:18Okay, go and pedal.
30:18Look at that.
30:19I'm pedalling.
30:19I'm just going up a hill.
30:21I am pedalling, bro.
30:22Pedal.
30:23I'm going up a hill.
30:24I'm going up a hill.
30:24I'm going up a hill.
30:26I'm going up a hill.
30:26In the summer, Gary Barlow was enjoying some culinary delights down under on ITV.
30:35I'm into my wine at the minute, aren't I?
30:36Yeah, you have really got into wine.
30:38Oh, I love it.
30:39Every time I ring you, it's like, yeah, I've just enjoyed a bottle of red.
30:42And I'm like...
30:43He's aged better, actually.
30:44He looks much better now than when he was first and take that, yeah.
30:48Really?
30:49Yeah.
30:50Men do seem to age well.
30:51Don't we?
30:51Generally.
30:53Most men.
30:54No.
30:54He had a good lockdown, didn't he, Barlow?
30:57What do you mean?
31:01What did he do in lockdown?
31:02He played his piano a lot online.
31:04Did he?
31:05Yeah.
31:05So it's like someone was watching him a lot on lockdown.
31:09He couldn't stop him, couldn't not watch him.
31:11I'm hundreds of miles from the nearest city.
31:16Alley Springs.
31:17We've been there.
31:18Yeah.
31:19But I'm not quite as alone as I look.
31:22Oh, he's got company.
31:23Who is it?
31:24Because unless I'm hallucinating...
31:27It's Ronan.
31:28I'd swear that was Ronan Keating coming towards me.
31:31What's he doing there?
31:32Oh, it's boy band Heaven.
31:33Gary!
31:34Yes!
31:35Yes!
31:36What are the chances?
31:37I hate things like this on programmes like this.
31:42Because...
31:42It's not a surprise, Gary.
31:44It's not a surprise.
31:45Production have told you.
31:46They've told you Ronan Keating's not walked there across Australia.
31:49Don't you bring me to all the nice places.
31:52Look at this.
31:53Sworn enemies up until ten minutes ago.
31:57That's the truth.
31:58I've got another surprise for Ronan.
32:00They should like this one.
32:01They're actually very similar, aren't they?
32:03Yes, they are.
32:04They're slowly turned into the same person, aren't they?
32:06Yeah, I think that's what Gary Barlow shows about.
32:07He just slowly turns everyone into Gary Barlow.
32:09Yeah.
32:10We try our hands at creating a sound that's become synonymous
32:14with Australia's indigenous culture.
32:16BT.
32:18I sense a didgeridoo will be a pun.
32:20Oh!
32:21The didgeridoo!
32:22It's going to be the didgeridoo.
32:24So we've come to a sand dune for a didgeridoo masterclass.
32:27I'd love to have a go on one of them.
32:29I think quite hard.
32:30I don't know.
32:31There's no buttons, is there?
32:32To learn all about the rhythms of this ancient mystical instrument.
32:37Are they not allowed one?
32:38They've got to play the sticks.
32:39Yeah, there's only one.
32:39They can only afford one.
32:40You know what I really, really wanted to see today?
32:43Yeah.
32:44Is Gary Barlow and Ronan Keaton banging sticks together.
32:47You said that before we started this.
32:49I did, yeah.
32:49I love that sound of the didgeridoo.
32:53Absolutely.
32:54You can't not love that sound.
32:56All day with that buzzing around your nut, eh?
32:59That'll twist your melon.
33:01All right.
33:01Where you breathe is on the chit and on the do.
33:04What did he say?
33:05So I'm going to spit up.
33:06So, tuwaki, tuwaki.
33:08Go on, try that.
33:08Tuwaki, tuwaki.
33:10So, tuwaki, I leap out of the water going, tuwaki, tuwaki.
33:13Then I come up to the part where I'm going to breathe and go, boom.
33:15He's been like the worst teacher in the whole world.
33:18I haven't got a single clue what he's talking about.
33:20Air here, air here.
33:23Mouth, didge, air air.
33:25Two forces of meaning.
33:26Oh, shut up.
33:28Can I just say, it's a didgeridoo.
33:30All you've got to do is just blow?
33:31Yes.
33:32Hum at the back of your throat and just go, didgeridri.
33:34Didgeridri.
33:35Didgeridri.
33:36Didgeridri.
33:36Didgeridri.
33:37Didgeridri.
33:38Didgeridri.
33:41Fucking Dalek.
33:42That's it.
33:46That's it.
33:46Beautiful.
33:47I love it.
33:48Bruno's involved now.
33:49I think he might be winding them up.
33:51I think it is.
33:51I feel like Ant and Dec are going to come out in a second.
33:55An earpiece the whole time.
33:57Listen.
33:58That's the didgeridri.
33:59That's the didgeridri.
34:00Oh, didgeridri.
34:01Yeah, where's the do?
34:02Then the do.
34:04Not massively different.
34:06Put them together.
34:10He literally used to say didgeridoo.
34:12Didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo.
34:20What was the thing I need to do?
34:21Oh, no, he's not going to have a go, is he?
34:23That's it.
34:24Did you do that?
34:25Zip that sand muffling it.
34:31Excuse me.
34:32Thanks, mate.
34:33And with that, we're both back where we started.
34:36On the rhythm section.
34:38Gary didn't have a go.
34:39Why isn't Gary going to have a go?
34:41Doesn't want to make an idiot of himself.
34:43Oh, okay.
34:50Is this really, I feel like I'm hallucinating.
34:52What, would you rather play the maracas or didgeridoo?
34:55Well, the maracas are easy, but I play both equally as bad.
34:59In North London.
35:08You want a crisp?
35:09No.
35:10I try not to eat crisps.
35:11Why not?
35:12I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.
35:15Stephen and his sister Anita.
35:18I did the marathon and then what happens is you stop running and you just eat for six months.
35:23So I'm going to try not to do that.
35:24Oh, I see.
35:25So you try not to eat or just try not to eat?
35:27Well, I'm trying not to eat rubbish.
35:29I see, yeah.
35:30Because you think you can eat anything when you're running that much and then you stop running and then you carry on eating that much.
35:35I love the way you just got that in there because I've just done the marathon.
35:38I just like to drop that into every occasion.
35:40Excuse me, do you know that I just run the marathon a few weeks ago?
35:43Hello?
35:44Hello?
35:463.56 and 22 seconds.
35:47Oh, my God.
35:49In June, ITV livened up our morning with more of this.
35:54Wakey, wakey, mate.
35:56Fucking this morning's up.
35:58Come in, Bea.
35:59Let's see how they managed to fill a few hours of television.
36:09Jeez, come on, bro.
36:11This is something called morning TV.
36:13Yeah.
36:14You know, while you're asleep, other people are making television.
36:17Yeah.
36:18So you've never watched this, have you?
36:19Because you've literally never been awake.
36:21Yeah.
36:22Not just any old fish Friday today.
36:23No.
36:24It's officially...
36:25Officially.
36:26Get it?
36:26National Fish and Chip Day.
36:28National Fish and Chip Day?
36:30National Fish and Chip Day, okay.
36:31Wow.
36:32Do you like fish and chips?
36:33I do, I love fish and chips.
36:34I like fish, chips, loads of something they got in curry sauce to dip in.
36:39Oh, you're so northern.
36:41To celebrate, we've got the potato queen herself, Poppy O'Toole.
36:44Oh, I like Poppy, the potato, she cooks potatoes in lots of different ways.
36:48Yeah, Poppy's amazing.
36:49She's incredible.
36:50I've seen this girl do things with potatoes that are inhuman.
36:52What's your favourite, were you to have a potato or go?
36:54Dock from war.
36:55You fancy fucker!
36:57So, we've got the mega fish and chip butty, but all of the components are quite flashy.
37:02Oh, look at that.
37:03Oh, yeah, I will murder that.
37:06Oh, man.
37:07That's not a fish butty, mate, that's a banquet.
37:09And I'm all for it, 10.30 or not, mate.
37:11I'm in there.
37:12So we're starting off with a vodka and tonic battered fish.
37:16Yes, vodka.
37:17Vodka in the batter.
37:18Oh, she's my sort of, I like her.
37:19Yeah, a vodka tonic batter.
37:21Yeah.
37:22Just when it couldn't get any better.
37:23You would love that.
37:24Vodka, fish and chips, my worlds are colliding.
37:27What's your favourite fish to have as fish and chips?
37:30Are you cod, girl, haddock?
37:31Cod.
37:32It's got to be cod.
37:32This is journalism.
37:34This is good.
37:34I'm haddock.
37:35I am haddock.
37:36I love haddock.
37:37They all taste the same.
37:38They're in batter.
37:39I'd have a remote control for one in a deep fat frayer.
37:42What's your favourite fish for a fish?
37:43Haddock.
37:44Is it?
37:44Yeah, what's yours?
37:45Haddock as well, actually.
37:48Good chat.
37:49If you go to fish and chips shop, what's your normal order?
37:51What about a pickled egg?
37:53I don't mind a pickled egg.
37:54I love a pickled egg.
37:55What are you?
37:56Oh, chips and a battered sausage.
37:58Oh, you love your sausage.
38:00I do.
38:01And a bit of curry sauce to dip it in.
38:07I've got another question.
38:08Really?
38:09If you, what do you drink with fish and chips?
38:11Dandelion and burdock.
38:12Oh.
38:13Yes!
38:14Water.
38:15You drink water?
38:15Yeah, because there's enough going on.
38:17Also, you know, I like to make the fish feel at home.
38:19Yeah, I go lemonade or a cup of tea.
38:22Yeah.
38:22Oh!
38:23Cup of tea!
38:24Nah, nah.
38:25Get Phil back.
38:26Get Phil back.
38:27Because he wouldn't drink tea.
38:29No, he wouldn't.
38:30He wouldn't.
38:30Get Phil back on.
38:31Really?
38:31A cup of tea?
38:32Love a cup of tea with fish and chips.
38:33You know what's nice with the fish and chips?
38:34A Malbec.
38:35A Malbec with fish and chips?
38:37Is that wine?
38:38Well, I think it is, you know.
38:40You don't fucking drink wine, Malbec wine with fish and chips?
38:44Unless you're an alcoholic.
38:45Well, unless you're the twat.
38:47HE LAUGHS
38:48Very nice, Mr. Soto.
38:49What do you drink at home?
38:50Just send that in to us so that we know.
38:52Let them know, Kelly.
38:53Let them know.
38:54Who's messaging this morning to tell them what drink they have with a chippy tea?
38:57Fucking hell.
38:58More people than you think.
38:59Oh, hang on one second.
39:01I'm just going to message this morning.
39:03I must let Alison and Dermot know.
39:04I have a glass of water send.
39:06Some of your lovely goujons with your vodka tonic.
39:09How are we going to get our mouth round me?
39:10Well.
39:11Well, I'm glad someone said it, Alison.
39:13That's too big for my mouth.
39:14Yeah, you can't open your mouth very wide, so that's not going in.
39:17Can't do it.
39:18Guys, I can not eat that sandwich.
39:20Look at the size of that.
39:21That is a big sandwich.
39:22Go on.
39:23Go on.
39:24I would be like, you've got to go to break,
39:26because things are about to get real freaky, this sandwich.
39:28Yeah.
39:28Honestly, you would not want to cut back to me.
39:31You come back from break and I'll be on the sofa going.
39:35In Birmingham.
39:37Do you know what I've got?
39:38What?
39:38What have you got?
39:39It's been so hot recently.
39:41How's that?
39:42I've got this at home that I use.
39:43What is that?
39:44For fans, look.
39:45Alison, her son Aiden, and her sister Sandra.
39:48Oh, you put them round your neck.
39:50You can put, but this one.
39:52That one's huge.
39:52Look at the size of it.
39:53Yeah, but look, it twists.
39:54It's really, really good.
39:56Look, you can have it anywhere.
39:57And at night, you know when you can't see?
39:59Yeah.
40:01Turn it on.
40:04Feel that.
40:04You can have one up there.
40:05And then...
40:06I need that.
40:07And then just lock, I'll just lock it.
40:09Where's the other one?
40:10Well, look.
40:11Wherever you want it.
40:14Over the summer, channel four turned up the heat
40:17with another toe curling trip to the open house.
40:20What are we watching now?
40:21Sex.
40:22Come on.
40:23I'm so excited for this.
40:24Sexy time.
40:25Come on.
40:26It's basically loads of up-for-it people go to a house and bang.
40:32Nice house.
40:33It's a great house.
40:33If you're going to have sex in a house, go there.
40:35Do it in that one.
40:36Yeah.
40:36How are you with sex?
40:37Well, I've just jumped.
40:38Do you like it?
40:39I think I'm rather splendid at it, in my own opinion.
40:42I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable.
40:43That's all you need.
40:44Heading to the retreat are married couple hairdresser Tanya
40:48and window cleaner Ashley from Leeds.
40:51Okay.
40:51All right.
40:52Classic window cleaner.
40:56Window cleaner.
41:00Tanya brought up the idea of an open relationship
41:03and letting other women join us,
41:04which was a bit of a shock at first.
41:06I didn't know if it was like a trap.
41:09He goes like, shred carefully, boy.
41:12He's like, I would never do that.
41:14I couldn't.
41:18I mean, if it's going to make you happy.
41:22Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people
41:25for five years.
41:26Oh, I see.
41:28How do they get in?
41:29Have you got underwear that looks like that?
41:31Is that underwear?
41:32I think so.
41:33Okay.
41:33I have a lot of ribbons.
41:34I can probably make that out of my art and crafts drawer.
41:37So we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways
41:40to have sex separately from each other.
41:43Oh, right.
41:44So now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart.
41:48It's so dangerous, this game, isn't it?
41:50I would be so nervous right now, would you?
41:52Yeah.
41:52So obviously there's always a worry about rejection,
41:54but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen.
41:58Tanya finds someone.
41:58She sort of goes off and I just sit in the room a clock watching,
42:01waiting for him to come back.
42:02It'll be pretty horrible.
42:04Oh, nice.
42:05Oh, he's struggling and I feel sorry for him already.
42:07I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search
42:10and a cup of cocoa while she's off having, you know...
42:14It's the time of her life.
42:16Yeah.
42:17How are you going?
42:18Have fun.
42:19See you soon.
42:20See you soon.
42:21Oh, God.
42:22How are you going?
42:23Go on.
42:23How are you going?
42:24Go on.
42:24Up you go.
42:25Go on.
42:25Let Mummy have some fun.
42:27This is going to work out quite badly, I think.
42:29Right.
42:29See you back here in half an hour.
42:31Yeah.
42:31Or not.
42:32I'm Olivia, it's lovely to meet you.
42:34Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
42:36Yep.
42:37Yeah.
42:38It's not very sexy though, is it?
42:39That, the nervousness thing.
42:41I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person.
42:43But if you're looking to go upstairs to the West Wing and get banged,
42:46you're not going to be looking to him, are you?
42:48No.
42:49My husband too, he's in there and I'm like, where is he?
42:53Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife.
42:57Right.
42:58Is this you asking me back, is it?
42:59Potentially.
43:00Yeah, I'm interested.
43:01You're not going to reject.
43:04I'm not going to reject you, no.
43:05Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down.
43:07No, no, no.
43:09Oh, look at him.
43:11I want to go and give Ashley a hug.
43:13Now, that may be misinterpreted within that environment.
43:15In the context.
43:17See you soon.
43:18Oh, my God, look.
43:19Oh, my God, see you soon.
43:21Oh, God, he's...
43:22Oh, listen, each to their own, but he clearly ain't into this.
43:25You all right?
43:26Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
43:27I'm good.
43:28He's got all really quiet.
43:29Oh, she's sweet, she's sweet.
43:31So, this is the bloke's wife.
43:32Oh.
43:33Plot twist.
43:36Prosecco's nice.
43:37That was his chat.
43:38Prosecco's nice.
43:41Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to spend a bit more time together.
43:44Yeah, I would like to get to know you more.
43:48Yeah, that's good to hear.
43:49Yeah?
43:49Yeah.
43:50Come on, Ash.
43:51Come on, Ash.
43:52Do the best.
43:52Take your shoes off.
43:53Yeah, take your shoes off.
43:54Let's get, let's get comfortable.
43:56Mummy, there's cameras.
43:57Mummy, there's cameras everywhere.
43:59Are we gonna...
44:00We're not.
44:00We're not.
44:01Are we...
44:01We're not.
44:02Are they gonna...
44:04Do you want to have fun?
44:05We can go to the yurt, if the yurt's available.
44:07The yurt?
44:08Oh.
44:09What is a yurt?
44:10I think it's like a...
44:11I thought it's where you milked goats.
44:15Oh, it's nice.
44:16Oh, it's a nice yurt.
44:17It's a sort of glamping idea.
44:18He's got, like, Peter Stringfellow's bedroom, or we've gone camping.
44:24You are good?
44:25Yep.
44:25Oh, Ash.
44:26It's unbearable.
44:28I can't bear this.
44:32Meanwhile...
44:38Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
44:58No!
45:00What?
45:01Please!
45:05No!
45:07Whoa!
45:08She's twerking.
45:10Where's our guy?
45:11Oh, come on, man!
45:13I swear, if we go back to this yurt and they're just eating pombeers and having a chat,
45:17I'm not gonna be happy.
45:18It better be a mess in there.
45:20It better be.
45:21It better be.
45:22She can't be doing our guy like that, man.
45:24Do you have pineapple pizza?
45:25No!
45:27No, no pineapple pizza.
45:28Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:30Pineapple pizza?
45:34Oh.
45:35Ash.
45:37Wait, shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
45:39Because this is making me cringey.
45:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:43Oh, he's dripping off.
45:44Oh!
45:45Just take it off.
45:47We have a stick.
45:48Have it.
45:48Ooh!
45:49Come on, Ash.
45:50Oh, we're not gonna see some awkward sex now.
45:52Come on, stuff her crust.
45:53Oh, good luck to them both.
45:59Oh, it's a happy ending.
46:01Yeah.
46:02In more ways than one.
46:03Mm, very much so.
46:05Always great to watch with your sister.
46:07On the hunt for the big guy, Lenny Rush is even roping in Stephen Fry.
46:15Magic and heartwarming drama.
46:17Finding Father Christmas perfectly placed this Christmas Eve at 7.30.
46:21The winners from series 16 to 20, which include Maisie Adam, Matthew Bainton and Sam Campbell.
46:27All come together for Taskmaster Champion of Champions 2025 this Monday at 9.
46:32Up next, the last leg.
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