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00:00Hey, Claire Bear.
00:02What's up? Your mom tried calling you. Where are you?
00:05Hey, Clara.
00:06Hey, Mr. Sullivan. You want to talk to me?
00:07Guess who just spent the last half hour with the coolest guy in school.
00:11Oh, my God. Really?
00:14You burying bodies out here?
00:16That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:17Shit.
00:18You okay?
00:19No. I'll buy you some new ones.
00:21It'll look great for the film schools you're applying to.
00:23I helped him move a city limits sign, don't ask, and then I gave him a ride home.
00:26Lots of talented students in the drama club could help you out.
00:32Okay, look. If those cost more than ten bucks, you've been ripped off.
00:35Yeah, no thanks. I just don't think film school's in the cards for me.
00:38I don't.
00:39Okay, I've got a job. Take the money.
00:42I don't actually expect you to...
00:45We hung out in his bedroom, and now he's following me.
00:49That's so exciting.
00:52Hi.
00:53Should I follow him back?
00:55I mean, he told his girlfriend that some dude gave him a ride home, so...
01:00I just want to leave.
01:07You have to stay away, Claire Bear. He's taken.
01:11Then let's leave.
01:13Pleasure doing business with you.
01:19Miller unfollowed me.
01:21Uh, why? Did you guys get in a fight?
01:23No! We haven't even spoken since I dropped him off.
01:30Miller and Shelby broke up last night.
01:33I think that's this dude's key to leave.
01:36I saw your photos on Instagram...
01:39before the unfollow.
01:40Shelby thought Miller cheated on her with you.
01:43Are you serious?
01:44Yeah.
01:45You know, now that you're single, you can always follow me again.
01:50Do you think I'm like, into you or something?
01:52Is that why you need to keep informing me of your relationship status?
01:55Has anyone ever told you you're gonna kind of embrace it?
01:57popcorn's still hot?
01:59Clara?
02:00Nothing like a negative.
02:01No, don't change the subject. I mean, if you're back with your girlfriend, why are you here?
02:05I would have felt worse if I didn't check on you.
02:09Oh, no, no, no. Family gets in free. So if anyone asks, you're my sister.
02:14I think I'd almost rather pay than pretend we're siblings.
02:21Stock much?
02:22Hey, it's not my fault you're not aware of your surroundings.
02:25Where are we going?
02:26Patience, grasshopper.
02:28I don't know how I feel about being your backup plan every time things go south with your girlfriend.
02:33Ah, you got, um...
02:34Where is everyone?
02:35Oh, they're cleaning the floors. It takes like 48 hours for it to dry. So we have the theater to ourselves.
02:41I broke up with that.
02:44When you said you were my backup plan, I wanted to laugh.
02:47If anything, Shelby was my backup plan to you.
02:52What do you mean?
02:54Look, the reason I broke up with Shelby is because when I went to sleep at night...
03:00I wasn't thinking about her.
03:03And when I woke up, I wasn't thinking about her either, Clara. I was thinking about you.
03:08I am a virgin.
03:12I know I care for that.
03:14I've had a thing for you for a very long time, too.
03:17This will be my first birthday without him.
03:22Wait, when?
03:23I'm having a wonderful time not having sex with you.
03:27Tomorrow.
03:29Okay, who's the stalker now?
03:32It's not a big deal.
03:33It is to me.
03:34We should wait to have sex until prom night.
03:45I mean, shouldn't I ask you first?
03:47Yeah, I'm sure, but no lame promposals.
03:51Oh my god! Jerk!
03:52Still not aware of your surroundings?
03:55That's not how I thought our first kiss would be like.
03:58Like what?
04:04Sweet.
04:09How did you think it would be?
04:12What about your mom?
04:13She's asleep.
04:18Like this.
04:26Ta-da!
04:28It's perfect.
04:30Wait!
04:32When were you gonna tell me you got in?
04:36I always found out today.
04:37Congratulations.
04:38I'm on the wait list.
04:42When are you gonna realize you're not the only one with problems?
04:46Okay, Graham starts chemo next week and you're gonna go off to some amazing school and I'm gonna be stuck here in Nowheresville.
04:51Hey, what do you say, Clara Grant?
05:03You got a problem with me?
05:09Of course I will.
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