00:00Whoa, check this out.
00:07Man, cave life was rough.
00:10Babe, do you think I could make a fire with a stick?
00:13Mmm, no. You can't even microwave a burrito.
00:16We gotta get a selfie with these guys.
00:19Babe, come on. You gotta move over this way.
00:26Male and female human. Circa 2020.
00:30What's that shiny rectangle attached to their hands?
00:33Says it's something called a cellpone that people used to look at for over four hours a day.
00:40Wow, sounds really boring.
00:42Also, what is male?
00:45Grandma maybe mentioned it once?
00:47I think it's some sort of chromosomal abnormality that separated humans into two camps.
00:53Sure, that went over really well.
00:55I'm done with this. You wanna go check out the Opal Planet exhibit instead?
01:00Ugh, what's going on with these two?
01:03You're not gonna believe this, but these are humans in the year 7000XB.
01:08Oh, fascinating. Fascinating.
01:10I know. Imagine being born back then and having a body. Ugh.
01:14So constricting. I bet it would itch. Ugh.
01:18Oh wow. Says here that humans used to make assumptions about each other's brains based on the appearance of their body.
01:27Oh my god.
01:37Sorry the ancient history exhibit is so out of the way.
01:40But isn't this interesting? Humans have separated consciousness.
01:44But if you're separate beings, how does empathy work?
01:48People used to have to blindly imagine how others felt based on their own experiences.
01:53Oh, uh huh. Very primitive.
01:56There used to be this concept called loneliness to describe the isolation people would feel before we acquired fluid consciousness.
02:03Really glad we came here. It truly does make you appreciate how far we've come.
02:13And this? What is this?
02:17Oh, this artifact includes an experiential simulation. It's called Buffalo Wing.
02:23Now entering Buffalo Wing Consumption Simulation.
02:35Oh, wow. Yes. Yes.
02:39Oh my god.
02:41Okay, so the ancient realm has its perks.
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