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Two sisters travel to a cheesy tourist trap where they battle toxic monsters dressed in bigfoot costumes in order to sav | dG1fYkp6eFQ1R0V6S1U
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00:00The End
00:30Jesus Christ.
00:39You are not allowed to hunt on the grounds of a family vacation destination.
00:45This control slot was all American family life, was meant for you and me.
00:50I want to get her on my waterbed and part her Red Sea like Moses.
00:54Nice.
00:55How lucky we are.
00:56A live Sasquatch of fantasy.
01:00That's Wes, yo.
01:02Call it in, Lou.
01:03You've done your job.
01:04Now this can't do anything else.
01:06Jesus Christ.
01:10Get out of here.
01:17Surprise, Johnny.
01:27What is that?
01:30Dance like lies, depend on it.
01:44These guys are monsters.
01:45You want to kill and eat us.
01:47They find it easier to track a moving target than a still one.
01:52Jurassic Park.
01:52Mm-hmm.
02:00Put it back!
02:04Mom?
02:10This is new.
02:12We love family vacation!
02:14Oh, my God!
02:15Are there any guests coming in, Mom?
02:20More!
02:22Oh, grid school for deaf children.
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