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Aired (December 20, 2025): Pinaghirapan ni Bart (Jobert Austria) ayusin ang mga tubo sa Maligaya street para makabawi sa mga taong niloko niya roon, pero mukhang ‘di na siya makaalis sa mga tubong ito.

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00:00ETHICULAR
00:05You know, Bart, you should not be tired.
00:08What's your tired?
00:09You can stay here!
00:12Where?
00:14Okay, wait!
00:15Wait!
00:16Let's go!
00:18Come on!
00:19Come on!
00:20Come on!
00:21One, two, three!
00:23Ah!
00:25Why do you do this man?
00:28I'll use this for a little bit!
00:30Sorry.
00:31I'm patient.
00:33You didn't get lost.
00:35What is it?
00:36Let's add some...
00:37Add some...
00:38...and some salt to pour.
00:39Pwede, pwede.
00:40I'm going to get some salt.
00:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:43This is it!
00:46This is it!
00:47This is it!
00:48This is it!
00:49I'm going to get my hands.
00:50Sorry.
00:52I'm going to get some salt.
00:54Just a minute.
00:56Oh!
00:57Oh!
00:58Ayan, ayan.
00:59Oh, ayan.
01:00Ayan, ayan, ayan.
01:01Ayan!
01:02Ayan, Bart.
01:03Bakalis ka na!
01:04Oh!
01:05Oh!
01:06Pari naman, Julian!
01:07Uy!
01:08Pari!
01:09Bakit?
01:10Pari naman, bakit?
01:11Kukha!
01:12Kukha ko ba'y na even?
01:14Pari naman, oh!
01:15Kaya ako lempo!
01:17Pari naman, oh!
01:19Okay, okay, okay.
01:21Okay, okay, okay.
01:22Okay.
01:23One, two, three!
01:24Ay!
01:25Ay!
01:26Ano ba yun?
01:27Kukha ko na lang!
01:28Ako na!
01:29Baka lalo na maiipit yung balakan ko eh!
01:31Ang dami yung ginagawang kong cactions din eh!
01:33Alam?
01:38I'm Martin!
01:39Ah!
01:40Ah!
01:41Ah!
01:42Ah!
01:43Ah!
01:44Ah!
01:45Ah!
01:47Bacon.
01:48Joey!
01:49Hmm?
01:50Joey, may tubig na ha.
01:51Maglalaba muna ako.
01:52Ah!
01:53Kailangan mo tulong?
01:55Hindi!
01:56Ako na maglalaba.
01:58Tapos ikaw, yung...
02:01Yung ano, yung mga prutas,
02:03lagay mo na lang dun sa bowl, ha?
02:05Malaba lang ako.
02:06Ah!
02:07Teka lang, teka lang.
02:09Ganto na lang.
02:10Ako na maglalaba,
02:12ikaw na maglagay ng prutas sa bowl.
02:14Ito naman.
02:15Alam mo namang love na love kita.
02:16Ayaw kitang napapagod.
02:17Ako na maglalaba.
02:18Ikaw na lang maglagay ng mga prutas sa bowl, ha?
02:20Ate, te-te.
02:21Ako na maglalaba.
02:22Ako na maglalaba.
02:23Ako na maglalaba.
02:24Ako na maglalaba.
02:25Ako na maglalaba.
02:26Ako na!
02:27Ako na!
02:28Ako na nga.
02:29Ako na nga.
02:31Ako na nga.
02:33Napagod ka pa eh.
02:34Si Joey naman parang ano.
02:35Ako na.
02:36Ako na.
02:37Ako na.
02:38Ako na.
02:39Ako na sabi eh.
02:40Ako na nga.
02:41Sandali nga.
02:45Bakit ayaw mong ilagay yung mga prutas dun sa bowl?
02:50Ikaw ba nakabasag nung bowl, ha?
02:52Ha?
02:54Basag ba?
02:58Ha?
03:08Julian.
03:09Pari.
03:10Iki na.
03:11Iwanan mo na ako dito.
03:12Baka may importante ka pang lalakarin eh.
03:14Wala!
03:15Hindi tayo iiwan dito.
03:17Samahan kita dito hanggang dumating yung magre-rescue sa'yo.
03:20Saan natin.
03:26Ay bang?
03:27Hmm.
03:28Ano ba ba yung diluto mo?
03:29Napakatamit naman.
03:31Ang tawag ko sa putahin na to ay pasasalamat.
03:35Bart.
03:36Salamat ha.
03:37Hindi mo naman kailangan gawin to eh.
03:40Okay lang pare.
03:41Pero alam mo,
03:42ang sama-sama ng loob ko,
03:44iyong mga barangay dito sa atin,
03:46ang babagal kumilos!
03:47Ang kukupad!
03:48Akala mo?
03:49Puro mga pakitan ta!
03:51Ha?
03:52Sorry, maraming sila.
03:53Maganda ganun po, Cap.
03:54Dari lang po muna kayo ah.
03:55Yung jackhammer lang namin to,
03:57para matibag yung simento.
03:58Sige po. Sige po.
03:59Tak maaaa...
04:00Oh!
04:13Sparky, sparky!
04:14Sparky, sparky.
04:19Sparky, sparky!
04:20It's a new day.
04:21It's a new day.
04:23It's a new day.
04:24Julian.
04:26Oh.
04:27Barrette,
04:28I wanted to be a good person.
04:31I want you to be a good person, Barrette.
04:35But all of you have to do it.
04:38I'll do it, Barrette.
04:40We'll be waiting for you.
04:42Boss,
04:43what do I do when I don't have you?
04:45Bebang.
04:47I know,
04:49I'm going to hope
04:51that I want to help you.
04:53That's why,
04:55I don't have a position to do those things.
04:59I don't want to wait for you.
05:01You'll be waiting for me.
05:03Goodbye, Boss.
05:05Bebang.
05:07Bebang.
05:08Before I know,
05:10if you need to order
05:12your orders on the red gear,
05:14it's bad for you.
05:16Barrette?
05:18Barrette?
05:20Barrette?
05:21Barrette?
05:22Barrette?
05:23Barrette?
05:24Barrette?
05:25Barrette?
05:26Barrette?
05:27Barrette?
05:28Barrette?
05:29Barrette?
05:30Barrette?
05:31Barrette?
05:32Barrette?
05:33Barrette?
05:34Barrette?
05:35Barrette?
05:36Barrette?
05:37Barrette?
05:38Barrette?
05:39Barrette?
05:40Barrette?
05:41Barrette?
05:42Julian, do you know what to do with the grocery cart?
05:50There's always one gulong.
05:53It's a different thing.
05:55It's a little hassle.
05:57It's a hassle, no?
05:59But it's really part of the grocery cart.
06:02Speaking of, I'm going to go grocery.
06:04I'm going to buy you.
06:08Okay.
06:12So faro.
06:29Elizabeth?
06:31Hmm?
06:32Pakiyabot mo nga yung bowl.
06:35Ah, Joey, pakiyabot nga yung bowl.
06:40It's the same ball.
06:42You're good.
06:44You're good.
06:46You're good.
06:48You're good.
06:50You're good.
06:52Let's go.
06:54One.
07:00Kuya!
07:02This is the two.
07:04Two.
07:06Two.
07:08Ang dali-dali ng problema. Pinatatagal nyo pa.
07:12Bayaw, Elizabeth.
07:14Pag may nasira,
07:16pwede namang ayusin.
07:26Naniniwala pa kayo na ang lahat ng bagay.
07:28Kahit gaano katibay,
07:30pwedeng masira.
07:32Kahit ang tiwala,
07:34kapag nasira,
07:36pwede namang buuin.
07:37Oo, may lamat na to.
07:39Pero ang lamat na to,
07:41ang magsisilbing reminder,
07:43na nasira ito,
07:45pero naayos naman.
07:47Sa liwaman ng ikot ni Bart,
07:49parte pa rin siya ng grocery cart namin.
07:51Gaborit namin.
07:55Mortrau, amor saya!
08:03Mortrau, amor saya!
08:05Woo!
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