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00:00:00Go for it!
00:00:30Go for it!
00:00:50Go for it!
00:00:58It's just you and me, eh, Terry?
00:01:28Ho, ho, ho!
00:01:45Good job, Stink.
00:01:57Get out of here, dude.
00:01:59Here, Carol.
00:02:04How'd you like it?
00:02:06Swell.
00:02:07Needs a little work, though.
00:02:08You know what I mean, Speck?
00:02:09Hey!
00:02:10Hey, don't interfere with the media!
00:02:27Where are you going?
00:02:34Hey, let's go to the ice house, huh?
00:02:36We're getting up early tomorrow.
00:02:37We're working as explorers in the police department.
00:02:40Yeah, all these suckers work for cops as volunteers.
00:02:44I mean, even stool pigeons get paid these days.
00:02:47Hey, I thought we were going camping.
00:02:48No, we're not.
00:02:49What happened to our summer, huh?
00:02:51Come on, I want you to ride with me.
00:02:53We stick together.
00:02:54Say, what have those cops got that we haven't got?
00:02:56Pistols.
00:02:58You think it's so stupid, isn't it?
00:03:08I like it.
00:03:09It's so cute.
00:03:10It's sort of a little.
00:03:11It makes a little bit of a hair.
00:03:13Let's take it back.
00:03:15Torrens, here.
00:03:21Corona, here, Sergeant Pickford.
00:03:25Reardon, here.
00:03:27I'll be going ahead and ride.
00:03:28This is despite our faces.
00:03:30Oh, I don't care.
00:03:32Day, here.
00:03:34You know what?
00:03:35I think we're going to be assigned to work with Turner and Rory.
00:03:39Carter!
00:03:40Yes, Sergeant Pickford?
00:03:41All right.
00:03:44Now, I'm assigning you to the first aid demonstrations because you've completed training.
00:03:48You'll work with Officers Rory and Turner.
00:03:53Can we go together?
00:03:56Uh, you're, uh, Hill.
00:03:58Yes.
00:03:59Uh, you'd better stick together, honey.
00:04:01Around this department, a woman needs all the help she can get.
00:04:04Now, I don't approve of this explorer's program.
00:04:07I'd like to know just who thought it up and who bought it.
00:04:10This is a man's world, so you'll just have to take care of yourselves.
00:04:14But you're volunteers, and you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
00:04:18Oh, we want to.
00:04:20I mean, we want to cooperate.
00:04:22Oh, well, then I'll put you down in my training section.
00:04:25Yes, we'd like that.
00:04:27Uh, what's your first name, Hill?
00:04:28Carol.
00:04:29All right.
00:04:30I'll show you the ropes next Thursday evening, honey, and I promise you some excitement.
00:04:35Meanwhile, be on your toes with those cops, honey.
00:04:38Oh, oh.
00:04:40Okay, now, please pay attention.
00:04:43Now, you have to act fast.
00:04:44You could be dead in minutes.
00:04:46Now, you must dislodge the article from the victim's throat.
00:04:49Now, notice where officer Turner has placed his arms and hands here.
00:04:53Now, the action is a sharp upward one.
00:04:57You have to be forceful.
00:04:59Now, this forces the air out of the lungs, which dislodges the article out of the windpipe.
00:05:05Okay, now this kind of accident can happen to anybody at any time, in any place,
00:05:10from a fan at a baseball game who inhales his hot dog
00:05:14to a little girl who swallows her chewing gum while skipping rope.
00:05:18What are they doing?
00:05:20Choking!
00:05:23They ought to be ashamed.
00:05:26She's demonstrating!
00:05:30Then at least she won't get pregnant.
00:05:32Um, okay, that pretty much covers the accidental choking.
00:05:38Are there any questions?
00:05:39Why don't you leave her alone?
00:05:42Okay, well now next week...
00:05:45Okay, cutting!
00:05:47Okay, hot rod!
00:05:48Hey, those wheels belong to Deedee.
00:06:03Oh, hello, Deedee.
00:06:05Hello, Deedee.
00:06:08You're a son of a bitch.
00:06:10Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
00:06:12Because you're a skunk.
00:06:15Oh yeah?
00:06:15No more, Deedee.
00:06:35I don't want to hurt Carol.
00:06:37Why hurt me?
00:06:38Come on, Deedee. Come on, come on.
00:06:40I don't want to hurt Carol. Come on.
00:06:46Maybe she'd like to get all naked.
00:06:50Come on, Deedee.
00:06:52Hey, how's it coming, hot rod?
00:06:55Come on, Deedee.
00:06:57Hey, come on, Deedee.
00:06:59Come on, Deedee.
00:06:59Come on, Deedee.
00:07:00Terry, step on the clutch.
00:07:19Hey, step on the clutch, Ter.
00:07:20Terry, let's do everything myself.
00:07:46You're some cunt.
00:07:48Smattery will get you nowhere.
00:07:49Son of a bitch!
00:07:54Put your shirt, Deedee.
00:07:57Hey, Carol's coming!
00:08:01Come on, Deedee.
00:08:03Get in the trunk.
00:08:05Just for a couple minutes.
00:08:06We'll get rid of them. Come on.
00:08:09Hi, hi.
00:08:10Hi, girls.
00:08:11Take us for a ride?
00:08:12Right now?
00:08:13Oh, that's sexy. Come on.
00:08:15You like that?
00:08:16Sure, Deedee. Come on.
00:08:17There you go.
00:08:19There you go.
00:08:19Watch your head, Deedee.
00:08:21Watch your knees, Deedee.
00:08:26Hi, Carol.
00:08:26How you doing?
00:08:27Okay, let's go.
00:08:29Come on, we're going for a ride.
00:08:30No, Neely, I don't want to.
00:08:31Oh, come on.
00:08:32Come on, let's break.
00:08:33Hot rod?
00:08:34Jesus Christ, you can't do this.
00:08:35Christ.
00:08:36Oh, come on.
00:08:37Get in.
00:08:58Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:01Ah!
00:09:02Ah!
00:09:02Sound like a U-joint, do you, Tara?
00:09:19Is that you?
00:09:27What's the matter?
00:09:31You want to stop?
00:09:57You ass, you knew she was in the trunk.
00:09:59Oh, DeeDee, my aching caccess.
00:10:04You son of a bitch!
00:10:06Would you like to ride in the front, DeeDee?
00:10:09You asshole!
00:10:12Is it the campfire girls or the brownies?
00:10:21Up your brownie.
00:10:23I hear those cops are real superstars.
00:10:26Hey!
00:10:27A fire extinguisher!
00:10:30Here, let me have it!
00:10:32Here, let me have it!
00:10:33Let me have it!
00:10:34What?
00:10:35Oh, wow!
00:10:36That means never having to say you're sorry!
00:10:39It looks like you blew it!
00:10:46Don't get that stuff all over my car!
00:10:49Get it all over!
00:10:52Give me my shirt!
00:10:54God damn it!
00:10:57Give me my back!
00:10:59God damn!
00:11:00God damn!
00:11:01You can't!
00:11:02Don't forget you can't!
00:11:05God damn it!
00:11:06God damn it!
00:11:07God damn it!
00:11:08I'm scared!
00:11:09You're mad!
00:11:10You're mad!
00:11:11You're mad!
00:11:20?
00:11:25God damn it!
00:11:27Going home!
00:11:28God damn it!
00:11:29Let's go.
00:11:59Oh, Mrs. Butts.
00:12:22Bambi, happy birthday.
00:12:28But Justin's birthday's tomorrow.
00:12:31Well, Bambi's having her nose operate on tomorrow,
00:12:34and we may be a little tied up,
00:12:37so we brought Dustin a present.
00:12:39Well, come on in.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:49Justin?
00:12:53Now, that's enough, Justin.
00:12:56Bambi's brought you some airplanes.
00:12:58Bambi's brought you some airplanes.
00:13:04Stupid, Justin.
00:13:11Happy birthday tomorrow, Justin.
00:13:13Bambi's brought you some airplanes.
00:13:43talk about it tonight you don't have to explain anything to me but i want who's got the best time
00:13:49time record to dallas i'll come over after dinner huh
00:13:55i told you never to smoke in bed oh i'm not going to bed
00:14:25hey what's all the racket about out here mom's mattress is on fire oh
00:14:56doesn't cut it out
00:15:13i see something ready
00:15:23ew where'd you get back
00:15:32hey you coming to my birthday party
00:15:44hello i'm home
00:15:57hello
00:16:10hello
00:16:22hello
00:16:35give me daddy kiss hi daddy hey you call that a kiss
00:17:00whoop
00:17:06da da da
00:17:08da da da da
00:17:12got that uniform on
00:17:14she's a big girl now
00:17:16i want my daughter mixed up with cops
00:17:19daddy look at the crime rate cops have spawned all that violence on tv
00:17:24i like the one where the policeman
00:17:26that's a trouble
00:17:27police station so nothing but with criminal elements
00:17:32join us with something oh i'm just gonna have a little snack dad
00:17:35sit down at the table don't eat like a heart
00:17:37don't forget dustin's party tomorrow
00:17:42that moron
00:17:42that moron
00:17:43why should she want to go celebrate the birth of a moron
00:17:45the jukes are our neighbors
00:17:47it's the one thing i have to have social undesirables living next door without
00:17:51chumming around with them saying we're glad they were born
00:17:52he has a million dollar trust fund i don't want my little girl hanging around the agenda
00:18:03go looking for a job today
00:18:05no i think i'll get out tomorrow
00:18:07never put off till tomorrow what you can do
00:18:10when
00:18:12the day after tomorrow
00:18:15i started looking for summer job march
00:18:18the man's got to hustle
00:18:20why that
00:18:22to get some place like i did
00:18:25or if i pass on
00:18:26oh when will that be dad
00:18:32i'll get it
00:18:35i gotta get something here
00:18:39oh hi hi
00:18:41oh i thought you might need this that was in the car
00:18:45it's not mine
00:18:45it's not neely's either
00:18:57um
00:19:00here we go
00:19:01oh it belongs to rosarita hunsocker
00:19:07i bet turner knows who she is
00:19:09oh yeah maybe her car got stalled on the freeway or something
00:19:12oh no she shouldn't be driving she's only 15.
00:19:16well she could be 19.
00:19:18do you think she looks older than i do
00:19:22how you doing care
00:19:23well i'll uh
00:19:26i'll have to turn her around
00:19:32let's go to the ice house
00:19:33no i have dishes to do
00:19:35then i'll give you a hand
00:19:36no it's all right
00:19:39anyways there's a hot jam there
00:19:41oh how you doing mr chelper
00:19:42how you doing ted
00:19:44tomorrow i'll get a present for you to take to dustin's party
00:19:47he has a million dollar trust fund
00:19:50and he and carol are practically engaged
00:19:54what mom don't say that
00:19:56give it daddy kiss
00:19:58do you think it's good for carol to be kissing you all the time
00:20:04oh hey you know i like to see carol's friends come around here
00:20:07i uh i never get to meet you because i'm working hard you know to provide the easy life you know for my family
00:20:15i mean there's no telling you know how long i'll be around to do it
00:20:18hey uh have a beer with you
00:20:20well
00:20:23carol and i are going to go out so
00:20:24oh come on come on come on you know the family's in trouble in this country because you
00:20:28kids think you always have to get out hey come on i got something to show you
00:20:31well carol and i were mom come on come on come on
00:20:39mom don't tell people that right there that i'm engaged particularly the dustin
00:20:44sounds romantic oh you won't forget will you what dustin's party tomorrow
00:20:56you like girls oh yeah yeah
00:20:59you uh
00:21:03i get much you know what you get much you know what nookie nookie
00:21:14hey you know something what i was in world war ii oh yeah yeah here here i'll show you something
00:21:29it's still race is sharp you look
00:21:36jap captain marines tried to log my head off with this
00:21:39why didn't he oh he tried we'd driven them into the their caves you know in the hill
00:21:45we call it the uh the anthill yeah we were uh ordered to take it when this uh nip
00:21:52I'll slip her.
00:21:56Come, sir.
00:22:07Stand up, sit up.
00:22:09All right.
00:22:10Now, imagine you meet...
00:22:12...with this jackcap and the Marines.
00:22:14Coming at you.
00:22:16They missed you.
00:22:21So they can split your scalpel right in your head.
00:22:39Hey, you ready for another one?
00:22:41No, I gotta go, really.
00:22:43Oh, no, no, wait a minute.
00:22:45Something I gotta show you, just a minute.
00:22:47Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:22:49I'm gonna show you how I bayoneted a kamikaze.
00:22:53Now, just...
00:22:54...just stay right there.
00:22:56Okay?
00:23:10Gerardo!
00:23:11Ah!
00:23:12Ah!
00:23:14That takes care of Captain Chigutu.
00:23:16But then...
00:23:17...I saw his entire company charging down the end.
00:23:20He'll have me prove.
00:23:21What happened to our side?
00:23:22My buddies were all dead.
00:23:23So I knew I had to make every shot count.
00:23:25Hey, it's blown up.
00:23:26One down.
00:23:27It's loaded.
00:23:28Pow!
00:23:29Right between the glasses.
00:23:30But I kept coming, they kept coming.
00:23:31I knew I couldn't shoot fast enough.
00:23:50Ah, they're gonna slanty-eyed bastards.
00:23:52There's one for Hiroito.
00:24:04Oh!
00:24:05Did I pull a pin on that grenade?
00:24:07Huh?
00:24:08Oh, no!
00:24:17What did you do?
00:24:18I, uh, just took the antidote.
00:24:32Now then, Miss Hilton.
00:24:34The ways to make a house secure are many.
00:24:36Now, one way is these stickers here.
00:24:40Now, these help to serve notice to the burglar that the owner has taken time to mark as valuables.
00:24:45But still, many burglars will try.
00:24:48Now, would you say that that door is secure?
00:24:52It's secure to me.
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55One, credit card.
00:24:56You take that.
00:24:58Two, screwdriver.
00:24:59Now, what next?
00:25:01You buy some screws?
00:25:02In most burglaries, the burglar seldom needs more tools than this.
00:25:09Here, I'll demonstrate.
00:25:12This is your driver's license.
00:25:15I thought you were older.
00:25:22You're an Aquarius.
00:25:24Fits you.
00:25:25I almost got it.
00:25:26Ah, there we go.
00:25:27Huh.
00:25:32Won't work.
00:25:34Hey, the bolt is on.
00:25:36What bolt?
00:25:39Want to open that?
00:25:45What about the windows?
00:25:46Well, um, a burglar wouldn't usually work in the open like this anyway.
00:25:55Let's try around back to the house.
00:26:02Now, this window is ideal for a burglar because he can get in in the daytime.
00:26:11Oh, ouch.
00:26:12Are you okay?
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14Are you hurt?
00:26:15That's in the eye.
00:26:16Oh, man.
00:26:17Oh.
00:26:18Don't open it.
00:26:19Oh, it's just scratched.
00:26:20Yeah.
00:26:21It's just scratched.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23Let me see.
00:26:24Give me a lift.
00:26:25Okay, here.
00:26:30Okay, there you go.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:38What's up there?
00:26:39There's a security pin in the slide.
00:26:41There's not supposed to be any locks on the inside.
00:26:50What security procedures do we do in here?
00:26:57Wait, ah!
00:26:58Oh!
00:27:04Oh!
00:27:05Oh!
00:27:06Oh!
00:27:07Oh!
00:27:10Are we still gonna break in?
00:27:13We'll find a way.
00:27:14Oh, burglars often, ah, search for valuables while a person's asleep.
00:27:22But if a person should awake, they should, ah, remain perfectly still and let him take whatever he wants.
00:27:29I get goosebumps just thinking about it.
00:27:36Ah!
00:27:37This damn thing!
00:27:39Neely!
00:27:42Neely!
00:27:45Neely!
00:27:47Are you sure we're locked up tight?
00:27:49Tight as a drum.
00:27:50Tight as a drum.
00:27:55Some goosebumps.
00:28:00Neely!
00:28:06Damn!
00:28:07What are you doing, Carol?
00:28:08Come on down, Carol, before you get hurt.
00:28:22Come on down, Carol, before you get hurt.
00:28:34Oh, what is it?
00:28:35Nothing.
00:28:37Never mind.
00:28:39Thanks.
00:28:40No.
00:28:41No.
00:28:42No.
00:28:45No.
00:28:47No.
00:28:53No.
00:28:55No.
00:28:56No.
00:28:57No.
00:28:58No.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00No.
00:29:01No.
00:29:02Listen, Turner, you're headed to trouble.
00:29:13These are nice girls from good homes.
00:29:15You're going to wreck this whole explorer's day.
00:29:17Hey, you handle yours, I'll handle mine.
00:29:20And you better stop handling it like you're a sophomore.
00:29:22You're going to lose out to some kid.
00:29:26Hi, Officer Pitts.
00:29:30Let's go.
00:29:31I called Hot Rod.
00:29:33Neely.
00:29:34He's always fooling around.
00:29:37Besides, how's he going to know, silly?
00:29:39Anyways, it gets them worked up when they think you're fooling around with somebody else.
00:29:46Been fooling around with somebody.
00:29:50What makes you think that?
00:29:52I can smell it.
00:29:55Don't deny it, Neely, because I can always tell when you're lying to me.
00:29:59How?
00:30:00Your lips start to move.
00:30:01Say, what do you want to bet they've been fooling around with those cops?
00:30:09Huh, Terry?
00:30:11You can't be sure.
00:30:13I'm sure.
00:30:13It's not true, is it?
00:30:19Are you jealous?
00:30:25Hey, four on the floor.
00:30:27What's your phone number?
00:30:28You've got a tongue like a hippopotamus.
00:30:41You've got a tongue like a hippopotamus.
00:30:42Then that's two big things I've got.
00:30:43Yeah, and the other's your head.
00:30:55All right.
00:30:56Happy birthday.
00:30:57Happy birthday.
00:30:58Bambi couldn't wait to see you.
00:31:10Bambi couldn't wait to see you.
00:31:15Did they get it all?
00:31:17Now, Bambi ought to be just beautiful after the band had just come off in about a week.
00:31:22She's got a long way to go.
00:31:29Know what I said to Helen Keller?
00:31:40I don't want to go in the bathroom.
00:31:56So, you're 21 years old.
00:32:00It's time you start thinking of getting married, Dustin.
00:32:05She's ugly. Can I marry you?
00:32:09Dustin, don't be silly.
00:32:12You oughtn't to get married.
00:32:14Why not?
00:32:16Well, with all the money you're coming into, you could have any girl you want.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22And they'll do anything you want them to.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:28So, why do you want to get married?
00:32:30Well, I could have them and still marry you.
00:32:35Come blow out the candles, Dustin.
00:32:38Happy birthday to you.
00:32:43Happy birthday to you.
00:32:47Happy birthday, dear Dustin.
00:32:52Happy birthday to you.
00:32:57Happy birthday to you, bro.
00:33:21I told him in Washington. I told him Nixon's a crook.
00:33:26You know what? I sent the Secret Service out to my house.
00:33:31I told him, get out, I was gonna throw him out.
00:33:37Well, I took away part of my B.A. pension, and I got the button place.
00:33:44Well, I think I had a little too much.
00:33:50Dang, that sucker's tighter than a nun's do, Icky.
00:33:55Well, anyway, that's my wife up and left me, took the kids to Peoria.
00:34:00See, the reason I got to do that is she voted for Nixon.
00:34:04That woman just never could admit she's wrong.
00:34:08Hey, did I ever show you a picture of my kids?
00:34:12Come here.
00:34:17Yeah, I got them right here.
00:34:20Here they are.
00:34:23You little turds, aren't they?
00:34:26Hey, see, uh, it's this, it's this one right here.
00:34:30That doesn't happen to myself, it's an Instamatic.
00:34:34Yeah, it just like it broke my heart when she up and left.
00:34:39Oh, I mean, she can go to hell, but I just missed the dog shit out of those kids.
00:34:45Oh, dang. Here, uh, little, little, please.
00:34:53Oh, oh, oh, God!
00:35:01It's, uh, the plumbing, I, I fell down there.
00:35:04Well, maybe the plumbing in your house really stinks.
00:35:08It's gonna take a long time.
00:35:09Let's talk, Mom.
00:35:10Oh, that's what we'll have, dear.
00:35:11We'll have a little girl-to-girl talk.
00:35:12You're gonna marry Dustin.
00:35:13Hmm?
00:35:14You're drinking, Mom.
00:35:15Oh, not before supper.
00:35:16Oh, that's what we'll have, dear.
00:35:17We'll have a little girl-to-girl talk.
00:35:19You're gonna marry Dustin.
00:35:20Hmm?
00:35:21You're drinking, Mom.
00:35:22Oh, not before supper, dear.
00:35:23I want us to talk about your drinking.
00:35:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:28Oh, oh.
00:35:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:30Oh, oh.
00:35:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:50How much do you drink each day mom?
00:36:11That much?
00:36:13This much?
00:36:17Is that enough?
00:36:21I mean, that's enough.
00:36:23Now, Carol, how dare you speak to your mother this way?
00:36:26Admit it, mom.
00:36:27Talk about it and don't drink in secret.
00:36:29But all right.
00:36:31You're tearing me apart.
00:36:33Get a hold of yourself, dear.
00:36:35It's you.
00:36:36Get a hold of yourself, mother.
00:36:37Now, Carol, try to understand.
00:36:39From the minute I get up in the morning and I go to sleep at night, I'm just thirsty.
00:36:44Well, then drink water.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:46Well, then drink milk.
00:36:49Look at me.
00:36:50Who am I?
00:36:51I'm your daughter.
00:36:53I love you.
00:36:54I don't want you to suffer.
00:36:55Oh, would they let me have my drink?
00:36:57Say it to me.
00:36:58Say, I'm a lush and I need help.
00:37:00All right, all right, all right.
00:37:01I drink, I drink.
00:37:02I like the taste.
00:37:03I like the tick.
00:37:04Oh, Carol, no, no.
00:37:07Please, mom.
00:37:12Please, Mom.
00:37:14Help.
00:37:15Help.
00:37:16Help.
00:37:18Help.
00:37:30I think I'm a rescue right there.
00:37:32She's over there.
00:37:51No, no, no.
00:38:02And it stays there.
00:38:09Who's this?
00:38:32That's Misty Sykes family.
00:38:37How did they get in the pot?
00:38:42He's very unhappy because his wife took them away.
00:38:46So he put them in the pot?
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:49Keep his hands blown, lifting up his hands.
00:38:55Quick, flashing left.
00:39:00Still my little girl, eh?
00:39:10I'll get it.
00:39:15Quick, pull, quick, quick.
00:39:16Love your face.
00:39:17Quick, quick.
00:39:18Quick, pull, quick, quick.
00:39:19And you lot...
00:39:21Carol?
00:39:22Hi.
00:39:23Hi.
00:39:24What's going on?
00:39:27Uh, pajama party.
00:39:29Pajama party?
00:39:30Yeah, this is Rhonda and Theresa.
00:39:34Looks too old to be in a pajama party.
00:39:44Let's go upstairs.
00:39:49Hi, Dad.
00:39:51Baby, would you keep the music down, though, please?
00:39:55Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:39:56I'm sure glad Carol didn't turn out like some of her friends.
00:40:00Whoa!
00:40:01Whoa!
00:40:02Whoa!
00:40:03Whoa!
00:40:04You guys...
00:40:05Jerry, you know what you look like, Ethel Mervyn?
00:40:07Oh, look at that!
00:40:08No!
00:40:09No!
00:40:10Do you know what you're gonna give me, you two?
00:40:13Just, uh, call me Dee Dee.
00:40:29Whoa!
00:40:31Woo!
00:40:32Dee Dee!
00:40:33Hey!
00:40:34Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee!
00:40:40Oh!
00:40:50That's right!
00:40:52Right!
00:40:58Let's go back to that motel on the beach where the Hawaiian band plays in the moonlight.
00:41:04It's closed.
00:41:06Just watch my trick back on you.
00:41:12Hey, what's going on up there?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:24Hi.
00:41:26Have you seen Pam, baby?
00:41:30Uh-huh.
00:41:32Well, uh...
00:41:34Why don't you go out with her?
00:41:38It's too much effort.
00:41:42What if she just, uh, came and crawled?
00:41:46I don't know if it was a thing.
00:41:48I don't know.
00:41:54That'd be okay.
00:42:04Here is one of the horniest girls in town.
00:42:08She thinks you're cute.
00:42:10Hey, Teddy.
00:42:12Here!
00:42:20Give on!
00:42:22Good job.
00:42:26Oh...
00:42:28Oh, you've enjoyed it.
00:42:30You've enjoyed it is a very good book.
00:42:32But the pot is done.
00:42:34The獅子 rovers you.
00:42:36The teachers poquito,
00:42:38Please, Dad.
00:42:55Do you want some coke or something?
00:42:57Please, please.
00:42:59Good night, Daddy.
00:43:03You better go.
00:43:07Why don't we do it?
00:43:09No.
00:43:10Oh, come on, Carol.
00:43:11I should have let Dad get you.
00:43:14Jesus, Carol.
00:43:25Did you screw Dee Dee?
00:43:30I thought you said you didn't want any explanations.
00:43:35Just tell me yes or no.
00:43:38What difference would that make between us?
00:43:40Just tell me yes or no, that's all.
00:43:43Why?
00:43:44Because I just want to know.
00:43:47Okay, but it was before we were going steady.
00:43:51I haven't since.
00:43:52Look, I mean it.
00:43:54You were in the car, Petey, and you got that car after we were going steady.
00:43:59Oh, come on, Carol.
00:44:02It was before.
00:44:03It was after you got that car, and Dee Dee was in that car.
00:44:07It was before.
00:44:08It was after.
00:44:09It was after.
00:44:10It was before.
00:44:11After.
00:44:12It was before.
00:44:13It was after.
00:44:14And then you got it.
00:44:15Any english?
00:44:16여기서 do the passage in the statue?
00:44:17Who would be bricked?
00:44:18No.
00:44:19Now, can we all throw it out of the car?
00:44:20Go for the car.
00:44:21He's going to throw the car up there, because he's in the car without him out.
00:44:23Cheers!
00:44:24I should have got a drink of water.
00:44:26Go ahead!
00:44:38I just have to get a drink of water.
00:44:42Go ahead, we're going to take a shower.
00:44:46Oh, there's no hot water.
00:44:50The plumbing's being worked on. That's okay.
00:45:08This will be our first time.
00:45:38Oh, I've got to get warm.
00:45:50Oh, I've got to get warm.
00:45:54Carol, are you saving it for the cop?
00:46:08Boy, am I starved.
00:46:12That really ran my bearings.
00:46:16Carol, what are you doing?
00:46:18A hamburger with french fries and coleslaw and a chocolate malt so thick.
00:46:24Oh, you picked the weirdest time to get home.
00:46:28Yeah, a juicy hamburger.
00:46:30Get out of here with us.
00:46:44Hey guys, Carol's taking a nap.
00:46:46What's going on in there?
00:47:02Just a minute down.
00:47:04Open this door.
00:47:06Get out the window.
00:47:08Check.
00:47:10The hinges are coming off.
00:47:14What's going on?
00:47:28Nothing.
00:47:30Good night.
00:47:40Good night.
00:47:42Good night.
00:47:44Good night, Daddy.
00:47:53All right, now, you don't make no offers.
00:47:55You just get him to say exactly what he's got on his dirty little mind
00:47:58and how much hard cash is going to change hands,
00:48:00and don't forget to have him talk into your purse.
00:48:04Yes, Sergeant Pickford.
00:48:05Don't call me Sergeant Pickford, but Sally, Sally!
00:48:09Oh, here comes John now.
00:48:13He's cagey.
00:48:26I'm going to leave you handle him, honey.
00:48:31Look, you'll be all right.
00:48:34Just strut your stuff.
00:48:43Hi.
00:48:44Hi.
00:48:45My name's Philly.
00:48:46How you doing?
00:48:47All right, I guess.
00:48:48You're looking real good.
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:50You're looking real good.
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:52You'd like me to show you a good time?
00:48:53Hmm?
00:48:54Uh, yeah.
00:48:55Uh-huh.
00:48:56You ready?
00:48:57It's a humdinger, huh?
00:48:58Yeah.
00:48:59It's a humdinger, huh?
00:49:00Yeah.
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02Uh-huh.
00:49:03Uh-huh.
00:49:04Uh-huh.
00:49:05You ready?
00:49:06It's a humdinger, huh?
00:49:07Uh-huh.
00:49:08Is that a humdinger?
00:49:09Huh?
00:49:10Let me see your compact a second, honey.
00:49:15All right, what you got in mind?
00:49:16You like to see a good time?
00:49:17Well, that depends on how much of a good time.
00:49:20Maybe more than you can handle.
00:49:21Oh, well, that's a pretty big order.
00:49:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:49:26Come back a second, honey.
00:49:31All right, what you got in mind?
00:49:33Would you like to see a good time?
00:49:35Well, that depends on how much of a good time.
00:49:38Maybe more than you can handle.
00:49:40Oh, well, that's a pretty big order.
00:49:51No, no, no, no, calm your dog!
00:49:53Get him off, get him off!
00:49:55Oh, stop him!
00:49:56He hasn't had any exercise all day.
00:49:58Get him off, get him off!
00:50:00Get him off!
00:50:03Wait!
00:50:04Get him!
00:50:05Get him!
00:50:06Get him!
00:50:07Get him!
00:50:25Get him!
00:50:26Hey, don't turn him off!
00:50:32Hey, don't turn him off!
00:50:34Watch him.
00:50:35Come here.
00:50:36Hey, don't turn it off.
00:50:46Watch out.
00:50:50I need you.
00:50:52I need you.
00:50:54What specifically do you want me to do?
00:50:56I want you to come around for just a few minutes.
00:50:58Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
00:51:00I won't hurt you.
00:51:02That's fine.
00:51:04Five dollars.
00:51:08Okay, let's nail this cheapskate.
00:51:19Okay, cheapskate, that's about five bucks worth.
00:51:24Ted!
00:51:25Carol!
00:51:26Ted!
00:51:27Carol!
00:51:28What are you doing here?
00:51:30Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:51:32Do you know him?
00:51:33He's my brother.
00:51:35Is this your sister?
00:51:37Yeah, I think so.
00:51:41Then why did you offer five bucks?
00:51:43That's all I had.
00:51:45Why didn't you ask me for the money?
00:51:47I wouldn't have given to you. I'm working now.
00:51:49Okay, you can get out now.
00:52:01Ask your sister to get you a date.
00:52:03I didn't want a date.
00:52:05I didn't want a date.
00:52:07Well, just go to bed then.
00:52:17Uh, wait.
00:52:19I, um...
00:52:21I, um...
00:52:23Uh...
00:52:27Get some sleep.
00:52:33Um...
00:52:35I, um...
00:52:36Yes?
00:52:37Well, I'll walk you through the door.
00:52:39I, um...
00:52:41Um...
00:52:43Well, you've met all my family now.
00:52:45Oh, I just wanted to make sure I left the door open for you.
00:53:03Uh...
00:53:05Uh...
00:53:07Uh...
00:53:09Uh...
00:53:11Uh...
00:53:13Uh...
00:53:41Hi, Dad.
00:53:43Uh...
00:53:45Uh...
00:53:46Uh...
00:53:47Uh...
00:53:49Uh...
00:53:50Uh...
00:53:51Uh...
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:54Uh...
00:53:55Uh...
00:53:56Uh...
00:53:57Uh...
00:53:58Uh...
00:53:59Uh...
00:54:00Uh...
00:54:01Uh...
00:54:02Uh...
00:54:03That's pretty young stuff you foolin' around with, Drew.
00:54:06Yeah?
00:54:07Well, that's the girl I'm gonna marry.
00:54:10Hey, hey, John, rehearsal tomorrow, don't forget, huh?
00:54:21Oh, fuck.
00:54:24Dee Dee, do me a favor, take a walk, huh?
00:54:28Oh, shit.
00:54:30Look, Dee Dee, I don't, I mean, I don't even want to be seen with you.
00:54:36Know what I mean?
00:54:38Huh?
00:54:39Huh?
00:54:40Hey, Davis, make sure you get that workout in today.
00:54:43Yeah, right, right, coach.
00:54:45Practice makes perfect.
00:54:49Let's go to your garage.
00:54:51Oh, that's my cousin.
00:54:52She's about four.
00:54:53She's a tiger.
00:54:54God, you should see that kid.
00:54:55Look at this one.
00:54:57That's my aunt.
00:54:58Hey, let's take a ride.
00:55:00Got another connection.
00:55:02I don't think I'll go this time.
00:55:06Okay.
00:55:07See you in a little while.
00:55:08Come on.
00:55:09I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:10I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:11I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:12I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:13I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:14I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:14I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:15I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:15I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:16I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:17I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:17I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:18I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:18I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:19I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:20I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:21I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:22I don't think I'll go this way.
00:55:23Oh, Terry, are you okay?
00:55:44Uh, I don't know.
00:55:46I don't care.
00:55:47Let me see my car.
00:55:47Wait, wait, don't move until you're sure you're okay.
00:55:49I'm okay.
00:55:50Are you sure?
00:55:51Sure, I'm sure.
00:55:52I'm not dead, am I?
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:53What happened?
00:55:54Nothing, Carol.
00:55:56Nothing, really.
00:55:57What happened, lover?
00:56:16Carol!
00:56:18Carol, wait a minute.
00:56:20Carol!
00:56:21Wait a minute, let me explain.
00:56:32It's not what you think.
00:56:36I don't care about anybody else.
00:56:40Hey, what's happening?
00:56:44Carol, I love you.
00:56:45That's real good shit.
00:57:04That's real good shit.
00:57:04You can't pull away from the curb without one of those dumb suckers on your ass.
00:57:24Get rid of that stuff.
00:57:25Fire, fire, fire!
00:57:25Fire, fire, fire!
00:57:55Rev it up! More! More! More!
00:58:05You know, I was...
00:58:07We're more interested in where we're going than in where we've been.
00:58:12I'm trying to get her to quit smoking. You know, there's no doubt it causes cancer.
00:58:20Yeah. What kind of cigarette would you say that is?
00:58:24Hell, there's a new brand on the market every day.
00:58:35Could this be marijuana?
00:58:38Marijuana?
00:58:46Possession of marijuana is a felony.
00:58:49You'll have to come with me, miss.
00:58:54Hey, come on, man. Just for a measly little cigarette?
00:59:00Hey, come on, man. Just for a measly little cigarette?
00:59:04You can get that car off the road. We have it fixed.
00:59:08Whoa!
00:59:16You can get that car off the road. We have it fixed.
00:59:18Whoa!
00:59:24Whoa!
00:59:26What is this?
00:59:27Hey, get away from my car, huh?
00:59:28What's going on?
00:59:29Idiot.
00:59:30What is it?
00:59:31Just some dumb kids. Come on.
00:59:32Come on.
00:59:33Come on.
00:59:34Come on.
00:59:35Come on.
00:59:36Come on.
00:59:37Come on.
00:59:38Come on.
00:59:39Come on.
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:41Get him out of here.
00:59:43Get away from my car, huh?
00:59:45Come on.
00:59:46Come on.
00:59:47Come on.
00:59:48Come on.
00:59:49Come on.
00:59:50Come on.
00:59:51Get away from my car.
00:59:52I don't believe it.
00:59:53I don't believe it.
00:59:54I don't believe it.
00:59:55Get a nice get out of here.
00:59:57Hold on.
00:59:58Hold on.
00:59:59You need a nice get out of here.
01:00:00Hold on.
01:00:01Let me get up.
01:00:02Hold on.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:04Come on.
01:00:05Come on.
01:00:06Get away from my car.
01:00:10I don't believe it.
01:00:17I don't believe it.
01:00:19Get away from my car.
01:00:20Stop.
01:00:21It's a nice get out of here.
01:00:23Hold on.
01:00:24Okay, guys, that's fun.
01:00:47Hey, my car!
01:00:54All right, gang.
01:01:23All right, out of here, you assholes, now!
01:01:35Are you all right?
01:01:41That's fun!
01:01:43Dad!
01:01:47Oh, would you fix this for me?
01:01:53I think it's torn.
01:01:54Here.
01:01:55Uh, yeah, yeah, it's torn.
01:01:59I think I got it.
01:02:00Okay, thank you.
01:02:01You can't go home like that.
01:02:11I know.
01:02:12Let's go to the train house.
01:02:14Uh, I think I got it.
01:02:16Okay, thank you.
01:02:17You can't go home like that.
01:02:19I know.
01:02:20Let's go to the train house.
01:02:23Let's go to the train house.
01:02:26Uh, I'm on duty.
01:02:30I better take you to the station.
01:02:35Yeah, that's good.
01:02:39Oh, my God!
01:02:42Oh, my God!
01:02:51Oh, my God!
01:02:53Oh, my God!
01:02:55I'm not going to die!
01:03:25Okay, Capper, get away from the girl.
01:03:46Okay, hop, skippity shit.
01:03:55You're the only one I can talk to.
01:04:10Do you love me?
01:04:13Of course I do.
01:04:15I'll get $25 an hour.
01:04:17I'm a regular job.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:33Lady, lady woman does need a lot of work.
01:04:36It's gonna take some time.
01:04:38I'll see.
01:04:40How could you do this to Daddy?
01:04:50Oh, Daddy, that's not your daddy, dear.
01:04:52That was a plumber.
01:04:53You're cheating!
01:04:54My father!
01:04:55No, your father is not your daddy, dear.
01:05:01What do you mean?
01:05:05Is he?
01:05:06Oh, no!
01:05:07Zykes has been my lover for...
01:05:11Our plumber for ten years now.
01:05:15What about Fulmer?
01:05:16Oh, no!
01:05:19Another plumber?
01:05:21Your father.
01:05:22I mean, my husband.
01:05:25We never...
01:05:27He's a virgin.
01:05:30What about Ted?
01:05:31Oh, your brother.
01:05:32Ted, that is.
01:05:33He's illegitimate.
01:05:38What?
01:05:39What do you mean?
01:05:40Well, you see, your father, whatever he is, he just couldn't get it up.
01:05:46He's impotent.
01:05:49Is that what Fulmer got the plumbing in this house?
01:05:54Mom!
01:05:55Why not your mother, dear?
01:05:56You were adopted.
01:06:00I don't know.
01:06:01They must have found me on the doorstep or something.
01:06:05Or maybe I was lost in the baby ward.
01:06:08I don't belong anywhere to anybody.
01:06:12Yes?
01:06:14And I keep having these dreams, like I'm being raped every night.
01:06:18By all different people, not just men.
01:06:22Even girls.
01:06:24I even dreamed it was my best friend Neely the other night.
01:06:30Let's talk about it.
01:06:35Maybe I'm queer.
01:06:37Don't say that word.
01:06:39Carol, your dreams are trying to tell you your true feelings.
01:06:44Now, tell me about this experience with your friend Neely.
01:06:47Don't block it.
01:06:49I'm not. It's just...
01:06:51I'm afraid I'm going to find out I'm really queer.
01:06:54Then I wouldn't be able to get married.
01:06:57Carol, I'm really glad you came to me about this problem.
01:07:01You see, after years of struggling with that dark angel, I've finally reached my decision.
01:07:05This Sunday, at the 10 o'clock service, I'm coming out of the closet.
01:07:12There's no closet in the church.
01:07:15Carol, I'm sweet.
01:07:17Oh, you are.
01:07:19You're listening to my silly problems.
01:07:21No, no.
01:07:23You see, I'm...
01:07:25Well, never mind.
01:07:28The only thing that really matters is love and people.
01:07:33That's what it's all about.
01:07:36Show your love.
01:07:38All Hitler really needed was a hug.
01:07:42Not that he was my type.
01:08:03All right, come on, get out.
01:08:05Are you talking to me?
01:08:07Carol.
01:08:09Come on, Carol, get out.
01:08:11The lady doesn't want to get out.
01:08:12She's my friend.
01:08:13I think maybe you better get out.
01:08:15I'm on duty.
01:08:16No, you're not.
01:08:17You're early.
01:08:19No, you're not.
01:08:21You're early.
01:08:22You're early.
01:08:23All right, come on, get out.
01:08:25All right, come on, get out.
01:08:27Are you talking to me?
01:08:28Carol, come on, Carol, get out.
01:08:29The lady doesn't want to get out.
01:08:30She's my friend.
01:08:32I think maybe you better get out.
01:08:41I'm on duty.
01:08:42No, you're not.
01:08:43You're early.
01:08:44What did you have in mind?
01:08:54Carol, I wanted to explain why...
01:08:56What specifically do you want me to do?
01:08:58Look, I'm sorry I acted like such a foolish actor.
01:09:00What's your offer?
01:09:02Now, will you stop that and come here?
01:09:06Oh, what do you want?
01:09:09I love you.
01:09:10Oh, help!
01:09:12Help!
01:09:13I love you.
01:09:14Hey, that's Drury, all right.
01:09:16He must be drunk.
01:09:21Hey, we'd better go see.
01:09:23Oh, that's okay.
01:09:24He's gonna marry her.
01:09:25I should've done this this afternoon.
01:09:34You'll lose your job.
01:09:35I won't care.
01:09:36You'll go to prison.
01:09:37It'll be worth it.
01:09:43I'll get pregnant.
01:09:44Then you'll have to marry me.
01:09:45Oh, I...
01:09:46I don't want any children.
01:09:47Parents shouldn't have any children.
01:09:48I fell in love with you the first time I saw you and I want to marry you.
01:09:53Oh!
01:09:54Ah!
01:09:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:09:56Hey, Drury, let us know if you need any help.
01:10:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:06Hey, Drury, let us know if you need any help.
01:10:26I'm too young for you.
01:10:30I want a career.
01:10:32Hey, Drury, you need a SWAT team?
01:10:36Hey, how are you kids doing?
01:10:48Oh, come on, get in.
01:10:51We'll report back.
01:11:00I mean, I just would like some explanation of why we need so much plumbing work done.
01:11:04What did the guy do?
01:11:07Did he work under the sink?
01:11:09I mean, did he fix the toilet?
01:11:11You know, I think the guy's a crook.
01:11:13What did he do?
01:11:15Are you listening to me?
01:11:17Are you listening to me?
01:11:18What did he do?
01:11:19Just show me what he did.
01:11:20What did he do?
01:11:21Show me what he did!
01:11:23That's two plumbing bills for $150!
01:11:26That's $300!
01:11:27What did he do?
01:11:28What did he do?
01:11:38Yeah, it's right here.
01:11:41So it's you, isn't it?
01:11:42What's this, uh...
01:11:44this plumbing bill for, uh...
01:11:47$150?
01:11:48Well, I snaked out your pipes and accorded your heater.
01:11:52Why?
01:11:53Is there something wrong?
01:11:55Well, I didn't think anything was wrong in the first place.
01:11:59I mean, I didn't even...
01:12:00I don't even know that you did the work!
01:12:02Now, look, buddy, your wife's right there when I did.
01:12:04Well, I'm not paying.
01:12:06Hey, wait a minute.
01:12:08Now, the work I done is worth $150.
01:12:10You didn't want to pay it, you shouldn't have done it yourself.
01:12:12Well, look, uh...
01:12:14I don't want you coming around here anymore.
01:12:16Well, that's fine with me.
01:12:18You just send me my money.
01:12:19Bend over and whistle up your, uh, drain pipe for it.
01:12:23You ain't gonna right talk to me that way.
01:12:24Look, you come around here again and I'll pay you!
01:12:29Son of a bitch.
01:12:31Show me what that plumber did!
01:12:46Show me what that plumber did!
01:12:49This door better open!
01:12:51This door's driven down!
01:12:53What did that plumber do?
01:12:54What did that plumber do?
01:12:56What did that plumber do?
01:12:58What did that plumber do?
01:12:59He screwed me, he screwed me, I loved it, I loved it.
01:13:02I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:13:04In this house?
01:13:05He did it in this house?
01:13:08Hey, how you doing?
01:13:10She's coming to see you.
01:13:14Mommy, Daddy, don't quarrel.
01:13:16My little girl.
01:13:18I didn't recognize you.
01:13:29Dad, are you okay?
01:13:37What happened to my little girl?
01:13:40I'm not your little girl, Daddy.
01:13:43I told her.
01:13:45It's true, isn't it?
01:13:48Carol promised me you will marry Dustin.
01:13:51Anything you say, Mom.
01:13:53Call Lena.
01:13:55Mom!
01:13:57She's jealous.
01:13:59Call Lena.
01:14:01She's the only one that can handle my back.
01:14:05Lena.
01:14:06It's in the book under Lena Loves to Touch.
01:14:09Help me.
01:14:18Now where's the man's back?
01:14:20Now your head's in the clouds.
01:14:22Laughing out loud you got through.
01:14:25You come a long way, baby.
01:14:28Spock is in your eyes.
01:14:30You come a long way, baby.
01:14:33Finally got wise.
01:14:35You come a long way, sonny.
01:14:36I'm looking for a cheap sucker.
01:14:38Nobody talks Aloysius Sykes the way he talked to me.
01:14:42I'm gonna bust him.
01:14:43Come and get him.
01:14:44Is this your cesspool superstar?
01:14:45Dustin.
01:14:46Dustin.
01:14:47Carol's made of her mind.
01:14:48Made of her mind.
01:14:49Okay, sucker.
01:14:50I've come from a hundred and fifty.
01:14:51I've come from a hundred and fifty.
01:14:52You come a long way.
01:14:53You come a long way, sonny.
01:14:54I'm looking for a cheap sucker.
01:14:55I'm looking for a cheap sucker.
01:14:56Nobody talks Aloysius Sykes the way he talked to me.
01:14:57I'm gonna bust him.
01:14:58Come and get him.
01:14:59Is this your cesspool superstar?
01:15:00Dustin.
01:15:01Carol's made of her mind.
01:15:02Made of her mind.
01:15:03Okay, sucker.
01:15:04I've come from a hundred and fifty bucks.
01:15:05Excuse me, man.
01:15:06She really knows how to handle a man.
01:15:07Impotent.
01:15:08Yep.
01:15:09I don't know.
01:15:10I don't know.
01:15:11I don't know.
01:15:12I don't know.
01:15:13I don't know.
01:15:14I don't know.
01:15:15I don't know.
01:15:16I don't know.
01:15:17I don't know.
01:15:18I don't know.
01:15:19I don't know.
01:15:20I don't know.
01:15:21I don't know.
01:15:22I don't know.
01:15:23I don't know.
01:15:24She really knows how to handle a man.
01:15:26Impotent.
01:15:27Impotent.
01:15:28Impotent.
01:15:29Impotent.
01:15:30Carol.
01:15:31I want you to meet your real mother.
01:15:34Lena, honey.
01:15:35Say hello to Carol.
01:15:40My precious baby.
01:15:42I'm going to get you.
01:15:49I'm a beggar.
01:15:54You behave and I'll put you right again.
01:15:59Honey, I'm sorry to leave you here with these hunkers.
01:16:16They're worse than niggers.
01:16:18Just wait, honey.
01:16:20Can't even throw straight.
01:16:23Move and slip the sand.
01:16:26I'll be sorry.
01:16:27Don't hurt.
01:16:28You can't unhook it for me.
01:16:33You know, it just ain't been my day.
01:16:35It's been bad.
01:16:36I knew this morning when I got up.
01:16:37My own toilet wasn't flush.
01:16:38And I couldn't affect you to say something.
01:16:39Dustin, turn it off.
01:16:56You really can play.
01:16:59My mother won't let me marry a nigger.
01:17:18Carol!
01:17:24Carol.
01:17:27Dustin, get away! Get away!
01:17:30Get away from me!
01:17:41Hey!
01:17:51Get out of there, Dustin!
01:17:53I'll mail that smart ass!
01:17:55Thelonious fooling me to the scene!
01:17:57Goddammit, Jury, you son of a bitch!
01:17:59I'll mail that smart ass!
01:18:01Thelonious fooling me to the scene!
01:18:03Goddammit, Jury, you son of a bitch!
01:18:05I want to see you tonight!
01:18:07And rate me again!
01:18:08You know better than those kids!
01:18:09Carol, there's no need for us to hurt each other.
01:18:11Dustin, talk to me.
01:18:13Who is he?
01:18:15We were going to be married.
01:18:17Goddammit, Jury!
01:18:18Goddammit, Jury!
01:18:19Come on, let's go!
01:18:20Well, in that case, I hope he's dead.
01:18:23Dustin, are you alright?
01:18:24You can't invite your mother to the wedding.
01:18:27You can't invite your mother to the wedding.
01:18:28You can talk okay.
01:18:29Then we're going to be married.
01:18:30You can't invite your mother to the wedding.
01:18:31You can't invite your mother to the wedding.
01:18:34You can talk okay.
01:18:35Then what do you mean, I could always talk okay.
01:18:37Ow!
01:18:40Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still not happy.
01:18:43I'm sorry, but I wait for him to be married.
01:18:45And he will have to be married.
01:18:47You can't invite your mother to the wedding.
01:18:52You can talk okay.
01:18:57Then what do you mean, I could always talk okay.
01:19:01Ow! Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
01:19:07I never had a real wedding. One with a flower and a gown and guests.
01:19:13I ought to have married more, but his family owned the bank.
01:19:18Only he had itchy scysoces. His skin felt just like fish scales.
01:19:24If only he hadn't touched me so much, I would have put up with it.
01:19:29Oh! Oh!
01:19:34I just had a nice house. Serpent.
01:19:39Oh, Carol. You're doing the right thing.
01:19:46I want to recognize my little girl.
01:19:54Oh, no!
01:19:59Oh, no!
01:20:02Oh, no, no!
01:20:04Oh, no, no!
01:20:05Oh, no!
01:20:07Oh, no!
01:20:08No, no, no, no, no!
01:20:40Hey, I thought you were my friend.
01:20:51Oh, Christ, Carol, I still am.
01:20:53Then give me the bottle.
01:20:56I can't figure you out.
01:20:59You decided, didn't you?
01:21:04Bad luck to kiss the bride before the wedding.
01:21:07I'm flying down to Rio.
01:21:11I think we're ready.
01:21:13Dustin, would you get off there and get ready?
01:21:15Come on.
01:21:20I love you, you know?
01:21:27I love you, you know?
01:21:31I love you, too.
01:21:33I love you, too.
01:21:35I love you, too.
01:21:38That was about to have fun.
01:21:40That was interesting.
01:21:41I love you.
01:21:43I love you.
01:21:45Dearly beloved brethren, we are gathered here in the sight of God.
01:22:12And before these witnesses to unite this man and this woman in holy wedlock.
01:22:35Therefore if any man can show any just cause why they should not be joined in holy matrimony,
01:22:41let him speak now or henceforth hereafter forever hold his peace.
01:22:45Reverend, we don't need that part.
01:22:48Yes. Turn and face each other please for the vows.
01:22:532-2-9-10-4.
01:23:00Hold it, Turner. This is Carol's house, now we gotta take it easy.
01:23:05I'm gonna nail that smoke on this.
01:23:09Turner!
01:23:10Dustin, do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
01:23:14Wedded wife?
01:23:16Say yes, Dustin. Just say yes.
01:23:20Yes.
01:23:21Carol, do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?
01:23:26I'm not too late for my baby's wedding.
01:23:37Who is this woman?
01:23:38Who do you think I am?
01:23:40Honour person.
01:23:41Do you want to Mario to ride the moto on this one?
01:23:43Don't spoil Art Brady!
01:23:44I'm not too late at that...
01:23:49Holy booty, me!
01:23:55Don't spoil Art Brady!
01:23:58Hey, hey come on you guys.
01:24:06Take it easy.
01:24:06Get him, get him please.
01:24:07No stop this.
01:24:08Stop this.
01:24:09What are you doing?
01:24:10Stop.
01:24:11Pull.
01:24:12Pull.
01:24:13Pull.
01:24:14Pull.
01:24:15Hey, where are you going?
01:24:19Hey, come help me.
01:24:22Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:24Hey, hey.
01:24:25Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:26Hey, hey.
01:24:27Let's go!
01:24:54Let's go.
01:24:57Dustin, wait!
01:24:59No, wait!
01:25:00No, wait!
01:25:01Back!
01:25:02Hey, hey!
01:25:06Ah!
01:25:07Ah!
01:25:14Oh, my God!
01:25:15He's dead!
01:25:16What happened?
01:25:17Look at his face!
01:25:18He's dead!
01:25:19Oh, my God!
01:25:21Oh, my God!
01:25:22Let him down!
01:25:24Oh, my God!
01:25:25Dustin!
01:25:29I'm going to call...
01:25:30I'm going to call the cops!
01:25:32That's my corpse!
01:25:35What?
01:25:36This is a record!
01:25:38Ah, my brother!
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